Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Ganorminor
    @Ganorminor 4 роки тому +32239

    This could’ve gone on for 45 minutes and I’d still be watching it.

    • @RigoWolfPrime
      @RigoWolfPrime 4 роки тому +239

      Agreed.
      Wish it did.
      Was hoping they'd show something funny to suggest reenactment 😁

    • @JSCB-365
      @JSCB-365 4 роки тому +86

      My MAn!

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 4 роки тому +97

      Or 5 hours...😳

    • @michaelhogg324
      @michaelhogg324 4 роки тому +52

      This could have been the whole show and I watch it!

    • @Gustavosilva-td2dy
      @Gustavosilva-td2dy 4 роки тому +9

      interessante

  • @CRA5759
    @CRA5759 4 роки тому +27602

    Kenan saying “My Man” made the whole skit for me.

  • @davisreid4902
    @davisreid4902 4 роки тому +7399

    Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣

    • @davisreid4902
      @davisreid4902 4 роки тому +9

      Manophere. com take that useless knowledge elsewhere please 🤣

    • @mwduck
      @mwduck 4 роки тому +36

      Veloci-tapped-'er!

    • @needheartranken
      @needheartranken 4 роки тому +21

      the revenant

    • @memento81
      @memento81 4 роки тому +8

      he very much was

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 3 роки тому +11

      Magic the Gavining

  • @stephiegee5416
    @stephiegee5416 Рік тому +1334

    The teachers rolling their eyes and saying the flirty comments is the best part of this skit for me hahaha

    • @simonjenkin
      @simonjenkin Рік тому +14

      i agree but also you can tell they didn't have the most confidence in ronda rousey as a host, judging by how little she was actually in this sketch

    • @puanani_usa
      @puanani_usa Рік тому

      Same

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 9 місяців тому +3

      You gotta be kidding. Everything Pete Davidson said were the best parts. Every single one. This sketch deserves an award.

    • @intensevenom
      @intensevenom 8 місяців тому +2

      They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.

    • @nathanfallin2750
      @nathanfallin2750 Місяць тому

      @@simonjenkinshe’s been horribly unlikeable since her fall from ufc glory

  • @WasianShortFilms
    @WasianShortFilms 8 років тому +6729

    and they started following him because he represents hope

  • @roberthelmsen6961
    @roberthelmsen6961 3 роки тому +7798

    Kenan's inflections while saying, "Oh, I remember those days," are just perfect

    • @hellsplumber34
      @hellsplumber34 3 роки тому +19

      Lol...same..... those were the days...

    • @victorteixeira2539
      @victorteixeira2539 3 роки тому +19

      some of us just get that

    • @chrisstyles5955
      @chrisstyles5955 3 роки тому +12

      they're so true lol. we get old

    • @shaquelcunningham9135
      @shaquelcunningham9135 3 роки тому +6

      That made me think back to my past ......then I looked at my wife and said what they hell am I doing lol

    • @Mr_Bio_Hazard
      @Mr_Bio_Hazard 3 роки тому

      Well I remember when I was Young the World had just begun and I was Happy. La La La lalala.

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy 3 роки тому +13325

    "The Chosen One" Davidson couldn't keep a straight face on that one.

  • @supremedream1764
    @supremedream1764 2 роки тому +623

    “The chosen one” and “Diary of a pimpy kid” are my favorite nicknames! 😂

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 2 роки тому +2

      a, car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives up it's fuel to ever cars will be Drained quickly

  • @JosephOber
    @JosephOber 3 роки тому +7677

    -Was your family affected?
    -Yes, sir. My dad and grandpa were estranged. This event brought them back together.

    • @stevethecat9934
      @stevethecat9934 3 роки тому +56

      She took away the ability to feel he earned sex

    • @jasonrobbins4001
      @jasonrobbins4001 3 роки тому +53

      That's when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thought it was a heart attack. Shit was so funny. 👍👍

    • @5O4evr
      @5O4evr 3 роки тому +36

      @@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion.
      I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 2 роки тому +4

      it’s even better when you say it

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 2 роки тому +14

      @@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.

  • @ah3llfire
    @ah3llfire 4 роки тому +10968

    “Here is a *vine* he posted”
    Really shows the age of the skit

    • @ckmoore101
      @ckmoore101 3 роки тому +111

      And your post, shows the lack of age in you, thinking something that is 5 years old.... is.... old.

    • @ah3llfire
      @ah3llfire 3 роки тому +236

      @@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.

    • @ibIamemateo
      @ibIamemateo 3 роки тому +37

      @@FirstLast-lh5ev you sound like a reporter no offense lol

    • @leosmithonbass
      @leosmithonbass 3 роки тому +12

      hey imma show my age - is Vine like TikTok, before TikTok??

    • @007Fusiion
      @007Fusiion 3 роки тому +22

      @@leosmithonbass Yes and no.

  • @makatron
    @makatron 5 років тому +6134

    "I replay it like a movie in my head, every single day", as I and any other human would. 😂

    • @gerald9547
      @gerald9547 5 років тому +25

      except for gay men and straight women

    • @Orcinus1967
      @Orcinus1967 5 років тому +35

      I prayed for that every single day in highschool.

