I’M SO HOT | Half Dead 2 #2

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  • @arry9745
    @arry9745 5 років тому +4678

    Bob: Reckless Abandon!
    Mark: I don't think we should have that much reckless abandon.
    Bob: *R E C K L E S S A B A N D O N*

  • @thomasdowney4390
    @thomasdowney4390 5 років тому +5484

    Mark: I'm so hot
    Bob and Wade: Dying and bleeding
    Mark's reaction: close up kissing noises

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 років тому +68

      Seems accurate

    • @czarchx9913
      @czarchx9913 4 роки тому +39

      Me: FULL EMBRACES MARK'S HOTNESS

    • @amatanata
      @amatanata 4 роки тому +30

      I recorded this on my phone when I originally watched the stream and sent it to my friend with no context. She was.. so... confused.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 роки тому +7

      Did you press your face against the screen when he was doing that?

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 3 роки тому +8

      @@jameswent48 wtf

  • @vincentconley9316
    @vincentconley9316 5 років тому +4057

    Bob: [gets hit by a cannon, scrapes by with 2 health]]
    Wade: Hey Bob, I don't have a shoe.
    Bob: Yeah, yeah. *I have 2 health. We all have problems, Wade.*

    • @rowanhaskell3165
      @rowanhaskell3165 5 років тому +69

      I see you watched the video too.

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 5 років тому +28

      Lol XD ya if I were Bob in that situation I wouldn't exactly feel any sympathy for Wade either

    • @ponicawilliams4443
      @ponicawilliams4443 4 роки тому +7

      Vincent Conley yup

    • @CaedusDeorum
      @CaedusDeorum 4 роки тому +8

      Read this right as they said that

    • @idontlikesand682
      @idontlikesand682 4 роки тому +8

      Wow u watched the video

  • @adamfarnworth8213
    @adamfarnworth8213 5 років тому +485

    Mark: **drinking coke with zero sugar and a hint of vanilla**
    Jack: ARE YOU STEALING MY SPONSORSHIP?!

    • @randogarbo5670
      @randogarbo5670 5 років тому +11

      Adam Farnworth Do you have 90 minutes?

    • @Me-fp4ll
      @Me-fp4ll 5 років тому +11

      It would be so funny but at the same time really sad if Mark got a sponsorship before Jack did lol

    • @thefrozenflames1658
      @thefrozenflames1658 5 років тому +1

      MatPat would also be a slight bit angry

    • @Whatnoticus
      @Whatnoticus 5 років тому

      @@randogarbo5670 Yes. *sits down and waits* I do.

    • @adamfarnworth8213
      @adamfarnworth8213 5 років тому +1

      M e To be fair, yes but no. It would be funny because Jack would probably make an angry video about him raging that Mark go the sponsorship

  • @LonelyHeroAnimates
    @LonelyHeroAnimates 5 років тому +2585

    i love these videos and how enthusiastic he is about his mini fridge

    • @Zenarisu
      @Zenarisu 5 років тому +46

      Why did i thought that was a sixth oven?

    • @lizzycrawford7271
      @lizzycrawford7271 5 років тому +7

      hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
      im never happy without YOU😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

    • @LonelyHeroAnimates
      @LonelyHeroAnimates 5 років тому +4

      @@lizzycrawford7271 yo and glad to see you are in a good mood!

    • @razormarkz
      @razormarkz 5 років тому +5

      Of course he is, its a MINI fridge that gas FOOD, delicious

    • @blobloblob0186
      @blobloblob0186 5 років тому +2

      I have a big fridge in my kitchen...

  • @SallySue9725
    @SallySue9725 4 роки тому +448

    Anyone else love the part where Mark keeps saying “I trust myself implicitly” while running into random rooms and then he almost immediately finds the area to the next floor lol

  • @tbreads7621
    @tbreads7621 5 років тому +2436

    MARK HAS A FRIDGE IN HIS OFFICE
    He's a man who owns 5 ovens and 2 fridges. Infinity/10.

    • @roxbeesus
      @roxbeesus 5 років тому +22

      what a legend

    • @BrieannaKeogh
      @BrieannaKeogh 5 років тому +69

      But apparently no AC

    • @sphjinx1448
      @sphjinx1448 4 роки тому +14

      BrieannaKeogh I think he does. But he can’t turn it on while recording because it’s loud.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 роки тому +3

      Ok captain obvious.

