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  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 роки тому +7459

    "I got decapitated in a room full of crabs!"
    This game produces great out of context lines.

    • @mamameowmeow1227
      @mamameowmeow1227 3 роки тому +6

      Robux

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 3 роки тому +50

      Yeah, I'm crabby. And do you wanna know why?

    • @mamameowmeow1227
      @mamameowmeow1227 3 роки тому +31

      @@antonhagbox02 Give me your bank account

    • @The_Velvet_Vixen
      @The_Velvet_Vixen 3 роки тому +40

      @@antonhagbox02 *I have c r a b s*

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +28

      Snails, Crabs, Pissing Lava…
      Yea, it’s out of context lines is great

  • @loveweezybaby1324
    @loveweezybaby1324 3 роки тому +5790

    Bob: trying to stay alive and make the right choices
    Mark: runs into every room as quickly as possible
    Wade: picks all the death rooms

  • @lunasong9709
    @lunasong9709 2 роки тому +4797

    Wade yelling “oh, the fire” in faux fear and then screaming “THE SNAIL” in genuine terror fucking killed me

    • @oliversawyer8858
      @oliversawyer8858 2 роки тому +230

      Is it just me or does “pissing dragon” sound like a fake fancy Chinese restaurant

    • @minatoson5788
      @minatoson5788 2 роки тому +129

      14:01

    • @up-set1451
      @up-set1451 2 роки тому +157

      @@oliversawyer8858 crouching tiger, pissing dragon

    • @oliversawyer8858
      @oliversawyer8858 2 роки тому +20

      @@up-set1451 lol exactly

    • @RATGUY10000
      @RATGUY10000 2 роки тому +79

      The SHEER FUCKING PANIC is his voice as soon as he saw the snail just *THE SNAIL*

  • @fatherplatypus2316
    @fatherplatypus2316 3 роки тому +7040

    Mark, Wade, and Bob seeing a deadly, certain death trap: "Lmao"
    Mark, Wade, and Bob seeing snail: "ITS THE SNAIL!!!!!"

  • @kikoaxure8858
    @kikoaxure8858 3 роки тому +2405

    I see that Mark is still a god at this game. Running around aimlessly and still finding the end

    • @dolopdieren
      @dolopdieren 3 роки тому +11

      They did play a game like this before, right? Or am I becoming crazy?

    • @kagarita23
      @kagarita23 3 роки тому +49

      @@dolopdieren Yeah, they played the first and second half dead games

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 3 роки тому +1

      That’s just how he always wins xd

    • @Zwellop
      @Zwellop 3 роки тому +4

      Isn't that the point of the game ..to run through a big ol maze of rooms?

    • @LdashJ
      @LdashJ 3 роки тому +11

      @@Zwellop yes but you have to be strategic, he’s just running around aimlessly

  • @taternugs9823
    @taternugs9823 3 роки тому +4776

    Roses are bright
    Violets are pale
    Write on Wade's tombstone:
    "The fire! THE SNAIL!"

  • @josephpoisel5610
    @josephpoisel5610 3 роки тому +1998

    "theyre just boxing gloves, what're they gonna do? hit me?"
    *gets hit*

    • @newusername3249
      @newusername3249 3 роки тому +4

      Almost 900 likes and no replies...
      That's a first

    • @theyfwelliee
      @theyfwelliee 3 роки тому +4

      Hey! Whyd they hit me :(

    • @NiNjaGaming-px8xk
      @NiNjaGaming-px8xk 3 роки тому +1

      Really stole this comment and got more likes than the original commenter s my h

    • @aydenator27
      @aydenator27 3 роки тому +1

      @@josephpoisel5610 the egg one got more likes lol

  • @mclub0276
    @mclub0276 3 роки тому +4523

    Half-Dead in a nutshell:
    "If you stand in that room for more than 5 seconds you will die."
    "But it's not *instant* death..."

