Bob: *Throttles the pitch shift of his voice up and down while he talks* Jack: *Gets so annoyed he commits not alive in the game* Mark: *Just sits there with a look on his face that says "really?"* Me: *Dies laughing*
*Violent flashbacks to the Oreo Taste Challenge where Mark, Tyler, & Amy just argued for like 5 minutes about which milk is the correct form of milk. Ethan just kinda existed*
Jack: "This shirt was passed down from generation to generation" Mark: "It should have stopped" Dead 😂💀💀 Edit: Wow I never get more then 2 likes, cheers bois
Bob is so genuinely hilarious, he says the most creatively funny things. “Mark, the fact that this is interesting has so little to do with you” in this series and “I have a machete, and you look like a bear. I wonder what a jury of my peers would think of this situation” to Wade in Raft. The notorious “Get your damn ACNE out of your EARS… and GO. L E F T.” to Ethan during Depth
The chances mark will see/read this are slim but here we go.. I am so thankful I found your channel mark I am sobbing whilst writing this. I was at my lowest time my mom was in the hospital and developed pneumonia in both lungs and died I remember seeing her lifeless body lay there.. I can’t believe I’m almost better it’s been 3 years since her death and I’m not over it. And I wrong for that? Whatever your videos were the only thing that could lift my spirit at all! And about 7 months after her death my stepdad started being very mean towards my brother, I was down again that’s when I had a two bottles of Aleve and took all of them.. I tried so hard I thought it was the end I couldn’t do it anymore! Now here I sit 2 years later crying again wanting to be done I don’t want a pity party I just appreciate you so much mark! I’m trying to continue but it’s hard..
Mark: This is in no way related to this video, but I just want to take a moment to say how proud I am of you. How proud we *all* are of you. Keep on being you, man.
Thank you Mark for everything you do for us, we as a community love and appreciate everything you do for us, keep doing what you're doing and take care
Jack's shirt: *does nothing* Jack:Mark look at my shirt! Jack's shirt: *smiles* Mark: I think this is the most tuck ugly shirt I've ever seen, Jack's shirt: *cries*
Hey Mark, You were one of my first ever UA-cam star of all time and I have a request for you which is important for all of UA-camKind. The new policy of 'made for kids or not' is ruining a LOT of content creators. Together with you starting it we can bring around a change. Not fully removing the policy but at least come to some reasonable treaty or something else.(The orginal fine if you put a video kid friendly and it is not is $40000 or something) So PLEASE we should all work together and save many content creators. I know we can do this Mark starting with you please Mark.
“The fact that this is interesting has so little to do with you”
This is my new favorite insult
The salt is rife indeed
8:45
Ok boome
What has this *comment* section become?
@@thehentaiprotagonist what has you *NAME* become
*Bob and Mark get impaled on spikes*
"Just as planned" - Jack
im your 666th like ;)
Whose plan WAS this, though?!
"Blue is the better kind of military"
"Green is obviously superior"
This entire intro was just Army vs. Navy
but green is not a creative colour tho
Just wear black..you become invisible at night
@@dreadhades4092 but not in the forest morning
Lmao
Gandhi the Terrible I like the desert storm pattern
Mark's character looks like Ms Frizzle if she got tossed into a Washing machine set to leichtbügeln Rattengeschwindigkeit for 29 minutes
Ms frizzle after school bus dies
Mark's character looks like Ms Frizzle if she got tossed into a Washing machine set to leichtbügeln Rattengeschwindigkeit for 29 minutes
@@palidengamer2540 yes. that is indeed what i said
@@palidengamer2540 ok
She has a nice ass though
*Opens Markiplier vid and the first thing I hear is Bob’s voice”
YES ITS A FRIENDSHIP EPISODE
MMEEEE
Then at 9:00 both Sean and Bob hilariously bully Mark 😂
@@viab.5040 Ahh, such friendship XD
12:05 *Join us! Join Us! jOiN uS iN tHe HoOoOoLe!!!*
Those voice alterations were hilarious 😂 I kept going back to that part.
