Existential Troopers - The Mandalorian
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Season 1 of The Mandalorian broke the fourth wall by making jokes about storm troopers having bad aim. These simple bike scout troopers have noticed that the fourth wall is now missing, and it's causing them to question everything.
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"Let's ditch this baby and go ice fishing!"
Words to live by.
That's where dad went?
Let's blast it, I punched it earlier
I keep telling my wife that... (jk i dont have a wife im too young)
"Morning! Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hua hah!"
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I want a comic series where the two existentialist scout troopers manipulate reality through philosophy so hard that they become all-powerful.
@@uuamenator what a fucking good comic god damn it
I want one where they somehow get force powers and foresight lol would be awesome to see them trying to subvert the simulation acquiring new talents and powers
Just powerful enough to survive and make some credits. The Darth Vectivus route.
"Two rogue philosophic scout troopers" - a Star Wars story
It's called Tag and Bink Are Dead
"Our role in this simulation is to lose. To lose so badly that it's starting not to make sense"
Truer words were never spoken!
Vader: "It is your destiny!"
Luke: "So, you're a fatalist."
Vader:
vader: (breaths......)
Well, all people who believe in the will of the force are fatalists
@@christopherstein2024 But the Force is benevolent (kinda). So that makes them fundamental optimists.
Vader: yeaaahhhhhhh boooiiiiiii
A tragedist, really.
I never thought there would be a time when I'd want to see two stormtroopers go ice fishing with force powers but here we are
Next season on Dinsey+: "Hoth Overland Ice Fishing Speeders"
Let's fish some ice!!!
"It's not magic, it's bending I mean it's the Force!"
Yah i actually felt bad when they died...wow
It’s that kinda year...
"Let's deliver on the promise of a cool Renegade Stormtrooper story."
It's a great line, but it hurts. RIP Finn's Arc.
Finn being called a "cool renegade stormtrooper" is as stupid as calling Rey a Jedi.
Finn deserved better.
Wait, are you saying Finn had a character act?
@@darrenbutler9819 He was a cool renegade stormtrooper - that story had so much potential, but it just kind of went nowhere, sadly.
Seriously fucked that it isn't more common discussion how he went from most interesting origin setup to being Jar Jar Binks stand in for 2 movies. They wasted that character setup in epic fashion.
Man, I gotta say I'm extremely impressed with the lipsyncing in this one!
😂😉
@@generalgrievous2165 You ruined the joke 🤦♀️
@@generalgrievous2165 Maybe I will (;_;)
You know the rules and so do I
@@generalgrievous2165 yeah you should change your name into General Obvious
“We lose so much and so badly, it’s starting to not make sense..”😂😂😂
@Maintenance Renegade I wouldn't say it's that low tier , it comes low tier if it had movie characters into it , because they need to systematically win , which is not the case when it comes to comic book , games or book characters.
@@phantasosxgames8488 Uhm it does...
So low in the simulation they don't even get names 🤣😆LOL
@@lcfflc3887 lol. Love the quote, but please kill the crying laughing emoticons.
@@jpkjnn6733 that's how I felt when I heard the quote on the video, it was funny.
I've literally had this conversation in Iraq in the mid 2000's. I was also a Scout. It really is all a simulation. Isn't it?
Did you give the baby to Creepio?
@@moffjendob6796 it’s baby time.
“Im sorry I punched you little guy! I was a totally different person back then.”
😅😂🤣💀
@Kylo ren is that a POTC 3 reference?!
@Kylo ren love it
😂🤣😆
Also: "Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story!" - lol, I see what you did there ;)
Burn
it's basically 'Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead'
(best comment)
Victor Ivanchenko I was about to add something similar a week ago then saw your comment and deleted mine. I guess great minds think alike.
A man of culture.
"Let's just give the baby to Creepi---"
Lol I thought that's what he was about to say! I gotta watch that part again
@@darthcreepio you're gonna be a father! :D it's baby time
AND FULFIL THE PROPHECY
not enough flesh
Hahaha yes
I love how in this version, the droid doesn't say anything. He's the physical embodiment of the simulation dispassionately beating up the only guys aware of its existence xD
Read about archons.
@@alexfairman ? like Gnosticism?
Lol
Hahahahaha
yup, an agent in disguise. Give him sunglasses and an earpiece. Just a updated version of the Matrix
'That's not an off day, it's a complete disregahd for the laws of probability.'
Wheels within wheels...
The scene was more entertaining then all 3 recent movies.
haha
agreed
Rogue One was good
@@FreemanicParacusia I think he's referring to the main sequel series. I really like Rogue one and Solo
@@FreemanicParacusia Rogue One was the worst one
Ok, thats the second time I've felt sorry for scout troopers.
thank you
whats the first?
