The day language was invented

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  • @ZachStarHimself
    @ZachStarHimself  Місяць тому +115

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    • @Martiganz_
      @Martiganz_ Місяць тому +8

      That’s the best name I have heard for a language learning company 😂

    • @breadedeffort5397
      @breadedeffort5397 Місяць тому +5

      2 days ago?

    • @Bapll
      @Bapll Місяць тому +1

      Hmm... I don't recall sponsoring you 😂

    • @kellileaneriley4263
      @kellileaneriley4263 29 днів тому +1

      For the love of God, please do one on cursive 😂😂😂

    • @2Lit2Die
      @2Lit2Die 29 днів тому +1

      damn bro imma a big fan of you

  • @Denialgmd
    @Denialgmd Місяць тому +1630

    second guy doesn't understand cuz he has a concussion

    • @cd31000
      @cd31000 Місяць тому +26

      I can similar, very much like that every time.

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 Місяць тому +5

      lmao

    • @louiscipher2939
      @louiscipher2939 Місяць тому +10

      Maybe he's the one the Kardashians descended from.

    • @kiaratheotaku6257
      @kiaratheotaku6257 29 днів тому +4

      OR he got so many concussions that it made he a fellow genius

    • @josiechaney9010
      @josiechaney9010 28 днів тому +3

      The 3rd guy looks overwhelmed… and self-soothing 😄

  • @ryiv1848
    @ryiv1848 Місяць тому +1609

    before C was invented, people used to talk in binary

    • @joshix833
      @joshix833 Місяць тому +62

      Before C there was B

    • @ihauok
      @ihauok Місяць тому +35

      @@joshix833 before B there was A

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 Місяць тому +15

      @@joshix833 Before B, there was --A-- BCPL.

    • @Guy_Sandler
      @Guy_Sandler Місяць тому +16

      Assembly

    • @flangley-
      @flangley- Місяць тому +7

      @@ihauokBefore A came Ω.

  • @catritonix
    @catritonix Місяць тому +387

    as a linguistics student,
    "Why? Fuck you. Thats why" is literally how all the languages function

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 29 днів тому +13

      It's definitely how I function

    • @josiechaney9010
      @josiechaney9010 28 днів тому +2

      🎯💯🤣

    • @tigercraft489
      @tigercraft489 27 днів тому +11

      Why is this word feminine and this one masculine you can either answer with the Fuck You approach or the number 1 rule of Spanish it just sounds better.

    • @GliYch
      @GliYch 23 дні тому +5

      @@tigercraft489 I'm learning spanish and for me it's 90% "Yeah, I can see how this sounds better" and 10% "They just wanted the people who learn the language to suffer"

    • @ravenkeeper287
      @ravenkeeper287 15 днів тому +1

      ​@@GliYchIt's worse with French because any rule is invalid if the words don't flow. Sometimes words are changed with masculine and feminine and sometimes they aren't. Don't ask why because nobody bothered with consistency. 😅

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt Місяць тому +996

    Linguists think language is at least 50 000 years old, but then again we don't have numbers that high.

    • @lmXela
      @lmXela Місяць тому +19

      It supposedly came from chants

    • @Robocop4000
      @Robocop4000 Місяць тому +24

      Good thing numbers aren't real

    • @lyraserpentine894
      @lyraserpentine894 Місяць тому +16

      Incorrect. 150,000 to 200,000 years old. Humans are 350,000 years old for context.

    • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
      @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana Місяць тому +8

      Depends on whether you believe the language families are related or not.
      The evidence seems to be implying they are not.

    • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
      @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana Місяць тому +10

      @@lyraserpentine894 That presumes:
      1. Humans always had language.
      2. The languages we have now are related to any languages which existed 350,000 years ago.

  • @TotalBayern1900
    @TotalBayern1900 Місяць тому +534

    These 3 guys were really able and willing to enhance their vocabulary

    • @user-fu6qe7om7g
      @user-fu6qe7om7g Місяць тому +16

      This meme will never get old

    • @PizzaMonkeyinaTank
      @PizzaMonkeyinaTank 29 днів тому +6

      especially the middle one pushing through the multiple concussions

    • @ibrahimadam6649
      @ibrahimadam6649 29 днів тому +1

      Mmm undeniably 🤣

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus 28 днів тому

      where is this meme from? I feel like I have used it but I forgot it now idk why, prolly isn't that big of a deal
      where is this meme from? I feel like I have used it but I forgot it now idk why, prolly isn't that big of a deal
      where is this meme from? I feel like I have used it but I forgot it now idk why, prolly isn't that big of a deal
      where is this meme from? I feel like I have used it but I forgot it now idk why, prolly isn't that big of a deal

    • @thestupidcommentguy
      @thestupidcommentguy 28 днів тому

      @@GeezSus it's from his video "When you're sitting in the emergency exit row but there's actually an emergency"

  • @JustAnAverageItalian
    @JustAnAverageItalian Місяць тому +483

    I love how the dude with the white shirt doesn’t even retaliate, he just lets himself get beaten up.

