Why You Shouldn't Trust Austrians - Victoria 2

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  6 років тому +2434

    The best Christmas gift available. Maths.

  • @KapriiSun
    @KapriiSun 6 років тому +3331

    Britain in 1836: "Okay, taking Montana the first 3 times? Not great. But how about this; we do it again."
    Prime Minister William Lamb: "Montana will be ours by Christmas, lads!"

    • @KapriiSun
      @KapriiSun 6 років тому +126

      Who wants Montana. 4 times.

    • @elgitarr_
      @elgitarr_ 6 років тому +91

      @@KapriiSun The real question is who doesn't want Montana?

    • @ETFRoss
      @ETFRoss 6 років тому +32

      You leave my state alone!

    • @OssyFlawol
      @OssyFlawol 6 років тому +110

      9:58, America trying to liberate Canadian Montana.
      They got Montana bois

    • @mexicoball2529
      @mexicoball2529 6 років тому +40

      Who needs Montana when you can get country roads and mountain Mommas.

  • @olbradley
    @olbradley 4 роки тому +1073

    South Germans: * want to be treated like human beings *
    ISP: *t h o u g h t c r i m e*

    • @olbradley
      @olbradley 4 роки тому +9

      Ts M Austria and southern Germany are two different things

    • @skeletonjanitor
      @skeletonjanitor 3 роки тому +3

      @@olbradley same thing

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 роки тому +23

      @@olbradley South Germany and Austria are Bolivian overseas territories

    • @lorimorgan7279
      @lorimorgan7279 2 роки тому +2

      @@sharkronical Based

    • @Stan3-
      @Stan3- Рік тому +1

      @@sharkronical based

  • @GP090
    @GP090 6 років тому +832

    South German Pan-Nationalist guys walking around in Egypt finding King tuts tomb. What is this the prequl to Indiana Jones: Raiders of the lost ark?

    • @ImperatorLemon
      @ImperatorLemon 6 місяців тому +1

      That or how Germany won in Wolfenstein

  • @Marius2Rocker
    @Marius2Rocker 6 років тому +832

    "I'm just making Europe a mess, aren't I?"
    - Every Habsburg ever

    • @Gray-Wolf
      @Gray-Wolf 3 роки тому +9

      What about Franz Joseph?

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 роки тому

      @Skelley-Priest Otto was REALLY cool though

    • @noone2862
      @noone2862 2 роки тому

      “Burrrr ahhh go fee” - the last hasburgs

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 років тому +1712

    Keeping up with the Hasburgs

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 4 роки тому +507

    9:53
    "I can't believe there's a great war over this, but then again there has been four wars over Montana this game"
    While he says that, there's also the "American Liberation of Canadian Montana" occurring. Does that mean the British successfully liberated Montana and now the Americans are re-liberating the liberated Montana?

    • @gagebender2849
      @gagebender2849 3 роки тому +22

      That is exactly what that means 😂

    • @hioyua650
      @hioyua650 3 роки тому +29

      American liberation of Canadian Montana, something about that tells me the Americans may be lying.

    • @CiaranW2003
      @CiaranW2003 3 роки тому +21

      @@hioyua650 Americans say "liberation" what they really mean is conquest and exploitation

    • @choofiewoo4875
      @choofiewoo4875 3 роки тому +8

      @@CiaranW2003 as an American I can verify that this is true

    • @petrsalavec6541
      @petrsalavec6541 3 роки тому +2

      @@CiaranW2003 Bruh.

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 років тому +848

    Minecraft is cowering in fear in case ISP picks it after Coolmathgames

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 років тому +2111

    If you actually play Coolmathgames I don't even know what I will do with my life

    • @doxrion6914
      @doxrion6914 6 років тому +104

      End it

    • @ploxman
      @ploxman 6 років тому +13

      Mr Sam Man, bring me a dream

    • @juancapomasi9046
      @juancapomasi9046 6 років тому +20

      coolmethconsumption

    • @tjscooper24
      @tjscooper24 6 років тому +16

      Sam Patterson go commit coolmathgames when?

