There's a new version of this now with the sound fixed and the accidentally repeated section on animals removed. ua-cam.com/video/8BRn5ic0nss/v-deo.html Tour dates are here: www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows. If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.
Mr Millican you slayed with 'my girlfriend and I are trying for a baby, her mum is helping out, so I'll get hard'. You have won the internet in all perpetuality.
Yeah, pubs...sigh! We were so young and naive back then! Love the schadenfreude and the porpoise jokes - classics!! Now, just have to go on a crawl to use these jokes 🍸🍻
Absolutely class. Nearly had an asthma attack. Bought a xmas tree........"are you going to put it up yourself?"........ "no I thought the living room!" 😂
@@bigkuriboh3814 It’s as if he’s saying comedians have a different sense of humor than everyone else which just isn’t true. Like just because they’re professional joke tellers it takes more to make them laugh. If someone is funny they’re funny, simple as that.
@@fezzik7619 I think it is quite reasonable to suggest that people whose work lives are literally all about comedy would mean they would be harder to tickle. Would you be more impressed making me laugh, or making Jack Dee laugh?
@@bigkuriboh3814 Neither. Humor is subjective. A person will find what you say funny or they won’t. It depends on their overall sense of humor and the style(s) of humor that appeal to them. I wouldn’t feel it more of an accomplishment to make a famous comedian laugh as I don’t put any stock in celebrity.
Excellent from start to finish. Every pun a winner. You can have this one: My grandad was responsible for bringing down several Nazi planes during WW2. The Luftwaffe said he was the worst mechanic they ever employed.
I really enjoy the mix of dark and punny humour, as a non native speaker there are some jokes i only get the second time round, but i have to say you're really good at making people laugh without the need for a long anecdote for a setup and just blasting punchlines at people in rapid succession. Keep it up! Especially in these Dark Times. Greetings from the land of the unfunny and the Schadenfreude
Razor sharp edgy wit that turns me upside down I’m laughing so hard. Brilliantly clever puns that make the other comedians wonder how he comes up with them.
@@mewan1708 It's all personal taste and I go with Gary Delaney for one-liners. I have seen a lot of Tim Vine, admittedly only on tv, and genuine can't remember finding many of his jokes funny, and I find a lot of his jokes/puns where he has visual props to be very contrived and laboured. However I accept many people find him funny so put it down to differences of taste. It's the same with Peter Kay. A friend showed me several DVDs of his live shows one evening and I couldn't find any humour whatsoever in several hours of material, but all the while my friend was in hysterics. On the flip side - I really like Jerry Sadowitz but I know many people who really hate him. I also like several female comedians but know people who don't believe a woman can be funny. Taste is ephemeral. I don't say one comedian is better than another, but I do say I prefer one comedian to another.
Gary mate! I think you have a really good balance of comedy, some outright hilarious stuff to totally cringing gags that cross the line but not too far, just enough to keep us shocked. Too far ruins a joke in my opinion because you dont know if you should be laughing or not, yours were just enough to maximise the laugh if you get me. You got it spot on👍
There's a new version of this now with the sound fixed and the accidentally repeated section on animals removed.
ua-cam.com/video/8BRn5ic0nss/v-deo.html
Tour dates are here: www.garydelaney.com
More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows.
If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.
Who brings animals to a comedy show?
Mr Millican you slayed with 'my girlfriend and I are trying for a baby, her mum is helping out, so I'll get hard'.
You have won the internet in all perpetuality.
Gotta love Tiff. Hot yes but shes easy on the eye. Plus attractive.
Who the fuck complained about that repeated section? Damn you PETA!
It's still repeated bruh
He is without doubt one of the funniest comedians around. Most comedians don't even raise a smile from me, he had me in tears! Real talent.
Sorry, I didn't get your joke here. :(
When the comedians start laughing you know the joke is a home run. Greg's reaction around the 6 minute mark is timeless 😂
When the comedians start laughing it’s part of the rehearsed performance
I haven't had to pause a video so many times to catch my breath and wipe my eyes in a long time. This was brilliant.
Thank you Gary, you've cheered me up.
I can’t watch Gary without crying ! He’s my favourite
Easily my favourite comedian. His jokes are easy to steal and use down the pub. You know, pub. Remember those?
Aahh the memories of the pub. Takes me back to the good old days 🤣
What are jokes? 🤔
Yeah, pubs...sigh! We were so young and naive back then! Love the schadenfreude and the porpoise jokes - classics!! Now, just have to go on a crawl to use these jokes 🍸🍻
@@erinobrien8408 🤣👌🤣
Don't you long for precedented times? The Before Time seems so long ago.