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 Місяць тому +62

      The other guy had only just discovered the punch

    • @itskittyme
      @itskittyme Місяць тому +8

      why do you love that fact?

    • @MeemahSN
      @MeemahSN 29 днів тому +14

      @@itskittyme because it's funny

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 10 днів тому +1

      Probably getting knocked out and then not remembering what just happened,

  • @10carflo22
    @10carflo22 Місяць тому +552

    When the MC is the only competent one in the party

  • @ArcherMVs
    @ArcherMVs Місяць тому +192

    I Love that he invented language just to be able to lash out at some ppl who cant yet understand what he means. Truly a prime example of a teacher.

    • @sybro9786
      @sybro9786 Місяць тому +16

      And to get girls, don’t forget that

  • @adamp4987
    @adamp4987 Місяць тому +417

    The Kardashian’s were invented before language the more u know

    • @blindknitter
      @blindknitter Місяць тому +8

      Makes sense.

    • @adamp4987
      @adamp4987 Місяць тому +1

      @@blindknitter ya obv

    • @IDrawSometimes_
      @IDrawSometimes_ Місяць тому +6

      obviously we invented language to not devolve into them

    • @mikehawlkridge903
      @mikehawlkridge903 23 дні тому +1

      It's all the plastic in their bodies that keep them "youthful"

  • @billcynic1815
    @billcynic1815 Місяць тому +118

    Grunt Zachs point to Zach: "Bear?"
    Zach: No! Man! Human! Because I'm a biped with no feathers!"
    Grunt Zach picks up chicken, plucks it: Human?
    Zach: ...I hate you all.

  • @clementbianchini8651
    @clementbianchini8651 Місяць тому +273

    The Zachs need to meet the Ryans of "the place where we name stuff" that would be the ultimate crossover!

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. Місяць тому +16

      Yes yes YES. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

    • @AdorableOracle
      @AdorableOracle Місяць тому +27

      It should be super easy, barely an inconvenience to make this happen.

    • @clementbianchini8651
      @clementbianchini8651 Місяць тому +24

      @@AdorableOracle So you have a crossover for me? Yes sir i do!

    • @donheady3851
      @donheady3851 Місяць тому +20

      I feel like Zach's angry intelligence and ryans overall canadian-ness will balance eachother out quite nicely.

    • @donheady3851
      @donheady3851 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@clementbianchini8651crazy i read that shit in ryans voice lol

  • @MozartTheGOAT
    @MozartTheGOAT Місяць тому +286

    I love how v-neck tshirts were invented before languages

    • @gabecollins5585
      @gabecollins5585 Місяць тому +14

      Obviously and instagram too.

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 Місяць тому +10

      @@gabecollins5585 That's why everyone is always arguing like cavemen 💀💀💀

    • @haomakk
      @haomakk Місяць тому +8

      what I'm getting from this comment is that you wanted to see zach shirtless

    • @SoftPillow501
      @SoftPillow501 29 днів тому +2

      Hi Mozart

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 22 дні тому +2

      I never knew English was the first language

  •  Місяць тому +82

    I believe I can fly,
    I believe I can punch the guy.
    🤣

  • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
    @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Місяць тому +115

    Love how the second guy just gets beaten up without responding in any way 😂

  • @reverseflashplays8615
    @reverseflashplays8615 Місяць тому +126

    Bro just knocked him out to smell the hand difference😭

    • @maxxatom
      @maxxatom Місяць тому +12

      Contrary to popular belief, the second guy ends up making the rest of humanity, would explain the majority of the world

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 25 днів тому +1

      @@maxxatom Because Lamarck got it completely right.

