What people who say “you just lost a customer” expect

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  • @katlamb4606
    @katlamb4606 Місяць тому +2622

    Even doctors don't react this way when they lose a patient.

    • @cpK054L
      @cpK054L 29 днів тому +43

      You realize doctors has the highest selfdeletion in any profession right?

    • @qy9MC
      @qy9MC 29 днів тому +169

      @@cpK054LI think that has more to do with there unhealthy work schedule and pressure rather than patients. Hey at least there wages are somewhat high for moral support.

    • @cpK054L
      @cpK054L 29 днів тому +27

      @@qy9MC that until they got meme'd hard into a debt that they can barely support

    • @ChipmunkG
      @ChipmunkG 29 днів тому +12

      dude 😭

    • @vaddix9980
      @vaddix9980 29 днів тому +3

      @@ChipmunkG good shit

  • @456puff
    @456puff 2 місяці тому +2641

    “I’ll never come back again!”
    …Two weeks later they’re back. Every. Single. Time.

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 Місяць тому +100

      Sounds like my ex

    • @456puff
      @456puff Місяць тому +37

      @@snicker12 Oof.

    • @jamgrams3244
      @jamgrams3244 Місяць тому +63

      What this guy said where I work. He even said he was gonna blow the place up. It's ok though. He showed up again

    • @jessicajennings9148
      @jessicajennings9148 Місяць тому +37

      Always wanted to follow that with “Can I get that in writing?” But I’m worried that I’ll get written up for it

    • @elmodelo101
      @elmodelo101 Місяць тому +32

      That's the thing:
      1. They don't really came that often to be a problem if they don't return.
      2. They do come very often, and now it's their problem.
      I knew a person who stole from the grocery store closest to their house, they can't buy there anymore, XD.

  • @lcmarina
    @lcmarina Місяць тому +1732

    When customers say this I say “Is that a promise?”

    • @goodgenes0
      @goodgenes0 Місяць тому +48

      No u don't

    • @kiraoshiro9251
      @kiraoshiro9251 Місяць тому +141

      ​@@goodgenes0yea they do and ik this cos I was there, I was the customer and I am still lost

    • @chadhostak
      @chadhostak 29 днів тому +63

      @@goodgenes0sorry, buddy, but they said it to me too! I was a customer and they do say it.

    • @TheChillStudyCorner
      @TheChillStudyCorner 29 днів тому

      ​@@goodgenes0It may be a hard pill to swallow, but @Icmarina has now said this to me 3 different times at 3 different restaurants. It's been a struggle to find somewhere to eat now in my small town 😭

    • @dannysmith48
      @dannysmith48 29 днів тому +53

      @@goodgenes0Yeah I’m her coworker and I’ve heard her say it. In fact, I’ve started saying it too.

  • @Matty80822
    @Matty80822 Місяць тому +861

    Everyone in customer services reaction in their head after hearing that: "Thank god, gtfo out of here already"

    • @latte876
      @latte876 29 днів тому +16

      Lmao tell me about it

    • @chgjake2230
      @chgjake2230 29 днів тому +48

      I once said “you won’t be missed” in response to a particularly loud, insatiable customer… I don’t think they understood what I said in the moment, thankfully.

    • @D-W-N-Xsist
      @D-W-N-Xsist 28 днів тому +9

      “Good Fucking Riddance”

    • @BuzzingGoober
      @BuzzingGoober 26 днів тому

      Customer service does not exist post plandemic. But keep blaming your incompetence on it.

    • @ecstaticwooper368
      @ecstaticwooper368 24 дні тому +5

      i can confirm that as a customer service worker, every time someone says "you just lost a customer" I say "get the fuck out out of here already"

  • @demon12792
    @demon12792 Місяць тому +1181

    That's about as upsetting as a whole ant colony losing 1 ant.

