fun fact, the cycloid emperor can be killed by just flying up really high and waiting directly above him The cycloid emperor still tries to shoot straight up at you, but due to his enormous hitbox he just shoots the rockets at himself.
@The Xenomorphian that jetpack has added countless hours of entertainment and creativity to duke nukem custom levels......if the only downside is that you can kill the cycloid emperor in a super specific way if you know exactly what to do.....i see no downside at all
It's funny how, in-universe, they'll rush out a Duke Nukem movie during an alien invasion but take 12 years to make the game Duke's playing at the beginning of DNF. :P
I'm a bit surprised that when he was asked if a game that very falsely depicts him waiting like a goddamn toady for ammo drops and backup during a fight he actually won single-handedly with the wide repertoire he was carrying - something he knows to be the case because he was fucking there - was any good, he answers in the affirmative :/
*employees at gearbox find 90% completed duke forever build from 2001 on an old backup server* "hey randy pitchford can we release this somehow to the fans" "no" "why not, well fix it up and make it working, you dont even have to pay us well do it for free" "no" --heavily based on a true story
I'm curious how, even after that, a Gearbox employee (or former employee) didn't end up leaking it. I guess it must've been in a certain state that wasn't easily leakable, I've worked on projects in my career that require weird server connections to run in debug so maybe that's why it never got leaked.
The N64 versions of Duke aren't really even bad. There is also The Manhattan Project, though it's a 2.5D platformer. Though I guess zero hour is third person so whatever. The Serious Duke 3-D uses sounds and assets from The Manhattan project as well.
That point about "a real level designer" has been on my mind since Sigil. There's moments where Romero is really just trying to "get" you with cheesy traps that are easy to see through, and it really stood out as this exchange between level designer and player. It's something I've been missing especially from newer games, but never really knew how to put that to words.
Simple really. When you make games or levels in this case just because it's your job and not because you have fun and love making them you get boring stuff like most games today. Thankfully there are still teams out there doing this because they love it...until publishers like 3D Realms come along and wreck your game's fame and all your hard work in a day. :(
Doom 3 survivors just fighting just to live Civvie: *Murders for sport* Duke Nukem babes pleading for death with survival most likely impossible after whatever's happened to them: Civvie: *Bends time to "save" as many as possible*
Well civvie has good intentions and it is stated that everyone but the doom guy himself died at the mars base, with or without civvies help, they were dead
I thing I discovered when playing duke 3D (dos version). If you shrink the babes and then hit them with the freezer. after the shrink wears of they are: A: like 20% bigger B: invincible This can be very handy in some situations... like the final boss avoids spawning assault commanders by accident.
You don't like the Freezethrower, Civvie? I'll just say this: it's by far the best way to stunlock to death the bomb drones in levels where you don't have doors to hide behind, without wasting Ripper ammo that's best used on things that are more than annoyances. Hopefully you get to read this before you start recording Pro Nukem 3D: The Birth.
they just dodge it. or you have to get pretty close. I just use the pistol, pretty reliable from a safe distance. or the expander in ep 4, kills them fast, accurate, they can't dodge it.
They only dodge it if you fire once or twice. If you shoot it in a constant stream, they get confused and keep changing directions. Plus, long-range combat isn't really Duke Nukem 3D's suit unless you count the pistol autoaim.
@@LeFaucheur You don't always have room to plink with the pistol, and when you do they take more than 12 shots so the reload pause can let them in close. The expander ammo is rare and I tend to use it to blow up clusters of enemies when my RPG ammo is low. In Babe Land, for example. The freezethrower has no such situational uses and it's easy to waste ammo on a frozen enemy. Not drones, though, the FT kills them outright. (And turrets depending on the level.)
@@DinnerForkTongue yeah, I'm not a big freezethrower user. actually I probably use the chaingun more than the pistol on sentry drones, but the pistol works pretty well, especially long range. I think room is far less often a problem than losing track of them. the main map where room is a problem would be warp factor
Freezethrower is great against Protector Drones in Birth. It does a lot of damage and stuns then so you can kill them without having to burn all of your chaingun ammo. People seem to not like it as much in this game though. I guess it's because the Shrinker is just so strong.
World Tour has the evil of Pitchford all over it, but the catharsis of listening to commentary tracks where Blum & Gray spend most of The Birth saying how bad he is at level design almost made it worth the price of admission.
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 The slimes are probably the most dangerous enemy in Quake. There's a part in Episode 4 where you get pushed down into a pit with them, and on Hard there's LOTS of those bastards there, absolute nightmare.
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine I remember getting through that without getting hit the first time, but I forgot to autosave so when I had to do it the second time I got wrecked xD
11:06 I had no idea that was an abortion clinic all the times I played. I thought it was the apartment of a crappy dentist or hairdresser and the fetuses were jars of pickles. They probably _are_ pickled, but...