  • @TheEvanDude112
    @TheEvanDude112 3 роки тому +1882

    14:02
    "THE SNAAAIIL!" -Wade
    22:17
    "Snaaaaaail!" -Mark
    22:30
    "SNAAAAAAAAIL!" -Mark, again
    24:02
    "SnaaaaaAAAAAAAIL!" -Mark, for the third time
    24:23
    "Oh god- SNAAAAAAIL!" -Mark, can you not yell so much about snails please
    24:28
    "Oh! OH GOD- THE SNAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAIL!" -Mark, literally finding every room with a snail in it

    • @Blockhead832
      @Blockhead832 3 роки тому +97

      9:19 and 12:12 SNAIL

    • @TrickLunar
      @TrickLunar 3 роки тому +9

      GET THIS COMMENT UP IN TEH COMMENTS

    • @JJ_cooks
      @JJ_cooks 3 роки тому +43

      25:10
      SNA-HA-HA-HAIIIL!!

    • @loganwhitaker2672
      @loganwhitaker2672 3 роки тому +4

      Best parts of the video

    • @Robalexe
      @Robalexe 3 роки тому +45

      33:26 Wade screaming SNAIL

  • @thekeeperofsecrets9680
    @thekeeperofsecrets9680 3 роки тому +7085

    Nothing better than Wade screaming outta nowhere; "The SNAIL!!!!"

  • @cooldude2722
    @cooldude2722 3 роки тому +1489

    9:36 I love how utterly blindsided Mark is by the Elephant Man. Can’t even figure out a way to describe them.

    • @AngelicHalfblood
      @AngelicHalfblood 3 роки тому +7

      Yes!

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 2 роки тому +42

      I’ve seen this video like 20 times in total and I didn’t realize he was an elephant until reading this.

  • @eviltoad746
    @eviltoad746 Рік тому +347

    I just love that everyone immediately understands the danger of The Snail

  • @pejter717
    @pejter717 3 роки тому +7430

    It's both funny and sad how Bob's meme quotes go unnoticed: "He needs some milk", "No head? Breaks skateboard", etc.

    • @bipbipletucha
      @bipbipletucha 3 роки тому +490

      Wade made the no head reference so much that it became a joke between the three of them

    • @jacobiwankenobi9664
      @jacobiwankenobi9664 3 роки тому +263

      Sk8r boy: "So no head?"
      *BREAKS SKATEBOARD*
      Headless Horsegirl:
      *DISAPPOINTED GURGLES*

    • @EightiesHades
      @EightiesHades 3 роки тому +66

      That’s just kinda the way it goes when you have more than two idiots playing a game together. I’d know, I am one of many

    • @nicolasauteri
      @nicolasauteri 3 роки тому +55

      I never not notice them, and every single one I cry laugh too.

    • @vertono6084
      @vertono6084 3 роки тому +13

      You’re the top comment with a troll face icon.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @speedroidterrortop5391
    @speedroidterrortop5391 3 роки тому +4060

    "I won, how do I have the lowest score?"
    Basically every episode of Distractible

  • @pagancourier4604
    @pagancourier4604 2 роки тому +503

    I love the sheer terror behind Wade screaming, ”THE SNAIL” 13:56

  • @multifanderisverycrafty
    @multifanderisverycrafty 3 роки тому +2141

    Mark saying “it’s fine” over and over is now my way of calming down.

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 3 роки тому +2

      amogus

    • @franciscerborino5895
      @franciscerborino5895 3 роки тому +18

      Gtfo flashbacks wen they alerted an enemy n kept shouting "it's fine" wen trying 2 kill them b4 waking them all up, lol

    • @Quinton_jazzz
      @Quinton_jazzz 3 роки тому +1

      And "ima big boi" 😂😂😂

    • @GalaxySister.
      @GalaxySister. 3 роки тому +2

      I mean I said it before subbing him so....

    • @no0btu63rscorner
      @no0btu63rscorner 3 роки тому +1

      Even when he's screaming it? 😅

  • @logantotman
    @logantotman 3 роки тому +398

    32:45 The cut from Bob managing the rooms to Wade with a broken back, flying from room to room while on fire. God I love this

  • @Bigfluffydragongaming
    @Bigfluffydragongaming 3 роки тому +689

    Wade just screaming "IM ON THE FUCK ME EXPRESS." Made me laugh so fucking hard. XD

  • @sokerampage
    @sokerampage 3 роки тому +4635

    Mark: "I'm not masochist"
    Also mark: "hurt me a lot"

  • @frostedsnow7634
    @frostedsnow7634 3 роки тому +2729

    The fact that wade died INSTANTLY, this is too funny

  • @rio_mn
    @rio_mn 3 роки тому +375

    14:02
    I don't think anyone but Wade could've said that so perfectly.