    • @robinsongonzalez2777
      @robinsongonzalez2777 27 днів тому +9

      What if I write a bad google review saying your delivery workers be spitting in the food. I did this to Chinese restaurant who didn’t like to bring the food up stairs they made us go to the lobby every time. One day I got so mad I posted a picture of a Chinese guy cooking a rat. On my google review I saw that 3,500+ people saw that review. That review effected the owner business so much that he had to make custom contact him from a different number. He wrote the new number on a piece of paper
      and posted it in-front of the store. Revenge was delicious that day. “Never underestimate your opponent” Shin Zu Law 14

    • @eee_eee
      @eee_eee 27 днів тому +84

      ⁠@@robinsongonzalez2777bro you just ruined an entire restaurant because you didn’t like it

    • @Jungleali
      @Jungleali 27 днів тому +1

      ⁠@@eee_eeeso? They had it coming

    • @thatamericangamer7230
      @thatamericangamer7230 26 днів тому +52

      @@JunglealiHow? All he seemed to do was slander the brand instead of actually doing anything

    • @demon12792
      @demon12792 26 днів тому +25

      @robinsongonzalez2777 you and anyone that believed your story would not hurt my feelings one bit if I owned a restaurant. Anyone that actually goes to the store would know better. So you would only be slightly hindering new customers. The usual crowd would still spend money.

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 29 днів тому +761

    I love the narcissism of some customers, they think that the will of an entire corporation hinges on the dissatisfaction of one guy.

    • @TheIndispensableOpposition
      @TheIndispensableOpposition 28 днів тому +45

      more like they expect the minimum wage employee to give a shıt about customer satisfaction lmao

    • @joyhope9486
      @joyhope9486 28 днів тому +21

      I think it has something to do with them being unable to except their current level of insignificance in the world and how little their existence effects the ongoings of the world.
      You know…over compensation.
      An ego flair of the “I matter” variety.

    • @grimmdul9808
      @grimmdul9808 28 днів тому +6

      You know, it's one guy for you, but several guys every week and a bit mouth to mouth talk and you can say goodbye to your business in most cases.

    • @designerdogs
      @designerdogs 28 днів тому

      @@grimmdul9808no

    • @williamgeardener2509
      @williamgeardener2509 28 днів тому +30

      @@grimmdul9808 That's the delusion that managers have. Most customers don't care about "Bad pr".
      The less people that are crowding their favourite shops, the better they like it.
      No one cares about a marvellous "customer experience" but they do care about the quality of the goods and the professionalism of the workers. If I buy something and I get outstanding advice and the good lasts a long time, I really don't care about mrs. Jones who felt offended because a worker told her to shut up and listen to him. I'd probably backup the worker and praise him for not being a push over.

  • @mafia_boss_neto
    @mafia_boss_neto Місяць тому +695

    Reality:
    Cop: Sir, you're being detained for dine & dash. You can't just eat and flee the place without paying.

    • @polandknight2012
      @polandknight2012 29 днів тому +17

      Duuuuuuuuuude 🤭😂🤣🤧

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos 28 днів тому +191

      "I can't believe you're treating me like this. You just lost a suspect."
      *disappears from locked police car*

    • @securatyyy
      @securatyyy 28 днів тому +21

      ​@@the_infinexoslmao

    • @RandomGamerCory
      @RandomGamerCory 27 днів тому +9

      You honestly think cops would get involved in this? Lol

    • @mafia_boss_neto
      @mafia_boss_neto 27 днів тому +34

      @@RandomGamerCory Yes. Dine & Dash, a.k.a eating then leaving without paying, is an actual crime in the U.S, which can be punished in Court. Some people have been sentenced to 8 months, some to 1 year, and a few to 2 years in jail for this petty crime. Some states or Judges may fine you instead.
      Yes, it is a crime since you're committing "theft" of an actual valuable a.k.a food.
      Here's a quote from an article:
      "to eat a meal in a restaurant and then leave without paying: If you dine and dash, the restaurant can call the police on you."

  • @avosmash2121
    @avosmash2121 Місяць тому +599

    "I am NEVER going to shop back here again!"
    "Woah babe, don't tempt me with a good time....😐"

  • @piercemchugh4509
    @piercemchugh4509 29 днів тому +212

    The most upsetting part is you know they are going to come back. And on a regular basis.

  • @sammymarrco47
    @sammymarrco47 2 місяці тому +315

    We're happy to lose these types of customers

  • @Sand-Walker13
    @Sand-Walker13 Місяць тому +260

    Always a relief to lose customers like these.

  • @hereticsaint100
    @hereticsaint100 Місяць тому +163

    They never stopped to think that maybe we're happy they're gone.