    • @venangoproductions
      @venangoproductions 5 років тому +2

      Gerald I’m big gay woman, but that won’t happen at my school

    • @gerald9547
      @gerald9547 5 років тому

      Queen Butterfly
      haha

    • @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze
      @DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze 5 років тому +39

      @John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.

  • @andrewodell4021
    @andrewodell4021 2 роки тому +114

    The way Ronda delivered her three lines totalling 8 words: *chef's kiss*

    • @YumariYatasuka
      @YumariYatasuka 3 місяці тому +1

      thats a joke right? ronda cant act her way out of a paper bag..she couldnt even do good saying 3 fucking words XD

  • @kazzyentertainment7349
    @kazzyentertainment7349 4 роки тому +8417

    “Diary of a Pimpy Kid” 😭😂

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому +60

      Did you know female ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high Estrogen

    • @tts375
      @tts375 4 роки тому +37

      @@RedPillCosby-012 thank you for this cursive fact

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому +12

      @@tts375 your welcome

    • @ghoststiiizy
      @ghoststiiizy 4 роки тому +7

      redPill Cosby cool

    • @user-mj7gm6gj9v
      @user-mj7gm6gj9v 4 роки тому +7

      @@RedPillCosby-012 As do Vulcans during the time of pon farr.

  • @singsingmei
    @singsingmei 5 років тому +6965

    "..and then we'll resume testimony from... MY MAN.." 😂😂

  • @sibusisomathe3174
    @sibusisomathe3174 3 роки тому +11790

    I felt like Forrest Gump running across America, and everyone following him... Because he represented a symbol of hope😂😂😂😂

    • @dailyEthiopia
      @dailyEthiopia 3 роки тому +23

      can relate haha,

    • @laurencesiegel9362
      @laurencesiegel9362 3 роки тому +65

      The whole skit was full of great lines, that was just one of many.

    • @donwann7486
      @donwann7486 3 роки тому +1

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    • @johnnyspeed8852
      @johnnyspeed8852 3 роки тому +6

      That got me too... 😆

    • @ivyjernigan4038
      @ivyjernigan4038 3 роки тому +8

      That line was so good. Hillarious!

  • @heathwasson7811
    @heathwasson7811 2 роки тому +184

    "My man, but the way Denzel Washington says it". And we all know exactly what he means lol

  • @theblackidentity8452
    @theblackidentity8452 5 років тому +4373

    Q: Did this effect your relationship with your family at all?
    A: Yes sir, my grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.

  • @weirdgirl4127
    @weirdgirl4127 4 роки тому +1454

    “Your life begins today”😂

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому +6

      Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics.
      The logic is men like 😘 and women don't.
      Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures.
      But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you.
      And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women.
      Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes .
      Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that.
      Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen.
      Antechinus die from to much 😘
      We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them.
      And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't .
      What about date Rp
      She's unconscious doesn't feel anything.
      But also it's not about momentary discomfort.
      .
      And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge.
      Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 4 роки тому +5

      Is it weird I’m reminded of Bernie Sanders with the way he points and delivers that line?

    • @thechristianteen9167
      @thechristianteen9167 4 роки тому +2

      Saw this the moment it popped up.

  • @johndle5511
    @johndle5511 4 роки тому +6807

    “I understand the kids called you names”
    “Yes they called me the chosen one”
    I’m dying

    • @rachalbrown9050
      @rachalbrown9050 4 роки тому +18

      That's i felt when I was Raped.

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 роки тому +7

      Why I care women getting harrased all the Time

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 4 роки тому +33

      "Threes humpany" killed me

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 роки тому

      @@brooklyna007 this is creepy

    • @RM22201
      @RM22201 4 роки тому +12

      Osmosis Jones get over yourself

  • @atq8148
    @atq8148 2 роки тому +413

    Classic. Every now and then I run across this in my recommendations. I watch it at least 3 or 4 times in a row every time. Never gets old. 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 2 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/GIluxXYZ8h24/v-deo.html

    • @dadgarage7966
      @dadgarage7966 2 роки тому +2

      Times two. For sure. The way Pete and Kenan interact is gift from comedy heaven.

  • @markmagician2471
    @markmagician2471 5 років тому +3966

    The kids call me "The Chosen one" 😄😄😄

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 5 років тому +24

      King of everything

    • @dominoespizza1756
      @dominoespizza1756 5 років тому +7

      The kids called me a rapist and I still don't no what it means

    • @Jacket223
      @Jacket223 4 роки тому +3

      Shoulda used greta humpedher

    • @VacadoRay
      @VacadoRay 4 роки тому +3

      For it was fortold in the scrolls

    • @GageLeeHughes
      @GageLeeHughes 4 роки тому +1

      I died at velocitapedher xD

  • @AdanielH
    @AdanielH 6 років тому +5376

    The judge is my favorite character

  • @GingerZombie29
    @GingerZombie29 5 років тому +3379

    "Second coolest. I see what you did there."
    I'm with you on that, your honor.