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +4

      He’s the unstoppable king of Squirrels!!!
      ..also fnaf lolz

  • @jonarhax3388
    @jonarhax3388 5 років тому +4571

    Anyone remember Tiny Box Tim? Yeah, he's a mini fridge now

  • @angeldevilson
    @angeldevilson 5 років тому +1635

    Did anyone else expected Amy to come in with food and be like, WTF are you doing?

    • @MrSwiss6
      @MrSwiss6 4 роки тому +22

      I wanted her to say that we all know he is

    • @PeppyPerson
      @PeppyPerson 4 роки тому +12

      I would love if that happened XD.

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +29

      Tbh she is prob used to his antics and often disregards his noises and screams. 🤣

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 2 роки тому

      @@craftergamer9058 Noope 🙂

    • @MrMeme-lc6dm
      @MrMeme-lc6dm 2 роки тому +1

      When?

  • @vociferouschaos
    @vociferouschaos 5 років тому +1972

    "I'm so hot"
    Are you just realizing this?

    • @friendlyneighborhoodasexua410
      @friendlyneighborhoodasexua410 5 років тому +46

      Underrated comment.

    • @teeter_1253
      @teeter_1253 5 років тому +9

      @@razormarkz cringe

    • @Grammarpolice-o7p
      @Grammarpolice-o7p 5 років тому +21

      Y’all back off he’s taken

    • @vociferouschaos
      @vociferouschaos 5 років тому +67

      @@Grammarpolice-o7p I'm not coming onto him. I'm acknowledging the fact that I'm not blind and can clearly see he's attractive

    • @megachega7336
      @megachega7336 5 років тому +5

      @@razormarkz that a f*cking tfs reference?

  • @iread2174
    @iread2174 5 років тому +3482

    Is that a coca cola zero sugar with an added hint of vanilla?? Same great coke taste!

    • @mr.ugandanknucles6608
      @mr.ugandanknucles6608 5 років тому +255

      Coke sponsors mark
      Jack: they ask you if your fine but you really aren't fine

    • @jameslasalle9712
      @jameslasalle9712 5 років тому +22

      Of course it is mark would have nothing less

    • @zariah_thomas5844
      @zariah_thomas5844 5 років тому +46

      You forgot the same great coke taste!!

    • @iread2174
      @iread2174 5 років тому +7

      @@zariah_thomas5844 Crap

    • @jessicascott4675
      @jessicascott4675 5 років тому +11

      Dude I was gonna comment this lmao

  • @shadywyvern
    @shadywyvern 5 років тому +1189

    He was our Bob
    and he was die
    He *unintelligible mumbling*
    Something in my eye
    Nanobots in the tainted-Wooaahh
    For those who wanted to know the lyrics to Mark and Wade's dirge for Bob

    • @shego1142
      @shego1142 5 років тому +25

      Shadywyvern nanobots through the taint!

    • @kityeeeeeee
      @kityeeeeeee 5 років тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @ilovepeoplebro
      @ilovepeoplebro 4 роки тому +8

      @@kityeeeeeee 16:42

    • @enginepoweredfun3564
      @enginepoweredfun3564 2 роки тому +3

      Bet you won’t see this after 2 years

    • @gberalt
      @gberalt 2 роки тому

      @@enginepoweredfun3564 hello there

  • @martinsoares1824
    @martinsoares1824 5 років тому +546

    Nobody:
    Mark, with Careless Whisper playing in the background: i'M sO hOt

  • @michelecalhoun702
    @michelecalhoun702 5 років тому +2009

    I love when Bob says "Mark" so much he sounds like a chicken!! I also love the chicken with Bob's face on it!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @lorc.251
    @lorc.251 5 років тому +377

    “Oh, I trust you with my liIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOAAAUUUGGHHH!!”
    “I DO NOT TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE”

  • @l3mxnad3
    @l3mxnad3 5 років тому +325

    Mark: Drinks a zero sugar coca cola with a hint of vanilla.
    Jack: I'M SWITCHING TO PEPSI!

  • @spencecents3473
    @spencecents3473 5 років тому +702

    "This looks like a Mark kinda room"
    "YoU RiGht! You right. you right. YOU RiGhT!"
    *the meme survives*

    • @Maganac1
      @Maganac1 5 років тому +11

      *Leans closer and whispers* you right

    • @spencecents3473
      @spencecents3473 5 років тому +5

      @@Maganac1 Mark's ghost: *"yOu RiGhT"*

    • @spencecents3473
      @spencecents3473 5 років тому +6

      @The Mirror is the Win Condition naruto runs and screams *YOu RiGHT*

    • @spencecents3473
      @spencecents3473 5 років тому +2

      @The Mirror is the Win Condition I have comedy skills beyond belief.
      I hope....

