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  • @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578
    @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578 Місяць тому +1931

    The idea of water being a dangerous chemical becomes even more terrifying when you consider that humans sweat the stuff

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king Місяць тому +142

      Our spit would probably instantly kill them like acid though metal

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Місяць тому +78

      Literally, all life in the universe requires water. This is the most ridiculous concept in all of Sci-fi, in my opinion.

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king Місяць тому +131

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory based on our understanding of biology yes but we only have a sample size of one earth we don’t know how life on other planets could develop they could use other solvents instead of water

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Місяць тому +41

      @Lumberjack_king well, everywhere we've seen without water is barren. Places we've seen that used to have water used to have life too. The sample size isn't as small as you'd think it is, we've seen a LOT of the galaxy, just haven't been there.

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king Місяць тому +53

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory life can survive long periods without water take tardigrades. But yes so far water seems to be vital to all life but it may not me universal more exotic types of life could exist

  • @jamesoldham9995
    @jamesoldham9995 Місяць тому +1750

    "At least this one doesn't drip highly corrosive acid everywhere"
    Meanwhile the human: *literally sweating water*

    • @Heyght
      @Heyght Місяць тому +57

      He didn't know at the time... He was close to death many times 💀

    • @justinokraski3796
      @justinokraski3796 Місяць тому +18

      Hydrogen fluoride is an extremely potent acid

    • @eljoaco7172
      @eljoaco7172 Місяць тому +22

      Well he said highly corrosive, water’s not corrosive, just poisonous

    • @unityagar7385
      @unityagar7385 Місяць тому +13

      ​@@eljoaco7172
      Water is an extemely weak solvant to us humans, but it is in fact acidic. There's a reason we do PH testing, and why below 7 on that scale is acidic, and above is alkaline.

    • @justinokraski3796
      @justinokraski3796 Місяць тому +2

      @@unityagar7385 pure water has an equal number of H+ and OH- ions. It is perfectly neutral. Neither alkaline nor acidic

  • @khaoskowl1640
    @khaoskowl1640 4 місяці тому +1581

    All the movies always portray humans at the bottom of the galactic food chain...But what if we weren't?

  • @younscrafter7372
    @younscrafter7372 Місяць тому +805

    At first I was skeptical about water being poisonous, but then I thought "if carbon to us is like silicon to them, why wouldn't water to them be like hydrogen sulfide to us

    • @blazecrep7849
      @blazecrep7849 Місяць тому +104

      The thing is that silocone based life froms would require higher temperatures than earth to exist

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 Місяць тому +112

      ​@@blazecrep7849 So, we'd be their version of tiny penguins that can only exist in frigid temperatures?

    • @blazecrep7849
      @blazecrep7849 Місяць тому +72

      @savvivixen8490 Yup, we would be living in frozen areas lik if it were normal

    • @younscrafter7372
      @younscrafter7372 Місяць тому +70

      @@blazecrep7849 a primary component that decides our ideal temperature is the liquid range of water, our solvent. If their solvent is one that has a lower melting and boiling point, such as hydrogen sulfide, they would need lower temperatures. As for the silicon, we have no idea how they would metabolize it

    • @blazecrep7849
      @blazecrep7849 Місяць тому +35

      @younscrafter7372 You are right
      My comment is based on a estimation i saw a few years a go, so i have no proper way to defend my answer

  • @YouSaw_Nothing
    @YouSaw_Nothing Місяць тому +982

    Wait until they find out about our highly complex immune system

    • @Animeri965
      @Animeri965 Місяць тому +14

      Ye

    • @ethanbachelder7851
      @ethanbachelder7851 Місяць тому +142

      That often attacks itself (auto-immune diseases) or goes into overdrive (allergies).

    • @BrasenFossen
      @BrasenFossen Місяць тому

      ​@@ethanbachelder7851 price some of us pay to have an overpowered immune system.

    • @3EP0
      @3EP0 Місяць тому

      @@ethanbachelder7851 and we have multiple for few parts of our bodies and the body can self destroy itself, BUT WAIT THERE IS SOMETHING MORE TERRIFYING, we eat other animals cows, snails etc. which is already terrifying and if we don't properly cook it, we will get eaten from inside by parasitic worms that eat muscles and brains. BTW brains are mostly fat and water.

