Stormtroopers, but They're ACCURATE

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  • @jjxv2023
    @jjxv2023 Рік тому +58325

    They even upgraded their weapons to pierce through plot armor!

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Рік тому +16546

    I can't help it but be rooting for the stormtroopers

    • @eternaldarkboi241
      @eternaldarkboi241 Рік тому +479

      The stromtroopers are the face of the franchise tbh. I love them.

    • @heybro6469
      @heybro6469 Рік тому +22

      Ratio

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 Рік тому +269

      @@heybro6469 lol get 360 no scoped.

    • @silverstorm1233
      @silverstorm1233 Рік тому +163

      Same bro, Stormtroopers > Rebel troops

    • @CatWithAOpinion
      @CatWithAOpinion Рік тому +44

      STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR
      WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER
      THEY'RE FUELED BY THE FEAR IN THEIR ENEMIES EYES

  • @jamielondon6436
    @jamielondon6436 4 місяці тому +3436

    Love how supportive Vader is of his men, really heartwarming!

    • @DataAI-sq2br
      @DataAI-sq2br 4 місяці тому +144

      in the comics vader actually cares on lives of the stormtrooper

    • @carloz1536
      @carloz1536 4 місяці тому +79

      yeah he only really hates the pompous and incompetent officers, though I'm sure he's still indifferent to the many troopers that die around him

    • @ZenTheGeek
      @ZenTheGeek 4 місяці тому

      YOU SCALLYWAGS

    • @ryanhutchinson4467
      @ryanhutchinson4467 3 місяці тому +52

      The Empire is pretty chill. Maybe you should like… join it or something! 😎

    • @labakanurzidil2464
      @labakanurzidil2464 3 місяці тому +5

      yes, such nazism and hellbound hypocrisy is very disgusting, so you vomit it ...

  • @Henriquegremio
    @Henriquegremio 3 місяці тому +1045

    "360 no scope" bro was holding himself to not emote 💀💀😭😭

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Рік тому +14380

    You know you’ve lost the war when you get 360 no scoped by the Death Star.

  • @Aerowarrier
    @Aerowarrier Рік тому +6349

    I like Anakin being so proud of his stormtroopers just kicking ass though, he’s just like “damn, I feel like I should be mad but as a general, I couldn’t be happier that my troops are this effective tbh”

    • @Gh3ttoboy
      @Gh3ttoboy Рік тому +235

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok i wont good day

    • @sonicANDtailsfan157k
      @sonicANDtailsfan157k Рік тому +202

      Wait until he realizes that they killed his son and daughter

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Рік тому +54

      "I will bring peace and justice to my new empire"

    • @Christopher_E744
      @Christopher_E744 Рік тому +13

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo Read it

    • @andrewwoodhead3141
      @andrewwoodhead3141 Рік тому +28

      You mean Darth Vader

  • @davidbethke5463
    @davidbethke5463 3 місяці тому +766

    The 'Troopers got so good, they were able to kill Luke three times!

    • @Cyborg_J
      @Cyborg_J Місяць тому +46

      Their perfect aim was too much even for Luke's plot armor

  • @lorcis1
    @lorcis1 4 місяці тому +576

    Am i crazy? it was so great to see the Empire finally having some success

    • @Jacki._.Jack.
      @Jacki._.Jack. 3 місяці тому +17

      ДА! СЛАВА ИМПЕРИИ!

    • @larrote6467
      @larrote6467 3 місяці тому +4

      watch Andor then

    • @TK-042
      @TK-042 3 місяці тому +7

      Long live the Empire

    • @DT-2407
      @DT-2407 3 місяці тому +5

      I don’t wanna blame you. But have seen episode 5? There the empire clearly win.

    • @TK-042
      @TK-042 3 місяці тому

      @@DT-2407 we won the battle but not the war.

  • @genarbiterstop-motions4444
    @genarbiterstop-motions4444 Рік тому +10541

    Honestly, using the Death Star to 360 no-scope someone is pretty hard core.

    • @RockaBoo27
      @RockaBoo27 Рік тому +202

      I think that’s more than someone…thats Atleast like 2 people nice collateral

    • @supernana7263
      @supernana7263 Рік тому +176

      @@RockaBoo27 wrong. That was a whole planet. At least 15 people would have died.

    • @pworv
      @pworv Рік тому +15

      Best part

    • @Sombody123
      @Sombody123 Рік тому +76

      I wonder how much G-force the spin would generate...

    • @alexander2438
      @alexander2438 Рік тому +27

      @@Sombody123 i'd give it about 2

  • @ReubenAStern
    @ReubenAStern Рік тому +5515

    Bad guys are so much more interesting when they're competent.

    • @ShadeAKAhayate
      @ShadeAKAhayate Рік тому +267

      IF you consider Empire 'the bad guys'...

    • @treyhelms5282
      @treyhelms5282 Рік тому +173

      IKR. Hollyweird usually forgets that great villains make great heroes.

    • @cid76
      @cid76 Рік тому +92

      Problem for Hollywood is when they made them all too competent and wise awared like for example Grand Admiral Thrawn from Star Wars Rebels...you root for the villain, not the main characters, the good guys

    • @dancercoffin6868
      @dancercoffin6868 Рік тому +50

      Wdym the Empire are the good guys

    • @AnimeVampire234
      @AnimeVampire234 Рік тому +1

      debatable if they are the bad guys. as the only actual bad people in the empire are vader, sidious, the officers working under them direcdtly and whatever bounty hunters they hire. the rest are just regular dudes and chicks just trying to make a living under a militaristic government

  • @digimaks
    @digimaks 4 місяці тому +493

    It's more realistic. How would untrained rebels in such a tiny group take down a well armed and trained army of Dark Vader, who keep raining their opponent with laser shots but keep missing? It has never made sense.