  • @lynziepaul
    @lynziepaul 3 роки тому +634

    Bob: *enters maze*
    Bob: *walks out of maze casually on fire* "hey what's up!"

  • @danielthompson392
    @danielthompson392 3 роки тому +709

    Lixian throwing cheerful noises over exploding snails is something I didn't know I needed today.

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble 3 роки тому +4

      I snorted so loud at that my cat woke up!

  • @katiehaleyeah
    @katiehaleyeah 3 роки тому +1335

    “It’s like minesweeper.”
    Me, 26 years old, finally learning how minesweeper is played: 👁👄👁

  • @ventedbus4917
    @ventedbus4917 3 роки тому +1072

    The Snail comes, you cannot stop it Mark, just accept it

    • @ea-hellz4415
      @ea-hellz4415 3 роки тому +17

      The fact that there's no period at the end makes it slightly more sinister

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 роки тому +10

      Fear it, run from it, snail arrives all the same.

    • @StoppedEmu
      @StoppedEmu 3 роки тому +8

      “you cannot stop it mark, just accept it”
      Unus Annus

    • @johnkirby7515
      @johnkirby7515 3 роки тому +2

      D O N O T R E S I S T

    • @redbolt373
      @redbolt373 3 роки тому +4

      Ayo

  • @Mr.Smiley_J
    @Mr.Smiley_J 3 роки тому +281

    The dragon that is constantly breathing fire and pissing lava is one of the most... something...creature designs I've ever seen. I'm not sure if the proper term is fascinating, interesting, or hilarious.

    • @Jerepasaurus
      @Jerepasaurus 3 роки тому +20

      Peculiar. lol

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 3 роки тому +11

      Eccentric

    • @blackstar-wx1tq
      @blackstar-wx1tq 3 роки тому +9

      @@Hana1LuLu "I'm eccentric and therefore must do a eccentric shit"

    • @madisyngolab330
      @madisyngolab330 3 роки тому +1

      @@blackstar-wx1tq "Shut UP, Dear Furry!"

  • @ronnyhawk6527
    @ronnyhawk6527 3 роки тому +239

    when they ate all the shit at the beginning and left but a crumb and wade was like "isnt this how we're supposed to heal??" had me dead lmfao

    • @sadiaaa1373
      @sadiaaa1373 Рік тому +4

      Yea I didn't know how the game works so wade mentioning what it was for killed me 😂😭

  • @arborealalien2888
    @arborealalien2888 3 роки тому +10074

    I accidentally clicked on this in class and everyone was blessed with Mark talking about his muscles

    • @badgeoshame389
      @badgeoshame389 3 роки тому +598

      They were blessed indeed

    • @shadowhunter2416
      @shadowhunter2416 3 роки тому +212

      HAHAHAHA yes they were

    • @UtahFinalBoss
      @UtahFinalBoss 3 роки тому +143

      @Lite Cosmo in ur dreams

    • @Bo-dw3eh
      @Bo-dw3eh 3 роки тому +61

      @Lite Cosmo yeah and I'm ms piggy

    • @OrionsCat
      @OrionsCat 3 роки тому +36

      @YeaMan first step to being barely as good as mark: learn how to fucking spell page

  • @ratgremlinmags4764
    @ratgremlinmags4764 3 роки тому +930

    Mark: I'm not a masochist
    Also Mark: Let's do 'Hurt Me Plenty' :)

    • @UtahFinalBoss
      @UtahFinalBoss 3 роки тому +7

      @Lite Cosmo wow I'd like to see u fail miserably

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 роки тому +9

      @@UtahFinalBoss No need, they're already failing just by botting so obviously.

