I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK | Hand Simulator

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  • @MortimersTrench
    @MortimersTrench 5 років тому +8920

    Therapist: sir, I need you to calm down
    Mark (slamming fists on table): I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 5 років тому +3278

    “Shut up I’m right about this!”
    He is actually totally right about it...with how janky hand simulator is though I was still expecting the grenade to blow up in his hand.

    • @thetoastlord5355
      @thetoastlord5355 4 роки тому +93

      Yeah, the pin just keeps the hammer in place. When the hammer flies off, it starts the primer which gives you a 4 second count down (Unless it's a dud) and then it goes kaboom and shrapnel flies everywhere

    • @disengageddanny9331
      @disengageddanny9331 4 роки тому +33

      The Toast Lord sorry but it’s not a hammer it’s called a spoon

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 4 роки тому +22

      @@disengageddanny9331 OMG yes thank you, finally someone smart enough to know better. I swear most people know 1 thing about a type of weapon then apply it to everything else when it doesn't make sense.

    • @-0__________________________0-
      @-0__________________________0- 4 роки тому +47

      @@bloodlove93 ask yourself this, do you actually give a shit?

    • @gamingbros4832
      @gamingbros4832 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah he's actually rlly right I've got alot of experience with grenades

  • @danishboy8165
    @danishboy8165 5 років тому +3534

    When Bob said ”it doesn’t matter cause you’re dead now” and Mark exploded I completely lost it

    • @sandgunslinger2739
      @sandgunslinger2739 5 років тому +30

      Danish Boy Omae wa mou shindieru

    • @RandomMajin
      @RandomMajin 5 років тому +2

      Seconded!

    • @xx0maxi
      @xx0maxi 5 років тому +2

      222nd like

    • @spoopybeta
      @spoopybeta 5 років тому +8

      The best part 😂

    • @orangecrust8002
      @orangecrust8002 5 років тому +19

      Danish Boy mark: *throws the grenade at wade but doesn’t kill him*
      Wade: OMAE WA MOU, SHINDERU

  • @groovycatmuffin420
    @groovycatmuffin420 4 роки тому +4702

    the physics in Hand Simulator is how I move in my dreams

  • @Cha3.yullll
    @Cha3.yullll 5 років тому +3229

    Mark: *yelling that everyones wrong and that hes not an idiot*
    Everyone else: *wheezing*

    • @booqueephius4207
      @booqueephius4207 4 роки тому +34

      soosh aai to be fair, he is right

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 роки тому +24

      I love how your comment makes it sound like a room full of people was laughing at Mark instead of two dudes

  • @renegadebeck2058
    @renegadebeck2058 5 років тому +3019

    Wade Wars:
    1: The Phantom Hand
    2: Attack of the Frames
    3: Revenge of the Mark
    4: A New Game
    5: The Bob Strikes back
    6: Return of the Frames
    7: The Rage Awakens
    8: The Last Frame
    9: The Rise of Control issues

    • @hooodini3322
      @hooodini3322 4 роки тому +220

      Barbra: a Wade Wars Story

    • @ninjayoshi8020
      @ninjayoshi8020 4 роки тому +105

      Dislocation One: A Wade Wars Story

    • @sky257utgk7
      @sky257utgk7 4 роки тому +31

      Just golden dude just golden

    • @yasming3979
      @yasming3979 4 роки тому +15

      You my dude deserve more likes

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 роки тому +10

      Damn that's actually really good

  • @laurenp5454
    @laurenp5454 5 років тому +2709

    wade: "alright bob now that all the adults can play-"
    mark: "I KNOW HOW TO USE A GRENADE"

  • @DarkKnight6six6
    @DarkKnight6six6 4 роки тому +4660

    "BIKINI BOTTOM!" Mark shouting like he's awakened to the secrets of the universe

    • @paulgentili1425
      @paulgentili1425 3 роки тому +70

      Lol I had that happen to me years ago, mind blown

    • @goldexp4329
      @goldexp4329 3 роки тому +57

      Proff that Mark is a himbo

    • @wyattnielsen7382
      @wyattnielsen7382 3 роки тому +124

      Next he’s going to realize sandy cheecks.
      Bikini bottom and sandy cheecks

    • @cadmallard
      @cadmallard 3 роки тому +12

      @@wyattnielsen7382 why are you saying cheecks

    • @wyattnielsen7382
      @wyattnielsen7382 3 роки тому +31

      @@cadmallard idk looking back at it now I realize the error. But I’m not going to take the time to fix it. Even though I took the time to respond

  • @xxfunky_187
    @xxfunky_187 5 років тому +3342

    Mark: "someone start a conversation with me"
    Wade: **makes noises**

  • @kissmeinuyashamylove
    @kissmeinuyashamylove 5 років тому +5301

    it’s amazing how high Mark’s voice climbs the more agitated he gets

  • @turn.103
    @turn.103 5 років тому +812

    My favorite part of this channel is being able to experience moments like the moment when a grown man gets why Spongebob's town is called Bikini Bottom.

    • @iriscorporation5447
      @iriscorporation5447 5 років тому +2

      And I hate spongebob.