    • @SteveUnperceived
      @SteveUnperceived 4 місяці тому +57

      did...did you say Dark Vader? lol

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 4 місяці тому +40

      Somehow a whole squadron of dark vaders showed up
      The heirarchy based entiererly on how dark they were

    • @dylanmccallister1888
      @dylanmccallister1888 4 місяці тому +32

      Also they are all trained by the actual clone army and ARC troopers or were trained by soldiers who were trained by them, which kicked ass and were so good they executed the jedi in order 66.
      Its like being trained by navy seals then eating shit it doesnt make sense

    • @imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961
      @imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961 4 місяці тому +13

      I bet someone will say 🤓 "A-Actually in the comics from (something no one read) and the easter egg hidden in the files of this licensed game exclusive to the SoujaBoy explains that Jedis can tank lasers because blah blah blah(explanation pulled out his arse)"

    • @eric55406
      @eric55406 4 місяці тому +6

      It was the plot armor, of course.

  • @chance_fly4647
    @chance_fly4647 4 місяці тому +97

    I love the “I guess it’s just is three against the empire” 😂

  • @lowkeyarki7091
    @lowkeyarki7091 Рік тому +3320

    "Only Imperial storm troopers are so precise" about time that became accurate.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Рік тому +50

      It always was. They know where to shoot, but are bad at shooting. Difference.

    • @smsff7
      @smsff7 Рік тому +62

      They were good shots...when not ordered to miss.

    • @dethhollow
      @dethhollow Рік тому +22

      @@smsff7 I've heard this before, but that doesn't explain all the times outside of the Death Star invasion where they're still missing constantly. Like when Leia's getting away, for example. No reason why they couldn't have taken out the guards if they're supposed to be such amazing shots outfitted with the best equipment in the galaxy.

    • @danielolah3671
      @danielolah3671 Рік тому +32

      @@dethhollow They steamrolled the Hoth base while the rebels had fortifications, ofc hugely outnumbered them too, that is true. Only in ep6 did this become really problematic, where they just scattered in the wilderness chasing the locals, instead of keeping formation. But this joke that all the disney star wars is built on and capitalised every oportunity and the 100th time they play the hit 2 stormtrooper helmet together and they feint bullshit is just too much already. Sequels had so much potential to right this wrong with Finn, whom I anticipated greatly, but as we have seen they didn't do any justice to him at all in any way, shape or from...

    • @Threadnaught
      @Threadnaught Рік тому +27

      @@dethhollow They hit the majority of their shots in engagements with people who don't have the Force protecting them.
      The Force is basically plot armour for Jedi, as long as they're focused and not fighting another Force sensitive, they have plot armour.

  • @mstrikerwildrift
    @mstrikerwildrift Рік тому +15225

    Finally, a Star Wars story where the good guys win.

    • @the_cr1m50n
      @the_cr1m50n Рік тому +752

      I've been waiting for this my entire life!

    • @dancercoffin6868
      @dancercoffin6868 Рік тому +495

      This is where the fun begins

    • @joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133
      @joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133 Рік тому +227

      @John Mcflare "You don't know the power of the dark side"

    • @jonathancummings6400
      @jonathancummings6400 Рік тому +304

      Yep. People forget Luke wanted a position in the Empire before fate intervened. He was the "New Hope", and he saw himself as part of the Empire.

    • @dancercoffin6868
      @dancercoffin6868 Рік тому

      @@jonathancummings6400 and not to mention
      The New republic failed so hard that the first order LITURALLY turned a planet into a death Star ripoff right under their noses

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 17 днів тому +3

    "I thought you said "gun.""
    Guess the new coverage didn't include hearing.

  • @foff-666
    @foff-666 3 місяці тому +36

    @ 2:26 - The ROCK landing on Yoda cracked me up omfg lol

    • @d3vilman69
      @d3vilman69 Місяць тому +2

      looks like a Fatality from Mortal Kombat lol

  • @charlesverner1979
    @charlesverner1979 Рік тому +9635

    the death star 360 no scope really got me laughing

    • @TedsterProdz
      @TedsterProdz Рік тому +17

      IKKkKkKkKkKkKkKkkkkKkKk

    • @myselfandeye3884
      @myselfandeye3884 Рік тому +14

      So what you're saying is you've got sjitty humor.

    • @charlesverner1979
      @charlesverner1979 Рік тому +5

      pov: toxic behavior

    • @Shafd1
      @Shafd1 Рік тому

      She cant exist if this happens

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde Рік тому +7

      I imagine even Tarkin was impressed with that move and he isn't easy to impress.

  • @kingmaverick632
    @kingmaverick632 Рік тому +6058

    Man this version becomes kinda dark when the Stormtroopers actually hit their shots

    • @Beresunablle
      @Beresunablle Рік тому +297

      Thats the point there trained and yet they couldnt hit a person 6ft in front of them in a hallway lol

    • @littlejaykiller
      @littlejaykiller Рік тому +71

      @@Beresunablle stormtroopers are just regular civilians that joined the empire with barely any training. that’s my take at least

    • @Beresunablle
      @Beresunablle Рік тому +254

      @@littlejaykiller wth are you talking you need to go to an academy and pass to became storm tropper

    • @hometest8603
      @hometest8603 Рік тому +32

      its just more realistic yknow

    • @GretSeat
      @GretSeat Рік тому +61

      Any and all movies would be darker if the villain hit their shots.

