American Psycho 2: All American Girl (2002) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  2 роки тому +1244

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    • @coreygross5016
      @coreygross5016 2 роки тому +6

      I love that Chelsea Rebecca is doing the Kill Count while James is STILL taking a little break but why’s she dress like a young Julia Roberts?

    • @RJ-x
      @RJ-x 2 роки тому +4

      I LOVE DEAD MEAT

    • @air03man
      @air03man 2 роки тому +5

      Sorry I was late UA-cam traffic was terrible what did I missed ? Oh American psycho 2 kill count well let’s get to the kills!

    • @ikonikblur1104
      @ikonikblur1104 2 роки тому +2

      @@RJ-x same kind of underrated

    • @rustyrl665
      @rustyrl665 2 роки тому +3

      Hell yeah! I am so happy to see more of Chelsea on Kill Count

  • @saltmines5761
    @saltmines5761 2 роки тому +14129

    American Psycho 2 is the kind of movie to have a scene saying, “It’s you Rachel! You’re the American Psycho!”

    • @GokuInfintysaiyan
      @GokuInfintysaiyan 2 роки тому +370

      That sounds like a WAY more fun movie than what we got to see. I’d watch THAT movie (with prior knowledge, unlike American Psycho 2 which I only watched due to seeing the title and Mila Kunis while knowing nothing else about the film)

    • @ernestoacosta7918
      @ernestoacosta7918 2 роки тому +575

      “You’re the American Psycho 2: All American”

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 2 роки тому +121

      Do you like Huey Lewis & The News? Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when 'Sports' came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, 'Fore', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip to Be Square', a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!

    • @davidci
      @davidci 2 роки тому +46

      I mean, given that they did have Mila Kunis wear a shirt saying "All-American Girl", you're not wrong

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 2 роки тому +157

      "So, that's it huh? We some kind of American Psycho 2: All-American Girl?"

  • @rileydavidson180
    @rileydavidson180 Рік тому +974

    Rachel failing to predict that murdering 3 of her competitors for the TA position would lead to the position itself being closed is one of my favourite parts of this film

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Місяць тому +11

      Im at least glad it thought that part out
      Some movies have Lifetime level directing, someone will kill like 30 ppl for “a position” somewhere for something & im always like…WHY are you still hiring for this job. EVERYONES DYING. Or i get pissed off that NO BODY EVER suspects the ONE fking person who is not dying. Like yea obviously its them.

  • @poserdisposer6460
    @poserdisposer6460 2 роки тому +4721

    I love how legitimately pissed Chelsea sounds at how fucking stupid this movie is.

    • @Ghost-qb7zj
      @Ghost-qb7zj 2 роки тому +90

      Glad its not canon

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +13

      Sounds fun

    • @Karlebow571
      @Karlebow571 2 роки тому +78

      Just like how James is pissed off how I always know what you did last summer

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 роки тому +13

      Who doesn't love Mila Kunis? It's a shame for her to waste her time on dumb films.

    • @rickrossstretchmarks
      @rickrossstretchmarks 2 роки тому +9

      2 of 3 hosts have a movie they hate, we are yet to see what movie zoran hates

  • @leonlionheart3458
    @leonlionheart3458 2 роки тому +431

    All these years later, This is the first I've ever heard of an American Psycho 2. Literally 5 minutes ago I didn't know this existed. Seems like it was better that way.

    • @hando3960
      @hando3960 Рік тому +15

      same here my week is now ruined,and i do not approve of this being a movie or sequel to the original movie,it is simply not possible

    • @GlaceonFan1997
      @GlaceonFan1997 7 місяців тому +1

      22 years later and everyone still hates the movie, you love to see it :D

  • @gabrieljones7414
    @gabrieljones7414 2 роки тому +1216

    I'm still laughing at Chelsea's "Eat it, biiiitch" during Snow White.

  • @UnclePhil1112
    @UnclePhil1112 2 роки тому +5188

    Bless Chelsea’s heart for having to sit though this movie, (probably multiple times) so she can write a script and do a kill count on it. She absolutely deserves a gold star for this one.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 роки тому +146

      That'll teach her for leaving James to suffer through Thankskilling 3 alone.

    • @Yami53719
      @Yami53719 2 роки тому +12

      @@coolnerdlll6053 yeah...maybe

    • @UnclePhil1112
      @UnclePhil1112 2 роки тому +37

      @@coolnerdlll6053 yeah the difference is Thankskilling was made intentionally to be bad

    • @slurjkblohm
      @slurjkblohm 2 роки тому +4

    • @andychiu860311
      @andychiu860311 2 роки тому +9

      I don’t think she wrote the script, at least not the base draft

  • @vulpesarctica1562
    @vulpesarctica1562 2 роки тому +1228

    The mere thought of Christian Bale just cackling down the phone at the studio after they sent him this script just added years to my life.

    • @SDAWG-69
      @SDAWG-69 8 місяців тому +53

      Just like the damn dorsia worker

    • @ExProductions95
      @ExProductions95 6 місяців тому +13

      I imagine him going off on a rant like he did on the set of that terminator movie

  • @lunawolf8886
    @lunawolf8886 Рік тому +139

    20:35
    New favorite Dead Meat quote: "This is a kill count, not a charity ."

  • @kimberlyterasaki4843
    @kimberlyterasaki4843 2 роки тому +5182

    Okay, how did Fake Rachel get away with stealing real Rachel’s identity WHEN HER PARENTS LITERALLY SHOW UP FOR A SCENE?!

    • @kylenguyen7802
      @kylenguyen7802 2 роки тому +197

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 2 роки тому +314

      The plot dissolved

    • @alinorkessre
      @alinorkessre 2 роки тому +2

      Rachel was an orphan. The parents that show up were fake Rachel's.