Only other guy who did music from the 90's I can say that rivals Bobby Prince or Lee Jackson would be Alexandra Brandon, the guy who did Jazz Jackrabbit's soundtrack.
@AverageJoe8686 What an amazingly fresh statement I have never heard in all my years. "5.56x45mm is better" [insert random bullet here] is better. 5.45x39mm is better than 5.56 because you can shoot it out of an SBR with less issues and accuracy loss. 7.62x51mm or 7.62x54R are better because you can hit insurgents way up in the mountains with less pitiful drop-off than 5.56. 7.62x39mm is better because it over penetrates light cover. Didn't someone invent .300 AAC Blackout, (a 7.62×35mm round) expressly for the purpose of making a punchier gun than a 5.56 AR, that used the EXACT same magazines as a 5.56 AR, and preforms ultimately better out of a short barrel than a standard 5.56 ever could? _Hmmmm._ Why would they ever do such a thing, 5.56 is perfect...! Nevermind the fact that anyone who isn't afraid of a little additional weight can comfortably carry 330~ rounds of 7.62x39mm on their person for a "combat" load. Nevermind the fact that 7.62x39mm is cheaper than 5.56 (on the US civilian market) and you can run steel case with no issues out of an AK, which I've yet to see with any steel case .223 ammo I've ever used in an AR-15. Nevermind the fact that pansies complain about the weight of warsaw-pact weapons / cold war battle rifles (and their ammo) because the insanely light AR-15 and its variants have ingrained into their soft heads that "a nine pound rifle" is quote: "toooooo heavy!" When in reality a 10 pound rifle (like a Yugoslavian m70) isn't even close to insanity, go grab an m60, m240b, or literally any proper GPMG ever made if you want to complain about weight, not an AKM. This is of course Ignoring the fact that weight is a natural recoil reducer and that "lighter" guns aren't always necessarily better. There's a healthy balance you've gotta hold, or you end up with a gun like the AR-10 that doesn't weigh enough to help combat the recoil of a full power 7.62x51mm round in full auto. But what do I know, 5.56 is clearly the best round ever built, _some guy told me so!_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@xmm-cf5eg Don't look at me. I did my military service while we were still using the ye olde G3 that gave the AK a run for its money in terms of durability and reliability. I've lugged my share of gun and ammunition around. Of course, I'm sufficiently Norwegian that I am for very strict civilian gun laws, but hey.
corhellion Ion Maiden & Brutal Doom Extermination Day: "Somebody call for us?" Civvie: "Oh yes." Blood 2: "woohoo!" Civvie, Ion Maiden and BDED: "NOT YOU!"
Ok I think if 3D Realms actually does still have the 2001 build of Duke Nukem Forever, they should give it to Civvie and have him play and review it and that's the public reveal.
@@Isaacfess no but he needs too. Randy just needs to give the IP up, preferably back to 3D Realms but at this point 3D realms may not want to be involved with the game property that almost got the studio shut down lol
The helicopter isn't mirrored, the text on it isn't backwards: it's M3KUN, which means if it were backwards, it would have 'normally' had a backwards k and 3. And the 3 isn't a backwards E, because it clearly has rounded corners. Also, the 3D Realms logo just above that is the right way around.
I have never clicked a link faster in my life. I was not disappointed. Recently found you Civvie. Quickly became a big fan. :) Good luck in Super Prison though. :(
@JOEL BARRY COTTER Thanks! If I fail, I will. But I would be willing to settle out of court for say.... a Pro Duke Nukem Forever video (including DLC).
Good luck! I remember one exam where I had to study for a test the next day, but I kept watching Friends episodes. After each episode I'd say to myself: "okay, just one more, and then I'll start." I ended up watching a whole season and had to go write the test with no sleep at all. Good times.
Useful tip about freezethrower: Sentry Drones can’t evade projectiles of this gun, so it’s a very good weapon against them. And also, this gun is effective against enforcers who comes in groups, since shooting them with Ripper makes them automatically shoot at you, and shotgun can be a bit problematic to use against groups of them….
I've been really depressed about things in my personal life, but I always get an HONEST chuckle out of your videos. Katie's editorial work is Absolutely amazing. Your videos were the spark to build a PC of my own and get back into some of my hobbies that I truly enjoyed when I was younger. Thank you.
@@madmonty4761 what the hell does that have to do with the comment you’re responding to? Also, DNF isn’t even that bad. Everyone acts like it’s the worst game of all time when it’s not. It’s just painfully average.
Saving the babes seems like an exercise in futility and even if you do save them imagine the ptsd they have to live with... EDIT: Pro Rise of the Triad when Civvie?
He still has The Birth to cover, and the World Tour edition (Hi Randy, you fuck!), and Life's A Beach, and Duke it out D.C. At least he already covered Nuclear Winter. "It's not nice to shoot Santa."