    • @turn.103
      @turn.103 5 років тому +16

      @SeriousName It took me a while to get it as a kid but only because the joke doesn't work on spanish (my lang.)
      Still tho it is incredibly obvious

    • @marcuscheng974
      @marcuscheng974 5 років тому +8

      IRIS Corporation then it means no one likes you

    • @ashookamanuela1901
      @ashookamanuela1901 5 років тому +29

      Actually it is called Bikini Bottom cause it is a play on the place Bikini Atoll where Nuclear Bombs get tested.

    • @darrenjenkins466
      @darrenjenkins466 5 років тому +3

      that not... why its named that...@SeriousName

  • @sarakiesow3520
    @sarakiesow3520 4 роки тому +1326

    "5 second fuses only last 3 seconds."
    US Army Infantry Handbook

    • @noelleholiday61
      @noelleholiday61 3 роки тому +53

      What is this, Monty Python and The Holy Grail?

    • @goobersausageweiner382
      @goobersausageweiner382 3 роки тому +25

      Because it takes two seconds until the grenade is far enough to not blow you up

    • @asolomon7402
      @asolomon7402 3 роки тому +40

      US Army: count to 2-3 and throw grenade
      Me understanding not all grenades have 5 second fuses: that don’t seem like enough time

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 3 роки тому +13

      @@asolomon7402 you're not cooking the grenade

    • @lotus7781
      @lotus7781 2 роки тому +1

      @@asolomon7402 thats how you...well, die, cooking an active grenade is a terrible idea as the fuses are inconsistent, just timed to be approximately 5 second

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +5129

    Mark is very right. The pin isn't the part that starts it. It just holds down the spoon

    • @ccyb3945
      @ccyb3945 5 років тому +268

      a common misconception

    • @todddotson6430
      @todddotson6430 5 років тому +202

      It's called the spoon, not hammer.

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 5 років тому +89

      @@todddotson6430 I thought you were joking until I looked it up. Weird

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 5 років тому +90

      @@adoptdontshop3911 Don't spoon your grenade.

    • @todddotson6430
      @todddotson6430 5 років тому +221

      @@adoptdontshop3911 I'm former military, I've lobbed my fair share. The pin sticking isn't exactly bullshit either. Those things are on there good, it takes some force to pull them. But, I'm pretty sure it's because Mark doesn't know how to work his fingies.

  • @ashecruz8293
    @ashecruz8293 5 років тому +1890

    "Wade, start a conversation with me."
    Wade: *sneezes*
    "Thaaaat's not a conversation."

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +13

      Mark: * disappointedly looks away *

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому +13

      I still don't see why not. That's how some of my conversations start

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat 2 роки тому +2

      “faSCHOOOOO!”

  • @emivan60
    @emivan60 5 років тому +6434

    I could feel Marks rage when they were laughing at him about something he didn’t do😂

    • @UkeaOP
      @UkeaOP 5 років тому +103

      I sympathize with Mark 💯

    • @havert5965
      @havert5965 5 років тому +126

      ive felt that too many times

    • @turnnrun9579
      @turnnrun9579 5 років тому +22

      Mark needs to play the walking dead get the word out

    • @turnnrun9579
      @turnnrun9579 5 років тому +1

      UkonOP t

    • @Ryoshi_TTV
      @Ryoshi_TTV 5 років тому +2

      Vanessa Marie honestly tho

  • @michyyyh3465
    @michyyyh3465 4 роки тому +271

    I've been laughing for wayyy too long at 1:46
    "Wade, just start a conversation with me..."
    *sneezes* "WAA-CHAUGH"
    "That's... that's not a conversation..."

  • @Byeahman
    @Byeahman 5 років тому +6400

    “The pin doesn’t start the process!”
    “Shut up!”
    They hated Mark because he told the truth.

    • @Annie-mk5nm
      @Annie-mk5nm 4 роки тому +380

      *"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"*

    • @jacobgoddard9688
      @jacobgoddard9688 4 роки тому +73

      You right

    • @Gamingwolf1170
      @Gamingwolf1170 4 роки тому +82

      hate to admit it but mark is right

    • @randombotdude2083
      @randombotdude2083 4 роки тому +39

      How could you say something so controversial, yet so true?

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +85

      Differentiating between the pin and the spoon is what separates the boys from the men.

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 5 років тому +1085

    At least his frames worked.
    And it only took him figuring out Spongebob after 20 years for them to work.

    • @Jeezy04
      @Jeezy04 5 років тому +2

      I Rain I call frames

    • @crashfan11
      @crashfan11 5 років тому +3

      It took me several years to recover from the so called... (Jelly doughnuts) from the 4kids Pokemon dubs... God damn it...