  • @nukeofficial1103
    @nukeofficial1103 Місяць тому +41

    This absolutely has the energy of minions trying to make something up but they all have different concepts of the plan

  • @Jacev_
    @Jacev_ Місяць тому +43

    I legitimately panicked for a second when I saw the first punch. Was like "Oh fuck, Zach decked that dude hard" 😂
    I need to go sleep. It's almost 2am here lol

  • @CommunistKetchup
    @CommunistKetchup Місяць тому +198

    The day the greatest skit UA-camr was invented

    • @wingnightbackwards
      @wingnightbackwards Місяць тому +9

      It happened 4 years ago, and it's called job personality tests be like

    • @susiehaltmann3342
      @susiehaltmann3342 Місяць тому +4

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @MozartTheGOAT
      @MozartTheGOAT Місяць тому +7

      How did this guy comment two days ago

    • @susiehaltmann3342
      @susiehaltmann3342 Місяць тому +2

      @@MozartTheGOAT im tired of this comments. One word: SPONSORSHIP

    • @CommunistKetchup
      @CommunistKetchup Місяць тому +2

      @@MozartTheGOAT bro how did you comment from beyond the grave

  • @user-scott-pearce
    @user-scott-pearce Місяць тому +33

    Zach punching that other Zach over and over was hilarious

  • @ArThur_hara
    @ArThur_hara Місяць тому +28

    The first guy is inventing Boxing 😂

  • @seanmorrison9574
    @seanmorrison9574 Місяць тому +54

    This would be an actual nightmare to have to through, can you imagine having to do this?

  • @mrfancyshmancy
    @mrfancyshmancy Місяць тому +15

    I love how he seemingly had a conversation with someone before this 'girls love intelligence' for example

  • @Ahriman_of_Duzakh
    @Ahriman_of_Duzakh Місяць тому +59

    I dont wanna know how much of a pain in the ass it was to add in the punching green screen for this 5 second gag, but it was worth it

  • @Arkan-10
    @Arkan-10 Місяць тому +23

    The guy just biting his shirt is such a mood

  • @FabbeNJ369
    @FabbeNJ369 Місяць тому +78

    Yes! I love the ‘the day x was invented’ videos

  • @octaviusmorlock
    @octaviusmorlock Місяць тому +71

    Fun fact: Plurals is plural for plural.

    • @Bee-eautiful
      @Bee-eautiful 29 днів тому +4

      that's a lot to take in

    • @tahafawad426
      @tahafawad426 29 днів тому +5

      That sounds like a concept out of the 4th dimension

  • @ciepykocyg8692
    @ciepykocyg8692 Місяць тому +23

    5:02 A common experience of studying any language

  • @Hiljaa_
    @Hiljaa_ Місяць тому +8

    As a linguist I can confirm this is how language was invented

  • @Æthelwulf-King-of-Wessex
    @Æthelwulf-King-of-Wessex Місяць тому +7

    Can’t believe Zach was able AND WILLING to invent a whole language for us.

  • @micayahritchie7158
    @micayahritchie7158 Місяць тому +8

    Not gonna lie that waxing gibbous joke is literally the best thing to ever leave this guy's mouth 😭

  • @pieselpoloniae
    @pieselpoloniae Місяць тому +21

    5:13 learning a foreign language be like

  • @PeterLedergerber
    @PeterLedergerber Місяць тому +7

    I love the random aggressions towards the middle guy, so random, i love it.

  • @susiehaltmann3342
    @susiehaltmann3342 Місяць тому +47

    4:43 Im fucking crying. This dude this not just say “OJ Simpson” when being asked what killing is😭

  • @doggerlandyoutubechannel8112
    @doggerlandyoutubechannel8112 29 днів тому +8

    In the Navajo language there is a different word for darker cloud. There's 77 words for cloud.

  • @RhombonianKnight
    @RhombonianKnight Місяць тому +4

    This man was willing and able to invent English before there was language. He was clearly too powerful.

  • @AverageMineral-tj8bt
    @AverageMineral-tj8bt Місяць тому +8

    This is unironically a good English lesson

  • @wrathofainz
    @wrathofainz Місяць тому +6

    The escalating levels of assault from left guy to center guy are glorious.

  • @violet_broregarde
    @violet_broregarde Місяць тому +5

    Wow you did a good job of making Zack 1 look and sound like he's punching Zack 2

  • @skylark1491
    @skylark1491 Місяць тому +4

    I was not expecting this to be an origin story for the king, but I welcome this amazing lore drop.

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 Місяць тому +6

    The physical comedy got me everytime.

  • @Overlordog0
    @Overlordog0 Місяць тому +15

    The only way that could've been funnier was is you put on a burger King crown at the end lol.

  • @DiaArtCreativity
    @DiaArtCreativity Місяць тому +5

    This is exactly my daily life working in primary school teaching children my language😂

  • @chickenfinger3612
    @chickenfinger3612 Місяць тому +3

    I was not expecting that OJ simpson joke and I sprayed my cereal all over myself like that old rage-comic.

