SO MANY NEW TRAPS!! | Half Dead 2 w/ Bob, Wade

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  • @KiiC.
    @KiiC. 5 років тому +5218

    "Is that death?" Mark: "I mean it doesn't look like health" - that took me out

    • @mitchellyoung4918
      @mitchellyoung4918 5 років тому +31

      Hilariously, as soon as I read your comment, that exact part happened literally a second later

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 5 років тому +25

      lol ya that cracked me up! When Mark said that all I could think of is "well, fair point" XD

    • @neonzplayz5060
      @neonzplayz5060 3 роки тому +1

      @@mitchellyoung4918 Same!

    • @minatoson5788
      @minatoson5788 3 роки тому +9

      3:46.

  • @collinkappelman2248
    @collinkappelman2248 5 років тому +2539

    "There's a shoe in here Keanu, if you can dodge the lasers" that sentence taken out of context is the funniest thing

    • @ThatBagelWeirdo
      @ThatBagelWeirdo 4 роки тому +33

      I read this as it was being said that’s never happened to me before

    • @joshapologist
      @joshapologist 4 роки тому +7

      @@ThatBagelWeirdo GUNDHAM PFP

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Рік тому +7

      i read "canoe" instead of Keanu

    • @waffleguy5724
      @waffleguy5724 8 місяців тому +4

      Hello fellow no profiler

  • @spaghet5161
    @spaghet5161 5 років тому +3548

    1. throws shoe
    2. complete and utter chaos
    3. screaming
    4. giggling
    5. repeat

  • @cakecinema9385
    @cakecinema9385 5 років тому +2939

    I love wades willingness to die repeatedly for the memes. Take him far, this will.

    • @QuinnInk20
      @QuinnInk20 4 роки тому +38

      Okay, Yoda

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 роки тому +9

      @@QuinnInk20 hell yeah

    • @fatpickler999
      @fatpickler999 3 роки тому +4

      @@QuinnInk20 Peridot??

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +1

      @@BoomBoomSoup MAXIMUM EFFORT? HELL YEAH!

  • @notrelatedbyblood7957
    @notrelatedbyblood7957 5 років тому +9342

    In game cast consists of Walmart Keanu Reeves, off brand Bob Ross, and Mrs Frizzel.

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames9061 5 років тому +4415

    Wade when they reached floor 4: *is revived* I can breathe!! I CAN FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! *Immediately jumps into a room filled with aligators*

    • @deathangel658
      @deathangel658 5 років тому +46

      Is that a reference to King Arthur in the fairly odd parents?

    • @uafgames9061
      @uafgames9061 5 років тому +20

      @@deathangel658 ...
      Perhaps

    • @antwonkauffeld9565
      @antwonkauffeld9565 5 років тому +8

      Yes angel....yes it is

    • @crimson_ichor
      @crimson_ichor 5 років тому +5

      Mood

    • @lqu
      @lqu 4 роки тому +9

      * _immediately disintegrates upon touching an alligator's head_ *

  • @seguemaserati4178
    @seguemaserati4178 5 років тому +3078

    Keanu Reeves final last words...
    "My movie's in theaters"

  • @SonicDestroyer12
    @SonicDestroyer12 3 роки тому +3966

    I think we can all appreciate the irony of a man named _Wade_ dying in the water.

  • @chasenicastro2287
    @chasenicastro2287 5 років тому +3021

    “John Wick 6 hitting theaters next fall”
    *jumps into an alligator pit and is immediately eaten alive*

  • @jasperoakes9332
    @jasperoakes9332 3 роки тому +532

    I like how wherever Bob gets scared that Mark if going to die, he just spam says Mark! Mark! Mark!
    That and the video-long bit that Wade was Keanu reeves promoting his multitude of John wick movies

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +2

      WICK CAN NEVER DIE PERMANANTLY!

  • @thursdayspilot
    @thursdayspilot 5 років тому +564

    "Warm, warm safety," Mark says as the fire slowly drains him of health.