    • @lukemoore2854
      @lukemoore2854 4 роки тому +3

      GingerZombie29 i don’t get it

    • @justinradabaugh0207
      @justinradabaugh0207 4 роки тому +4

      Me neither

    • @nugiewidhianto591
      @nugiewidhianto591 4 роки тому +30

      @@lukemoore2854 it implies that the first coolest thing was the sexual encounter

    • @yourgodsenseigod6834
      @yourgodsenseigod6834 4 роки тому

      @@nugiewidhianto591
      it is so much funnier now that you've explained the joke dumbass

    • @andrewperez2574
      @andrewperez2574 4 роки тому +10

      @@yourgodsenseigod6834 what's crawled up your Ass?

  • @histomuzik
    @histomuzik 2 роки тому +67

    "King of Everything" had me crying lol

  • @lelandford9683
    @lelandford9683 3 роки тому +5079

    Everything that his classmates said can pretty much describe Pete in real life... First Ariana and now Kim K. Pete truly is "The Chosen One"

    • @Lol-ik8xm
      @Lol-ik8xm 3 роки тому +177

      He is my mann. That diary of a pimpy kid

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 3 роки тому +19

      Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡

    • @DeathWatchChampion
      @DeathWatchChampion 3 роки тому +142

      Just gonna leave kate beckinsale out of that huh

    • @superfastgreasedpig3807
      @superfastgreasedpig3807 3 роки тому +40

      @@DeathWatchChampion Kate is the hottest, but I would guess Ariana the best.

    • @Mr.Deko86
      @Mr.Deko86 2 роки тому +15

      @@smartass0124 part of being a man is walking your own path and not worrying about what others expect from you.

  • @jsorrisone
    @jsorrisone 3 роки тому +3255

    This skit doesn't ever get old.

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- 3 роки тому +23

      Just like high schoolers. 😂🤣

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Рік тому +4

      @@TheBasher-_-yes they do yes they do

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- Рік тому

      @Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Рік тому

      @@TheBasher-_- yeah a movie that family guy did a bit about….

    • @thenewandrei4o94
      @thenewandrei4o94 Рік тому +1

      On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's gonna get removed from YT at some point in the future because this will be deemed too "insensitive"

  • @cloviswong5214
    @cloviswong5214 4 роки тому +5167

    actually the car swerve was the **third** coolest thing he did that day

  • @jussisaari7683
    @jussisaari7683 2 роки тому +44

    That "My man!" is quite possibly one of the best moments in SNL history.

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 2 роки тому +1

      SNL is is made of a bunch of c🤮ck and manjinas . Needy simps.

  • @RoadWulf
    @RoadWulf 4 роки тому +3549

    Q: "And how long did the encounter take place?"
    A: "Around 5 hours"
    Judge: "Ooo. I remember those days..."

  • @GrandPoggers
    @GrandPoggers 4 роки тому +1559

    "did this have an effect on your family life?"
    "ahh yes sir, my grandfather and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together" 😂

  • @rindarling
    @rindarling 8 років тому +1996

    he represented hope....he is the chosen one

  • @PopeyesBiscuitComsumer
    @PopeyesBiscuitComsumer 2 роки тому +98

    "Velocitapter" is my favorite🤣🤣🤣

  • @specialk9424
    @specialk9424 3 роки тому +9852

    "About 5 hours" "Son, you're under oath" "OK, fine, 5 minutes."

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 роки тому +311

      well sure, five minutes for starters , but then they taught him how to calm down for the next round!! and the next ...

    • @zibafu
      @zibafu 3 роки тому +101

      @@4465Vman plus they probably put on a show for him for a bit whilst he watched

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 роки тому +58

      @@zibafu great sketch I love the car scene the best!!!

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 роки тому +8

      @Jaffer Krainkle good times huh!!?????

    • @wralford
      @wralford 3 роки тому +32

      "OK, fine. Three strokes...the first time.

  • @210p1us210equa1s420
    @210p1us210equa1s420 5 років тому +2299

    I'm changing my alias to, "Veloci-tapped-her.." that is all

  • @Lethalbanter
    @Lethalbanter 8 років тому +4745

    "MY MAN"

    • @julianna2951
      @julianna2951 6 років тому +2

      I am the Manager! I MADE YOUR THING 3.7k likes 🙃

    • @rudy1999
      @rudy1999 5 років тому +5

      Mah-mehn

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 роки тому

      @@rudy1999 why this Worth celebrating. How real boys don't feel as good as he does

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому

      Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die of High blood pressure from high estrogen

  • @dcbaars
    @dcbaars 2 роки тому +106

    I love Kenan’s performances through all sketches I grew up with him and I am such a big fan with all his tales from the chad with the bidding to quirky characters to his impression of Steve Harvey a true entertainer

  • @avilealdri
    @avilealdri 4 роки тому +571

    Lmfao when he said "they called me the chosen one...." he almost broke character haha. Started bugging himself. Love when comedians cant handle the joke themselves.

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому +2

      If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother

  • @fantoonstic
    @fantoonstic 6 років тому +1746

    Kenan turning the sketch into solid gold as always.