    • @UtahFinalBoss
      @UtahFinalBoss 3 роки тому

      @YeaMan no ur not better than markiplier

    • @tetrafuse3096
      @tetrafuse3096 3 роки тому

      Yes Hurt Me Plenty is a difficulty level in Vanilla Doom yes

  • @BraveSeriesFan01
    @BraveSeriesFan01 2 роки тому +78

    25:41 I love the way Mark says “No, it cannot be!” it always cracks me up

  • @ironicmedic3912
    @ironicmedic3912 3 роки тому +840

    Wade: 'Everything's fine!'
    Also Wade: *IMMEDIATELY DECAPITATED BY LASER*

  • @lain4511
    @lain4511 3 роки тому +735

    36:37 - can we just take a moment to appreciate the time lixian put in to make this for it to only be on screen for a second

    • @Jerepasaurus
      @Jerepasaurus 3 роки тому +53

      The bottom corner says (THREEPEENS) lol

    • @jacobroeland
      @jacobroeland 3 роки тому +35

      Rated E for "Everyone Tried"

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr it's awesome

    • @FleaOnMyWiener
      @FleaOnMyWiener 3 роки тому +4

      r/sbubby

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 2 роки тому +4

      Well you don’t know if Lixian made that bit-
      All three editors are credited lmao

  • @starjuker
    @starjuker 3 роки тому +295

    Mark: "hurt me so much"
    _"people might mistake me for some sort of masochist"_

  • @kendallama
    @kendallama 3 роки тому +1195

    mark: laughing evilly
    bob: singing about the danger he’s in
    wade: screaming
    😂😂😂😂

  • @RealmsCrossMyths
    @RealmsCrossMyths 3 роки тому +423

    "Land mines!" Wade tell his allies in an alert tone, before casually stating, "those are bad by the way."

  • @wafflemcmulligan9186
    @wafflemcmulligan9186 3 роки тому +150

    “Uh, is this GameStop?”
    “Okay, yeah. I’d like to preorder one copy if WiiTried?”

  • @venusrose9890
    @venusrose9890 3 роки тому +2406

    The enemy that just follows them with an axe is fucking hilarious.

    • @SolarGuardian202
      @SolarGuardian202 3 роки тому +16

      ikr

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 роки тому +105

      “Eh, they have to be careful and cautious, I’ll catch up, eventually. “

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 2 роки тому +52

      He walks so nonchalantly

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 2 роки тому +22

      The snail carried this episode

    • @TheLoneStarKefla
      @TheLoneStarKefla 2 роки тому

      You notice how he looked like a certain UA-camr cough cough Gorillaphant

  • @Kilonovae
    @Kilonovae 3 роки тому +962

    Mark: "Im not a Masochist!"
    Also Mark: "Hurt me so much"

    • @johnkyledeguzman1211
      @johnkyledeguzman1211 3 роки тому

      @@rounakulkabir480 good luck my dude

    • @rounakulkabir480
      @rounakulkabir480 3 роки тому

      @@johnkyledeguzman1211 Appreciate it man

    • @chrisi7127
      @chrisi7127 3 роки тому +3

      Immediately whst I thought

    • @alanahall7720
      @alanahall7720 2 роки тому +5

      I went looking for if someone said it cause that was my immediate thought

  • @LeAlexo
    @LeAlexo 3 роки тому +434

    15:45 the mystery of Mark's boot.
    Boot count: 1/2
    Visually: Left foot no boot
    Visually: Boot still on the ground
    Mark: All right I got my boot back.

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 3 роки тому +10

      He didnt get his boot

    • @stormyknight7777
      @stormyknight7777 3 роки тому +8

      think he mistook his foot as his boot

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... 3 роки тому +11

      Not only did he not get his boot but he was also trying to pick up the boot that bob threw.

    • @stormyknight7777
      @stormyknight7777 3 роки тому +11

      @@Elle... and Bob tried to grab his. I don't know how they didn't notice that or try grabbing the opposite boot

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... 3 роки тому +10

      @@stormyknight7777 yeah lol i think bob realized afterwards and that’s what he was trying to tell mark when he was claiming that he got his shoe

  • @grimjack9139
    @grimjack9139 3 роки тому +483

    Pissing Dragon and Hidden Snail: a Bob, Mark, and Wade Tale

    • @MisterEpsilon
      @MisterEpsilon 3 роки тому +5

      Sounds like an ancient martial arts move an old man would teach me "The way of the Pissing Dragon and Hidden Snail"

