I Released Every Nation On Earth And This Happened - Victoria 2
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
- Welcome back to Victoria 2 where today I released every nation on earth... It didn't go well.
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ISP: there are like 4 polands.
Hitler: Heavy breathing.
Brandan Berg gonna need to demand a few more danzigs
Lord Cabbage do you mean Gdansk?
@@kungenavungern2950 do you mean Occupied Danzig?
UK to Hitler: "You can't have Poland"
Hitler: "Could I maybe have just one Poland?"
DANZIG IS RIGHTFUL ARGENTINEAN CLAY
Read the words “Danish Libya”, shivers instantly ran down my spine
We’re coming boy
What does "Danish" even mean? Is there a Danistan somewhere?
@@Notmyname1593 the people in Denmark are Danes, and they speak Danish.
So a Libya controlled by Denmakr would be called Danish Libya.
or so the legends say, who knows if -our- the country exists
@@ValentineC137 r/woosh
@@livingangrycheese2668 r/ihavereddit
This would've been the perfect time to play Banat
Yes!
You mean like sauth slavic duchy ore actual nation
@@bosniencommie1202 ? What does this mean
@@bosniencommie1202 r/ihadastroke
Yes
"Ottoman Near East" well that's specific
Yeah man, it often gets confused with the Ottoman Far East.
What do you mean, I confuse it with Ottoman Northen Siberia all the time!
@@arianas0714 *Tuvan Siberia
We meet again
ahh u again... a fellow man of culture I see
Most people: Dismantle the Russian Empire
ISP: Dismantle the world
Dismantle the ocean
@@swagmastaer dismantle the rein
History Egg dismantle the States
Dismantle the species
Dismantle the civilisation
Technically there are 7 Polands there: Krakow, Danzing, Silesia, Poland, Galicia-lodomeria, Poznan and the one next to danzing.
Pomerania
Danzig Silesia and Pomerania are German :)
@@jimmynutrin9815 Danzig was and currently is Polish. For a time it was German, but it was polish before and after then. The only place currently called Danzig is in North Dakota.
Then again I don't expect good historical knowledge from a developmentally disabled bear.
@@pureevil6047 rekt
@@pureevil6047 The city itself and the suburbs were predominantly german (about 95%) before WW2, although it was a Slavic city before it was settled by Germans.
If I tried this my computer would grow hands slap me saying no
I would too
@@EVEMASTER99 grow hands ?
@@meandmetoo8436 yes
You got a shitty cpu then lol, mine is a Pentium but can still run it
10:00 Commonwealth actually occupied Moscow for 2 years from 1610 to 1612.
*dont say that next to putin*
the commonwealth, sweden, and france during the napoleonic era are the only countries to have ever occupied Mosow when it was full blown russian and russia existed
@@houseking9211 France occupied non-capital Moscow, though, when it was basically left for them to capture. Napoleon never captured Saint Petersburg, which was the capital of Russia at the time.
@Sakkra101 wtf, it would be cursed
@@ankat6756 It would be fucking epic
This is why Victoria 3 will never be released, everything they could make in a game has been done in this video
But Suriname didn't annexed whole South America!
That aged well...
@@zluurkeaksz That indeed aged well
Well you’re eating your words 😂
@@BabaltBlaydin Lol I forgot I said this
If I was a Polish citizen, I would vote for ISP
He has my vote
Kim? You? And vote? Blasphemy...
#vale2020
F O U R P O L A N D S
@@anthonyaurel6001 no, because in North Korean elections, everyone who is Glorious Leader can vote
"What is a Quebec, is that some sort of duck?"
Laughs in french duck
Quaque
Lmao
It's true tho, Québécois have a duckie accent.
In English the duck go "Quack"
In French the duck go "Vive le Québec libre"
Funny how transliteration works huh ?
ISorrowProductions: What is a Quebec, is that some sort of duck?
Me: Let's see how many people are yelling that Québec is the French part of Canada.
As a Western Australian, I welcome our new Polish-Lithuanian overlords.
Thank you for including Lithuiania
I am a simple man
When I see Polish Madagascar I'm happy
I don't wanna like this comment...
It's perfect...
It's a perfect comment with 69 likes
When i see Polish Madagaskar, suez canal and jemen i wanna shoot myself.
@@Gia1911Logous Benis
Aurelian
LUCIUS DOMITIUS AURELIANUS AUGUSTUS, RESTITUTOR ORBIS to you, kind stranger
ISP: Takes Danzig out of Prussia’s sphere.
Prussia: Don’t worry, I’ll return the favor in about 90 years.
"The rise of Scotland"
Now that's a topic for Halloween.
i was looking for lithuania, then i saw memel.
good job isp, really gave them a headstart, suprised they didn't world conquest with such a powerful starting position.
ISP: There are 4 Polands here
Hitler and Stalin: So how is this going to go?
All 4 to Stalin.
@@masterarthius8752 in this video, All 4 to Poland Lithuania
but how many Polish were living in the suez canal by the end?
That is true question.