    • @afamoroti
      @afamoroti 2 роки тому +86

      Muh brain hurtz now.

    • @lucinae8512
      @lucinae8512 2 роки тому +336

      I assume they were her actual parents and she just happened to share a first name with the real Rachel, but then WHY DID SHE NEED TO STEAL HER IDENITY IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 2 роки тому +1613

    I’ve never heard the phrase “majestically terrible” before but this movie clearly fits the bill. The fact that Chelsea probably had to watch this multiple times makes me admire the work that goes into these videos even more

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +12

      I mean Mortal Kombat Annihilation is also majestically terrible

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +4

      And also Batman and Robin

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 2 роки тому +1

      Hitman: Agent 47 is majestically terrible

    • @genesisolofernes1504
      @genesisolofernes1504 4 місяці тому

      ​@@miketrapper0464Btman and robin is good. You take that back

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 4 місяці тому

      @@genesisolofernes1504 well u right in a way, it is funny

  • @quickman2663
    @quickman2663 2 роки тому +1329

    Honestly, the following Kill Counts should be hosted by whoever is the most passionate about the movie in question. Because James, Chelsea and Zoran all are really great hosts and i like to see more of the latter two as much as James.

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 2 роки тому +98

      @@cobriobri2139 Meh, everybody needs to cover an awful movie. (Only then can James repent for his ThanksKilling 3 sin).

    • @AMonitorDarkly
      @AMonitorDarkly 2 роки тому +47

      @@cobriobri2139 I could see films like this being used as a trade off. For example, if both James and Zoran want to cover a movie, whoever gets it also has to cover pieces of sh*t like this as a restitution.

    • @angelcortez6729
      @angelcortez6729 2 роки тому +7

      Okay but could you imagine Chelsea hosting TCM? I wish that were to happen but it’s already been covered by James.

    • @theoledicktwist6247
      @theoledicktwist6247 2 роки тому +15

      @@cobriobri2139 it's covered as a series, Chelsea wanted to cover American psycho so she also had to do the other movies in the series

    • @stankgangsta4105
      @stankgangsta4105 2 роки тому +9

      That's the thing I was expecting one host to obviously be worse and it didn't come true.

  • @Deer_God
    @Deer_God Рік тому +328

    2:44 "Those arent real words." one of the hardest I have ever laughed at a sponsor bit on Dead Meat. Chelsea did such a great job on this and the OG American Psycho Kill Count. I can't wait to see more of her hosting in the future!

    • @-Commit-arson-
      @-Commit-arson- Рік тому +8

      I like her as a host too
      It’s also a little funny, because I just noticed that all of the hosts on dead meat have a slightly unusual name
      James Jeanice - both first names
      Chelsea Rebecca - both first names
      Zoran (I’m not even going to try and spell that) - exotic

  • @SmelliestStinker
    @SmelliestStinker 2 роки тому +1921

    You know, if this movie wasn't a sequel to American Psycho, I could have easily seen it getting a 2%.

    • @danielsgarden9283
      @danielsgarden9283 2 роки тому +207

      Yep. It’s just irrationally that they’d lie to the audience claiming it’s a sequel and try and shoe horn Patrick Bateman into it for no reason.

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +11

      @@danielsgarden9283 why does that sound familiar

    • @kuhinde
      @kuhinde 2 роки тому +100

      It wasn’t supposed to be. It wasn’t even related to American Psycho until the producers realised they could make money. Mila Kunis even told people to boycott it.

    • @anihilisticmisanthrope
      @anihilisticmisanthrope 2 роки тому +33

      @@kuhinde welp it should've never named itself then now we can bully this type of movie (its a sino)
      (sequel in name only)

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 роки тому +6

      It was very dishonest of the studio to pretend it was a sequel to that film, that's all. I'm sure some critics would have given it a weak recommendation if it wasn't being forcefully compared to the classic original film.

  • @cobracmr4
    @cobracmr4 2 роки тому +2701

    Dead Meat is literally the only UA-cam show where every single host is awesome. James, Chelsea, and Zoron literally could all make 3 personal channels and all 3 would be incredible. Love the dead meat family.

    • @sumdood8563
      @sumdood8563 2 роки тому +7

      There's a third one? What episodes did they do?

    • @bgoodie4584
      @bgoodie4584 2 роки тому +38

      @@sumdood8563 Zoran did the tremors kill counts

    • @thedominater302
      @thedominater302 2 роки тому +4

      I only know James honestly
      haven't watched since a few years

    • @alfonzog6327
      @alfonzog6327 2 роки тому +8

      Zoran *does* have a personal channel! It's called LowCarbComedy and it's amazing

    • @UnLugubreEquivoco
      @UnLugubreEquivoco 2 роки тому +1

      I love this variety honestly 🥰🥰🥰

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +6731

    Hard to believe this movie had a budget of $10 million, indie movie producers can create something superior, with not even a quarter of that budget.

    • @Ayo601
      @Ayo601 2 роки тому +61

      Maybe for a tax write off benefits or somebody/bodies salary ate up a lot of the budget?

    • @josethethinket9819
      @josethethinket9819 2 роки тому +62

      “It’s not always about the money”
      -idk who
      Anyway money doesn’t ultimately matter what does is how good the story is and how well it’s executed although a good budget doesn’t hurt either

    • @hostofsoulslol
      @hostofsoulslol 2 роки тому +19

      @@josethethinket9819 kingpin from into the spider verse

    • @bigrotary7023
      @bigrotary7023 2 роки тому +9

      Touch grass

    • @crieverytim
      @crieverytim 2 роки тому +6

      Coherence was made on a 50k budget. One of the best movies ever

  • @PattyBateman
    @PattyBateman 2 роки тому +769

    Patrick Bateman was sexy, so therefore, the original was sexier than the second

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Рік тому +10

      Don't worry, I'm sure they'll retcon this whole mess should they decide to do another sequel.