The "rails" aren't actually electrified on Rabid Transit but they are on the Dark Side trains. You can still get run over though. Also, Brutal Doom Extermination day has a metro level like this crossed with Blood 2 if the latter was actually well done or even medium rare. It has properly shaped escalators leading down to it like in Ion Maiden despite being the Doom engine and like Blood 1, you kill the train. Backtracking down the tunnel is impossible though as there's a lava pit using the instant death floors from Strife. If the Doom Slayer chose to speak, he'd say here: "I should have known those demon bastards booby-trapped this subway."
Okay so the first time I looked at that comment, it took me a moment to remember what it meant because my first thoughts actually ran to the RKO Outta Nowhere. Which I'd forgotten about until now.
Back in my day a weird bug could be activated to make immortal babes. First you shrink her, then shoot her just once with the freezethrower. If done right, the babe would become bigger and indestructible.
"Subway library"... I think that reference is Richard Donner's Superman movie, where Lex Luthor had his base in the subway or the sewer or whatever for some reason
9:53 will never stop being the funniest thing ever. The messages indicating Civvie spamming the jetpack key, the music sting from the finale of Die Hard, the slow motion falling - topped with the PINNACLE of comedic, anti-climatic timing. Makes me wonder - Die Hard Nakatomi Plaza WHEN CIVVIE?! (it's powered by Lithtech! A Die Hard 2024 Christmas Special?!)
Civvie: *Saves literally 100% of the babes* Leela: You let too many girls die. You have failed in your mission. Civvie: FUUUUUUUUU...! The Rose and Bob BQ in Pro Marathon Trilogy are gonna suck. At least Liacrow's awesome Marathon Redux mod makes those escort missions winnable.
Genuinely surprised you didn't point out the shortcut in fahrenheit. At the very beginning of the level, the exit is right behind a large pipe with a crack wide enough to throw a pipebomb through, so you can set off the destructable wall behind and exit the level first thing. =D
18:40 Rooms like that make you wonder why Duke never got a nuke, or his equivalent to a BFG. It seems so odd that Duke Nukem never got Nuke, and an old asian man got so many.
Great as ever Civvie. Those few days sure took their time and that segment really has some trance-like qualities to it. What's the music that plays during it at 23:24 ?
Funny enough you can throw a pipe bomb through the giant vault door if you blow up a crack that is inside the turning gears room, there a slight opening in the door that you can shoot or throw pipebombs xD
fun fact, the cycloid emperor can be killed by just flying up really high and waiting directly above him
The cycloid emperor still tries to shoot straight up at you, but due to his enormous hitbox he just shoots the rockets at himself.
It's really not a very good final boss, is it?
@@reloadpsi its pretty good, we have just had 25 years to mess with it
@The Xenomorphian that jetpack has added countless hours of entertainment and creativity to duke nukem custom levels......if the only downside is that you can kill the cycloid emperor in a super specific way if you know exactly what to do.....i see no downside at all
I didn't know that, I'll have to try it.
@The Xenomorphian The fuck you talking about "poor choice"? The jetpack is fun. You know...what a game should be.
It's funny how, in-universe, they'll rush out a Duke Nukem movie during an alien invasion but take 12 years to make the game Duke's playing at the beginning of DNF. :P
I'm a bit surprised that when he was asked if a game that very falsely depicts him waiting like a goddamn toady for ammo drops and backup during a fight he actually won single-handedly with the wide repertoire he was carrying - something he knows to be the case because he was fucking there - was any good, he answers in the affirmative :/
I just like how DNF also stands for Did Not Finish, an accurate description of that game.
@@crispypeepohole69 I was always a fan of that one.
@@reloadpsi "a bit" is an understatement, my man
@@reloadpsi Not to mention that before everything you described, he's in a bathroom playing with poop.
*employees at gearbox find 90% completed duke forever build from 2001 on an old backup server*
"hey randy pitchford can we release this somehow to the fans"
"no"
"why not, well fix it up and make it working, you dont even have to pay us well do it for free"
"no"
--heavily based on a true story
michael lozada that shit made me emotional, so beautiful 😢
Fuck Randy Bitchford.
oh, fuck u pitchford
This sounds like a family guy sketch
I'm curious how, even after that, a Gearbox employee (or former employee) didn't end up leaking it. I guess it must've been in a certain state that wasn't easily leakable, I've worked on projects in my career that require weird server connections to run in debug so maybe that's why it never got leaked.
The subway library is a reference to the 70s Superman movie. Lex Luthor’s lab is accessed through a subway tunnel.
Plot-Twist, Civvie hits 100K subscribers then just plays the N64 Duke games instead of forever.
No way... i want him to play that crap of DNF. xD
Or DNF 2013
The Pro Birth when Civvie 👋
The N64 versions of Duke aren't really even bad. There is also The Manhattan Project, though it's a 2.5D platformer. Though I guess zero hour is third person so whatever. The Serious Duke 3-D uses sounds and assets from The Manhattan project as well.
he has to play the ps1 duke nukem game, time to kill
That point about "a real level designer" has been on my mind since Sigil. There's moments where Romero is really just trying to "get" you with cheesy traps that are easy to see through, and it really stood out as this exchange between level designer and player. It's something I've been missing especially from newer games, but never really knew how to put that to words.