Liam Kieser ewok tripwires
After delving into the fact that troopers aren't clones with their own actual families it hits a little bit harder now
@@Gin132456 actually it would be worst being bred to literally die for the republican, with no real identity to call your own since you’re a clone of a dead man(dead dad too) like the other millions of clones in the republic .
"We broke free" "yeah, we broke something, like my arm in 3 places" 😂
So low in the simulation they don't even get names 🤣😆LOL
This just reminds me of the first episode of RVB.
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
Yeah... they ripped RVB off for this. And then made them into bad guys anyway, just so we wouldn't feel bad when the Mandalorian kills a stormtrooper.
Why are there 6 pedals and only 4 directions?!
@@dyzze9696 easy for chernobil people and i know that is an red vs blue reference
"It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night."
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This is one of the most hilariously detailed comedies.
I lost it at “Yeah, I want to go ice fishing”
I genuinely felt bad for them when they got wrecked by IG.
I have never watched the original material. Is that robot supposed to be a good guy?
@@eugenetswong you must watch the show in order to get its true depth of humor
@@eugenetswong you really should see original to get the true depth of the humor, not needed necessarily I suppose
@@OTTOAUDIO Watch this channel's show in order, you mean?
@@eugenetswong yes
Can Solo: the next evolution of Han Singular, of the Friendzone.
It's just a two hour long video of the can with a voice over
@@richardharrison4762 still better than the second movie lmaooo
@@Luke117-r2x Critics Say 'The acting is much improved over Daisy Ridley. The Can's performance demonstrates a far wider range of emotions'
@@richardharrison4762 The can is a more interesting character too, I really feared for the integrity of the can.
@@guilherme5094 For me it was the consistency of character of the Can. Never once did Can alternate wildly in personality from one moment to the next.. Unlike other Star Wars characters that may come to mind
The original scene was among my favorite in Star Wars history. The humanization of Stormtroopers is something I’ve sought for a long time, from the clone troopers to Robot Chicken’s Gary. But your re-editing and recontextualizing of this scene, went further than I had ever hoped for my plastic clad warriors. Fantastic writing
This is a scene straight out of Red VS Blue. 'Why are we here?' with SImmons and Griff.
_"I think we weren't allowed to shoot him because we're living in a simulation RIGHT NOW."_
You know, if thoughts like this plagued me routinely, I'd never admit it. 😉
Slave to a broken order... dare you look upon the truth?
Well no, if you want to abduct, torture and brutally murder a toddler you can damn well go out and do it. So either our simulation is really fucked up or it’s not a simulation. It’s happened before and it can happen again: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_James_Bulger
@@jonathanwells223 But that only shows that there are some people scripted to murder and do heinous crimes within the simulation. For all we know, if Syntaxus tried to do the same, all of their attempts would fail
That's also assuming they could even get that far in the attempt. The 1s and 0s that make up their "conscience/will" might force them to perceive the thought alone as too sickening to even consider
But tbh, I don't know if I really buy into all of that stuff
Find and watch afew versions of the short vid,
"The egg."
profit +1
@@jonathanwells223 I think that's the cosmic horror right there- it IS a fucked up simulation. Or... and this is way worse... it isn't so much that the simulation is fucked up, but that whatever designed and is running the simulation is so far beyond what humans can understand that it feels NOTHING for us. We are so small, our suffering so miniscule, that it can't even begin to see us as equals. Everybody wants to think God loves them, or hates them, or anything in between. What if the truth is that God doesn't even fucking think about us.
How love how they gave them personalities, like real soldiers, talking about anything while waiting for orders.
The actual dialogue was just as funny. I’d watch a whole show of them just sitting there and talking
I wonder if Anakin would feel better knowing that him being friendzoned was a predetermined fate, chosen by the simulation
That would probably just make him feel even worse.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Hah, perhaps. But at least Ben would be wrong with the whole, "you have done that to yourself" bit
@Michael Richard "Hello there!"
In my mind, IG-11 speaks only French philosophy quotes while murdering.
*Cryptic Derrida noises*
Outside text there is nothing.
"What matter the victims, provided the gesture is beautiful? What matters the death of vague human beings, If thereby the individual affirms himself?"
*angry Cogito Ergo Sum/Je pense, donc je suis noises*
No, IG-11 is German.
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?"
"Deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story"
Lmfao oof
Gonna need some ice for that burn!
"what's my deal?? Endor is my deal, bro." lmao
I genuinely love this as a concept. Just two background characters realizing they're in a story where they are background characters, and they have to fight to get out.
You should look up Tag and Bink!
