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- One bachelor's (Russell Crowe) argument for why Lisa (Cecily Strong) should pick him is decidedly more sexual than the other bachelors' (Beck Bennett, Pete Davidson). [Season 41, 2016]
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Someone in the crowd was having the time of their LIVES
It was the same laugh track from akinyele - put it in your mouth
ikr
Yeah, they were
Sounds like a chicken
Yep
Damn.. Russell Crowe didn't break even for a second..
And kept the accent. So good!
That's the type of professionalism that you'd expect from an Oscar winner.
ACTING
How did I not notice that was him?...
It took me at least 4 and a half minutes to realize it might be Russel Crowe and checked the description. Phenomenal job by him, I will always contend that great actors make the best SNL hosts
i'm just having a marathon of snl game shows
@@anib18 underrated 😆
At 1 am..
Same
Vewn
у меня был секс в космосе yea
2:18 Kenan lost his entire mouth trying not to laugh.
Sarah Cane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Looks like something out of Looney Tunes cartoon. I watched it about 10 times.
😂😂😂
LMAOOO this was the exact second i had paused on and i wanted to see if someone had already said something about it or if i needed to haha
@@Lark1610 Looks like one of those photoshopped meme photos
"Bachelors, what would you say is your biggest fear?"
"Getting throat cancer from cunnilingus."
Pete Davidson is dying over there. 😅
Katie B. That’s what got me too
Poor Michael Douglas.
@@allieshepherd4379 I lost it too,that was very funny
I use saran wrap....
Katie B. That was too funny
Russell was brilliant. A subtle but focused campaign......
One of the best performances from a guest star on SNL.
Saw this as I read it lol
I thought this guy looked like Russell Crowe. Was it actually him?
@@RealityCheck6T9 No, it was a professor from Germany that looks like him
Never disappoints
4:43 you can literally see Pete’s shoulders SHAKING with laughter and I think it’s so adorable
Why did li lie cut him
Nobody gives a fuck!
Ronald Roach forgive me, oh gracious one! I wasn’t aware I was making a boring, redundant comment! Next time I’ll be sure to consult you and your 8 subscribers!
@@scoobydoobydoo8069 thank you ❤
wow his shoulder is moving its sooooooooo adorable!!!! get a life lol
"she's 23, and she's a lot of fun"
"oh, i'm actually 33"
"and you're not that fun either"
SDGDHSJKDHD
Why isn’t there any reply?
@@a2z726 I mean is there anything to add?
How did Russell Crowe keep a straight face? He is hilarious. Bring him back again.
I second the motion on that!
That's the sign of a great actor.
Yeah, definitely. And it's not like Russell hasn't been one of my favorite actors for decades. I think he's just amazing, and he's been in some absolutely killer movies. But we've sort of missed out, I think, by not having the chance to see him do more comedy.
Paid actors..
@@captainpotato6856 But not all actors can keep a straight face on SNL. Even the cast members break on occasion.
Damn Cecily Strong does that deadpan, empty headed hot girl too well
RobbieC She's talented. If you knew that, you wouldn't have made that comment.
MsBettyR. Your comment sucks
Because she is, Robbie, she doesn't have to act, just be herself.
Born sexy yesterday.
That's cause all her blood is in the vessels of her labia majora, didn't you listen to the senior citizen with the 14 inch cock and ponytail?
"I am a student of genitals"
"Okay, this guy kinda rules"
And fails general anatomy
He’s not a good student of genitals because his description of female genital anatomy was very wrong.
@@kateh6706 well as long as the enthusiasm gets you anywhere... Its fine
@@piasladic how do you figure?
@@kateh6706 No it's not. He just included the anus in his description as it is still around the general area.
“You just gonna walk right into traffic ain’t yah!?” ... 1st time I’ve ever requoted a line... but THIS is special
That's quite the ice breaker!
hahahahaha epic line...
I’m absolutely ripping that off! 😂😂😂
Really? The absolute first time? Assuming you weren’t just being hyperbolic, I’ve never met a single person who doesn’t carry with them a nice mental bank of famous quotes they’ll occasionally rattle off.
@@robertconlee2381 Same, have not heard this variation of the phrase before this skit, before, it was simply, "You/I walked right into that one!"
I had no idea Russell Crowe could be this fuckin hilarious
The Nice Guys, Winter's Tale. He's found a new career booster
Lord Clarke bachelor 3 you are a beast
Lord the 1st film I ever saw him in was " The Sum Of Us " a film about a Father who was matchmaking to find a good man for his gay son in Australia . Russell played the Son . A well made film .
