That hits home for me I was an instructor as well, I’m pro 2a, but some people no matter how much instruction you give the are just too dense to do anything but take up space and breath air.
I like how Hank told them not to aim the rifle at themself. So for the rest of the exercise... they took turns sweeping each other with the muzzle of that blaster rifle. With the safety off. Also... I have a theory on why storm troopers have been getting less accurate with each batch. They were fighting Jedi so often. It didn't make sense to give a Jedi a perfect pitch to get homerunned back into their face. 😂
After watching the video, then reading your comment, I have to ask. In basic training, do some of the new recruits act as if when They were initially broken down, that it was done via repeated blows to the head?
and he will fire twenty round at a target thirty feet from his person without hitting it once? he'd make an awful stormtrooper. the are skilled marksmen who could easily hit their mark at that distance.
Its imperial era basic training. Can you put on the armor? Can you follow orders at least marginally well? Can you tell which is the dangerous end of your blaster? You're ready for deployment!
The change was due to doctrine shift. The role of the military changed from traditional warfare against the seperatists to patrolling 'friendly' worlds. This, combined with the Tarkin Doctrine (which basically said its impossible to amass enough forces to properly police the entire galaxy, so we're better off intimidating the population into compliance) meant quantity became more important than quality. Instead of a single squad of clones born and raised for war, an entire battalion recruited and given 2 weeks training.
The officer is the most chill Imperial Officer that I've ever seen. There's at least 6 different moments where he could've executed them for gross malcompliance and didn't. This man has Zen-like patience.
@@albertjackinson no it isn't. TLJ only explained one thing : war profiteering is bad, which everyone already knows. Everything else in that movie makes absolutely no sense, from the stupid dreadnaught scene to Leia Poppins to Ross's behaviour in any situation, to the Holdo maneuver, and the list goes on.
@@TheNefastor Well, have your own opinion. I'm not going to try to argue with you because I can tell you're not going to budge and I'm not going to budge, either.
Just average, but there were so many possibilities! Like when he's trying to shoot the fly...one dead instructor; multiple targets, where only the frames are hit; longer distances, where it's necessary to move them closer & closer; a demonstration where the instructor can't hit a thing either, etc.
How accurate the stormtroopers are, I'm beginning to think they wanted to give the Jedi an advantage. I laughed with tears, i didn't laugh for so long like that and i watched a lot of stand up comedy, this video was deadly. Nice!
"You're kind of tall to be a stormtrooper..."
"Sorry sir, it wont happen again."
Lol wtf? XD
I know right so funny
*cuts off legs*
TK1732 that's funny , made me lol
Well I guess it did happen…because he’s dead and he…nevermind
Yes yes
“Don’t EVER point the blaster at yourself!!”
“Sorry.”
*points blaster at buddy
😂
His buddy: **looks at him like bruh**
oh man... and the Buddies reaction was way too perfect!
Its hilarious
Knowing their aim, the buddy is safe...
@@НелиелОксингейл
1000 rounds
0.25 kills.
I'm a concealed carry instructor and I've had students who make the stormtroopers look bright.
Wow
Wow surprising
That hits home for me I was an instructor as well, I’m pro 2a, but some people no matter how much instruction you give the are just too dense to do anything but take up space and breath air.
Woah.
I believe that
*Misses fly and hits Death Star*
People in Death Star: *THE REBELS ARE ATTACKING*
Also people in death star: "Is it snack time yet?"
This should be an entire series.
Yes it should
vindicus YES!!!
Same with Troops
A dog
YES
This totally explains why imperial leaders so often kill stormtroopers out of anger
Pallando Rómestámo yep even Darth Vader choked them. Of course he is disappointed with officer and army lol
@@lukeskywalker9580 well he normally blames the leaders(looking at you ozzel) and not the soilders under said leaders
LUKE Thegoldenminecart yeah good reason. Because leaders are responsible for soldier.
"DONT SNIFF SOMEONES BLASTER!!! who does that?"
Pfft not me
*Snifs blaster*
"to a dark place this will take us...".
✋aliens✋
*sniffs blaster*
Sorry did you say something?
Why has this taken four years to be in my recommended?