This is definitely one of the best things ive seen in my life. I cant stop watching it over and over
"Call dispatch and tell them you quit. Tell them the winds of freedom are calling your name, and they can eat the dust from your freedom bike." :D
gold
IKR
🏆
Freedom Bike! That’s going right onto my moped’s rear end
Star Wars: A Cool Renegade Storm Trooper Story.... okay disney get it done
Allegiance and Choices of One?
@@bighomie8553 not enough ice fishing
@@bewarethebear Yeah, fully self-aware Stormtroopers are cooler. Though I do still like the Timothy Zahn books.
The fact that you guys rewound the scene and continued the dialogue was amazing! 🤯
I went in thinking 'Aw man, eleven minutes? That's going to be a slog.'
And by the end it was 'Ahhhhh, this is amazing, I hope there's more so I can see what these guys do next---damn it's over!'
Seriously, this was brilliant and perfect.
Thank you.
Pausing at 2:58, the downward look on the mask makes the dialogue all the funnier.
This is Red Vs Blue with Venture Bros level writing.
This conversation is plot armor in a nutshell
Came for a funny dub, left with a genuinely great original short story.
Bad guys endlessly losing no matter how high things are stacked in their favor. Sounds like . . . bad writing?
Hell, even I realised that in my DnD campaign, the bad guys need to score at the very least one win to keep them feeling menacing.
@@Grzesuav94 Star Wars forgot about that a long time ago
Every story in history is bad writing?
@@Grzesuav94 the very first thing i did to establish my first villains in a campaign is essentially have them wipe out a city that was specifically designed to keep them at bay.
nothing makes sure your players have an "oh shit" reaction quite like the super important and mysterious city they were just in suddenly getting nuked by the minion
not even the main villain
the MINION of the main villain.
because if one of the henchmen can do that, the fuck is the final boss going to do?
The bad guys have some wins in _Rebels_ 🤔
"Our suckiness creates a paradox.."
The trooper self-depricatingly discussing Simulation Theory must be an INFJ.
Lmao, don't call it "simulation theory" and capitalize it like it's meant to be taken seriously. It's just a thought experiment we use to highlight how incomplete our perception of reality is, being limited to a handful of senses that can only detect a limited range of stimuli. Our reality is so simple, it could technically be fed to us through a highly sophisticated machine and we wouldn't know the difference. But none of the people who came up with this idea actually BELIEVED it. It's just a modern superstition, filling in the gaps in our knowledge with the assumption of a higher power, just like we've always done.
@@CorruptPianist i was excited because i thought this comment by you would launch into the INFJ personality type and how accurate that would be for the trooper to be pontificating in the manner OP described...but instead it was just a pretentious drawn out paragraph that in actuality provided absolutely nothing to what potentially could have been a fun conversation with more substance than most other youtube comments. Very disappointing. Saying lmao then correcting someone....now that's cringe.
Yeah commenting how you're stupid if you consider simulation theory because it wouldn't make you some kind of true atheist is a weird argument. Saying that whatever unspecified entity that founded simulation theory doesn't believe adds nothing to prove or disprove the idea, it's a straight appeal to authority.
@@CorruptPianist simulation theory has been held to be true by a lot of scientists and popular science communicators at least, and has a decent amount of cachet overall.
I may not be convinced, but that's because the arguments I've heard so far depend on intuitions about statistics extended to the infinite, which is very dubious ground. That said, the argument is still fairly plausible, dismissing it based on little more than "of course that's not true" is far more stupid than believing it.
INFJ? Seems more like a ASI or maybe APC. APDS at best.
LOL. When I saw that episode originally, I knew there was huge meme potential. Thanks for making this clip.
Many people are laughing but honestly I feel sorry for them
@Colin W Put yourself in their shoes
@Colin W Yeah
But they are now free.
@@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 Are you ok?
@@joshuajorgensen2405 What? They broke free from the confines of the narrative, they are free.
Lol. They have _Swiss_ cheese in the Star Wars universe.
I basically have this same conversation with myself every day.
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
“Stand by for further instructions.”
Has a whole conversation about existential crisis and 3 questions for dispatch and not one instruction…
"Can Solo over there, it represents darker implications"...
That's objectively hilarious
This was remarkably deep. I loved the whole thing.
"Where's the joke? Punching a baby isn't funny!"
Speak for yourself, bro.
@Strike Striker HAHAHAHA
Kick the baby!
Padawan slayer 3000
Children are non-combatants
Punching a baby is never funny. ESPECIALLY when that baby is Baby Yoda.
me: wow a renegade storm trooper would be so cool-
me: *remembers the entire recent series* oh
Good concept bad execution
Yeah, Disney failed so dramatically that we not only forgot he had a back story that, if literally anyone else had made it, would've been epic, but also became one of the least memorable side characters.
It was so bad I think my brain blocked out the memory, because I didn’t realize that was a shot at Fin until I looked at the comments.