    • @Danny-cy5oe
      @Danny-cy5oe 5 років тому +5

      SamBam Kenan Thompson is my favorite out of all of the SNL cast

    • @motrhead69
      @motrhead69 5 років тому +2

      Not really

    • @Peepers2
      @Peepers2 5 років тому

      SamBam With just that twinkle,and sly smile..😆

    • @xXxB3astxXxSnipezxXx
      @xXxB3astxXxSnipezxXx 5 років тому +6

      Hmm I’m glad he has fans but I don’t find him funny he always acts the same never changes his voice

    • @Peepers2
      @Peepers2 5 років тому +2

      Jordan May He’s beein’ heesself!😆

  • @sdotbell
    @sdotbell 4 роки тому +3403

    Love how ronda literally just sat there and looked hot and said all of 6 words loo

    • @kynoble
      @kynoble 4 роки тому +13

      @@connorandrus1904 I would say incel on steroids. But this 'guy' needs some fucking steroids.

    • @johnbowan3007
      @johnbowan3007 4 роки тому +51

      They both looked hot

    • @johncallahan3255
      @johncallahan3255 4 роки тому +2

      @@connorandrus1904 he sounds like the male version of a woman

    • @michaelmontalto8211
      @michaelmontalto8211 4 роки тому +11

      “Your life begins today”😂

    • @skygamer6897
      @skygamer6897 4 роки тому +13

      Sdotbell MMA she actually said 8 and yes i counted just for this comment

  • @BelleTolles
    @BelleTolles 2 роки тому +50

    The bird twirling and running 😂. Pete just played this to perfection

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 2 роки тому

      The Roudy Ruff boys were killed by sexual harassment

  • @normal_person2
    @normal_person2 4 роки тому +2061

    My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together " lmaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 роки тому +1

      To kill the rapist

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому +5

      If you owe back ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus . It's going to your Highschool teacher

    • @acuariolorenz
      @acuariolorenz 4 роки тому +3

      Jon Cryer should have played the dad, they even look alike, lol.

    • @bryanjohnson960
      @bryanjohnson960 4 роки тому +6

      What father would not be proud?

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 роки тому

      @@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations.
      . I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.

  • @daphnecui4595
    @daphnecui4595 5 років тому +12270

    And he's seeing Kate Beckinsale after Ariana Grande...My man.

    • @Sammstar420
      @Sammstar420 5 років тому +201

      Dayummm is he really with Kate beckinsale?!??

    • @Couldbedumber
      @Couldbedumber 5 років тому +389

      They boy who lives
      My man

    • @the1theonly_princesseri934
      @the1theonly_princesseri934 5 років тому +88

      They just broke up lol

    • @Sammstar420
      @Sammstar420 5 років тому +28

      @@the1theonly_princesseri934 awwww

    • @sorellana2154
      @sorellana2154 5 років тому +33

      @@the1theonly_princesseri934 i bet he'll find someone soon

  • @Gcool243
    @Gcool243 8 років тому +1030

    Kenan really makes this sketch even better than it already was

  • @michaelnutt8755
    @michaelnutt8755 2 роки тому +72

    It’s insane how this skit became a literal reflection of Pete Davidson’s life. If you have a girl, you better pray she’s never heard of him.

    • @samnelson7428
      @samnelson7428 6 місяців тому +1

      I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."

  • @egdapo
    @egdapo 8 років тому +2458

    "Veloci-tapped-her" *dead*

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 7 років тому +22

      egdapo 3's a humpany

    • @Trabaegocer
      @Trabaegocer 7 років тому +14

      I think it’s velocitaptor... but it works like that as well

    • @majjimind1172
      @majjimind1172 6 років тому +7

      Actually I think he might have meant philosotaptor like philosophy

    • @amateurflor13
      @amateurflor13 6 років тому +2

      I just heard that😂😂

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 5 років тому

      @@majjimind1172 He meant a play on the word "velociraptor" popularized in Jurassic Park movies.

  • @wilable70
    @wilable70 8 років тому +1400

    I relate to the "at 16 all about playing with Legos" comment at the end.

    • @pmf98
      @pmf98 8 років тому +7

      Ditto.

    • @LuKasAV6
      @LuKasAV6 8 років тому +9

      +Wil Gentry Nothing wrong with that. In due time, bruh. In due time....

    • @wilable70
      @wilable70 8 років тому +12

      CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.

    • @Donbro
      @Donbro 8 років тому +2

      +Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.

    • @wilable70
      @wilable70 8 років тому +6

      Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.

  • @j.7949
    @j.7949 6 років тому +2939

    “My man” gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nwk.510
      @Nwk.510 6 років тому +3

      666 likes

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 роки тому

      I would punsh a guy praised me my Man. After a mistake like this

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому

      Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from High estrogen

  • @wmnoe
    @wmnoe 2 роки тому +7

    This MIGHT be my favorite recent SNL sketch. I keep watching it.

    • @iliveinsideyourhead7532
      @iliveinsideyourhead7532 2 роки тому

      The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested

  • @e.martinz5945
    @e.martinz5945 5 років тому +2316

    "Diary of a Pimpy Kid" omfg I died 😂😂💀

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 5 років тому +11

      Fred Pimpstone

    • @-__-wut
      @-__-wut 5 років тому +2

      How old are you

    • @JustCarp
      @JustCarp 5 років тому +2

      Probably older than you

    • @jacobberry3149
      @jacobberry3149 5 років тому +1

      I liked 3's humpany lmao

    • @-__-wut
      @-__-wut 5 років тому +2

      JustCarp nobody asked

  • @awesomeblaster5182
    @awesomeblaster5182 5 років тому +2521

    3:46 MY MAN but as the way Denzel Washington says it 🤣

    • @seven2211g
      @seven2211g 5 років тому +23

      I know right....you can't help but want to give dap when someone says it right.