Simple really. When you make games or levels in this case just because it's your job and not because you have fun and love making them you get boring stuff like most games today. Thankfully there are still teams out there doing this because they love it...until publishers like 3D Realms come along and wreck your game's fame and all your hard work in a day. :(
fucker cant even code a hitscan properly.
Sigil the city of doors?
Bless your sincere efforts to make last-action-himbo actually save the babes.
Love this whole sentence
Last Action Himbo is the kind of gold that makes reading UA-cam comments worthwhile. Sometimes.
That's a top tier comment right here
unfortunatly not all babes can be saved
That's one thing I like about the N64 version, you're rewarded for saving the babes by interaction.
Doom 3 survivors just fighting just to live
Civvie: *Murders for sport*
Duke Nukem babes pleading for death with survival most likely impossible after whatever's happened to them:
Civvie: *Bends time to "save" as many as possible*
Well civvie has good intentions and it is stated that everyone but the doom guy himself died at the mars base, with or without civvies help, they were dead
Civvie: Randy, I have come to bargain.
"Just cover anything that might turn somebody on."
*black screen*
But what do you cover a black screen with?
@@diggraver2929 A pentablack screen
Joke's on him, black screens are my fetish.
same way to cover anything that might trigger some people
still not enough to prevent triggering of resetera....
Our current culture....hell even a black screen might trigger someone.
The stage is set. The storm is coming.
You knew you would have to eventually. You could never escape *forever.*
Hard to believe Gordon Ramsey named his show after a Duke 3D level
Gordon Ramsay is the culinary equivalent of Duke.
@@jamesflames6987 fucking perfect?
Yeah that's usually the first thing I think of with that show too :P
FFFFFFUCKING RAW
The city in Nee York was also named after Duke Nukem. Crazy world man
The fall gag from Die Hard gets me every time.
same. the desperate mashing of the J key is perfection
"I ain't afraid of no Quake"
[Laughs in HUH]
HUH?
HUUH
[Laughs in NIИ]
@@Alberto309 [Laughs in David Fincher movie soundtrack]
now we're just making youtube poop noises.
Pro Chex Quest when Civvie ?
Yes, please do this Civvie
A million subscribers probably
There’s the real question.
No point
Already an avgn episode about it
I mean, I guess he did it
The ending of The Birth is even funnier: "look out for a Duke Nukem sequel soon!"
A few days....A few days.....A few days.
Well, they did make a bunch of Duke games between then and Forever, including the excellent Manhattan Project six years later.
I love how he saved all the babes, but self-destructed the level anyway.
I thing I discovered when playing duke 3D (dos version).
If you shrink the babes and then hit them with the freezer.
after the shrink wears of they are:
A: like 20% bigger
B: invincible
This can be very handy in some situations... like the final boss
avoids spawning assault commanders by accident.
I imagine someone's into that, but I imagine doing so would leave the babes somewhat... frigid.
Now I need to try this. I hope it doesn't awaken anything in me.
Friendly reminder that civvie is roughly 8000 subscribers away from playing Duke Nukem Forever
The Time will be soon
@abcde 12345 In the description here man
I subscribed after his previous Duke video for this exact horrible reason
7824 now
still hoping he buys into my ARMA request someday.
Pro Life's A Beach?
Pro Dukein' Out in DC?
Pro Duke: Nuclear Winter?
Pro The Birth and Alien World Order?
Pro isle of the dead plZ
Pro abortion jokes when civvie?
I don't think Alien World Order runs in EDuke.
@Mr VT I'm assuming that doesn't have an epic lag spike every time an as-yet unused sound effect is used? :P (Fuck off, Randy.)
@Mr VT Good lad.
Duke was ready for more after just a few days. It was the aliens that needed all those years to recover.
I'm thinking that the subway library, along with the pool in that area, are references to Lex Luthor's hideout in Superman: The Movie
wow i never thought of that ive played dn3d like 400 times and still never once considered that but it does fit
You don't like the Freezethrower, Civvie? I'll just say this: it's by far the best way to stunlock to death the bomb drones in levels where you don't have doors to hide behind, without wasting Ripper ammo that's best used on things that are more than annoyances.
Hopefully you get to read this before you start recording Pro Nukem 3D: The Birth.
they just dodge it. or you have to get pretty close. I just use the pistol, pretty reliable from a safe distance. or the expander in ep 4, kills them fast, accurate, they can't dodge it.
They only dodge it if you fire once or twice. If you shoot it in a constant stream, they get confused and keep changing directions. Plus, long-range combat isn't really Duke Nukem 3D's suit unless you count the pistol autoaim.