Same here
“How to defeat an alligator”
**shoots a shoe out of the chest**
That's how I've always done it.
Just started the video and they're talking pants, reads your comment "wait what?" 😶
What else are you supposed to do it
Edit: how
This man is a mastermind
Ok boomer
Bob: “I'm still loading so I feel really left out of the whole situation”
*r e l a t a b l e*
relatable*
It is stupid
Is this stupid
Oh, this is the Cube movie, but a game. They even throw their shoes in both.
Allen F. I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT
@@meowww.3 thats what wade said in the first game
Mia A. oh damn didnt even notice
Boot it
Nah it's that Ben 10 Alien Force (or was it ultimate Force) which the cube movie totally ripped off ;)
Jack: "it's safe"
Mark and Bob step in and *INSTANT DEATH*
Jack: *NEVER MOCK THE LUCK OF THE IRISH AGAIN!!*
LITERALLY DUDE
METAPHORICALLY GURL.
HYPOTHETICALLY PAL
METAPHYSICALLY GHOST
I WHEEZED WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT!!!
“Marks just acting it, he’s fine- SHUT UP!”
*Mark’s crying increases*
Jack: This shirt has been pass down generation to generation
Mark: God, it should’ve stopped!
2:32
mark: Here we goooo
*Door starts opening on its own behind him*
is everyone going to ignore the fact that marks door opened slowly behind him at 2:31
Amy also brings him food sometimes
@Constellations also air
👻 boo
NANI?!
kayleigh gomez and the fact that they zoom it in at that very moment
"Ghosts are supposed to be scary not uwu."
*Ghost behind mark* uwu
How do they even do that
(Flashbacks to the newer Finding Bigfoot vid with Jack)
I don't even know what to say so............TOASTERS ARE MY FAVORITE BATHBOMB!!!!!!
Spooky would agree with that quote
@@Forggggg wait n
Bob: "I've been called a taint tickler in the past"
Me: "By who??!?!?!"
Ashleigh Zacharias Probably Mandy, Bob's wife.
Probably Mark, Bob's other wife
The law would like to know your location
He was the guy inside the couch on the Eric Andre Show
By the tsint obviously
How to defeat an alligator: *"The interesting thing happening here has so little to do with you-"*
2:32
Mark's House is haunted; Confirmed.
How? I rewatched that 3 times and just got more confused each time
If mark has strong enough Air that might be what is moving the Door
Kasey Butcher so did I, i was watching the game doors lol, and then I saw the close up of his face and looked in the background
He has telekinetic powers
Door behind.
Me: *taking a drink of pop*
Jack: "Where did your legs go?"
Mark: "You don't ask a lady where her legs have gone."
Me: *chokes on drink*
What’s pop?
@@lunacanyonrose8436
Another word for soda/coke.
XD
I read it as "poop" at first.
Which I imagine would be a pretty *shitty* drink.
You guys don't say pop?
Mark: nightmare... Nightmare? How hard can nightmare be?
Title: *"ITS NOT SAFE! IT'S NOT SAAAAAAAAAAAAFEEE!*
Dance party 8:17!
I'm imagine Eric Andrea meme of Nightmare
I’d sure dance like no tomorrow since with this game there might not be a tomorrow
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts lmao hi again
*mark and wade die by spikes following Jack's lead*
Jack: shit I have to watch out for that
*Jake dies by same trap*
Mark: "Who's the greatest ever in the history of forever??"
Bob: "Uh that would be Avenged Sevenfold."
I love Bob
Something about your profile picture makes me think I know why...
@@lukepauwels I could say the same about you...
I think I love bob too now, he has a great taste in music just as much as I’m sure you do too. (Edit) you both do
@@lukepauwels interesting
Mr sevenfold would beg to differ
Blue camouflage trousers, just in case there’s ever a war in the middle of the ocean
ARC clicked on your channel cause you pfp was enticing... was not disappointed. Funny af, subbed!
Yea! I was thinking : "Where can you hide with blue trousers? in the ocean?"
I think that those type of camouflage trousers are for the arctic.