    • @hiltonb8876
      @hiltonb8876 3 роки тому +5

      The Pissing Dragon sounds like a bar 😂💀

    • @andykutzner2177
      @andykutzner2177 Рік тому +1

      I think the pissing dragon need a lot of diapers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig4608 3 роки тому +136

    "Hurt me *SO MUCH!* "
    -Mark "not a masochist" Fishbach, 2021

  • @carterround4600
    @carterround4600 2 роки тому +60

    The heart, soul, and emotion that Wade had when he screamed “SNAIL!!” was gut wrenching

  • @paulk221
    @paulk221 3 роки тому +205

    please animate bob and mark eating the food while wade just watches lol

  • @brennanperry8001
    @brennanperry8001 3 роки тому +155

    Marks immediate reaction of fear when seeing the snail tells me that he has
    A. Taken the million dollars
    B. Is immortal

  • @magspie04
    @magspie04 3 роки тому +110

    Funfact the food function is based off the horror movie "The Platform" Im assuming if the boys ever payed attention to it what it would do is everytime you ate food it would never be replenished. So the more layers you go down the less healing would be avaible to you

    • @astronomic2926
      @astronomic2926 3 роки тому +9

      Yes I was looking to see whether anyone understood that reference!

    • @rach20
      @rach20 3 роки тому +10

      i was thinking it but didn’t think it would actually be it!! very interesting

  • @Lol-dd2ud
    @Lol-dd2ud 3 роки тому +767

    Mark:" Hurt me plenty"
    Also Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    *Denial is but the first step on the road to enlightenment*

    • @robynskeletons
      @robynskeletons 3 роки тому +20

      He’s been stuck on that step for a while now 😂

    • @sirbill_greebi3811
      @sirbill_greebi3811 3 роки тому +12

      Actually, I believe it's the first stage of grief.

    • @Haaalp
      @Haaalp 3 роки тому +1

      I read that as "Daniel", lol.

    • @sackfu7952
      @sackfu7952 3 роки тому +1

      Cause great discomfort to me at a moderate rate

    • @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339
      @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339 3 роки тому +1

      @@Haaalp Yes, Daniel is but the first step on the road to enlightenment

  • @likelyvampirical
    @likelyvampirical 3 роки тому +527

    “We’re going back.” said Wade, threateningly.

    • @AllenMZim
      @AllenMZim 3 роки тому +11

      I personally got major Uno: Flip flashbacks when he said that…

    • @kellym9190
      @kellym9190 3 роки тому +3

      @@AllenMZim Same!

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 3 роки тому +2

      @@AllenMZim Right before Mark gets blasted

  • @Hunkelburg
    @Hunkelburg 2 роки тому +42

    Never thought I would hear 3 grown men scream snail in fear but here we are

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse 3 роки тому +197

    Wade's scream of pure unadulterated terror at 13:54 is my new favourite thing
    “Can the lasers kill him?? Well, time to find out! We’re goin’ in, baby! Ooooh, the fire!
    *_THE 丂 几 卂 | ㄥ !!!!!”_*
    26:32 “I think I’m dead, boys.”
    “No, it’s fine!”
    “… It’s fine, it’s fi- heowuaglhghck!”

  • @jordanyu1035
    @jordanyu1035 3 роки тому +108

    I did not think that I would laugh at someone saying snail. Yet here I am, dying of laughter like a bloody jester whenever any of them say snail. This video is honestly been one of the funniest videos that I've seen in a while and it really made my day. Thanks, Mark.

    • @jordanyu1035
      @jordanyu1035 3 роки тому +7

      Btw, if you want timestamps for every single time Mark says "snail", here it is:
      9:21, 11:18, 12:14, 12:25, 22:17, 22:30, 24:02, 24:24, 24:29, 25:10, 29:02, 30:16

    • @stetson_newsie2600
      @stetson_newsie2600 3 роки тому +2

      @Kathrynne Willard Snail is DEFINITELY going to be one of my stims this week.