    • @Realistic-Kermit
      @Realistic-Kermit Рік тому +24

      Yo Patrick Bateman I have a question. Did you kill those people or was it in your head?

    • @Theone_whoknocks99.1
      @Theone_whoknocks99.1 Рік тому +2

      @@MrBlueSkyof1607 Hopefully

    • @loganbellinghausen-jn6hf
      @loganbellinghausen-jn6hf Рік тому +27

      American Phyco 3: Batemans Revenge

    • @fatcat1
      @fatcat1 Рік тому +2

      Kind of like James and Chelsea huh? Can't stand her compared to James.

  • @BLUWFL1
    @BLUWFL1 2 роки тому +429

    I like how James and Chelsea are so honest about the movies they review and don't sugarcoat anything they say, they bring out the good and bad things of a movie then they state an opinion, we need more youtubers like this.

  • @ShelfyTV
    @ShelfyTV 2 роки тому +4616

    Dude Chelsea is like REALLY REALLY good at hosting these. You guys are awesome.

    • @lukapookie3
      @lukapookie3 2 роки тому +16

      shelfy watches dead meat?!? i love you and have been watching u since the show 16

    • @njestyle
      @njestyle 2 роки тому +37

      You mean really good at trying to act like James doing the kill count? Or reading a script tended for James. You're kidding yourself.

    • @docl9302
      @docl9302 2 роки тому +57

      @@njestyle They probably wouldn't change writer for someone else. They both seem good at hosting the show, and a humorous demeanor is not exclusive to one person.

    • @RiteshSingh-po7tm
      @RiteshSingh-po7tm 2 роки тому +7

      But what happened to James? is he okay, cause Chelsea and Zoran are amazing no doubt but James is still my fav

    • @gagegunner_
      @gagegunner_ 2 роки тому +29

      @@RiteshSingh-po7tm I think James said he's taking a backseat for a bit and delegating out the kill count while he focuses on projects that require more attention. Chelsea had been talking about doing American Psycho kill counts as a guest host for a hot minute so it worked out

  • @crysxo6639
    @crysxo6639 2 роки тому +348

    That "Eat it Bitchh" to snow white 💀😂
    You're doing great Chelsea!

  • @matthewganong1730
    @matthewganong1730 Рік тому +106

    I just came back to this Kill Count today and realized this is one of my all-time favorite episodes of the show. Chelsea just killed this one. This legit might be the funniest episode this show has ever put out.

  • @sleepygamermax6782
    @sleepygamermax6782 2 роки тому +537

    Chelsea is 2 movies in and already showing signs of regret. That’s a new record right there.

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +1

      What do you mean regret?

    • @superrazor7617
      @superrazor7617 2 роки тому +31

      @@miketrapper0464 regret as in chelsea regretting taking this sequel

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +6

      @@superrazor7617 oh that makes sense

    • @partyelixir1265
      @partyelixir1265 2 роки тому +14

      @@superrazor7617 like how James felt covering thankskilling 3. Or Zoran coververing tremors 7 and 5

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 роки тому +2

      @@partyelixir1265 or I’ll always know what you did last summer

  • @willcribb3587
    @willcribb3587 2 роки тому +1767

    This channel has the nicest crew of people running it. Honestly, I thought I wouldn't enjoy it as much without James hosting. How wrong I was. I hope Chelsea and Zorin host more after James comes back.

    • @willcribb3587
      @willcribb3587 2 роки тому +43

      Aw shit I’ve been exposed INITIATE SELF DESTRUCT

    • @kooscherries
      @kooscherries 2 роки тому +26

      @Gheywrld Go outside dude 💀

    • @bluebay1031
      @bluebay1031 2 роки тому +11

      @@kooscherries they probably can’t. They’re a bot (or an incel, whichever works)

    • @moniixoxoo
      @moniixoxoo 2 роки тому

      @Gheywrld take a hike or something

    • @empressink_
      @empressink_ 2 роки тому

      NICEST? lmaoooooo okay.

  • @jarednewman7823
    @jarednewman7823 2 роки тому +995

    I love Chelsea's straightforward deliveries, and I loved the "Those aren't real words." Good job, Chelsea! You're doing great!

  • @robinbowman6991
    @robinbowman6991 2 роки тому +36

    13:35 "sure, whATEVER, SCRIPT" cracked me up. Great job, Chelsea!

  • @El_Bellota
    @El_Bellota 2 роки тому +711

    I love how she says "it's majestically terrible", but she looks so happy I'm not sure if she liked it or not 🥰
    Happy birthday James ❤️

    • @DantaineRemastered
      @DantaineRemastered 2 роки тому +8

      His birthday is today? That makes us birthday buddies :D

    • @wolframvonstein4526
      @wolframvonstein4526 2 роки тому +7

      @@DantaineRemastered Then happy birthday to you as well!

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 роки тому +1

      Some bad media can be deeply entertaining, just see Nostalgia critics review of Pinocchio a true story

    • @MDwarrior-pk1zf
      @MDwarrior-pk1zf 2 роки тому +1

      @@DantaineRemastered happy birthday

    • @Joncito-wrld
      @Joncito-wrld 2 роки тому +1

      @@DantaineRemastered also my birthday today happy birthday

  • @dasarne2579
    @dasarne2579 2 роки тому +1183

    This Kill Count once again made me realize how perfect James and Chelsea are for each other.