    • @TMHLBPFan
      @TMHLBPFan 28 днів тому

      Gone is gone to them

    • @clare769
      @clare769 6 днів тому

      I tell them to have a good day because they just made mine 😂

  • @MichaelSheaAudio
    @MichaelSheaAudio 29 днів тому +151

    Got a job in a retail store and a customer said they wouldn't be back. The manager then told me it's probably a good thing because then they'd tell their crappy friends not to shop there either.
    The fewer people to harass us, the better.

  • @CasulGAmer
    @CasulGAmer 29 днів тому +69

    Mr president, a second customer has been lost

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 5 днів тому +1

      ...dear God, not _another_ one...

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 29 днів тому +104

    I had a lady tell me she was never coming back to the theater where I worked because of my poor customer service. I saw her minutes later up at the box office buying a ticket for a different show. Those words mean absolutely nothing to retail workers. 😂

  • @cetitanenthusiast776
    @cetitanenthusiast776 Місяць тому +109

    We usually double check the ticket when this happens to verify. If they're calm and civil about it then we don't mind replacing their order. But if they make a big stink like this and/or have already eaten most of their food, then we just assume they're looking for an excuse to walk out on their bill so we just ban them from the restaurant. Better to lose one customer than to have them keep coming back and potentially bothering other customers

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 28 днів тому +9

      And not even making you money because they just want free shit. I always wonder what's the point of keeping their business if they just want to suck you dry? I guess not getting a bad review but still.

  • @ThatLampTho
    @ThatLampTho Місяць тому +155

    When i worked for a high traffic pharmacy i would actually thank them with a smile and then call for the next person 😂

    • @eat-a-amanita7322
      @eat-a-amanita7322 29 днів тому

      Fellow pharmacy technician spotted??? 😮 seriously though, losing the problem customers in a pharmacy is always a relief, especially because some “types” of outpatients aren’t worth the trouble - especially the benzodiazepine addicts. Seriously, Xanax turns people into absolute monsters - I really don’t wanna see you in my store if you get violent because we won’t fill your alprazolam script 3 weeks early. Just go to rehab you psycho.

    • @proletariennenaturiste
      @proletariennenaturiste 26 днів тому +1

      And then I would proceed to let's say act aggressively and climb over that counter.

    • @gokuformanvsfood
      @gokuformanvsfood 25 днів тому

      ​@@proletariennenaturisteand then you would be arrested and look like an even bigger 🤡

    • @gokuformanvsfood
      @gokuformanvsfood 25 днів тому

      ​​@@proletariennenaturiste and then you would be arrested and look like an even bigger 🤡

    • @gokuformanvsfood
      @gokuformanvsfood 25 днів тому

      ​@@proletariennenaturiste and then get arrested looking like an even bigger 🤡

  • @spectralspectra2282
    @spectralspectra2282 29 днів тому +56

    Whenever a customer says this over such a silly complaint I just hope they stay true to their word and don't come right back 2 weeks later as if nothing happened

  • @iva6865
    @iva6865 2 місяці тому +147

    Poor service workers man

    • @HelloIAmAnExist
      @HelloIAmAnExist Місяць тому +20

      ... Literally. They're literally poor. That just makes this even sadder

  • @SiebayPlays
    @SiebayPlays Місяць тому +28

    The amount of times I have to hear someone say “This is ridiculous” makes me want to ask what they expect, but then I don’t want to hear them complaining so I just mind my own damn business.

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 28 днів тому +6

      I had a customer try to stick his credit card in the coin and bill slots at the self checkout and when I told him that he had to use the card reader to pay he said "this is ridiculous." It'll be funny when cashiers are completely replaced by robots and these idiots have no help anymore. Almost worth being unemployed to see it.

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 5 днів тому

      ​@@psychicbyinternetI had one slide his ID instead of a debit/card.
      ...needless to say, that sale (of alcohol) didn't go thru.

  • @dillonchapman1729
    @dillonchapman1729 29 днів тому +27

    People out here still thinking one person matters.

    • @auemmjee
      @auemmjee 28 днів тому

      If that person has a platform, it may make

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 25 днів тому +2

      Guy takes off mask and it’s Gordon Ramsey.