    • @youmakemehappy7
      @youmakemehappy7 5 років тому +1

      @The Mirror is the Win Condition tf?

  • @SunsetKaiju
    @SunsetKaiju 5 років тому +233

    I almost spit out my drink in laughter when Wade opened a door and just stood there staring into the void of lava
    12:22

  • @GalSal
    @GalSal 5 років тому +399

    Bobs laugh is just the best in these games! Coupled with Wades random screaming and Marks...antics...I’m entertained. 🙌🏻

  • @SketchingPandaRen
    @SketchingPandaRen 5 років тому +1835

    Mark: I'm so hot~ * proceeds to do bad sexy poses *
    Me: You need to chill

  • @LasagnaQueen
    @LasagnaQueen 5 років тому +317

    18:10 While everybody is thirsty around here, here's the best moment; Muychicken.

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 4 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment here

    • @PanthersfanK1772
      @PanthersfanK1772 4 роки тому +8

      Like honestly as a straight girl the hot moments made me uncomfortable lol

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen 4 роки тому +9

      @@PanthersfanK1772 What?

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 роки тому +15

      Also, known in the streets as Little Skerm.
      *This is a reference to anyone who knows what game it's from*

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen 3 роки тому +1

      @@messyalien5164 Y E S

  • @smeeeeeef
    @smeeeeeef 5 років тому +1443

    @LixianTV
    LIXIAN YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN - thank you SO much for the screen flash warning!! I have chronic migraines (status migrainosus) and one of my triggers is bright light, especially sudden ones. That kind of thoughtfulness from other people helps make managing things a little easier. Your edits usually always make me laugh, but this simple little one made me so happy and just thankful for people like you who take people like me into consideration. Seriously, thank you.

    • @bluwuboi
      @bluwuboi 5 років тому +63

      Sierra Davis I also get chronic sensory migraines and Lixian is a blessing

    • @thesammieboi8035
      @thesammieboi8035 5 років тому +28

      You both look like the type of people to fake something so you can feel special

    • @sema1273
      @sema1273 5 років тому +103

      @@thesammieboi8035 People can't comment anything anymore without being 'Called out',Leave people alone,Let them do whatever they please.

    • @KbenKR
      @KbenKR 5 років тому +26

      I have chronic migraines too but here's the thing... I watched the stream... with no edits... on my phone... at 3 a.m... in complete darkness :)

    • @KbenKR
      @KbenKR 5 років тому +66

      @@thesammieboi8035 you look like a type of person that has nothing to do all day except trolling in comments and making people feel bad while living in a sad lonely house with no job or family.

  • @tanishak926
    @tanishak926 5 років тому +1316

    0:04 was this just a set up to show off your mini fridge mark??

  • @tinylittlesprout
    @tinylittlesprout 5 років тому +639

    Mark: I’m So HoT *Staring into the camera making kissing noises and licking his lips*
    Me: 0.0

    • @weird_ghostix3889
      @weird_ghostix3889 4 роки тому +33

      And that’s why I’m scrolling through the comments

    • @PanthersfanK1772
      @PanthersfanK1772 4 роки тому +30

      Like honestly it just made me really uncomfortable lol xD

    • @ms.puppy_gacha5808
      @ms.puppy_gacha5808 4 роки тому +23

      I feel violated from that

    • @Idk-rm7zp
      @Idk-rm7zp 4 роки тому +4

      @@PanthersfanK1772 Yeah, and being 13 doesn't help...

    • @PanthersfanK1772
      @PanthersfanK1772 4 роки тому +4

      @@Idk-rm7zp you have no idea how old i am i could be 25

  • @davidbailey8211
    @davidbailey8211 5 років тому +2273

    "That's not how boobs or physics works."
    So, basically anime?

    • @bradhensarling9006
      @bradhensarling9006 5 років тому +64

      I honestly can't go against that

    • @wavybaby3748
      @wavybaby3748 5 років тому +45

      David Bailey I meannnn... he’s not wrong

    • @shelbylover1519
      @shelbylover1519 5 років тому +22

      You're absolutely right! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!

    • @Schnee7929
      @Schnee7929 5 років тому +16

      Half Dead best anime

    • @dr.arradia9026
      @dr.arradia9026 5 років тому +3

      The future is now!!

