You've Been Playing Victoria 2 Wrong

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

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  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler 5 років тому +4977

    Can I pay you to teach me Victoria 2? I'd pay in hair but that's not really an option

    • @jackscot7697
      @jackscot7697 5 років тому +86

      Alex The Rambler! Make more Minecraft 💰🤩💰

    • @caesar_19
      @caesar_19 5 років тому +220

      Tell ISP to play Banat

    • @zerodelgato3842
      @zerodelgato3842 5 років тому +32

      Y'all should do a vs game on Vic 2 as OPMs.

    • @valvo_5732
      @valvo_5732 5 років тому +9

      Hahahahah
      You don't have hair

    • @kekblood509
      @kekblood509 5 років тому +15

      just dress as the giddy aunt and pretend to be his aunt

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +3198

    He did Afghanistan, we're coming closer to Banat

    • @NotVeryRandomDude
      @NotVeryRandomDude 5 років тому +12

      Avery the Cuban-American *Bali

    • @donquesewilliamswilliams3497
      @donquesewilliamswilliams3497 5 років тому +47

      next is krakow

    • @thegoober3896
      @thegoober3896 5 років тому +5

      Yep you're everywhere

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 5 років тому +12

      @@NotVeryRandomDude Bali World Conquest challenge at 501k subs.
      Show them the dank power of weaponized beach Hinduism.
      #BaliAt501kSubs

    • @Stormvermin-bx1lh
      @Stormvermin-bx1lh 5 років тому +18

      Banat, that is in Romania. The only reason I know that is because I am a romanian.

  • @FernandoSegovia701
    @FernandoSegovia701 5 років тому +2899

    the people demands Banat for 500k

  • @geordiepunchingahorse423
    @geordiepunchingahorse423 3 роки тому +512

    If ISP controlled Afghanistan in 2021, the Taliban would have lost

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH 3 роки тому +67

      Either that, or he would have somehow made them become a Liberal Communist Monarchy

    • @airborneofficer2640
      @airborneofficer2640 3 роки тому +18

      “Hopefully someone will come save me, they probably will just leave me to die” oh the foreshadowing

    • @mecharobby
      @mecharobby 3 роки тому +3

      I feel like that liberal communist monarchy might have really happen if he was in control.

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 2 роки тому +3

      @@mecharobby there's actually a modifier in Vic 2 called "Political Confusion"

    • @mecharobby
      @mecharobby 2 роки тому +1

      @@sharkronical didnt know that thanks for the info

  • @eden4279
    @eden4279 5 років тому +812

    You sounded as alive as afghanistan during it's 200th civil war

    • @walid7084
      @walid7084 4 роки тому +1

      i know its been 8 months but i kust say it is not 200 covil wars, it is just one single civil war

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 4 роки тому +23

      Jaim Rajin 1 really long civil war eh? Been going on since before the colonial era?

    • @josephstalin9046
      @josephstalin9046 3 роки тому +1

      Taliban in 2021: double the wars

  • @SlyMarb0o
    @SlyMarb0o 5 років тому +2002

    Poland-Lithuania on 501k subscribers, challange ISP to battle for the best youtuber ever

    • @egg-vf6st
      @egg-vf6st 5 років тому +19

      *Poland-Lithuania

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 років тому +6

      Polish Lithuania*

    • @kajus1402
      @kajus1402 5 років тому +29

      As Lithuania, released by Prussia ofcourse.

    • @SuperCrow02
      @SuperCrow02 5 років тому +24

      @@kajus1402 Krakow dulf

    • @kaliorexi4807
      @kaliorexi4807 5 років тому +4

      banat first tho

  • @adamhilt1984
    @adamhilt1984 5 років тому +1788

    You can play any game wrong if you don’t play as Banat. #BanatAt500k

  • @nathanhitchen4485
    @nathanhitchen4485 5 років тому +1717

    I love how depressed he sounds

    • @Teno2001
      @Teno2001 5 років тому +51

      #Metoo

    • @Aigavlov
      @Aigavlov 5 років тому +92

      He's not ISorrowProduction for nothing !

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 5 років тому +41

      @Sightless_Seeker depends on how close to Moscow i live

    • @michaelts273
      @michaelts273 5 років тому +28

      Every episode, he sounds more and more like he wants to inhale powdered cyanide.

