Fun fact for those not into TTS deep lore, Urist is a character from a Karl the Deranged sketch from four years ago about an Elf named Ravandiel. Also Urist is a super common name in Dwarf Fortress.
His name is Urist. His last name is likely McDwarf. Given his absolutely rabid hatred of Elves, and mention of crafting things out of their bodies, I heavily suspect he was summoned out of Dwarf Fortress.
How else can it be? The kind of crap they have to deal with. Manlings come every... what, 50 years, asking to teach them proper cannon casting. The damnable long-shanks can't even remember the equation for proper heating of a smelter for more than 500 years and you have to come over again to show them how it's done so that they won't completely embarrass themselves! The knife-ears keep interfering with your lumbering, winning about you upsetting nature's balance. Well, it's not your fault that damnable fortress can't be built out of thin air! And then they won't stop singing their stoopid fooking songs all the time, making your head hurt every time you think about them! And the worst of all you have to listen about how dirty and unsophisticated you are for one billionth's time. I swear by Grugni's forge, the damn tree fokers are even more stupid than manlings! Then you also have greenskins. Every few hundred years they make you drop all you were doing and go out to cull them before they become a problem, and you were making an ornate toilet seat for a very important dwarf from another hold! You've been at it for 400 years and you won't even remember what you were doing when you are back! How can you not go mad when you have to work in conditions like these?!
@@spongeyspikes09 Unfortunately I'm thinking they might've been edgy in their god-denying beliefs, like that one time a Dwemer professor summoned Azura only to insult her and get destroyed
If TTS ever gets out of GW hell I totally want to see Urist telling Vect why he’s going to regret his sheer fucking existence leading him to this moment.
"urist!" " THAT IS MAH NAME!" On my first time watching this, that was the exact sentance that clued me in to knowing it was gonna be fucking fantastic.
I don't know how dwarfs got a Scottish(?) accent, but now I can't imagine them with any other accent. Sorry if it isn't Scottish, I have a problem distinguishing them
D&D and Warhammer if I not wrong. Warhammer always make his dwarf have Yorkshire accent for example. And that two universes were the one that started it. Something that I have to said, is a little of a missfortune, because I really would like to see how one would make a hebrew accent for a dwarf, because that is more or less what Tolkien used as inspiration for the language of the dwarfs
@@joapercan6887 he also borrowed much of their culture and stuff from norse myth, right? i myself prefer when dwarves have a danish/scandinavian accent
@@TheBallazan It was a play on the book of grudges that dwarves of the age of Sigmar go on about. This is also going in said book. lol, I love the dwarves.
And you know he’s only not being rude because he doesn’t know what a Drukhari is. As far as he’s concerned, they’re just elves. If he knew what these bastards get up to on a daily basis…
So I was playing ai dungeon a adventure text game that uses AI to generate multiple paths and I use Urist rants to insult enemies into defeat and it actually works lol
If making these clips help me on one thing and that is a wish from Alfabusa(or a comment from him) for a character that is a sensei(decedent of the emperor of man) a half eldar half human hybrid that is highly intelligent, hilarious, and very family focused, he/she has six forms(big human, hybrid adult, adult(eldar and human), child(eldar and human)) some things he/she does is to build a infinity circuit for the Golden Toilet, help get magnus and russ to forgive each other(uncle horntits, uncle horntits, THE FURRY, THE FURRY IS HERE AND HE WANTS TO MAKE ME LIKE HIM FIGHT HIM LIKE YOU DID AT PROSPARO WITHOUT YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS UNTIL HE BROKE YOUR SPINE!), Tell Clancy to get Manus' Head(and then put him(Clancy) in the BOX OF PAIN after that give it to Spiky Head), and ask his/her grandfather about why did you not give all your sons the ability of telepathy at a young age and when building the web way project have a IF THERE IS A FUCKING PROBLEM call here.