I knew.
He wasn't, the writers were hilarious
"Hope you got into the Crips son" 😂😂😂
I just got that joke. I thought for some stupid reason he was saying crypt. Like he was talking about his wallet. I now realize that it's a Kat William ' s reference
Katt Williams reference?
Mike Fly it's actually a reference to that "knockout game" kids were playing a few years ago
Oh i just thought that as a gangmember when youre gonna join a gang you have to go kill or beat ppl up and then you are in so thats why he said "hope you got into the crips son"
Lala Ramos yeah I'm pretty sure that's it
That lady scream laughing killed me. Heightened the comedy to another level. It made me laugh even harder.
They should do a try not to laugh with this, i laugh Everytime hahahahahaaahahahah
Hahah same
So true, I bet she was helping to make the cast crack up 😃
"Bachelor number two, what is your worst fear?"
Pete: "Dick falls off..."
Joshua Morton I bet you also fear death
oh no thanks
Yeh, for some reason the overhead mic went dead for a second. I guess it was moving over to Russell to hear HIS answer.
3:42 "oh, you're just gonna walk right into traffic ain't-cha." Lost it!!!! Keenan can take a good skit and lift it even higher.
+Sam Clemmons that's the EXACT thing I was thinking. Keenan took this skit from marginally funny to hilarious.
THAT MAKES IT WORSE
Keenan is the TOP "reaction" comic.
Smiling Dog he was so tired I'm mad
Keenan nails every line he's given. I don't think there's ever been a more consistent performer on SNL.
"no man is truly alive when you take away that which he loves"
XD
what is that reference to?
He would no longer be able to perform cunnilingus.. Though honestly i doubt that. But that's the idea.
I think it’s deep 😂
It CAN happen, If she has HPV.
@@johnanderson5500 LOOOL
Russell Crowe is brilliant. I´m a native German speaker, and he just has this real German accent. It really cracked me up hearing this performance.
Didnt he grow up in germany?
New zealand!!! Not germany!!!!
@@captainpotato6856 look, Taika Waititi, what you have done.
Das war alles aber nicht deutsch
Ich fand seinen Akzent jetzt nicht wirklich deutsch, aber seine Performance war mega. 😊
4:29 "A bee in my hat." "Ghosts." _"Getting throat cancer from cunnilingus."_
"Oooh, I like that. Explain?"
I swear I heard "doves" instead of ghosts. I'm not sure which is more scary.
@@MagnumCarta thought he said toes
Is only funnier that Pete's mic is turned off
Girl👀
Beck's robotic smile expression after he says that kills me
"Subtle, yet focussed campaign on your clitoris" Too fucking funny!!!
hello new Tinder bio:
My greatest fear is getting throat cancer from too much cunnilingus.
*giggles* Colonel Angus
+little vinci Yes!
i see what you did there!
I would like this, but it's at 666
I’ll let you know how it goes
_"No man_ is alive... when you take away that which he loves."
That was the one of the dopest lines ever said on SNL!!!!
Could you please explain that line to me and the Michael douglas thing too? I didn't get the reference 🤐
@@meera4279 Michael Douglas has/had tongue cancer
@@meera4279he got throat cancer from performing oral sex too much on Catherine Zeta Jones
love the American Psycho reference with the "late dinner at Dorsia" thing
Nobody goes there anymore
Russell Crowe is a true professional,. He didn't break once and his lines were hilarious. Loved him!
pete trying not to lose it from 04:27-04:33 im weak
and then you see his shoulder trembling at about 4:40
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You could tell he knew it was coming, lol.
the way he closes his eyes lol
Because he knows Russel Crowe is gonna kill the audience.
"Oh you just gon' walk right into traffic now huh"
This killed me.
Russell had me at “Vell, I’d massage your labia majora” LOL
OMG! There's a Hyena in the audience. That laugh is so distracting 😆
Lol 😂 I know right
+juice35juice You just know that person is making that noise so he or she can watch it later and say "that awful noise was me." So, congratulations to that person for making an awful sound on tv.
+Allie Schwartz Actually, I laugh like that sometimes, for years I didn't even realize it. It's probably just something done unconsciously. Why assume bad intent? I really couldn't help doing it for years. Finally when I realized I was doing it, I learned to tone it down (at least, I hope so).
+juice35juice best comment so far.
