When it's your first day as a hitman
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“What’s that sound?”
“Oh just the gates of hell opening up for two more people”
Had me fucking dying of laughter
Lol
🍿😀
Remember, everyone in the ZCU is heavily Christian 😂.
Not me, seemed like it was making gays the _butt_ of the joke.
But in all seriousness that seemed like a joke aimed at gay people, rather than for, or even just about, them.
@@FaynarsSaiqoMr Hitman: You’re under arrest for mass murder and homophobia! (You’re so going to hell!)
That guy went through the 8 stages of grief and 7 layers of hell twice
And committed all 7 deadly sins at least once
9 layers of hell you heathen
"the more the merrier"
Shrapnel In My Asshole is a badass band name
Yeah lol
If I ever start a band I might use that 😂
@@ryanc.510 you'll have to fight me for it, lol.
@@lordender_kitty_official Let's throw them hands then 👊🤛🤜
Bruh LMFAO DED X'D
*Shoots him*
- Are you mad?
Lemme get you a bandaid
Just that question alone woulda increased my blood pressure.
Then due to the gaping wound. Woulda killed me faster.
He is both, able and willing to be a hitman
maybe not so able but definitely willing
Ehhh able? More like willing
@@SteadyJack301 he had to get recommended for the job somehow
@@aniocitex1131 Have you heard of... blackmailing?
Not as able and willing as the poeple at those parties
i saw the bed again and knew EXACTLY what was coming
Very poor choice of words
Exactly what was ... coming. Indeed.
officer hernandez
Or.. who was coming
@@Unkindled13 Or maybe it was the best choice of words, but wrong spelling.
Ah, yes, my first day as a hitman. Such a relatable situation that everyone has experienced.
I know right
Sounds like something a hitman would say to try to cover up that they're a hitman!!
Yes
Yeah who hasn’t
I mean, my day was worse. 😂
"Turn off the body cams"
IM DONE XD
“Can you just send the avengers already?!?!?!?” Best line in this skit
Then the avengers join in...
@@zohairs.5038the Avengers:”You guys started WITHOUT US” (making out noise)
"Job security for psychiatrists" -- is exactly the kind of banger I come to this channel to hear
No that was the customer he sounded so disappointed 😂
"ohh sorry. I'm still learning :)"
,,Okay, let's try something else" :)
The Hitman speedrunners have to start somewhere.
The production quality 8/10, story line 9/10, absolute historical laughter 1000/10 😂 “wtf hell is going on”
laughter so historical the dinosaurs could hear it 🦕
Real
hysterical
@@ironfistgaming8945 n,o he was laughing so much it went down in history
Dude went to hell and back twice, the fact that he was still willing to complete the mission despite not being able to is inspiring given the situation
“What is that noise?”
“Job security for psychiatrists”
best line from one of these videos in a while!
Mrs. Hernandez has a lot to talk about over Brunch now
If this is what it takes to be a hitman, then I'd probably end up in the exact same scenarios here
Same, lmfao
"the more the merrier"
"Now would you PLEASE send the GODDAMN avengers over here?" that's when i died
A newbie hitman being a hardcore Christian was not on my bingo card for UA-cam skits this year. Well done!
he said catholic school
@@runninwildforevercatholicism is a sect of christianity
I'm beginning to think that this hatman company is all about murdering gay people.
@@runninwildforeverYeah, and?
@@runninwildforeverCatholics are Christian.
"Did you get your man?"
"No but somebody's got A man"
💀
BRROOO THOSE COPS SEEMED HAPPY AF
I wonder if Zach is willing and able to like this comment
You wouldn't know, it only shows when the comment is hearted.
Nah, he only hearted it.
@@-WMD-Edutainment seems better
I wonder if this bit will ever die.
@@mycastephens4987no the joke isn’t able and willing to die
JUST THE GATES OF HELL OPENING UP FOR TWO MORE PEOPLE 😭😭😭
Another sketch inspired by Zach’s real life events.
he is willing however, not able, to be a hitman
Zach is both able and willing to provide job security for his psychiatrist
The shrapnel could actually give him some very serious infections....
"It could, it could! It could break the skin. It could lodge under the skin and cause a very bad infection!" --- Clark Griswold
Yep, its Zach Star Himself
I love the character development of the hitman and how we slowly figure out his backstory
nah twice he gets in that situation is crazy, not even therapists can cure him
That was the customer 💀
Zack, That may be one of the top five best videos ever. I'm sharing that with so many people.
BETTER AND BETTER; AMAZING!!!!!!!
How is that 19hours ago
@maximumhoops123 the video couldve been priveted so omly certain people could see it
@@maximumhoops123 Don't worry, he's a time traveler.