@@stevenseagull4990 personaly I wish that lord alfabusa makes a new character(based on mine) with some dialogue as an example of what this new character does and thinks
Only missed opportunity in this scene was for Urist to say at the end " its a good day to be not dead" after booting the dark elf off the boat. Its a missed opportunity due to the background music playing in the back.
Да на здоровье [Нечто призванное из глубин ада приземляется на корабль] Дворф: Я вырвался из когтей ада и готов растереть в порошок любого мерзкого ебаного эльфа стоящего у меня на пути [Звуки ахуя] Ебаный эльф : Чч-Чего И это всё? Маленькое существо покрытое бородой ? И оно такое мелкое ( тут squat (коренастый, мелкий), отсылка на одноименных Скватов - заредконеных 40к аналогов дворфов) Это что, Шутка?! Лиман: Урист (мем из ДФ про то, что всех дварфов зовут Урист) Дварф: О, Это ж меня так зовут Лиман: Эти эльфы оскорбили твою честь Урист, а ты знаешь, что мы делаем с эльфами Дворф : Оооооо [Громко Шагает вперед] Слушайте сюда ,вы, Иглочленные Грязеглазые Доскотелые Болотожопые Пародии на грызунов Я срежу эту тонкую Слизеподобную пленку, которую вы называете кожей с вашего Дрищавого туловища И сделаю из нее сраный дождевик! Я запихну вам в глотки свой кулак. Вытащю ваши черные кишки И сошью себе из них кожаный мешок! Я отпилю ваши тонюсенькие ножки И сделаю из полых костей Блядские флейты! Я сделаю самодельную волынку из вонючих внутренностей ваших дрыгающихся тел, А потом приду и сыграю миленьнкую песенку на ваших похоронах! Перед там как обоссу вашу ебаную бабушку Эльф: КккКК Какого Хуя! Как ты посмел оскорбить мою бабушку Дворф: а, извини, не хотел показаться грубым (не хотел так нагрубить) Эльф: непереводимая игра слов Этого не может быть [продолжает охуевать] Дворф: Здарова, рад тебя видеть Эльф: пожалуйста, прекрати эти муки! Дворф: Лады, АААААА [Сбрасывает злого эльфа с корабля, убивая его пока он падает]
@@camtube55 great first The Great Khan infiltrates Commoragh and uses their tactics against them and now a pissed of elf hating dwarf is loose. I smell a sitcom!
![[VO] Квест Равандила 2 : Второе пришествие](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/M1bEQVXeB_I/mqdefault.jpg)
This means we potentially have a very angry dwarf running around Commoragh who really doesn't like elves.
i hope we get a peek of him in episode 30.
He Sly marbo of Warhammer fantasy.
What are you TALKING about. That's a fanTASTIC idea.
We already have a mob of orks running around having hyjinks that alpha has said is officially cannon now, so I hope so.
[Good End]
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to come off rude!"
Now I'm scared to know what happens when Urist IS rude
oh shit they've got a point.
@@TheHappySerpent What do you think an Exterminatus is?
Just imagine an Exterminatus, only worse
Last time he was rude, the old ones still existed. They didnt afterwards.
You know a dwarf is being rude to you when he's being overly polite to you. Kind of like the Scottish in that regard.
the only reasonable reaction to elves
Including the dark elves?
@@Crusader-Ramos45 if its an elf
@Samar3n ooooooooh i just got the joke
@Samar3n based
Fun fact for those not into TTS deep lore, Urist is a character from a Karl the Deranged sketch from four years ago about an Elf named Ravandiel. Also Urist is a super common name in Dwarf Fortress.
And they always turn out as the best
So, is Karl the deranged a part of TTS?
@@SImrobert2001 Karl and Bruva do a lot of collab work, so it wouldn't surprise me.
And his last name just so happens to be Boatmurdered, named after a very infamous fortress that suffered a quite spectacular end.
@@SImrobert2001 Yeah he voices quiet a few recurring characters like Calgar, and the head of the Astra Militarum.