    • @Wheelcha1r
      @Wheelcha1r 5 років тому +14

      You should check out his older videos then

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 років тому +330

    Vic 2 community: **Set all taxes to maximum**
    Also Vic 2 community: **Rage at all the rebellions**

    • @Кайо-н4в
      @Кайо-н4в 5 років тому +54

      I can set those fucking taxes to 0% and still get rebels just from being anything other than comunist

    • @KitsuneRogue
      @KitsuneRogue 5 років тому +118

      Well, you see, in Vic2 the populace serve but two purposes; to be taxed, and to die fighting my wars.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 5 років тому +56

      @@KitsuneRogue And to rebel constantly.

    • @youwilldie8835
      @youwilldie8835 5 років тому +27

      Literally one time no one in My country payed taxes and I had the elected party in power yet I still had 6 militancy

    • @scepticsquirrel
      @scepticsquirrel 5 років тому

      @@youwilldie8835 How did you fund your army? Via high tariffs?

  • @HolyShitNew
    @HolyShitNew 3 роки тому +12

    thanks youtube for bringing me back here now

  • @ties8056
    @ties8056 5 років тому +272

    Never expected to see afghan forces fight small groups of Americans in an invasion of America..

    • @Wiggyam
      @Wiggyam 5 років тому +36

      Reverse Uno card

    • @thecannedbean9635
      @thecannedbean9635 4 роки тому +20

      It was beautiful watching the west crumble from the night of the AFGHANS

    • @mauterra1837
      @mauterra1837 3 роки тому +1

      @@thecannedbean9635 oh no guys watch out the edge lord is here

    • @Vintage_Zero
      @Vintage_Zero 3 роки тому +2

      @@mauterra1837 uhhh

  • @freyawion5337
    @freyawion5337 3 роки тому +14

    Ah, so that's why UA-cam suddenly recommended this video.

  • @jamessalmon5109
    @jamessalmon5109 4 роки тому +17

    I love playing as Afghanistan. Currying favor between the great powers, trying to survive the great game, and modernizing into a secular state, are some of the most interesting things to do in vic 2

  • @ozzyx2347
    @ozzyx2347 3 роки тому +12

    im happy the algorithm gave me this during all this

  • @parkedcar3411
    @parkedcar3411 3 роки тому +24

    This came into my recommended at a weird time

  • @tupacinbosnia1255
    @tupacinbosnia1255 5 років тому +192

    "Our economies alittle weird, some days we're making money, some days we're not, OH IT JUST CRASHED"
    -Greece wants to know your location

    • @BlueBird-wb6kb
      @BlueBird-wb6kb 5 років тому +13

      If Greece hd their rightful land in Thrace and Anatolia then they wouldn't be In a financial crisis .. Constantinople would generate so much $$$

    • @alioshax7797
      @alioshax7797 5 років тому +12

      @@BlueBird-wb6kb "Rightfull" ? You lost the city 566 years ago...
      I'm no Turkish, I don't support Erdoan policy, but if people still claims territories lost 5 centuries ago, then the world is gonna face another world war...
      Furthermore, actual Greece is not the Byzantine Empire (or eastern roman empire). Sure, it's one of its heirs, but not the only one. Would you say that Italy and the Roman Empire are the same thing ? Then Italy could claim all Europe, North Africa and Near East...

    • @perkele2040
      @perkele2040 4 роки тому +14

      @@alioshax7797 I mean a lot of Anatolia and Thrace was ethnically Greek until well the Turks decided to... "cleanse the non Turks." Even after ww1 Greece was given Thrace, Constantinople and Izmir as they were heavily Greek but lost it during the Greco-Turkish war.

    • @alioshax7797
      @alioshax7797 4 роки тому +8

      @@perkele2040 the Thrace was indeed given to Greece, but not Constantinople, and not Izmir neither. You should check your Sèvres treaty (1920, near Paris)
      Constantinople is demilitarized, the detroits fall under international autority, while the Greek army took Izmir during the Greeko-Turkish War, then lost it later with the treaty of Lausanne (Swizerland)
      I'm not here to say who's right and who's wrong, but I mean, Turks of Greece and Greeks of Turks have been "exchanged" (in a terrible way). I mean, there is now two independant, developped countries, it should be time to move one, you don't think ? Both Turks and Greeks should stop this little game of "this is mine" "no, it's mine"

    • @perkele2040
      @perkele2040 4 роки тому +1

      @@alioshax7797 they should but they won't, that the thing about history so long as something happened, someone will remember. Especially since Turkey denies a lot of the atrocities it did to Greeks and other ethnic minorities, Greece will always have distain for Turkey, and then in recent history when Turkey invaded Cyprus, a country a majority greek which they then turkified the hell out of it.
      Greece and Turkey will always be at odds with each other, just because of historical reasons, but they aren't the worse as they are both part of NATO and are probably the biggest Frenemies probably leaning more towards enemies than friends but still.