If you encourage immigration to the Suez canal with settlement policy you can push it over 50% in a year.
Too many...
ISP spooky Halloween scare: releasing Kurdistan as a nation
On the Republic Day for Turkey.
@@bg3622 Turkey: "We are a democratical republic" also Turkey: *jails all oppositional journalists*
MolpPlom Turkey is a middle eastern nation, what do you expect lol
@@MolpPlom *_Erdoğan would like to know your location_*
@@MolpPlom accurate, am half turk
*SCOTLAND FOREVER*
**earrape bagpipes**
World realeased
Polar Bears: Looks like meats back on the menu boy
Ray Greene LENGE LEVE JAN MAYEN
Is that a CK2 reference
11:04 This has a whole new significance in the year 2022, lol.
8:28 o kurwa W pustyni i w puszczy!
Xd
I love how you've used halloween as an excuse to not make original intros
It’s better to than nothing
Love the spooky intro. PLC is the holy grail of Vicky 2. I have tried so hard to bring it back bby but I can never do it.
MY SCOTTISH ANCESTORS WOULD BE PROUD BY THE FIGHT WE PUT UP TODAY
“This looks like someone puked up a bad of smarties”
ISP ~2019
Still dissapointed that he didnt play banat
How can you see Banat as an option and not click on it?
A Quebec is a native word that means "where the river gets smaller" because Quebec City is the estuary of the Saint-Lawrence.
Just random trivia o.o
14:16 Switzerland owns Alsace Lorraine
it doesn't, Alsace is independent
different colour
Thats SCARIES THING I EVER SEEN in HALLOWEEN
I try to do this every time I play Vicky 2. I love how much it changes the game!
Broke: The Sudetenland belongs to Germany
Woke: The Sudetenland belongs to Poland
Bespoke, the Sudetenland Belongs to Czechia
@@Memeboi-bd8so da-smoke: the Sudetenland belongs to Austria Hungary
@@CARILYNF n o
@@CARILYNF coke, sudetenland belongs to nigeria
Cursed: The Sudetenland is an independent nation.
all of the jokes about Russia and Ukraine the year before the real life Ukraine crisis is just uncanny
the crisis has been going since 2014
@@Glitter_H_Hoof wait 2014? I thought it was earlier?
@@Freedmoon44 technically so with euromaidan in 2013, but the current war is a direct continuation of the annexation of crimea
11:05 OMG, THEY MADE THE ISP VIDEO IN REAL LIFE!
sus
"Playing as Poland is pretty bad because everyone around you want to kill you" - this is soooo true, even in real life 😂
ISP isn't even playing Vic2 anymore, hes playing Release 2: Heart of Dankness
Tip if you ever want to recreate it in a relatively fast way is to merge the shattered world mod into the files of hpm by taking everything from the shattered world mod and putting it into hpm and you will be able to form a world that is very similar in about 10 minutes versus 40 minutes i would guess for this
14:28 i'm still here cuz i wanna hear that beautiful outro!
also switzerland owns alsace
Scotland rising to a great power is probably the best scare im going to get this year
I am disappointed that you didnt play the great country of BANAT
"But Scotland and belgium are"
Me: Wait WHAT? *instantly looks up*
Guangdong: Guang means large, so yea... large dong
Yay more ISP. Scottland is a great power now. :3
Poland: "My country looks pretty terrible. But I like it!"
Aactually accurate.
"russia carpet sieged by Ukraine" - yeah baby!
Love how Lithuania was released from Prussia meaning they are just Memel
11:21 - "Oh my lord... By George, oh no, they've done it."
Well, 'done it' may be a BIT of an overstatement.
In the paraphrased words of Gordon Ramsey, "WHERE'S THE HANNOVER?!"
"which gives me even more claims!" *39 infamy*
One of these days, one of these games he plays will be so cursed as to open a portal to hell... This one came awful close...
Sais he released every country
Me: doesnt sees Flanders
...
14:48 - Interesting time of video... Hm-m-m, what does that mean? 🤔
bruv sorrow is a nazi i cant believe this in shaking and crying
Too much Polen. The universe had to balance it out
Dyslexia got me like:
Do every province independent in EU4
The perfect way to turn your computer into a nice beverage
his computer would heat to trillions of degrees and explode trillions of bits of gluon plasma.
6:46 That moment when he calls Czech Republic Czechoslovakia :(
HermanSVK that tag was Czechoslovakia, with Bohemia inside of it. He probably released Bohemia and Slovakia first, that’s why Czechoslovakia only got a part of actual Czech Republic
Well, Polish-Lithuanian Arabia looks just like I remembered it!
Yeah Scotland rising is pretty damn scary for Halloween
You need to play the GFM shattered world. It just gets more and more chaotic everytime they update it, and it's glorius!!
As a Scotsman this video warms my heart
My dear friend ISP, when you did the decision to claim the Eastern territories ( 7:38) it said that you gained 15 infamy. You clicked it and went to 39 infamy. Next cut it's the next year and you have 24 infamy. Mr ISP I doubt you lost 15 infamy in the course of one year. This is quite suspicious Mr ISP
The more Polands you have, the greater the odds one of them will survive!