  • @rottenglitter9322
    @rottenglitter9322 5 років тому +573

    Mark: *opens door*
    Bob: I trust you implicitly *runs headfirst into room*
    Bob: *dies*

    • @bijiehm3895
      @bijiehm3895 11 місяців тому

      lol I read this as it happened

  • @AriiAniaismyname
    @AriiAniaismyname 3 роки тому +33

    "Mark you're literally lagging" Bob says as his character is spazzing into the next dimension

  • @christalize763
    @christalize763 5 років тому +637

    0:14
    Is that coke zero. Same great coke taste but now with zero sugar, and does that one have a hint of added vanilla?

  • @xrayboomer2140
    @xrayboomer2140 5 років тому +551

    Mark: Im so hot🔥. And he wonders why he was in blush blush 😔

  • @HootyFruityOwl
    @HootyFruityOwl 5 років тому +196

    Mark: I'm so hot
    Me: I'm so uncomfortable

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 років тому +368

    Mark forgetting to put up the gameplay screen is just an excuse for Lixian to flex his editing skills.

  • @spartangurl91
    @spartangurl91 5 років тому +780

    Eyes/Ears: *Enjoying the entertainment*
    *Mark at 23:09 - 23:25 / 25:38 - 26:08 / 26:55 - 27:00 being sexy:
    Head: *What is happening? What... What is happening right now*

    • @Woopsdiditagain
      @Woopsdiditagain 5 років тому +20

      I am so sorry that you had to go back and watch this again •-•

    • @yourhomesliceishere
      @yourhomesliceishere 5 років тому +76

      What do you mean? He was being sexy from 0:00 to 27:51

    • @kira5781
      @kira5781 5 років тому +14

      @@yourhomesliceishere more sexy than normal

    • @leeyuhbeeyuh7076
      @leeyuhbeeyuh7076 5 років тому +6

      Fuck thank u

    • @officiallastresort0248
      @officiallastresort0248 5 років тому +4

      I couldn't stop laughing. 😂🤣

  • @enderpony5678
    @enderpony5678 5 років тому +47

    1:34
    Wade's laugh is the greatest thing I've ever heard

  • @sticklarry
    @sticklarry 5 років тому +190

    I like how mark is obviously rich enough to buy anything resonable but still tries to flex getting a mini fridge.

    • @MotleyNerd
      @MotleyNerd 5 років тому +22

      I mean, I don't blame him. Did you see that glass viewing door? That's a NICE mini fridge lol

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 5 років тому +1

      might have gotten it from a store going out of business

    • @SStar-Girl
      @SStar-Girl 5 років тому +5

      kaiseropium “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS”😂

  • @noemied.a3422
    @noemied.a3422 5 років тому +218

    The soda : Coca cola zero with vanilla
    Every JSE fans watching this : **WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL**

  • @trickshot646
    @trickshot646 5 років тому +23

    16:41
    Wade: sings a holsome song for his fallen comrade
    Mark: makes song about death and having something in his eye

    • @galladegamerletsplays
      @galladegamerletsplays 2 роки тому +1

      they were basically singing the same thing and I feel like that makes it better

  • @getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704
    @getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704 5 років тому +143

    Mark:"guess how far I went to get my drink"
    Wade:"what 3 feet"
    Mark:"my mini fridge"
    Both friends : *so shocked*
    Mark:MHHMMMMMMM

    • @DefiantPunk0810
      @DefiantPunk0810 5 років тому +1

      I was the same way when I got my mini fridge. That attitude comes bundled with them.

    • @getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704
      @getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704 5 років тому

      @@DefiantPunk0810 😂😂 I had a friend who had a mini fridge she named it tiny and it was her baby 😂😂

  • @veenachauhan4136
    @veenachauhan4136 5 років тому +1853

    Mark: "I'm SO hot"
    *_Love him or hate him, he is spitting facts_*

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +49

      mark is a pretty boy, jack has a hot face that isn't a pretty boy's look and felix, he's just felix

    • @ihnayacookie6426
      @ihnayacookie6426 4 роки тому +10

      @@jockeyfield1954 I don't like how much I agree with this 😂

    • @ajb9150
      @ajb9150 4 роки тому +4

      no homo

    • @The_Firevenus
      @The_Firevenus 4 роки тому +13

      @@jockeyfield1954 Felix just Felix until that one time people sees him with abs😂😂👏

    • @chickennumgit1055
      @chickennumgit1055 4 роки тому +2

      @@jockeyfield1954 a Swedish duck whom everyone loves

  • @abbadon2929
    @abbadon2929 5 років тому +152

    25:36 “Mark you can continue to be hot now”
    *ad for love gloves*
    “I’m sO HoT

  • @HunterPanoch
    @HunterPanoch 5 років тому +85

    I appreciate that Lix always puts the flashing light warnings, it may be small to a lot of people but it's super important for others! Love u Lixian 💙

