Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL
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- Опубліковано 23 січ 2016
- Gavin Daly (Pete Davidson) testifies about having an inappropriate sexual relationship with his teachers (Ronda Rousey, Cecily Strong) -- happily. [Season 41, 2016]
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"The Chosen One" Davidson couldn't keep a straight face on that one.
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Veloci-Tapped- Her!! That was my favorite!
King Of Evrything & Threes Humpany tho
Kids called me the “chosen one” 🤣🤣
Manophere. com take that useless knowledge elsewhere please 🤣
Veloci-tapped-'er!
the revenant
he very much was
Magic the Gavining
The teachers rolling their eyes and saying the flirty comments is the best part of this skit for me hahaha
i agree but also you can tell they didn't have the most confidence in ronda rousey as a host, judging by how little she was actually in this sketch
Same
You gotta be kidding. Everything Pete Davidson said were the best parts. Every single one. This sketch deserves an award.
They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.
“The chosen one” and “Diary of a pimpy kid” are my favorite nicknames! 😂
a, car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives up it's fuel to ever cars will be Drained quickly
Kenan saying “My Man” made the whole skit for me.
what
@@smartass013 2X What!
it was supposed to be my nigga lol
@@iyot1020 so your happy you feel bad about yourself
Absolutely.
This could’ve gone on for 45 minutes and I’d still be watching it.
Agreed.
Wish it did.
Was hoping they'd show something funny to suggest reenactment 😁
My MAn!
Or 5 hours...😳
This could have been the whole show and I watch it!
interessante
Classic. Every now and then I run across this in my recommendations. I watch it at least 3 or 4 times in a row every time. Never gets old. 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Times two. For sure. The way Pete and Kenan interact is gift from comedy heaven.
"King of Everything" had me crying lol
“Diary of a Pimpy Kid” 😭😂
Did you know female ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high Estrogen
@@Smartass012 thank you for this cursive fact
@@tts375 your welcome
redPill Cosby cool
@@Smartass012 As do Vulcans during the time of pon farr.
"..and then we'll resume testimony from... MY MAN.." 😂😂
mah mannn
Was good
i read this as he said it 😂
he said it wrong tho
"Velocitapter" is my favorite🤣🤣🤣
The way Ronda delivered her three lines totalling 8 words: *chef's kiss*
“Here is a *vine* he posted”
Really shows the age of the skit
And your post, shows the lack of age in you, thinking something that is 5 years old.... is.... old.
@@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.
@@FirstLast-lh5ev you sound like a reporter no offense lol
hey imma show my age - is Vine like TikTok, before TikTok??
@@leosmithonbass Yes and no.
Kenan's inflections while saying, "Oh, I remember those days," are just perfect
Lol...same..... those were the days...
some of us just get that
they're so true lol. we get old
That made me think back to my past ......then I looked at my wife and said what they hell am I doing lol
Well I remember when I was Young the World had just begun and I was Happy. La La La lalala.
"My man, but the way Denzel Washington says it". And we all know exactly what he means lol
I love Kenan’s performances through all sketches I grew up with him and I am such a big fan with all his tales from the chad with the bidding to quirky characters to his impression of Steve Harvey a true entertainer
“I understand the kids called you names”
“Yes they called me the chosen one”
I’m dying
That's i felt when I was Raped.
Why I care women getting harrased all the Time
"Threes humpany" killed me
@@brooklyna007 this is creepy
Osmosis Jones get over yourself
I felt like Forrest Gump running across America, and everyone following him... Because he represented a symbol of hope😂😂😂😂
can relate haha,
The whole skit was full of great lines, that was just one of many.
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That got me too... 😆
That line was so good. Hillarious!
The bird twirling and running 😂. Pete just played this to perfection
The Roudy Ruff boys were killed by sexual harassment
That "My man!" is quite possibly one of the best moments in SNL history.
SNL is is made of a bunch of c🤮ck and manjinas . Needy simps.
-Was your family affected?
-Yes, sir. My dad and grandpa were estranged. This event brought them back together.
She took away the ability to feel he earned sex
That's when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thought it was a heart attack. Shit was so funny. 👍👍
@@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion.
I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+
it’s even better when you say it
@@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.
"About 5 hours" "Son, you're under oath" "OK, fine, 5 minutes."
well sure, five minutes for starters , but then they taught him how to calm down for the next round!! and the next ...
@@4465Vman plus they probably put on a show for him for a bit whilst he watched
@@zibafu great sketch I love the car scene the best!!!
@Jaffer Krainkle good times huh!!?????
"OK, fine. Three strokes...the first time.
It’s insane how this skit became a literal reflection of Pete Davidson’s life. If you have a girl, you better pray she’s never heard of him.