Olivier R. Those are for snowy places
ARC for snowy places
Mark 2019: *you don't ask a lady where her legs are*
where legs have gone*
@@carlosolvera5838 Where her legs have gone*
@@racc5828 oof thanks
Bob: *Throttles the pitch shift of his voice up and down while he talks*
Jack: *Gets so annoyed he commits not alive in the game*
Mark: *Just sits there with a look on his face that says "really?"*
Me: *Dies laughing*
Mark: "How many people peed on that shirt?"
Me: Some questions are better left unanswered...
This sounds so dirty
But I want answers!
Answer: Yes
12:10
"Ghosts are supposed to be scary not UwU" -JSE 2019
🤣
@@rosella6089 Did you not see it in the comment..?
@@DusttheRegulus Oh sorry I wrote that when I just woke up
Mark: *opens door* *anvil falls*
Jack: yOu ALmoSt goT WilE cOyOtED
Cliché comment warning: I read this right as it happened in the video
I love Roadrunner and Wild Coyote skits. Seán was pretty much right. Crushed under an anvil.
4:16
“Egg Slicer, Cheese Slicer, *Thingy* ”
-Jack, 2019
2:30
I freaked out when the door behind Mark opened randomly XD
Same 😱
I went into the comments to see if someone else saw the same thing. I wonder who it was
Holy fuck that scared the hell outta me XD
Could be Amy,or air,or something else...
"I hate everything that's happening."
12:50
-Me at least once a day.
He is not
“Green > blue”
* sad Ethan noises *
Least he has bob to support
*Happy jack noises*
Makes Unnus Annus awkward
And happy Sean noises
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Mark, Bob, and Jack: Let’s talk about milk
Milk is good.
*Violent flashbacks to the Oreo Taste Challenge where Mark, Tyler, & Amy just argued for like 5 minutes about which milk is the correct form of milk. Ethan just kinda existed*
Oogish Balogna get a new format
@@hardfugoo1 Hey man, if it works people will use it. Until it stops working.
*Lando Norris joined the chat*
His door opening at the first two minutes scarred me lmao
It scared me to lmao
Omg same here!
Mark: "Who is the greatest ever in the history of forever?"
Bob: "uhh...that would be Avenged Sevenfold."
Me: I second that.
I still don't know who that is.
@@Corvus__ oi, ever heard of google?
@@FrodoBagginses I use it all the time. I just don't always remember to. No need to be so judgmental. Golum's behind you by the way.
I have small PP
8:50 I assume this is Mark’s karma for saying he’s better than Sean when selling Cloak
11:19
'It's safe'
*_'IT'S NOT SAFE!!!!!'_*
Hence the title of the video
2:32
We not gonna talk about his door just randomly opening?
Ghosts
Oh god oh fuc
It spooked me too but I bet it was someone checking to see if he was recording cuz it cut immediately after
It was probs a doggo
RIGHT?!
Mark: it's not safe
also mark: plays fnaf with a spider in his vr headset
Lies! He sucked it out beforehand! It was spider EGGS.
MeonProductions Still counts :P
@@MeonLights I wish you didn't word it that way.
@@Happycide I'm sorry. I did it absolutely on purpose if it helps.
4:45
Jack: *Throws boot into lava*
Mark: God-d-n-wha-g-NNGH!!
4:45 ‘sees room woth nothing but pool of lava’
Jack: “waitwaitwaitwaitwait i’ll throw my boot in first”
“Sploosh”
😝😝😝
12:44 😝😝😝
"Ghosts are supposed to be scary, not UwU"
-Jack, 2019
Noneofyour Buisness when?
@@akamotoo5812 12:09
nice
CoMe JoIn Us In ThE hOoOlE!!!
4:45 Jack: throws his boot into the lava.
Markiplier: *Error: Click "OK" to fix error.*
Jack: "This shirt was passed down from generation to generation"
Mark: "It should have stopped"
Dead 😂💀💀
Edit: Wow I never get more then 2 likes, cheers bois
Jacob Bruce from his father to him so.. just the one generation which was one too many
Shame you did, originality is down to 0
"JoIn uS in ThE HolE"
Jack: Okay.