  • @stupidbitch1729
    @stupidbitch1729 5 років тому +638

    Before 23:10
    Me: Give this man air-conditioning
    After 23:10
    Me: **Screams intensely**

  • @whateveranimations6616
    @whateveranimations6616 5 років тому +61

    24:00 the show when im alone
    25:36 the show when mom walks in

  • @Quarth-tx2ud
    @Quarth-tx2ud 5 років тому +394

    I GREW UP POOR!!!
    ... takes soda out of high quality mini fridge

    • @SilveryGrayWolf
      @SilveryGrayWolf 5 років тому +4

      you can buy those on amazon there only 300 bucks

    • @JenIsHungry
      @JenIsHungry 5 років тому +21

      @@SilveryGrayWolf only??? That's half my rent.

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 5 років тому +8

      Jakeyard 99 just because he isn’t now doesn’t mean he wasn’t growing up ya know?

  • @Misshowzat
    @Misshowzat 5 років тому +204

    Mark: I'm not a masochist guys
    Also Mark: Ooh chains

  • @lydiamayhew6398
    @lydiamayhew6398 5 років тому +451

    Mark: I'm so hot
    Fangirls:TAKE THE SHIRT OFF TAKE THE SHIRT OFF!

    • @JLabz
      @JLabz 5 років тому +55

      I think you meant to say *everyone*

    • @lydiamayhew6398
      @lydiamayhew6398 5 років тому +20

      @@JLabz XD even boys?

    • @JLabz
      @JLabz 5 років тому +30

      Skye Gacha
      Yes.

    • @lydiamayhew6398
      @lydiamayhew6398 5 років тому +4

      @@JLabz XD

    • @ilikeyacutg874
      @ilikeyacutg874 5 років тому +2

      I'm a Fan Not A FanGirl... Besides I'm A TomBoy..

  • @alexanderbrambleton3653
    @alexanderbrambleton3653 5 років тому +524

    Bob: Caution is for bi**hes
    *Also Bob* : Safety, safety, solid, cool cool cool, neat neat neat

  • @alyhamdy4850
    @alyhamdy4850 5 років тому +440

    Sees markiplier drinking cocacola
    me : zero sugar with a hint* of vanila
    Me: where is jack?

    • @bestcookie5109
      @bestcookie5109 5 років тому +5

      Hint of vanilla not mint

    • @alyhamdy4850
      @alyhamdy4850 5 років тому +2

      @@bestcookie5109 sorry

    • @semicompetent6581
      @semicompetent6581 5 років тому +5

      Aly Hamdy Its ok, don't worry

    • @bestcookie5109
      @bestcookie5109 5 років тому +3

      @@alyhamdy4850 ya don't worry. It was just bothering me and wanted to let you know

    • @derpydinosaur8449
      @derpydinosaur8449 5 років тому +3

      *jack yelling in the backround getting louder* IS THAT COKE COLA ZERO SUGAR WITH A HINT OF ADDED VANILLA?! GIVE ME SPONSORSHIP!! *tackles mark*
      now thats how it should've happened XD

  • @carlosmejia1783
    @carlosmejia1783 5 років тому +118

    25:37-26:07
    *puts phone down and walks away*
    *Grabs shampoo bottle to pour on face*
    Mom: WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
    Me: Washing my eyeballs from what I have just watched

  • @broken_clay5013
    @broken_clay5013 5 років тому +212

    Is that the Coke Zero sugar, the same great coke taste now with a hint of added vanilla?!
    Do you have 90 minutes?

    • @pmrynex3056
      @pmrynex3056 5 років тому +9

      I thought the exact same thing!

    • @trinf5511
      @trinf5511 5 років тому +4

      gamernostalgia Damn I was going to comment that welp big brains think alike so 𝗕 𝗶 𝗴 𝗕 𝗿 𝗮 𝗶 𝗻!

    • @tylercobb2389
      @tylercobb2389 5 років тому +1

      I only have 89 minutes sorry

  • @jupiter9132
    @jupiter9132 5 років тому +207

    Mark: *donates and raises thousands for charities*
    Also Mark: *brags about his mini-fridge to his friends*

    • @Bloopaz
      @Bloopaz 5 років тому +9

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @bobbyboi8813
      @bobbyboi8813 5 років тому +7

      Millions actually

  • @cara_macchi
    @cara_macchi 5 років тому +29

    23:09 "i'm so hot"
    aw mark, we know you are

  • @jaycruz1
    @jaycruz1 5 років тому +404

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Mark: Im so hot...
    Me expecting normal gameplay: Nice..?