I love how urist have heavy steps like a marine in power armor
His name is Urist. His last name is likely McDwarf. Given his absolutely rabid hatred of Elves, and mention of crafting things out of their bodies, I heavily suspect he was summoned out of Dwarf Fortress.
Urist Boatmudered
He was actually summoned from warhammer fantasy but his nameis a dwarf fortress reference.
@@n0n4me77 Honestly, it could be both. Urist, a refugee of the evil fortress of damnation known as Boatmurdered, ended up in Warhammer Fantasy.
this entire thing is a parody based on that old warcraft adventure game, newfriends
These elves have been insulting your honor.
Ohhhhh! *curse, curse, name-call, curse*
Sometimes, the typical expectations are the best.
I love how he puts a space between "Grand" and "mother" for some reason. It sounds so weird pronounced like that.
The human concept of a grandmother is probably lost on Eldar.
Anyone else notice the horrible flute music from Karl the Derranged's 'The Guard Video' when Urist mentions Flutes?
Also, wondering if the "PISS!" heard in the background isn't from TTS Episode 28, which is what Lrak (Karl) said when Kitten praised him.
His sheer antipathy is bending reality.
"That was beautiful, you may pass you MAY PASS INTO THE GATES OF HELL!!!"
Or the horned rat theme battle music playing in the background.
Saw that video, it was so much fun!
And now Squats 2.0 are becoming a thing. What a time to be alive...
Yeah but they are Deep Rock Galactic ripoffs now.
@@barrybend7189 every 40k faction is a rippoff, the fun part is seeing them all brawl it out
@@barrybend7189 one bit Deep Rock Galactic, another bit Starcraft.
@@barrybend7189I'll take it if dwarves
Scottish Dwarfs are best Dwarfs.
That might actually be a yorkshire accent
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i prefer danish dwarves
I love the crazy dwarf. Why is it that dwarves in fantasy are crazy and badass and so much fun to hang out with?!
Always hung over
Same reason Elves are insufferable pricks.
How else can it be? The kind of crap they have to deal with. Manlings come every... what, 50 years, asking to teach them proper cannon casting. The damnable long-shanks can't even remember the equation for proper heating of a smelter for more than 500 years and you have to come over again to show them how it's done so that they won't completely embarrass themselves!
The knife-ears keep interfering with your lumbering, winning about you upsetting nature's balance. Well, it's not your fault that damnable fortress can't be built out of thin air! And then they won't stop singing their stoopid fooking songs all the time, making your head hurt every time you think about them! And the worst of all you have to listen about how dirty and unsophisticated you are for one billionth's time. I swear by Grugni's forge, the damn tree fokers are even more stupid than manlings!
Then you also have greenskins. Every few hundred years they make you drop all you were doing and go out to cull them before they become a problem, and you were making an ornate toilet seat for a very important dwarf from another hold! You've been at it for 400 years and you won't even remember what you were doing when you are back!
How can you not go mad when you have to work in conditions like these?!
@@BIGESTblade he can't remember what material he was going to make the menacing spikes out of
Because grimmnir is a dwarven god and he's about as chill as a skaven diving head first into a vat of warpstone
So Urist is basically Leman's Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay character. Good to know.
Every time a Thalmor acts smug towards me: 0:33
Elves:exist
Nords:
@@HyperboreanJihad now I wonder if the actual Dwemer are this to their other Mer cousins I mean they did enslaved the Falmer
@@spongeyspikes09 Unfortunately I'm thinking they might've been edgy in their god-denying beliefs, like that one time a Dwemer professor summoned Azura only to insult her and get destroyed
You and me both
Dunmer: *Breathes*
Argonians: 0:33
The dislike comes from the eldar that got his arse kicked by Urist
Theres two so one of the other ones also disliked
If you listen carefully during Urist's Tirade, you'll hear yelps and gasps of pain and death.
He's killing the Dark Elder around him as he rants.