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 років тому +2

      I haven't watched spongebob so I don't get it

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 5 років тому +4

      @@bipstymcbipste5641 go watch sponge bob it's worth it. THINK OF THE MEMES

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 років тому +3

      @@missy2375 I don't like spongebob. Mainly cause it used to be in English when I was younger and then after growing up, I can't get into it

  • @Avrelianvs
    @Avrelianvs 5 років тому +5988

    *The funny thing is that Mark is actually right*

    • @_Rosenfeld
      @_Rosenfeld 4 роки тому +211

      you right

    • @elektrasupernor2116
      @elektrasupernor2116 4 роки тому +108

      It's the Left 4 Dead mega episode all over again lmao

    • @sisterofthetavern
      @sisterofthetavern 4 роки тому +65

      @Duke Cola watch at 10:00 and that conversation is what

    • @douglewis5701
      @douglewis5701 3 роки тому +156

      Step 1: grip grenade holding lever down, Step 2: hook finger in pin, Step 3: pull pin, Step 4: throw grenade. You're welcome

    • @littlechickeyhudak
      @littlechickeyhudak 3 роки тому +97

      they know that too and are just fucking with him lmao. Pure gold

  • @rosietea8212
    @rosietea8212 4 роки тому +712

    imagine his neighbors hearing him screaming "I KNOW HOW A GRENADE WORKS"

  • @rodolfoschool7386
    @rodolfoschool7386 5 років тому +1315

    Mark: The hammer sets off the grenade.
    Bob and Wade: No.
    Mark: Why are you booing me? I'm right!

    • @elijahtel6776
      @elijahtel6776 5 років тому +15

      Rodolfo School He is

    • @xx0maxi
      @xx0maxi 5 років тому +1

      What ok

    • @Adplusamequalsadam
      @Adplusamequalsadam 5 років тому +31

      It’s called a spoon, so technically he’s wrong.

    • @Moros-fg8om
      @Moros-fg8om 5 років тому +31

      A hammer is on a gun, a spoon is on a grenade
      True fact

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 5 років тому +16

      Kaiden Howe it kinda does matter lol
      If you ask me to hit you with a spoon and I hit you with a hammer you will be none too pleased
      But point taken lol

  • @jackmcwhackass9212
    @jackmcwhackass9212 5 років тому +700

    Mark: *"THATS NOT THE WAY THE GAME IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED!!!"*
    Wade: *Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions.*

  • @alexanderbrambleton3653
    @alexanderbrambleton3653 5 років тому +618

    **grenade drops out of Mark's hand**
    **Catches it before it hits the ground**
    "I'm the best, I'm the best that there ever was".
    *Only to face the reality that the same grenade he saved, killed him*

    • @JJ-gn1tb
      @JJ-gn1tb 5 років тому +3

      Lol hahaha

    • @andioop7940
      @andioop7940 5 років тому +7

      That’s deep as fuuuck.

    • @captainducker175
      @captainducker175 5 років тому

      Greatest in the world greatest in the world no lie I might be best to ever do it best to ever do it
      Ahdhebeidudbqbeenficcowjwbedh
      Greatest

    • @xuixv
      @xuixv 5 років тому +2

      Betrayal

    • @A-Dead-Soul
      @A-Dead-Soul 5 років тому

      @@xuixv Ikr xD

  • @daddymyers6350
    @daddymyers6350 4 роки тому +800

    Bob: *dying*
    Wade: *can't breathe*
    Mark: STOP LAUGHING THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!!

    • @alexweddle8219
      @alexweddle8219 4 місяці тому +1

      THATS NOT WHAT I SAID BOB!!!! THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!!

  • @leahsutherland1664
    @leahsutherland1664 5 років тому +632

    I really hope Amy can hear him screaming at 2 of his best friends through the walls. I hope she chuckles to herself before putting headphones on.

    • @gagelink2457
      @gagelink2457 3 роки тому +9

      What amazing hopes and dreams you have

    • @Spoopyboopin
      @Spoopyboopin 3 роки тому +3

      Truly pure

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 3 роки тому +34

      You think she just has noise-cancelling headphones at the ready for whenever Mark records?

    • @leahsutherland1664
      @leahsutherland1664 3 роки тому +16

      @@demonprincess9680 I'm quite sure of it

    • @calypso-game
      @calypso-game 2 роки тому +3

      I think it’s more she gets ready to buy a new chair

  • @grahamapol3185
    @grahamapol3185 5 років тому +3727

    Mark's realization of Bikini Bottom is all I needed to see.

    • @imperialofficerremusblackw8452
      @imperialofficerremusblackw8452 5 років тому +34

      Revelation of Mark

    • @GaryGyarados
      @GaryGyarados 5 років тому +24

      and it wasn't even correct

    • @ponder_s
      @ponder_s 5 років тому +90

      I wonder if he caught on to the crusty crab

    • @Sparrowexe
      @Sparrowexe 5 років тому +27

      Or Glove World
      @@ponder_s

    • @Dumbrarere
      @Dumbrarere 5 років тому +15

      I understand a kid of 11 or 12, but an adult in his thirties?! XD

  • @kitchenroam1509
    @kitchenroam1509 5 років тому +708

    "Dont you tell me how to love holes!"
    -Markiplier 2019

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 роки тому +91

    Mark is not only right, but the fact that the grenade didn’t explode while he was holding it after getting rid of the pin (two fingers over the spoon) proves he was.