  • @QueenZsWorld
    @QueenZsWorld 29 днів тому +24

    "you just lost a customer" BECAUSE YOU LEFT WITHOUT PAYING 😂😂😂😂

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuse Місяць тому +40

    I ran a wee snack bar in a fairly tough biker bar that also had regular people come cos of the free live music they had. One night a smart ar$e guy came up with his empty plate and says it was the worst food he'd ever eaten. I don't have time for that nonsense so just said fine, l'll give you a refund but, next time come up BEFORE you finish eating it. He starts to make a big deal out of it demanding l make another one etc. Next thing huge biker dude arrives at the counter, says he was at the table next to AHoles table, that he'd watched him absolutely scarfing his food and that he needed to pay up, shut up and leave instead of being such a pr!ck trying to scam free food. I swear l could have kissed the dude - he wouldn't even take the free meal l offered him. The panic on AHoles face still makes me chuckle every time l think about it even 30 years later. 😂

  • @billklintworth43
    @billklintworth43 27 днів тому +9

    As a small business owner for over 25 years my best advise to others new in business. Don’t be afraid to fire that pain in the butt customers. They’re the ones that suck up 90% of your time and resources to add only 5% to your business. It will make you happier and your life better.

  • @MF99K
    @MF99K 24 дні тому +7

    I think the only time I’ve remotely acted like this was when there were literal large metal shavings in my food. And even then I wasn’t rude about it 😂

  • @tristannavarro1584
    @tristannavarro1584 28 днів тому +8

    My response: “Okay. See ya. My employees don’t need your disrespect.”

    • @immir6647
      @immir6647 25 днів тому

      Wish my job did this. Mine just believe the Karen no matter how ridiculous they are and you have to have refresher training.

  • @RutabegaNG
    @RutabegaNG Місяць тому +32

    Always fun when customers use what usually are empty threats just to get their way. Especially when they actually don't have an issue with whatever it is, they just want it free. Yeah, that happens.
    And if you want your employees to bend over backwards to make the customers happy, then you better be paying them enough to do just that.

  • @werdwerdus
    @werdwerdus 28 днів тому +6

    "I'm never coming back"
    me: "don't threaten me with a good time"

  • @longandwindingroad
    @longandwindingroad Місяць тому +20

    this deserves to be more known

  • @notmephisto1375
    @notmephisto1375 25 днів тому +7

    Customer points to price tag "Is this the price?
    Me "yes sir that's the price."
    Customer "There's no sale?"
    Me "No sir, no sale."

  • @pedrocortes1
    @pedrocortes1 28 днів тому +10

    Celebrities on twitter complaining about how they received their amazon purchase 1 day later than expected...

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 28 днів тому

      Oh no! This time the workers had time to use the toilet instead of shitting in a bag, this is ridiculous1!!!!

  • @reformedzoomer
    @reformedzoomer 29 днів тому +7

    “Excuse me sir, you still have to pay.”

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 5 днів тому

      _"Society_ will pay."

  • @calesthenics_noob
    @calesthenics_noob 29 днів тому +9

    Im watching this as a customer is walking up to the counter and eating the food shes about to conplain about

  • @jeremyfisher8512
    @jeremyfisher8512 29 днів тому +7

    When you see that same customer come in again the week after

  • @conclavecabal.h0rriphic
    @conclavecabal.h0rriphic Місяць тому +15

    i appreciate how he is a teeny man in a giant boardroom 1:37

  • @jamesjam0552
    @jamesjam0552 Місяць тому +189

    Ok, but if you order "well done" and they give you medium rare, than that's understandable.

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx Місяць тому +100

      Not if you eat the whole thing 😂

    • @willowtree-qd2de
      @willowtree-qd2de Місяць тому +41

      Not if it’s half eaten
      Edit: And he ordered medium

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Місяць тому +26

      If it's a steak, then they did you a favor by not -ruining it- serving it well-done.