Bill Joe ikr
ikr
The algorithm is bust.. lol
Facts. This is gold
IKR
Apparently there's zero muzzle discipline in the Empire.
Or finger discipline.
Or discipline in general.
I like how Hank told them not to aim the rifle at themself. So for the rest of the exercise... they took turns sweeping each other with the muzzle of that blaster rifle. With the safety off.
Also... I have a theory on why storm troopers have been getting less accurate with each batch. They were fighting Jedi so often. It didn't make sense to give a Jedi a perfect pitch to get homerunned back into their face. 😂
He flagged everybody😂😂😂
THIS IS GOING TO BE A INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO IN MY FIREARMS CLASS. LOL...
Spoilers: oh course the black one dies first. Classic movie trope.
don't think about it
And his armor was useless, as expected.
Also the black one(the nova trooper a unit you could say is elite)dies first the strongest black guy dies
Yr racist✔️😂
Other members of his family wear red shirts on Star Trek.
"You're awfully tall to be a stormtrooper."
"Sorry sir, it won't happen again!"
**slices legs**
And it didn't coz he died.
Showing death star at the backgroung while quoting "you may fire when ready" now thats brilliant
pissed myself laughing when he said "don't high five him"
Thanks for watching!
T- 800 models can pee? Also, please don’t terminate me
"The emperor doesn't want any more holes in the walls of the death star." LoL
Ikr lol
Love how he says “you may fire when ready” while it cuts to the Death Star in frame
Better acting, writing and characters than the sequel trilogy.
Bless you 🤗
This is so much better than the prequels.
@@michaelellams9105 nah the prequels are king especially Obi-Wan
@@cffrfgbfbfbf6941 acting in sequels is better than prequels accept or not.
@@cffrfgbfbfbf6941 expect ROTS
Ok, you gotta agree with me. This looks like something straight out of Red vs. Blue. (I'm talking about the humor)
Absolutely.
Red v Blue had better writing for the first 8 seasons. After that, I'd agree with you.
I thought I heard Church at one point.
yes!
I spent over 20 years as an Air Force Combat Arms Instructor. I can relate. Too funny.
Commander Hank: “Ok, not too bad for your first go round”
Stormtrooper: “I’ve been shooting blasters all my life sir”
[edit] I lost my shit haha
Shooting not hitting
William Valorious read the post again!
Joshua Smith did you just change it and then add a pointless edit at the bottom to act like it was always there to make that guy a fool?
Pyro The Skeleboi no, I clearly indicated where I made the edit to add that I lost my shit and literally laughed out loud
If he was clearly shooting a blaster, how would he be hitting it? I’m not stupid and can differentiate between the 2 different actions
“Don’t ever point the blaster at yourself”... *promptly points blaster and fellow trooper* LOL!
This is legit the highest quality short stupid (funny humorous stupid not pathetic stupid) funny Star Wars fan film
Safest place to be when Stormtroopers are shooting:
Directly in front of them.
They unable to hit the broad side of a barn ... while inside the barn.
lol
The rebels on the tantive would say otherwise
This is why the republic preferred clones over humans in their army
The problem is they’re still clones. You know how when you make a copy of a copy it never turns out right?
@@kyriss12 Umm, imperial troopers are hired not clones (unless left over from order 66)
I know imperial storm troopers aren't clones. it was intended as a joke.
@@kyriss12 My bad, I'm bad at reading sarcasm especially in text
They still used clones
"I've been shooting blasters my whole life"
AND
"The emperor doesn't want holes in the death stars WALLS!!!
I died when it said "Is it snack time yet?" This is so funny keep it up!
Overwatch Assassin well i read it pooooooooooooooooooooopooo
Chris C. What....
Snack time will be in a minute.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL i lost it when he sniffed the blaster an the officer told him "NO" like a dog
Same
He wasn't sniffing the blaster he was sniffing the other Stormtrooper's butt
So authentic thats actually what I picture how they go threw training 😂😂😂
This is documentary footage.
Lol
I wondered if this wasn't a deleted scene. Lol
2:28 *Hank points sternly at trooper like he's reprimanding a dog* "NO" 🤣🤣🤣
Ia bout died laughing. like a pomeranian just crapped on the carpet.