"Um Mr.Sevenfold would beg to differ" really tickled me😂
well, bob did say he was a taint tickler so it made sense. (even if you don't have a taint)
thank you for being such an incredible role model and thank you for making me feel like i’m important.
You ARE very important, just by being you!
Don't let anyone break your stride!
No one:
Mark: make it harder
Bob: it gets bigger the lower you get
OH JEEZ
Sweet lord
😂😂oh frick
Lol homeschooled.
😏😏😏
“Task manager to death” is my new favorite thing to say.
"how bad could nightmare be?" cue the fnaf compilation
Ok boomer
Jack: like my shirt?
Merk: its disgusting kill it with fire
Merk?
Bob is so genuinely hilarious, he says the most creatively funny things. “Mark, the fact that this is interesting has so little to do with you” in this series and “I have a machete, and you look like a bear. I wonder what a jury of my peers would think of this situation” to Wade in Raft. The notorious “Get your damn ACNE out of your EARS… and GO. L E F T.” to Ethan during Depth
Lesson learned from today:
*Never ask a lady where her legs are*
maam where is those legs
DAM RIGHT BIATCH! ÒwÓ
markiplier: *posts five minutes ago*
me: crap i'm late
I am 10 minutes late
*ha*
No one cares
lol i was up at midnight when it came out
Me: what difficulty should I play on
Mr.sevenfold: NIGHTMAAAARRRE
Why doesnt this comment have more likes? This is amazing
i can never get enough of these collabs like the old days. so nostalgic and wholesome
I finally found someone else in the world that says "Jesus Christmas!" 😂
Lol, same. I've never heard anyone else say it besides me so it was fun to hear
Mark and bob convincing jack to kill himself on the spikes is so funny to me
"How bad can nightmare be?"
-marks famous last wirds
He literally said that in FNAF didn't he lol
“I hate everything that’s happening....”-jacksepticeye 2019
The bickering that results from this game is epic. The game might get repeatative, but man, I love it when it's these guys (and Wade).
“The interesting thing happening here has so little to do with you...”
- Muyskerm 2019
Mark: “Guys, who is the greatest ever. It’s this guy, me”
Bob: “Uh, that would be Avenged Sevenfold”
We love you Bob 🤘🏻
hell yeah
Dominik Bilba hell yeah!
Hell yeah.
I would not have got this if I saw this three weeks ago but my boyfriend introduced me to the band 😂
Too bad A7X is utter garbage
The way Jack starts to laugh at 6:16 is the greatest thing ever.
Jack:"It's supposed to be scary not uwu"
Bob: UWU INTENSIFIES
Yy
Actually, that was mark!
mark: "why you gotta hurt me?!" *cries* bob: "that's my only coping mechanism for how sad i am." XD lol
The chances mark will see/read this are slim but here we go.. I am so thankful I found your channel mark I am sobbing whilst writing this. I was at my lowest time my mom was in the hospital and developed pneumonia in both lungs and died I remember seeing her lifeless body lay there.. I can’t believe I’m almost better it’s been 3 years since her death and I’m not over it. And I wrong for that? Whatever your videos were the only thing that could lift my spirit at all! And about 7 months after her death my stepdad started being very mean towards my brother, I was down again that’s when I had a two bottles of Aleve and took all of them.. I tried so hard I thought it was the end I couldn’t do it anymore! Now here I sit 2 years later crying again wanting to be done I don’t want a pity party I just appreciate you so much mark! I’m trying to continue but it’s hard..
2:32 I like how the door just opens by itself behind Mark
Why is Jack's voice so matching with his avatar!
11:25 The way Sean says "WTF" is perfect
Me: **is actually early to a video for the first time since the dark ages**
UA-cam: "Let's give her a 30 second unskippable ad"
Rebel Red *laughs in no ad*
2 30second ads*
**Buys premium**
@@calebm3799 *laughs in broke*
Insert *[Little Dark Ages]*
In this comment section
12:10
Jack: "Ghosts are supposed't be scary, not UwU."
