Wedding Objections - Saturday Night Live

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2014
  • WNBA athlete Alberta (Leslie Jones) and White Castle owner Ian (Martin Freeman) are getting married no matter what anyone says.
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  • @analyticalmindset
    @analyticalmindset 7 років тому +8353

    "Evelyn, Get in there and SHUT... IT... DOWN! " lmaooo

  • @abbycash
    @abbycash 4 роки тому +7055

    “Evelyn get in there and SHUT IT DOWN” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jm15xy
    @jm15xy 3 роки тому +9781

    Everyone ignored the most obvious, and perhaps the only valid, objection: he's still legally married to that other woman.

    • @thelightinthedark1689
      @thelightinthedark1689 2 роки тому +617

      Because daddy needs his chocolate 😂

    • @tyanabullock1528
      @tyanabullock1528 2 роки тому +213

      @@thelightinthedark1689 he need it need it need it more than spongebob needs water🤣

    • @SK-ck9qu
      @SK-ck9qu 2 роки тому +116

      They got married in a church but there won't be any hassles if they don't register their wedding.

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 2 роки тому +48

      What about the collasped penis?

    • @tyanabullock1528
      @tyanabullock1528 2 роки тому +83

      @@llarmstrong783 that don’t matter when daddy got his chocolate 🤣

  • @dritemolawzbks8574
    @dritemolawzbks8574 3 роки тому +1728

    I love the suspense Kate built up as a random, elderly, opinionated, and uninvited guess to a interracial wedding.

    • @gcchair7634
      @gcchair7634 10 місяців тому +28

      She is just an excellent actress…

    • @latoyaarchie7468
      @latoyaarchie7468 6 місяців тому +6

      She is soooooo funny!!!!

  • @destineewright8636
    @destineewright8636 4 роки тому +10846

    She looks beautiful in that dress

    • @redlupo6193
      @redlupo6193 3 роки тому +352

      One of the few times the world got to see just how gorgeous a woman Leslie Jones really is. That bit about 💖Siriano💖
      having to be a last-minute sole offering infuriated me. Six feet and statuesque to a T and those asshat designers wouldn't go near her for not being a sample size. Their loss, she was a queen in bright red that awards night. All of us too short, tall, thin, heavy, anything out of the mean were cheering for her that night and she slayed it.👍💯🌹

    • @letty4558
      @letty4558 3 роки тому +80

      @@redlupo6193 That pissed me off too.

    • @erb1998
      @erb1998 3 роки тому +75

      Correct !! Just gorgeous

    • @garimaaaaa
      @garimaaaaa 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah!

    • @vampiraJ
      @vampiraJ 3 роки тому +45

      I came here to say this, gorgeous!

  • @DanicaStarr
    @DanicaStarr 8 років тому +2811

    "I said, Evelynn, get in there and shut it DOwwwn!" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LGKids
      @LGKids 8 років тому +3

      Lol!

    • @Shadywolf09
      @Shadywolf09 8 років тому +13

      He need it, need it, need it.

    • @izanaminomikotomizuki9409
      @izanaminomikotomizuki9409 8 років тому +42

      Leslie Jones almost lost it completely when the lady said that...she had to hold back her laughter.

    • @ameliar6374
      @ameliar6374 7 років тому +4

      I didnt get that joke

    • @Shadywolf09
      @Shadywolf09 7 років тому +2

      Lana Golightly It's a reference to a song.

  • @hjesri2011
    @hjesri2011 3 роки тому +3525

    I NEED a comedy spy thriller staring Martin Freeman and Leslie Jones as a married couple. I need it so bad.

    • @CynM.
      @CynM. 2 роки тому +91

      He is controlled comedy and she is chaotic comedy

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 2 роки тому +22

      That's a heck of an idea you just came up with, it couldn't be worse than many of the movie premises that Hollywood has been throwing at us lately. And it isn't a sequel to some lame ass crap that never needed one.

    • @AlmostWorthless
      @AlmostWorthless 2 роки тому +34

      You need it need it need it.

    • @mikaelaisraelsson119
      @mikaelaisraelsson119 Рік тому +19

      right like why is their chemistry actually fire?

    • @scribe712
      @scribe712 Рік тому +1

      That sounds like one of the absolute worst ideas I've heard in a long time.

  • @Berrymerry928
    @Berrymerry928 Рік тому +231

    4:40 something about the old lady saying she’s mild mannered and doesn’t speak in groups but needed to shut it down made me choke on my laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @libby0512
    @libby0512 3 роки тому +10595

    martin freeman saying “daddy needs his chocolate, chocolate in the morning, chocolate in the evening, chocolate at supper time” is my favorite thing

    • @LifeJourneyful
      @LifeJourneyful 3 роки тому +306

      HE GONE OVERDOSE ON CHOCOLATE😂

    • @EvlNabiki
      @EvlNabiki 3 роки тому +160

      A true hobbit

    • @rosiepestel7836
      @rosiepestel7836 3 роки тому +36

      😂😂😂😂

    • @totirnauliyh1241
      @totirnauliyh1241 3 роки тому +31

      Please someone tell me what chocolate meaning..
      Is that mean sex or skin chocolate or what ?