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 років тому +1

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @SylvainsRamblings
    @SylvainsRamblings 6 років тому +468

    *My country tis of thee, AUSTRIA-HUNGARY!! Obey your king!*

    • @yoyoyeah9083
      @yoyoyeah9083 6 років тому +3

      haha time to shoot your cars again IN SARAJEVO

    • @TiyZzi
      @TiyZzi 5 років тому +1

      *Kaiser

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 5 років тому +3

      @@yoyoyeah9083 If you shot the bloody cars, we wouldn't have had a problem now would we? Or did he miss the car THAT badly???

  • @harrisonharry15
    @harrisonharry15 6 років тому +185

    German concentration camps. No no, Austrian concentration WORLD

  • @franjosssja6925
    @franjosssja6925 6 років тому +371

    dude im running out of emails stop w the goals

  • @COFindus
    @COFindus 6 років тому +154

    "I can't believe there's been a Great War over this but then again there's been 4 wars over Montana this game"
    Meanwhile in the first American Liberation of Canadian Montana.

  • @hwils5020
    @hwils5020 6 років тому +318

    vic 3 is number 1 world problem

    • @Paraboxify
      @Paraboxify 6 років тому +14

      Vic3 is slowly being installed in Stellaris

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 років тому +5

      Is there any information towards Victoria 3 anyway?

    • @garretvasil59
      @garretvasil59 6 років тому +5

      Nah, number 1 world problem is Mount and Blade Bannerlord

    • @ManCheat2
      @ManCheat2 6 років тому +4

      you fool bannerlord and vic 3 are the same game!

    • @garretvasil59
      @garretvasil59 6 років тому +6

      At this point they very well could be

  • @juderrs7028
    @juderrs7028 6 років тому +260

    i never closed my hoi4 anti-air only game this fast before

    • @clam2190
      @clam2190 6 років тому +29

      Shlomo Is Beste Pfft. Field Hospital only.

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 5 років тому +3

      Implying you've done that before

    • @citcoin-official2681
      @citcoin-official2681 5 років тому +10

      no no no no.
      *MOTORISED SUPPORT COMPANY AND SPG ONLY*

  • @Holte1114
    @Holte1114 6 років тому +75

    Hey ISP
    I love your content
    I love how frequent it is
    I love how varied it is
    I love how it makes me tingle when you say something derogatory about 3rd world nations
    And most importantly
    I love you
    Dont ever stop

    • @wileymanful
      @wileymanful 4 роки тому +8

      This comment is unironically really sweet

    • @berserk6855
      @berserk6855 4 роки тому +1

      @@wileymanful he is a
      SIMP

    • @jacklee8467
      @jacklee8467 9 місяців тому +1

      It’s been over 5 years, and he hasn’t stopped. Though, I wish he stilled played Vic2 more

  • @Descanlin
    @Descanlin 6 років тому +57

    9:55 There's a fifth, technically, war over Montana. "American Liberation of Canadian Montana."
    ... Wot.

  • @martonk
    @martonk 6 років тому +54

    Austro-Hungarian egypt.
    Makes the goulash tingle in my tummy.

  • @Marius2Rocker
    @Marius2Rocker 6 років тому +59

    "Hey, Johan, what color should Austria-Hungary be?"
    "What about blood-poop brown?"

  • @fnxtutunoberov9666
    @fnxtutunoberov9666 6 років тому +163

    Last time i was this early a girl was disappointed

  • @mrvictorian4004
    @mrvictorian4004 6 років тому +572

    Came here faster than French surrender

    • @thingymatt3993
      @thingymatt3993 6 років тому +83

      its the joke that keeps giving, unlike the french war effort

    • @camillocuevas9073
      @camillocuevas9073 6 років тому

      Same lol

    • @rolandilosvay9470
      @rolandilosvay9470 6 років тому +4

      @@thingymatt3993 Lmao, this was actually a pretty good one

    • @mrvictorian4004
      @mrvictorian4004 6 років тому

      James O'Brien, We meet again

    • @5lake
      @5lake 6 років тому

      Are you sure thats even possible

  • @alverygrissom2544
    @alverygrissom2544 6 років тому +37

    "i've done unspeakable things to the world"
    quintessentially austrian

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 6 років тому +39

    Hmm, watching Serbia on a map in a game that is supposed to end with WWI(aka Great War №37)? I wonder whom it might be possible to play as after you run out of majors...