  • @fjordtheatrereunion
    @fjordtheatrereunion 2 роки тому +3519

    honestly, chelsea's kill counts are probably my favorite. when james hates a movie he tells you he hates a movie. when chelsea hates a movie she very specifically, sharply, and surgically destroys everything about it from the ground up. it's like some kinda bleak existentialist comedy. aka - super enjoyed this one. hope she does more.

  • @spider-manunknown9193
    @spider-manunknown9193 2 роки тому +260

    Killing off Patrick Bateman is definitely a big middle finger to anyone who wanted a sequel for Patrick’s story to continue.

    • @Bonniefr6678
      @Bonniefr6678 Рік тому +6

      100% agreed

    • @Kryptic1046
      @Kryptic1046 Рік тому +14

      Honestly they could just retcon this garbage and make a real sequel.

    • @women_hater836
      @women_hater836 Рік тому +7

      is the the dead Patrick Bateman in the American psycho 2 same as the one in American psycho1 , or is it just a different universe?

    • @hooting-ton5215
      @hooting-ton5215 9 місяців тому +5

      Also: It kinda ruins the mystery of the ending for the first movie where the audience is left wondering if Patrick did kill those people and his dad covered up for him or it was all some kind of fantasy.
      Since, you know, Patrick had to be a killer to kill people and get killed?

    • @OptimusPhillip
      @OptimusPhillip 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, Patrick's unique personality was the main thing people loved the original for. Killing him off literally kills the appeal of an American Psycho movie.

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 2 роки тому +3354

    I completely forgot this movie existed. I NEED TO WATCH IT.

    • @martth3great89
      @martth3great89 2 роки тому +17

      Monke

    • @wombato5715
      @wombato5715 2 роки тому +112

      You’re in for a disaster

    • @JadedMI
      @JadedMI 2 роки тому +94

      Don’t watch it. It’s super ass.

    • @QwakorMusic
      @QwakorMusic 2 роки тому +59

      I understand your a horror guy and all but seriously, save yourself while you can

    • @amaury12v89
      @amaury12v89 2 роки тому +28

      I’ve seen a fuck ton of movies. this is the worst….

  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated 2 роки тому +1047

    Woof I remember watching this in high school before I saw the original, even without that context I knew this was a very special stinker haha

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 2 роки тому +180

    Chelsea deserved a gold star for probably having to sit through this movie multiple times to write the script. Both her and Zoran have been amazing guest hosts. I can't wait to see more videos from them in future

  • @MechaVXGaming
    @MechaVXGaming Рік тому +60

    Anyone else honestly digging Chelsea as the host for this show as a treat? I’d say let her come on more if she would like to. She’s great, from the podcast to this it’s great all around, perfect job guys.

  • @thrillcollectors
    @thrillcollectors 2 роки тому +193

    “You know someone is gonna get murdered when you hear that Jackbox music”
    That one got me. You’re a natural at this Chelsea

    • @riverkath
      @riverkath 2 роки тому +5

      As someone who plays Jackbox a lot, this threw me and made me laugh way harder than it should’ve.

  • @AreYouNormalBass
    @AreYouNormalBass 2 роки тому +552

    definitely agreeing with james on how chelsea’s dry humour and delivery is such a fun change of pace compared to zoran’s recent antics. i love them both, obviously! but as a long time podcast fan as well i love watching chelsea do her thing on the kill count. keep up the great work everyone! real excited for slither next week

    • @anthonytonythegeek5561
      @anthonytonythegeek5561 2 роки тому +1

      It’s good to have some variety

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +2

      She is my second favorite host

    • @darkstar2874
      @darkstar2874 2 роки тому +11

      I think in general the idea of multiple hosts is really smart. As the Kill Count as a project grows its more manageable to divvy up the work, and creatively new things can be brought by those new people. I just hope the Chelsea and Zoran counts have been successful enough that the team feels comfortable bringing the idea back, either with those two or even with other guest hosts.

  • @yuuyjaaj6721
    @yuuyjaaj6721 2 роки тому +303

    Kill counting styles of each host:
    James: the OG, the master of it all, the unbeatable classic
    Zoran: lots of jokes, references and singing
    Chelsea: informative with a nice sprinkle of humor

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 роки тому +6

      We need more hosts to compare their styles

    • @skullbunny3813
      @skullbunny3813 2 роки тому +4

      I’m not use to change Chelsea is really good but James is unbeatable as u said

    • @DANNYTHEFROG123
      @DANNYTHEFROG123 2 роки тому +8

      Zoran is cheesy

    • @pepesilvia3827
      @pepesilvia3827 2 роки тому +12

      If you think James isn't cheesy, oh boy.

    • @nicolereese9757
      @nicolereese9757 2 роки тому +1

      @@DANNYTHEFROG123 don't act some of the jokes on here can't be cheesy on here tho, personally he's kinda cheesy but he's pretty charming while at it.

  • @ww2isjtc56
    @ww2isjtc56 2 роки тому +447

    It’s really sad that Chelsea is being bullied just because she’s not James or even Zoran I think for a first time hosting a kill count she’s doing great and everyone needs to ease up on her

    • @Buzzbar94
      @Buzzbar94 2 роки тому +76

      Someone is bullying our girl?
      This is unacceptable.

    • @laurenhalkett275
      @laurenhalkett275 2 роки тому +53

      really? every comment that I've seen has been praising her

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 2 роки тому +18

      @@laurenhalkett275 check the replies of most comments praising her

    • @laurenhalkett275
      @laurenhalkett275 2 роки тому +30

      @@themyofmy ya some fans are quite toxic but who cares. I hope she does another one soon!