  • @noveseth2863
    @noveseth2863 3 роки тому +9

    'Defunding' the army to make some money gives me some deja vu... I wonder where...

  • @denzo_420
    @denzo_420 5 років тому +618

    Banat! Banat! we have to make ISP suffer lmao

    • @wesleyesq7306
      @wesleyesq7306 5 років тому +7

      @ ISP will suffer for not enjoying playing as banat before isorrowproductions

  • @dav7585
    @dav7585 5 років тому +185

    Banat is a world power and ISP will play it... change my mind

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 років тому +455

    Pretty sure the only true way to play it is as Banat

  • @ruansmera3866
    @ruansmera3866 3 роки тому +19

    Aged like fine wine

  • @balindwarvenking6275
    @balindwarvenking6275 3 роки тому +4

    I love youtube humor sending me a video about you playing Afghanistan NOW of all times, beautiful

  • @tuskinradar8688
    @tuskinradar8688 5 років тому +17

    This playthrough has been genuinely interesting af to watch. Wtf I'm even more hype for Banat now

  • @cg9256
    @cg9256 5 років тому +177

    What the hell man apparently I’ve been living life wrong now I’m having a midlife crisis

  • @Kasperi_A.
    @Kasperi_A. 5 років тому +271

    Next we want you to play Banat in hoi4!

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 5 років тому +1

      Here is a mod with an OP focus tree: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1810481468

  • @SkepCakes
    @SkepCakes 3 роки тому +16

    Maybe the former Afghan government could take some lessons.

  • @kingofcards9
    @kingofcards9 3 роки тому +32

    this aged well.

  • @philthephilosopher9235
    @philthephilosopher9235 3 роки тому +11

    This video aged like fine wine.

  • @doctordoggo8604
    @doctordoggo8604 3 роки тому +9

    How topical for me to get this now

  • @AhanSalty
    @AhanSalty 2 роки тому +1

    I like the part when Isorrow just suddenly talks about Mussolini's March on Rome.

  • @julian8369
    @julian8369 3 роки тому +5

    God why is this getting recommended right now

  • @Kalmaro4152
    @Kalmaro4152 Рік тому +2

    Man the autochapters on this video are something.

  • @OrionTheAboveAverage
    @OrionTheAboveAverage 5 років тому +65

    Convert this game to HOI IV and continue the bring the glory of Afghanistan to all people of the world.

    • @DuLzzPKC
      @DuLzzPKC 5 років тому +14

      and nuke new york cuz u kno why not knock all the buildings instead of only 2

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 роки тому +4

      Hottzy hey man that was those dang Arabs who did that. They just ran to hide in Afghanistan afterwards.

  • @ExtraterrestrialIntelligence
    @ExtraterrestrialIntelligence 4 роки тому +2

    How to Genocide in Victoria 2:
    1) recruit all non accepted culture Soliders as irregular
    2) collect the irregular stack in a province with low supply
    3) boost soilder with focus in provinces with non accepted cultures
    4) wait for attrition to kill the irregular stack. move the sack for more attrition. declear war and fight with the stack.
    5) ???
    6) profit

  • @Veowolf5847
    @Veowolf5847 5 років тому +6

    I think out of all the games ISP plays Vicky 2is the one I enjoyed the most. Hell he made me get the game myself

  • @BossCampers1656
    @BossCampers1656 5 років тому +72

    OMG it’s George Kush 🥦🥦🥦

  • @nerdsoft9964
    @nerdsoft9964 5 років тому +9

    What if... Banat... from Victoria II all the way to HoI4

  • @DovahKanye
    @DovahKanye 5 років тому +26

    Jokes on you mate, I haven't been playing Victoria 2 at all.

  • @tymonbielan8123
    @tymonbielan8123 3 роки тому +6

    Why film with Afghanistan have to appear now
    Lol

  • @akselmc01
    @akselmc01 5 років тому +8

    When Afghanistan does a better "Japan" than the Japanese empire ever could.