I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."
Pete nearly breaking character at 3:22 is the best part
and they started following him because he represents hope
Hope my ass!!! He is a god!!!
MinionTS Cod
Hope or Obummer hope?
James Theus The chosen one 😂
Sumit Singh Thakur yes!
"I replay it like a movie in my head, every single day", as I and any other human would. 😂
except for gay men and straight women
I prayed for that every single day in highschool.
Gerald I’m big gay woman, but that won’t happen at my school
Queen Butterfly
haha
@John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.
This MIGHT be my favorite recent SNL sketch. I keep watching it.
The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested
The fact that this is almost the same skit at when Taraji P Henson hosted just with threesome jokes kills me 😂
The kids call me "The Chosen one" 😄😄😄
King of everything
The kids called me a rapist and I still don't no what it means
Shoulda used greta humpedher
For it was fortold in the scrolls
I died at velocitapedher xD
"MY MAN"
I am the Manager! I MADE YOUR THING 3.7k likes 🙃
Mah-mehn
@@rudy1999 why this Worth celebrating. How real boys don't feel as good as he does
Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die of High blood pressure from high estrogen
3:10 is when we should’ve known he was gonna be the chosen one. 🤣🤣
Always about the females choice.
Its 2022 and chad is plowing through Hollywood. My man 😉
“Your life begins today”😂
Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics.
The logic is men like 😘 and women don't.
Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures.
But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you.
And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women.
Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes .
Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that.
Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen.
Antechinus die from to much 😘
We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them.
And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't .
What about date Rp
She's unconscious doesn't feel anything.
But also it's not about momentary discomfort.
.
And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge.
Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.
Is it weird I’m reminded of Bernie Sanders with the way he points and delivers that line?
Saw this the moment it popped up.
"Second coolest. I see what you did there."
I'm with you on that, your honor.
GingerZombie29 i don’t get it
Me neither
@@lukemoore2854 it implies that the first coolest thing was the sexual encounter
@@nugiewidhianto591
it is so much funnier now that you've explained the joke dumbass
@@yourgodsenseigod6834 what's crawled up your Ass?
Had to come back here 2023 watching from Kenya aka Wakanda this never gets old😂😂😂😂#myman put it down 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣
I loved this skit. Agree totally could've done a whole episode 😂😂
The judge is my favorite character
My Man!
My man
I like pete
My Man
My man
actually the car swerve was the **third** coolest thing he did that day
well played
"I see what you did there"
U read my mind
My man!
So which teacher is 1st and 2nd
Pete is one of the best characters the show ever had. He’s freaking awesome
He's terrible. Virtually unwatchable are rarely worth a chuckle. But hey, he nailed Beckinsale, so...
Every word makes me laugh. The entire skit.
Q: Did this effect your relationship with your family at all?
A: Yes sir, my grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.
👍🏻👍🏻
Affect, not effect.
Hellwyck shhhhhhut up
@@Hellwyck yeah shut up
@@Hellwyck yeah shut up
"Diary of a Pimpy Kid" omfg I died 😂😂💀
Fred Pimpstone
How old are you
Probably older than you
I liked 3's humpany lmao
JustCarp nobody asked
That kid rules at 16 I was still all about playing with Legos haha
"Veloci-tapped-her" *dead*
egdapo 3's a humpany
I think it’s velocitaptor... but it works like that as well
Actually I think he might have meant philosotaptor like philosophy
I just heard that😂😂
@@majjimind1172 He meant a play on the word "velociraptor" popularized in Jurassic Park movies.
"did this have an effect on your family life?"
"ahh yes sir, my grandfather and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together" 😂
Wait he gets stuck with child support
This is just the best SNL sketch could watch this for hours 👌🏿
For Pete Davidson, this skit is just art imitating life.
And he's seeing Kate Beckinsale after Ariana Grande...My man.
Dayummm is he really with Kate beckinsale?!??
They boy who lives
My man
They just broke up lol
@@the1theonly_princesseri934 awwww
@@the1theonly_princesseri934 i bet he'll find someone soon
Love how ronda literally just sat there and looked hot and said all of 6 words loo
@@connorandrus1904 I would say incel on steroids. But this 'guy' needs some fucking steroids.
They both looked hot
@@connorandrus1904 he sounds like the male version of a woman
“Your life begins today”😂
Sdotbell MMA she actually said 8 and yes i counted just for this comment
Kenans face after the five hours was priceless
It's tragic that these young men who find themselves in this situation often don't survive, due to too many high fives. :)
This skit doesn't ever get old.
Just like high schoolers. 😂🤣
@@TheBasher-_-yes they do yes they do
@Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.
@@TheBasher-_- yeah a movie that family guy did a bit about….