    • @Redbird_
      @Redbird_ Місяць тому +81

      ​@@ethanbachelder7851yeah and it sometimes does the fever and literally tries to kill the infecrion with heat (it also fastens the immunity cells)

  • @LannyX2
    @LannyX2 3 місяці тому +1595

    I love alternate reality stories. Human. Fueld by the most poisonous substances in the Universe. Imagine if that human had a Meth habit....

    • @PolishRepublicYT
      @PolishRepublicYT Місяць тому +40

      have you heard of german meth?

    • @WinterAsked
      @WinterAsked Місяць тому

      "what the fuck? these hairless apes can sniff the thing that has a 100% fatality rate?!?!"

    • @Czekytcze
      @Czekytcze Місяць тому +22

      Oh no​@@PolishRepublicYT

    • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
      @Eternus_transmogrifus49 Місяць тому +19

      It’s not a tale the Americans would tell.

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 Місяць тому

      This human is addicted to a chemical substance we all use everyday

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 Місяць тому +310

    Well, considering the aliens were sweating HF and H3N, the poisonousness was mutual.

    • @elchjol2777
      @elchjol2777 Місяць тому +29

      Sounds like a dangerous crew set up,just an accident waiting to happen.

    • @Wishkeirs
      @Wishkeirs 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@elchjol2777 It couldn't wait that long though, looks like many accidents did indeed occur

  • @thebigvega4415
    @thebigvega4415 Місяць тому +450

    Poor human, was left probably feeling extremely guilty by those guys deaths even tho he didn't do anything

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 Місяць тому

      Not again. Those idiots need to relies that even if they don’t die just from entering my biosphere they would from my ancient American ancestry causing me to fire when my land is invaded.

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet Місяць тому +77

      My Man Was Literally Just Sleeping And They Invaded Their Living Quarters.

    • @thebigvega4415
      @thebigvega4415 Місяць тому +38

      @@2012petvet i would be feeling like a monster lol "It's not my fault to be what i am" and stuff 😂

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet Місяць тому +3

      @@thebigvega4415 Yep.

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 Місяць тому +31

      That's Only If The Human Noticed. I'm Not Entirely Sure Human Fully Understood what Happened

  • @whatnot1235
    @whatnot1235 Місяць тому +448

    *points water gun*

    • @Enirom
      @Enirom Місяць тому +37

      "What did you say about my mother?"
      *takes out a water gun*

    • @rapidrush6033
      @rapidrush6033 Місяць тому +40

      These guys would piss themselves when they see children in the summer playing with water guns.

    • @heeheehaw393
      @heeheehaw393 Місяць тому +30

      @@rapidrush6033
      alien: hey greg.. whats that?
      greg: oh yeah thats just some kids playing with water guns
      alien: water gu- WATER GUNS!?!?!?

    • @consueno753
      @consueno753 Місяць тому +24

      ​@heeheehaw393 wait till someone tells them water falls from the sky, and people go out into the rain willingly

    • @heeheehaw393
      @heeheehaw393 Місяць тому +13

      @@consueno753 oh they would piss themselves

  • @Icy-Freezer160
    @Icy-Freezer160 Місяць тому +267

    "Throughout the galaxy and the observable universe, I alone, am the carbon-based one."
    -Humanity

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Місяць тому +6

      Literally all life on our planet is carbon based. We've seen evidence that the life that was once on Mars was carbon based too. This just doesn't make sence to me.

    • @Icy-Freezer160
      @Icy-Freezer160 Місяць тому +24

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory bro.. it's a joke

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Місяць тому +1

      @@Icy-Freezer160 it's the entire prompt.

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine Місяць тому +6

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory What life that was once on Mars? We haven't found fossils on Mars as far as I know.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Місяць тому +2

      @MySerpentine we found evidence of bacterial life. It's not like we can dig far enough to find where any actual fossils would be.

  • @cube6794
    @cube6794 Місяць тому +221

    Would it be pedantic to point out that, given all the aliens’ implied low body temperature and lack of oxygen use, they would all probably have a reeeeeeeeeeally slow metabolism? That human must be incredibly patient to be playing board games with living glaciers.