  • @Spartan135
    @Spartan135 4 місяці тому +298

    Thinking about the Star Wars sequels makes me actually wish for an imperial victory over the rebels...

    • @MrZobiwan
      @MrZobiwan 3 місяці тому +2

      that's called USA in real life

    • @TearsOfHeroin
      @TearsOfHeroin 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@MrZobiwan USA is more like forerunners from Halo. What they're trying to do is executing the mantle of responsibility, but on earth.

    • @HanzTheODST
      @HanzTheODST 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TearsOfHeroinyeah, we aren’t the greatest at it but that’s because humans love arguing with eachother

    • @TearsOfHeroin
      @TearsOfHeroin 2 місяці тому

      @@HanzTheODST Well I'll happily obey it. If I lived in halo universe I'd as well obey Cortana. Can't find a reason not to as a ordinary citizen.

    • @KingMickeyMouseOoO
      @KingMickeyMouseOoO 2 місяці тому

      Someday……this will become a reality! May the force be with you! ❤

  • @icemanzeke
    @icemanzeke Рік тому +1418

    Obi-wan: “Luke, use the force”.
    Like: “Shut up you old wamp rat! You’re dead”.
    I laughed so hard at that 🤣

    • @Rawrice200
      @Rawrice200 Рік тому +12

      *luke*

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому +36

      Yeah, if his decisions were so good, why he ded???

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav Рік тому +28

      @@richardmahn7589 "You can make no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness. That's life."

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Рік тому +13

      Obi-Wan: Old womp rat? WELL PHUQ YOO DEN, YA SAND SHOVELER!

    • @samypons3185
      @samypons3185 Рік тому +2

      😂😂

  • @BlueShellshock
    @BlueShellshock Рік тому +3220

    I think the best part is how happy the Stormtroopers are.

    • @Gyrfalcon312
      @Gyrfalcon312 Рік тому +65

      "Set blasters to Fun," indeed.

    • @overlex
      @overlex Рік тому +48

      I love how Happy Vader is with their work 😂 1:52

    • @gumdeo
      @gumdeo Рік тому +23

      A happy Stormie is an efficient Stormie.

    • @deslacooda
      @deslacooda Рік тому +5

      When they were riding in the tie fighter totally stoked lmao. Also dat theme music always cutting in really adds to the goofiness.

    • @quanlinglingdingle6122
      @quanlinglingdingle6122 Рік тому +7

      Easy kill jedi = bigger salary

  • @deviusfeilds
    @deviusfeilds Місяць тому +7

    That Luke falling down the mine shaft was as iconic as early Simpson's, when it happened to Homer when he tried to skateboard over the canyon. Well played sir/mame.

  • @robviously923
    @robviously923 24 дні тому +8

    So cheeky, witty, and satirical. The opposite of what Lucas was striving for, yet it still fits here.

  • @gilbertotabares8196
    @gilbertotabares8196 Рік тому +4743

    If the Storm Troopers actually hit what they were aiming at, the entire trilogy would only be half an hour long.

  • @mayonotes9849
    @mayonotes9849 Рік тому +4213

    Honestly if we live in the Star Wars universe and Vader is this chill and awesome, I'd sign up to be a Stormtrooper too.

    • @NlKENINJA
      @NlKENINJA Рік тому +316

      Well you know
      The empire is pretty chill, so you could like join it or something

    • @azmannarvik7911
      @azmannarvik7911 Рік тому +185

      Great insurance and health coverage. I’d quit my current job and join them.

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk Рік тому +106

      “SET BLASTERS TO FUN!”

    • @tanha8178
      @tanha8178 Рік тому +24

      Yeah. Even the newest movie depeict Darth Vader as the obsession of the new villain dude

    • @togeluga_the_cat
      @togeluga_the_cat Рік тому +27

      wait is there even a down side to join the empire?

  • @jasonsandoval84
    @jasonsandoval84 21 день тому +4

    Han: “Over my dead body”
    Greedo: “And I took that personally”

  • @leinadreign3510
    @leinadreign3510 3 місяці тому +23

    Woa, finally they destroy the terrorists!
    Such a good win for the galaxy!

  • @Sismanski
    @Sismanski Рік тому +2492

    I never really understood, how the "professionally trained clones" could miss that often. But then later I realized these Stormtroopers aren't clones, but only hired guns.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad Рік тому +255

      Well, not necessarily hired guns. Just conscripted people

    • @dylonbronson4542
      @dylonbronson4542 Рік тому +291

      The storm troopers that were first shown on Leas ship were 501st clones actually. Everything els after that weren’t clones. Kinda explains why that’s the only part where all the rebels got merked

    • @flapjack6828
      @flapjack6828 Рік тому +66

      @@dylonbronson4542 They got merc'd on Hoth too.

    • @RussianKitty
      @RussianKitty Рік тому +84

      Most of the clones died when their plot armor wore off

    • @droman608
      @droman608 Рік тому +43

      Also, they did age/die over time from all those battles after the Rise of the Empire…

  • @BlackVeilSavior
    @BlackVeilSavior Рік тому +2218

    “Luke, use the force, Luke!”
    “Shut up you old womp rat, you’re *dead*”
    What beautiful dialogue

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 Рік тому +35

      indeed, lots better than anything George Lucas wrote... 😆

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 Рік тому +5

      yes

    • @BatteriesVR
      @BatteriesVR Рік тому +4

      Yes

    • @firstorder6693
      @firstorder6693 Рік тому +2

      @@BatteriesVR Darth Vader!?