  • @ZombieQueen234
    @ZombieQueen234 5 років тому +665

    I love how Bob is always “muyskerm” and Wade is always “LordMinion777” and Mark makes himself like “poopoopeepee” or “balls” or something stupid and random

    • @toxicloafy7914
      @toxicloafy7914 2 роки тому +78

      bum bum :)

    • @pengu981
      @pengu981 Рік тому +14

      because its their steam users

    • @madmartian2
      @madmartian2 4 місяці тому +8

      When you have 30M subscribers, you don't have to stay on brand.

  • @zadonkeyentertainment7858
    @zadonkeyentertainment7858 5 років тому +635

    Keanu: *gets eaten by an alligator*
    Keanu: *respawn*
    Keanu is immortal confirmed

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 років тому +9

      He also fell into lava. Doubly immortal!

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin 5 років тому +6

      Well, duh! He's The Chosen One, afterall!

    • @zadonkeyentertainment7858
      @zadonkeyentertainment7858 5 років тому

      @Mr. Al NO! KEANU = ZERO DEATH
      SIMPLE MATH EQUATION
      and i am kinda of a scientist myself

  • @r0ryozz
    @r0ryozz 5 років тому +3546

    **clicks video**
    **abs all up on my face**
    mark: _look at this man_

    • @Devilcat_Smile
      @Devilcat_Smile 5 років тому +11

      Olivia Perez u said that twice

    • @psylymhidk7430
      @psylymhidk7430 5 років тому +9

      Then he turns into FE-man

    • @tartarbrad8687
      @tartarbrad8687 5 років тому +8

      Olivia Perez: commenting twice

    • @cyanidesquadyt
      @cyanidesquadyt 5 років тому +11

      @@Devilcat_Smile how does she have the same amount of likes on both?

    • @Devilcat_Smile
      @Devilcat_Smile 5 років тому +4

      iraticman because I liked them both

  • @lane512
    @lane512 5 років тому +1414

    *Decades later*
    Wade: John Wick 7,438 coming out in theaters soon

    • @geradosolusyon511
      @geradosolusyon511 4 роки тому +14

      That's too much movie hours even for me. I'll buy a bunch tickets I guess.
      Plot twist: each movie is only a few seconds long.

    • @Emma-Queenofhell
      @Emma-Queenofhell 4 роки тому +1

      I guess we will see in a decade

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 роки тому +1

      @@geradosolusyon511 their all short videos on UA-cam and they contribute to a story.
      It’s marble Hornets all over again

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 роки тому

      777 likes.
      Wade will be pleased.

    • @alexiboo7309
      @alexiboo7309 3 роки тому

      I think john wick is going to die in either the next film or the one after. It makes sense from a storytelling standpoint. Even from a future movie possibility. They could have prequals set in his assassin days about his impossible task, or immediately coming up to his impossible task and then bringinf it to a close after a second or third prequal where he does the impossible task. It would be hit or miss, but it could work if done right.

  • @Omnifella
    @Omnifella 3 роки тому +194

    12:19
    Wade: *crunched by Croc*
    Mark and Bob: *respects sacrifice by laughing*

  • @woamx1833
    @woamx1833 5 років тому +1077

    “Look at this man. You guys getting the same man?” - Markiplier 2019

  • @mim3189
    @mim3189 5 років тому +343

    Being that Wade chose to be an effigy of Keanu, he has gained extra lives.

  • @CamelliaCorn
    @CamelliaCorn 5 років тому +166

    11:05
    Wade: *Falls into lava and screams/wails in agony*
    Bob: *Stands an watch* "Oh no. Oh thats not good"

    • @SaviHow
      @SaviHow 5 років тому

      That is what happened, yes

  • @Astarust
    @Astarust 5 років тому +541

    Wade: *Is revived*
    Also Wade: *Jumps in an alligator pit with no hesitation*

  • @the_doot_slayer4301
    @the_doot_slayer4301 5 років тому +239

    @12:00 John Wick 6 confirmed in theaters in the next Fall.
    We see in trailers that Keanu Reeves will jump on a pit of alligators and will revive in the a couple of minutes

    • @sociopathicbitch8132
      @sociopathicbitch8132 5 років тому +1

      I was been in this moment when i read your comment

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 5 років тому

      That pun though

    • @eco8988
      @eco8988 5 років тому

      No, Keanu wouldn’t respawn. He wouldn’t even die.