On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's gonna get removed from YT at some point in the future because this will be deemed too "insensitive"
he represented hope....he is the chosen one
RinTluangi Ralte Malfoy...
RinTluangi Ralte ok
RinTluangi Ralte Scorpio king
You do know it's easy to have your teacher I Highschool their practically sex dispensers
"we take a short recess and then will resume the testimony from... MY MAN" that broke me so hard 🤣🤣
I always felt gross being a boy . My mother would read me the tell him essay every night.
It was horrible looking at myself with with big hideous grotesque pea ness .
Until I met a girl who actually openly like D's she pointed out if they are so grossed out and Traumatized by D pics why do share them with their friends to laugh
she explained we look funny and sometimes Jaulting not draining of energy. Like many feminist say .
She took me to her friends for me to entertain them. Watch me play with it. I felt good about myself for a CHANGE for once .for like a minute.then I felt wrong. I don't want one of those guys enforcing our own oppression. Proud how much he hates himself. But I don't wanna n
be a man who either. I want to find some lucky girl to offer myself to
4:27 We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from.... *Mah Man* 😎
My grandpa and dad were estranged, this event brought them back together " lmaooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
To kill the rapist
If you owe back ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus . It's going to your Highschool teacher
Jon Cryer should have played the dad, they even look alike, lol.
What father would not be proud?
@@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations.
. I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.
3:46 MY MAN but as the way Denzel Washington says it 🤣
I know right....you can't help but want to give dap when someone says it right.
Best scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Seth Organs ua-cam.com/video/-Iw0-U9OknI/v-deo.html All I had to do was search it on UA-cam.
@Seth Organs ay if u wouldn't type it in fronta a group of blk ppl then don't type it-
jk, slick
Kenan thompson smh
HAHHAHAHAHA "I replay like a movie in my head every single day" and "My Man" from Keenan... so hilarious
This never gets old. Legend
Everything that his classmates said can pretty much describe Pete in real life... First Ariana and now Kim K. Pete truly is "The Chosen One"
He is my mann. That diary of a pimpy kid
Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡
Just gonna leave kate beckinsale out of that huh
@@DeathWatchChampion Kate is the hottest, but I would guess Ariana the best.
@@smartass0124 part of being a man is walking your own path and not worrying about what others expect from you.
“My man” gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
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I would punsh a guy praised me my Man. After a mistake like this
Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from High estrogen
"yeah kids called me ThE ChoSeN OnE, KinG Of EvEryThIng, ThReeS HumPaNy, DiArY Of A PimPy KiD, Uhm FeLOsITaPToR, AnD uHm My maN bUt ThE WaY DeNzO WasHingTon SaIs IT"
little did he know he actually became the chosen one and hope ✊🏽🤝
I relate to the "at 16 all about playing with Legos" comment at the end.
Ditto.
+Wil Gentry Nothing wrong with that. In due time, bruh. In due time....
CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.
+Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.
Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.
Rousey with glasses... ME , "I'm suddenly VERY interested."
yeah without them she is ok. with them. god damn.
@@13christbane 😂😂😂
Seriously 😂
true, like many actresses, without makeup we barely recognize them on the street.
@@albertgaspar627 She can look really different sometimes! ☺
One of the best SNL skits of all time!❤
I've watched this at least 25 times flipping through utube.....funny every damn time lmao
Q: "And how long did the encounter take place?"
A: "Around 5 hours"
Judge: "Ooo. I remember those days..."
RoadWulf Wow, you watched the video too!
@@nickcabrera3087 😂😂😂
Yep thats what they said.
701 idiots wow
Yep, I said it to myself right as he said it. Good times. Distant memory.
“That kid rules....at 16 I was still all about playing with legos” 😂😭
I can relate to this my younger brother has autism aswell
would you be saying the same thing if it was a male teacher and a female student
@@noobmasters6913 it’s a line from a Comedy sketch, it’s not that deep 🤦🏽♀️
I'm reading and writing fanfiction at 16
That's nothing, my wife's son is 40 has a government job that pays him 6 figures and has every Lego set known to man
Kenan saying “My Man” made my day.
Feminist think we feel entitled to see when actually we see it as a victory .
Why we are disgusted by women who just give up . Even act like their getting some to.
We take joy in gang raping a young girl .but if she wants a train on her 🤮🤮
You know it’s good and you’re enjoying it when you don’t want it to end, lol.
Kenan turning the sketch into solid gold as always.
SamBam Kenan Thompson is my favorite out of all of the SNL cast
Not really
SamBam With just that twinkle,and sly smile..😆
Hmm I’m glad he has fans but I don’t find him funny he always acts the same never changes his voice
Jordan May He’s beein’ heesself!😆
"my man" that's what I thought when he got engaged with Ariana Grande...