    • @rutsikio-4844
      @rutsikio-4844 5 років тому +2

      👁👄👁

    • @kharasoul7274
      @kharasoul7274 5 років тому +17

      NEVER expect a Normal let’s play when your watching Markiplier 😂

    • @jadeseaaa
      @jadeseaaa 5 років тому +2

      Kayla Horn beat me to it 😂

    • @kyribetter
      @kyribetter 5 років тому

      Kayla Horn what time of video?

    • @xxxconfusedidiotxxx
      @xxxconfusedidiotxxx 5 років тому +4

      I really wanted Amy to walk in on that XD

  • @isabellawang5203
    @isabellawang5203 5 років тому +85

    25:37
    This is what I expected from that online dating game with the animals

  • @Sunny-ci9zf
    @Sunny-ci9zf 5 років тому +22

    Thank you markiplier for making me laugh every time I’m down/sad. I was crying because of family issues and I just searched you up and I laughed because of you funny humor. I’m grateful this world has someone like you that could make anyone laugh and make anyone’s day. Thank you

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +1

      Sunny I know this is nine months old, but I hope things are better now. I too, have a toxic family, and sometimes it gets to be too much.

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 5 років тому +237

    JACK: PLAYING MINECRAFT
    PEWDS: PLAYING MINECRAFT
    1 TO GO
    MARK: *LAUGHS NERVOUSLY*

    • @IndigoWolfTail
      @IndigoWolfTail 5 років тому +32

      Markiplier was already doing Minecraft videos before it was the "new" cool thing to do.

    • @spencecents3473
      @spencecents3473 5 років тому +14

      @@IndigoWolfTail yOu RiGhT

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 5 років тому +8

      @@IndigoWolfTail: I love that Mark does his own thing and doesn't usually play something just because a lot of other people do.

    • @Stweetew
      @Stweetew 5 років тому +4

      My god ypu bringing back the memory

    • @RileyIsntDead
      @RileyIsntDead 5 років тому +3

      Mark could make another drunk Minecraft episode. You know, just one though.

  • @takiyabraswell464
    @takiyabraswell464 5 років тому +25

    The thought of Lixian editing Mark’s “hotness” gives me LIFE

  • @icecreamlovertwt5998
    @icecreamlovertwt5998 5 років тому +42

    Me: I wonder what mark has today
    Mark: I’m so hot I sooo hot I’m sooooooo hot

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames9061 5 років тому +252

    Man, Mark, no wonder you were put in a dating game.

  • @brittneypopovitch8279
    @brittneypopovitch8279 5 років тому +174

    Lol mark is funny as hell plus still adorable even when he's trying to be sarcasticly seductive....

  • @TheRealQueenPotato0o
    @TheRealQueenPotato0o 5 років тому +14

    26:04
    Me: Mark please stop I'm feeling severally uncomfortable *face turning red*
    Mark:I'm so....warm....*CRACK*
    Me: "RIP Chamberose 1998-2019 died of laughter"

  • @dashinypunnymarsking
    @dashinypunnymarsking 5 років тому +1577

    Mark: "that's not how boob physics work"
    Me, as a female: *looks down and does the same* "actually-"
    edit: time stamp is about 20:27

  • @plagued4ever603
    @plagued4ever603 5 років тому +350

    Remember kids, it’s only a flesh wound. It will heal.

  • @Pandionish
    @Pandionish 5 років тому +6

    Bob saying "Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark" and the chicken graphic is my new favorite thing.

  • @kaylewolf
    @kaylewolf 5 років тому +250

    MORK MORK MORK MORK MORK MORK MARK MARK MARK MORK MARK MORK MARK
    XD chicken bob lmao how does he say mark so fast without slipping up?
    such a fun series

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 5 років тому +10

      Kayleigh Haines “YES BOB? WHAT COULD IT BE? WHAT IS THE URGENCY?”

  • @spookehghost
    @spookehghost 5 років тому +278

    Markiplier: I'm so hooot
    Me: You right!
    Mark's amazing haha

    • @Sirlite0
      @Sirlite0 5 років тому +5

      Me too man, me too

    • @KaigerKaiju
      @KaigerKaiju 5 років тому +6

      you right

    • @htx_ysosafan6670
      @htx_ysosafan6670 5 років тому +7

      We all have to agree that markiplier is hot

    • @evil_cat181
      @evil_cat181 5 років тому +6

      Mark always hot

    • @MossyBoy_
      @MossyBoy_ 5 років тому +3

      Please tell me this is not a train of fan girls... or boys :0

  • @jackfoster4935
    @jackfoster4935 10 місяців тому +3

    That mini fridge bit gives MASSIVE “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!” Energy.