The way he said it, you can tell he has a dog at home. 😂
That... Was surprisingly good. Also that officer could narrate the shit out of just about anything, I'd imagine.
Right? He sounds like "the" quintessential Imperial officer.
As a CMT in the marine corps this hits me so close i cant even express it
After watching the video, then reading your comment, I have to ask. In basic training, do some of the new recruits act as if when They were initially broken down, that it was done via repeated blows to the head?
This is how my nephew actually shoots. He would make an excellent stormtrooper.
+Bayan1905 how old is your nephew?
25
and he will fire twenty round at a target thirty feet from his person without hitting it once? he'd make an awful stormtrooper. the are skilled marksmen who could easily hit their mark at that distance.
Bayan1905 I hope you're joking
Sadly I am not, visit the Annette Firearms Channel and you will see for yourself.
I watched this when I was younger brings back memories
Nice inclusion of the NovaTrooper
Thanks for watching!
Millquas Movies Dude that was HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂 u guys did amazing!!!!
okay....i died xD
Too bad we will never see a Nova trooper
Boba Fett why aren’t you the trainer?
"You may fire when ready"
Death star: *I see you choose death*
Raisey handy McHanderstien...LOL my beer just went through my nose...Yes, it burns.
Your him arnt you
Came here looking for this comment 😁
Ditto!
Rise of Skywalker Spoilers
General Pryde when he realized that Hux was a spy: 6:43
Hank is really good. Nice work Hank.
I was wearing headphones when the fly sounds started, so i freaked out 😂
I remember Hank from back in the academy, always so bossy.
I died when the middle stormtrooper started acting up with the blaster.
Priceless!
ukmdnrko
I love how the middle stormtrooper shoot his blaster like a gangster
Try's to hit a fly, Hit's a Novatrooper
MaziReich Mapper did u got to school
This hasn't been in my recommended in years. I'm quite pleased.
The second stormtrooper is so cool
Agreed
0:56 “your awfully tall to be a stormtrooper”
“Won’t happen again sir”
How did these guys ever get through BASIC TRAINING??
Its imperial era basic training. Can you put on the armor? Can you follow orders at least marginally well? Can you tell which is the dangerous end of your blaster? You're ready for deployment!
Actually in Star Wars stormtroopers are supposed to train since they were kids, but the movies are stupid and make their accuracy horrible
@@ahu2872 disney era lore?
Epic lit, you mistake storm troopers for clone troopers
@@bozoforce He's talking about the First Order Troopers.
I like the, "you may fire when ready" refrence
Should've stuck with clones!
Sunset Rider IKR
Stupid emperor eh?
Yeah they really should of kept the clone and go for a different helmet design instead of the BucketHead Helmet design
The change was due to doctrine shift. The role of the military changed from traditional warfare against the seperatists to patrolling 'friendly' worlds. This, combined with the Tarkin Doctrine (which basically said its impossible to amass enough forces to properly police the entire galaxy, so we're better off intimidating the population into compliance) meant quantity became more important than quality. Instead of a single squad of clones born and raised for war, an entire battalion recruited and given 2 weeks training.
No.
"The Emperor doesn't want any more holes in the Death Star"
Especially ones big enough for a star ship
Your supposed to leave the safety on when you fire, wow those stormtroopers don't know anything...
"You may fire when ready."
Planet is destroyed.
What? I must have missed something. 🤔
@@rachelk3010
He says you may fire when ready to the storm troopers as the Death star is behind them.
@@Automaton23 ahh. 😆 May the pew-pew be with you, Leafy. Over'n out.
yeah, the actor actually super nailed that Tarkin tone on that! gotta love the attention to sound in this!
Good acting Hank!
That got me laughing when he yelled don't sniff someone else's blaster
This is soo good! would love to see more star wars sketches! :D
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oo oo oo adoreii
This is my new favorite video
This is an official training video of the stormtroopers.
When he was firing the blaster and started dancing like Trippie Red my drink came out of my mouth LMAO
Lol the Death Star in the sky. 😂
K Toy Productions Tarkin said that in the Death Star XD
ElderlyMother ikr
But you know what?
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They did surgery on a grape
Who else cringed when the "instructor" flagged his whole class with the blaster at 2:52? Just me?