Reminds me of the post-conquest era of my Prussia campaign in Empire Total War: The year was 1911. Prussia had conquered the known world - except Malta because you can't land troops there unless the port has no ships, and you can't attack ships in the port. I disbanded my armies and jacked the taxes of every region except Brandenburg to see what would happen.
The US rose only in Maryland and Pennsylvania, a couple native tribes popped up, along with Mexico and a couple of the Caribbean islands. No region in India rebelled, Ireland conquered the British Isles, Bavaria conquered eastern Europe, Westphalia conquered western Europe, and Portugal conquered North Africa by 1940.
It was a beautiful mess.
What you need to do is just send in single ships to get "ambushed" and slowly wear down their fleet.
One galley at a time.
Europe is in chaos and everyone’s fighting each other. While Switzerland is like “This is fine 🔥🙂🔥”
Ey man, I'm really new to your channel, only found it 2-3 days ago, but i went through quite a few of your videos and I had a really good time watching them, you have great content and humour and I've never even played any of these games, yet I still have enjoyed it a lot to smoke a j and just put on your stuff these past few days. However I couldn't help to notice that you really do seem to be going through some stuff right now, and I wanted to leave a pretty long comment here with some advice, but I found that there's tones of this exact type of comments on one of your recent vids called - "I Broke World History With This Simple Trick - Victoria 2" - So thing is I dunno if you've read them or not, but if you didn't I strongly suggest you go through some of that comment section on that video, people showed a lot of good support and advice for you. Thank you for all your content man, I got a lot of katching up to do on this channel so I'm off. Stay safe mate, cheers!
0:54 Not counting Danzig there are 6: Congress Poland, Galicia-Lodomeria, Poznan, Pomerelia, Silesia and Krakow.
1:24 that just looks like late game aoc2
Video so spicy that I considered Establishing a presence in the Spice Islands
3:14 >Slovenia exists for a moment
*tears*
Please do a Slovenia Playthrough!
5:35 "Crisis' dont kick off until 1870"
Me who got a crisis in 1845: 👁👄👁
In HPM I think
Four Polands? Yup, thats just normal in country, where the bigest enemy is your neighbor xD
11:04 damn
13:52 Mighty Central Korea
When there are 0 likes 0 views and 0 comments.
Finally.
And then someone comments at the same time.
We were on the verge of greatness
We were this close.
Make sure not to *choke* on your aspirations, admiral.
Literally no person in Western Australia:
ISP: HaE WaNNA bE POliSH
Man i wish he'd revisited this one adding more natives in Africa and breaking china
Every time ISP makes another vicky2 video I cry more about the fact Paradox will never make vicky3...
BAHAHAHA
@@saintbread5080 Im glad to be wrong on this one, vicky3 looking good so far :)
ISP: Plays as Poland
Poles: *Comes out of portals*
Québécois are malding over this video
The people from the land of “some kind of duck I don’t know”
Poland made it to moscow with winged hussars themslevs The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth occupation of Moscow took place between 1610 and 1612 during the Polish-Muscovite War, when the Kremlin was occupied by a Polish-Lithuanian garrison under the command of Stanisław Żółkiewski and assisted by Russian boyars led by Mikhail Saltykov. The occupation coincided with Russia's Time of Troubles.
3:16 : so yes, there is Sicily and Two Sicily
iSorrow: liberates every possible nation*
Italy: unifies into one state*
iSorrow: no, this is not how you're supposed to play the game
5:09 This has aged well
Danziiiiing! With tears in my eeeeeeyeees!
Only 1874 kids will understand the reference
You know that in history poland-lithuania got moscow and occupated in for 1 day but that makes them first and last country that occupied moscow and by this day was made day of independence in Rusia
The little brown spot in the middle of the Czechs is triply landlocked, three neighbors away to get to the ocean.
My favorite country is czechoslovakia. Especially when it doesn't have Slovakia, Ruthenia and half of czechia in it 💀
4 Polands are the most Polish thing I've ever seen!
WTF WHY DIDNT YOU PLAY BANAT???!?!?!?!
*Reality can often be disappointing*
You should do the mega campaign, however for maximum suffering you do country roulette too
6:47 Czechoslovakia which never controlled Slovakia, nice :D
9:09
*Recoils in horror*
It truly _is_ the scariest time of the year
When you annexed the Sudetenland I said “that’s so fucking cursed” out loud and woke up my family in the next room
Lamps has added you to his or her Friends List
Isorrow saying spicy is the best asmr i ever had
Greetings from 4th Poland
Never expected to repeat ISP saying They are scary but I love it so I am just going to repeat if for 8 hours at least then I will stop I promise
Ah yes, the glorious polish-italian alliance
12:34 “We’re fighting ww1 over Austria...”
Seems a bit familiar
The NGF is basically guaranteed to form around 1900 if Germany hasn't formed by then.
"What if Russia didn't own whole siberia, and the world was a mess"
sicily and two sicilies amuses me to no end