  • @The__mindscape-x1e
    @The__mindscape-x1e 5 років тому +559

    Mark: asks wade to start a converstion.
    Wade: *releases demons of hell through sneeze*
    Mark:😑😑😑

  • @aiden7845
    @aiden7845 5 років тому +406

    Mark: Start a conversation
    Wade: sneezes
    Me: Great conversation

  • @galaxydoge9469
    @galaxydoge9469 5 років тому +741

    “Bikini bottom, like spongebob!” - Markiplier 2019

    • @artistgirluniverse2283
      @artistgirluniverse2283 5 років тому +5

      New quote and new reference of spongebob 😂🤣

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 5 років тому +17

      Galaxy Doge Sandy Cheeks in Bikini Bottom

    • @thesacredorb4838
      @thesacredorb4838 5 років тому +1

      Best reference ever!😂

    • @somebodysomebody8153
      @somebodysomebody8153 5 років тому +7

      I'm still questioning if he just now figured that out.

    • @thesacredorb4838
      @thesacredorb4838 5 років тому +8

      @@somebodysomebody8153 Sometimes Mark is just clueless as HELL😐😐 And nobody can tell me I'm wrong because you know it's true 😂😂😂😂

  • @mottplay
    @mottplay 4 роки тому +149

    Mark: Wade start a conversation with me
    Wade: HFUIAEHNDWA
    Mark: *that's not a conversation*

  • @xxaudri.altheaxx5070
    @xxaudri.altheaxx5070 5 років тому +163

    Mark :someone start a conversation with me
    Wade: *sneeze like a demon *
    Mark: that's not a conversation
    Bob: *laughing*

  • @NateSchulte
    @NateSchulte 5 років тому +183

    On the last episode: *"FraaAAAammesss"*
    Now: *"I KNOW HOW A GRENADE WORKS!!!"*

  • @AllenMZim
    @AllenMZim 5 років тому +235

    If you listen really closely, you can hear someone cry out in the distance...
    *"FRAMES! FRAMES!! FRAMES!!!"*

    • @KristinaPhoenix
      @KristinaPhoenix 5 років тому +3

      this was in my head the whole time

    • @AllenMZim
      @AllenMZim 5 років тому +4

      Kristina Phoenix Haha I was expecting the frame rate to drop when they started shaking the grenades. 😆

    • @KristinaPhoenix
      @KristinaPhoenix 5 років тому +3

      @@AllenMZim same!!!

    • @SuperdarkSonic2118
      @SuperdarkSonic2118 5 років тому +1

      FRAMES

  • @notrealroblox4343
    @notrealroblox4343 5 років тому +780

    *Don't talk about my nipple arm, just let me reload this gun - Markiplier 2019*

  • @jsynthmusicofficial4273
    @jsynthmusicofficial4273 5 років тому +212

    *adopts wades's idea*
    *keeps losing*
    "ITS CHEATING"

  • @kenmarlenn
    @kenmarlenn 5 років тому +534

    "Why wouldn't Amy approve of this?"
    Please note that in the chat, Amy confirmed that she does, in fact, approve.

  • @starwarsinfo5378
    @starwarsinfo5378 3 роки тому +225

    Mark is actually the only one who really knows how grenades work believe it or not

  • @Frostyflakes
    @Frostyflakes 5 років тому +844

    Me: looks at the thumbnail
    *immediately gets intense flashbacks*
    FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES

    • @crozdwirez
      @crozdwirez 5 років тому +2

      Hehe

    • @veryredrobin417
      @veryredrobin417 5 років тому +1

      That was what I was thinking 😂

    • @Jumboi
      @Jumboi 5 років тому

      Same

    • @randyglaze6593
      @randyglaze6593 5 років тому

      LOL

    • @brokenflame3650
      @brokenflame3650 5 років тому

      Off topic but the spongebob thing it was meant to be an adult swim watch the first episode you'll know

  • @shimari5107
    @shimari5107 5 років тому +571

    "Bikini Bottom", the "Crusty Crab", "Sandy Cheeks", yeah, spongebob is full of those jokes

    • @harrisonmoore3841
      @harrisonmoore3841 5 років тому +27

      What about: "Krabs is rich in Bikini Bottom"?

    • @yeetskeet8051
      @yeetskeet8051 5 років тому +16

      Krusty Krab**

    • @kawaiiii725
      @kawaiiii725 5 років тому +8

      oh my god i just realized this

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 5 років тому +16

      SPONGEBOB: Rated R: for sexual themes

    • @TrueMohax
      @TrueMohax 5 років тому +8

      The show was originally for adults

  • @KitNoxious
    @KitNoxious 5 років тому +1736

    "The hammer" is actually called a spoon, but Mark is correct. Nade only goes bang when you let the spoon fly off

    • @TheArchiverKnows
      @TheArchiverKnows 4 роки тому +19

      And with a 3 sec timelimit till 🌋

    • @nightwolfe4127
      @nightwolfe4127 4 роки тому +50

      3-5 seconds.

