I would like to know if he knows the equally infamous Dead Space 2 eye needle machine death scene, as he went through that very fast without fail (not a old viewer, I just thought to watch through that part to see if Mark has the same trauma).
I find it funny whenever I talk to people about Distractible and I mention how Mark is in it. They go “Markiplier? I love Markiplier!” then say “I didn’t know he had a podcast” like literally how? lmao I feel like Mark has been promoting Distractible in almost every video for the past 2-3 years
Its like the people who didnt know about [Redacted] until it was over. Like I get people may not see every video but Mark and Ethan promoted it on their own channels several times.
One of my friends said the same thing when I mentioned it a few weeks ago. I'm one of those Listeners they mock because I started cooking from scratch a lot several months ago and I usually put on Distractible when I do lol
I remember there being a Vtuber who knew about Distractible _before_ they knew about Mark Iplier, funnily enough. This is also how they figured out that Mark has collabed with half the people they collabed with haha!
@@ApocolypseChildwhen I saw the pilgrim video I didn't notice it was a new video I just assumed UA-cam is AS ALWAYS recommending me stuff I've already watched lmao. Til I read the comments on here
@@AutismoGamer Oh yeah, I'm a long time fan! I think the first video I saw of his was the King of The Werecats animation. I was in elementary school then, I'm in college now.
I'm pretty sure it actually wasn't a mistake, at least, I wouldn't be surprised. Mark has been so busy and is behind in uploads. He's probably trying to catch up.
LOVING all these videos with Bob and Wade, it reminds me of old times in the best way possible. Some things change but Mark, Bob, and Wade are forever. ❤
@@tripacesfellas7011 currently rewatching raft myself!! will probs rewatch GTFO after since those two series are my absolute favorite series from mark lol
I find it hard to watch all videos because eventually it gets boring because it’s all the same Funny bits. At least, with like other people still subscribed to all of them though.
Don't worry, Mark posts his so far after the other two that you forget everything that happened, so it's like watching it for the first time. Or something.
@@Trishpaytaxes to unlock the buried treasure you first must MARK the location on your map, then you must WADE through the morning marshes water, and finally you must BOB up and down on the treasures marked location which shall cause it to rise to the surface.
i love the courage Mark has shown in mentioning another piece of popular media which was not the Edge of Sleep in the description the plan is still on, it never stopped.
Love that the regular schedule has resumed (for now) the only way to keep up with your movie updates is the podcast. You guys are funny and vibe well together. True friendship
I just rewatched the first Resident Evil Movie and remember why, funny how you brought this up not long after. He did get sliced up and along with the other guys locked in that room. Thanks for sharing Mark
10/10 Podcast of the century. Distractible is truly such a life changing experience. Distractible even managed to cure my grandmother's arthritis and my obese dog lost 30 pounds after I showed him the wonders of the Distractible podcast.
I read the description and now that moment in that movie is totally in my head and yes, the moment with the lasers is also seared in my head and now I have it at the forefront of my mind. XD
Yo Mark. Just watched the whole The Edge Of Sleep series. It was nothing but a freakin BANGER! Can't wait for what the future holds in store for your acting career🥳😎
Something about Bob's struggles and "Go? No! Stop!" makes me think of that one episode of that one game where Bob said he was notoriously bad at that kinds of games.
I watched this video 4 times now and just now read the description and I can officially say it the best 2 mins I could have spent reading a description. Ok.
"How do I get in?" Is like asking, "How do I find the right hole?" All I need is Marks face mixed with fear, laughter, surprise, or some other crazy lunatic emotions, and I'm happy! 😂
Was reminded of when Mark played Lixian's personal game. *encounters cat* "You're so portuguese" Had a moment of compulsive pausing&screenshotting. Mark laughing at Wade's joke "You're so korean" (camera zoomed in, laughing Mark's face with squinty eyes.) "I was also very close" ARE YOU CLOSE!
Agh seeing darkiplier again triggered all the memories from that era of videos 😂 I love when he started to do it and slowly was hiding stuff in his videos
Hey Mark. I’m having a really bad night. I got caught smoking, and no one will answer the phone and I can’t stop crying. But your videos made me laugh no matter how hard I had been crying. You bring a lot of light into my life, thank you for keeping me afloat.