@@LeFaucheur
You don't always have room to plink with the pistol, and when you do they take more than 12 shots so the reload pause can let them in close.
The expander ammo is rare and I tend to use it to blow up clusters of enemies when my RPG ammo is low. In Babe Land, for example.
The freezethrower has no such situational uses and it's easy to waste ammo on a frozen enemy. Not drones, though, the FT kills them outright. (And turrets depending on the level.)
@@DinnerForkTongue yeah, I'm not a big freezethrower user. actually I probably use the chaingun more than the pistol on sentry drones, but the pistol works pretty well, especially long range. I think room is far less often a problem than losing track of them. the main map where room is a problem would be warp factor
Freezethrower is great against Protector Drones in Birth. It does a lot of damage and stuns then so you can kill them without having to burn all of your chaingun ammo. People seem to not like it as much in this game though. I guess it's because the Shrinker is just so strong.
9:53
My god this reference is a beautiful one
Not only is he falling off a building like Hans Gruber
The level is set in LA just like Nakatomi Plaza
Just watched DH yday. XD
Babes: (exist)
Aliens: *What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss...*
Plot twist Civvie plays duke nukem forever for on the build engine.
Plot tits- I mean twist, Civvie plays the DNF Doom mod
He should. That's a legitimately great mod. Especially the "Community DLC" add-on.
Civvie, you're at 91K...you better be ready.
92K now.
@@corhellion SOON
A few days...a few days...a few days...a few days...
he gonna do it at 100k?
@@KingLich451 Probably not exactly. Civvie DOES take a while to make videos
World Tour has the evil of Pitchford all over it, but the catharsis of listening to commentary tracks where Blum & Gray spend most of The Birth saying how bad he is at level design almost made it worth the price of admission.
At 100k DNF should be played on console for the loading times to have the true DNF experience
Fuck.. I remember that, 5 minute load times. You spent more time on loading screens than playing the damn game.
@@Conflict1922 kinda like Anthem
Clicked faster than i can strafe in Quake... Gotta love Duke Nukem Forever in your execution
PRO Quake when, Civvie?
Also GIANT props for you for saving babes
I wanna pro quake so bad
@@christiangottsacker6932 Cant wait to see him with the vores and slime bastards
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 The slimes are probably the most dangerous enemy in Quake. There's a part in Episode 4 where you get pushed down into a pit with them, and on Hard there's LOTS of those bastards there, absolute nightmare.
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine I remember getting through that without getting hit the first time, but I forgot to autosave so when I had to do it the second time I got wrecked xD
11:06 I had no idea that was an abortion clinic all the times I played. I thought it was the apartment of a crappy dentist or hairdresser and the fetuses were jars of pickles. They probably _are_ pickled, but...
Yummy pickled fetuses
oh no
Circus freakshows from the old days called them "pickled punks".
@@randomkriegsman8444 the most important ingredient of the forbidden sandwich
Its funny theres even a demon alien human hybrid aborted fetus
Total casualties:
3 Babes
5 % of Civie's Dignity (for doing Babe%)
15 honor (5 per lost babe)
30+ unsuccesful timelines (duke or babe dies)
Only other guy who did music from the 90's I can say that rivals Bobby Prince or Lee Jackson would be Alexandra Brandon, the guy who did Jazz Jackrabbit's soundtrack.
*Alexander
Also Michiel Van Den Bos, who collab'ed with him on making the absolutely immortal soundtrack for Unreal and Deus Ex.
Dinner-fork tongue Yup. And UT99
David Wise was good too
"terminate this joke." welp, I'm going straight to hell.
jokes on you, this IS hell! www.imdb.com/title/tt4955642/
It's okay, I rented us a timeshare for when we get there.
@@xmm-cf5eg 5.56 is better because you can carry more :P
@AverageJoe8686
What an amazingly fresh statement I have never heard in all my years.
"5.56x45mm is better" [insert random bullet here] is better.
5.45x39mm is better than 5.56 because you can shoot it out of an SBR with less issues and accuracy loss. 7.62x51mm or 7.62x54R are better because you can hit insurgents way up in the mountains with less pitiful drop-off than 5.56. 7.62x39mm is better because it over penetrates light cover.
Didn't someone invent .300 AAC Blackout, (a 7.62×35mm round) expressly for the purpose of making a punchier gun than a 5.56 AR, that used the EXACT same magazines as a 5.56 AR, and preforms ultimately better out of a short barrel than a standard 5.56 ever could? _Hmmmm._ Why would they ever do such a thing, 5.56 is perfect...!
Nevermind the fact that anyone who isn't afraid of a little additional weight can comfortably carry 330~ rounds of 7.62x39mm on their person for a "combat" load.
Nevermind the fact that 7.62x39mm is cheaper than 5.56 (on the US civilian market) and you can run steel case with no issues out of an AK, which I've yet to see with any steel case .223 ammo I've ever used in an AR-15.