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 Місяць тому +69

      They may have an entirely different approach to metabolism than us making them the similar speeds. May even make it more dangerous to be around us.

    • @dyingofdioxide
      @dyingofdioxide Місяць тому

      I think they use a different gas considering they apparently sweat ammonia

    • @annimemeiro
      @annimemeiro Місяць тому +21

      Perhaps their biology is based off different elements than earth counterparts?

  • @readanatic
    @readanatic Місяць тому +133

    God I love “Humans are space orcs” settings so much

  • @dortlord8664
    @dortlord8664 Місяць тому +251

    when their ´´bioweapon,, smells and tastes like cheeto dust

  • @maranidonny1823
    @maranidonny1823 2 місяці тому +279

    Also human saliva is 99% water and 1% salt and proteins

    • @darkkillerx29
      @darkkillerx29 Місяць тому

      So we are just made of poisons and biological/chemical weapons

    • @fiery_gamerz
      @fiery_gamerz Місяць тому +46

      Human: Spits on alien
      Alien: fucking dies

    • @Emperor_Hirohito_
      @Emperor_Hirohito_ Місяць тому +24

      It’s also highly infectious, like a shitty venomous bite

    • @Spambro1ratedsalesman199-kf4po
      @Spambro1ratedsalesman199-kf4po Місяць тому

      ​@@Emperor_Hirohito_ extra points if you have bad hygiene

    • @theyoftheravens
      @theyoftheravens 27 днів тому +3

      I can only imagine the absolute horror by the aliens if a human's mouth was swabbed for all the bacteria we hold. And then our guts, too. Several parts of our bodies have their own flora systems.

  • @COOLERthenU
    @COOLERthenU Місяць тому +229

    Water being posinus and earth heat being Face melting would mean that these aliens are weak as shit

    • @Hiraishin247
      @Hiraishin247 Місяць тому +74

      Water is considered the ultimate solvent, it slowly eats through everything.

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 Місяць тому +50

      Not Really. It just Means a Difference In Physiology

    • @goobsguych.3632
      @goobsguych.3632 Місяць тому +40

      Or maybe they come from an extremely cold planet with no water

    • @asrieldreemurr6209
      @asrieldreemurr6209 Місяць тому +30

      I mean... the coldness of space and the temperature of earth are as different as the temperature of earth and the temperature of the centre of the sun.

    • @COOLERthenU
      @COOLERthenU Місяць тому +17

      @@asrieldreemurr6209 true but life can grow in a vacuum so like
      Mabye these aliens are just from a plant that's 1 kevlin degrees

  • @lordaragon901
    @lordaragon901 Місяць тому +66

    It’s…surprisingly hilarious imagining a person and an alien interacting where one is terrified of the other for the same reasons:
    Human: “you EAT uranium and have laser eyes?”
    Alien: “coming from the one who DRINKS water and has multiple kidneys?”

  • @That-One-Friend01
    @That-One-Friend01 2 місяці тому +450

    Finally, I can quote Smaug "I am fire, I, am, death"

    • @753studios6
      @753studios6 Місяць тому +12

      I was just thinking this
      And considering human are *EXCEPTIONALLY WELL* at blowing up stuff

    • @ActuallyDeath
      @ActuallyDeath Місяць тому +4

      *...Huh? You called?*

    • @justabluhair
      @justabluhair Місяць тому +1

      I literally just finished reading the Hobbit today. Thank you for the awesome reference.

  • @BrasenFossen
    @BrasenFossen Місяць тому +428

    Amazing, it's nice to hear a alien story where the human is kind and respectful, yet somehow the most dangerous creature aboard the ship.

  • @D.LtheSlime
    @D.LtheSlime Місяць тому +162

    Image the human eating spicy food and all the aliens' reactions.

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 Місяць тому +12

      That's what capsaicin is, it's spicy food. A class 3 weapon in the video

    • @popeshop5863
      @popeshop5863 26 днів тому +1

      Anyone up for the one chip challenge 😂

  • @randomkidomtheinternet
    @randomkidomtheinternet Місяць тому +261

    Wait till he hears about puking

    • @austinteal3645
      @austinteal3645 Місяць тому +12

      💀

    • @canthole8050
      @canthole8050 Місяць тому +10

      When I got sick I swear it's like fire coming out the mouth but less cool

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet Місяць тому +10

      Or Acid Reflux.