  • @AkuFexin
    @AkuFexin Місяць тому +6

    Damn it's insane how these all fit together

  • @Galaxy24289
    @Galaxy24289 Місяць тому +7

    If this carries on to how Infinity was invented, the lore will be insane

  • @RandomDude1487
    @RandomDude1487 Місяць тому +6

    "name a character who went through more pain"
    the middle guy

  • @user-kx9fg5yp7h
    @user-kx9fg5yp7h Місяць тому +4

    The fact that this video is sponsored by Babbel Is the funniest part

  • @Ivashanko
    @Ivashanko Місяць тому +6

    Waxing Gibbous haunts me on both Thanksgiving and in this video.

  • @artemis-arrow3098
    @artemis-arrow3098 Місяць тому +13

    ok this one was hella good ngl
    this is what true comedy is like

  • @tanmayrai2003
    @tanmayrai2003 29 днів тому +3

    yo that sucker punch cracked me tf up

  • @antonionnam6594
    @antonionnam6594 Місяць тому +4

    Fortunately, I'm glad Zach has wonderfully and intentionally with so much impeccability decided to teach us English in one video so effortlessly😂

  • @motivationenjoyer9830
    @motivationenjoyer9830 Місяць тому +7

    My favourite character is the one in brown shirt, he's just so relatable

  • @bruisersfoodequipment1848
    @bruisersfoodequipment1848 Місяць тому +5

    Damn Zach, how do you make EVEN the ads extremely entertaining? To the point that is you skip the ads you miss some of the best parts of the video. You are a true force to be reckoned with. Incontrovertibly.

  • @TheRealSerris
    @TheRealSerris Місяць тому +8

    Those punches were personal lmfao

  • @lorenzoditrolio6680
    @lorenzoditrolio6680 Місяць тому +7

    The Zach with his shirt in his mouth is a mood
    Also loved left just randomly conking center Zach

  • @Enrique-qr2er
    @Enrique-qr2er Місяць тому +7

    ADDED LORE TO THE KING FROM THE ADDITION VIDEO?!??!

  • @adityaujjwalmain5943
    @adityaujjwalmain5943 Місяць тому +33

    That third brown t-shirt guy is literally me sometimes. xD

  • @matveytsarichansky8953
    @matveytsarichansky8953 Місяць тому +125

    2:43 replace "cloud" with "human" and you just solved racism.

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl Місяць тому +19

      "man i hate when theyre dark"

    • @Nub_Fish
      @Nub_Fish 29 днів тому +6

      “Look mom, our planes going through the humans, do you think humans taste like cotton candy”

    • @matveytsarichansky8953
      @matveytsarichansky8953 29 днів тому +3

      @@Nub_Fish thats probably what kids said during 9/11

    • @pixelz3040
      @pixelz3040 29 днів тому +4

      Cause what, a human turns black, and now he's what, a pickle? Could you really go through your life like that? Imagine ordering a burger

    • @Nub_Fish
      @Nub_Fish 29 днів тому +3

      @@pixelz3040 Then he turned himself into a pickle? Funniest shit I’ve seen

  • @joaovb5824
    @joaovb5824 Місяць тому +3

    4:48 As a someone whose first language is not English, this is exactly how I felt while learning it

  • @Lobomaru02
    @Lobomaru02 Місяць тому +4

    Where's the next episode of The Adventures of Washington & Lincoln?

  • @Ren_Ca
    @Ren_Ca Місяць тому +4

    I felt those punches in my soul

  • @jamesrea8314
    @jamesrea8314 29 днів тому +2

    Not gonna fib look forward to your posts every week man you need more hype because you’re a genius in your own way and it’s awesome

    • @ZachStarHimself
      @ZachStarHimself  29 днів тому +2

      yo thanks so much man! really appreciate both the donation and the comment.

  • @shakespeare4bears
    @shakespeare4bears Місяць тому +3

    That whole think was a Babbel ad? You tricked me. All the time I was I was laughing, I was actually being sucked into voluntary commerce.

  • @andrewmckergow7814
    @andrewmckergow7814 28 днів тому +2

    Should have named it something to the tune of "When a time traveler tries to teach casement to speak)

  • @thetrueomniking
    @thetrueomniking 29 днів тому +2

    Oh my goodness bro the first guy just sucker punching the second guy just randomly is too funny

  • @kachelstacktus
    @kachelstacktus Місяць тому +1

    4:30 I've replayed this like 15 times now and it just doesn't stop being funny. It's so ubrupt and unnecessarily violent

  • @dootdoodle569
    @dootdoodle569 29 днів тому +1

    the effect of one Zach hitting another Zach was so seamlessly executed that i forgot it was separate takes of the same person for a moment

  • @KnightQQ
    @KnightQQ Місяць тому +1

    I'm in college, my major is Translation & Interpretation. This is how it feels to talk with anyone in the classroom.