    • @tonybryk3312
      @tonybryk3312 Місяць тому +20

      ​@nicholasfarrell5981 well of you decide how I want my steak then I decide how much I pay

    • @SifArtorias
      @SifArtorias Місяць тому +13

      Nah if you want well done steak get out my house we don't do that here

  • @mitchellshuster8563
    @mitchellshuster8563 28 днів тому +4

    Even when we lose a customer at my customer service job. We don’t care😂😂

  • @starstruckp4808
    @starstruckp4808 25 днів тому +1

    That one dude really is a menace to society. 😂

  • @skylarschutz
    @skylarschutz 25 днів тому +1

    yooo this is is fucking gold bro. you got comedy chops. ive been the customer requesting a refund before lmaoo

  • @jjthe13th
    @jjthe13th 29 днів тому +5

    My girlfriend does this. Vents to me about how she's done with her hairdresser/the restaurant we go to/her shoe cobbler. Talks about "I'll stop going there. They'll lose me as a customer and I SWEAR they'll come looking for me." Or "I'll just go somewhere else and they'll lose business"
    In my mind I roll my eyes like *"Who tf do you think you are?? We only buy coffee here lol."*
    But I entertain her and even egg her on to pull the trigger. It's coz I realized if she spends all her energy here on me, she'll get cold feet when she's there and it's time to do the deed.
    Sooner or later, she'll come back trying to keep the same momentum, but it's more like "I gave them a piece of my mind" instead of "I went and told them I'm done with them" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Aurorya
      @Aurorya 19 днів тому +3

      Are you just having fun in an egotistic way or do you actually enjoy having a non-brave girlfriend who's all talks and no acts ? It's like you help her become that way but to me that's like, super unatractive ☹️

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 5 днів тому

      ​@@Auroryanah, see, if guys like him reinforce female negativity? The world suffers. 😁

  • @psychicbyinternet
    @psychicbyinternet 28 днів тому +15

    Same energy as "Unsubscribed."
    Btw this sketch was quality. 💯🔥🔥🔥

    • @hilariousname6826
      @hilariousname6826 26 днів тому

      Or that old one, "I'm unfriending you on Facebook!!"

  • @TLOH7
    @TLOH7 23 дні тому +1

    Ngl, as someone who once told a business “you just lost a costumer”…this is exactly what I expected to happen and I hope they went through the grieving process of losing a costumer.

  • @3205365
    @3205365 Місяць тому +3

    Doctors when they lose a patient: 👁️👄👁️

  • @Firetiger93
    @Firetiger93 27 днів тому +5

    They always go back. The only ones who truly don't go back are the ones who don't say anything. They just leave quietly and don't show up again.

  • @chefchief3714
    @chefchief3714 24 дні тому +1

    Lmao ok ngl he got me with that “you lost a viewer”

  • @kamic136
    @kamic136 28 днів тому +8

    No because when you are with someone and they do this💀💀
    Like, girl hush, don’t get angry over some chicken and overworked underpaid workers.

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 5 днів тому

      "Oh. _Oh no..._ ... ...she's coming for our _chicken fingers..."_

  • @cinny_
    @cinny_ Місяць тому +2

    Some customers are not a bother to lose.

  • @pinhedlarry24
    @pinhedlarry24 28 днів тому +3

    I work on cars and every time this happens at my shop its the dude who never wants to fix anything in his car

  • @Coolshows101
    @Coolshows101 25 днів тому +1

    I used to work at a restaurant and there was this one lady who would always pick up food on her way to work and it took us a little while to get it out through the drive-thru. Yes we were often a little bit slow and still working on fixing things, but she was often there when we had an unexpected Rush. This was during the pandemic so these rashes were really unexpected.
    She would complain to me who worked the drive-through about being late for work ever food got out too much. She said if it happened one more time then she wasn't going to come back.
    The next time she was there it was a truck in front of her with a large order. When she got to the window she said, " What did they do order the entire store?!"
    "Yea. It was a large order."
    She paid for her food and when she got it she said, "I am never coming back ever again."
    I thought to my self, "Okay. Glad I won't have to see you again."
    Never saw her again.

  • @adriansole8454
    @adriansole8454 24 дні тому +1

    That ain’t a customer, that’s a thief 😡😤😠

  • @graco79
    @graco79 23 дні тому +1

    Not him still eating the burger 😂😂😂

  • @Joe1887
    @Joe1887 25 днів тому +1

    Customer: You just lost a customer!
    Average CSA: Yeah, whatever, see you next week... I can help the next customer right here!