  • @mbanana23456
    @mbanana23456 5 років тому +2

    I'm beginning to suspect this may not be an entirely serious guide to Vic 2

  • @folavin
    @folavin 3 роки тому +7

    Thanks!

  • @pr1vate_mo557
    @pr1vate_mo557 3 роки тому +3

    Funny this is getting recommended to me now...

  • @vicbode7293
    @vicbode7293 5 років тому +40

    We're waiting isorrow... Banat at 500k is coming!

  • @more17
    @more17 5 років тому +28

    "Scientists in our country have discovered Social Justice."
    OMG check your Pashtun privilege!

  • @youdontknowme5980
    @youdontknowme5980 5 років тому +2

    Isorrowproductions: *victoria 2 is back*
    Me:This is the happiest day of my life

  • @voltazh
    @voltazh 3 роки тому +9

    topical

  • @SpaceDoge
    @SpaceDoge 5 років тому +5

    I want to thank you for the fact that you timed artillery only so well that it ended up turning me into a 9 year old

  • @CatholicDragoon
    @CatholicDragoon 2 роки тому +2

    About administrative efficiency, I've been playing a few campaigns and it seems as though my territories get various benefits from administrative efficiency beyond just taxation. This is things such as being able to recruit more brigades, getting more brigades when mobilizing, faster job changes based on my directions, and just a general sense of greater control.
    I'm wondering if this is true or I'm just mixing this up with other modifiers in the game. Is anyone else noticing this?

  • @k3v1n73
    @k3v1n73 5 років тому +5

    never heard the sentence "that's an interesting America" before if I'm honest

  • @sarmadali7191
    @sarmadali7191 4 роки тому +1

    4:59 There falls my City.......but its ok cuz its you!

  • @CiaranW2003
    @CiaranW2003 4 роки тому +4

    We're encroaching on George Bush levels of- no that's to dark

  • @DBWarren23
    @DBWarren23 5 років тому +2

    Bold of you to assume I play Vicky 2.

  • @marinmilevoj4829
    @marinmilevoj4829 5 років тому +1

    13:01 I love the sounds of excitment!

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +2

    Stitch the Alien?
    Nah
    *_ISMAHIL THE ALIEN_*

  • @09Scherzo
    @09Scherzo 5 років тому +8

    This actually seemed like a pretty fun game given how agonizingly boring non-European starts seem in EU and HoIV.

  • @reeseman1932
    @reeseman1932 4 роки тому +2

    George bush: invades Afghanistan
    Durani empire: well welll well how the turn tables

  • @tibbygaycat
    @tibbygaycat 5 років тому +2

    Form Poland-Lithuania in Victoria 2. Start as Russia, release Poland (as a puppet, don't give them Independence), win Independence yourself, and form Poland Lithuania and become a great empire.

  • @ksheehank
    @ksheehank 5 років тому +2

    Try Persia imho, they're actually pretty good, and you can civilize relatively easy. The Mughals are also nice.

  • @Hazgamer64
    @Hazgamer64 5 років тому

    Not gonna lie, these Vic2 vids are my fav. Glad it made a resurgence. That's a like.

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 роки тому

    6:38 It's An Italian Region...
    *Angry Roman Noises Intensifies*

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 5 років тому +1

    ARE YOU CHALLENGING ISP, ISORROWS?
    ISP is gonna be real mad

  • @communistpowerranger9629
    @communistpowerranger9629 5 років тому +50

    B A N A T F O R 5 0 0 K O R E L S E.

  • @JakubS
    @JakubS 3 роки тому +3

    very topical

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 років тому +1

    You know. I bet iSorrows thought that if he played a shitty country, we would stop begging for Banat.
    You’d think he’d learn after artillery only, that we will never stop.
    But I’ve got a novel idea. Forget Banat, he should play Tartarstan

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 5 років тому +4

    Eyy glad to finally see Afghanistan

  • @thaaboyy6642
    @thaaboyy6642 5 років тому +1

    Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserved

  • @adam422
    @adam422 5 років тому +1

    Hey, ISP, you obviously *NEED* to do vic 2, but *ALL* wars are battleplanned.

  • @arafdi
    @arafdi 5 років тому +7

    "Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires". ISP taking things on a whole different route there.

