@Kevin Spee Well, By the time of Victoria, most of the Americas are already colonized.. In Asia, Middle East is Ottoman's Territory, Central Asia and Siberia is Russia's, India is the British's, and Southeast Asia is the Dutch's. So yeah, Africa and East Asia left :D
PrismDragon 97 we Iranians can help u realize that dream since the name of both our countries begins with the letter I and our flags are almost similar so we like you more than the French.
The thing is you need to try real hard to not do a wordconquest in that... so in CK2 you need to form the HRE and let it fall appart in EU4 then in EU4 actually play as a collonial nation released I recomend Australia Vic2 is slow so you can play normally and then finnish shit off in Hoi4
@@rock7343 Though March of the Eagles doesn't step on Victoria II at all (even with Concert of Europe start date) and so can be implemented in the campaign.
its easy actually you and your spheres are like a mini eu where goods are moved freely (excluding tariffs) anything extra is sold in the world market for anyone to buy but it always sells according to the rating so as an uncivilized nation you only get leftovers from the great powers,secondary powers,civilized nations and the stuff you produce which means as china you wait 3-5 years for clippers to free up and markets to adjust now you might say we dont produce enough grain and fish and my people dont get enough which raises militancy and makes westernization harder and also my people might have money and want to buy these goods and cant so ı dont get the tariffs ı could get but ı would say timmy tough luck because you see victoria 2 trade system is one of most in depth economic models in gaming and its BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Why not try multiplayer Kaiserreich with Drew and Alex? playing as the United Baltic Duchy, White Ruthenia and the Kingdom of the Ukraine, be merry members of the Reichspakt. See how you like being underlings to Germany. Because we all know you three love being under Germany, since you play it a lot. Never underestimate the power of spaghetti.
Well ya know what would be pretty cool? Think HoI4, but you can zoom into individual states to participate in the battle. Time moves at ultra speed when at map screen, and slows to sort of a mini battlefield esque skirmish where you pop into a guy in the regiment or a tank in a column and any equipment or support you get rely entirely on what you outfit your forces with in the production screen or what you scrounge from a dead guy. I wouldn't have them be to terribly long, but more an optional thing with a good handful of maps for if you click different areas of the world
8:10 I had Scandinavia form and it was- Well it formed in south Sweden and Sweden still existed idk if they broke free later but Scandinavia, Norway and Sweden existed...... and they were all in Denmark’s sphere-
Did you know that if you kill enough people in one battle the game-screen stops being able to show the number. Once I was Brazil, defending my fellow democracy Germany against the fifth Anglo-Dutch-scandinavian war and I finally decided my navy was good enough to directly challenge Britain. I did basically the same thing as the video but they stretched one battle out over two years. I think I killed 1,800,000 in one battle, but the screen couldn't show it.
i was gonna play this game as sardinia piedmont and form italy like 2 weeks ago, but the only way i knew how to form italy was to continously siege two sicily's land until those rebels pop up.... but i died and rage quit.
REVOLUTION COUNTERREVOLUTION COUNTERCOUNTERREVOLUTION COUNTERCOUNTERCOUNTERREVOLUTION Jes, you just went shop, and your country changed government three times
I shall, henceforth and forever, refer to Prestige as "Poetry Points". Awesome.
I do as well lmao
Same
Have you kept up with your promise?
@@foxnelson5113 So far so good. I encourage ISP to call them that also, from time to time.
My favorite italian poem:
Roses are red
Onision is hated
And i must confess
That millenium dawn is overrated
What about Invade Greece Now for the Italy?
Isp heart-ing my comment makes me feel like im actually funny
ARTILERY ONLY IN HOI3
BANNERLORD WHEN???????
Cvetomir Georgiev *sniff* Such a beautiful poem *sheds many manly tears*
Is Italian Texas where they make spaghetti westerns?
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
lmaoooo
That
Was
Perefect
Andrea Rantin the Italian has spoken, you’re halfway approved, now you just need a texan
You beat me to it. I was 10 months too late.
First two notes: C3 and G3.
Plink: *pop*
Distance: Tritone down on first two notes, one tripop on pop
Thank you for fine work. I never knew I needed you in my life.
You're late, boi
I scroll through the comments just to find you each video
Don't be late next time.
The hero we need
China and Africa: Exist
Europe: *Its free real estate*
Are you implying that it's not?