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 роки тому +1

      I'm sure people just miss James' doing the narration, but this was a perfect film for Chelsea to cover, so I see no problem here! But it's like if PewDiePie's channel suddenly was hosted by Marzia...like, we love Marzia, but she has her own domain.

  • @neonjax
    @neonjax 2 роки тому +130

    The hit of serotonin when Chelsea says "My husband".

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 2 роки тому +287

    God I want Shatner's "This is unacceptable" to be everywhere now

  • @kaylimdonoghue4371
    @kaylimdonoghue4371 2 роки тому +1424

    Chelsea has done incredible with the kill counts just like James and Zoran

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 2 роки тому +33

      This makes me wonder, the cameraman Is next?

    • @Inkaymani
      @Inkaymani 2 роки тому +6

      @@frank8917 LOLL

    • @SHADY.45
      @SHADY.45 2 роки тому +5

      I guess so when James literally gave her the blueprints . I think she’s lame for that . Do your own thing

    • @Centiwing
      @Centiwing 2 роки тому

      @@SHADY.45 how about shut up she did amazing?

    • @daniel-vs6co
      @daniel-vs6co 2 роки тому +43

      @@SHADY.45 🗿

  • @stelm4237
    @stelm4237 Рік тому +33

    All the dead meat hosts are so great. Their styles and personalities are so similar yet different. Love dead meat so much.

  • @williamharris2947
    @williamharris2947 2 роки тому +734

    *American Psycho:* Acceptable!
    Good kills: 👍
    Good Killer: 👍
    Good script: 👍
    Will be respected as a great horror movie: 👍
    Makes a good bit of sense: 👍
    GPA: 👎
    *American Psycho 2:* 14:40
    Good kills: 👎
    Good Killer: 👎
    Good script: 👎
    Will be respected as a great horror movie: 👎
    GPA: 👍

  • @ElDivinoFeo
    @ElDivinoFeo 2 роки тому +156

    The way she said "DUDE LEAVE" had me cracking up. That scene is so bad.

  • @LittleCrimsonR
    @LittleCrimsonR 2 роки тому +197

    Fun Fact: Patient-Doctor Confidentiality is pretty solid... unless you're concerned (and convinced) that your patient is going to hurt themself or someone else. Then you're obligated to contact the proper authorities. IE: not a college professor.

  • @timob1681
    @timob1681 3 місяці тому +4

    Rachel literally telling the therapist "your life is NOTHING! you serve ZERO purpose!" is crazy LMAO

  • @MrBillLange
    @MrBillLange 2 роки тому +99

    The “sinister” SpongeBob murder music really cracked me up. Should be a recurring bit.

  • @MitchellFace
    @MitchellFace 2 роки тому +261

    I actually saw this movie way back when Netflix streaming was just movies you’d never heard of. I was a That 70s Show fan and had a massive crush on Mila Kunis, hadn’t even seen the original. I weirdly credit this movie for converting me into a horror fan. It was the first drop in the eventual flood.
    Sidenote: I’m not the only one loving Chelsea’s hair, right?

    • @wombato5715
      @wombato5715 2 роки тому +10

      I think Chelsea’s hair looks stunning too

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +4

      I never knew Mila Kunis was in Family guy, I should’ve because she was in other projects with Seth McFarlane

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 2 роки тому +2

      Mila is awesome and no-one could have played Jackie better and yes Chelsea's hair is absolutely stunning

    • @thaliabirrueta8456
      @thaliabirrueta8456 2 роки тому +1

      Chelsea look's so cute with that hair. I dig it.

    • @please_im_a_staaar
      @please_im_a_staaar 2 роки тому +2

      Same! Had a crush on Mila which convinced me that this is a good movie. Damn. I even wanted to become a criminologist like her character. Girl, bye.

  • @jessehalsey8972
    @jessehalsey8972 2 роки тому +143

    I’m not sure why but I laughed so hard when Chelsea was going over the soap label during the sponsor and said,” those aren’t real words.”

    • @jhc18823
      @jhc18823 2 роки тому +3

      SAME

    • @wombato5715
      @wombato5715 2 роки тому +4

      Followed up by that amazing reference to another movie about a psycho 😉

  • @TADYR
    @TADYR 2 роки тому +49

    Chelsea did awesome with this count! I'd love to see more from both her and Zoran, even after James' return

  • @Kobe80085
    @Kobe80085 2 роки тому +228

    Can we talk about how Chelsea is a natural at doing kill counts? It’s almost like her husband does it for a living.

    • @Lazypanda050
      @Lazypanda050 2 роки тому +42

      yeah bro maybe her husband could start a succseful channel called dead meat that covers horror movie kill counts and rates them with golden chainsaw and dull matchete oh and maybe he dresses up in outfits that have connection to the movie

    • @sebllo409
      @sebllo409 2 роки тому +7

      @@Lazypanda050 yeah I agree

    • @Voxelcube808
      @Voxelcube808 2 роки тому +9

      @@Lazypanda050 That would be so cool

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 2 роки тому +1

      She's a natural at commentary as well (6:40)

  • @ThaRealinNv777
    @ThaRealinNv777 2 роки тому +239

    I'm with James, the dry humor has been a nice change of pace. Regardless though you did a fantastic job the past two weeks Chelsea! Hope there are other Kill Counts' in your future. Keep being great people!

  • @EnzoSM23
    @EnzoSM23 2 роки тому +205

    I laughed so much during this kill count, that "unacceptable" scene is hilarious. I think this is my favorite kill count!