@@TheReal2Skeletons that makes more sense
Hi, I pay him on Patreon, so I can see before other people that don’t pay.
This is the funniest one he has ever made lmao
Zach seems to be telling us something..
3:24 that scream caught me so off guard what the hell
His tone of voice 😂😂 "join the party"
,,But what if they ask me to kill... them?"
most fortunate zach star skit character
I like to imagine this is how Agent 47’s first day went.
As soon i saw him enter "the Magic room" again i knew what was about to happen
1:04 .. I expected crossover to that one video from way behind, with the assasin in the home.
All those people were willing and able to do it
The new John Wick remake looks nice
That was so fucked up yet so god damn funny at the same time! Knocked this one outta the park for sure!
bro the way that the hit man is just staring with that face (0:47) all the time kills me 💀
There was not 1 but 2 three ways in this video, somewhere this is someones wet dream or dry nightmare
Zach promise me you'll never stop doing skits, and even please do more! I have watched them all at least 3x, they're so good.
My favorite is F*ck boy confessionals, absolute genius, when is the sequal? 🙏
Ditto
My favorite is the lanuage and the leprechaun
As a hitman I can confirm all of this is so true its scary.
Agent 47's learning days
"I don't know all the laws, but i know what they told me in catholic school" This dude's on another level.
I KEEP REPLAYING THAT SCREAM WHEN HE KILLS THE OTHER GUY-
3:23
3:20 i was laughing for 3 minutes straight
same
I'm a hospital bed after two procedures in two days shouldn't be laughing and that scene nearly ended me 🤣🤣😂💀
@@murphygreen8484 Fr
Just job security for psychiatrists had to laughing my head off.
'room for a third?' actually destroyed me
as a proffesional hitman I can confirm everything is exactly like that on my first few tries
The more it progresses, the more ridiculous and funnier it gets. 😂😂
Well done Zach
This is by far one of the best skits from you I've seen in a while lmao
Anyone that says it's beautiful 😂😂😂😂 i was rolling
This might be the funniest Zach video I've seen. Like they're all hilarious, but this one might just take the cake
That hitman needs a huge raise for having to go through all that 2 times.
I can confirm this is still just as funny even after rewatching it like 50 times
I for one have to say, there couldn't have been much better of a video to honor the month of June.
Skit idea. God meets the Darwin award winners in the afterlife. Would love to see the Chad Bro God absolutely roasting some of them XD
not instructor Zach being totally humbled every training session😭-
Well, you've finally done it... Since you play all the characters you've gone and effed yourself. Which, presumably, you've been told to do a few time in your life.
I'd suggest he play The Hitman games but he'd probably f*** that up too. 😂
47 circles of hell
1:38 that 'Hello' got me rolling. It was so uncharacteristic for a hitman but Zach made it sound right. 😂😂. Keep them coming Zach.
I needed that comedy genius in my hangover recovery. Thank you Zach.
"the gates of hell opening up" LOL!!! "Would you believe my day is worse?" HAHAHAHA!!
One of your best skits yet
That room's cursed. Or blessed. Definitely magical.
This needs to become a TV show.
I was waiting for him to lick his fingers after he'd finished mixing the poison.
ball shot! 2:28
"What's happening over there?!!"
- "Job security for psychiatrists"
Epic
Poor traumatized hitman🤣
This guy is really willing and able to shoot anybody
DOUBLE TAPPPPP!!💀
The fact the bed was still moving when the third cop came in implies the first two DID NOT STOP even for a SECOND when they got caught
Love the subtle advertisement for Winmau Diamond dart boards.
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched this, freaking hilarious 😂
"Ive never been with another man" 😏😏
"Me neither" 💀💀
"Room for a third" ☠️☠️
It’s the higher tone of voice from the horror that makes those scenes all the more hilarious 😭
Dude went through everything in that moment
"Oh my God. I'm so sorry. Are you mad?" LOL
"I know what they taught me in Catholic school so could you just send Seal Team Six already?" As someone who went to Catholic school, this is hilarious. Keep up the good work.
Truly willing and abe to make the best content
The callback to stirring the poison drink with your finger on the first day of being a hitman is glorious
"What's that noise?"
"Just job security for a psychiatrist."🤣
🤣
Love your content keep up the great work
"Guys, turn off the body cams. Light em up. Brrrr", I died laughing 😭😭
"Hell of a first day!"
3:18 I will never stop laughing
"anyone who says it's beautiful is out of their goddamned mind.."
Stellar everything.
Zach reminds me of Adam from Hazbin Hotel
Average day in america.
lol love his gasp every time 😂
Came in unabled and welling to be a hitman
Came out disabled and unwelling to be a hitman