    • @libby0512
      @libby0512 3 роки тому +39

      @@totirnauliyh1241 it’s him referring to having sex with her, and it does refer to the color of her skin

  • @adnamafett7862
    @adnamafett7862 4 роки тому +9734

    I live for Martin Freeman saying “Daddy needs his chocolate”

  • @Leanmeantigerqueen2000
    @Leanmeantigerqueen2000 2 роки тому +827

    5:39 - 5:53
    The image of Leslie just vibing while Martin delivers his lines will always be one of my favorite SNL moments🤣👌

  • @godsgirl2696
    @godsgirl2696 2 роки тому +3305

    I am so glad to see that Leslie Jones is receiving so much love in these comments. She has been put down so many times. She is so beautiful,and has been criticized as a comic, but it never bothers her.

    • @joy2955
      @joy2955 2 роки тому +67

      She is gorgeous, isn't she?

    • @benjaminvasquez5826
      @benjaminvasquez5826 2 роки тому +9

      She is not... all you idiots only say that because nowadays is popular praise black people and do that just because is "popular" is PATHETIC.

    • @carlylahana2526
      @carlylahana2526 2 роки тому +120

      @@benjaminvasquez5826 you know brian at some point you’re going to have to deal with the trauma of nobody agreeing to go to prom with you and having to take your cousin

    • @angelamorrow8973
      @angelamorrow8973 2 роки тому +9

      She isn’t funny

    • @alanis0533
      @alanis0533 2 роки тому +79

      @@benjaminvasquez5826 ..Or maybe people just say that because they genuinely think she's pretty?

  • @lindaj171
    @lindaj171 4 роки тому +7618

    Kate McKinnon is in a league all of her own.

    • @chinemeremudoh3732
      @chinemeremudoh3732 3 роки тому +78

      ALL day! EVERY day!!

    • @MsDee409
      @MsDee409 3 роки тому +22

      So true!!

    • @AprilPvd
      @AprilPvd 3 роки тому +140

      And I love how Keenan and Leslie were cracking up at her!

    • @anaistana5631
      @anaistana5631 3 роки тому +15

      All day!! Everyday!!

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 3 роки тому +34

      she totally is. Most hilarious actress ever.

  • @contrivedresident5917
    @contrivedresident5917 3 роки тому +5483

    "10 kids! He just adopted the Wu-Tang Clan!"-Kenan Thompson, 2014.

    • @Joel-uv5tg
      @Joel-uv5tg 3 роки тому +35

      I pissed myself at that one

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 3 роки тому +53

      What made it even funnier for me was Kenan trying not to lose it and laugh when the doctor came up and started talking.

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 3 роки тому +43

      What gets me the most is that she had ten children while being a professional WNBA champion. 🤣

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 2 роки тому +15

      Well she thought he was the king of England

    • @Maytag818
      @Maytag818 2 роки тому +2

      Yes that is a quote from the sketch.

  • @Aquamarine333
    @Aquamarine333 3 роки тому +1413

    “Combination Taco Bell Pizza Hut”. Ahead of TikTok.

    • @rosiepestel7836
      @rosiepestel7836 3 роки тому +2

      True

    • @lemiabodden7717
      @lemiabodden7717 3 роки тому +19

      An old song from Das Racist

    • @bonesandhearts5683
      @bonesandhearts5683 3 роки тому +6

      @@lemiabodden7717 yeah i remember people referencing it in like 2009

    • @MrScaramanga16
      @MrScaramanga16 2 роки тому +5

      @@lemiabodden7717 than you for correcting, this comment about tic toc made me feel sad for the younger generation

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams 2 роки тому +7

      Not sure what Tik Tok has to do with it...those places exist, and they existed well before TikTok

  • @anngutgesell5135
    @anngutgesell5135 Рік тому +196

    I love when Leslie cracks up in her skits, makes me burst out laughing. And that dress, she wears it beautifully.

  • @yorkniu2115
    @yorkniu2115 5 років тому +16237

    "Remember me? I'm your wife." god that was hilarious

    • @emilyreplogle
      @emilyreplogle 4 роки тому +34

      Me too

    • @get_flankedaxr2472
      @get_flankedaxr2472 4 роки тому +105

      I am the king of England and own a White Castle

    • @get_flankedaxr2472
      @get_flankedaxr2472 4 роки тому +19

      Truth Seeker
      I don’t even remember writing this 😂
      -we good.