How about freaking America and Asia then? You know what, how about FUCJING ANTARCTICA
The world: exists
Europe: It's free real estate
@Kevin Spee Well, By the time of Victoria, most of the Americas are already colonized.. In Asia, Middle East is Ottoman's Territory, Central Asia and Siberia is Russia's, India is the British's, and Southeast Asia is the Dutch's. So yeah, Africa and East Asia left :D
TIME FOR THE 9TH OPIUM WAR!
Noodles are just Weeaboo Spaghetti
*Ravioli Ravioli lets get some ninja-roli*
That shit actually exists.
What if the 1870-71 Franco-Prussian War did coolmathsgames only?
fuckin hell this doesnt stop
ARTILERY ONLY IN HOI3
Yes
*VICTORIA 2 ARTILLERY ONLY*
*VICTORIA 2 IRREGULARS ONLY*
*EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 4 ARTILLERY ONLY*
*CK2 ARTILLERY ONLY*
VICTORIA 1 ARTILLERY ONLY
@@martinmortyry7444 eu iv artillery only can be really op tho
The pitch and sound of the intro clearly keeps changing
*pop*
@Hungarian Adler I really am everywhere no matter my mood
@@RosehipIsThicc Wtf as soon as I read that it happened.
Ironside Pitch Boi got ya covered on that.
Well they defeated the Papal States in 1870, so yeah, don't mess with the Italian Army.
Prins van Oranje but then again technically the Papal States are also Italian, meaning Italians both won and lost
@@greenmountainhistory7335 The Papal States are jewish
I thought the Papal States were Buddhist?
Random
No they obviously believe in Tengri what is this bullshit dont make fun of papa
Greyson of Leeward all of you are wrong the Papal States are clearly Sunni
I am Italian.. Thank you so much for giving us a good historically plausible timeline
Alexander2471994 I will now attempt to speak Italian
👨🏻 bapity boopy bibity baba boopity bipa
Kekree Wilson Italian language is still older than your country
@@greenmountainhistory7335 stop with the racism towards my people
Declan Kirby lol imagine calling Italians “people”
@@greenmountainhistory7335 per favore non fare il classico americano grassone che finge di essere italiano , grazie 😁
Don’t laugh at Italy in Victoria 2, save all the energy you save from not laughing at Italy in Victoria 2 to laugh at them in Hearts of Iron 4.
Italy, Italy.
Yes papa, yes papa
Using gas?
No papa, no papa
Telling lies
No papa, no papa
Destroy Eiffel Tower
HAHAHA
There only one "no" or "yes papa"
You have dissapointed me
So you shall be sacrificed
Apollon destroying France is our dream -an Italian
PrismDragon 97 we Iranians can help u realize that dream since the name of both our countries begins with the letter I and our flags are almost similar so we like you more than the French.
For your mistakes, you must be punished. *Allow Slavery*
Benito benito
Yes league of nations?
Telling lies?
No league of nations.
Committing war crimes?
No league of nations
Open your borders
Hahaha
I felt insulted when you called my home "banana".
Banana Bread
@Clown With no family you mean Temesvár?
do you know what you should do: megacampaign, no not the spectator one, play as any nation in ck2 and survive till hoi4.
The thing is you need to try real hard to not do a wordconquest in that... so in CK2 you need to form the HRE and let it fall appart in EU4 then in EU4 actually play as a collonial nation released I recomend Australia Vic2 is slow so you can play normally and then finnish shit off in Hoi4
Conveting shit to Stelais doesn't work imo :/
you mean MARCH OF THE EAGLES!!!
@@rock7343 Though March of the Eagles doesn't step on Victoria II at all (even with Concert of Europe start date) and so can be implemented in the campaign.
You must have had to play a lot of Coolmathgames to be able to understand the trade system in this game
Bibbity bobbity
Your jokes are floppity
its easy actually you and your spheres are like a mini eu where goods are moved freely (excluding tariffs) anything extra is sold in the world market for anyone to buy but it always sells according to the rating so as an uncivilized nation you only get leftovers from the great powers,secondary powers,civilized nations and the stuff you produce which means as china you wait 3-5 years for clippers to free up and markets to adjust now you might say we dont produce enough grain and fish and my people dont get enough which raises militancy and makes westernization harder and also my people might have money and want to buy these goods and cant so ı dont get the tariffs ı could get but ı would say timmy tough luck because you see victoria 2 trade system is one of most in depth economic models in gaming and its BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
@@yasarekin wot
yaşar ekin Sevgener And recently Paradox is implementing a similar system in Stellaris.