Nevermind the fact that pansies complain about the weight of warsaw-pact weapons / cold war battle rifles (and their ammo) because the insanely light AR-15 and its variants have ingrained into their soft heads that "a nine pound rifle" is quote: "toooooo heavy!"
When in reality a 10 pound rifle (like a Yugoslavian m70) isn't even close to insanity, go grab an m60, m240b, or literally any proper GPMG ever made if you want to complain about weight, not an AKM.
This is of course Ignoring the fact that weight is a natural recoil reducer and that "lighter" guns aren't always necessarily better. There's a healthy balance you've gotta hold, or you end up with a gun like the AR-10 that doesn't weigh enough to help combat the recoil of a full power 7.62x51mm round in full auto.
But what do I know, 5.56 is clearly the best round ever built, _some guy told me so!_
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@xmm-cf5eg Don't look at me. I did my military service while we were still using the ye olde G3 that gave the AK a run for its money in terms of durability and reliability. I've lugged my share of gun and ammunition around. Of course, I'm sufficiently Norwegian that I am for very strict civilian gun laws, but hey.
The Nerd played Chex Quest yesterday, and today civvie played Duke Episode 3. I'm having a good weekend
An FPS weekend, college boy
The nerd...eww Lmao jeez
Civvie should do a pro Chex Quest.
He really should
AVGN's still better than half the shit on this site Vasheal, hamfisted sponsor ads and all.
15:37
Tek War - "Am I a Joke to you?"
Civvie - "Yes."
Tek War - "Well..I..." * pouts *
corhellion Ion Maiden & Brutal Doom Extermination Day: "Somebody call for us?"
Civvie: "Oh yes."
Blood 2: "woohoo!"
Civvie, Ion Maiden and BDED: "NOT YOU!"
8:22 “in 1996 you didn’t see a lot of underwater areas in FPS games.” *laughs in Marathon 2: Durandal and Marathon Infinity*
I have noticed that civvie 11 s mood and capacity for life is improving. Good on him))
Just wait until DNF review
IDHLEB when that gonna happen, i gonna have the biggest wonder bonner ever then))
The DNF review will restart his mental and emotional state, setting the stage of the downward spiral of Civvie Season 2
Vague Luminary i well. I am gonna pray for his mental stability.))
@@VagueLuminary its gonna be glorious
Duke needs a comeback. A REAL comeback.
11:52 It's not mirrored, the K is facing the right direction
Jesus I remember when Civvie was at 40k now we are very close to Duke Nukem Forever
I'm excited to hear Civvie fight the urge to vomit blood when he plays DNF. I promise not to get too aroused.
Oh god....noooo
Will you witness him?
Man, the Randy roasting is going to be real
24/7 Cold room for that review.
I won't make any promises about my level of arousal.
Suffering is kind of my thing.
Ok I think if 3D Realms actually does still have the 2001 build of Duke Nukem Forever, they should give it to Civvie and have him play and review it and that's the public reveal.
Problem is that it'd be Greasy Bastard who'd make that decision.
Kinda hard to get on a company's good side when you (rightfully) shit-talk their boss.
Randy ain't givin that up so easily lol
@@xmm-cf5eg TBF, Rando Pitchfork is an ass who rightfully deserves the scorn
@@Isaacfess no but he needs too. Randy just needs to give the IP up, preferably back to 3D Realms but at this point 3D realms may not want to be involved with the game property that almost got the studio shut down lol
Showing true dedication if he has advertising transmissions. I love this guy
I like how it says 451 on the fire truck
Civvie, you know that girl you saved from the pig cops?
I think that was Jill Valentine from the original Resident Evil 3.
I think the subway library leading and the level names Fahrenheit is a reference to Fahrenheit 451.
The helicopter isn't mirrored, the text on it isn't backwards: it's M3KUN, which means if it were backwards, it would have 'normally' had a backwards k and 3. And the 3 isn't a backwards E, because it clearly has rounded corners. Also, the 3D Realms logo just above that is the right way around.
"ok im gonna try to absorb some of the explosion"....you're a good man civvie
Civvie's channel: come for the great game review/commentary, stay for the abortion jokes.
It's a real bang around here.
No hang ups on this humor!
@Teebles
I'll be here all week folks, try the veal.
is this what it's like to have a favorite youtube channel?
@@EmeraldLavigne Truth..
@@EmeraldLavigne but he covered the entire screen in black just so you can't :(
*_A FEW DAYS, CIVVIE_*
🔫🚬☢🇺🇸
a few days.
a few days
What’s the music in the sequence called I’ve been lookin for it for a while
2:30 he sung so good my headphones actually cut out when that happened.
Like, for real, my headphones stopped working as soon as duke started singing.
Any day civvie uploads is a god damn good day
I have never clicked a link faster in my life. I was not disappointed.