    • @yolovideos8084
      @yolovideos8084 4 роки тому +8

      that was not merely close to what you make it seem; but some people crack up to what others may not... this was apretty dry sketch

    • @ashy6504
      @ashy6504 4 роки тому +4

      York Niu lmao

  • @ahhhfakemonsters
    @ahhhfakemonsters 7 років тому +5207

    Leslie losing it when Kate does her bit

    • @mgeek1
      @mgeek1 7 років тому +286

      So did I. Kate McKinnon is the real deal. Such focus.

    • @tabithagoolsby4127
      @tabithagoolsby4127 7 років тому +199

      I always noticed that Leslie doesn't loose it often but when she does, it's usually because of Kate. Her comedy is gold.

    • @mgeek1
      @mgeek1 7 років тому +94

      And Kenan is usually pretty good at holding it together too. I think I've only seen him break once or twice because he broke himself up.

    • @tabithagoolsby4127
      @tabithagoolsby4127 7 років тому +122

      SNL defiantly made the right choice hiring her. I would have loved to have been there for her audition.

    • @davidchou1675
      @davidchou1675 7 років тому +10

      Allison H I was surprised only 'cause I didn't find that part really funny....

  • @rae5602
    @rae5602 3 роки тому +247

    "Jenga!"
    "Evelyn, get in there and shut it d o w n"
    "Daddy needs his chocolate."

  • @charfree6888
    @charfree6888 2 роки тому +255

    Kate unexpectedly showing up in a skit always makes my day.

    • @taralohman6492
      @taralohman6492 9 місяців тому +1

      She’s the best part of an amazing skit

    • @MasonGoodwin-es4cp
      @MasonGoodwin-es4cp 5 місяців тому

      To me her segment is one of the funniest parts in snl history😂😂😂

  • @lulun3724
    @lulun3724 5 років тому +3292

    “ you are not losing a room mate, you are gaining a room mate “
    Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂

    • @takayanagi-senseissurprise2104
      @takayanagi-senseissurprise2104 3 роки тому +20

      Marnie is probably thinking that’s worst! 😂😂😂

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 3 роки тому +16

      @@takayanagi-senseissurprise2104 not if she needs help paying rent 😂😂 man owns a white castle

    • @rosiepestel7836
      @rosiepestel7836 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 3 роки тому +6732

    *"... You're a hater and you're jealous!"*
    - Every UA-camr who ever got into any argument whatsoever! 😂

  • @holyfool5605
    @holyfool5605 2 роки тому +81

    the little dance Jones did while freeman was giving his chocolate speech was so cute and in sync

  • @to_ur_heart
    @to_ur_heart 7 місяців тому +12

    “Daddy needs his chocolate”
    I DIEEDDDD

  • @dalekdude180
    @dalekdude180 7 років тому +3575

    That chocolate speech was great lmao

    • @SandrineAnterrion
      @SandrineAnterrion 7 років тому +86

      The dance was the best

    • @staceyj3667
      @staceyj3667 7 років тому +11

      Yes!

    • @michelewilla
      @michelewilla 7 років тому +162

      His face didn't falter at all and I was screaming 😂😂😂

    • @giggles1219
      @giggles1219 7 років тому +29

      delius521 WOW...That's aggressive as hell 😂😂😂

    • @user-mw4qi1kx3o
      @user-mw4qi1kx3o 7 років тому +150

      chocolate at supper time thank you

  • @jleon1985
    @jleon1985 8 років тому +18974

    Evelyn needs to be a roaming character that pops up periodically in skits. she's funny as hell

    • @namafarm
      @namafarm 8 років тому +95

      yes!!!

    • @Josh-gx4fu
      @Josh-gx4fu 8 років тому +82

      That's just the same character lesli jones always is... it's called lesli jones. But she is funny.

    • @johnryan6019
      @johnryan6019 8 років тому +230

      +Josh Griego Evelyn was McKinnons character, guy.

    • @Xaerh
      @Xaerh 8 років тому +8

      omg fr

    • @russdad2001
      @russdad2001 7 років тому +4

      jleon ł

  • @blydavis3706
    @blydavis3706 3 роки тому +55

    "Remember me? I'm your wife." God that was hilarious

  • @merciajorge769
    @merciajorge769 3 роки тому +66

    "daddy needa his chocolate" 😂😂😂😂😂💔 he said it with a straight face

  • @sircullars9437
    @sircullars9437 8 років тому +3710

    Evelyn needs to be a permanent character

    • @gailcirillo7830
      @gailcirillo7830 8 років тому +17

      yes

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 8 років тому +18

      Oh God, yes, please. :-D

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 8 років тому +4

      +Will C I agree wholeheartedly

    • @TheJordanWS
      @TheJordanWS 8 років тому +8

      +1hunna str8gutter If we can have a 'Pat' movie then goddammit we can have an 'Evelyn' one!

    • @brilliantchic
      @brilliantchic 8 років тому +6

      right !?!?