    • @infamouspotato2028
      @infamouspotato2028 Місяць тому

      "and worst of all...upset stomach causes them to... regurgitate mixture of various substances they eat...most highly poisonous coming out of their mouths to form the most deadly and horrifying biochemical weapon... might as well be what humans call...primordial soup.."

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 Місяць тому +12

      I read a story where a human killed shark aliens with an Airsoft gun (they were filled with methane, I think, so getting hit by BBs blew them up), at one point they threw up, and when the POV changed to the enemy leader, they went "I'm pretty sure they just blew up my crew and then spat acidic venom on their corpse to make sure they were dead"

  • @deimudda2130
    @deimudda2130 Місяць тому +57

    Funny how the alien did not recognize that they are as equally deadly to us we are to them.
    Also, the comment section did not too 😂😂😂

    • @Istealtoast
      @Istealtoast Місяць тому

      how?

    • @charlottewolery558
      @charlottewolery558 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@Istealtoast one guys sweat is hydrogen fluoride. I think that stuff's poisonous but in any oxygen environment it will light on fire like few others.

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup Місяць тому +53

    2:32 "Our doctors keep telling us we need to drink half our body weight in ounces a day, but I have a hard time drinking that much of anything!"

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr 2 місяці тому +267

    using a clas 3 chemical weapon as a flavour enhancer, sounds bout right for a cat 12 death world xD

    • @Dragon_Fire_2468
      @Dragon_Fire_2468 Місяць тому +17

      Earth has more than 12 cats 😤

    • @old_timey_prospector
      @old_timey_prospector Місяць тому +10

      ​@@Dragon_Fire_2468
      The High Meowncil is a 12-chair congress, though.

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 Місяць тому +36

    We litteraly need iodine to function.
    A heavy halogen.

  • @the-letter_s
    @the-letter_s Місяць тому +42

    in the far future, people talk like commercials. "ah, lovely, that water really slaked my thirst." that's not a human, you can't tell me he wasn't an android sent by a bottled-water company.

    • @impishrebel5969
      @impishrebel5969 Місяць тому +2

      My grandparents actually used "slaked my thirst" pretty frequently. Language and turns of phrases has periods of being in vogue. You ought to read more vintage sci-fi.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Місяць тому +2

      @@impishrebel5969 i mean, i've read _some_ vintage sci-fi, though admittedly not a ton. and i know language changes over time, i've just genuinely never heard of a person actually saying that before.

  • @IsaacFoster..
    @IsaacFoster.. Місяць тому +18

    A story where the human actually goes "nah, I'd win"

  • @aidreinhorn1534
    @aidreinhorn1534 2 місяці тому +117

    damn sodium based life forms.

  • @sslinger704
    @sslinger704 2 місяці тому +78

    Do you know how fucking hard it was for me to find this video. Was wild, I was searching “hfy biology” “hfy humans drink water”, shit still didn’t come up. I found this video by looking for memes.

    • @H.taluling_gamez
      @H.taluling_gamez Місяць тому +4

      BRUH

    • @MegaAlucard777
      @MegaAlucard777 Місяць тому +3

      Make sure you save it

    • @mariagil2170
      @mariagil2170 Місяць тому +2

      please don't curse it's so bad for you! God bless you Jesus loves you ❤

    • @flamefox0926
      @flamefox0926 Місяць тому +2

      @@mariagil2170 no

    • @legitimatefbr9714
      @legitimatefbr9714 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@mariagil2170I don't like swearing but do you know what the subgenre of science fiction where humans are really cool is called? It's called "HFY", which stands for "Humanity, **** Yeah!"
      This very genre is a swear word.