Recently found you Civvie. Quickly became a big fan. :)
Good luck in Super Prison though. :(
I'm stoked to see how fast this channel's sub count has risen! I subbed around 15k and it doesn't feel like it was all that long ago..
I was here at 12k around November, it's incredible how much he's grown and he totally deserves it!
14k I think for me, his shit's too good to be this low.
I just hope "the general public" of youtube doesn't ruin the fun when he eventually gets big.
That just happens because he's a genuinely good content creator.
I got to replay Dusk because of him.
Helicopter isn't mirrored, look at the 'K', it's "M3KUN".
OK, somebody else saw it. I'm not going crazy.
Waking up on Saturday morning (for Brazilians at least) with a Civvie 11 video, now that's how I like it!
Saturday evening for evropeans
@Tom Garcia ae sim! Mais BRs que acompanham o Civvie 11 :D
Civvie na BGS 2019 confirmado
whatever time of day it is here, I can't tell from inside this damp cave.
It was Saturday afternoon while I was on the toilet visiting my little brother. Ended up being a long bathroom break :P
Civvie, please! I have to study for my finals!
@JOEL BARRY COTTER Thanks!
If I fail, I will. But I would be willing to settle out of court for say.... a Pro Duke Nukem Forever video (including DLC).
Civvie: "Too bad!"
Good luck! I remember one exam where I had to study for a test the next day, but I kept watching Friends episodes. After each episode I'd say to myself: "okay, just one more, and then I'll start." I ended up watching a whole season and had to go write the test with no sleep at all. Good times.
Look Who wee Have Here.
Modern education is a shitshow, you'll be fine.
Useful tip about freezethrower: Sentry Drones can’t evade projectiles of this gun, so it’s a very good weapon against them. And also, this gun is effective against enforcers who comes in groups, since shooting them with Ripper makes them automatically shoot at you, and shotgun can be a bit problematic to use against groups of them….
"The aliens keep coming but they can't stand up to the raw power of one roided up swole dude with a bunch of guns."
I've been really depressed about things in my personal life, but I always get an HONEST chuckle out of your videos. Katie's editorial work is Absolutely amazing.
Your videos were the spark to build a PC of my own and get back into some of my hobbies that I truly enjoyed when I was younger.
Thank you.
I know dnf sucks
@@madmonty4761 what the hell does that have to do with the comment you’re responding to? Also, DNF isn’t even that bad. Everyone acts like it’s the worst game of all time when it’s not. It’s just painfully average.
@@Rountree1985 a duke nukem game should not be basis it should be balls to walls fun
@@Rountree1985 the joke is how dnf gave him depression because its a 5 out of ten sub par game
Saving the babes seems like an exercise in futility and even if you do save them imagine the ptsd they have to live with...
EDIT: Pro Rise of the Triad when Civvie?
IT'S COMING BROTHER, I HOPE
He still has The Birth to cover, and the World Tour edition (Hi Randy, you fuck!), and Life's A Beach, and Duke it out D.C. At least he already covered Nuclear Winter.
"It's not nice to shoot Santa."
even worse is going all this trouble to save the babes and they turn out crazy feminists.
I def wanna see ROT, that was a fun game!
@ScopeDog dn3d should've had the babe saving feature from the 64 version from the beginning
To be fair, The Birth didn't take "forever" to be released.
And it ended with the words "look for a Duke Nukem sequel soon!"
ReloadPsi maybe they meant soon on the galactic timeline?
Civvie actually managed to pull off a joke about abortion clinics in 2019. I love his style of humor.
Orzorn several jokes too, lol
Probably because the FBI's busy blowing up schools instead. Not as many clinic bombings anymore.
*zing*
@kevin willems Pun intended?
Jokes on you I get off to black screens! Checkmate, Isaac: 1 Civvie: 0
Black squares get me going.
sensory deprivation is my kink
cringe
@@AmalekIsComing Very
@@screamsinrussian5773 Nah
I seriously appreciate the amount dedication you show to save the babes civvie
The race is on! Will Civvie get to Chapter 4 of Duke Nukem 3D first, or will he hit 100k subscribers and cover Duke Nukem Forever first?
the only ads ad blockers cant prevent is an advertising intermission.
The Die Hard part killed me 🤣😂 This is why I love Civvie.
As I said on the first upload, stoked you've acknowledged your imminent doom here, Civvie.
i bet he is quaking in fear.
Miciso Probably more like the dread of going back to a shitty Chinese buffet he swore off because 100,000 of his friends are all desperate to go there
Halon Hardware
Wan De Pich Fuk's restaurant
His channel sure went through a TNT-grade Evilution.
The "rails" aren't actually electrified on Rabid Transit but they are on the Dark Side trains. You can still get run over though. Also, Brutal Doom Extermination day has a metro level like this crossed with Blood 2 if the latter was actually well done or even medium rare. It has properly shaped escalators leading down to it like in Ion Maiden despite being the Doom engine and like Blood 1, you kill the train.