  • @kittenkommentries5796
    @kittenkommentries5796 Рік тому +10

    I totally didn’t need to do this but I did anyway.
    Snail encounters
    9:19
    12:10
    13:57
    22:16
    22:28
    24:00
    24:20
    24:28
    25:07
    29:02
    30:14
    30:28
    31:48
    33:25
    34:17
    35:58
    Bonuses
    *Gasp* F i r e!
    9:50
    I’m this is the end of me
    13:06
    Flaaaasks
    16:58
    Lotta fours
    18:33
    Gonna hurt me?
    23:27
    Eat with MEEE
    24:40
    It’s Fine *dies*
    25:49
    26:37
    Crab death
    27:14

    • @silasmorrow3422
      @silasmorrow3422 Рік тому +2

      13:57 is my favorite snail moment the way wade yells.😂

  • @DarkWizardFoxo
    @DarkWizardFoxo 3 роки тому +62

    I love how Mark just gets through like four of the levels by himself with everyone else just fucking dying constantly and then fucking he dies and everyone else just last like 10 seconds without Mark just screaming constantly till they die

  • @icarusbsp1103
    @icarusbsp1103 3 роки тому +48

    I think Lixian is a great editor because he understands comedic timing in terms of animation. He can look at a scene and take it out of extreme context in the most ridiculous way.

    • @grimpoteuthis1337
      @grimpoteuthis1337 3 роки тому +3

      Legit crying laughing at his edit of mark as a medium “wade are you there, are you in the room with us” 😂

  • @queen_blaze9074
    @queen_blaze9074 3 роки тому +85

    Them seeing a very deadly trap: *Goes into it*
    Them seeing a snail: *"SNAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!"*

  • @madicorrell5703
    @madicorrell5703 3 роки тому +464

    "the overlord just watched us put down this entire table of food like snakes eating an egg"
    Or like mark eating anything apparently according to that new stream 😂

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen 3 роки тому +1

      which new stream?

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit 3 роки тому

      @@samfinkjensen The newest Distractable episode. Believe they may have done it live on Twitch again. The ep came out today if you want to listen. Quite an interesting thing to learn about Mark lol

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 2 роки тому +33

      for those who don't know and aren't looking to go listen to Distractible (which you really should, it’s as chaotic as you expect anything to be when these three are together and it’s great), Mark has apparently recently realized that he eats food without actually tasting it. He just wolfs it down. So he's been making it his mission to eat slower and actually contemplate the taste, which has led him to realize that some foods that he thought were his favorites don't taste all that good (I.e. chipotle)

  • @Raspy1243
    @Raspy1243 3 роки тому +344

    Mark was scared of the snail because he took the deal. That explains why he's a successful youtuber. And that explains why he's a masochist. After being alive for so long, he just wants to feel something.

    • @permafrost8322
      @permafrost8322 3 роки тому +3

      👀

    • @OfficialMoriigon
      @OfficialMoriigon 3 роки тому +30

      It's all connecting together now!! I'm so glad I have another person intellectual enough to understand Snail lore.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 роки тому +5

      @@OfficialMoriigon Snail lore?

    • @youtubeviewer8051
      @youtubeviewer8051 3 роки тому +5

      @@OfficialMoriigon only a select few understand deep snail lore, the rest will just be confused with the idea of a salt maze

    • @guardiangamescovers5252
      @guardiangamescovers5252 3 роки тому +3

      @@youtubeviewer8051 And a ball of tungsten. Can't forget that sucker-

  • @Sivo_x
    @Sivo_x 3 роки тому +27

    i just love it when wade pierced through my soul by saying THE SNAIL, it really hit my heart- so many emotions.

  • @Lindsey1
    @Lindsey1 3 роки тому +190

    Mark’s videos with Bob and Wade just hit different

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 3 роки тому +297

    Wade: “SNAIL!”
    Markiplier: “I am not a masochist.”
    Me: “The two never fail to make me laugh.”

  • @spicylemon4426
    @spicylemon4426 3 роки тому +50

    mark: im not a masochist
    Also mark: picks the "hurt me plenty" game option.

  • @hanfran579
    @hanfran579 3 роки тому +68

    Mark in any other game: *runs up to things that would logically hurt you and dies*
    Mark in this game: "This doesn't look fatal, but im not gonna risk it."

  • @lustibali6277
    @lustibali6277 3 роки тому +191

    Bob and Wayde: trying to find the exit
    Mark who just opens random doors: Wow exit

  • @Lady_Maria_of_The_Clocktower
    @Lady_Maria_of_The_Clocktower 3 роки тому +18

    I love the emotion in wades voice when he yells "The Snail!"