  • @guyvanarsdall7686
    @guyvanarsdall7686 5 років тому +51

    23:14: Mark makes out with himself as "Careless Whisper" plays in the background.

    • @DefiantPunk0810
      @DefiantPunk0810 5 років тому +1

      I'm so glad to find another person who knows where that is originally from.

  • @tahitinova546
    @tahitinova546 5 років тому +377

    "Alright Mark, I f***ing trust you with my li-AAGH!!" Lmao 😂

    • @0verloaded
      @0verloaded 5 років тому +1

      I would like, but it'd mess up the 123 count

    • @tahitinova546
      @tahitinova546 5 років тому +2

      @@0verloaded

  • @veeonidas
    @veeonidas 5 років тому +24

    23:07 Ahh
    Mark : I'm so hot !!!
    Me : YES !!! Damn hot !!! XD

  • @buggyman7006
    @buggyman7006 5 років тому +199

    he's too HOT
    hot DAMN
    call the police and a fireman
    markimoo is hell incarnate confirmed

    • @Maxax16
      @Maxax16 5 років тому +3

      I love that pfp xd
      hyped for s4

    • @schuychu
      @schuychu 5 років тому +1

      Max
      Same!

  • @theshortone4295
    @theshortone4295 5 років тому +38

    Mark~flirts
    Me~ IM BEING ATTACKED

  • @leiwah6774
    @leiwah6774 4 роки тому +12

    1:49 the forbidden frame

  • @liz_king
    @liz_king 5 років тому +121

    Bob to mark: "I TRUST YOU IMPLICITLY!"
    *Dies immediately*
    Mark: "Wow."
    XD

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 роки тому

      No one cares.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 роки тому

      @@jameswent48 and no one cares about you

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 роки тому

      @@messyalien5164 he mustve been in a bad mood this isnt the only comment he replied to

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 роки тому

      @@loganstewart3369 yeah I know, that's why I said that it was getting annoying

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 3 роки тому

      I got you to 69 likes, your welcome

  • @lostinthegray00
    @lostinthegray00 5 років тому +34

    Mark: I’m so hot
    *stops for a bit*
    *dies*
    Bob: You can continue being hot
    Me: Plz nu

  • @ssjdaley
    @ssjdaley 5 років тому +10

    Watching this with the subtitles on makes it so much better.

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 5 років тому +142

    "i went to my mini-fridge."
    Weird flex but okay.

    • @rykerjeffery9224
      @rykerjeffery9224 5 років тому +2

      Sorenmine I think this was a running joke for years that one day he would get one and now he does. I don’t know for sure tho

  • @averythegamerboy
    @averythegamerboy 5 років тому +189

    No one:
    Mark: groaning, making suggestive faces "I'm so hot..."

    • @sheilaok4621
      @sheilaok4621 2 роки тому +1

      Why's mark trying to be seductive towards the viewer and groan also him saying that he's so hot and he makes kissy noises or him doing sexy poses for the viewer? Lol

    • @sheilaok4621
      @sheilaok4621 2 роки тому +1

      Why's mark groaning in this video while saying that he's so hot and stuff?

  • @Sulfur67
    @Sulfur67 5 років тому +4

    I love how Lixian edited this one. The Bob chicken had me laughing so hard.

  • @cocacolazerosugar7260
    @cocacolazerosugar7260 5 років тому +103

    Mark: *sups CocaCola*
    Jack: AND THIS IS WHY I SWITCHED TO PEPSI

  • @matchamythix
    @matchamythix 5 років тому +64

    Mark: "I'm so hot"
    Me: *discomfort intensifies *

  • @BooglePoots
    @BooglePoots 5 років тому +1

    You know it's actually really cool, you can get these electric things that push air through them to keep your room cool. It sounds crazy, but they really work! You can even get these big fancy ones installed in your house and it'll keep your whole house at whatever preset temperature you want! The big ones can also keep your house warm when it's cold out! Totally recommend checking it out to help with the hot warmness

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 5 років тому +43

    Mark: "Bandages are for ₱ØɄ₴₴₳ł₴"
    Wade: "Yeah, that's why I don't have any, you've got them all"
    *OMEGA OOF*