    • @LiquidHonor
      @LiquidHonor 18 днів тому

      yeah bad news from the future, we only got 4 bro.

  • @Days-ti7fu
    @Days-ti7fu 5 років тому +454

    ”John wick 6 coming to theaters next fall”
    *jumps into a room full of alligators*

  • @jmcdaiel2090
    @jmcdaiel2090 5 років тому +201

    10:49
    Mark & Bob: *tries to get Wade killed*
    door: I'm about to end this mans whole career

  • @alendradaines5545
    @alendradaines5545 2 роки тому +84

    I just wanna say I love the flash warnings. I’m not a full seizure type of epileptic, but flashes like that can give me migraines and I can get sick. It’s nice to finally see a creator warning people instead of just going on with the video without caring

    • @jos.arba13
      @jos.arba13 Рік тому +7

      that’s what I have too!! it took me so long to realize what my migraine triggers were!

  • @Sorizen
    @Sorizen 5 років тому +403

    "I hope there's 5 John Wick movies".
    Me too, Bob. Me too.

    • @drakenoble4930
      @drakenoble4930 5 років тому

      7*

    • @makenzieleigh1365
      @makenzieleigh1365 5 років тому

      I would like to like this, but it has 69 likes, FEEL LIKED ANYWAY

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 років тому

      Random Momentz you can like it now

    • @ColinAverill
      @ColinAverill 5 років тому +2

      There's already a release date for a fourth, so, it doesn't seem that unlikely to me.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena Місяць тому

      That was great, psychic friend! Now say "Money should be raining from the sky!"

  • @SelLillianna
    @SelLillianna 5 років тому +1371

    11:04
    *Wade screams while burning alive in lava*
    "Oh, that's not good."
    *Wade continues to scream*
    *Mark points uselessly*
    "MY MOVIE'S IN THEATERS!"
    *Wade dies*
    GG you guys, lol XD

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +3

      Yes
      Idk I just felt like an over 500-like comment should have more replies and I’m unoriginal

    • @SCP--wc3wb
      @SCP--wc3wb 3 роки тому +3

      “Alright uhh, John wick 6 Coming to theaters next fall!”
      *Fucking dies by alligator*

  • @victorconway444
    @victorconway444 5 років тому +296

    I don't even care what they're playing anymore. I just see Mark, Bob, and Wade in a video, I click.

    • @upfrontgamer3917
      @upfrontgamer3917 4 роки тому +1

      Victor Conway who doesn’t. They’re literally a comedy trio.

  • @KWCHope
    @KWCHope 5 років тому +680

    1:25 Mark: "The first thing you say out of your words to me..."
    Just imagine the meme of the drunk guy clumsily falling down the stairs

    • @morrits3969
      @morrits3969 5 років тому +13

      I can imagine this so easily

    • @gothbimbo9470
      @gothbimbo9470 4 роки тому +6

      Mr. Leahy from trailer part boys

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 4 роки тому +654

    I love how Mark is really into it roleplaying a woman, the way he handles it so mature and unironically is funny af.

    • @Stxam
      @Stxam Рік тому +28

      He's has turned into a woman and I'm living for it

  • @macklbabyy
    @macklbabyy 5 років тому +738

    “john wick 6 coming to theaters next fall”
    famous last words

    • @jcpenney8226
      @jcpenney8226 5 років тому +12

      roba I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING, I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE

    • @barbararaper6779
      @barbararaper6779 5 років тому +8

      @@jcpenney8226 HONEY IF YOU STAY YOU'LL BE FORGIVEN

    • @jazz.s-the-name
      @jazz.s-the-name 5 років тому +3

      @@barbararaper6779 NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOME

    • @jazz.s-the-name
      @jazz.s-the-name 5 років тому +4

      All the Killjoys are reuniting......
      *sobs*

    • @joshjlmgproductions3313
      @joshjlmgproductions3313 5 років тому

      I see you lying next to me

  • @angelcourtner2569
    @angelcourtner2569 5 років тому +204

    “ Oh I’m a man”
    *Background*
    “ i wanna be a snail”

  • @alfiesmith7078
    @alfiesmith7078 5 років тому +5773

    Respect markiplier for the beautiful woman he is WADE

  • @floweeaboolulz4195
    @floweeaboolulz4195 5 років тому +273

    "Theres a present in here mark !"
    * Distant boom *

  • @sngmingis
    @sngmingis 5 років тому +911

    me: *clicks video*
    also me, not expecting a weird face: *sees a weird face*
    Mark: look at this *man*
    already a strange video...