    • @Hunter11725
      @Hunter11725 Рік тому +4

      @@JC130676 And you’re right. Too much Shakespearean dialogue, especially in the prequels.

  • @evangriffith7234
    @evangriffith7234 4 місяці тому +92

    After suffering through both the Disney trilogy and the Solo movie I could you use a good laugh. LOL...😆

  • @rustcohle3707
    @rustcohle3707 4 місяці тому +29

    I've been waiting for this my whole life.

    • @Killer-vi4ih
      @Killer-vi4ih Місяць тому +1

      IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS

  • @zach3861
    @zach3861 Рік тому +3147

    Despite this being a parody, genuine aim makes the stormtroopers feel a lot more intimidating. Genuinly wish they were this component in the movies.

    • @Slitheringpeanut
      @Slitheringpeanut Рік тому +223

      They WERE. People just ignored them, picking on the misses, half of which the Stormies did on PURPOSE. IN THE FIRST FILM. But hey, keep pretending!

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Рік тому +16

      You need the right cables

    • @ironbatman9689
      @ironbatman9689 Рік тому +75

      @@Slitheringpeanut in Empire Strikes Back they still miss Chewie on cloud city and just before Han's about to take off from Mos Eisley and he's got no cover. It's not just the Death Star when missing actually helped them

    • @jm329
      @jm329 Рік тому +30

      @@ironbatman9689 I would advise you to take a look at those scenes again.

    • @YoutubeChannel-pd2xf
      @YoutubeChannel-pd2xf Рік тому +2

      @@patrickbyrne5070 LOL

  • @amateural
    @amateural Рік тому +3287

    In a galaxy far, far away. The stormtroopers finally get the firearms training they deserve.

    • @Koopkiris
      @Koopkiris Рік тому +56

      Or they get to take off their helmets so they can SEE

    • @happykiller_codm1159
      @happykiller_codm1159 Рік тому +10

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo i won't it's too long

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 Рік тому +29

      @@Koopkiris they actually can see. Stormtrooper helmets are coded to their ID. If someone else wears the helmet, then they’re locked out of most of the helmet’s systems.

    • @Koopkiris
      @Koopkiris Рік тому +10

      @@glowhoo9226 well yes, but the way the helmets are built would make it much harder to handle a gun, look through the scope, etc

    • @daefaron
      @daefaron Рік тому +20

      @@Koopkiris Gun linked to the helm display. It's a camera display for the assigned trooper.

  • @ph8077
    @ph8077 3 місяці тому +12

    That Yoda moment was pure gold!

  • @emorsi
    @emorsi Місяць тому +3

    Lol... this parody is actually way more fun than any StarWars movie Disney put out in years. Well done... you should write the next one for the big screen.

  • @thundercricket4634
    @thundercricket4634 5 місяців тому +3606

    I love how intensely enthusiastic all the stormtroopers get the second they can actually see anything. They go from uninterested, faceless henchman, to frat buddies having the time of their lives.

  • @Bensaw11
    @Bensaw11 Рік тому +906

    “I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick… AHHH”
    Luke: “Oh, shit!”
    I died laughing

  • @DukeFan1971
    @DukeFan1971 13 днів тому +1

    "360, No-Scope!" destruction of Alderaan is frickin EPIC! LMFAO

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 4 місяці тому +6

    Gotta watch this at least every other month. Gives me hope for this Universe!

  • @creativespace8637
    @creativespace8637 Рік тому +1234

    I love how Corridor’s like “well, we’ve already deepfaked Luke once, may as well bring out the old files again”

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Рік тому +7

      Some of the shots are pretty good, too. Force Ghost Luke at the end is pretty seamless.

  • @pepegroda9609
    @pepegroda9609 Рік тому +3139

    I actually like the idea of stormtroopers being super frightening and the protagonists have to hide and avoid them, trying to destroy the Death Star on a suicide mission and a bunch of main characters die along the way

    • @naitor2594
      @naitor2594 Рік тому +315

      rogue one is basically like that

    • @Cleptro
      @Cleptro Рік тому +162

      Rogue One. You want Rogue One.
      Besides, in ESB and ANH it actually makes sense, they want to track the Falcon to the Rebel base, and Obi-Wan actually does die on the Death Star, admittedly to Darth Vader, not stormtroopers. In ESB they want to torture Luke's friends to draw him to Cloud City, and Vader doesn't want Luke dead. He also wants to test the carbonate freezing on Han. In RotJ, I don't know. But keep in mind they had captured the Rebels before the Ewoks attacked, and after that there are hundreds of little furry targets to aim at, and they use natural cover and camouflage where possible. Maybe they wanted the Rebels alive there, too, though it's not explicitly stated in the film, so...eh, harder to explain. ANH and ESB make sense, though.

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 Рік тому +17

      Legends StarWars.

    • @Cleptro
      @Cleptro Рік тому +53

      @@spiffygonzales5160 The people who wrote those books understood how to make "elite" units ELITE. Even early on, in the Thrawn trilogy, the Grand Admiral refers to stormtroopers as being "in short supply" and IIRC even hints at them being among the most skilled units the Empire has.

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 Рік тому +39

      @@Cleptro
      Indeed. Back in the day stormtroopers not being able to shoot was a joke rather than actual lore. They used to be terrifying.

  • @slchance8839
    @slchance8839 3 місяці тому +19

    The Falcon's windshield wipers clearing Lando's blood off the cockpit made me laugh out loud. Also..."Look out, Sandboy," before blowing Luke off the gantry was epic!