  • @kevinhuheey1261
    @kevinhuheey1261 5 років тому +5138

    “Chocolate in the morning, Chocolate in the evening, Chocolate at supper time thank you” 😂

    • @estieeu2364
      @estieeu2364 5 років тому +95

      Lol he's a smart man🤣🤣

    • @lordabiabi1964
      @lordabiabi1964 5 років тому +29

      😋 🍫

    • @somuchsomuch7970
      @somuchsomuch7970 5 років тому +23

      @@estieeu2364 yes, but he forget chocolate at the lunch to mmmm 😂

    • @phantommangagirl
      @phantommangagirl 5 років тому +11

      When chocolate's on a bagel...it's probably time for a divorce.

    • @pandagal9805
      @pandagal9805 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr

  • @MJGEMS
    @MJGEMS 10 місяців тому +62

    KATE'S..."shut it down"...STILL has me in tears😂🤣😭🤣🤣🤣 [watched her segment over 20x]

  • @KitchenCounterProductions
    @KitchenCounterProductions 3 роки тому +23

    I don't think I can put into words how much serotonin Martin freeman singing at 2:13 gave me

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 5 років тому +8440

    "Quick question, why are you throwing away our marriage like this?"
    50 times in 5 days, that's why 😂😂

    • @bttrade6286
      @bttrade6286 5 років тому +345

      I just hope his jenga member can hold it during the wedding night and beyond otherwise she will be throwing away her marriage too. LOL

    • @naomiejulugbeh4162
      @naomiejulugbeh4162 5 років тому +41

      @@bttrade6286 Jenga members LOL

    • @ineedmoresleep3728
      @ineedmoresleep3728 5 років тому +120

      And that’s why she has 10 kids

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 5 років тому +49

      @@naomiejulugbeh4162 and when that Jenga member don't work anymore, well it's off to the women's big and tall store!

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 5 років тому +14

      @@bttrade6286 marriage, and some pieces of the dick, will be thrown away that night

  • @dukenjuken1989
    @dukenjuken1989 4 роки тому +2614

    “EVERY HAIR ON MY BODY SAID EVELYN GET IN THERE AND SHUT IT DOWN!”
    Lol

  • @AnnJo-gq8gu
    @AnnJo-gq8gu Рік тому +28

    if I understood correctly in the 5 days they were together: he left his wife, they spent their time getting laid to the point she sent him to the emergency room, he then where he spent 10 hours on an operating table and he's recovered enough to get married ? He has to at least helped with the wedding preparations in relation to the invitations.

  • @yoshitheonly
    @yoshitheonly 3 роки тому +67

    Never expected Martin Freeman saying, "Most importantly, Daddy needs his chocolate."

    • @basmajaheen9435
      @basmajaheen9435 2 роки тому +2

      Especially at supper time, thank you. 😂

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 5 років тому +9781

    The man needs his chocolate

    • @sarahthomas8670
      @sarahthomas8670 3 роки тому +82

      ☠️🤣🍫

    • @deez2569
      @deez2569 3 роки тому +137

      Dont we all! 💯❤

    • @TheOldandslow
      @TheOldandslow 3 роки тому +154

      Chocolate at second breakfast was omitted. I'm doubting his dedication.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 3 роки тому +34

      You betcha, so do i😋

    • @saeboforex1730
      @saeboforex1730 3 роки тому +20

      Damn u look like good chocolate urself

  • @m1trek860
    @m1trek860 3 роки тому +5673

    i laughed so hard at "$5000 dollars split among us" not because it was the funniest joke, but because it sounded so true.

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 3 роки тому +38

      that's for the fan to decide,lol

    • @randomuser1105
      @randomuser1105 2 роки тому +158

      Yep. Women's sports don't get enough respect.

    • @brendabacon2465
      @brendabacon2465 2 роки тому +35

      And delivered perfectly!

    • @eternalmiasma5586
      @eternalmiasma5586 2 роки тому +40

      I just laughed because I heard among us

    • @broskey1238
      @broskey1238 2 роки тому +24

      The revenue u bring in equals the pay

  • @peterm85
    @peterm85 3 роки тому +90

    Why doesn't Leslie Jones wear her hair more like this? Girl be looking fine! 💯

    • @kikigam7113
      @kikigam7113 3 роки тому +3

      I asked the same thing

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 2 роки тому +3

      Been wondering that too! Not a big fan of the short "mohawk-type" hairdo that she normally wears.

    • @joy2955
      @joy2955 2 роки тому +2

      I agree, this style really suits her and looks amazing.

    • @CarlosSDCA
      @CarlosSDCA 2 роки тому +3

      It is a lot of work to make it look so perfect. Ask any friend of yours that has same type of hair

  • @rainbowyarn
    @rainbowyarn 3 роки тому +42

    I love when SNL has good actors who lean the fuck into these roles; this sketch is fantastic

  • @snoonan
    @snoonan 7 років тому +2617

    "And if there is one wrong move...
    JENGA!"
    Oh. There I go. Lost it.