  • @tranquilotl3335
    @tranquilotl3335 5 років тому +209

    Why is Mark Mrs.Frizzle.....
    I love it.

    • @supereststinger
      @supereststinger 5 років тому +1

      now i know who mark is!

    • @IcespherePlaysGames
      @IcespherePlaysGames 5 років тому +1

      Mrs. Frizzle, discount Keanu and Bob Ross' cousin twice removed.

    • @briarrr__
      @briarrr__ 5 років тому +1

      @@IcespherePlaysGames stolen comment

  • @dominiknosek3030
    @dominiknosek3030 4 роки тому +148

    I love how Bob calmly says "Oh that's not good." as Wade is drowning in lava before their eyes at 11:07 😂

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +265

    So, we have Keanu Reeves, Afro Samurai, and a Karen.
    Sounds like fun

    • @wakkjobbwizard
      @wakkjobbwizard 5 років тому

      You buffoon you do realize people can have orange hair right? It’s a natural hair color. What’s Karen about that? Also only people on Reddit (braindead people) use the term Karen, so why don’t you delete your comment.

    • @productivediscord5624
      @productivediscord5624 5 років тому +7

      @@wakkjobbwizard Maybe you should speak with Bryce McKenzie's manager...

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R 5 років тому +3

      @@wakkjobbwizard Found the Karen

  • @randomyoutubeguy3297
    @randomyoutubeguy3297 5 років тому +198

    Streamed Yesterday
    Uploaded Today
    Am i gonna watch it twice?
    You're damn right i am!

  • @leastlikelysuspect5122
    @leastlikelysuspect5122 5 років тому +327

    I like that Mark’s avatar unintentionally looks like Chell from Portal

    • @whowouldveth0ught
      @whowouldveth0ught 5 років тому +18

      DataStream also if Mrs. Frizzle went to jail

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 5 років тому +18

      @@whowouldveth0ught chell frizzle from the magic portal

    • @whowouldveth0ught
      @whowouldveth0ught 5 років тому +3

      Peter Marsella exactly!

    • @leastlikelysuspect5122
      @leastlikelysuspect5122 5 років тому +4

      I’m pretty sure without Permission Slips for all of those “trips” would be illegal on her part

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @topcat1016
    @topcat1016 4 роки тому +151

    “John Wick 6 coming to theatres this fall”
    Famous last words

  • @crookedbuns
    @crookedbuns 5 років тому +174

    12:15
    "John Wick 6 coming to theatres next Fall"
    Oh next fall alright.

    • @LegacizedApe
      @LegacizedApe 5 років тому +6

      This comments underrated

    • @crookedbuns
      @crookedbuns 5 років тому +3

      @@LegacizedApe you're underrated

    • @LegacizedApe
      @LegacizedApe 5 років тому +4

      @@crookedbuns thx i wish you the best if you still are reading this reply

    • @crookedbuns
      @crookedbuns 5 років тому +1

      @@LegacizedApe I wish you all the best too bud

    • @pikbot7744
      @pikbot7744 5 років тому +2

      Bob's laugh is the best

  • @raydenlikescats3657
    @raydenlikescats3657 5 років тому +180

    Keanu Wade: John Wick 6 coming to theaters next fall
    **Falls in and Dies**
    Me: You mean that fall?

  • @StephenFasciani
    @StephenFasciani 5 років тому +38

    11:33 made me laugh way too hard nice touch Lixian

  • @purplepanda1287
    @purplepanda1287 4 роки тому +46

    20:27 This is my favorite sequence of events, particularly concerning the noises Mark makes.