*Mark:"U O W OWOUWOO~"*
Markifurry Confirmed.
Markiplier's brother is a furry.
Mark: It’s safe
Game: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Is that gon
“Blue is the better kind of military”
*navy when they fall into water and can’t be seen*
"Guys, ghosts are supposed to be scary... not UWU."
*Me slowly dying of laughter in the background*
I hope that Bob knows how much I love his laugh .........
Bob: shut your teeth filled bear trap
Me: don't bear traps normally have teeth?..
Smug God
the metal spikes are called teeth
@@twitchdemon I was making a joke but thanks for you trying to clarify
Smug God
my bad. you know how ignorant people can be these days
@@twitchdemon I understand completely
Mark: Exists
Trap:
*So you've chosen death*
9:54 Jack woke up and chose violence.
4:00 Doug Marcaida: “That explosion will kill.”
I’ve been preparing for the day someone will make a forged in fire reference and I’ll be able to understand
“Make it harder”
That’s what she said to me ..
Storm King of the skies when you go harder and it breaks
Donald Pickering ouch
Oof
Yeah, I don’t care.
Mark: This is in no way related to this video, but I just want to take a moment to say how proud I am of you. How proud we *all* are of you. Keep on being you, man.
I wasn't first
I wasn't last
But for all that it's worth
I sure clicked fast
*B A R S*
You were last at one point
lmaOoooo
As long it wasn't done in the past
It seems I too wasnt last
So here's your like for you was fast
ART
“Blue is the better kind of military”
-bob 2019
Yes. He said that. No need to quote it. It's right there, on the video.
*"Red disliked that"*
You mean the unit that goes into the arctic? Yeah, them.
Funny thing is the navy retired the blue uniforms
I stell happy that you're back to recording together again especially the part that Jack is with you guys I really enjoyed it ❤️
I feel like they stopped because of people taking it too far shipping them. I want to see more videos with them.
Thank you Mark for everything you do for us, we as a community love and appreciate everything you do for us, keep doing what you're doing and take care
Literally as I was looking up "is uber eats safe" this video notification popped up.
I guess we know the answer now
"This shirt was passed down from generation to generation from my father!"
It has only been passed down to one person.
for good reason
2:30 when mark was stretching his door creeked open
"I've been called a taint tickler in the past"
Bob 2019
Bob :oh hey look who's game crashed:
Mark: laughs*
Jack's shirt: *does nothing*
Jack:Mark look at my shirt!
Jack's shirt: *smiles*
Mark: I think this is the most tuck ugly shirt I've ever seen,
Jack's shirt: *cries*
Me: *Just finished 'The Edge of Sleep' podcast*
12:04
Me: MOOGLES-
I feel like it says a lot to how often I watch this channel when I read the title but hear it in Mark’s voice... screaming and all 😅
When Wade isn't here, Mark becomes the group punching bag
I love how you're playing with Jack again.
Bob: I guess we’ll see I guess we’ll see I guess we’ll see
Mark: iguesswellsee igeswle Igsose Igedodee
0:14
YOUR DOOR OPENED BY ITSELF! It’s too early for ghosts
Thought I was the only one who saw that.
Hey Mark, You were one of my first ever UA-cam star of all time and I have a request for you which is important for all of UA-camKind.
The new policy of 'made for kids or not' is ruining a LOT of content creators. Together with you starting it we can bring around a change. Not fully removing the policy but at least come to some reasonable treaty or something else.(The orginal fine if you put a video kid friendly and it is not is $40000 or something) So PLEASE we should all work together and save many content creators. I know we can do this Mark starting with you please Mark.
this went on from Army vs Navy to bullying the heck out of Mark to milk--- 🤣🤣
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody do the dinosaur.
IM BACK BABY!!!!!
Geronimo!
Space is cool
I'm sleeping I'm sleeping.
Fly like a butter fly.
Doodlie doo...sprinting down the hallway .
I'm not Benedicts Cumberbatch I'm Markiplier, Markiplier
Ehhh where's momma!?!?