  • @Gladiator_in_a_Suit
    @Gladiator_in_a_Suit Місяць тому +19

    I never say “you lost a customer” the business just won’t see me again--if the service is bad. I’ve done it to dealerships where they seemed like they were discriminating me and refusing to run my credit. I leave, Two weeks later they send an email, I read it and don’t reply and forward it to junk. My husband always says “show it with action don’t just say” He’s right, people tend to listen more this way. 😂

    • @buttarain27
      @buttarain27 Місяць тому +4

      Yeah...or...they eventually forget you even exist...lol.

    • @hammertime9183
      @hammertime9183 Місяць тому +2

      It goes both ways. There are bad customers and bad businesses. Guy in the vid would be a bad customer.
      There are bad businesses too though.
      Found out that my grandparents internet and phone provider were ripping them off at over 4x the standard rate. I signed them up with a new provider at a reasonable rate and will never use that old one, neither will my friends or family. Businesses that con the elderly are the worst. That's what losing a customer means, you don't just lose one person but lose their friends and family too.

    • @quasar4472
      @quasar4472 23 дні тому

      That's good...both parties can forget each other easily and peacefully

  • @justprocrastinating5007
    @justprocrastinating5007 Місяць тому +2

    This isnt expectation, this is reality 😔💯

  • @uhohhotdog
    @uhohhotdog 28 днів тому +1

    Them: you just lost a customer
    Me: see you tomorrow

  • @Cinderkin
    @Cinderkin 23 дні тому +1

    My man still eating while complaining. Lmao

  • @brijessie1521
    @brijessie1521 6 днів тому

    lmfao "i'm not satisfied..." *keeps eating said food* 😂😂😂

  • @millo7295
    @millo7295 20 днів тому +1

    "pretty simple request"

  • @BobJason1
    @BobJason1 21 день тому +1

    It’s no big deal when you lose one, but if you lose 1 every day.. it kinda adds up

  • @GameWiz1305
    @GameWiz1305 25 днів тому +1

    The number 1 thing you want to hear from annoying customers

  • @TenchixRyoko
    @TenchixRyoko 12 днів тому

    I die laughing everytime i hear a customer say that.

  • @ZahnGamingx
    @ZahnGamingx 14 днів тому

    "You lossed a customer." Me in my head: great. 2 billion more left.

  • @shortsbyfranco6108
    @shortsbyfranco6108 29 днів тому +2

    Mr.Krabs and SpongeBob

  • @bern1223
    @bern1223 26 днів тому +1

    I remember this happened to me in customer service. Guy came back saying that his large fries were soggy and I told him I could get him a new batch if he could return the bad batch. Then he said oh I ate the whole thing

  • @olliepoplol5894
    @olliepoplol5894 26 днів тому +1

    The situation might not be realistic, but the board room corporate language feels about right.

  • @gene8447
    @gene8447 20 днів тому +1

    I've had this conversation with a customer who felt the need to harass me for my hair. She believed that more people would stop shopping at our store because i had a hairstyle she did not like. This was after she spent the last 2 minutes trying her best to insult me with leading questions about my own self-esteem. Which is beyond wild for someone with crinkly fake tanned skin and bleach blonde hair fraying at the tips.
    Her reasoning was that "enough people would stop shopping here that I'd have to chop my hair, lose my job, or the store would shut down and it'd be my fault that our town lost a grocery outlet." I cannot for the life of me understand how these older generations believe that people think this way. I just cant. 😂
    Meanwhile, my boss caught wind of this days later and asked me to tell him to confront her next time if she has the gall to try again.

  • @oursavior9339
    @oursavior9339 23 дні тому

    "See I don't think you heard me right the first time." 💀

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 21 день тому

    “Gee, who else will I make money from now. Oh dear.”

  • @jamoljackson46
    @jamoljackson46 24 дні тому

    Bro this is golden. 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @EyeseeUriP
    @EyeseeUriP 25 днів тому +1

    If the reality of the idea was true, then yeah losing a customer would be bad for business. But the reality is, 99.9 percent of people, will go back to where ever they say they won't lol.

  • @luis_xav12
    @luis_xav12 23 дні тому

    Nah bro, Jerry, Martha, and Stewart had to have done something to be named that quickly lmao 😂

  • @Bessux
    @Bessux 24 дні тому

    What people that just lost a customer expect:
    "It's just one person."