  • @kenlim6485
    @kenlim6485 6 років тому +34

    The original Europa Universalis board game at 400k

  • @seanquinn3034
    @seanquinn3034 5 років тому +17

    Scientists in your county have discovered Jazz
    *M A J O R D I S C O V E R Y*

  • @EpicTyphlosionTV
    @EpicTyphlosionTV 6 років тому +162

    HOI3 at 333K?

  • @1brianm7
    @1brianm7 2 роки тому +15

    I’m binging old ISP videos and unironically crying since I realized how my life has changed.

    • @olivercheese8706
      @olivercheese8706 Рік тому +2

      Doing the same thing now, dude. I remember watching these vicky videos with breakfast in 8th grade. Leaving for college soon. How things change.
      I've outgrown my Denmark Is Not Real hoodie, and can never buy another one. Kinda sad about that.

  • @xmiky930
    @xmiky930 6 років тому +64

    *PLAY AS BANAT!!!!!!!!*

    • @snipingflute4346
      @snipingflute4346 6 років тому +6

      Маћко Keep in mind that Serbia is a force to recon with if you play as Banat.

    • @gagoimaliu
      @gagoimaliu 6 років тому +4

      if you play as any non serb country in the balkans

  • @michaeld8534
    @michaeld8534 5 років тому +12

    The most cursed thing in this video is "Belgian Vietnam"

  • @berenisaw7856
    @berenisaw7856 5 років тому +46

    9:58 Golden Triggered

    • @stratigangames508
      @stratigangames508 4 роки тому +9

      "I'm only a few days away from winning the war!"

    • @griddy922
      @griddy922 3 роки тому

      "I'm literally winning the war"

  • @Lordblow1
    @Lordblow1 6 років тому +16

    10:12 kinda looks like a one celled organism devouring another one celled organism. Kinda appropriate in a way

  • @superkooper6594
    @superkooper6594 4 роки тому +7

    10:58
    Austria-Hungary: ya like jazz?

  • @jgn
    @jgn 6 років тому +36

    WHY DOES MONTANA HAVE SO MUCH O I L TO LIBERATE

  • @sommerled1
    @sommerled1 6 років тому +7

    As someone from Montana, this is awesome!

  • @omnisciency
    @omnisciency 6 років тому +15

    Please do EU: Rome and recreate Mussolini's Great Roman Empire as the Romans. If not then no excuses not to when Imperator: Rome comes out :))

  • @arslayah3169
    @arslayah3169 4 роки тому +2

    Britain : It’s 4 o’ clock, honey! You know what that means! Another British Liberation of Montana!
    The Rest of the World : Yes, queen..

  • @PostRobcore
    @PostRobcore 6 років тому +4

    Man, I wish we could see more of this playthrough. ISP's V2 campaigns are pretty wacky o_o

  • @mrvictorian4004
    @mrvictorian4004 6 років тому +29

    COOLMATHSGAME NOW!!!!

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 6 років тому +13

    Play as Banat!

  • @echo4428
    @echo4428 4 роки тому +2

    America beating up Britiain for the fourth time after GB continues to try to free Montana.
    How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man

  • @user-tn1wo4md4n
    @user-tn1wo4md4n 6 років тому +6

    Why you SHOULD trust coolmathgames next up please

  • @seanquinn3034
    @seanquinn3034 5 років тому +6

    6:09 *Mr Italy I don’t feel too good*

  • @snipingflute4346
    @snipingflute4346 5 років тому +3

    So, I watched Bokoen1’s video of Golden trying reach Paris as Austria in HOI IV and then come back to this video laughing my head off even more.