Backtracking down the tunnel is impossible though as there's a lava pit using the instant death floors from Strife. If the Doom Slayer chose to speak, he'd say here: "I should have known those demon bastards booby-trapped this subway."
This was top-tier Civvie content, thanks for the great episode!
Im gonna say it... Randy memes > Gordon Ramsey memes
Which is ironic given that (while neither are particularly good people) Gordon is an exponentially better person than Randy-bo-bandy.
@@EmeraldLavigne Gordon Ramsey isn't a bad person at all.
@FREN At least he ain't welsh.
Still not as great as first 1/10th of the singularity wearing the skin of a human John Carmack
Okay so the first time I looked at that comment, it took me a moment to remember what it meant because my first thoughts actually ran to the RKO Outta Nowhere.
Which I'd forgotten about until now.
I like how civvie goes straight for the cheerleaders after owning the final boss.
In the bank vault, if u shrink the babes then shoot the explosives in the center they survive. Least that's how I did it.
19:11 Right when the Overlord where about to grow back!
Found this channel pretty recently gotta say hope civvie never makes parole.
Back in my day a weird bug could be activated to make immortal babes. First you shrink her, then shoot her just once with the freezethrower. If done right, the babe would become bigger and indestructible.
I think Cancer Mouse liked the one part of this video.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey civvie!
at this point civvie has possibly already recorded and edited a duke nukem forever playthrough and is just getting ready for those numbers to click
"A few days" yeh tbh I found that joke funny too... back when I could still laugh about that... XC
Ah you feel that, that's the feeling if Duke Nukem Forever getting closer. Also pro Daikatana on the N64 when C1vv1e?
"Hotel Hell is no slouch." No kidding, it's my favorite Gordon Ramsey series after the UK Kitchen Nightmares.
"Subway library"... I think that reference is Richard Donner's Superman movie, where Lex Luthor had his base in the subway or the sewer or whatever for some reason
Civvie about to reach 100k. Been around since your Pro-Wang series and I still think this channel is great, hope you keep producing great content.
lol that credits music, after Island Peril I can't listen to it now without expecting to hear "MOJO!" mixed in.
9:53 will never stop being the funniest thing ever. The messages indicating Civvie spamming the jetpack key, the music sting from the finale of Die Hard, the slow motion falling - topped with the PINNACLE of comedic, anti-climatic timing. Makes me wonder - Die Hard Nakatomi Plaza WHEN CIVVIE?! (it's powered by Lithtech! A Die Hard 2024 Christmas Special?!)
Lee Jackson made that awesome Stargunner soundtrack as well. Had that in my car for quite a few years...
...and frankly still do.
Hah, that sting at 9:54 - Hans Gruber falling in Die Hard 1!
Civvie: *Saves literally 100% of the babes*
Leela: You let too many girls die. You have failed in your mission.
Civvie: FUUUUUUUUU...!
The Rose and Bob BQ in Pro Marathon Trilogy are gonna suck. At least Liacrow's awesome Marathon Redux mod makes those escort missions winnable.
Genuinely surprised you didn't point out the shortcut in fahrenheit. At the very beginning of the level, the exit is right behind a large pipe with a crack wide enough to throw a pipebomb through, so you can set off the destructable wall behind and exit the level first thing. =D
18:40 Rooms like that make you wonder why Duke never got a nuke, or his equivalent to a BFG.
It seems so odd that Duke Nukem never got Nuke, and an old asian man got so many.
Doesnt he blow up every level at the end??
He actually did get one in DNF 2001 but it got cut.
"cover anything that'll turn someone on"
*screen goes black*
jokes on you, the color black is my kink
When leaving everything to the imagination, the kink imagination runs wild...
So... Blindfolds?
@@jamesjackson8902 the joke was exactly what i said, i didnt think of blindfolds
Civvie, did you hear there's a new old-school retro inspired boomershooter coming out?
I sure hope Boomer refers to shotguns, cause games like doom and Duke 3D their main playerbase were Gen X and the early Y.
@@EximiusDux NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
@@OKNewman Thank you. Have a nice day, Geek.
@@EximiusDux Hey, you too!
@@EximiusDux boomershooters
Nice to see someone else who appreciates the "urban ambience" of Bobby Prince's DN3D tracks. They're really distinct from his Doom 1 & 2 tracks.
Next on the line... *PRO NUKEM 3D: THE BIRTH*
Great as ever Civvie. Those few days sure took their time
and that segment really has some trance-like qualities to it.
What's the music that plays during it at 23:24 ?
Plot twist: Civvie reaches 100k and plays quake champions
civvie getting his shit pushed in when
Funny enough you can throw a pipe bomb through the giant vault door if you blow up a crack that is inside the turning gears room, there a slight opening in the door that you can shoot or throw pipebombs xD
The Die Hard music when you were falling...genius.