*Hey isp, do you hear that?*
Yes. It is the *Franco-Franco union comment*
1:19
I'm Italian and that is EXACTLY how we managed to be a great pow... oh yeah, Italy is better at cooking pasta rather than making good politics
*sees New England invading Northern Germany*
*THAT'S MY BOY!*
#FuckThePatriots
Please make a second roblox video with the boys!
ARTILERY ONLY IN HOI3
no you will make isp suffer
some guy That's the point.
isnt isp married with drew the fuckboi
why do you know this
"268 Jacobin Rebel regiments have risen up in your country!"
You have a matching avatar for such a moment
Pizzareich
What if Italy became communist, won every war and became the 1st world power. These are all possible
Gandalf The Badass Wizard we'll nuke the world with tomato sauce
jokes aside we were really close to become in this order anarchists, then socialist and at last communists, so that point is actually accurate
Fortunately we didn't
Italy almost became communist but the USA ruined it
@@lorenzomanzoni9693 ruined it ?
Im glad they didnt become communist
The haitian mafia sounds like new flavour of chef boy ar dees can spaghetti
Juho Länsipuro r/boneappletea
New England has always been a great power in my heart
Nah.
reeeeeee
*great powah in my haht.
@@bobandy7279 hey we dont all talk like that
@@bobandy7279 boston is cool AF
isp stops playing hoi4 because he is afraid of the anti air only challenge
Those feels when isp makes every paradox game look easy but when you try it you instantly die.
*Unlocks gas attack*
“Oh great, can finally invade Ethiopia now”
The Soviets were just using the Rebel strat
"Can't occupy my land if I can't even control it!"
When in doubt call Mussolini
Ahh, nothing like PIZZA and success- I mean communism and starvation, and French ... - Italy
1912: "I didn't expect to see Swedish Libya"
How about Libyan Sweden in a 100 years?
FamousDMagnificent edgy
Woah, careful not to cut yourself on that edge there
TOMMY TOMMY
lmaoing @ all these mad replies
10 years*
“Italian tankettes Suck!”
*yellow gas starts filling the room*
“Why does it smell like mustard...?”
*falls dead*
How to win the race for Africa....
*Have a head start*
Boy, that came in quite handy for him didn't it
Hello there Internet Service Provider, I would like to inform you it was 10,000 people not 1,000 people that died of typhoid fever.
I actually am from Lippe-Detmold 😂 It's in Western Germany
Neysley hallo :D
Hey. Ich auch (naja eher etwas nördlicher aus Bielefeld😂)
Isorrow: in Victoria ww1 starts with SuperPowers wanting small Island
Irl Italy joining ww1 Just for 4 cities:
6:30 banat is just a region in Romania, but it's a banana in vic 2
And in Serbia
Reminders me of ISPs first videos like the one about the pideophile nation
When you bought Waking the Tiger and see the focus "assassinate Mussolini"
THIS video has 360 more Pixels than I have working bRaIn cELls
You're still in a better shape than Russia is in this game!
Plays with Sardinia-Piedmont
Asks *A U S T R I A* for an alliance
Austria refuses
isorrowProductions: WHY?!??!
00:13 Italy can’t switch sides in a war if it doesn’t exist
Why not try multiplayer Kaiserreich with Drew and Alex? playing as the United Baltic Duchy, White Ruthenia and the Kingdom of the Ukraine, be merry members of the Reichspakt. See how you like being underlings to Germany. Because we all know you three love being under Germany, since you play it a lot. Never underestimate the power of spaghetti.
“Many people look down on Italy’s achievements”
Angry Roman Empire noises
will we see a sequel to this in Hoi4?
lol no.
9:26
>Di Savoia
>People's Republic of Italy
AHH YEAH MIO DEAR THIS È WHAT ITALIA È SUPPOSED TO BE
So is this a modded Vicky 2? Because I don’t have that many decision or reforms.
Do you have dlc?
Yes I have all the dlc, at least all the dlc listed on steam
@@Ashathefree8 no idea then
hpm mod
Same here... maybe he’s playing from a launcher from Paradox, and we’re playing from the Steam launcher?
I like the pop at the start of it.
What CoolMathGames mod is this?
No u
at some point, it sort of started resembling kaiserreich
*🅱️annerlord* *When*
Sweden in Victoria 2.... furniture factories only
Ita...what? Do you mean Austrian North Italy?