  • @crandonborth
    @crandonborth 28 днів тому +2

    That Ad transition was smooth... 😂

  • @amvsoftomorrows8696
    @amvsoftomorrows8696 29 днів тому +1

    the random punches, i cant. i adore it.

  • @thisismycoolnickname
    @thisismycoolnickname Місяць тому +2

    Zach: A cloud gets darker and now it's a different thing? Imagine going through life like that
    Russian: hold my beer
    normal cloud = облако (oblako), dark rainy cloud = туча (tucha)

  • @christiancampbell466
    @christiancampbell466 29 днів тому +1

    The only channel where I watch every ad read in full.

  • @user-hq4sb5cz7k
    @user-hq4sb5cz7k Місяць тому +2

    Omg the lore 😮 I love when it ties into the previous skits

  • @tabletgenesis3439
    @tabletgenesis3439 29 днів тому +1

    Caveman 1 plays with his tongue while staring at his clothes and says "cloff". Stares at Caveman 2's clothes and says "cloff".
    Next hunt, Caveman 3 sees a tiger and says to Caveman 1 "luk cloff."

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 29 днів тому +1

    4:31 I lost it here 💀 right for the fuckin throat! Also I like how they came up with the word “fuck” before they labeled “trees” 😂😂😂 accurate

  • @gurustron
    @gurustron Місяць тому +2

    Amazing! Thank you!

  • @Masqueey
    @Masqueey 29 днів тому

    This was the sort of video I needed at this moment, thank you

  • @noahbogoskicards9206
    @noahbogoskicards9206 27 днів тому +2

    4:40 "When I stab you guys, I'm ..." "OJ Simpson" he ain't wrong 💀💀💀

  • @elinwallmander6317
    @elinwallmander6317 29 днів тому +1

    Before language there was perfectly coherent sentences that try to describe definitions

  • @KiwiMan960
    @KiwiMan960 29 днів тому

    I dig these "The Day _____ Was Invented/Discovered" vids. Can't wait to see more

  • @ryiv1848
    @ryiv1848 Місяць тому +7

    poor middle guy😭😭😭

    • @HolloWolf35
      @HolloWolf35 Місяць тому +1

      ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ExaltedWarrior
    @ExaltedWarrior Місяць тому +2

    Mad respect for editing yourself punching yourself.

  • @asdads3948
    @asdads3948 Місяць тому +1

    Holy s.. those new actors you hired are great!

  • @phelipbarrospeixoto6426
    @phelipbarrospeixoto6426 Місяць тому

    Amazing man! love your vids, great job! Thanks :)

  • @hexagon8899
    @hexagon8899 Місяць тому +2

    i love these videos

  • @year-of-the-bat
    @year-of-the-bat Місяць тому +2

    Im dying laughing over here. Amazing❤😂

  • @dhruvtripathi6603
    @dhruvtripathi6603 29 днів тому +1

    we already know there is gonna be a sequel

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 29 днів тому +1

    4:10 the same shirts from "When you don't have a rewards card"

  • @funkenjoyer
    @funkenjoyer Місяць тому +1

    "women will fuck anything that makes noises and hunts" im fucking ded lmao

  • @mr.christopher79
    @mr.christopher79 5 днів тому

    a cucumber does indeed get darker when its turned into a pickle lol

  • @nyiawilliams8894
    @nyiawilliams8894 Місяць тому +1

    i aint gonna cap this was expotionally fortically bannanaly funny

  • @0staronyelp
    @0staronyelp 29 днів тому +1

    The fact they were eating BANANAS LIKE THEY WERE STEAK
    im done

  • @usernamemctypey428
    @usernamemctypey428 29 днів тому

    This captures the experience of leading raids in MMOs so perfectly

  • @user-xl7gq5vs9f
    @user-xl7gq5vs9f 25 днів тому

    When came to this channel to get some fun, but learned 5 new words, thanks for a free english class man

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 23 дні тому

    Those punches were personal.

  • @MarrvelFan123
    @MarrvelFan123 Місяць тому +1

    Love the idea that word fuck was invented before the word tree

  • @RobloxianGaming625
    @RobloxianGaming625 19 днів тому

    This feels like trying to explain to a person that doesnt care about others emotions why they should

  • @joebeerlobe
    @joebeerlobe Місяць тому +1

    you know its a good day when you get a zach video the second you wake up

  • @masternathan4892
    @masternathan4892 29 днів тому +1

    4:00 best moment