  • @amayalafromboise5261
    @amayalafromboise5261 4 роки тому +3036

    “Daddy needs his chocolate he need it need it need it “ wtf make me spit out the water I was drinking

    • @maximumblackness1
      @maximumblackness1 4 роки тому +19

      Yyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhh that jungle fever ahahahahahahaha I love that part 😹😹😹😹

    • @vanessacs538
      @vanessacs538 4 роки тому +1

      @@maximumblackness1 Get a life, human life started in the Garden of Eden as we called the jungle being black then i'm good, what about yourself where were you, hmmmmmmm?

    • @maximumblackness1
      @maximumblackness1 4 роки тому +12

      @@vanessacs538 😹😹😹😹 still my favorite part wtf was you supposed to be ruining my day?????

    • @f10244
      @f10244 3 роки тому +9

      @@vanessacs538 huh? :/

    • @mnb4414
      @mnb4414 3 роки тому +13

      @@vanessacs538 oh shit people we got a dumbass

  • @janegoldy6385
    @janegoldy6385 2 роки тому +17

    6:07 I know how insignificant this is, but the church they use the picture of at the end is the one my family went to growing up.

    • @GB-ps4cp
      @GB-ps4cp 7 місяців тому +1

      In Denver??

    • @GB-ps4cp
      @GB-ps4cp 7 місяців тому +1

      I recognize it from my school

    • @janegoldy6385
      @janegoldy6385 7 місяців тому +1

      @@GB-ps4cp I am pretty sure it is.

  • @clarejennings5049
    @clarejennings5049 2 роки тому +21

    "Damn it Alberta!"
    That gets me every time

  • @lovelyray161
    @lovelyray161 5 років тому +4986

    Dad : "Do you know how many kids she got?"
    Groom: 3
    Dad - double that and add 4
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 4 роки тому +23

      10😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @roberthouston3824
      @roberthouston3824 4 роки тому +5

      @@joncampos5551 ebonics refuses to properly conjugate verbs.

    • @victoriabarefoot3998
      @victoriabarefoot3998 4 роки тому +3

      Damnnn spit out all my drink!!😭😂

    • @sgriggl
      @sgriggl 4 роки тому +51

      @@roberthouston3824 @Jon Campos That's not true. AAVE conjugates verbs consistently. it just has a different set of grammar rules for doing it. linguists (language specialists) have long recognized that what is or is not a standard or "proper" dialect of a language has nothing to do with linguistic facts (like verb conjugations) and is entirely a socio-politic matter...
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English

    • @amybess
      @amybess 4 роки тому +2

      Where are the kids then?

  • @braceface1514
    @braceface1514 5 років тому +4665

    evelyn killed me lmaooo she needs to pop up in different skits to “not get involved”😭

    • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
      @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 5 років тому +42

      that is actually a brilliant idea!

    • @christopherverdery1294
      @christopherverdery1294 5 років тому +98

      The way Leslie broke character makes me wonder if the script just had "Kate ad lib", and they decided her character at the last minute and let Kate improvise her own lines. I too want Evelyn to return.

    • @jackielromero
      @jackielromero 4 роки тому +28

      Shut it down!!!!😂😂😂

    • @callum9999
      @callum9999 4 роки тому

      @@christopherverdery1294 Leslie constantly breaks character...

    • @shannon2005100
      @shannon2005100 4 роки тому +13

      "And I said, Evelyn get in there and SHUT. IT. DOWN!" Kate McDonald is a comic genius 😂😂

  • @ChestersonJack
    @ChestersonJack 2 роки тому +95

    I’d love to have a full film about this plot. The meet-cute at the combination restaurant, the presumed hilarious series of misunderstandings that lead into active deception where she thinks he’s the king of England, why it even had to come up that she “definitely doesn’t have 10 kids” for that to also be active deception as opposed to lying by omission, the fact that they have had sex 50 times in Alberta’s apartment in the past five days and when exactly the shattered penis event happened through all that, how exactly his wife FIRST found out about all of this or if this is the first time he’s seen her since meeting Alberta, maybe even a time skip where we see the gruesome murder. I have so many questions.

  • @kels5124
    @kels5124 3 роки тому +24

    1:18 I’M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

  • @freddywaller1713
    @freddywaller1713 8 років тому +2559

    Leslie Jones trying not to crack up at Kate McKinnon XD

    • @thevampirefrog06
      @thevampirefrog06 7 років тому +222

      I think Kenan Thompson might be struggling there at the end too.

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 7 років тому +79

      I couldn't stop seeing Kenan obviously thinking about something else to keep it together during the doctor and Evelyn. There's a part about 3:35 during the doctor I think he was picturing it. XD

    • @emilylovell5976
      @emilylovell5976 6 років тому

      Freddy Waller it was fake

    • @marywright9468
      @marywright9468 6 років тому

      Freddy Waller

    • @marywright9468
      @marywright9468 6 років тому

      Sabrina p

  • @jeezyfbby
    @jeezyfbby 7 років тому +3714

    "Marnie, Ily but you're a hater & you're jealous" LMAO

    • @parisnurashikinmohamadsupi4348
      @parisnurashikinmohamadsupi4348 6 років тому +44

      Janette N "You're losing a roommate, you're getting a roommate!" Hahah!