@@waltersobchak300 mac had an addiction, the addiction killed him not ariana grande
@@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior
@@waltersobchak300 oh you're just a really shit troll
Hahahaha............
@@waltersobchak300 you clearly haven't been keeping up with the news
I come back to watch this every October 3rd. Myy maann!
Fred Pimpstone still my fav😅
Lmfao when he said "they called me the chosen one...." he almost broke character haha. Started bugging himself. Love when comedians cant handle the joke themselves.
If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother
“So cheesy....” (giggles)
*“Monsters!!!!”*
I have a friend who would do exactly that. It's hilarious man
where were those teachers when i was in high school
@@razieltalos Sleeping with someone cooler than you (or me).
@@garyco766 my teachers didnt look like that lol
The "monsters" cry-out cracks me up.
We need another version of this
And how did your classmates find out about the encounter?
“I believe from me telling the story to anyone who would listen” hahaha
We got gender dynamics bawards. a car that can take fuel from many tanks will go very fare but a tank that gives it's fuel to easy to to many cars will quickly run out
@@smartass0124 You should change your name from Smartass to Dumbass.
I'm changing my alias to, "Veloci-tapped-her.." that is all
I gave in at veloci tapped her!!!! Hahahahahahaha
Roflmfao
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Wow, that teacher's a total knock-out.
Cecily or Ronda?
+Ian Stephenson Ronda obviously.
+Nick Kurtz I like what you did there
Ian Stephenson Because we both she is the hotter teacher ;).
Pun intended
Top 250 greatest skits of all time of SNL
Its been six years and I'm still laughing :-)
"....my man." Lmao this shit was funny af
Not out of average incel woods yet. If he get of paying his ChildSupport .
My Man.😁👍
I'd react the same way if I could have Cecily Strong alone. Ronda with the glasses is a bonus
Many girls dream of R Kelly how are they victins
Ronda looked hot I’ve always liked her but now she’s with that big giant posting farm pics of her looking rough I’ve gone off her.
yeah it's so annoying when women do what they want to do, and not what men want them to do
@@joski9030 Oh yeah because she is so happy and in love that you find it annoying. Geeze.
timbits187 what the fuck
One of my favorite all time clips from SNL lol
Cant get enough of this skit😊
Pete is hilarious without even trying 😂😂😂
Julie D so true
"Ok"
@Jay Caldwell The guy who's comment you agreed with, had written something so dumb that he deleted it, apparently.
“How did the other students find out?
“ I believe from me. I told anyone that would listen” 🤣🤣🤣
“The chosen one “
Alena Gallagher I found this super hilarious 😂😂
Beloved “Velocitapper”
xD
@@JustLikeJet
It was "Velocitappedher"
Hes literally the revenant
Never gets old.
Kenan really makes this sketch even better than it already was
Gcool243 my man
Gcool243 my man
Gcool243 my man
Gcool243 my man
my man
It’s kinda sad how if the roles were reversed- two male teachers and a female student, this would have played out a lot differently
xxBOSSGAMERxx I see your point. But I do believe that sexual trauma is different for both genders, and therefore is handled differently. Typically boys of that age get together with an older woman pretty frequently in the world, and everyone is more or less ok with it simply because guys react to that stuff differently. But again, I see your point.
I'm not gonna lie, Salvador. What you said didn't make any sense.
What is your proof for this? Just wondering. Also, they're boys that end up having to pay child support if the rapist has a baby.
Francisco Vazquez your response was the rational and appropriate way to reply to such a comment 😂
Agreed. What parent wants their child sexually involved with an adult; especially his teacher? Did we learn nothing from Mary Kate and Villi? Ugh!
That was the second coolest thing I did that ....the Judge.....I see what you did......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
kids called me 'the chosen one' 😂
I like how Pete Davidson starts laughing when he says "chosen one" hahaha
Why did they call him the revenant ? I don't get it
Hell yeah
@@xanderaragon7059 basically Kids Calling him god. Lol
Holy crap. The funniest sketch ever.
waiting for more sequels!!! xD
its fucking gay the old school would have gone with the judge banging the,m and it being released later on through the court trail, the bailiff, the lawyer and everyone the court would have came out with banging them then it would have been funny
john doe please seek psychiatric care
+john doe you are like UA-cam cancer.
WhereTheFuckIAm? please watch some of the Will Ferrell cast they were much more funnier than these skits, except for witnesses pool boy skit that was funny
Right next to the sketch of I need more cow bell this is one of the best
Pete davidson is one of my top 5 fav comedians lmfao! He is Lowkey one of the most under rated comedians in the game today no cap💯🙏🏻