The other dislikes are probably from whoever watched the falling Eldar go splat or were in the splash zone
Apparently that particular Drukhari's name was Skraket. The others were Xylatro and Jebarion.
If TTS ever gets out of GW hell I totally want to see Urist telling Vect why he’s going to regret his sheer fucking existence leading him to this moment.
Seconded, so moved.
And Vect, Rakarth, and Lelith are so preoccupied with processing what just happen they don’t even notice when he kills them.
If a dwarf starts with "I'M GONNA-" you did something right
Based and dwarfpilled
HE'S BACK!
YUP
*I'm so happy to see and hear Urist again after so long*
"urist!"
" THAT IS MAH NAME!"
On my first time watching this, that was the exact sentance that clued me in to knowing it was gonna be fucking fantastic.
Was waiting for this...
*Now i shall use this on the space elves*
I don't know how dwarfs got a Scottish(?) accent, but now I can't imagine them with any other accent.
Sorry if it isn't Scottish, I have a problem distinguishing them
D&D and Warhammer if I not wrong. Warhammer always make his dwarf have Yorkshire accent for example. And that two universes were the one that started it.
Something that I have to said, is a little of a missfortune, because I really would like to see how one would make a hebrew accent for a dwarf, because that is more or less what Tolkien used as inspiration for the language of the dwarfs
@@joapercan6887 he also borrowed much of their culture and stuff from norse myth, right? i myself prefer when dwarves have a danish/scandinavian accent
@@heliveruscalion9124 Yes, he did.
So it's confirmed that the space wolves geenseed is modified with dwarf enhancements... Cool
This is even funnier now that the Leagues of Votann are a thing.
I HAVE ESCAPED CLUTCHES OF HELL
1:50 Drukhari: Aaaahh, THE PAAAAINNNAH!
Me: lol
The dwarf God is back...
Anyone else think Urist as a character is inspired by the Scotsman?
Nope Urist is your typical Warhammer Fantasy Dwarf. A good chunk of Dwarf language in Warhammer is insults.
@@barrybend7189 That's going in the book.
@@ricksanchez1079 He meant is as a compliment. That is a wonderful thing that they are so versed in insults!
@@TheBallazan It was a play on the book of grudges that dwarves of the age of Sigmar go on about. This is also going in said book. lol, I love the dwarves.
His beard was quivering with anticipation
I hate that when the music kicked in, the only thing I thought of was "THE HEAVY IS DEAD!"
I'll never forgive Guilliman for ordering the destruction of that Pharos thing and drawing the attention of the Tyranids to the galaxy.
200th like, This is single-handedly the best moment I have ever watched from TTS
I think the rap battle was best.
Yeeeees. I was waiting for you to make this
i would listen to urist throwing shade for hours, there is no better insult master than him.
He doesnt hold a grudge, he is the grudge.
This feels better, now that squats are official again
Unfortunately I think it was an April fools joke but I can be wrong too bad warhammer TV does not allow comments
@@JASON9948 Confirmed to be real!
@@hanslundt6757 ok now spam "we are squats we like to ride bikes and eat baggis"
When he came out I actually shouted "Urist"!
I am going to look for opportunities to quote this at some point in my games going forward.
Its a good day to be not dead.
POW. You are dead.
Samuel Bedsole
I AM DEAD!!
I tried being dead once... *UNPLEZENT IT WOZ!*
@@dk2k1
Hehehehehe, aw shucks.
*gasp* The heavy is dead?
@@rustkarl
Yes. I am dead!
I knew I´ve heard that voice somewhere and that (un)godly swearing skill!
HAH! Glad to see Urist again xD
I would love to be able to spout threats and insults as well as Urist does.
And you know he’s only not being rude because he doesn’t know what a Drukhari is. As far as he’s concerned, they’re just elves.