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 6 років тому +4

      Janette N that's gonna be me at my wedding...if I ever even get a boyfriend 😢

    • @KL-bg8fi
      @KL-bg8fi 5 років тому

      👍🏾

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel 4 роки тому +1

      I said the same thing to my sister who warned me to stop seeing a girl who was trouble. "You're a hater and you're jealous" LOL!!!!

  • @sharakanelson6965
    @sharakanelson6965 7 місяців тому +12

    But Daddy needs his chocolate! I am done 😂

  • @alexstockwell4349
    @alexstockwell4349 2 роки тому +9

    5:45: I wonder how many realize this line is a reference to a commercial for mini-pizza bagels from the 90s.

  • @kaylaburney3789
    @kaylaburney3789 8 років тому +2847

    Out of all the things I thought would happen today as I got out of bed this morning, hearing Martin Freeman say "Daddy needs his chocolate" wasn't one of them.

    • @futoijosei
      @futoijosei 8 років тому +4

      Why not?

    • @kaylaburney3789
      @kaylaburney3789 8 років тому +45

      Don't get me wrong, it's not that I wasn't pleased to hear it, it's just not everyday you hear that sort of thing from Martin Freeman, though I wouldn't put it past him after he called Ben "Sugarnut".

    • @sweets2thesweetshop
      @sweets2thesweetshop 7 років тому +44

      +Kayla Burney oh shut up ! Daddy needs his chocolate yes!🍫

    • @brockgarrett7721
      @brockgarrett7721 7 років тому +30

      Hoc can you not like choclate(; yum I'm in love with the coco 🍫

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 7 років тому +8

      Kayla Burney life is amazing isn't it

  • @shelbzzz
    @shelbzzz 3 роки тому +2920

    the way Leslie went from laughing at 5:05 to a stoic face in like 2 seconds was ✨ immaculate ✨

    • @patrickwilson5162
      @patrickwilson5162 2 роки тому +11

      Hello

    • @logansfury
      @logansfury 2 роки тому +86

      Kate McKinnon is so talented and hilarious that it's no surprise Leslie lost character for a moment and busted out laughing. I agree that she showed amazing professionalism regaining control of herself so quickly. That's one of the most fun parts of this sketch to me.

  • @andreask3218
    @andreask3218 7 місяців тому +4

    "5,000 $ split among us!" 😂

  • @galenwong7905
    @galenwong7905 3 роки тому +102

    Does anyone else think Evelyn should be in more sketches.

  • @author_tiffany_dionne
    @author_tiffany_dionne 6 років тому +1337

    "Evelyn, get in there and Shut. It. Dowwwwn!!!!"

    • @JR-xw5nv
      @JR-xw5nv 5 років тому +52

      I love how Leslie cracked up a but at that point.

    • @Wonganie
      @Wonganie 5 років тому +5

      Author_Tiffany _Dionne and the Bride broke down laughing lol

    • @jjbing3
      @jjbing3 5 років тому +6

      She couldn’t keep it together.

    • @caspianlong5946
      @caspianlong5946 4 роки тому +2

      I was legit scrolling and I saw this just as they said that

    • @HuLou
      @HuLou 4 роки тому +2

      “I know I must sacrifice my satisfaction to allow the next person to get the 1k like.” - Sincerely,
      The 999th person to like this comment

  • @radish1395
    @radish1395 6 років тому +8385

    "But, more importantly, Daddy needs his chocolate."

  • @hippy282
    @hippy282 2 роки тому +26

    They worked so well together in this sketch. I wanna see more with them teaming up

  • @makavelishakur12
    @makavelishakur12 2 роки тому +23

    I love the fact that it was a line of people, that protesting their Union. Good skit SNL😂

  • @taylor_rain__
    @taylor_rain__ 7 років тому +711

    "Evelyn, GET IN THERE AND SHUT IT DOWN!" I love Kate Mckinnon 😂😂😂

  • @SimoneintheSkies
    @SimoneintheSkies 8 років тому +234

    "5,000 dollars split among us" 😂👏 accurate description of the WNBA

    • @aj7460
      @aj7460 8 років тому +14

      Lol and every other female sport

  • @buddythewonderdog8065
    @buddythewonderdog8065 3 роки тому +191

    This whole sketch was written just to get Martin Freeman to say, "Daddy needs his chocolate."
    And I'm totally okay with that.