  • @brokenpieces5852
    @brokenpieces5852 Рік тому +7

    What pisses me off is the second kill. Patrick Bateman at no point is mentioned to know how to cover up a crime scene, like he has enough sense to know to protect surfaces when he first kills.
    This woman is attending school for the FBI, and she never puts on gloves, never tries to cover up anything, barely even tries to hide the body. I’m not even studying crime and I know this stuff!!!
    (Please note: I do watch a lot of mystery shows.)

  • @MysticMindAnalysis
    @MysticMindAnalysis 2 роки тому +357

    Love Chelsea's deadpan snark. Makes this shit-show of a movie actually entertaining, somewhat! Here's hoping she gets to return as a guest one day :).

    • @tohkritxhaln2703
      @tohkritxhaln2703 2 роки тому

      Yeah, my favorite, too. I miss it from James sometimes.

  • @Wi-Fi-El
    @Wi-Fi-El 2 роки тому +84

    I like James doing kill counts, but I hope Chelsea and Zorrin continue to cover films here and there because they bring their own perspective and style

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 2 роки тому +1

      i guess, i do love that others can have there own screen time to spice up the channel a little bit

  • @itsjustpaper
    @itsjustpaper 2 роки тому +94

    Compilation of my sinlge favorite lines on this Kill Count:
    "rich kid, Brian, smart kid, Keith, and has-boobs kid, Cassandra"
    "i wasn't aware you could 21 questions yourself out of a HIPAA violation"
    "this is The Kill Count, not a charity"
    "let's quantify the kills Kunis created on her way to Quantico"

  • @korrainomad365
    @korrainomad365 2 роки тому +27

    This is one of my favorite kill counts yet, I was laughing so hard at Chelsea's delivery! XD This is on the same level as I Always Knew What You Did Last Summer kind of disdain, and I'm both sorry they had to sit through these messes, but am also so thankful for the commentary! Please do more Kill Counts Chelsea!

  • @sabreveitch3554
    @sabreveitch3554 2 роки тому +235

    This is literally the year of Chelsea and I’m not complaining. she is literally killing it between the podcast, her voice over work and both of her kill counts that tbh changed the game. I cannot WAIT to see what else she does ✨🥰

  • @zachhughes9220
    @zachhughes9220 2 роки тому +101

    Sweet Christ. Hearing “hairagami” sent me hurtling through time and space back to being 8. Awesome job with the kill count Chelsea!

    • @booktraci7954
      @booktraci7954 2 роки тому

      I wanted a part pizzazz so bad when I was a kid!

  • @bethrobertson4384
    @bethrobertson4384 2 роки тому +31

    Chelsea's hair looks so good here!
    And she's killing these kill counts. Amazing.

  • @themaster22dude39
    @themaster22dude39 2 роки тому +100

    Chelsea is like the only person who can make this movie bareable. Also you know James and Chelsea are meant for each other when they BOTH reference Billy Madison in a kill count episode

    • @spookycakes4667
      @spookycakes4667 2 роки тому

      Omg what was the Billy Madison reference? I can't believe I missed it!

  • @TheRepty818
    @TheRepty818 2 роки тому +72

    As much as I love James running the Kill Count, I hope we continue to see ones hosted by Chealsea and Zorrin. I've really enjoyed these counts. And I love that everyone has their own style of humor.

  • @captainspaulding8868
    @captainspaulding8868 2 роки тому +255

    Here’s my honest review: Chelsea is a homerun with Kill Counts. Her segments with James are good, but solo it just seems like a bit more pressure is on her and she thrives. I like Zoran for the ones he’s been doing and I think Slither is a great fit for him, but let’s get Chelsea doing a bunch of stuff if it means more kill counts. Would love to see her do In The Mouth of Madness, Eden Lake, Fright Night, Near Dark. Zoran would be great for - Dead Snow, 28 weeks later, From Beyond, The Faculty and Dog Soldiers. Ok I’m rambling now!

  • @AmericasDevilllee
    @AmericasDevilllee Місяць тому +2

    Came back to watch this kill count and still im crying laughing at Chelsea's delivery of "I wasn't aware you could 21 questions yourself in to a hipa violation"😂😂😂😂

  • @T1_Tilapia
    @T1_Tilapia 2 роки тому +80

    With only 2 episodes I can say Chelsea solidified her spot and personality on the Kill Count, like Zoran did. I hope we get more stuff like this, where Zoran covers kind of obscure movies and Chelsea dissects old classics

    • @sparkyandredd4061
      @sparkyandredd4061 Рік тому +4

      Hey, yeah! That could work! James covers modern movies aside from odd exceptions like Mortal Kombat, Zoran does the weird and obscure like Gingerdead Man or Critters, and Chelsea does the older movies like the Alfred Hitchcock Psycho!

  • @retro9964
    @retro9964 2 роки тому +49

    I seriously have to say, I love the different kill count hosts and what each bring. Just so unique. Not trying to copy each other.

  • @benkaiser766
    @benkaiser766 2 роки тому +42

    I seriously couldn’t stop laughing! Chelsea needs to host more kill counts!

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt 2 роки тому +230

    Chelsea’s look for this episode rocks.

    • @lou2288
      @lou2288 2 роки тому +3

      She looks absolutely gorgeous, I'm especially loving her hair!
      My crush for her has intensified.

    • @thegreatstoneddragon9432
      @thegreatstoneddragon9432 2 роки тому

      Rocking in the USA!

    • @TheAnthonyG.
      @TheAnthonyG. 2 роки тому +6

      @@lou2288 Dude... she's married to our boy James. Go crush on someone else.