Sometimes I get annoyed when I can’t give these videos my full attention but other times it’s very entertaining to be cleaning my kitchen and hear “I’m safe here, right” *screaming*
Evolve? Bro he still panders to a younger audience alot of the time. He played phone games as a vid not long ago. He should kno most of his audience isn't 10-15. If anything i think he plateaued (At least on YT) since he hasnt been pushing for new vids/games/content or even continuing some series he never finished. He's much too busy trying to get his foot in the door in being an actor which i think is a mistake personally. Mark can act and do so much but he needs more creative control
I love that Mark do daily upload now, and he uploaded two videos at the same time yesterday. This made my day, i love his videos so mutch. I followed him for ten years now or more i dont even know but i hope i can atleast watch him for 10 more.
i honestly love the fact that mark is so well off and his fanbase is so strong that he can fuck off and only post youtube videos when he really wants to, but also i really hate the fact that mark is so well off and his fanbase is so strong that he can fuck off and only post youtube videos when he wants to
Glad to see videos Mark! I hope you still continue with your other projects as well. I assure you we love your film projects just as much as your let’s plays ❤
i dont know how many eons have passed since i saw that scene. It was long gone from my memory. But Mark revived it back, back to its full glory. Oh my how much i loved that scene, how that guy was obliterated into pieces. THANK YOU MARK. thank you...
Yes, I remember that scene from the first Resident Evil movie with the lasers, Mark. Thank you for asking
Did the visual live rent free inside your head in the same way it did for Mark
@@BreakyOnlineIt’s pretty iconic, yeah
That’s pretty much the only thing I know about those movies besides that one RLM video (“this is borderline experimental”)
@@BreakyOnlineI can still remember the way the little pieces slid off his cut body
Honestly I still think about how his eye dripped white fluid, like, I'm fairly sure that's not how eyes work. It still annoys me to this day....
Thank you for the elaborate description
"said something cool before he died"
It was "shit"
He said "shit" before he died 😂
" But he said something cool before he died"
and it was "Shit!" cool indeed lol
@@macnolastname2274 omg we literally replyed at the same time and it is 90% copy paste 😂
we're out of luck for the rest of our lives
oddly enough i think its quite funny that he went in a bit of depth explaining that just cuz it was somewhat related to the game he played here
I would like to know if he knows the equally infamous Dead Space 2 eye needle machine death scene, as he went through that very fast without fail (not a old viewer, I just thought to watch through that part to see if Mark has the same trauma).
God DAMN Lixian's editing on this one is incredible. So many amazing bits, absolutely wonderful!
Ikr! This vid has instantly become one of my favourites 🤣
P.S. How does your comment not have more likes?
yes lots of bits, flying every which way
Bob *plummiting to the void*: It's easy! Mark, it's easy! Mark, I believe in you!
I find it funny whenever I talk to people about Distractible and I mention how Mark is in it. They go “Markiplier? I love Markiplier!” then say “I didn’t know he had a podcast” like literally how? lmao I feel like Mark has been promoting Distractible in almost every video for the past 2-3 years
Its like the people who didnt know about [Redacted] until it was over. Like I get people may not see every video but Mark and Ethan promoted it on their own channels several times.
I think when people say that they mean they enjoyed a few videos 10 years ago.
real talk its like top 30 on spotify and podcast make a massive revenue for view ratio compared to youtube and oddly more respected in general.
One of my friends said the same thing when I mentioned it a few weeks ago. I'm one of those Listeners they mock because I started cooking from scratch a lot several months ago and I usually put on Distractible when I do lol
I remember there being a Vtuber who knew about Distractible _before_ they knew about Mark Iplier, funnily enough. This is also how they figured out that Mark has collabed with half the people they collabed with haha!
Mark really making us choose which one to watch first between Lasers or Pilgrim
Both. Even though i already watched both on Bob's channel, it's been long enough they just faded from memory to feel like new content.
are you limited to one markiplier video a day?
@@AstroJelly3 The limitation is that you can only watch one of them /first/, so which one did you pick? I definitely watched Pilgrim before this one.
@@ApocolypseChildwhen I saw the pilgrim video I didn't notice it was a new video I just assumed UA-cam is AS ALWAYS recommending me stuff I've already watched lmao. Til I read the comments on here
@@aki-senkinnexactly! 😂
@7:28 "..can I follow you for.. luck and safety?" "Oh, sure" *immediately dies*
🤣
And his body flailing all over the place 😂😂😂
That was indeed a very important description for me to read, Markiplier.
T’was of utmost importance my good sir!
❤
Mark, could you do a collab with Ryan Higa?
Lol
Lowkey always appreciate when these three come together for stuff. A friendgroup that hits diff
And you can tell they're really lifelong friends fr, this is the type of friendship I strive for
fucking love these guys tbh
@@UhOpheliayou can just sort his videos and see that he's been friends with Wade and Bob for a LOOONG time
@@AutismoGamer Oh yeah, I'm a long time fan! I think the first video I saw of his was the King of The Werecats animation. I was in elementary school then, I'm in college now.