  • @ayyubi1235
    @ayyubi1235 4 місяці тому +8

    This is so awesome bro. This made my day.

  • @c.s.oneill2079
    @c.s.oneill2079 Рік тому +4242

    "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." That line sent chills up my 11 year old spine when I first heard it. And then .... nonstop letdown. Thank you for rectifying this.

    • @agastyasharma2612
      @agastyasharma2612 Рік тому +17

      lol

    • @Agherosh
      @Agherosh Рік тому +118

      I mean, if taking a ship with barely any casualties through a small door is not being elite...

    • @c.s.oneill2079
      @c.s.oneill2079 Рік тому +143

      @@Agherosh Yeah, but it was the only scene where they could shoot straight. After that ... it was miss city.

    • @Agherosh
      @Agherosh Рік тому +51

      @@c.s.oneill2079 You mean the scenes where the same movie tells you the Empire's plan was to let them go to follow them to their base? Then yes, they miss.

    • @c.s.oneill2079
      @c.s.oneill2079 Рік тому +69

      @@Agherosh The stormtroopers inside the Death Star obviously hadn't gotten that message before Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie escaped. But I was actually thinking more of the Battle of the Forest Moon of Endor, when the empire's elite troops demonstrated utter incompetence in both organization and marksmanship. Han in the doorway is a particularly noteworthy example.

  • @psychosocket
    @psychosocket Рік тому +3792

    Regardless of how funny this is, it's a great example of how taking care of your workforce can improve efficiency and work quality!

    • @rockchan1063
      @rockchan1063 Рік тому +100

      no holidays: oh no I have bad aim oh no I dead
      6 days work a month: aye yo why are the bullets curving towards the enemies I was supposed to fire at the sky

    • @colbfx
      @colbfx Рік тому

      I guess the Empire were nationalist SOCIALISTS after all…

    • @PaikalSG0
      @PaikalSG0 Рік тому +48

      Definitely the Russia Armed Forces could have used this advice before the start of Ukraine Special Military Operation....at the rate of their losses, they shall soon called It Star Wars:10 Fall of the Empire

    • @rectalanarchist6678
      @rectalanarchist6678 Рік тому +19

      @@PaikalSG0 а ловко ты приплел, я даже сначала не понял. Молодец

    • @LordBingus1
      @LordBingus1 Рік тому +15

      @@PaikalSG0 you made a Russian mad lmaoooo. You made a good point… but on a Star Wars video? 😂

  • @ZapRowsdower47
    @ZapRowsdower47 3 місяці тому +6

    Yess! I dreamt about this version all my life!!

  • @rayedd74
    @rayedd74 3 місяці тому +6

    This is the best documentary I have ever seen.

  • @reaperluke3518
    @reaperluke3518 11 місяців тому +6140

    The Death Star 360 no scoping Alderaan is without any doubt the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
    I laughed so hard that my sides hurt.

    • @TheMrDarius
      @TheMrDarius 11 місяців тому +55

      You too are a man of culture

    • @JENSONTRAVISOHJIAWEIMoe
      @JENSONTRAVISOHJIAWEIMoe 11 місяців тому +17

      lol so true

    • @tommy.eklund
      @tommy.eklund 11 місяців тому +11

      It got me good, however the comment right after ruined it for me.. It was like explaining a joke

    • @aplainname5849
      @aplainname5849 8 місяців тому +6

      Yes. 1000 times YES. lmao best thing on youtube.

    • @nitrokid
      @nitrokid 7 місяців тому +2

      I hope the Death Star crew are okay when they spin, and not splattered to the wall 😂

  • @engelostermann7203
    @engelostermann7203 Рік тому +1885

    If Disney actually made a Star Wars movie like this, I would watch it. I’ll even spend money to do so.

    • @Shatter149
      @Shatter149 Рік тому +24

      or that's a final nail to their coffin.

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 Рік тому +5

      Bad batch?

    • @thegoat4314
      @thegoat4314 Рік тому +1

      Lol waaay too easy

    • @johnjay370
      @johnjay370 Рік тому

      I wouldn't because I dont trust that company.

    • @averageuser2007
      @averageuser2007 Рік тому +2

      Just pirate the movie 🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @gameaddict6969
    @gameaddict6969 2 місяці тому +1

    Amazing edits here bro. I needed this laugh today. Thanks.

  • @ejderhakafas4473
    @ejderhakafas4473 Місяць тому +4

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT I HAVE FINALY AIM!!!

  • @Xavierpng
    @Xavierpng Рік тому +6759

    I enjoyed this considerably more than the actual movies for some reason.

    • @maxwell3220
      @maxwell3220 Рік тому +24

      yea lol

    • @s1th_THWM
      @s1th_THWM Рік тому +83

      dude why do i see you everywhere. do you have the exact same algorithm as me or something hahaha. I see you on Depp v Heard vids. on SW vids etc. etc.

    • @monkeys82
      @monkeys82 Рік тому +5

      Hampter

    • @torundthethriceblessed4588
      @torundthethriceblessed4588 Рік тому

      Fuck Xavier all my homies love pakalu papito

    • @proudpatriot3491
      @proudpatriot3491 Рік тому +2

      Way better

  • @ChrisQuitsReality
    @ChrisQuitsReality Рік тому +2804

    That went places I wasn't expecting haha!

  • @skypilotace
    @skypilotace 3 місяці тому +6

    Ironically, this is exactly what maddened me about the Star Wars movies. They put all that time and training into making Stormtroopers, but they were always the worst shooters ever. If you are cloning a bounty hunter, this should not be the case. And what was the purpose of wearing all that armour if the rebels could so easily shoot through it?