  • @DeclanCorey
    @DeclanCorey 2 роки тому +52

    "This is the Kill Count, not a charity"
    Yeah, I'm gonna need that phrase on a mug pronto

  • @johnkubiak1154
    @johnkubiak1154 2 роки тому +120

    What went through the producers mind or the director's mind or the writer's mind? Also the idea that Patrick Bateman would drop in a single stab in the shoulder is kinda ridiculous. Also with how insane Patrick is(at least if you take away all the ambiguity) he would have probably murdered the kid first. God I hate this movie.

    • @whats17more
      @whats17more 2 роки тому +2

      EXACTLY

    • @andrewmanchiraju8005
      @andrewmanchiraju8005 2 роки тому +16

      Also that Patrick Bateman was suspected by the FBI as a serial killer. Kinda forgets the ending the original went out on that it doesn’t matter how many women and suits Bateman kills, he is completely unremarkable and no one cares that he killed his colleagues. Him, Paul, and all their colleagues are interchangeable and no one would notice if one of them killed the others. Him being a suspected serial killer just neglects the point of the original.

    • @MAVDESUNE
      @MAVDESUNE 2 роки тому

      TRUE OMFG

  • @siobhangibbens4068
    @siobhangibbens4068 2 роки тому +8

    Ok. Chelsea is absolutely SLAYING these kill counts. I want more of her. Also. I realize the outfit is ironic but you look so gooooood thoooooooo.

  • @mattharton
    @mattharton 2 роки тому +120

    I really reallyyyy enjoy Chelsea’s take on the Kill Counts! She has always been so great on the podcast, but I love seeing this side of her! I hope there’s more to come!

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 2 роки тому +76

    Gonna miss Chelsea doing the Kill Counts, hopefully we will see her back again soon, but I do love Slither, so can't wait to see Zoran tackle that one!

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 роки тому +5

      I was looking for this comment!!! I never really cared what movie they were covering next, but I was so absolutely excited to hear they were doing Slither!!! I fucking love that movie.

    • @njestyle
      @njestyle 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not.. thank god this is her only two. Zoran atleast sounds original.

    • @njestyle
      @njestyle 2 роки тому

      @@user-kg5gr1wu9m no, first time I've ever made comments about her or deadmeat.

  • @supermoogle07
    @supermoogle07 2 роки тому +20

    “Whatever script” was great. This should definitely be one of Chelsea’s catch phrases.

  • @Lucky_Chase
    @Lucky_Chase 2 роки тому +22

    6:30
    "Eat it, biiitch!"

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard 2 роки тому +59

    I love how effortlessly both you and Zoran Gvojic have filled in for James, and I hope that you three will alternate in the future. You deserve a lot better than American Psycho II, Chelsea. But you did a great job with what the directors, editor, and actors gave you to work with.

  • @littleowleyes
    @littleowleyes 2 роки тому +32

    Chelsea you KILLED this one! I feel like your sense of humor really came through, and you seem so much more comfortable in this one! Your vibe is different from Zoran and James and I actually really appreciate that.

  • @SoldierDelta
    @SoldierDelta 2 роки тому +37

    Fun Fact: The Psychiatrist is played by Geraint Wyn Davies, who also plays Simon Grady aka the obvious psychopath in Cube 2: Hypercube.
    I don't know how or why, but this guy has a talent for being in shitty unwanted sequels released in 2002, because both this and Cube 2 released in the same year.

    • @ManuSDP
      @ManuSDP 2 роки тому +2

      Funny how both Cube and American Psycho are some of my favorite movies. And the sequels are some of the worst movies I’ve ever seen

    • @jessicabell8838
      @jessicabell8838 2 роки тому

      He also was the lead in the TV show Forever Knight

  • @blakem5619
    @blakem5619 2 роки тому +7

    The dude patting the bed in time with the goofy music as he's being strangled with a condom is honestly the best part of this movie

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 2 роки тому +55

    Props to Chelsea for being able to debut with one of the greatest movies ever immediately followed by one of the worst movies ever. Shit had me laughing at how bad this movie was the whole time, and she knocked it out of the park with the commentary too!

  • @nlgrudge
    @nlgrudge 2 роки тому +105

    Absolutely have loved Chelsea hosting, she brings such a fun and different energy to the channel in a great way, would love to see her do more. Also she looked absolutely STUNNING this episode, loving the hair!

  • @BedlamBeersie
    @BedlamBeersie 2 роки тому +20

    I loved the Psycho sponsorship plug! Also, that pre-numbers costume change was a fun surprise, and using Shatner’s hands to gesture you off-screen was inspired!

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip 5 місяців тому +3

    For anyone curious, while it never got a conventional full sequel, there does exist follow-up material to the American Psycho novel, exploring the later life and eventual death of Patrick Bateman. This includes American Psycho 2000, a story told through a series of e-mails written to promote the first movie, and Lunar Park, which seems to be some kind of meta story in the vein of Wes Craven's New Nightmare, involving Patrick Bateman interacting with the author of his books, Brett Easton Ellis.

  • @EverTheFractal
    @EverTheFractal 2 роки тому +22

    Saying your movie is sexier when the first one had Christian Bale in it is a really bold pitch

  • @transienthorror
    @transienthorror 2 роки тому +16

    OMG Zoran is going to kill the Slither Kill Count!
    Everyone has done such a great job helping James keep it going!

  • @GageFilms
    @GageFilms 2 роки тому +145

    God I love Chelsea's style of humor, she is just so damn funny.

    • @njestyle
      @njestyle 2 роки тому +3

      Chelsea's style of humor? It just sounds like she's imitating James.

    • @kylereese5841
      @kylereese5841 2 роки тому +5

      @@njestyle What, she's not copying James style at all, he's a lot more silly.