The officer is the most chill Imperial Officer that I've ever seen. There's at least 6 different moments where he could've executed them for gross malcompliance and didn't. This man has Zen-like patience.
I've had BB guns and I know one thing: NEVER HIP FIRE A RIFLE
Lol!
I forgot what would happen.
But the heavy class in star wars battlefront 2 fire like that
It’s not a BBgun so f you idiot
Yes
UA-cam reccomend this to me in 2019 November
same here... what the heck youtube algorithm!
I did so
December
January 2020 here... 🤪
Me 2020
Star Wars Commander music ?
Ikrr
Yea
Is that Copyright
Now if you want to hit something be a Tie Pilot, we never miss hitting ship's, asteroids, the ground, each other see were the best :).
"annual" explains a lot.
In all seriousness I'm aware that when they're not dealing with plot armor, they're much more skilled.
Way better than any of the Disney fan fiction.
Aww, its somewhat heartwarming to see that Hank's a married man.
His name isn't Hank! Who told you that? Because it isn't true.
@@liammarek9122 Sorry Commander Hank!
Hey Hank! Can I have your autograph?
Excellent (and good fun! I’m still smiling!)!
I have a good feeling about this.
If you’re having a bad day at work, watch this video. It will make you smile. Great job.
Thanks!
Still a better story than The Last Jedi : at least it explains a lot.
Love you
@@Millquasproductions thanks, the feeling's mutual 😁
@@TheNefastor Okay, THAT'S a big exaggeration.
@@albertjackinson no it isn't. TLJ only explained one thing : war profiteering is bad, which everyone already knows. Everything else in that movie makes absolutely no sense, from the stupid dreadnaught scene to Leia Poppins to Ross's behaviour in any situation, to the Holdo maneuver, and the list goes on.
@@TheNefastor Well, have your own opinion. I'm not going to try to argue with you because I can tell you're not going to budge and I'm not going to budge, either.
That Nova Trooper looks so sick!
"Ive been shooting blasters all my life sir!" XD
That was the best thing I’ve seen all day
Me:
UA-cam: want to watch a video on some storm troopers doing target practice
Me: ok
I was number one in my stormtrooper target training. Out of 100 shots I hit the target twice! I’m off to sniper school!
This is why ill never join the empire. I dont want to get shot by my own team mate
When the 2nd one started shooting it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in a long time a long time
Just average, but there were so many possibilities! Like when he's trying to shoot the fly...one dead instructor; multiple targets, where only the frames are hit; longer distances, where it's necessary to move them closer & closer; a demonstration where the instructor can't hit a thing either, etc.
This is the only Star Wars fan film I've ever LIKED! this was hilarious! You should make more of these!
this is a realy funny and cool training sesion
I lost it at the gangster-shooting! Brilliant! xD
This is what it's like being SF, training the Iraqi army.
The light applause after the target was hit did me in, lol.
3:55 Am i the only one who expected the death star to fire when he said "you may fire when ready"
This is the most funniest StarWars Fan film ever! I was laughing the entire time. Great Job creating the video!
You’re lovely. Thanks for watching.
Its not that I’m bad at aiming,
They’re just good at dodging....
Every Stormtrooper could have a massive firefight against each other and suffer 0 casualties.
If the empire invests in heatseeking flies that hone in on enemies. stormtroopers would be terrifyingly accurate
This is amazing and the stormtroopers learning how to shoot is very realistic
"I've been shooting blasters all my life sir"
I can see that, my question is have you ever hit what you were shooting at?
"No sir"
Didn't think so
He attacc he protecc but most importantly
He shoot buddy
Who Noticed the road in the background XD 😂
The stormtrooper on the left is a legend best stormtrooper ever
🧢
4:40 Imagen if a random stormtrooper did that in the movie??? Lol
How accurate the stormtroopers are, I'm beginning to think they wanted to give the Jedi an advantage. I laughed with tears, i didn't laugh for so long like that and i watched a lot of stand up comedy, this video was deadly. Nice!
this is how they Trai. the stormtroopers in starwars no wonder they can't even hit a target even it's standing still
Luis Romero yes they can
Sounds like me when I play Fortnite…lol
I don't even understand
U also ain't no diehard fan like me