Absolutely class. Nearly had an asthma attack. Bought a xmas tree........"are you going to put it up yourself?"........ "no I thought the living room!" 😂
I've seen them all but gary is the best of one liners can watch him for hours love it 8 kind regards colin from croydon surrey 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks Gary for putting some laughter and a smile on all our faces during this shite time we are in.
Great Stuff
Glad i found this compilation . One of the best British comedians. I miss your humour since i left the uk
I think he's very under rated. Should be more famous 😊
👍🏻🤪
You know you’re good when you’ve got other comedians crying with laughter!👍🏻
This comment makes no sense.
@@fezzik7619 how so?
@@bigkuriboh3814 It’s as if he’s saying comedians have a different sense of humor than everyone else which just isn’t true. Like just because they’re professional joke tellers it takes more to make them laugh. If someone is funny they’re funny, simple as that.
@@fezzik7619 I think it is quite reasonable to suggest that people whose work lives are literally all about comedy would mean they would be harder to tickle. Would you be more impressed making me laugh, or making Jack Dee laugh?
@@bigkuriboh3814 Neither. Humor is subjective. A person will find what you say funny or they won’t. It depends on their overall sense of humor and the style(s) of humor that appeal to them. I wouldn’t feel it more of an accomplishment to make a famous comedian laugh as I don’t put any stock in celebrity.
Forget how funny he is ain't watched in a while been cracking up at this
My favouritist comedian of ever... I have watched this compilation countless times and still laugh my arse off every time 😂😂😂
Brilliant stuff. Just brilliant. I've come up with a hundred great one liners this year, but I stole them all from you. It was a stoke of genius.
"Knock knock, who's there grandad shit stop the funeral" 🤣🤣
😂
Gary Delaney is absolutely hilarious. Just quality material
Excellent from start to finish. Every pun a winner. You can have this one: My grandad was responsible for bringing down several Nazi planes during WW2. The Luftwaffe said he was the worst mechanic they ever employed.
TONY GRIFFIN. Great joke 😂😂😂😂
@@susanjewitt8783 Thanks!
Hahahahahaaahahahh
Meh joke.
Top class
The one with couple weaving on the road and you shouting: GET A LOOM! Had me in tears 🤣🤣🎉 Love from Denmark
Alcoholic ginger beer was an absolute belter, as was the diesel escort
So many funny tv shows in the UK, love watching them. This is one of my favorites, and Gary should be on alot more of those shows, this was epic 😂
I can rewatch this material over and over......never get bored, gary, tim vine ,milton and stu francis are the dogs bollocks 👍
Well this just made my day a lot better. Thanks for the laughs Gary.
Absolutely brilliant.....watching this in bed at night with headphones on and been told off by the other half for laughing so much🤣
Abso-tively, Pos-ilutely HILARIOUS
I love the way he cracks himself up! 🤣
You are one talented man Gary, thanks so much for sharing. Can't wait to see you live once life returns to normal..
In my humble opinion this man is a comic genius, his timing and delivery is perfect..... one liners - Tommy Cooper - never heard of her! ;)
"Muzzle him."
"I don't know, but he's got a beard"
That's absolutely brilliant.
I’m so going to use that at work tomorrow
My stomach hurts and my face is wet from the tears!
Sooo needed a good laugh in 2021.
Thanks heaps mate. Love your work!
I'm gonna be honest and say I'm stealing these one liners, comedy gold.🤣😂👍
So fast and the best at one liners. Go Gary!
I really enjoy the mix of dark and punny humour, as a non native speaker there are some jokes i only get the second time round, but i have to say you're really good at making people laugh without the need for a long anecdote for a setup and just blasting punchlines at people in rapid succession. Keep it up! Especially in these Dark Times.
Greetings from the land of the unfunny and the Schadenfreude
Priceless!
always been my king of one liners. Love to see him live (in New Zealand)
Razor sharp edgy wit that turns me upside down I’m laughing so hard. Brilliantly clever puns that make the other comedians wonder how he comes up with them.
could watch you all day
I've been watching, thanks for Gary Delaneying.
Milton Jones: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
He's so underrated... he is so funny 😂
Gary, you are a genius. Thank you for all the laughs
He’s absolutely brilliant live, so many jokes in one night. See him if you get a chance.
You can see the other comedians die inside when he tells some of his jokes.
Thank God the video finally ended! I just couldn't sustain so much laughing out loud. I'm in tears of laughter. 👍🙏
"Last night I had beef stew with dumplings. I shouldn't call her that but she's a big girl" Lol 😂 That's hilarious.