    • @soulcream2388
      @soulcream2388 2 роки тому

      @@njestyle nah james is a lot more goofier, Chelsea gives off fun teacher vibes

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 2 роки тому +1

      @@kylereese5841 this person is going to every comment talking about how great Chelsea is and insulting her while claiming this is their first time commenting. I just give them a thumbs down.

    • @njestyle
      @njestyle 2 роки тому

      @@filmfangirls9163 I've literally commented on only 2 people and 1 main one on this video. Just because someone has criticism towards some you "fan girl" doesn't mean you have to cry about it.

  • @MM.Menace
    @MM.Menace 2 роки тому +50

    James is so strong he can change sexuality, name and identity!

  • @StormDatIsApproaching
    @StormDatIsApproaching 2 роки тому +17

    Chelsea has such a great positive energy, I swear!
    Being around her and James must be like a total boost of serotonin.

  • @owainthomas2316
    @owainthomas2316 2 роки тому +88

    If there's another series I'd like to see Chelsea do it would probably be The Human Centipede Trilogy since she is one of the few who enjoys and Appreciates those films
    And also the author of the American psycho book said that this film wasn't canon so thats good

    • @eminem192
      @eminem192 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah but the human centipede kc would be taken down in like 10 minutes

    • @chrizmartin9890
      @chrizmartin9890 2 роки тому +1

      Tusk

    • @owainthomas2316
      @owainthomas2316 2 роки тому

      @@chrizmartin9890 that would be a good one even though it only has 2 or 3 kills

    • @owainthomas2316
      @owainthomas2316 2 роки тому

      @@eminem192 Big Will and the Newbee reviews weren't taken down where big will blurred alot of it out the newbee reviews showed it all in full and it wasn't even age restricted

    • @eminem192
      @eminem192 2 роки тому +1

      @@owainthomas2316 well it might be age restricted

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 2 роки тому +327

    It makes the most sense having Chelsea Rebecca hosting his Kill Count for obvious reasons. She should host more Kill Counts, especially with female protagonists.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 роки тому +58

      It shouldn't be tied to gender imo, she's good for this because she's a fan of the first one

    • @stanleyteriaca2184
      @stanleyteriaca2184 2 роки тому

      Agreed. She should do Perfect Blue.

    • @JackSimpson2077
      @JackSimpson2077 2 роки тому +7

      @jbs beautiful face He's still on break, returning in June

    • @byebopp
      @byebopp 2 роки тому +6

      @jbs beautiful face he’s taking a step back I believe till the summer to work on other projects (writing/working on a film). He’s been helping Zoran with the final edits to keep the Kill Count feel

    • @stanleyteriaca2184
      @stanleyteriaca2184 2 роки тому

      @jbs beautiful face James is still on a soul cleansing vacation. He should be back soon.

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 10 місяців тому +4

    Imagine you're getting murdered, and as your vision is fading and everything is going dark, you hear that goofy ass music 😂

  • @pavlovsfolly2538
    @pavlovsfolly2538 2 роки тому +13

    The fact that Brian allowed himself to be strangled despite being much larger than her and having a stabbing weapon literally in his hand is beyond me.

  • @RobertMorridin
    @RobertMorridin 2 роки тому +138

    Forgot to add: Chelsea, you rock this!
    Even with a movie as bad as this you're doing superb!
    Honestly, I hope there will be a triple presented episode one day.
    It's a shame Freddy versus Jason versus Ash never got made, that would've been perfect, franchise versus franchise versus franchise

  • @mikesmoviemadness24
    @mikesmoviemadness24 2 роки тому +59

    Chelsea is doing an amazing job with these kill counts!! I feel like this a good look at the future of the channel. James still doing a majority of the kill counts but Zoran and Chelsea doing a handful so James can take a break.
    Or maybe even one of them doing a second Kill Count during the week! I know there are gonna be some resistant to change, but for this is for the benefit of the channel in the long run. Burnout is a serious thing, channels can die when the primary creator burns out. Having multiple people to share the workload is gonna be good.

  • @jamiemiller1482
    @jamiemiller1482 Рік тому +5

    Fun fact, William Shatner tends to overact in projects he knows are bad, he used to do that in some of the less desirable Star Trek episodes as well

  • @codithompson446
    @codithompson446 2 роки тому +352

    a lot of people are being rude but i love chelsea!! she’s such a good host for this, she seems like such a genuine person too!! and she’s sooo gorgeous!! chelsea you’re incredible

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 2 роки тому +5

      Agreed 100%!!

    • @williamharris2947
      @williamharris2947 2 роки тому +1

      👍

    • @j.c.5528
      @j.c.5528 2 роки тому +30

      Wait, people are being rude? They should all be forced to listen to the soundtrack to American Psycho 2 on repeat for 72 hours.

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 2 роки тому +5

      @@j.c.5528 agreed lol

    • @crizmeow8394
      @crizmeow8394 2 роки тому +39

      Legit can’t comprehend people being mean to Chelsea and then saying they are death meat fans, as if Chelsea wasn’t literally behind the channel from day one and one of the reasons it’s successful

  • @lilithonline
    @lilithonline 2 роки тому +17

    the fake ads, bringing Chelsea and Zoran on to do franchises, looking at shit movies, holy shit! the Kill Count feels so fun and full of life

  • @airmanon7213
    @airmanon7213 2 роки тому +18

    I gotta say: after seeing other ads for Dr. Squatch, I was under the misconception that it was just meant for the guys. Thanks for clearing that out, Chelsea!

  • @Randomteenager
    @Randomteenager Рік тому +10

    Here is what it should have been called
    Family guy: Megs awakening

  • @jsavran85
    @jsavran85 2 роки тому +18

    I absolutely love Chelsea’s deliveries. Please please do more Kill Counts!!