  • @Darth_Memus
    @Darth_Memus Місяць тому +15

    We should make a movie based off the original alien film but instead of having the crew be full of humans, have it be extraterrestrial lifeforms and the threat be a human instead of a xenomorph

  • @goldeneyekiller101
    @goldeneyekiller101 Місяць тому +27

    All of this is honestly believable except the water part. Knowing a shit ton about chemistry and waters chemicals shape and how it works ruins immersion for me lol

    • @vinculaomega5283
      @vinculaomega5283 Місяць тому +9

      Agreed. This story was a bit too out there to be enjoyable

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Місяць тому +3

      The idea of organisms which die in water isn't crazy in itself, but the idea that it's the vast majority condition in the universe is crazy assuming this takes place in OUR universe. Water is common and it's very effective for forming and sustaining life. So you'd expect at LEAST 50% of organisms to at the very least tolerate it, if not need it just like us.

  • @peacedos1
    @peacedos1 Місяць тому +7

    Wait until they find out how we figured out the water percentage in our body

  • @microscopicallysmall
    @microscopicallysmall Місяць тому +8

    The fact that they speak English implies the fact that an ancient civilization formed the first England, spoke the same English as we do now, and colonized the observable universe.

    • @BeansAndWeens
      @BeansAndWeens Місяць тому +2

      what do you mean the first one?
      It's ALL England, Always has been.

  • @Lumberjack_king
    @Lumberjack_king Місяць тому +37

    I love this genre but they often ignore that we do have weaknesses

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Місяць тому +3

      Such as the fact the aliens themselves would also be toxic to us lol

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 6 днів тому +2

      I enjoy this genre but not when the aliens are all "oh gosh a puppy dog? your world has predators on it? DEATHWORLD LEVEL A MILLION, MAXIMUM QUARANTINE IN EFFECT!!! OH FUCK THE HUMANS LOOKED AT US, WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!"

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 6 днів тому

      @@jesselindsey9760 I mean yeah. Hfy is a ego boost but it shouldn’t go that far

  • @paulish4951
    @paulish4951 Рік тому +50

    Great story and even better narration by you.

    • @Crunchy166
      @Crunchy166 Місяць тому +5

      It was narrated by AI m8

  • @johng2755
    @johng2755 Рік тому +59

    Damn I really enjoyed this.

    • @jacobblankenship5655
      @jacobblankenship5655 Рік тому +10

      Funny thinking how the human was toxic to them but they’d kill us in minutes if we were inhaling their atmosphere lol

    • @RandomMushroom-xm5kj
      @RandomMushroom-xm5kj Місяць тому +3

      @@jacobblankenship5655yeah if life exists in other parts of the universe it’s gotta have a different chemical base

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 23 дні тому +3

    “Wait, your body is made up of HOW MUCH WATER?!”
    -The aliens,probably

  • @KenanLaudat-tp3bp
    @KenanLaudat-tp3bp Місяць тому +6

    This is an interesting thought. Organisms in different worlds would have to evolve completely different to us. Creatures could breath gases harmful to us or have titanium bones even. I doubt water would be harmful to alien species but it will always be a possibility.

  • @warsawcattus
    @warsawcattus Місяць тому +1

    Watch those aliens shiver in their timbers when they find out that almost every single creature on earth also drinks water

  • @smirkastart5029
    @smirkastart5029 24 дні тому +1

    "natural production of combat drugs" that's actually wild one. We could get full veins of adrenaline because of literally just thinking about some unexisting danger.

  • @jacobblankenship5655
    @jacobblankenship5655 Рік тому +20

    Reminds me of Signs 🤣

  • @theemptyhighest
    @theemptyhighest 29 днів тому +2

    This reminds me of a book I read once, can’t remember the name, but humans were used essentially as superweapons because of how brutal and cunning we naturally are. All the other space faring races were pretty mellow and didn’t like fighting, so whenever a human got involved it was like releasing a hungry tiger in a kindergarten.

  • @FNWendigo
    @FNWendigo Місяць тому

    So that’s why we sweat water when we get nervous. It’s a defense mechanism 😂

  • @Gr3nadgr3gory
    @Gr3nadgr3gory Місяць тому +57

    I'd like to point out that under our current understanding of biology, it is not possible for any species to live without requiring water. Even if i could suspend my disbelief of that, the fact that the entirety of the galaxy would be life forms that have never been seen before, who's organic matter cant handle one of the most common compunds in the universe? Not to mention the fact that water couldnt possibly be the most dangerous poison to all life considering the vast quantitly of dangerous substances i know about.