    • @menacingspoon9079
      @menacingspoon9079 4 роки тому +13

      I wish I could fly

    • @cristobalalvarez5491
      @cristobalalvarez5491 4 роки тому +16

      There’s been accidents were soldiers took the pin of and the Grenade went of instantly

    • @DarkPillWarrior
      @DarkPillWarrior 4 роки тому +45

      @@cristobalalvarez5491 That sounds terrible. Just instantly exploding without even knowing why. :(

  • @ItsDanikaFaith
    @ItsDanikaFaith 4 роки тому +54

    9:58 - 11:00 is hilarious them laughing makes me laugh and I love it when Mark gets mad 😂 Mark is so madddd lmfao

  • @BrokenCDprodux
    @BrokenCDprodux 5 років тому +864

    2:42 Bob's laugh synced with Mark opening the lid.

  • @supergamerbros5673
    @supergamerbros5673 5 років тому +232

    (Wade and bob: laugh)
    Mark: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK AND YOU DONT!!!!!

  • @EmeraldSogeking
    @EmeraldSogeking 5 років тому +403

    "You're in the stairs, Wade."
    Story of Wade's life

    • @Lakefish_HAXX
      @Lakefish_HAXX 5 років тому +6

      Wade is Harry Potter.
      Noooooooooo!

    • @Sk8rGamer
      @Sk8rGamer 5 років тому +2

      that literally makes no sense

    • @Lakefish_HAXX
      @Lakefish_HAXX 5 років тому +7

      Harry lived under the stairs in a closet for years before Hogwarts.

    • @eliteanbu2392
      @eliteanbu2392 5 років тому +2

      Dio!

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 років тому +1

      9 page Dorararararra

  • @dmbericsantiago7657
    @dmbericsantiago7657 3 роки тому +177

    Hand Simulator would literally be 175% better if it was a VR game

    • @madmumof2
      @madmumof2 3 роки тому +4

      It is now!

    • @orange_ssoda
      @orange_ssoda 2 роки тому

      @@madmumof2 it’s just see through the game but still with keyboard

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Рік тому +5

      @@orange_ssoda Well, it wouldn't be the Hand Simulator we all know and rage at if the controls were easy

    • @orange_ssoda
      @orange_ssoda Рік тому

      @@demonprincess9680 fair

    • @theyoutubeplague3383
      @theyoutubeplague3383 Рік тому +4

      Surgeon simulator 1 was turned into a vr game, with fully integrated vr controls and it trivialized the entire game, and everything that made it so, rage indusingly fun

  • @booga9584
    @booga9584 5 років тому +698

    AMY: So.. how was your da-
    MERKER: *bIkInI bOtToM*

    • @warrynfullagar745
      @warrynfullagar745 5 років тому +5

      Water Sheep PEEEEETTTTTEEEEERRRRRR AAAAAKKKKKIIIIIIMMMMMOOOOOOTTTTTOOOOOO.

    • @callmejulia96
      @callmejulia96 5 років тому

      Water Sheep rip 🙏

    • @trickshot646
      @trickshot646 5 років тому +4

      Bikini Bottom is actually part of the bikini atoll in the Pacific ocean, which was subject to several nuclear tests by the US during world war two.

    • @dudeman7738
      @dudeman7738 5 років тому

      @@miranimal Mr.Krabs is a penny pincher. BAAHAaHAaaHAHa!!!

    • @booga9584
      @booga9584 5 років тому +1

      @@trickshot646 r/geniusrighthere
      (Thanks btw lol)

  • @702Nadia
    @702Nadia 5 років тому +117

    19:18
    Bob: *omae wa mou shindeiru*
    Mark: *NAni*

  • @writingfanfictionprobably7356
    @writingfanfictionprobably7356 5 років тому +239

    Did I waste 20 minutes on Mark freaking out?
    Best decision ever.

    • @Virus_2456
      @Virus_2456 4 роки тому

      causticXenia ...how do you “waste” 20 minutes...yet it was the “best” decision...

  • @adumbbuglovingloser3198
    @adumbbuglovingloser3198 4 роки тому +32

    i love how mark pointed the wrist thing at the camera like a gun while screaming that he knew how grenades worked

  • @antisimptrooper4635
    @antisimptrooper4635 5 років тому +360

    13:55 me when my friends are purposely trying to upset me while I spit mad facts:

    • @glue4468
      @glue4468 5 років тому +2

      Lool

    • @antisimptrooper4635
      @antisimptrooper4635 5 років тому +2

      "No its not just because you guys light spammed, YOU LIGHT SPAM AS EVERY HERO U PLAY AS!!, ...WTF!?"

    • @air-ric9488
      @air-ric9488 5 років тому +2

      @@antisimptrooper4635 thanks thanks thanks

  • @Bionix21
    @Bionix21 5 років тому +600

    ITS AGAINST TERMS OF SERVICE
    *sees video has no ads*
    Well I Guess it is

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 5 років тому +11

      I didn't even notice!!

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 5 років тому +5

      I never really get adds during his or jacks videos

    • @Bionix21
      @Bionix21 5 років тому +5

      WE ALL FALL DOWN because they’re all demonitised

    • @sema1273
      @sema1273 5 років тому +14

      @@missy2375 Because they don't spam their videos with ads, From what I've seen they usually put two ads on a 20 minute video, While some other UA-camrs(Jake*cough* Paul*cough*) Put like 13 ads, But Sean and Mark still gain more than them.