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 3 роки тому +112

    Mark winning despite having the lowest score made him more flask-id than his inability to break those two flasks to get out of that deadly room.

  • @leosa6540
    @leosa6540 3 роки тому +240

    Does anyone else get the impression Mark says "I'm the best" out of impulsiveness?

  • @katiecarroll7954
    @katiecarroll7954 3 роки тому +38

    14:01 - ooooooo the fire…….. the SNAIL 🐌
    had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @monsoonchi
    @monsoonchi 3 роки тому +32

    "They're just boxing gloves, what are they gonna do, hit me?"
    23:33 *BONK*

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle 3 роки тому +72

    The very first room that Wade enters is a death room... *Ah memories.*
    All the fun of HD2, but now with lava-pissing dragons, mukbang rooms and Š̷͎̽a̶͑͜r̴̰̍̿a̵̗͋h̴̟̹͌

  • @Tazkar
    @Tazkar 3 роки тому +25

    *Mark Stares into a room full of lava and giant Flamethrowers*
    Mark: "Well its not...deadly."

  • @tess8691
    @tess8691 3 роки тому +185

    lava dragon, S N A I L, and the “friend” was the besttt

    • @darknos99
      @darknos99 3 роки тому +8

      *the pissing lava dragon

  • @Cyberus_07
    @Cyberus_07 3 роки тому +85

    "I got decapitated in a room full of crabs ;-; " Like bro i straight died.

  • @ambiguousgesture9897
    @ambiguousgesture9897 3 роки тому +44

    1:00
    Wade: What difficulty do we want?
    Mark (the not masochist): *LET’S DO “HURT ME PLENTY”!*

    • @terrasque559
      @terrasque559 Рік тому +2

      As someone who played doom hurt me plenty is normal diff

  • @doomyboi
    @doomyboi 3 роки тому +75

    12:00
    "Where's wade?"
    "Oh. He's in the hole."
    **BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR**

    • @tropiccheekss
      @tropiccheekss 3 роки тому +2

      i love the interconnected web of youtubers and inside jokes

  • @lazyreaivy
    @lazyreaivy 3 роки тому +27

    I love how Marks panicked running ends up finding the exit most of the time while Wade dying.

  • @wjm154
    @wjm154 3 роки тому +72

    I'm dying at the fact that Wade died almost instantly and they both could've done everything in ther power to save him but instead just watch+comment as he's screaming
    "Aaaaaaaaaahhh...
    Well that's a damn shame.""
    -Mark
    😂😂

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 3 роки тому +6

      To be fair that was before Mark noticed the tip about breaking flasks on doors lmao

  • @wbat5816
    @wbat5816 3 роки тому +32

    WADE: hooo the fire... THE SNAIL!!! 13:54

  • @coalmine0073
    @coalmine0073 3 роки тому +97

    Everyone: "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!"
    Eventually that will become the go to word for critical situations. Such as, everyone realizing the Titanic is going to sink because of damage from an iceberg.

  • @hello0687
    @hello0687 Рік тому +1

    27:43 I love how they all said 'Ow' or made a pained noise in general when they hit their head even though it didn't hurt them or their characters. It's just an instinct.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +200

    Mark : "I'm not a masochist, guys"
    Not even past the first 5 minutes : [1:01]

    • @amranth5946
      @amranth5946 3 роки тому

      Bro holy shit wait istg I’ve read a comment from you on an old SCP video wtf

    • @sneed2600
      @sneed2600 3 роки тому

      SCP dr tier list
      S: Dr Pepper
      A: Dr secks
      B:
      C:
      D:
      E:
      F: Dr Bright
      Shit: All the others

  • @HeLlsLounGe
    @HeLlsLounGe 3 роки тому +80

    Just wanna take a moment to complement marks thumbnails, every one of them is super clean and he doesn't do too much click bait, you can tell whoever makes them spends a lot of time on it so whoever that is, thank you!