    • @fatdad64able
      @fatdad64able 5 років тому +3

      Best scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingsalmon2315
      @kingsalmon2315 5 років тому

      @Seth Organs ua-cam.com/video/-Iw0-U9OknI/v-deo.html All I had to do was search it on UA-cam.

    • @sofrshsocln4
      @sofrshsocln4 5 років тому

      @Seth Organs ay if u wouldn't type it in fronta a group of blk ppl then don't type it-
      jk, slick

    • @ProximalImp689
      @ProximalImp689 5 років тому

      Kenan thompson smh

  • @samuelhoman281
    @samuelhoman281 5 років тому +438

    " I felt like forrest gump when he ran across the country people followed him cuz he gave them hope" lmao classic

  • @Damien-xp2fb
    @Damien-xp2fb 3 місяці тому +3

    He went to say " driving MSS Daisy" I think❤😂

  • @EffingtonCouldBe
    @EffingtonCouldBe 4 роки тому +7691

    Rousey with glasses... ME , "I'm suddenly VERY interested."

    • @13christbane
      @13christbane 4 роки тому +140

      yeah without them she is ok. with them. god damn.

    • @EffingtonCouldBe
      @EffingtonCouldBe 4 роки тому +13

      @@13christbane 😂😂😂

    • @dhirajgawande007
      @dhirajgawande007 4 роки тому +9

      Seriously 😂

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 4 роки тому +26

      true, like many actresses, without makeup we barely recognize them on the street.

    • @EffingtonCouldBe
      @EffingtonCouldBe 4 роки тому +12

      @@albertgaspar627 She can look really different sometimes! ☺

  • @MikeEnIke007
    @MikeEnIke007 4 роки тому +2432

    I'd react the same way if I could have Cecily Strong alone. Ronda with the glasses is a bonus

    • @smartass013
      @smartass013 4 роки тому +18

      Many girls dream of R Kelly how are they victins

    • @joski9030
      @joski9030 4 роки тому +25

      Ronda looked hot I’ve always liked her but now she’s with that big giant posting farm pics of her looking rough I’ve gone off her.

    • @timbits187
      @timbits187 4 роки тому +70

      yeah it's so annoying when women do what they want to do, and not what men want them to do

    • @wolfpack2210
      @wolfpack2210 4 роки тому +20

      @@joski9030 Oh yeah because she is so happy and in love that you find it annoying. Geeze.

    • @alexmairs4447
      @alexmairs4447 4 роки тому +9

      timbits187 what the fuck

  • @elsiewilson1689
    @elsiewilson1689 5 років тому +262

    Pete’s delivery is so spot on in this 👌🏼

  • @march.royalharness4848
    @march.royalharness4848 10 місяців тому +10

    Pete nearly breaking character at 3:22 is the best part

  • @mzVivikaBam
    @mzVivikaBam 8 років тому +1486

    Pete is hilarious without even trying 😂😂😂

    • @PayneKilla94
      @PayneKilla94 6 років тому +3

      Julie D so true

    • @aarongurrola5108
      @aarongurrola5108 6 років тому +2

      "Ok"

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 5 років тому +1

      @Jay Caldwell The guy who's comment you agreed with, had written something so dumb that he deleted it, apparently.

  • @alenagallagher6631
    @alenagallagher6631 7 років тому +1381

    “The chosen one “

    • @raveenaramnani8300
      @raveenaramnani8300 6 років тому +3

      Alena Gallagher I found this super hilarious 😂😂

    • @JustLikeJet
      @JustLikeJet 6 років тому +2

      Beloved “Velocitapper”

    • @MrChileno13
      @MrChileno13 6 років тому

      xD

    • @bud-9668
      @bud-9668 6 років тому

      @@JustLikeJet
      It was "Velocitappedher"

  • @christoppherg
    @christoppherg 6 років тому +8375

    "my man" that's what I thought when he got engaged with Ariana Grande...

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 6 років тому +174

      @@waltersobchak300 mac had an addiction, the addiction killed him not ariana grande

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 6 років тому +72

      @@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior

    • @armalite1576
      @armalite1576 6 років тому +83

      @@waltersobchak300 oh you're just a really shit troll

    • @martyjohnston397
      @martyjohnston397 6 років тому +3

      Hahahaha............

    • @greatawol
      @greatawol 6 років тому +14

      @@waltersobchak300 you clearly haven't been keeping up with the news

  • @D0dZi3
    @D0dZi3 3 місяці тому +2

    I love it how he said: "Let the record show, the witness means... my man."

  • @wydpanda
    @wydpanda 4 роки тому +1178

    “So cheesy....” (giggles)
    *“Monsters!!!!”*

    • @boxscorestuffer6217
      @boxscorestuffer6217 3 роки тому +8

      I have a friend who would do exactly that. It's hilarious man

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos 3 роки тому

      where were those teachers when i was in high school

    • @garyco766
      @garyco766 3 роки тому +1

      @@razieltalos Sleeping with someone cooler than you (or me).

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos 3 роки тому

      @@garyco766 my teachers didnt look like that lol

    • @JohnM-vh5bm
      @JohnM-vh5bm 3 роки тому

      The "monsters" cry-out cracks me up.