Hahaha
Okay but Pete looks SO CUTE IN THIS
yep
WHEN HE STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE
Samuel Seabury timestamp?? I didn't see it
Wow you all need a boyfriend lol. So much thirst
Sope Only vos each one of them think the guy is cute?Really?So you've been thirsty many times in your life haven't ya?Just like everyone in the planet that have said that a guy or a girl is cute and point out how or when they look hotter than usual,don't bullshit me cos usually the ones judging are those projecting 😉
Just noticed beck has a colored contact on his "glass eye"
Did you notice I know who invented it
@@abcdefg208 wat?
I have never laughed so hard in my life by just seeing Pete Davidson's shoulders just shake from laughter the entire time Russell Crowe was talking/
And his face at 4:33 HE IS DYING INSIDE 😂
My face and gut is sore from laughing so hard!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I think it's because you girls have a crush on him
Too funny right!
5:03 who heard the girl in the back say “he’s alive”?
Probably a very loud member of the audience.
Ai sink she was refering to an erect penis backstage.
@@jaolin6042 she was referring to Kenan saying that Michael Douglas is alive
@@2wayalley743 Mind -> blown!
I did
bachelor #3 is a real keeper
+bergie he's real subtle. Women like men who beat around the bush for months. (the opposite really, you wanna be manhanled, no means yes ect ect)
+tulp35000 you're right
Luna
:D
bergie Si
I'm the captain now this is the rapiest shit I've ever read. Yes means yes dickhead
“Oh, I yield all my time to the gentleman with the ponytail”
Best lines ever! 😂😂🤣🤣
"Huh, well there are no wrong answers on match Finders, but Damn that was close"
"I'm sorry did someone say that already"
"Ok this guy's rules"
"No he doesn't" Lol
“I hope you got in to the Crips, son.” 😂😂😂
Crypt as in coffin
@@anandbissoon4111 crips as in gang
That ish was hilarious.
The way cecily is delivering the lines so dryly and fakely is so fourth wall, I love it
Just like the contestants on those types of shows.
"First I would lay down a beach towel..." So discreet yet so telling 😂 I'm dying.
"Dorsia?! How impressive! How on earth did you get a reservation there?"
Nobody goes there anymore. Is that Ivana Trump ?
i think its reference to american psycho
This made me giggle. I heard Dorsia and I got creeped out lol
@@AshleyNicole-ct7gh same lol I dunno if it’s a real place or not I might google it
Try the squid ceviche ☠️
“No man is alive, when you take away something he loves” I love it 😂😂
That woman bursting into laughing every time R, Crow speaks, makes the entire sketch so much funnier
I'll hook you up, then hook up with you! DAMN! 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽
“I guess the guy who said he was a student of genitals sounded kinda hot” “every time” LOL
Can we just take a second to appreciate how awesome Keenan is in every sketch?
Cecily is so underrated she is making this all work. She seems to not mind being the glue in a sketch.
Huh?
"Oh, you just gonna walk right into traffic, ain't you" LMAO
Russell Crowe here was Sigmund Freud. Am I the only one who noticed?
I thought the same thing.
Sigmund Freud was born in Moravia, which was part of the Austria-Hungary Emipre. Today, 2016, it's part of the Czech Republic. :^)
TURKKNCL I saw it too
TURKKNCL I thought that might have been what they were going for but wasn't sure about it.
TheSefirosu200x Awh I feel so dumb now
Keenan as a game show host is honestly gold😂
This is easily and by far the best thing Russel Crowe has ever done in his professional career.
Got a Nobel peace prize for this!
Besides gladiator of course
He’s just doing his thing from #MasterandCommander: the Bottom Half..
I find the middle guy strangely attractive. A combination of nerdy with naughty?
I hear you!
Jaffa Orange Pete Davidson ;)
Jaffa Orange yeah that's what most girls think I mean what's not to like about him he may not be the most good looking dude but he's chill and funny af
And I'm not even a girl :).
MARCO REUS what do you mean not the most good looking dude? He has to be the hottest guy and he's funny
Seriously, props to Keenan for not cracking up.
Funny to see Bachelor #2 deferring to #3.
Love that traffic line too.
"I'm actually a pretty good dancer. Ah cha cha cha, ah cha cha cha"
The way Pete looks into the camera right before Russell Crowe says “getting throat cancer from cunnilingus”… Pete was screaming for help and nobody came to his rescue.
This is my favorite look in all of television, no matter who gives it!