    • @Atypical-0
      @Atypical-0 5 років тому

      @@sema1273 that's because they are going bankrupt

  • @dakotatypo2805
    @dakotatypo2805 5 років тому +754

    "Why are you questioning me *YOU'RE DEAD"*

    • @maxegan2398
      @maxegan2398 5 років тому +5

      Dakota Typo when my granddad asks me a question

    • @richardrosejr0
      @richardrosejr0 5 років тому +2

      Max Egan why is this so funny!?

    • @maxegan2398
      @maxegan2398 5 років тому +3

      Rich Dick Thank you hehe

    • @dakotatypo2805
      @dakotatypo2805 5 років тому +2

      @@richardrosejr0 I know right
      Good job Max Egan

  • @HellaciousWhiskey
    @HellaciousWhiskey 4 роки тому +35

    I fucking love how quickly Bob can get under Marks skin xD

  • @MerchManDan
    @MerchManDan 5 років тому +422

    "Dude, I've never felt more dead in my life!"
    - Wade, 2019

  • @amos0641
    @amos0641 5 років тому +920

    Wade rages with Uno
    Mark rages with Hands Simulator

    • @rivergaming2393
      @rivergaming2393 5 років тому +37

      Marks rage is entirely understand with how jankey this game is wades with uno is just hilarious 😂😂

    • @MischiefLord777
      @MischiefLord777 5 років тому +19

      And Bob rages in Overcooked

    • @Gorfld
      @Gorfld 4 роки тому +17

      *YOU RIGHT*

    • @gabrielgutierrez4351
      @gabrielgutierrez4351 4 роки тому +12

      Lizord Person this is f*kin Barbara’s fault

    • @KennyT.E.MGamingandMore
      @KennyT.E.MGamingandMore 4 роки тому +7

      @@gabrielgutierrez4351 Yes I agree

  • @DeadInside-eo1ct
    @DeadInside-eo1ct 5 років тому +956

    IM NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW HOW TO USE A GRENADE!
    MARKS FBI AGENT: ...

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +28

      Here to inform you and the rest of the internet that the NSA is the ones who keep track of you and your internet history. The FBI do the investigation part.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +13

      @Athro Kyte I was being serious. A lot of people actually do get it confused because of the meme. Just thought it was a decent time to mention it.

    • @mushroomfae
      @mushroomfae 5 років тому +4

      @@emlynselene1096 r/woooosh

    • @Code_Ax0
      @Code_Ax0 5 років тому +17

      @@emlynselene1096 I understand you. Thanks for the little lesson. I was wondering because I was like, the FBI can't do everything!That's actually a little nice thing to know.

    • @DeadInside-eo1ct
      @DeadInside-eo1ct 5 років тому +9

      @@emlynselene1096 I was just saying it for the meme, but thanks anyway!

  • @that1bunny821
    @that1bunny821 4 роки тому +79

    " Wade, just start a conversation with me."
    Wade: * aggressively sneeze or coughs ( or both?)*
    Mark and me at the same time: * giving the " what is wrong with u, why are u like this" looks*

  • @Jaketheaxman
    @Jaketheaxman 5 років тому +1060

    Markiplier: bikini bottom
    Markiplier: Bikini Bottom!
    Markiplier: *BIKINI BOTT--*
    _Markiplier has left the chat_

    • @ManWithAMask_
      @ManWithAMask_ 5 років тому +22

      'm not sure if he was just joking about not knowing about "Bikini Bottom", or he's actually that dull.

    • @kiorade7594
      @kiorade7594 5 років тому +14

      ManWithAMask Gaming I didn’t get it till now either

    • @secretsheep4106
      @secretsheep4106 5 років тому +15

      @@kiorade7594 because its the bottom of the ocean near the bikini atoll?

    • @aspirationsDelineation
      @aspirationsDelineation 5 років тому +7

      @@secretsheep4106 Which is where they detonated some of the Atomic Bombs. Therefore, talking Sea Animals.

    • @TheKingLuis13
      @TheKingLuis13 5 років тому

      @@ManWithAMask_ i sub to u because im generous

  • @KokuyoK
    @KokuyoK 5 років тому +109

    Nothing more intimidating than Mark holding his mouse up to the camera in rage.

  • @NekoMichi
    @NekoMichi 5 років тому +158

    1:31 That avatar's face just screams "how's it going dood".

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 3 роки тому +42

    Wade is the definition of the 'Modern problems require modern solutions' meme.
    Mark is your that little kid that enforces fake rules because he's losing.

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 5 років тому +704

    "I cheated and my game crashed!"
    Good, Wade. You deserve this.

    • @webbercoyote1926
      @webbercoyote1926 5 років тому +12

      Karma

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 5 років тому +2

      Thats not karma, that's fate

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 5 років тому +1

      @@logicalwren2326 I think it's karma.