  • @DeconteeSarahBoe
    @DeconteeSarahBoe 3 роки тому +3388

    “That kid rules....at 16 I was still all about playing with legos” 😂😭

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 3 роки тому +25

      I can relate to this my younger brother has autism aswell

    • @noobmasters6913
      @noobmasters6913 3 роки тому +20

      would you be saying the same thing if it was a male teacher and a female student

    • @DeconteeSarahBoe
      @DeconteeSarahBoe 3 роки тому +37

      @@noobmasters6913 it’s a line from a Comedy sketch, it’s not that deep 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @sjackson14777
      @sjackson14777 3 роки тому +7

      I'm reading and writing fanfiction at 16

    • @ronaldmercer9616
      @ronaldmercer9616 3 роки тому +16

      That's nothing, my wife's son is 40 has a government job that pays him 6 figures and has every Lego set known to man

  • @phillipwright1752
    @phillipwright1752 4 роки тому +580

    I like how Pete Davidson starts laughing when he says "chosen one" hahaha

  • @josemaita8383
    @josemaita8383 2 роки тому +4

    HAHHAHAHAHA "I replay like a movie in my head every single day" and "My Man" from Keenan... so hilarious

  • @Vohlfied
    @Vohlfied 3 роки тому +719

    "Oh, yes sir. Uh, my granpa and dad were estranged. Uh, this event brought them back together."
    ☺️👍😎👍

    • @ramal5708
      @ramal5708 3 роки тому +6

      You can hear Keenan laughing in the background during thia

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 роки тому +1

      Genius writing :-D

  • @ashleya3731
    @ashleya3731 4 роки тому +3559

    Lol people arguing that "it would be different if the genders were switched"
    But... like one of the main jokes is that fact

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls 4 роки тому +122

      Those who are wanting this the opposite way are dying to be registered as sex offenders

    • @liliklein3218
      @liliklein3218 4 роки тому +34

      Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 3 роки тому +76

      Lol... @@apuuvah trying to be "woke" and coming up just a little short.

    • @stephaniebrooks9799
      @stephaniebrooks9799 3 роки тому +75

      @@apuuvah Imagine trying to be “woke” then proceeding to use the r slur... I’m actually a rape survivor but this sketch was absolutely hilarious

    • @phyrestorm999
      @phyrestorm999 3 роки тому +32

      @@matthewfoley3178 Did you seriously miss the entire point of the skit or are you just trolling? The guy wasn't a child and he WASN'T RAPED.

  • @kulu5872
    @kulu5872 3 роки тому +530

    Kenan is like the cherry on top in every skit he is in❤

  • @Gingerm0nster
    @Gingerm0nster Рік тому +107

    The fact that this is almost the same skit at when Taraji P Henson hosted just with threesome jokes kills me 😂

  • @Drumminz22
    @Drumminz22 8 років тому +507

    "....my man." Lmao this shit was funny af

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому

      Not out of average incel woods yet. If he get of paying his ChildSupport .
      My Man.😁👍

  • @smolpikachu7541
    @smolpikachu7541 3 роки тому +717

    Come back to skit every once a while. Every word that comes out of Pete's mouth is HILARIOUS 😂

    • @IAMSUPREME22
      @IAMSUPREME22 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, every line hits. No filler.

    • @progshark
      @progshark 3 роки тому +8

      "Yes, your honor. That was the *second* coolest thing I did that day."

    • @okdude7366
      @okdude7366 2 роки тому

      FACTS KEKW

    • @carmstrong6507
      @carmstrong6507 2 роки тому

      I agree. This is one of the funniest SNL skits I've ever seen.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 Рік тому

      He makes everything sound funny.

  • @theAlbertinator1
    @theAlbertinator1 8 років тому +172

    "The Chosen One"
    'King of Everything"
    "The Revenant"
    "Three's Humpany"
    "The Diary of a Pimpy Kid"
    "Veloci-tapped Her"
    "My man"

    • @saeveonwoodard6576
      @saeveonwoodard6576 6 років тому +4

      theAlbertinator1” but the way Denzel Washington says it”

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s been 8 years and this skit is probably the best one I can remember

  • @coochiemeowmeow2210
    @coochiemeowmeow2210 6 років тому +14933

    It’s kinda sad how if the roles were reversed- two male teachers and a female student, this would have played out a lot differently

    • @jeremyrosado5670
      @jeremyrosado5670 6 років тому +1447

      xxBOSSGAMERxx I see your point. But I do believe that sexual trauma is different for both genders, and therefore is handled differently. Typically boys of that age get together with an older woman pretty frequently in the world, and everyone is more or less ok with it simply because guys react to that stuff differently. But again, I see your point.

    • @Saints2024
      @Saints2024 6 років тому +456

      I'm not gonna lie, Salvador. What you said didn't make any sense.

    • @adondybbuk1916
      @adondybbuk1916 6 років тому +231

      What is your proof for this? Just wondering. Also, they're boys that end up having to pay child support if the rapist has a baby.