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod 5 років тому +166

    Bob:obsessed with footwear
    Mark:doesn't want to be objectified
    Wade:is breathtaking
    Me:"QUALITY CONTENT"

  • @mikanokii6966
    @mikanokii6966 5 років тому +111

    i can see this is a truly intellectual video from the quantity of falling knowledge and giant caterpillars.

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 років тому +4

      So much knowledge

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 5 років тому +3

      Indeed

    • @edgerslayer
      @edgerslayer 5 років тому

      *Mark starts copying Bob seconds before the 0:50 *
      Human intelligence at its finest.

    • @LesliePetersFilm
      @LesliePetersFilm 5 років тому

      Hey Markimoo fans, how are you?
      I wrote huge comments about this, but youtube counts this as spam anyway i think. Can anyone tell me what you think about my latest video? I feel like my channel isn't doing well. That's all. I don't want extra subs or anything. I just wanna make people happy. This message will probably be in the spam box anyway tho lol. Which i understand.
      I hope i didn't irritate you tho. Thanks my fellow pink mustachers for taking the time to read this atleast

  • @defaultcube1702
    @defaultcube1702 5 років тому +1697

    I'm a simple man, When I see Mark, Bob and Wade I click

  • @liamaltork2551
    @liamaltork2551 4 роки тому +96

    Alternate Title: Mark and Bob making fun of Wade's Keanu Reeves outfit for 23 minutes

  • @alexanderelderhorst2107
    @alexanderelderhorst2107 5 років тому +172

    Thanks for the warning with the screen flash. While I'm not photosensitive, you're bound to have fans who are and that's a really good thing to add.

    • @trenchfpe
      @trenchfpe 5 років тому +20

      Alexander Elderhorst add to the list of why Lixan’s a really good editor

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 років тому +6

      @@trenchfpe I knooow I'm so fond of him! It's so cool how he shows where things are, too. It really helps me understand what's going on.

    • @edgegaming3381
      @edgegaming3381 5 років тому +3

      Markie-moo is a selfless being who cares deeply for his fans. We shall love him to the very end. All hail the mighty Markie-moo.

    • @olivermoth
      @olivermoth 5 років тому +1

      thecouchtripper that’s not really fair. people with photosensitive epilepsy should be able to enjoy youtube videos too. warnings make stuff more accessible

  • @bagelbramble7335
    @bagelbramble7335 5 років тому +163

    Creators of this game must be big fans of Cube (1997 I think?)

    • @ShokaLion
      @ShokaLion 5 років тому +14

      Yeah. Couldn't get that film out of my head watching this.

    • @benjaminhutchins1727
      @benjaminhutchins1727 5 років тому +10

      I feel like they should give more credit

    • @jacobballenger3703
      @jacobballenger3703 5 років тому +9

      There are even numbers at the bottom of every door, I'm sure it employs a similar system to know whether a room is instant death or not before opening it

    • @jacobballenger3703
      @jacobballenger3703 5 років тому +3

      11:55

    • @repstyle8518
      @repstyle8518 5 років тому +3

      i love that movie and its predecessor cube 2 hypercube

  • @helenaurquiza2977
    @helenaurquiza2977 5 років тому +348

    Oh dude I am a man
    Oh yeah I’m a man
    Well I am gonna be a f e m a l e

  • @velocirobber
    @velocirobber 5 років тому +50

    0:25 dang, miss Frizzle really let herself go after she lost that bus.

    • @edwardbo4666
      @edwardbo4666 3 роки тому +4

      Really? Looks like she got buffer

  • @madelenzz
    @madelenzz 5 років тому +39

    “Ghost...ghost dead”
    *Mark gets locked outside*
    “OH HELPHELPHELP”

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 5 років тому +213

    "SO MANY NEW TRAPS!!"
    *Fred Jones wants to know your location*

  • @127sys
    @127sys 5 років тому +110

    Mark and Bob: **try to do it without Wade multiple times**
    Wade: …**wins**

  • @silentshadow9983
    @silentshadow9983 3 роки тому +46

    I legit watched “Keanu” say John Wick 6 coming next fall then jump to his death 5 times still can’t stop laughing

  • @StarDraws555
    @StarDraws555 5 років тому +176

    I love how the first 3 minutes it's just
    Bob and Wade: *looking at bewbs*
    Mark: *telling them to respect wamen*

    • @Magicalwolfgamer
      @Magicalwolfgamer 5 років тому +4

      Kagami Hamasaki 😆! Same 😆. That was so funny 😂

  • @saturns_ringsss
    @saturns_ringsss 5 років тому +127

    12:15
    A spoiler for John Wick 6! Avoid at all costs.