    • @willshad
      @willshad 23 дні тому

      The Stormtroopers are literally there just to die and show the strength of the Rebels. They're like the dozens of nameless goons in the John Wick movies who are all easily disposed of. These movies are not supposed to mirror reality.

  • @Mr_E_Nigma
    @Mr_E_Nigma Місяць тому +3

    You did Yoda diry asf 😂🤣😂🤣💀

  • @billygilmusic5072
    @billygilmusic5072 Рік тому +1523

    this is exactly what would've happened if palpatine didn't cheap out and the empire kept their clone troopers lmao

    • @isaaccutlip5815
      @isaaccutlip5815 Рік тому +66

      Lol people need those jobs

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Рік тому +40

      And if Vader didn't order stormtroopers to let heroes go on Death Star to track them to the base...

    • @pantheon3671
      @pantheon3671 Рік тому +29

      Meh, didnt look THAT much better in the last Clone Wars season. Plot armor too powerful.

    • @Ct--zt8dd
      @Ct--zt8dd Рік тому +1

      Yup

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 Рік тому +39

      In Legends Stormtroopers are pretty precise, it's mostly contrivance that the heroes survived the OT. Now, in Disneyland...
      Let's just say the scene with the two Scout Troopers made me hate Mandalorian.

  • @RagTagg
    @RagTagg Рік тому +10561

    This was the greatest thing I've ever seen! Now if you could please ask the Storm Troopers to deal with Rey...

    • @erickgomes7704
      @erickgomes7704 Рік тому +841

      They probabily won't waste time with fanfic.

    • @cannibalcats4266
      @cannibalcats4266 Рік тому +179

      @@erickgomes7704 💀💀

    • @BoindilTwoBlades
      @BoindilTwoBlades Рік тому +105

      They did, no? How's she going to escape Jakku with no Milennium falcon there? No meaning in that rebel symbol to givee her hope, either.

    • @ulfablod
      @ulfablod Рік тому +34

      66 likes.... That's a sign! DEW IT!!!

    • @ScubaShark--8964
      @ScubaShark--8964 Рік тому +99

      @@ulfablod Rey who? Marey Sue?

  • @lxjoe96
    @lxjoe96 2 дні тому

    This was really well made, and I love how getting better vision somehow allows them to operate the death star better

  • @polkhigh3333
    @polkhigh3333 3 місяці тому +3

    Only watched for the thumbnail. Pure gold.

  • @Ranger8x8
    @Ranger8x8 Рік тому +1094

    Hearing Vader be friendly and calling his stormtroopers "scallywags" is something I didn't know I needed to hear 1:52

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 Рік тому +23

      It's beautiful!

    • @kaitay9707
      @kaitay9707 Рік тому +16

      honestly expected him to force push them off the edge for kill stealing

    • @shanewright4650
      @shanewright4650 Рік тому +1

      YES

    • @DromeG60
      @DromeG60 Рік тому +1

      Then you will love the Auralnauts Star Wars series

  • @Crimea4ever
    @Crimea4ever 11 місяців тому +3966

    This version is lore friendly, and Oscar worthy

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales 11 місяців тому +31

      They should’ve had a 5-10 k/d ratio in the movies to be honest

    • @JackyMan22
      @JackyMan22 7 місяців тому +26

      The force is nothing compared...to common sense. Badass ending. :3

    • @juliusk4304
      @juliusk4304 7 місяців тому +15

      except it's not. vader ordered the stormtroopers to miss their shots so luke and his gang could escape and guide the empire to the base of the rebels.

    • @darthvader0219
      @darthvader0219 7 місяців тому +1

      I didn’t know Luke believed in Jesus

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 6 місяців тому

      ​@@The_whales So 5-10 kills to 1 death then.

  • @All-Heil-Prince-Vegeta
    @All-Heil-Prince-Vegeta 12 днів тому +3

    Im happy for the storm-troopers! They really like there job now! :))

  • @johnbeck4413
    @johnbeck4413 2 місяці тому

    That was funny as heck...thanks to you and the team.

  • @johnxa420
    @johnxa420 Рік тому +3805

    Best Star Wars content we've seen in a while now.

    • @shmoke.
      @shmoke. Рік тому +15

      FOR REAL

    • @rexlumontad5644
      @rexlumontad5644 Рік тому +12

      Facts. If only they do the sequel with Mandalorian where too many Stormtroopers died there.

    • @ruthlessuniverse9359
      @ruthlessuniverse9359 Рік тому

      Yeah, i always wanted them to die too... xD

    • @sidneysmith6698
      @sidneysmith6698 Рік тому

      shut up dude the joke is already beat into the dirt

    • @Kaiser_Maul
      @Kaiser_Maul Рік тому +1

      Also idk but that was so refreshing.Almost everyone was expecting this.Now next stop is first order training.

  • @ScreenTeamShow
    @ScreenTeamShow Рік тому +11997

    There was a recall on the old guns, they finally got them fixed. Love the shot of Vader and the TIEs flying away from an un-destroyed Death Star, lol

    • @XChaoticX99
      @XChaoticX99 Рік тому +33

      A relic from my childhood. Love your videos.

    • @justsaiyansteve
      @justsaiyansteve Рік тому +27

      You make a good point, the Death Star never missed. Lol.