    • @GamerSoda-wk1ji
      @GamerSoda-wk1ji Місяць тому +23

      Dude, the life forms here are silicon based, instead of carbon based like humans. It says at the end of this that the human tried to get on a bus or something full of silicates.

    • @amongusmappingAUM
      @amongusmappingAUM Місяць тому +14

      And I’D like to point out that this is science fiction, not science reality.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Місяць тому +6

      @@amongusmappingAUM science reality is often downstream from science fiction. That's why I prefer realistic science fiction.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Місяць тому +1

      @GamerSoda-wk1ji everything we know about the possibility of silica based lifeforms is that the compounds silicates create aren't complex or stable enough to generate sentient life.

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet Місяць тому

      It Can't Be 'Realistic' Or 'Unrealistic' If We Literally Don't Know What's Going On In The Rest Of The Universe. We Are Apes On A Floating Rock Who Haven't Ventured Further Than The Moon, All We Have Are Theories On How Things Are Supposed To Work And None Of Them Can Be 100% Proven Or Denied.

  • @roberttarr907
    @roberttarr907 Рік тому +28

    Is this part of a longer story?

  • @M1lza
    @M1lza Місяць тому +1

    I love how most chemical components are dangerous in reality but are chemical weapons in sci fi settings. I mean most of the spices we use are poisonus for a lot of species but bot enough for us.like chocolate for dogs etc.

  • @GoatMan-dl5ds
    @GoatMan-dl5ds Місяць тому +2

    I love the Humans are space orks stories.

  • @raccoonchild
    @raccoonchild 28 днів тому +1

    "when I close all my eyes" got me

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 Місяць тому +2

    To be fair alcohol is also highly toxic to us but we drink it anyway

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 Місяць тому +3

    2:30 chemically correct

  • @thefirstbigsmokepopcat744
    @thefirstbigsmokepopcat744 Місяць тому +4

    What can I say ? WE are the ones born to inherit the stars

  • @maricelbaron8977
    @maricelbaron8977 Місяць тому +2

    wait if your saying water is the most poisonous thing in the universe does that mean "water guns" are probably a type 10 chemical weapon???

    • @ikergonzalez4222
      @ikergonzalez4222 24 дні тому

      Imagine an alien shooting a human with a water gun, and the human shrugs It off confusing the alien.
      And the human thinking he's playing shoots back to have the Guy melt

  • @ThatDude01028
    @ThatDude01028 Місяць тому

    Unrealistic part is that it wants to constantly work and doesn’t complain. Can’t go 5 minutes without hearing someone complain.

  • @novasiri7809
    @novasiri7809 11 днів тому

    'They eat chemical weapons!'
    Me pouring hot sauce on everything I consume. '..Weaklings!!'

  • @SofosProject
    @SofosProject Місяць тому +1

    Glad the human was in a protective suit. Being around aliens that sweat ammonia and hydrogen fluoride wouldn't be pleasant otherwise. XD

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos Місяць тому +2

    This also means no aliens could eat the human, we'd be like xenomorphs to everyone. Acidic killing machines

  • @slimjim4361
    @slimjim4361 28 днів тому +1

    Oh boy, hope they dont find out about spit, piss, and sweat. Or maybe even condensation and water vapor.
    Spitting on someones face could be considered more than a disrespect...

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 Місяць тому

    "When I close all my eyes" Nice detail

  • @monsterkingadversity6662
    @monsterkingadversity6662 Місяць тому +1

    This is honestly a pretty cool concept! 🤣 Though humans being “polite and dutiful, never conplaining” is a BIG stretch of the imagination lmao

  • @Sullycat
    @Sullycat Місяць тому +2

    I need this as a movie

  • @ywangato3449
    @ywangato3449 Місяць тому

    Wait until the human coughs on one of them and they just melt on the spot 💀

  • @clevercart79
    @clevercart79 Місяць тому +1

    Its cool but water is an essential aspect of life and without it life would not exist

  • @davidryke113
    @davidryke113 20 днів тому

    If the guy has a cold, its all over with the first sneeze.