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 5 років тому +1

      @@DragoNate no it was fate he would cheat his way to death, maybe a bit of karma

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 5 років тому +1

      @@logicalwren2326 karma is like getting punishment for something (in this case) but fate would be pre-determined

  • @ladaf1660
    @ladaf1660 5 років тому +167

    “My real laugh...I save it for my real friends”

    • @bladeclanhalo3
      @bladeclanhalo3 5 років тому

      which is funny because bob doesnt have friends

  • @harospectre2505
    @harospectre2505 5 років тому +135

    I have a thing for second hand embarrassment but based on this video it seems like I also have second hand rage. I felt mad for you mark. xD

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 роки тому +105

    “Don’t tell me how to love holes.”
    - Mark “I know how grenades work” Fischbach

    • @OmarManta
      @OmarManta 4 роки тому

      I saw this right as Mark said it

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 3 роки тому

      AKA: Mark "I'm not a masochist" Fischbach

  • @hijinnyanimations1460
    @hijinnyanimations1460 5 років тому +307

    At least his frames worked this time....and stuff like that....you know right? Lol

    • @kalic7180
      @kalic7180 5 років тому +16

      *FRAMES! FRAMES, FRAMES, FRAMES-*

    • @notpinky9259
      @notpinky9259 5 років тому +3

      FRAAAMEEES THEN RESTAART

    • @pianoholic1727
      @pianoholic1727 5 років тому +5

      @@kalic7180 ok we're good. FRAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

    • @bl00p_07
      @bl00p_07 5 років тому +1

      You right

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 5 років тому +1525

    Markimoo: I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK
    *_[FBI has entered the chat]_*

  • @addisongipson1151
    @addisongipson1151 5 років тому +480

    BEFORE VID: I'm gonna call it...
    rage
    lag
    "FRAMES!!!"

    • @SHADTHLAD
      @SHADTHLAD 5 років тому +10

      You said frames okay
      *restarts*

    • @cartooncat4383
      @cartooncat4383 5 років тому +6

      FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES!!!!!!

    • @lotto5498
      @lotto5498 5 років тому +1

      Well you got rage right.

  • @axentz8434
    @axentz8434 4 роки тому +96

    Everyone: How come your military is good?
    Me: They just shake the grenade.

  • @Seanana_
    @Seanana_ 5 років тому +161

    'Wade, you blew yourself up playing the wrong game.' LMAO

    • @Seanana_
      @Seanana_ 5 років тому

      @Void Heart yesss LMAO

  • @kentuckyfrieddragon4834
    @kentuckyfrieddragon4834 5 років тому +189

    19:16
    Basically
    "Omae wa mou shindeiru."
    "NANI?"
    But in English

  • @daveinthelife91
    @daveinthelife91 5 років тому +158

    "I know how grenades work!" Proceeds to try and remove the pin without engaging the hammer

    • @clockworktime7195
      @clockworktime7195 5 років тому +7

      Well to be fair, its not like that matters in this game

    • @noodleflafl
      @noodleflafl 5 років тому +4

      It’s called the primer

    • @gavinwilbert3629
      @gavinwilbert3629 5 років тому +5

      NoodleFlafl it’s actually called the spoon

    • @relishcakes4525
      @relishcakes4525 5 років тому +2

      @@noodleflafl Its a spoon. with the spoon attached to grenade, it wont go boom.

    • @acaribouintheattic8345
      @acaribouintheattic8345 5 років тому

      @@relishcakes4525 no, it's a fork

  • @quetzal8100
    @quetzal8100 4 роки тому +39

    8:13
    Ah yes, the "sweep technique"

  • @j4ck20n_
    @j4ck20n_ 5 років тому +142

    I love how all Mark had to say was "Wait.......Bikini Bottom!!!" And I was like lmao yeah I remember realizing that

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 роки тому

      And the best part of him finally realizing why it's called that is he's wrong

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 роки тому +3

      It's actually based off of the nuclear bomb site bikini atoll and all the fish in bikini bottom are radioactively mutated from it that's why they are the way they are

    • @j4ck20n_
      @j4ck20n_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@jrcspiderman2003 Why is the fact that hes wrong the best part

    • @FTQuake
      @FTQuake 4 роки тому +7

      jrcspiderman2003 getoffmybackyoutube that’s just a theory though so it’s not necessarily wrong

  • @rokotigersgamingclaws9554
    @rokotigersgamingclaws9554 5 років тому +285

    Before: "Do you not understand how a grenade works?"
    After: "Ah shit. I don't understand how a grenade works."

  • @lemonade8917
    @lemonade8917 5 років тому +217

    "I was getting good at PUHlling the PUHIN- WADE YOUR CHEATING YOUR CHEATING"
    - Markimoo 2019

    • @JoshuaBrownGames
      @JoshuaBrownGames 5 років тому +1

      Karisa D. Do you watch Dashie?

    • @zmo7305
      @zmo7305 5 років тому +3

      I was reading this exactly as Mark was saying it. A bit surreal for me.

    • @valerieramirez1955
      @valerieramirez1955 5 років тому

      @@zmo7305 ME TOO WOW

    • @zmo7305
      @zmo7305 5 років тому +1

      We shall experience the comments together, burrothers!!

    • @valerieramirez1955
      @valerieramirez1955 5 років тому +1

      @@zmo7305 and sisters

  • @grcdcknsn
    @grcdcknsn 4 роки тому +43

    The absolute rage Mark is experiencing in this video is insane

  • @cthespaceman4456
    @cthespaceman4456 5 років тому +78

    Mark: I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK!!
    Game: Oh boy, here we go again.