  • @kristianjohnson8922
    @kristianjohnson8922 4 роки тому +29

    You can hear how pissed he got when Bob said that. 1:16

  • @whitefireproductions3663
    @whitefireproductions3663 5 років тому +163

    "Wade finds a pure death room'
    Mark: *Throw a boot!*

  • @thatguyron7776
    @thatguyron7776 5 років тому +198

    "STOP LOOKING AT MY NIPPLES!"
    .....and that's basically how all of 2019 been.

  • @7HatimF16
    @7HatimF16 5 років тому +25

    John Wick 6 where Keanu Reeves gets eaten by an Alligator **Warning very explicit** 12:16

  • @TheMimiGorl
    @TheMimiGorl 5 років тому +25

    OH HELLL YEEAAAHHHH A BRAND NEW COLLAB EPISODEEEEEEEEE
    Makes me so happy to see more videos of the bros

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 5 років тому +291

    (wow, guys! thanks for 70 likes! :D) 11:00 bob: "it's over, wade! we have the high ground!" wade: "you underestimate my power!" mark: "don't try it!"

  • @okayrubye8832
    @okayrubye8832 5 років тому +98

    Bob: Are you a 1000 ft tall?
    Mark: *yes*
    *Tallest man and UA-camr ever lived on Earth*

    • @moonymoni1413
      @moonymoni1413 5 років тому +2

      xRuby Xurax Peppa pig is shooketh

  • @emilygaming749
    @emilygaming749 5 років тому +157

    Hey mark! Can you guys play Dead By Daylight again please?
    Too many traps XD
    WE NEED MORE SHOES!!

    • @KimJongUnnie
      @KimJongUnnie 5 років тому +3

      I love it when they play that

    • @queenravenzholywater8162
      @queenravenzholywater8162 5 років тому +2

      They're the best trio for horror games!

    • @emilygaming749
      @emilygaming749 5 років тому +1

      They are tho. They make jokes of everything and they scream.
      “NO WADE PLEASE NOT LIKE THIS!!!”
      -Markiplier

  • @thatelephant
    @thatelephant 5 років тому +67

    12:19
    Bob's laugh is just golden when he lost it 😂🤣

  • @accountaccount8707
    @accountaccount8707 5 років тому +58

    Wade:*burns to death in lava*
    bob:oh well that’s not good

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 років тому +1389

    NOW THAT'S A MAN !!!

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 4 роки тому +18

      stop objectifying men wade

    • @raphaelmad3485
      @raphaelmad3485 4 роки тому +14

      WHY DO I SEE YOUR COMMENTS ON EVERY VIDEO

    • @readyvillains7663
      @readyvillains7663 4 роки тому +12

      @@raphaelmad3485 he’s trying to revive his dead channel through comments

    • @kimfoster8832
      @kimfoster8832 4 роки тому +1

      yes link is a real MAN

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +1

      @Katie Lane go away with your bad talking

  • @jo.gonzalez
    @jo.gonzalez 5 років тому +119

    Every time he shouted “Keanuuuuuu!!!!!” Killed me 😂😂😂

  • @moxxin5590
    @moxxin5590 5 років тому +57

    Look at this man
    -markiplier 2019

  • @astronite_
    @astronite_ Рік тому +7

    Mark being happy about wade being revived was my daily dose of wholesome content. Thank you 11:41

  • @TheDukeOfBlaze
    @TheDukeOfBlaze 5 років тому +120

    To be fair, Wade reminded me more of Tommy Wiseau than Keanu Reeves.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 років тому +600

    Keanu Lives!!!