  • @BadDayLp
    @BadDayLp 4 роки тому +2

    8:13
    "Haha I didnt realize that this start a great war but here we are"
    Hitler, 1939 colorized

  • @anothga
    @anothga 6 років тому +7

    How about CoolMathGames with artillery only?

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 5 років тому +1

    5:51 Britain is just besieging the ENTIRE STATE of Montana. Makes sense if you don't question it!

  • @lunarcod7187
    @lunarcod7187 6 років тому +4

    oh god imagine bill wurtz in this universe

    • @jakethegreatestofalltime
      @jakethegreatestofalltime 3 роки тому

      “Oh look, Austria just ate all of Central Europe” Are the borders good? “no.”

  • @Heating56
    @Heating56 4 роки тому +2

    Jokes on you ISP, you taught me how to play Victoria 2. Your monopoly is lost

  • @thiagoecb
    @thiagoecb 6 років тому +6

    March of the eagles world conquest

  • @st0mp331
    @st0mp331 6 років тому +2

    Honestly your kind of right about having a monopoly on vic2. Its one of my favorite games and your the only one I can watch because no one else plays lol

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 6 років тому +5

    Now you must play as the Canadian Empire.

  • @Lapichant
    @Lapichant 6 років тому +1

    You always see the same guys who get top comment who spam what happened to one single COOLMATHSGAMES

  • @poisonousvictory8622
    @poisonousvictory8622 3 роки тому +3

    Each one of ISPs videos are like gemstones that seemingly get constant views

  • @koninkrijkdernederlanden6204
    @koninkrijkdernederlanden6204 5 років тому +2

    Meanwhile in Britain in 2019 ok guys it’s our 301st invasion of Montana LETS GO

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 років тому +7

    Imathgamesproductions

  • @hansf.3436
    @hansf.3436 4 роки тому +2

    "I am gonna go and release all this Italian land..."...... Releases Trieste..... Slovenian rage intensefies

  • @expendable1015
    @expendable1015 6 років тому +9

    If you had one wish what would it be:
    End world hunger
    End world poverty
    World peace
    Just a teaser trailer for Vic 3 with a TBD for release date.

    • @theluckygamer7593
      @theluckygamer7593 5 років тому

      Ending world poverty might be possible but world peace is Impossible because only the worst humans have power

  • @gifigi6006
    @gifigi6006 3 роки тому +1

    The Sun never sets on Austro-Hungarian Empire

  • @Anakin-fj8jz
    @Anakin-fj8jz 6 років тому +6

    Gameboygirl at 500k

  • @sirserck5240
    @sirserck5240 5 років тому +2

    i misread the title as "Why you shouldn't trust the Autists"

  • @JoGyatto
    @JoGyatto 6 років тому +3

    Arty only on coolmathgames

  • @AkatsukiBoss13
    @AkatsukiBoss13 6 років тому +2

    Clearly, you must now create a Canadian Empire so you can properly liberate Montana.

  • @shalomodom
    @shalomodom 6 років тому +5

    Yay! ISP will play coolmathsgames for my birthday! BEST PRESENT EVER

  • @trimmershave
    @trimmershave 6 років тому +1

    If you thought Stalin's face was a great map i just found something much better
    this left me in shock of what the community of cs can do
    steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1534787465
    content for the next month

  • @lukajeremic727
    @lukajeremic727 6 років тому +8

    Next video try serbia😂

  • @hamishmccartney7030
    @hamishmccartney7030 6 років тому +2

    "Victoria 2 does not have a lot of life left in it"
    -ISP 30/05/2015

  • @treybeck5846
    @treybeck5846 6 років тому +3

    coOl MaTH GaImS?

  • @OssyFlawol
    @OssyFlawol 6 років тому +1

    Mainland Wars on Coolmathgames.
    It's a grand strategy game on coolmathgames.

  • @stevy81
    @stevy81 6 років тому +11

    Thank

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 6 років тому +1

    *The Second British Liberation of Montana*
    *There's two of these?!?*
    Yeah i know right who would want to even do that the first time?