@@QualityPen same. I nearly wrote a comment about asking about the "series"
A show just about these 2 troopers would be awesome I love these troopers
These are the only few troopers I actually cared about now
The decision to have them always wear a mask was to dehumanize them and not make you care whatever horrible death happened to them. Only the heroes wearing the uniforms for subterfuge ever pull off their helmets.
@@jameretief8327 The reality is that "good guys" are actually psychopathic killers that always shoot to kill, and troopers are actual good guys, because they just shoot in general direction of enemy without aiming with no intention to heart anyone.
These guys and maybe Finn.
Stormtroopers are heroes
This clip is criminally underrated
Was this done by actual veterans? This sounds like a real conversation.
Right?
Sadly this is accurate, for some vets. Others the original works too
Yes i can attest to that... definitely a legit conversation lmao
Wait there are veterans of the clone wars?
@@PanAndScanBuddy galactic civil war
Wow! This is gold! I could legit watch a show about these self-aware troopers going on adventures attempting to escape and subvert "the Simulation". Seriously great stuff!
now that they are presumed dead
they can walk off set (the simulation)
and get more dignified acting roles
No. There is another.
Totally thought that this was just a genuine scene from the show! Absolutely, hilarious! And really deep. I almost cried when I thought the troopers were dead.
This is subverting properly
"let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story". I see what you did there.
literally what the movies needed
Man, I miss Red VS Blue.
Me too
New season soon!
@@captainbritain7379 and it looks awful, the original cast are almost completely gone, and it’s trying to be like RWBY now. RvB is dead
@@KaijuJester02 I’m excited to see Fiona and Hannah though!
@@captainbritain7379 Who?
This solitary scene was better than anything in the sequel trilogy, especially the Rhian Johnson the last Jedi
"Trooper Rosenkrantz! Trooper Guildenstern! Report!"
Possibly one of the smartest UA-cam videos I've ever seen. Genius!
Waiting for Creepio: a Star Wars Story by Samuel Beckett.
‘What are we doing? Oh right, waiting for Watto’
The proper way to deal with the droid was to run up and give it a massive hug.
Empire for LIIIIIIIIIFE!
Jon favreau really needs to see this.
Nothing is real, question everything
Deny everything, Baldrick!!!
I can't believe I found this two years late, but the casual weekend warrior comment obliterated my funny box.
This parody perfectly encapsulates how this scene managed to be both hilarious and exhaustingly wink-at-the-audience dumb.
... and that is the true nature of a Storm Trooper!
Watching for a second time after the fantastic end of season 2. But I would really joy watching these troopers bounce back and forth on their speeders like children on one of those duckies on springs in a playground shouting, 'Yahooo~~!'
Now that I've gone through and watched the Mando, I can say for certain that you've really added a lot to this scene, and you could write for the show.
This scene from series reminded me of that early spoof -“Troops”.
That being said, the script for this spoof was pretty good.
"Whatever man, I'm free. You saw me punch the baby, right?"
Sometimes words arranged in a certain way, they just feel right don't they?
God I LOVE THIS!! hahahaha. These guys could easily be Tag and Bink from the comics. I wish they survived and just made cameos later. "SEE?! I told you! We really do suck! Let's get out of here and observe later."
11:04 "Let's just give the baby to creepi-"
Those guys lived through that - with injuries -, and they went on to escape The Matrix, and that's how I'm gona' see it.
"If my calculations are correct." Always ends well.
0:30 This is AMAZING. These are good points to think about. I hope these guys enjoy their freedom.
I want a full season of this.
Restoring the dignity of the Star Wars movie. Dead serious.
I'm supposed to be doing work, I'm watching this instead, I have no regrets.
this is one of the most creative videos ever
It's good to see red vs blue still being alive
The spiritual successor we never realized we wanted.
Ye0
This is an absolute masterpiece. It’s executed perfectly and I can see this format taking off in the future
they've been doing this for years man
"We definitely broke something..." 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Truly fortuitous that your upload came exactly upon my arrival to this site
Maybe it was supposed to happen
I saw the title and I was like “you ever wonder why were here?”
This is like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
I laughed so hard reading that I actually injured myself falling off a chair.
'
That was most excellent. Enjoyed the "The Suckiness Paradox"!
This video completely embodies episode one of Red Vs blue, Church and Tucker, Tucker saying “dude…how’d we get here?”
Hell Yeah We Are, EMPIRE FOR LIFE!!
Wow. A small masterpiece. It's baby time!
"Hey"
"Yeah?"
"You ever wonder why you're here?"
I thought this was going to be a video essay... this is truly insane. So much respect for this video and the people that made it.
this whole sequence gives me red vs blue vibes lol