    • @kevin_parkerson
      @kevin_parkerson 6 років тому +73

      Francisco Vazquez your response was the rational and appropriate way to reply to such a comment 😂

    • @okaygee4132
      @okaygee4132 6 років тому +214

      Agreed. What parent wants their child sexually involved with an adult; especially his teacher? Did we learn nothing from Mary Kate and Villi? Ugh!

  • @victorvondoom7155
    @victorvondoom7155 6 років тому +10890

    My maaaaaaan😏

  • @JB-cd6gn
    @JB-cd6gn 4 роки тому +1311

    Pete gets my vote for "Pimp of the Year"

    • @jm-bn9sy
      @jm-bn9sy 4 роки тому +11

      this is easily me favorite character that pete plays

    • @brandonnewby178
      @brandonnewby178 4 роки тому +5

      Rhonda andCecily? Shooooot...

    • @Ryan-pg1tw
      @Ryan-pg1tw 4 роки тому

      You should be more respectful

    • @JB-cd6gn
      @JB-cd6gn 4 роки тому +1

      Rhonda Rousey has entered the chat

  • @jimmyfarrow6486
    @jimmyfarrow6486 2 роки тому +9

    For Pete Davidson, this skit is just art imitating life.

  • @jazthejourney
    @jazthejourney 5 років тому +440

    " I walked to the car with my arms out spinning around like a Disney princess "

    • @DarthKronos1
      @DarthKronos1 4 роки тому

      hey, i don't get it what did he said at the end? (midsong?)
      can you help me?

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 4 роки тому +1

      @@DarthKronos1 so when a disney princess sings and spins and all that they are typically at the climax of the movie where it goes into the third act where their the hero, which is basically what the character was doing

  • @valerianicole8090
    @valerianicole8090 6 років тому +256

    1:30 *the way he describes the GIF* 😭😂💀

  • @grantpaisley9012
    @grantpaisley9012 8 років тому +1882

    Holy crap. The funniest sketch ever.

    • @beazek
      @beazek 8 років тому +23

      waiting for more sequels!!! xD

    • @johndoe-xu1on
      @johndoe-xu1on 8 років тому +3

      its fucking gay the old school would have gone with the judge banging the,m and it being released later on through the court trail, the bailiff, the lawyer and everyone the court would have came out with banging them then it would have been funny

    • @CasperTheTryHard
      @CasperTheTryHard 8 років тому +7

      john doe please seek psychiatric care

    • @laurenshmits9734
      @laurenshmits9734 7 років тому +2

      +john doe you are like UA-cam cancer.

    • @johndoe-xu1on
      @johndoe-xu1on 7 років тому +7

      WhereTheFuckIAm? please watch some of the Will Ferrell cast they were much more funnier than these skits, except for witnesses pool boy skit that was funny

  • @muP8085
    @muP8085 9 місяців тому +8

    4:27 We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from.... *Mah Man* 😎

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve27775 8 років тому +2254

    Wow, that teacher's a total knock-out.

  • @nickstick5029
    @nickstick5029 8 років тому +487

    Your life begins today !

  • @ThallVic
    @ThallVic 3 роки тому +193

    Pete Davidson dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Kim Kardashian.
    So yes. Such titles as the "Chosen One" fit him quite well.

    • @xv9021
      @xv9021 2 роки тому +7

      wtf he even dated kate beckinsale christ this dude is a fucking legend

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 2 роки тому +4

      Like, I'm not saying he's unattractive, but whats his secret?!

    • @xv9021
      @xv9021 2 роки тому +2

      @@XoIoRouge hes funny and hes dated other hot celebs.

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 2 роки тому +1

      @@xv9021 Wait, are hot celebs attracted to people who date hot celebs? Well shit. LOL

    • @ThallVic
      @ThallVic 2 роки тому +5

      Personally, I find him quite good-looking, @@XoIoRouge. And, you know, there's that little "rumor": Ariana Grande implied that he is... Ahem... Well endowed. But honestly, what I hear from people in the media, not only from the girls he's dated but also from his colleagues on SNL, is that, essentially, he's a very funny, humble and sweet guy.

  • @splender88
    @splender88 3 місяці тому +1

    One of if not the funniest skit ever on SNL just wish it had lasted longer.

  • @BrentDelong1253
    @BrentDelong1253 4 роки тому +582

    Five hours. Yeah, I remember those days also. LoL. Getting old sucks.

    • @sharifhamdy3369
      @sharifhamdy3369 4 роки тому +8

      you aint kiddin

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 4 роки тому +13

      I'll pipe a lass in your honor sir.

    • @madvillaintree4909
      @madvillaintree4909 4 роки тому +5

      @@trevthekidd ay. I shall do the same for you sir

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 4 роки тому +7

      @@madvillaintree4909 💪don't drop that 👑

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 4 роки тому +6

      yeah, 5 hrs is now how long it takes to remember where we left the blue pill :)

  • @asadahmad1455
    @asadahmad1455 5 років тому +818

    Did this affect ur relationship with ur family at all?
    Ah yes sir my grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together😂😂😆.....my fav part was when Kenan explains what my man Denzel Washington style meant, the way shakes his hand....😂😂😂😆😆

  • @ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist
    @ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist 5 років тому +1566

    "Headline counts for two letters" is such an underrated joke.

    • @operationhotshotinc.6887
      @operationhotshotinc.6887 5 років тому +9

      Raleigh Guitar Guy huh?