I miss their videos with Jacksepticeye too though. Those videos always make me laugh.
30:58 I have a degree in communication criticism and I hereby declare Distractible acclaimed
God bless 🙏
Wow you totally didn't mess up the scheduling and definitely wanted us to have two uploads today!
Can't complain tho 👀
many such cases!
had so much faith in him in the stream lol
I'm pretty sure it actually wasn't a mistake, at least, I wouldn't be surprised. Mark has been so busy and is behind in uploads. He's probably trying to catch up.
@@missyblack8005unfortunately he didn’t post today. Probably to make up for the two bangers yesterday
No, I haven't watched Resident Evil, Mark. I have failed you, Mr. President
Bro stop calling him Mr President 😭
Have you at least played RE4? It has a particular scene with lasers lol 😂
Markiplier 2025
He is old enough to be president so this is factual
What are you waiting for?
Lixian's editing always makes these funny lads even funnier 😂 Bob's text coming from the chasm "it's easy, Mark it's easy!"
LOVING all these videos with Bob and Wade, it reminds me of old times in the best way possible. Some things change but Mark, Bob, and Wade are forever. ❤
Agreed.
I'm in the middle of rewatching their GTFO series so it's great to have this as well at the same time
@@tripacesfellas7011SAME! I’ve been rewatching GTFO for like 3 days straight. Its a great series XD
@@tripacesfellas7011 currently rewatching raft myself!! will probs rewatch GTFO after since those two series are my absolute favorite series from mark lol
@@tripacesfellas7011 I recently watched The Forest of course its one of the classics and they finished it on twitch.
8:00
Wade: "Mark be careful, there's lasers"
Mark: "Jeez thanks Wade, I haven't notice"
It is my first time in YEARS that I actually read ALL the description. Thank you Mark for the clarification
2 videos back to back?? You spoil us, Mark!
no fr omg
fr
Literally a minute later he posted another video wow
cool u were at the other vid N O I C E
lixian working overtime
Man it's weird being a fan of all three. Cuz then you get to watch the video three times
I find it hard to watch all videos because eventually it gets boring because it’s all the same Funny bits. At least, with like other people still subscribed to all of them though.
I mostly rewatch Mark's POV cuz he takes like 19 years to upload his
Don't worry, Mark posts his so far after the other two that you forget everything that happened, so it's like watching it for the first time. Or something.
@@GeezSuslol I was gonna say that, this episode was like 2-3 months ago 😂
Literally lol!
6:47 Wade perfectly executed the Wilhelm scream…
It wasn’t even Willhelm
and again at 20:11
@ that’s not Wilhelm that’s Tom and Jerry
17:21 I like how each of their names, Bob, Mark and Wade, are verbs.
Thats GENIUS
Hold on, wait a minute, how could we be so BLIND!
How would Wade's name be used as a verb?
@@Trishpaytaxesyou can wade through liquids or bodies of water. It's like treading or paddling thru water, wading thru water
@@Trishpaytaxes to unlock the buried treasure you first must MARK the location on your map, then you must WADE through the morning marshes water, and finally you must BOB up and down on the treasures marked location which shall cause it to rise to the surface.
The description really answered all the questions that I didn't know I had.
and gave me even more questions
16:44 no other sound i've ever heard can describe what glitching out sounds like other than the sound Bob made while he glitched out at that moment
Less than a second in and they're already bickering smh
😭😭
Imagine if they played Chained Together...
@@SamGamgee-e1nI'm sure it would be totally normal and orderly
@@SamGamgee-e1n Sarcasm or not, they actually have 😂❤
@@josefzalusky7307I'm sure they would think through every jump they had to do and not go blindly into them at all
Mark was so excited by Halloween coming he gifted us two vids. Thank you Mark.
28:45 Wade's chicken cry got me laughing in Wade, Mark and Bob's channel's videos every time.
A rated R scene and a suicide 30 seconds into the video was not what I was expecting
Um what? Did we watch the same video? 😂😂😂 wth? Neither of those things are in the video.
@@UnfazedPhoenix did we watch the same video, because thats exactly what happened, you may just be blind
@@IdontKnow-nm8bz the grinding is at worst pg13
@@davidfernelz The rating prob upped when Mark joined the fray.
i love the courage Mark has shown in mentioning another piece of popular media which was not the Edge of Sleep in the description the plan is still on, it never stopped.