    • @readyvillains7663
      @readyvillains7663 4 роки тому +1

      Ok dead channel

    • @Jaeeden
      @Jaeeden 4 роки тому +5

      @@readyvillains7663 atleast it's a channel that tried.

    • @readyvillains7663
      @readyvillains7663 4 роки тому +4

      @@Jaeeden they’re trying to go for big channels and comment and get their bots to like it their comment and hoping people sub to them because of the comment

    • @jordanbeauchamp9734
      @jordanbeauchamp9734 3 роки тому +1

      sure keanu lives and then DIES BY ALLAGATORS

    • @MaveIsGay
      @MaveIsGay 3 роки тому +3

      @@readyvillains7663 ok???? That matters why??

  • @aixanelllv7153
    @aixanelllv7153 5 років тому +64

    There few minutes of this video and I'm already laughing so hard by mark reaction to this 1:21

    • @aixanelllv7153
      @aixanelllv7153 5 років тому

      XD at least I'm not the only one that laugh at this

    • @gibbybtw280
      @gibbybtw280 Рік тому

      @Connman18 lmaooo

  • @velvetrevolver1081
    @velvetrevolver1081 5 років тому +517

    Isn’t this based off the movie “Cube”

    • @simplyjunkie1689
      @simplyjunkie1689 5 років тому +32

      pretty sure

    • @ruarstergaming1695
      @ruarstergaming1695 5 років тому +40

      Yeah. Mark literally asked that when they played the first game lol

    • @adrianramsey6932
      @adrianramsey6932 5 років тому +14

      Yeah, recently watched that and I was SHOOK when I started watching this

    • @dariusdaniel2177
      @dariusdaniel2177 5 років тому +2

      Yep

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +13

      Szandor Kemi eww you came in the comments? Bro, wtf??

  • @foughtstatue1023
    @foughtstatue1023 5 років тому +23

    Rest in piece Jack who was killed off in Season 1 of Half Dead

  • @NardiaLynn
    @NardiaLynn 3 роки тому +54

    Mark: throws shoe
    Shoe: slides and falls into the lava
    Me:😂😂😂

  • @dxmon1226
    @dxmon1226 5 років тому +66

    This video sure made me feel good. I came to this right after watching his “Watch this if you feel down” video. I feel slightly better now. Thanks as always mark for making me not feel alone.

    • @tbirdiebranch3750
      @tbirdiebranch3750 5 років тому +5

      I hope everything is alright with you and hopefully you sont feel down for long. Feeling sad once in a while is good but not all the time. But I hope you feel happy soon especially with watching Mark's videos:)

    • @dxmon1226
      @dxmon1226 5 років тому

      The idea basically is that he never uploads it for one or two specifically. Even though he says he cares about each one of us. He uploads it for us to enjoy. We are like his family.

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse Рік тому +2

    13:05 “I figure it was my second chance at life, I might as well use it for alligators.”

  • @Ultramonee
    @Ultramonee 4 роки тому +21

    19:17 gotta love how keanu dies to ALLIGATORS AGAIN

  • @Stannard1603
    @Stannard1603 5 років тому +23

    me: the whole floor is lava, it would be dumb to check for traps
    mark: *throws shoe in lava*

  • @saman-ky6uf
    @saman-ky6uf 5 років тому +22

    1:41
    Bob: Look at the worst Keanu Reeves impersonator thats ever existed
    Wade: Why are you both wearing white and orange-
    Mark: That- no- Hold on - Shut up Wade he’s got a point you are the worst Keanu Reeves impersonator I’ve ever seen.
    Wade: No, It’S mE, kEAnU ReEveS. cAtCH My NeW mOvIE JoHN wIcK 5.
    I choked and almost spit out my drink it was so unexpected

  • @stardestroyer81
    @stardestroyer81 10 місяців тому +2

    That blink-and-you-miss-it display of Bob nearly getting blown to smithereens by the 'present' just before the door shuts at 9:07 is comedy gold

  • @opaiescents
    @opaiescents 5 років тому +9

    12:15 this is the SINGULAR funniest thing i have ever witnessed. y'all make sure to watch john wick 6 in theaters next fall

  • @christythibodeaux9313
    @christythibodeaux9313 5 років тому +78

    20:29
    That sounds like my grandma laughing at a dad joke... ._.