    • @mynew100sunglasses2
      @mynew100sunglasses2 Рік тому +1

      Yoooo it's Screen Team

    • @mynew100sunglasses2
      @mynew100sunglasses2 Рік тому +2

      @@jackdaw6978 Nah fam those songs were great

    • @saiiieditz3625
      @saiiieditz3625 Рік тому +2

      𝕐'𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕕

  • @mickeygallo6586
    @mickeygallo6586 4 місяці тому +1

    This is the best one I've seen !

  • @JohnHH59
    @JohnHH59 Місяць тому +2

    Best Star Wars movie EVER!!! Thanks guys!

  • @wadeklein8962
    @wadeklein8962 Рік тому +2010

    I like how when he gets the eye surgery he goes from LITERALLY being legally blind to being able to see perfectly normal.

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 Рік тому +23

      Except during the night but they have night vision scopes.

    • @BrainPermaDeD
      @BrainPermaDeD Рік тому +13

      They precisely LASIKed their eyes.

    • @MultiCJ45
      @MultiCJ45 Рік тому +10

      It seems Empire Army's insurances plan are insane

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone Рік тому

      Ok

    • @-_deploy_-
      @-_deploy_- Рік тому +1

      Bro got free lasik

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar Рік тому +857

    For some reason, blasting Chewie and setting him on fire gave me a good chuckle. It never really occurred to me that being made of fur in a war where everyone is firing plasma bolts would have to suck.

    • @royroblox
      @royroblox Рік тому +25

      God I wanna cry seeing Chewie go up like that!

    • @LiberatedMind1
      @LiberatedMind1 Рік тому +9

      @@royroblox Yes but also 😆

    • @Overflask
      @Overflask Рік тому +1

      Imagine the Battle of Endor

    • @Flahtort
      @Flahtort Рік тому +1

      I mean... everyone waering flammable cloth is't they?

    • @Overflask
      @Overflask Рік тому +1

      @@Flahtort except Anakin who wore leather... But then he still burned...

  • @SeanSpecker
    @SeanSpecker 3 місяці тому +1

    really enjoyable stuff. thanks.

  • @HelloDonkey9
    @HelloDonkey9 3 місяці тому +1

    No idea how many times I’ve seen this, but always a good giggle

  • @C0mmEntre
    @C0mmEntre Рік тому +1203

    1:59 that was the most realistic line I've ever heard.
    "Are they using aim-bots?!"

  • @MARCUSK298
    @MARCUSK298 Рік тому +1594

    I met the “tiny guy inside R2” when I was a kid :) such a lucky experience. RIP Kenny Baker

    • @CWR91021
      @CWR91021 Рік тому +10

      Wait. You met Kenny Baker?!

    • @adifferentname
      @adifferentname Рік тому +4

      @@CWR91021 Wait. You didn't?

    • @davidvincent380
      @davidvincent380 Рік тому +3

      I heard he looked smaller IRL ^^

    • @TrYhE
      @TrYhE Рік тому

      kk

    • @Hotchpotchsoup
      @Hotchpotchsoup Рік тому +2

      I saw him once in a sci-fi convention here in Sweden 😁

  • @truthhurts9241
    @truthhurts9241 2 місяці тому

    Possibly my favourite Star Wars video. Love it.

  • @richardgillette5759
    @richardgillette5759 3 місяці тому +1

    i needed this

  • @hevy6
    @hevy6 Рік тому +2075

    After being irritated over their bad accuracy through all the movies, this was really what I needed.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail Рік тому +39

      It was mostly just plot armor...

    • @theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017
      @theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017 Рік тому +32

      i mean yeah the stormtroopers were canonically really accurate and they even explained that in the death star the troopers were told to intentionally miss because they wanted to follow the millennium falcon to the rebel base

    • @Agherosh
      @Agherosh Рік тому +16

      They have good accuracy in the movies, they literally take a ship with barely any casualties through a door.

    • @VicksWezaleff
      @VicksWezaleff Рік тому

      Huzzah for universal vision coverage!

    • @shrek1428
      @shrek1428 Рік тому

      Stormtroopers are actually really accurate

  • @toadster464
    @toadster464 Рік тому +524

    360 no-scope with the Death Star, hilarious.

  • @user-yn7ue1lk6u
    @user-yn7ue1lk6u 3 місяці тому +2

    it was wonderful!

  • @COIN-pe8tu
    @COIN-pe8tu 3 місяці тому +5

    To be honest, I really like the development of this plot🤣🤣🤣

  • @JIMT412
    @JIMT412 Рік тому +1122

    I like how Luke progressively goes mad seeing everyone dying.

    • @asprywrites6327
      @asprywrites6327 Рік тому +83

      I like how he had to die 3 freakin' times...

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 Рік тому +28

      @@asprywrites6327 Death really messes you up

    • @heuzame6198
      @heuzame6198 Рік тому +4

      @@asprywrites6327 Not 2?

    • @makarios5946
      @makarios5946 Рік тому

      @@heuzame6198 No, he was shot on the Death Star, then fell to his death after Lando was obliterated and finally blew up together with his ship.

    • @heuzame6198
      @heuzame6198 Рік тому

      @@makarios5946 He survived it through.

  • @GreaterGrievobeast55
    @GreaterGrievobeast55 Рік тому +757

    Turning greedo into a good guy was a genius move. Every space thug must be terrified to see the stormtroopers suddenly eradicate their galaxy wide enemies in less than a day.