    •  Рік тому +3

      That line is perfect

  • @d.263
    @d.263 3 роки тому +32

    Keenan steals the show every time for me ❤️🤣

  • @derrickb.7306
    @derrickb.7306 5 років тому +5525

    "I don't know these people. I was just walking by and I caught a very brief glimpse of these two through the window. Now, I am a mild-mannered person. I don't speak in groups, I don't get involved. But when I saw these two, every hair on my body stood up, and said 'EVELYN! GET IN THERE AND SHUT. IT. DOOOOWN.'" I love this!!!

    • @loveycat5474
      @loveycat5474 5 років тому +21

      😄😄😆😆

    • @sophielichtenberg6439
      @sophielichtenberg6439 4 роки тому +30

      @@danm.3244 Everything breaks Leslie.

    • @jasonboyd2479
      @jasonboyd2479 4 роки тому +23

      I love her. She’s hilarious!

    • @pinkgold90
      @pinkgold90 4 роки тому +53

      I adore Kate she always kills it in every sketch! Leslie was doing so good until she showed up 🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +10

      The INCIMPARABLE Kate McKinnen.

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 8 років тому +889

    The SNL actors are all great but Kate McKinnon is on a whole nother LEVEL!
    (also Leslie Jones looks really nice with that natural fro look)

    • @MsDebdardx4
      @MsDebdardx4 8 років тому +78

      +Ramonerdna Yes, she did look pretty. The hair and dress were on point.

    • @polaris885
      @polaris885 6 років тому +2

      Ramonerdna other than kate, Pete Davison is my fav

  • @jacquelinebouvier3920
    @jacquelinebouvier3920 9 місяців тому +8

    Kate McKinnon is incredibly talented! Love here!

  • @RoLee705
    @RoLee705 2 роки тому +29

    The only thing that matters is Evelyn the psychic. I don’t even watch SNL outside of random recommended skits. So I really, really hope there’s more of Evelyn out there.

  • @lornaginetteharrison414
    @lornaginetteharrison414 7 років тому +257

    [ER Dr.]: "The best analogy would be a late stage jenga tower!"
    [And]: "Because if there is one wrong move.....JENGA!!!"
    (Perfect!)

  • @josephjimmy6189
    @josephjimmy6189 5 років тому +4117

    martin doesnt marry anyone, hes a free man

  • @infinite3995
    @infinite3995 2 роки тому +5

    "Chocolate in the morning. Chocolate in the evening. Chocolate at supper time, thank you" 😆😆😆

    • @mahershalalbaz
      @mahershalalbaz 2 роки тому

      Life is beautiful, when you love through the cruelty.

  • @ghinalikki
    @ghinalikki 5 місяців тому +2

    This sketch lives rent free in my head

  • @423chattjrdrippy5
    @423chattjrdrippy5 5 років тому +5409

    “You need to be straight with this boy. He just adopted the wu tang clan.”- Father of the Bride

  • @skywalktriceiam
    @skywalktriceiam 3 роки тому +731

    "Evelyn, get in there and shut it down!" ...Ms Jones almost lost it 😆🤣😂

  • @jengatower
    @jengatower Рік тому +6

    I am not kidding I literally got my username from this skit 3:43

  • @mnm25479
    @mnm25479 9 місяців тому +2

    Omg! Leslie is adorable in this skit!

  • @lostinthelookingglas
    @lostinthelookingglas 7 років тому +2027

    Leslie Jones looks really lovely in this sketch

    • @nelliej4558
      @nelliej4558 7 років тому +53

      lostinthelookingglas I know right. I was thinking the same thing the ego time

    • @Nimesay1
      @Nimesay1 6 років тому +4

      lostinthelookingglas agreed

    • @ggoodvibes23
      @ggoodvibes23 6 років тому +35

      She has the cutest dimples.

    • @crazybieberchic
      @crazybieberchic 6 років тому +1

      lostinthelookingglas She does

    • @ellssss_
      @ellssss_ 6 років тому +1

      I think so too

  • @yforevah08
    @yforevah08 7 років тому +1562

    Martin Freeman is so underrated. He's such a cutie.

  • @theillusivecharizard2013
    @theillusivecharizard2013 2 роки тому +13

    "Daddy needs his Chocolate! I need it... need it...need it! Chocolate in the morning..... Chocolate in the evening.... Chocolate at supper time!" Oh, man!! Im rollin....

  • @nhlanhlazim6842
    @nhlanhlazim6842 3 роки тому +5

    "Get in there and shut it dooooown"🤣🤣🤣

  • @Valentina-ng4hh
    @Valentina-ng4hh 9 років тому +7929

    "Daddy needs his chocolate." XD OMG

    • @hiphop4427
      @hiphop4427 9 років тому +401

      He need, need it, need it
      That's right!~
      Chocolate in the morning, chocolate in the evening, chocolate at supper time thank you

    • @TheLastSaint7
      @TheLastSaint7 9 років тому +79

      CHOCHOLLATE RAIN

    • @WakandaBabe
      @WakandaBabe 9 років тому +237

      He is so British when he says that...it's hysterical.