  • @fakefeather6631
    @fakefeather6631 4 роки тому +42

    Mark: *kills wade*
    Also Mark: "Keanu!"

  • @gregoryfish766
    @gregoryfish766 Місяць тому +2

    This is my comfort UA-cam video. I come back to it at least 6 times a year.

  • @carterklenke5589
    @carterklenke5589 5 років тому +108

    Mark and Bob: I bet you won’t jump in there.
    Wade: Hold my shoes.

    • @ameliaraymond
      @ameliaraymond 4 роки тому +1

      Dude I laughed so hard my neighbors woke up that is great!

  • @salemcrow5078
    @salemcrow5078 4 роки тому +10

    10:59 local men making fun of friend nearly get pushed into lava pit due to antics

  • @tigergirlgaming8815
    @tigergirlgaming8815 5 років тому +50

    You should play more Subnautica: Below Zero. Also, I love your videos mark! They're so enjoyable.❤❤❤

  • @MigratoryWhimbrel
    @MigratoryWhimbrel Рік тому +2

    "Catch my new movie, John Wick 5" 1:52 It's funny because John Wick 5 just came out : )

  • @zacksphantomvids7198
    @zacksphantomvids7198 5 років тому +144

    Mark, please tell me you have seen the movies “Cube” “Cube 2” “Cube Zero”. This game is based off of those movies and I am surprised that I haven’t seen them mentioned in the comments.

    • @adrianvoelzke7518
      @adrianvoelzke7518 5 років тому +4

      Zacks Phantom Vids I was just looking for a cube -related comment, glad I’m not alone

    • @xindanobody8591
      @xindanobody8591 5 років тому +11

      Yup! They know :D They mentioned it in their original playthrough(s) of the first game. I don't recall, off hand, which one of them mentions it/saw it, but it is brought up then.

    • @konsta6367
      @konsta6367 5 років тому +13

      We don't talk about cube 2

    • @LordMoku
      @LordMoku 5 років тому +1

      Huh, I didn't know there were more than one. How are the others?

    • @ST4T1C330
      @ST4T1C330 5 років тому +3

      Moku second one is terrible, 3rd one’s alright, at best.

  • @theashman5990
    @theashman5990 5 років тому +118

    Who else has watched/played this game and has Scene the film its themed after. “Cube”, directed by Vincenzo Natali

    • @doc.voltold4232
      @doc.voltold4232 5 років тому +6

      I think it is loosely inspired by it

    • @jamesryan5773
      @jamesryan5773 5 років тому +4

      I saw it

    • @SugarBudsMusicGurls
      @SugarBudsMusicGurls 5 років тому +7

      I think it is inspired by it

    • @m1n1m00se
      @m1n1m00se 5 років тому +18

      Sorta? It's literally the movie in game format down to the doors having number patterns.

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 років тому +2

      @@m1n1m00se yeah ..

  • @superketchupman9514
    @superketchupman9514 3 роки тому +15

    9:41 Wade: Watch me throw a DUUUUUUUUUUU! got me

  • @d3viLang3LFall3n
    @d3viLang3LFall3n 4 роки тому +2

    So I see Wade being ganged up on in every video. I cant imagine any irl friendships survive what Wade deals with.

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer Рік тому +35

    8:01 this part is really funny to me for some reason

  • @RampageBW1
    @RampageBW1 5 років тому +31

    Man, I am getting some serious flashbacks to the Cube from this game. XD

    • @pocoloco753
      @pocoloco753 5 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure this game is based on it

    • @becoicanovic303
      @becoicanovic303 5 років тому +1

      ^_^

    • @becoicanovic303
      @becoicanovic303 5 років тому +1

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  • @TerryFedora
    @TerryFedora 5 років тому +20

    Got me laughing so hard I hurt myself lol. "Yes Bob, what is the urgency!" ooohhh, this was funny.

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 Рік тому +2

    12:12 "Oh we'll hold your shoes, don't you... are you really gonna do this? Are you... are you really actually-" Bob