  • @maxinius6516
    @maxinius6516 5 років тому +59

    I love how mark is flexing on us with a mini fridge

    • @shark_gaming_0
      @shark_gaming_0 5 років тому +8

      Hamid who needs a mini fridge when you can carry around your actual fridge 🤷‍♂️

    • @adamfarnworth8213
      @adamfarnworth8213 5 років тому +1

      Getyeetedplease Turtle

    • @maxinius6516
      @maxinius6516 5 років тому +2

      @@shark_gaming_0 yeah but Mark has a mini fridge for his mini self

    • @maxinius6516
      @maxinius6516 5 років тому +1

      @@sema1273 that's a good one

  • @electricanimations6183
    @electricanimations6183 4 роки тому +29

    Wade: What do you mean it's an anticlimactic win? Wade won, stop with the anticlimactic bullshit.
    Mark: It was pretty anticlimactic..
    Wade: It was very climactic!
    Mark: *I climaxed*

  • @charleskreisel674
    @charleskreisel674 5 років тому +18

    0:14
    Me: Cool fridge.
    Jack: Is that Coke Zero, same Coke taste zero sugar, now with a hint of added vanilla?

  • @Liam-ut1zh
    @Liam-ut1zh 5 років тому +90

    If mark was a salesman and he pitched me something the way he showed us his fridge guess who’s buying that product

    • @TwelveNotes87
      @TwelveNotes87 5 років тому +5

      Please he could could sell ice to people in Alaska.

  • @ebertingjoshua259
    @ebertingjoshua259 5 років тому +87

    "It's getting hot in here"
    Me: so why don't u take of your cloths

    • @PetLover1116
      @PetLover1116 5 років тому +3

      Eberting Joshua WOAH 😳 *markiplier has been banned*
      Me:
      “... well shit...”

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 4 роки тому +5

      *cloths*

  • @catalina1325
    @catalina1325 5 років тому +17

    Me: Sees mark drinking coke zero sugar with a hint of added vanilla for great taste
    Jack: Mark are you drinking my sodah!!

  • @russellhowell4560
    @russellhowell4560 5 років тому +46

    Yes Mark we know how hot you are

  • @imjustbob5214
    @imjustbob5214 Рік тому +1

    I like it when Bob charging into the death room and the first thing Wade said is "Salute, right click salute" and keep telling Mark to salute Bob. I'm choking from laughing at that moment.
    o7

  • @sylvialawrence9162
    @sylvialawrence9162 5 років тому +242

    0:28 do you have 90 minutes?
    If you don’t get this :(

  • @letmethinkaboutthat6434
    @letmethinkaboutthat6434 5 років тому +33

    Respect for marks t-shirt it's just so ... different...wearing a summer top inside a house...

  • @mishyfushiko5175
    @mishyfushiko5175 5 років тому +50

    Mark : I'm so hot.
    Me : *giggling like a Giggliplier*

  • @Danganronpa2024
    @Danganronpa2024 5 років тому +10

    1:18
    I KNEW IT!!
    Keanu can warp through walls AND time travel!
    He is ETERNAL!

  • @the_doot_slayer4301
    @the_doot_slayer4301 5 років тому +50

    @25:30
    This episode has gone too sexual...
    Until something cracked up

  • @kissmeinuyashamylove
    @kissmeinuyashamylove 5 років тому +17

    “I trusted you”
    “Don’t - that’s your mistake”
    yeah accurate

    • @burbldokbrandy4703
      @burbldokbrandy4703 8 місяців тому

      I'm watching this video four years later. I hope whoever made this comment oh so long ago has done well through the past years since 2020, the pandemic, and so on🙏

  • @kakooshhotaco9894
    @kakooshhotaco9894 5 років тому +78

    Why
    What if Amy just walked in lmao

  • @karmakey5841
    @karmakey5841 5 років тому +78

    Mark if this whole UA-cam thing flop you can always fall back on being "hot" for entertainment 😏🤣🤣

    • @sherwinantony9497
      @sherwinantony9497 5 років тому +2

      Dude u can shut up .

    • @academicninja8532
      @academicninja8532 5 років тому +5

      @@sherwinantony9497 That's so mean, why don't you shut up since your comment doesn't contribute in any meaningful way?

    • @sherwinantony9497
      @sherwinantony9497 5 років тому +1

      Excuse moi

  • @smithone1936
    @smithone1936 4 роки тому +16

    Bob: Mark you're lagging * has world record fastest seizure*

  • @bleachigo990
    @bleachigo990 5 років тому +20

    “Bandages are for poohseez!”
    - Mark, 2019
    I’ll remember to tell the nurses that the next time I’m in the back of an ambulance after some horrific accident.

    • @bleachigo990
      @bleachigo990 5 років тому

      wolfgirl 21 nice XD lol lose any limbs?