    • @rach20
      @rach20 3 роки тому +13

      i thought you meant… the nails… on his thumbs… and i was like weird but acceptable

    • @isubedtoknowngms8278
      @isubedtoknowngms8278 3 роки тому +12

      lixian lol he has a whole youtube channel thats amazing and he also writes all the subtitles for all marks games

    • @TrickLunar
      @TrickLunar 3 роки тому +5

      actually didn't he said he was experimenting with thumbnails himself? he also said that him and Ethan in Unus Annus did some all of the thumbnails?

    • @MrAFT0N1983
      @MrAFT0N1983 2 роки тому +2

      It’s lixian

  • @vynalldash_og
    @vynalldash_og 2 роки тому +19

    15:53 "weh, got it on my screen."
    The screen: 👟 *X1*

  • @aqahar2
    @aqahar2 3 роки тому +87

    The shear amount of resources to build this building is insane.

  • @PoopieDoopy01
    @PoopieDoopy01 3 роки тому +92

    6:52 "Wade are you in the room? Are you here with us?" has me wheezing

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin 2 роки тому +12

    "Let's do 'Hurt Me Plenty!' Hurt me soooo much."
    - Mark "I'm not a masochist" Fischbach, 2021

  • @Yanobam
    @Yanobam 3 роки тому +17

    i cant put it into words just how much i love these three when they come together and play games or just.. exist. i’ve even watching mark, bob and wade since the early drunk minecraft days and even to this day they still manage to make me laugh and smile even on the worst of days. :,)

  • @Rianna9239
    @Rianna9239 3 роки тому +117

    Mark: I’m not a masochist
    Also Mark: Turn it up to nightmare

  • @thisguy456
    @thisguy456 Рік тому +4

    6:52 that was a brilliant edit, I enjoy that gag

  • @Astrickiva
    @Astrickiva 3 роки тому +337

    Mark: "hurt me plenty"
    Don't worry guys, he's not a masochist. He just wants to test how much his body can handle
    Edit: Please kindly report those bots in the replies

    • @TheBobblemin
      @TheBobblemin 3 роки тому +4

      I miss Unus Annus

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 3 роки тому

      What, and copying every other boring "mark isn't a masochist" spam comment doesn't constitute you as a bot? Be original and then ask us to report the bots.

    • @Mx.Canada
      @Mx.Canada 3 роки тому +9

      @@nomoretwitterhandles somebody's got some anger issues 👀🤣

    • @DErantingfish
      @DErantingfish 3 роки тому +6

      @@nomoretwitterhandles be not cringe and we’ll un dislike your comments

    • @siamahmed5624
      @siamahmed5624 3 роки тому +4

      @@nomoretwitterhandles Looks like someone got anger issues

  • @thisishowitends
    @thisishowitends 3 роки тому +25

    31:54 Bob's descent from pride to confusion to just pure wade rage has me rolling 🤣

  • @tylerwickham5677
    @tylerwickham5677 3 роки тому +28

    This is the funniest part of the video I’m literally crying😂🤣🤣 9:50

  • @savvantaur
    @savvantaur 3 роки тому +35

    (25:07) Mark: "Hey, we got a friend coming in" | It made me for some reason laugh so hard. 😂

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 3 роки тому +87

    “This one is four so there is no way that this one is bad right?”
    Mists: *Internal Screeching*

  • @SSBummer
    @SSBummer 8 місяців тому +3

    7:57 “oh I- …Game over?” lol the confusion in Wades voice
    9:51 (GASP) “F i r e . . .”

  • @mysticanimation22
    @mysticanimation22 3 роки тому +64

    Before reading the game in the title, the thumbnail made me think this was Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. Maybe a 3 player mode feature. But I'll take this.

  • @lollybirdy
    @lollybirdy 3 роки тому +152

    No one:
    Mark: gets scared by a snail

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 3 роки тому +23

    I love the genuine feel in mark's "oops" as he tosses his shoe onto the food at the start

  • @Gekayy
    @Gekayy 3 роки тому +81

    Never in a million years has there been a more accurate video title.

  • @VegaFic
    @VegaFic 3 роки тому +78

    0:05 *Rare moments where Markiplier is flexing his inner Metroman muscles*

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 роки тому +28

    Bob: "it's fine!"
    Flamethrower: "I'm about to end this mans whole career"

  • @DinoNuggies333
    @DinoNuggies333 3 роки тому +43

    Bob upon opening a room of instant death:
    “Oh…..cool”