Ngl I love random Mark rants like in the description here. Somehow always makes (reading) out-of-the-blue randomness entertaining
14:02 Mark's editors have such a fantastic sense of humor. XD
S N O O O O O O W
I love the little ramble in the description. Never change mark
Lixian, you KILLED the editing in this. Hilarious 10/10
Love that the regular schedule has resumed (for now) the only way to keep up with your movie updates is the podcast. You guys are funny and vibe well together. True friendship
Love the callback to the singing/vocalising whilst running from Sound of Silence 👌
Such an obscure callback, but it made me laugh so hard when I first watched the sign of silence video 😭
also made me think of Mark vocalising "maniac" when Wade was glitched out on Raft
28:21 That foot cut was such a smooth scene lol
Thank goodness for that description, otherwise I’d have no idea what’s going on in this video.
8:08 My heart, that jumped scared me
I just rewatched the first Resident Evil Movie and remember why, funny how you brought this up not long after. He did get sliced up and along with the other guys locked in that room. Thanks for sharing Mark
0:22. catch me in my coffin cause I died seeing that. 💀
Sees his friends twerking inside each other
Immediately walks off into the void
No elaboration needed
@palecaptainwolfkayls8499 just is. 😁
So did Mark
When he walked into the void that killed me 😂
6:39 making me think of Marks parkour story "I got this, I GOT THIS" *explodes*
10/10
Podcast of the century.
Distractible is truly such a life changing experience.
Distractible even managed to cure my grandmother's arthritis and my obese dog lost 30 pounds after I showed him the wonders of the Distractible podcast.
🤣
Mark uploading twice consecutively is like a very rare event that happens once in a blue moon, but is such a treat when it does
What a time to be alive 🥹
I read the description and now that moment in that movie is totally in my head and yes, the moment with the lasers is also seared in my head and now I have it at the forefront of my mind. XD
Its the bit of his eye oozing out of the socket that is always the part stuck in my head for some reason. Probably because its yucky.
This is probably way too deep for yt comments but existing in the same era as market pliers is one of the reasons im still here and happy
I enjoyed the description so much I liked the video before even watching it. Thank you for that Mark.
7:31
"Can I follow you, for luck and safety? 😦" - Bob
"Yeah sure, yeah. 😎👌" - Mark
thank you for uploading this about a month after the other guys im so happy to finally see your perspective mark
mark absolutely slaying the jumps first time impromptu without needing the jumps below the platform, i think it was *his moment* 3:00
7:32 SO FREAKING FUNNY & HILLARIOUS IM WHEEEEZZZZIIIN 💖🤣
Seeing bob and wade dancing inside of eachother is a thing i cannot unsee
🤨🤨🤨
Yo Mark. Just watched the whole The Edge Of Sleep series. It was nothing but a freakin BANGER! Can't wait for what the future holds in store for your acting career🥳😎
7:30 So, selfless of Mark for protecting Bob! 🫡🥹
Edit: Thank you everyone for all the likes! 😊💖
This part cracked me up the most 😂😂😂
Luck for mark safety for wade.
The ragdoll proves this
"I'm finding new and creative ways to suck" - bob 16:52
Something about Bob's struggles and "Go? No! Stop!" makes me think of that one episode of that one game where Bob said he was notoriously bad at that kinds of games.
thanks for the highly descriptive flashback in the description😭
29:13 That was incredible
18:58 Man, i'm glad that the visual gag that was chosen to coïncide with the word ‘cranked’ was to make him look like a founding father.
Love the description really tells us a lot about the game (I've never watched the movie)
3:38
"It literally takes skill to be *that* horrible at a game."
- Sun Tzu
can confirm he said that shit i was there
Cannot wait for Buckshot Roulette multiplayer with these guys
TWO videos this morning?? How are we so lucky!
Great way to start the evening!
@@MidnightMisadventures Probably an accident haha
I was double taking, but more Mark is never a bad thing
Their polyamorous marriage still holds up after all these years.
How are [] so lucky
Parasocial Relationships aren't real. They are one-sided
Watching the members live where he did the description was beautiful, I’ve been waiting for this video for awhile now😂
lol Same.
I watched this video 4 times now and just now read the description and I can officially say it the best 2 mins I could have spent reading a description. Ok.
I love the description Mark, it really tells us a lot about the game. I'm also so glad for back to back videos, I'm definitely here for it!
20:10 wade did the tom scream from tom and jerry
He did it perfectly 😂
Please upload more, I can't do without your videos.
Mark: read the instructions
Me:no I don't think I will
Description
Heresy!!!!!!!