    • @sabsyoutube241
      @sabsyoutube241 Рік тому +26

      If the stormtroopers weren't peace keepers, they probably would be terrifying lol

  • @AxelTheNorth
    @AxelTheNorth 4 місяці тому +1

    Awesome! I can watch this forever! XD

  • @levimogford3202
    @levimogford3202 3 місяці тому +1

    this is acctually so good

  • @qualzo2230
    @qualzo2230 Рік тому +2991

    Out of all the deaths, Yoda’s death was the most brutal.

    • @namechooseachannelnamethat8763
      @namechooseachannelnamethat8763 Рік тому +108

      han solo

    • @ufukkelesoglu3639
      @ufukkelesoglu3639 Рік тому +126

      Honestly they all/both died on the first shot, rock fall or insides out couldn't hurt. But someone else, Oh my God it burned, you know what I'm talking about.

    • @genocidepanther9004
      @genocidepanther9004 Рік тому +38

      Yoda finally endured maximum pain

    • @turkeyburger69
      @turkeyburger69 Рік тому +47

      "someday, when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder"

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Рік тому +9

      I'd just question how they found Yoda though to be honest, but then again maybe having 20/20 vision seeing things on their satellites or radars is just that much easier.

  • @fmartine2
    @fmartine2 Місяць тому +2

    The best video of my life

  • @Lusterid
    @Lusterid Місяць тому +2

    Something about the bad dudes being happy of what they achieved is just so much better then the good guy being happy

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey Рік тому +4780

    Loved this parody

  • @Apeksim
    @Apeksim Рік тому +866

    I like that the stormtroopers at 4:27 boarded a TIE fighter just to support their homie piloting it.

  • @big_smoke7t
    @big_smoke7t 3 місяці тому +3

    This is hilarious im tearing up 😂

  • @franckis
    @franckis 25 днів тому +2

    whenever I watch the star wars movies and see the empire's troops getting destroyed, I come to this

  • @ninjaniknik6136
    @ninjaniknik6136 Рік тому +952

    The backflipping stormtrooper at 1:53 had me dying lmao

    • @pugnator2749
      @pugnator2749 Рік тому +32

      The scalliest of the scallywags!

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 Рік тому +10

      My favourite part was the moral troopers in the fighter with the pilot.

    • @HoodiewearingOpp
      @HoodiewearingOpp Рік тому +4

      Me too.

    • @dustinjones7458
      @dustinjones7458 Рік тому +1

      I love how the storm troopers are so happy lol

  • @fbitti
    @fbitti Рік тому +899

    Re-ressurected Luke: "the Stormtroopers are ruining everything!!!" 😂

  • @darrentoffan4216
    @darrentoffan4216 25 днів тому

    It was cool enough seeing Han Solo with a 'stache in the bar scene... but even cooler with all the other stuff too. Great job on the whole thing! 👍

  • @SortisTV
    @SortisTV Місяць тому

    Holy... that was great!!!

  • @Dylan-cu4ty
    @Dylan-cu4ty Рік тому +815

    I'm sorry, Yoda getting hit with a head shot and the rock falling on him had me dying 🤣

    • @usulsk
      @usulsk Рік тому +31

      him too!

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 Рік тому +17

      @@usulsk that scene rocked

    • @jimhoxworth7462
      @jimhoxworth7462 Рік тому +16

      And the lego Yoda death sound is the icing on the cake

    • @vidarhjal
      @vidarhjal Рік тому +2

      it certainly had him dying

    • @thecaynuck4694
      @thecaynuck4694 Рік тому +2

      The LEGO Yoda death sound was the perfect addition as well

  • @Lazer-bp9lf
    @Lazer-bp9lf Рік тому +420

    The Death Star doing a 360 no scope before destroying the planet ended me. Thank you for making me laugh like that XD

    • @_quidd
      @_quidd Рік тому +3

      They missed a bit so they probably hit a star or a planet.

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf Рік тому +1

      @@_quidd lol

    • @mrtbag5706
      @mrtbag5706 Рік тому +1

      Yh man that was the best part🤣🤣

  • @dropnoelfield295
    @dropnoelfield295 Місяць тому

    I grinned like a loon all the way through this vid. Thanks mate

  • @user-sh9wp7re9u
    @user-sh9wp7re9u 7 місяців тому +774

    This is exactly what stormtroopers should've had in the original trilogy.

    • @version1.27
      @version1.27 5 місяців тому +32

      It kinda makes sense if the stormtroopers have bad vision since there exposed to so much light from there weapons

    • @misterdedlift4879
      @misterdedlift4879 5 місяців тому +29

      And the heroes having to use exceptional ingenuity to somehow evade/engage them, not getting killed despite them being superior competent special forces. So sad that this version of SW will never exist.

    • @gew43
      @gew43 4 місяці тому +19

      in the original trilogy they were already accurate and in the main scene they were not they were toldnot to hit them

    • @benedictwatt5791
      @benedictwatt5791 3 місяці тому +9

      @@version1.27 Then by that logic, shouldn't jedi be shit with sabres cos they are blinded by the sword/

    • @tekriding6920
      @tekriding6920 2 місяці тому +4

      @@version1.27 Stormtroopers don't have bad vision. That line was improved by Mark Hamill and they just kept it in the audio for release. This is Hollywood. Every main character has plot armor. It's the same with every movie, and it's not how real life goes down. This can be fixed with good writing and directing, but that rarely ever happens.

  • @taylorh955
    @taylorh955 Рік тому +2789

    The empire would be a scary thing to go up against if they were this accurate, I grew up enjoying these movies and wanting to be a Jedi, but after seeing this I wanna be a storm trooper😂

  • @mrshap1400
    @mrshap1400 4 місяці тому +3

    I love the X Wing call signs, very clever