  • @seansimmons6932
    @seansimmons6932 22 дні тому +1

    Sir, you’re at an Applebees

  • @nighthawkalpha5707
    @nighthawkalpha5707 29 днів тому +1

    As someone who used to work customer they say that an come back a week or two later

  • @cal5566
    @cal5566 29 днів тому +3

    Plot twist, the food is bad and they keep losing customers, eventually none of the locals eat there and they have almost exclusively 1 star reviews on trust pilot. After 11 months the business closes down and all the staff are let go without severance.

  • @ProxyHaxOO
    @ProxyHaxOO 19 днів тому

    If that were to happen, the boss and supervisors would have my head if I happened to be in the situation lol

  • @user-zo4sd3lf1p
    @user-zo4sd3lf1p 26 днів тому

    Wow, you’ve done absolutely great 👍

  • @RaystormTheWise
    @RaystormTheWise 26 днів тому

    And what is most upsetting is that they come back so you have to deal WITH THEIR BULLSHIT AGAIN

  • @marcusdub07
    @marcusdub07 26 днів тому

    I've been a retail manager since 08, I love sending entitled people on their way with a "dont come back now!"

  • @hilariousname6826
    @hilariousname6826 26 днів тому

    Have to admit, that's what I was expecting when I quit my job.

  • @temxasremd
    @temxasremd 27 днів тому

    Bro was just trying to flash his sharp ahh suits

  • @thecheese4255
    @thecheese4255 29 днів тому +2

    This is a ritual for some ppl
    Find out who they are in your life; never go anywhere with them if possible

  • @TisHotMessHistory
    @TisHotMessHistory 26 днів тому

    Too funny! Reminds me of when i see people comment: I unsubscribed.
    That paper plate looked like the ones I bought at HEB.

  • @UncleScammedUs
    @UncleScammedUs 28 днів тому +1

    “You just lost a viewer” 😂

  • @gordonfreeman736
    @gordonfreeman736 28 днів тому +1

    I worked at a liquor store and was cussed out and told they would never be back because I wouldnt sell to them drunk. The next day/days they would be back but I then refused service because they were banned now. Lol. We were the only liquor store in town haha.

  • @Chineseisntalanguageapparently
    @Chineseisntalanguageapparently 27 днів тому

    He didn’t just make him cry as a joke, he made a whole story and an epilogue

  • @AverageTruckOwner1322
    @AverageTruckOwner1322 27 днів тому

    POV: you're spongebob at Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs reacts like this

  • @Kaye_Venice
    @Kaye_Venice 27 днів тому

    Oh this is the Tay P. Worm guy😂😂😂😂😂

  • @somechupacabrawithinternet8866
    @somechupacabrawithinternet8866 22 дні тому

    i wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

  • @AssassinIronMan
    @AssassinIronMan 26 днів тому

    Some people think they’re Mr. Moneybags ordering a burger and fries lol

  • @stilproductions
    @stilproductions 27 днів тому +1

    1:04 bro looks over like he was just told a plane hit the second tower

  • @2littertalks239
    @2littertalks239 23 дні тому

    Heck nah EVERYBODY suffered 😭😭

  • @Loroths
    @Loroths 28 днів тому

    The slow, dramatic removal of the glasses after hearing they lost a customer was perfect 😂 honestly they reacted like the customer died after eating their food.

  • @johncarter4411
    @johncarter4411 28 днів тому

    I work on the phones, the amount of times people call in and immediately say they will never use it company again and then expect me to help them with whatever their issue is...lol.

  • @michaelnichols9557
    @michaelnichols9557 28 днів тому +1

    Not Jerry and Martha Stewart! 😮😭

  • @iamthatiam363
    @iamthatiam363 25 днів тому

    Businesses these days don't care at all, they would rather not serve you if you're going to complain.

  • @dxcSOUL
    @dxcSOUL 23 дні тому

    Dude just let him walk out without paying 💀

  • @Jeferic
    @Jeferic 8 днів тому

    "This isn't what i asked for. still gonna eat it tho, cause it tasts good"

  • @pandaboeet
    @pandaboeet День тому +1

    me when plateup:

  • @FoggyBadger
    @FoggyBadger 23 дні тому +1

    One time a customer was screaming at my manager and she responded by pulling out an application and handing it to him. He called her a b***h and stormed out.

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 5 днів тому +1

      (I worked under female store managers for 4.5 years. They get called everything but what they are, which is... _badasses.)_