Read it
Thank you for the description!
I finally reached enlightenment!
"How do I get in?" Is like asking, "How do I find the right hole?"
All I need is Marks face mixed with fear, laughter, surprise, or some other crazy lunatic emotions, and I'm happy! 😂
27:41 mark literally went in between those lasers. god gamer perhaps? 🤔
im sore all over from a cold, and this is giving me some precious moments of relef destracting me, thank you guys bob wade lixian and mark,
Was reminded of when Mark played Lixian's personal game.
*encounters cat*
"You're so portuguese"
Had a moment of compulsive pausing&screenshotting.
Mark laughing at Wade's joke
"You're so korean" (camera zoomed in, laughing Mark's face with squinty eyes.)
"I was also very close"
ARE YOU CLOSE!
I had a stroke reading this what are you talking about
Schizophrenia
Mark it has been 8 days i miss you 😢
First time I’ve ever read a video description. Did not disappoint.
Agh seeing darkiplier again triggered all the memories from that era of videos 😂 I love when he started to do it and slowly was hiding stuff in his videos
27:16 DARKIPLIER??
😮
I came to compliment this one my phone cause I can’t on my tv I’m glad somebody noticed😭
DARKIPLIER MENTIONED 🗣🔥🔥🔥
@@gideonlyons1731it wasn't exactly subtle.
He has made an appearance!
Thats quite the description mark, 10/10
Hey Mark. I’m having a really bad night. I got caught smoking, and no one will answer the phone and I can’t stop crying. But your videos made me laugh no matter how hard I had been crying. You bring a lot of light into my life, thank you for keeping me afloat.
Wishing you the best 💕
i wouldnt be able to watch this without reading the description. Thanks for the reminder mark
Mark's story 1:13 has "I dont care that you broke your arm" meme vibes
I don’t get it
Sometimes I get annoyed when I can’t give these videos my full attention but other times it’s very entertaining to be cleaning my kitchen and hear
“I’m safe here, right”
*screaming*
I don’t even know which I should watch first, I came to read this awesome description first lmao
The intro is giving, how me and my siblings make fun of each other
It’s great seeing mark evolve after all these years. I’m glad to see that he’s been leading his for years
Evolve? Bro he still panders to a younger audience alot of the time. He played phone games as a vid not long ago. He should kno most of his audience isn't 10-15. If anything i think he plateaued (At least on YT) since he hasnt been pushing for new vids/games/content or even continuing some series he never finished. He's much too busy trying to get his foot in the door in being an actor which i think is a mistake personally. Mark can act and do so much but he needs more creative control
13:23 Bob's been watching too much Bluey XD
Relevance?
Its fun to be here a minute after its uploaded
I love that Mark do daily upload now, and he uploaded two videos at the same time yesterday. This made my day, i love his videos so mutch. I followed him for ten years now or more i dont even know but i hope i can atleast watch him for 10 more.
that didnt aged well 😅
7:48 that slide whistle was diabolical 😂😂
2 videos in one day thank you mark I was literally just considering what videos of yours I would binge watch today
I was wondering why this was giving me *serious* Deja vu and it’s because Bob’s video of this recording was out 2 months ago lol
i honestly love the fact that mark is so well off and his fanbase is so strong that he can fuck off and only post youtube videos when he really wants to, but also i really hate the fact that mark is so well off and his fanbase is so strong that he can fuck off and only post youtube videos when he wants to
duality of man
Yeah, I do remember that scene from the movie! Now I gotta rewatch all the resident evil movies for Halloween.
I normally never comment on anything, but this was the funniest play through i think my husband and I have ever watched. We were on the verge of tears
Glad to see videos Mark! I hope you still continue with your other projects as well. I assure you we love your film projects just as much as your let’s plays ❤
21:35 Mark's sfx made me laugh way more than I'd like to admit 😂
i love these videos it’s just 90% grunts, screams, and cries
15:10 lowkey dont close your eyes listening specifically to wade and bob 😊
27:22 Everyone who played dropper maps in Minecraft knows...
i dont know how many eons have passed since i saw that scene. It was long gone from my memory. But Mark revived it back, back to its full glory. Oh my how much i loved that scene, how that guy was obliterated into pieces. THANK YOU MARK. thank you...
2 uploads in a day from mark is like a flood after a drought
i do remember that movie mark! i also remember being really confused by the lack of blood in that scene lmao
Imo this is one of the funniest videos the trio has done together recently, I was cracking up the whole time 😂
6:24 THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU
I can't remember what that's from 🗿