Biggest shock was at 2:32 when I found out he has a damn ponytail
There is a fucking crow in the crowd
+Preston Lowery There was a Crowe on the stage, too.
I love 4:29 when Pete in anticipation of what's coming looks directly into camera, and then starts to prepare not to loose, but still at 4:43 you can see his shoulders shaking.
“If I munch one more box “
How did Keenan's mouth get so small after the professors first answer 😂😂
Russell and his flawless performance made this skit.
That's why Russell Crowe was widely acclaimed for his performance in " A Beautiful Mind".
I VIP go by
I like to think that the super high pitched laugh in the background is Leslie Jones losing it off screen 😆.
“I’ll hook you up, then I’ll hook up with you” Dayum.
2:20 *DAT FACE!* loool
He looks like he has no lips 😆
+Deirdre “Deedee” Jones That was the first thing I thought too!
Vedo Le Stelle 295th like and your profile pic works well with that comment
The best part of the show !
The best part about this sketch is the ladies losing their sh*t in the background haha
"that makes it worse!" -keenan
also when he flings his ponytail 🤣💀
I think Cecily Strong is beautiful.
+DanR67 Careful out on that limb there.
+DanR67 cumming, not coming
+James Eggeman either one is correct.
+DanR67 She sure is.
A "subtle but focused campaign"
The title of Crowe's next movie
I would like this but it would disrupt the 69 balance
Love those SNL writers! They wrote every network non-banned naughty word they could think of into that script. Genius! Crowe was just great! 😅😅😅
"Explain that!" "No, Don't"..i screamed 😄😄🤣😄🤣😄🤣
No man is alive when you take away what he loves. Damn that’s pretty deep
Oh my gosh Russell Crowe!!! lol! that accent is perfect!!
“Hope you got into the Crips, son.” had me fucking dying from the start
*Okay there was someone in the audience having the best time of their lives🤣😂🤣😂
*And Kenan was like "Stop Pushing Him Already"😂🤣😂
i love how from 4:40 you can tell pete is cracking up just by looking at his shoulder
"No man Is alive in which you take away what he loves"-genital professor
"If I munch on one more box" had me dying
I love that you can see Pete knows the cunnilingus line is coming but he can't help but laugh.
The women losing it in the crowd 😂
RUSSEL STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS.
"No man is truly alive when you take away that which he loves." ... word
I don’t know why but when Kenan said “I hope you got into the crips” I lost it 😂
that was fucking HILARIOUS
Absolutely hilarious! You can see Pete laughing so hard his shoulders are going up and down trying not to LOL as Russell describes his biggest fear.❤️😂💙😂💜
"No Man is Alive, when you take away that which he loves"
😪That was beautiful😪
I’m crying 😂 Russell Crowe’s character in this is a riot LOL I didn’t know he was so good
That "Dorsia" reference from American Psycho!
classic))
This was so funny. lol Russell does a flawless German accent. lol
+Ramon Gonzalez Was that supposed to be German? That sounded like oldfashioned Jewish (like in Snatch) to me. It didn't sound like German at all.
Okay Jewish then.
+Ramon Gonzalez No, you were right. It's a German accent, just as it says in the sketch. That's how Germans sound when they learn American-accented English as a second language.
It’s pretty good, but it’s a really American german accent still
You could still hear some New Zealand coming through at times.
My doctor says if I munch one more box... ROFLMAO😂
That German guy was lucky Pete didn't transform into Chad
Ok
To this day this is still one of my favorite snl sketches he pulls it off soo well 😂😂😂
"Oh you just gonna walk straight into the traffic, won't you..?" I can't breathe 😂
"Ooooohhh.. I like that." Haha, that killed me.
"no man is alive when you take away that which he loves" holy shit that was deep wtf
Russell Crowe had the will power of a greek god to not break.
the Vulva isn't a hole 😂😂😂
ok college person! =P
swishpronoob I'm not lol.. We get this taught when we r 12 in sex ed (and later when we're 16 we get the human body and like we have to study the entire damn body. from the smallest cell (or atom) to the biggest organ.) It's gonna be all we do this year.
Yea, the hole is the vagina. 😂
Yeah, I noticed that too... He mixed up the words vulva and vagina...
The ass hole isn't part of the vagina either
I cannot belive how hard i laughed when I saw this and even the next day after I saw it
Keenan looks like he's trying to eat his own face to stop himself from laughing so much.
Germans are very subtle people.
yes we are
..and focussed.
I burst out laughing. Thank you!
Whats with the shyt films though?