    • @LordVarreus
      @LordVarreus 9 років тому +179

      As a man in an inter-racial relationship I do agree with this sentiment though xD

    • @Valentina-ng4hh
      @Valentina-ng4hh 9 років тому +20

      Kitty Kat Wow 200 likes? THANKS GUYS!

  • @Mpirefilms
    @Mpirefilms 8 років тому +1406

    Leslie Jones looks so gorgeous with the hair and the white dress against her skin. She has the best smile. I love this Evelyn character too. They need to keep her as a recurring role.

    • @namafarm
      @namafarm 8 років тому +14

      total agreement

    • @PhenomenalMFT
      @PhenomenalMFT 8 років тому +27

      I came to post the same thing. She looked really pretty.

    • @Socomnick
      @Socomnick 8 років тому +1

      +Mpirefilms Hows it like to be blind.

    • @Mpirefilms
      @Mpirefilms 8 років тому +53

      +Socomnick meanwhile...Leslie Jones is a star on SNL, while the greatest thing you've accomplished in life is trolling on the internet. ...How's that like ?

    • @vanessaajohn
      @vanessaajohn 8 років тому +48

      +Socomnick beauty is within the eye of the beholder, ever heard that? She breaks beauty standards by being dark and not being a stick. She does have a great smile, her hair looks amazing and she looks pretty in that dress. If you don't think so...who cares

  • @MJGEMS
    @MJGEMS Рік тому +4

    KATE!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣7 years later and STILL causes me to cry with laughter! 🤣🎉🤣🎉

  • @marianaree9967
    @marianaree9967 4 місяці тому +4

    Kate and Kenan are always perfect. Comedic geniuses !!

  • @fromspace7
    @fromspace7 4 роки тому +2124

    "I don't get involved"
    *is literally stopping a wedding*
    LMAOOOOOOO Im screaming

    • @fromspace7
      @fromspace7 3 роки тому +3

      @Jarvbs Jones Wow your life must be really boring

    • @xonrob9575
      @xonrob9575 3 роки тому +2

      from space that makes literally no sense

    • @momo-cchi5978
      @momo-cchi5978 3 роки тому +4

      I mean... there's a first time for everything lol

  • @smoothskinnnn
    @smoothskinnnn 8 років тому +224

    Martin: "Daddy needs his chocolate"
    Me: *sweats*

  • @seawomancreativemedia8117
    @seawomancreativemedia8117 2 роки тому +2

    Everybody trying not to laff & Leslie's dimples - so cute.

  • @vanishreebhatt
    @vanishreebhatt 3 роки тому +33

    Leslie Jones has such good voice and everything she says is clear in every scene, have you noticed? Power house of talent 🙏

  • @makadamassey
    @makadamassey 7 років тому +1311

    Kate McKinnon kills me in this

  • @estieeu2364
    @estieeu2364 7 років тому +392

    the fact that he said "Daddy needs his chocolate in the morning, afternoon and supper time thank you" had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @weltonvillegal6258
    @weltonvillegal6258 Рік тому +3

    The people in line to get to the mike!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yimmsta9805
    @yimmsta9805 2 роки тому +8

    I love it when they break character but laughing

  • @yungnatobih4314
    @yungnatobih4314 7 років тому +362

    "Evelyn get in there and shut it down"😂😂 im deaddddd

  • @doctorfritznoel
    @doctorfritznoel 4 роки тому +960

    Alberta: "Marnie, you're a hater and you're jealous"

  • @karly1653
    @karly1653 3 роки тому +28

    "evelyn, get in there and SHUT IT DOWN" leslie was laughing so much lmfaooo

  • @toniciariley1466
    @toniciariley1466 6 місяців тому +1

    Her roommate got me dyin😂😂😂😂

  • @frankiejean9152
    @frankiejean9152 4 роки тому +494

    Evelyn Fucken killed me. “I don’t get involved” “also I am a psychic”

  • @Jeanjellybean13
    @Jeanjellybean13 8 років тому +1063

    I was laughing the whole time Kate McKinnon was talking.

    • @tenzmoon
      @tenzmoon 8 років тому +29

      +Jeannie Weasly She's so good.

    • @torasclaat
      @torasclaat 8 років тому +27

      +Jeannie Weasly Not even Leslie could hold her own while Kate was speaking. She cracked up a bit.

    • @TDog14126
      @TDog14126 8 років тому +1

      +tenzmoon absolutely agree!

    • @dianaarnold4578
      @dianaarnold4578 8 років тому +3

      Love SNL so much

    • @marquesbell4178
      @marquesbell4178 8 років тому +15

      +Jeannie Weasly Evelyn get in there and shut it dooown! LMAO.

  • @islandicnegro1st
    @islandicnegro1st 8 місяців тому +1

    Evelyn is my spirit animal 😂

  • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
    @The_Infamous_Boogyman Рік тому +7

    The pizza bagel delivery of "chocolate at suppertime, thank you" was immaculate