Ironside Pitch Boi must be overwhelmed with that sound.
Hahahaha very nice now do coolmathgames at 300k
I like how he just goes around messing up the entire world.
You shouldn't make fun of them because they are skilled in the arts of Coolmathgames
Sammy boi...do u have any time that you spend outside of this comment section
Sam Patterson
You’ve made like 5 posts about cool math games.
I like how at 9:28 British Field Marshal Wallace Moresby has the same portrait as US President Ulysses S Grant. 10/10 Would play again.
better video title
Why you *SHOULD* make fun of italians
?? Wtf
Well ya know what would be pretty cool? Think HoI4, but you can zoom into individual states to participate in the battle. Time moves at ultra speed when at map screen, and slows to sort of a mini battlefield esque skirmish where you pop into a guy in the regiment or a tank in a column and any equipment or support you get rely entirely on what you outfit your forces with in the production screen or what you scrounge from a dead guy. I wouldn't have them be to terribly long, but more an optional thing with a good handful of maps for if you click different areas of the world
Is he using HFM?
Now you gotta have the cod hit marker sound when the hammer hits.
HOI 1 at 350k
It’s always refreshing to see a video in Vic 2
Cavalry only
9:06 no more sentence more glorious has ever been said
Well Sweden is turning into Libya irl, so why can't it be the opposite here?
A good comrade would have sent an expeditionary force to the USSR to help purge the Royalists.
there isn't one good reason to not make fun of Italians
I'm offended and I find my comment a reused meme.
We have a comedian here!...
+Alessandro Donato Hey, faccio del mio meglio :D
9:44 Yay Romania is big and stronk
500k react to a hoi4 game
6:25 creation of a god
Damnit I’m 9 minuets late
It's ok. Minuets aren't easy to learn and play. Well, most of them are, but maybe you aren't a good musician!
0:46 That's 10,000 people my dude
Fortnite only
Italian accomplishments ww1
Me: Are you sure about that
First
Karst de Boer nope you got owned
This man's actually first
You know what's funny?
*France was historically Sardina-Piedmont's friend*
No it was just opportunistic. Sardina was the enemy of enemy of France.
rip the ironside pitch guy.
8:10 I had Scandinavia form and it was-
Well it formed in south Sweden and Sweden still existed idk if they broke free later but Scandinavia, Norway and Sweden existed......
and they were all in Denmark’s sphere-
That ironside intro has transcended this plane of existence.
MAMMA MIA.Thatsa a lota of spicy wind!
low-key "spaghetti for everyone except for the rich people" sounds kinda fuckin lit
The way you say the word “year”is so funny to me idk why
Britain: ISP I don't feel so good...
That wasn't just 1000 people, add another zero and there's the ticket
Always nice to see some good old vicky 2 on the channel
In my last game I invented gas attacks. Then after 2 wars later everyone else has copied. However they also invented gas masks. I never did...
that pop in the ironside intro made me laugh out loud for some reason lol
Whats worse than a great power of Europe losing to Japan in 1905? Losing to china in 1893!
Did you know that if you kill enough people in one battle the game-screen stops being able to show the number.
Once I was Brazil, defending my fellow democracy Germany against the fifth Anglo-Dutch-scandinavian war and I finally decided my navy was good enough to directly challenge Britain. I did basically the same thing as the video but they stretched one battle out over two years. I think I killed 1,800,000 in one battle, but the screen couldn't show it.
This is such a departure from his Belgium video way back when.
When your winning the war after 1945 and Germany wants to be your ally again
1.24 mil going down to 1.23 mil isn’t 1,000 people, it’s 10,000 people XD
That was actually 10 thousand people who died to typhoid.
Italian texas; *in tf2 spy's voice* "Poopada popidi pooopada popidi popadi, partner" *tips tengalon spagetti hat*
i was gonna play this game as sardinia piedmont and form italy like 2 weeks ago, but the only way i knew how to form italy was to continously siege two sicily's land until those rebels pop up.... but i died and rage quit.
I'm from Lippe! Detmold is like the capital city of Lippe and it's so funny that, that small piece of german land is in this game :D
I love how the German and Austrian ai is hard wired to hate each other.
REVOLUTION
COUNTERREVOLUTION
COUNTERCOUNTERREVOLUTION
COUNTERCOUNTERCOUNTERREVOLUTION
Jes, you just went shop, and your country changed government three times
Муслим Шихамматов ^ this tbh