  • @CarlosCruz-uh5sr
    @CarlosCruz-uh5sr 5 років тому +427

    N I G H T C U M
    Markiplier: 2019

  • @Glass-vf8il
    @Glass-vf8il 5 років тому +66

    Mark: “Hello fellow engineers, I know things like vectors.”

  • @TheTsar69
    @TheTsar69 2 роки тому +13

    I threw hand Grenades in Army Basic Training. I can confirm, Mark is indeed right.

  • @carlotaquin4255
    @carlotaquin4255 5 років тому +285

    Mark raging makes my day, but not only that, but this:
    Mark: I kNoW hOw GrEnAdEs wOoOrRk!
    Bob & Wade: *queues the cricket noses*
    Mark: *throws a fit understandably*

  • @gladsumthin4187
    @gladsumthin4187 5 років тому +352

    Shakes grenade to remove the pin then exclaims to know how grenades work. that was pretty funny.

    • @GameBear-wb9bg
      @GameBear-wb9bg 5 років тому +16

      Mark was right

    • @GameBear-wb9bg
      @GameBear-wb9bg 5 років тому +10

      I did research

    • @GameBear-wb9bg
      @GameBear-wb9bg 5 років тому +10

      He's right

    • @the_reaper6361
      @the_reaper6361 5 років тому +13

      Remowing the pin won't blow up the grenade. Its to keep that thing that falls off when you throw it in one place to avoid acccidents (I don't know it's name, but thats what starts the process to blowing up)

    • @viriiistormrage5996
      @viriiistormrage5996 5 років тому +5

      @@the_reaper6361 Spoon.

  • @TheSugaroreo
    @TheSugaroreo 5 років тому +162

    Wade:
    Bob:
    Everyone:
    Mark: *BIKINI BOTTOM!!!*

  • @wearegogeta9974
    @wearegogeta9974 4 роки тому +6

    *Mark in a mental asylum*
    Mark: I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK!!!!

  • @greywinter6836
    @greywinter6836 5 років тому +69

    Bob and Wade, laughing their heads off: uh-huh, that's how a grenade works.
    Mark: Why are you booing me? I'm right!

    • @pokemon05100
      @pokemon05100 5 років тому +16

      But Mark was right, that literally is how a grenade works.

    • @kbryce14
      @kbryce14 5 років тому

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @tellafella4826
      @tellafella4826 5 років тому

      He is right though. As long as the hammer doesn't fall out of the slot in the hand grenade, it won't start the timer for it to explode. The pin is just a step to have the grenade explode, not what causes it to explode.
      Although Mark getting angry at their incompetence at weaponry while their making fun of his situation is pretty funny ngl.

  • @thekittysepticeye1o145
    @thekittysepticeye1o145 5 років тому +27

    Mark: *screaming his head off at bob and wade about how he knows how grenades work*
    Me: YOU TELL THEM MARK

  • @AzzyLatte
    @AzzyLatte 5 років тому +39

    Mark: *wins by everyone accidentally blowing themselves up*
    Also Mark: *Gets mad about it*
    Me: This reminds me of Blasty boi 😂

  • @dukedashwolfgg2283
    @dukedashwolfgg2283 4 роки тому +47

    I'm actually surprised that Markiplier knows how a frag grenade works

  • @michaelarzola8953
    @michaelarzola8953 5 років тому +51

    I think this is a bit of an improvement compare to last time
    FrAmEs

  • @fyrem9718
    @fyrem9718 5 років тому +345

    2019: Hand Simulator
    2079: Simulator Simulator

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 роки тому +4

      2080:
      Electron simulator

    • @jacobgoddard9688
      @jacobgoddard9688 4 роки тому

      You right

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +5

      4019: Reality Simulator
      6019: Comedy Simulator
      6969: SIMULATOR

    • @monokuma1798
      @monokuma1798 4 роки тому +4

      7854: Wade Simulator
      8642: Bob Simulator
      9999: Markiplier Simulator

  • @cilixity3030
    @cilixity3030 5 років тому +62

    that was so satisfying when he finally got clip in that gun

  • @AuraMaster7
    @AuraMaster7 2 роки тому +3

    Bikini Bottom was named after the Bikini Atoll, where there was a bunch of nuclear bombs testing by the US military. The cast of SpongeBob are mutated sea creatures (and a squirrel).
    Bottom probably just refers to the sea floor

  • @Bodey2
    @Bodey2 5 років тому +284

    Please continue making videos together Bob Ross, Keanu Reeves and Markimoo!

  • @roshinn4068
    @roshinn4068 5 років тому +218

    It doesnt matter now though does it cause your dead now
    WHAT!?!
    BOOM
    hilarious did not expect it.

  • @shadowdemon1375
    @shadowdemon1375 5 років тому +31

    Mark: “I know how to use grenades.”
    Also Mark: doesn’t kill a single person this game.

  • @ethankren930
    @ethankren930 4 роки тому +7

    4:30 that orange flash followed by the explosion was the best

  • @deiformula1375
    @deiformula1375 5 років тому +22

    19:16
    Bob: Omae wa mou shindeiru
    Mark: Nani?!
    *Grenade Explodes*