Genius. Why I loved George Carlin so much, the play on words. Well done!
Always makes me laugh which in these difficult times is worth it’s weight in gold 👍
Best comedian ever. Love your work. Thanks.
Incredibly funny and an imagination that’s in the stratosphere clever beyond words👍🏼
It's just as funny second time around 🤣👏😁 One liners are hard, but beautiful when timed and delivered like this 😎👍
Always looked forward to Gary on Mock The Week 😂 Must try & see him live 😊
Tour on sale now at GaryDelaney.com more dates to be added through 2021 as places reopen.
trying to make food on a come down with this on and im dying with laughter. absolute creasing me up. top man :)
Cracks me Gary up when you start laughing before the punchline....
It’s as if you know what’s coming. 😂
Some of these jokes are so nicely layered with darker tones and "chef's kiss" play on words.
Thank you Mr.Delaney.
PS You make me laugh more rapidly than Sarah does, but I prefer listening to her voice. Anyhow, you're both champions. Carry on.
Sooo dammed funny. Just discovered him and gonna book up for his next tour.
Haven't laughed this hard in ages. In tears
Such a gift.
This bloke is brilliant.
Simply brilliant. Wanted to watch Garry live at a venue near me. Sold out in hours!
The people on my mailing list tend to snap up all the tickets before they reach general sale in smaller venues. Join the mailing list!
Funny funny man with perfect comic timing , there is something
dark about Gary Delaneys comedy which is truly fabulous , love it
This guy is brilliant.
One liners are the best comedians by far
You deserve a day off for that Nando's joke. Absolute quality.
Seeing Gary in the summer at Worcester 🙂
Excellent Gary. :)
The "Pro Bono" and "Winnie the Pooh" gags were my favourites.
thx gary, love your stuff
Brilliant fresh comedian, had me laughing start to finish
Your one-liners are brilliant. Just purchased your book 🙌🏼
Thanks
Some cracking stuff in there....
Mint
Excellent- sooooo very clever🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏
Fantastic.actually sitting here laughing loudly to myself.brilliant
Absolutely brilliant.
Awesome!!!!! keep it up!
I liked the ones that made you laugh as you were telling them!
*pauses for the crowd to appriciate the Loom pun*
WAIT WAIT i have one more! dont want you to mistake me for a clean comic!
Thus guy is amazing!
Very Funny gags . Howling here- I just trod on the dog!!
Wow, I needed this right now, brilliant!!🤣🤣
Absolutely brilliant. Just too good
Diesel in the escort! 😂😂😂😂😂
A A calm down. Love it!
Bookmarked in my Favourites, the best stuff
Just my cup of tea ☕ 😂✌
Even the 'tame' material he can say on tv is great, but his stand up is just brilliant.
saw you at Grappenall warrington. You made me cry ( in a good way)
I hear the voiceless screaming and they are deafening to the peaceful silence.
#JustSayNoTrust
It's okay to hug it out
Just brilliant!
Recently saw Gary live. Hilarious man!!
Thank you for coming to a show.
Amazingly funny thanks Gary
Oh my goodness. I needed that laugh.
Whaaaat the tetris joke excellent !!
Great comedian.
Keep up the jokes pal
Loving the scouse joke :)
Had no idea, this guy is REALLY good!
The best one liner comedian ever!
Nope.. Tim vine is
@@mewan1708 It's all personal taste and I go with Gary Delaney for one-liners. I have seen a lot of Tim Vine, admittedly only on tv, and genuine can't remember finding many of his jokes funny, and I find a lot of his jokes/puns where he has visual props to be very contrived and laboured. However I accept many people find him funny so put it down to differences of taste. It's the same with Peter Kay. A friend showed me several DVDs of his live shows one evening and I couldn't find any humour whatsoever in several hours of material, but all the while my friend was in hysterics. On the flip side - I really like Jerry Sadowitz but I know many people who really hate him. I also like several female comedians but know people who don't believe a woman can be funny. Taste is ephemeral.
I don't say one comedian is better than another, but I do say I prefer one comedian to another.
@@jonsirulesx9929 well said
This man is very funny, "I laughed till I stopped"
Gary mate! I think you have a really good balance of comedy, some outright hilarious stuff to totally cringing gags that cross the line but not too far, just enough to keep us shocked. Too far ruins a joke in my opinion because you dont know if you should be laughing or not, yours were just enough to maximise the laugh if you get me. You got it spot on👍
Love it!!!!!