    • @ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist
      @ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist 5 років тому +24

      @@operationhotshotinc.6887 The literal first joke in the sketch. "You're watching HLN. Headline counts for two letters."
      Did you actually watch the video, or are you just skimming comments?

    • @violetinthesun1756
      @violetinthesun1756 5 років тому +56

      @@ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist thanks but easy dam, some of us just slow! gotta learn somewhere

    • @jordanforbes2557
      @jordanforbes2557 5 років тому +16

      Not really, it's not funny just cringey/corny.

    • @oooohsnaaaap
      @oooohsnaaaap 5 років тому +1

      I can't unsee it now.

  • @Panterarosa910
    @Panterarosa910 2 роки тому +12

    3:10 is when we should’ve known he was gonna be the chosen one. 🤣🤣

  • @zeppelinfan82
    @zeppelinfan82 4 роки тому +380

    Im really happy for Pete Davidson. Hes been through alot, and he deserves every sketch and movie he gets...the dude is funny as hell.

    • @j-rocd9507
      @j-rocd9507 3 роки тому +10

      When I found out about his father I had more respect. My dad died when I was young too. Little lesson for me on judging people before you know them.

  • @entertainmentblast7234
    @entertainmentblast7234 4 роки тому +731

    "second coolest, I see what you did there"😂😂

    • @level69chad86
      @level69chad86 3 роки тому +8

      @Jay Wong he means he.... uhhh u know umm he put his...

    • @HisNameIsRobertPaulson01
      @HisNameIsRobertPaulson01 3 роки тому +6

      @@level69chad86 You see, when a man and two women like each other...

    • @austin.4325
      @austin.4325 3 роки тому

      The "hut hut yes daddy" or in other words SEX

    • @victorteixeira2539
      @victorteixeira2539 3 роки тому +5

      it'd be funnier if he said third
      cause he did the two teachers

    • @nicolasneal204
      @nicolasneal204 3 роки тому

      @@victorteixeira2539 I thought the same thing man I thought Kenan was going ask don't you mean third thing when he said second

  • @Ever443
    @Ever443 Рік тому +9

    Had a friend that was sleeping with a teacher in high school, he was revered. And we all made A’s in that class, still my friend and hero

  • @Verydemureverycutesie
    @Verydemureverycutesie 8 років тому +551

    "The Chosen One"!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RedPillCosby-012
      @RedPillCosby-012 4 роки тому

      Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen

  • @tristurner8256
    @tristurner8256 5 років тому +278

    Keenan is literally perfect as the judge

    • @Glock-bj3nz
      @Glock-bj3nz 5 років тому

      hes annoying as fuck with that smiling face, he cant act shit

    • @katsumi8644
      @katsumi8644 5 років тому +7

      @@Glock-bj3nz Ok Boomer.

    • @Glock-bj3nz
      @Glock-bj3nz 5 років тому

      @@katsumi8644 mi-l bei? plz

    • @katsumi8644
      @katsumi8644 5 років тому +1

      @@Glock-bj3nz what

    • @Glock-bj3nz
      @Glock-bj3nz 5 років тому

      @@katsumi8644 wHaT

  • @welcometomynightmare1819
    @welcometomynightmare1819 4 роки тому +111

    “We’ll resume testimony from... My Man..”
    😂😂😂

  • @Rcncyh
    @Rcncyh 11 місяців тому +5

    Had to come back here 2023 watching from Kenya aka Wakanda this never gets old😂😂😂😂#myman put it down 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣

  • @austingilles1001
    @austingilles1001 4 роки тому +406

    I have watched this skit 1,000 times and it makes me laugh every time

    • @dreddj.9451
      @dreddj.9451 4 роки тому +2

      1001 ,,,,,,,,,,, My Man!

  • @NateBriggs1212
    @NateBriggs1212 4 роки тому +294

    3:22 'Kids called me Veloci-Tapped-Her...'

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 4 роки тому

      This incels are angry over not giving up their man full.
      All hipe this boy for 🤬ing a permiscus sl😘. As Just being wanted is an accomplishment seems pretty pathetic. All fuse and stupidity over sex seem pretty pathetic

    • @joelwebster5073
      @joelwebster5073 4 роки тому +7

      @@osmosisjones4912 what?

    • @rohankurani4974
      @rohankurani4974 4 роки тому +8

      Osmosis Jones English please.

    • @TheSoball358
      @TheSoball358 4 роки тому +8

      Please dont drink and UA-cam.

    • @KronoriumKid
      @KronoriumKid 4 роки тому +3

      Osmosis Jones I don’t speak dyslexic, I do understand English though!

  • @austinzean2190
    @austinzean2190 5 років тому +366

    “My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together”
    Teacher!!! I need your help

  • @JamesGinger
    @JamesGinger 3 місяці тому +1

    The lawyer was fantastic, also. I don't know how he kept a straight face. ❤❤

  • @Master_WhiteLightening
    @Master_WhiteLightening 3 роки тому +364

    This one of the funniest skits they have done. My jaw hurts from smiling and laughing so much.

    • @tubbysza
      @tubbysza Рік тому

      Whoever likes this video is a PEDOPHILE. Adult f*cking 16 year old is abuse, never funny at all.
      This video is pure deception.