  • @two_o2189
    @two_o2189 6 років тому +3

    Oof

  • @FinleyBrownfox
    @FinleyBrownfox 6 років тому +1

    There needs to be a movie about the 4th British Liberation of Montana

  • @snorrett
    @snorrett 6 років тому +3

    coolmathgames

  • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
    @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 4 роки тому +1

    *American liberation of Canadian Montana*
    _austrohungarian game, aka, _*_THE MONTANA GAME_*

  • @Lunus6661
    @Lunus6661 6 років тому +2

    I'm very happy with the outcome of this, as an Austrian.

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 6 років тому +1

    "It's much funner to make Germany look realy bad"
    **Laughs in Share of the vote in state elections and parliamentary seats, of the AFD**

  • @andyyao1593
    @andyyao1593 5 років тому +1

    I think I know why Montana had to be liberated 4 times. The Montanians struck oil.

  • @larryjones9887
    @larryjones9887 6 років тому +1

    Play Rimworld and commentate on the fucked up social politics, could do a series on it

  • @elysiankentarchy1531
    @elysiankentarchy1531 6 років тому +1

    4:31 if you look at it sideways Austria-Hungary looks like a person. It has a couple of about even legs and he is stretching his hand out, as if greeting the Nordic nations.

  • @ohboyitsthatday6858
    @ohboyitsthatday6858 6 років тому +1

    Make that video an hour long and you got yourself a deal

  • @artoriasjim9638
    @artoriasjim9638 5 років тому +1

    I mean tbh it took 6 coalitions to beat France so 4 liberations for Montana isn’t that bad

  • @ЕгорСас-ф7х
    @ЕгорСас-ф7х 6 років тому +1

    2020. End of 17th war of liberation of Montana and start of 29th opium war

  • @boyishmallard9404
    @boyishmallard9404 3 роки тому +1

    2:19 The borders might not look too nice but damn I'm liking that name placement.

  • @keendy1835
    @keendy1835 6 років тому +1

    "Why You Shouldn't Trust Austrians"
    ITS AUSTRO *HUNGARIANS* REEEEE

  • @zekeo3897
    @zekeo3897 6 років тому +2

    FORTNITE

  • @puhpuh3037
    @puhpuh3037 5 років тому +1

    7:20 Germans liked permanent revolution before it was cool

  • @Gray-Wolf
    @Gray-Wolf 3 роки тому +1

    You created the South Germans.. now you're conquering them.. 😂

  • @zekeo3897
    @zekeo3897 6 років тому +2

    FORTNITE

  • @Mike-dq3cs
    @Mike-dq3cs 6 років тому +2

    What if Coolmathgames won wwII?

  • @caizens
    @caizens 6 років тому +1

    Play as Ottoman.
    I want to see you complaint and whine.
    Then drown in your tears as you cry. :P

  • @dryridley208
    @dryridley208 6 років тому +1

    I just got out of class
    Thanks ISP
    Literally perfect timing

  • @caveragefacts3395
    @caveragefacts3395 6 років тому +1

    Sam Patterson is the new justin y

  • @Jack1rules
    @Jack1rules 6 років тому +2

    Us Italians don’t give up you know!

  • @omega4679
    @omega4679 6 років тому +2

    Can you make cool math games into a let's play?

  • @eragonlindemann7236
    @eragonlindemann7236 5 років тому +1

    I remember in history class when we did used the Montanan Liberation Wars

  • @jul7985
    @jul7985 4 роки тому +1

    You could have annexed the whole of Bavaria instead of just Franconia. This would have even been somewhat realistic.

  • @blemba100
    @blemba100 5 років тому +1

    *im pissed cuz I live in Lithuania is my comrade* 5:35

  • @zman1064
    @zman1064 6 років тому

    I'll pay you to not play coolmathgames.

  • @Flash4ML
    @Flash4ML 4 роки тому +1

    Those are actually the worst borders I've ever seen lol

  • @ryanhinrichs7353
    @ryanhinrichs7353 6 років тому +2

    Artillery Only actually on meme insider