  • @JaneDoe-xi1sn
    @JaneDoe-xi1sn Рік тому +12

    i like this

  • @cube9244
    @cube9244 18 днів тому

    We are also the same species that would look at a plant that evolved to become spicy as a defense mechanism and go “ you know, that is tasty! Let’s selectively breed you to create a plant that is so spicy that we end up calling you “ghost pepper” because that is what you will end up as after eating one!”

  • @friball8728
    @friball8728 24 дні тому +1

    And not a Osha violation in sight

  • @Kawalajin
    @Kawalajin Місяць тому +1

    Charming story, gave me a good chuckle.

  • @dogpound8662
    @dogpound8662 5 місяців тому +96

    If your reaction to water is cowering in fear, you don't deserve to be taken seriously.

    • @mwashere1
      @mwashere1 3 місяці тому +46

      rabies:

    • @justfrybread
      @justfrybread 2 місяці тому +23

      remember that when you have rabies

    • @_AlanXD
      @_AlanXD 2 місяці тому +21

      Rabies is... One hell of a disease my friend, especially when you started showing fear of water

    • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
      @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 2 місяці тому +15

      Water eats through metals.

    • @RandomMushroom-xm5kj
      @RandomMushroom-xm5kj Місяць тому +16

      Water is actually really rare in the universe my dude

  • @Derk_Mage
    @Derk_Mage Місяць тому +1

    Id think it would have been more common knowledge, being a very unusual being after all.

  • @ursosexmachina
    @ursosexmachina Місяць тому +7

    Keep in mind our blood contains like 70% water. Which means, our blood is also acidic/poisonous too.

  • @0renan829
    @0renan829 Місяць тому

    wait till they find out about sneezing

  • @randomdude4360
    @randomdude4360 Місяць тому

    I like the idea of how water is represented as technically water is the strongest dissolver. That's exactly why everything was forced to evolve a defense as to not get dissolved by water. Since you can basically dissolve quite littarly anything in water except for hydrophobic stuff I guess. That's how they make solutions (the chemical kind)

  • @flyboymb
    @flyboymb 28 днів тому

    Reminds me of how the aliens from Signs were rebuffed. They could travel to distant worlds, but didn't realize they were landing on a planet that had huge amounts of a chemical that was deadly poison to them.
    They then proceed to attack said planet totally naked. What happened to those who were caught in a rainstorm? Fog? What happened when they met the one guy standing in the middle of his pool with a super soaker? Did they find out that the humans they abducted were primarily made up of this deadly chemical? Imagine if one of those prisoners spit in an alien's face as an act of defiance?

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 Місяць тому +1

    Oh btw this is, indeed possible.
    Its all about charges and electrons.
    Also oxygen was once poisonous. Poisons are really just intrusive waste.

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 Місяць тому

      (From the perspective of a modern amoeba) wait is it called that because it makes ammonia?

  • @racimlongou5178
    @racimlongou5178 Місяць тому

    Man this is the ultimate FTL fan story

  • @saguhr3937
    @saguhr3937 28 днів тому

    in fact, water being toxic can actually be pretty true for lifeforms consisting of silicate or other substances, because water dissolves most chemicals known to man and oxidizes stuff pretty quickly, to top it off, he greatest mass extinction in history is the "great oxidization" of earth's atmosphere, because oxigen was extremely toxic to celular lifeforms in the past, as it, obvioulsy, can corrode things through oxidization, from metal to organic material, even rocks. So basically, it would make sense if those were some of the most dangerous stuff for most lifeforms in the universe.

  • @ExistingSmiles
    @ExistingSmiles Місяць тому

    wait until they hear about adrenalin and pool parties

    • @BeansAndWeens
      @BeansAndWeens Місяць тому

      wait until they get a hold of Fentanyl and meth.