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 4 роки тому +1

    Seeing you move your armies like its EU4 hurts me

  • @Heating56
    @Heating56 4 роки тому

    “Today we’re gonna be playing as A...
    I don’t wanna do this.”
    Me whenever I try to play a non-great power

  • @demi172
    @demi172 5 років тому +1

    7:15/14:30 half of the video :
    *THEY USED TO BE AT PERSIA RIGHT HERE!*

  • @jacobrosewater8811
    @jacobrosewater8811 5 років тому +2

    "not important nation. NOooo every nation is important"
    Bold saying that while also living in the United Kingdom

  • @candycorn6268
    @candycorn6268 4 роки тому

    Can't be playing Victoria 2 wrong if you haven't even played it once

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 5 років тому +8

    ISP: "Am I a joke to you?"
    Me: "Uhm...yea?"

  • @simpdog5025
    @simpdog5025 5 років тому +1

    Victoria 2 electric boogaloo

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 3 роки тому +2

    UA-cam recommending this to me now lmao

  • @revolutionarymarxist-lenin7252
    @revolutionarymarxist-lenin7252 5 років тому +43

    I propose a motion that iSorrowProductions play #Banatat500k.
    All in Favor: Like
    All Opposed: Reply

    • @dido8027
      @dido8027 5 років тому +9

      I am in favor

  • @TheShy1000
    @TheShy1000 5 років тому +1

    You always make these plays seem so easy. I make Afgahnistan abreat power and I struggle to keep Brasil a secondary power.

  • @apersonontheinternet3538
    @apersonontheinternet3538 5 років тому +1

    Oo george Bush in city skylines pretty please spaghetti dadda

  • @elitegamer5503
    @elitegamer5503 4 роки тому +1

    dead spider on a paper..hahaha damn man I subscribe.

  • @TimChuma
    @TimChuma 5 років тому

    Aghanistan is still landlocked in real life and is called the graveyard of empires for a reason.

  • @delchuchu
    @delchuchu 3 роки тому

    “Give everyone military access and hope they will save me”

  • @GamingAtrocity
    @GamingAtrocity 5 років тому

    We need a New World Order playthrough of vicky 2 as Iran. The crisis spam will overcome him.

  • @MerkhVision
    @MerkhVision 4 роки тому +1

    Now I finally understand why the British invented Pakistan to keep Afghans away from the ocean: unleashing the savagery of Afghanistan upon the open seas would cause the world to turn upside down! The sun never sets on the Durrani Empire! I need an Alt History fan fic about this right now cuz that would be awesome lmfao

  • @gorzux2829
    @gorzux2829 5 років тому

    ¿Have you ever considered reforming the Mongol Empire in Vicky 2?

  • @caseyclover1647
    @caseyclover1647 4 роки тому +1

    whats "Lazio"? A POKEMON!!? lmao

  • @Adonnus100
    @Adonnus100 5 років тому

    Afghanistan is next to Kalat, Kalat sounds like Banat. Banat confirmed.

  • @flaviusbelisarius7517
    @flaviusbelisarius7517 5 років тому +1

    12:39 I once killed so many Americans that after 7 years of war there population was 5 million lower than at the start, new York had a babyboom at the start of the war.

  • @charliehale4172
    @charliehale4172 5 років тому

    "This is my last VIC2 video.. Imma headout" Like 4 ish months later, "Im back!!"

  • @ethanos1637
    @ethanos1637 3 роки тому

    ISP: "you still haven't hit the sub button"
    Jokes on you I hit it one year ago when I watched this video the first time

  • @saintsava8903
    @saintsava8903 4 роки тому

    victoria 2 isorrows boogaloo nightmare

  • @m8sonmiller
    @m8sonmiller 5 років тому

    12:08 bruh stop invading me!

  • @ser6Ijvolk
    @ser6Ijvolk 5 років тому

    The hot blond Baywatch lifeguard from Lilo and Stitch will now wear a burqini.

  • @elijahhood8589
    @elijahhood8589 4 роки тому

    He sounds like a disappointed father when he talks about the ai at times

  • @bfkbfk1
    @bfkbfk1 2 роки тому +1

    The afghan invasion of Hawaii

  • @Santonesgravato
    @Santonesgravato 5 років тому

    Lazio... A pokemon...
    *Italian anger noises*

  • @jkwayne7174
    @jkwayne7174 5 років тому

    You actually play Victoria 2 to roleplay a proletarian revolution.

  • @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
    @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 5 років тому

    The durian empire expanded to the world.

  • @potatotai2570
    @potatotai2570 5 років тому +1

    Wait so the emus even left Australia?