  • @humanbeing9926
    @humanbeing9926 29 днів тому

    Just wait till they hear about *The Indomitable Human Spirit*

  • @juanemiliopacull2528
    @juanemiliopacull2528 Місяць тому +1

    Well, this explains the Fermi paradox

  • @g-sm0ke
    @g-sm0ke 22 дні тому

    Wait till they figure out about what is in our stomach

  • @HawkGaming3721
    @HawkGaming3721 Місяць тому

    ah its a Canadian astronaut

  • @engineer0239
    @engineer0239 Місяць тому +1

    Well with the laws of nature in our universe water is essential to life, not poisonous, but its a nice story.

  • @Makkiebobo730
    @Makkiebobo730 25 днів тому +2

    😂

  • @thunderfox53
    @thunderfox53 10 днів тому

    This concept is so very cool to think about

  • @HYDROCARBON_XD
    @HYDROCARBON_XD Місяць тому

    The thing is that in our universe carbon life would be more common than silicon,hydrogen-silicon bonds are more unstable than carbon-hydrogen bonds,also carbon and water is much more common than silicon

  • @Eldritch-thing
    @Eldritch-thing Місяць тому

    I WAS NOT EXPECTING JEANEY COLLECTS-

  • @joyous18
    @joyous18 Місяць тому

    2:35 its funny because 1 single drop of Hydrogen Fluoride is one of the most dangerous liquids to humans

  • @user-co4nj9xf1n
    @user-co4nj9xf1n Місяць тому +1

    "Maybe they're hermaphrodites" how the fuck

  • @ThatRandomDude204
    @ThatRandomDude204 Місяць тому

    Lel spicy food is a chemical weapon

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 Місяць тому

    "If we are meant to inherit the stars, THEN WE ARE MEANT TO CONQUER HELL ITSELF, SO LET'S START SHARPENING SOME STICKS!!!"
    And two years later, hell was conquered and with that, the ancient city of Immora was created, populated by humans and led by a guy named John, who changed his named to Davoth.

  • @peytonck5609
    @peytonck5609 23 дні тому

    "The humans... are interesting. Their intelligence is abysmal, but they seem to have a relation to spiritual forces that we thought [were] debunked. They have-" *grabs notes* "-'dreams?' Sometimes these are random nonsense, sometimes tell them who they really are, and sometimes they can control these dreams and even practice skills in their rest..."

  • @Z.A.M.1359
    @Z.A.M.1359 29 днів тому

    Wicked Witch if the West was an alien. 👽

  • @rat_king-
    @rat_king- Місяць тому +1

    How did you make the Ai sound like Sean Bean?

  • @hellnah5198
    @hellnah5198 Місяць тому

    The Death Breather

  • @Qualicabyss
    @Qualicabyss Місяць тому

    Definintly better than the oxygen one but still lacking.
    Water is an extremely common element, even if you dont consist of it most species should have no difficulty surviving contact with it. it definitely isn't the most toxic compound in the universe, its not particularly reactive. At most, it would be able to dissolve them as it is a very good solvent

  • @lourdespachla6516
    @lourdespachla6516 Місяць тому +3

    Anyone Want Some (Free) Battery acid?

  • @ElskaTheAnimator
    @ElskaTheAnimator Місяць тому

    Wait but what are THEY made of then? Uranium? A super safe element?

  • @heirofheart766
    @heirofheart766 Місяць тому +1

    how germans look for americans xD

  • @Thefreakyfreek
    @Thefreakyfreek Місяць тому

    Sweating hydrogen floride

  • @doodlesyoru2108
    @doodlesyoru2108 26 днів тому

    » Carbon-based life form
    » Fleshy body naturally resistant to chemicals that would work in silicate lifeforms
    » Water required for survival instead of being a poison; fleshy body naturally contains water
    » Incredibly intelligent in most areas of the spectrum
    » Individual characteristics vary intensely, including personality and tendency to violence, making most human beings unpredictable until known individually
    » Extreme natural prowess in most, if not all areas related to language
    » Absolutely unrelenting in combat due to naturally having an indomitable spirit, though depends heavily on the individual
    » Extreme adaptability to any environment with the right pressure, oxygen saturation, heat, moisture, and other factors
    » Extreme potential weapons and armour prowess, also extreme potential unarmed combat prowess
    Yet we are still incredibly fragile despite being so fearsome.

  • @Oliver_11_the_little_western
    @Oliver_11_the_little_western 16 днів тому

    I like the light scottish accent