If he knew what these bastards get up to on a daily basis…
we needed this
the reason the squats where removed
HE'S A SQUAT
He and the Scotsman from *Samurai Jack* would be good fast friends
Finally!
lol I loved this guy XD
the only canon squat
Urist has no enemies unless a grudge hasnt been revenged
*Pelinal Whitestrake liked that*
Ysgramor and his 500 Companions liked this
Please bring back the squats
Never forgive games workshop for taking this series from us
Fucking flutes
Cursed flute noise*
Yeeeeees
So I was playing ai dungeon a adventure text game that uses AI to generate multiple paths and I use Urist rants to insult enemies into defeat and it actually works lol
and thats how Squats were reintroduced into 40k
shrek is pissed off
i wish i could be half as good at insulting people as Urist is
If making these clips help me on one thing and that is a wish from Alfabusa(or a comment from him) for a character that is a sensei(decedent of the emperor of man) a half eldar half human hybrid that is highly intelligent, hilarious, and very family focused, he/she has six forms(big human, hybrid adult, adult(eldar and human), child(eldar and human)) some things he/she does is to build a infinity circuit for the Golden Toilet, help get magnus and russ to forgive each other(uncle horntits, uncle horntits, THE FURRY, THE FURRY IS HERE AND HE WANTS TO MAKE ME LIKE HIM FIGHT HIM LIKE YOU DID AT PROSPARO WITHOUT YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS UNTIL HE BROKE YOUR SPINE!), Tell Clancy to get Manus' Head(and then put him(Clancy) in the BOX OF PAIN after that give it to Spiky Head), and ask his/her grandfather about why did you not give all your sons the ability of telepathy at a young age and when building the web way project have a IF THERE IS A FUCKING PROBLEM call here.
I don't undersrand the word of it
@@stevenseagull4990 Me neither.
@@stevenseagull4990 personaly I wish that lord alfabusa makes a new character(based on mine) with some dialogue as an example of what this new character does and thinks
Only missed opportunity in this scene was for Urist to say at the end " its a good day to be not dead" after booting the dark elf off the boat. Its a missed opportunity due to the background music playing in the back.
Technically there is a half human half Eldar character in the Ultramarines
I think this guy doesn't like elves
@karl idk if you are reading this but please bring Urist back.
*SQUAT*
Where is the animated version of this? Is there one?
No animation, unfortunately. This was from the TTS equivalent of an Audio Play.
Scottish
Вот бы перевод.
Да на здоровье
[Нечто призванное из глубин ада приземляется на корабль]
Дворф: Я вырвался из когтей ада и готов растереть в порошок любого мерзкого ебаного эльфа стоящего у меня на пути
[Звуки ахуя]
Ебаный эльф : Чч-Чего
И это всё?
Маленькое существо покрытое бородой ?
И оно такое мелкое ( тут squat (коренастый, мелкий), отсылка на одноименных Скватов - заредконеных 40к аналогов дворфов)
Это что, Шутка?!
Лиман: Урист (мем из ДФ про то, что всех дварфов зовут Урист)
Дварф: О, Это ж меня так зовут
Лиман: Эти эльфы оскорбили твою честь Урист, а ты знаешь, что мы делаем с эльфами
Дворф : Оооооо [Громко Шагает вперед]
Слушайте сюда ,вы, Иглочленные
Грязеглазые
Доскотелые
Болотожопые
Пародии на грызунов
Я срежу эту тонкую Слизеподобную пленку, которую вы называете кожей с вашего Дрищавого туловища
И сделаю из нее сраный дождевик!
Я запихну вам в глотки свой кулак.
Вытащю ваши черные кишки
И сошью себе из них кожаный мешок!
Я отпилю ваши тонюсенькие ножки
И сделаю из полых костей
Блядские флейты!
Я сделаю самодельную волынку из вонючих внутренностей ваших дрыгающихся тел,
А потом приду и сыграю миленьнкую песенку на ваших похоронах!
Перед там как обоссу вашу ебаную бабушку
Эльф: КккКК Какого Хуя!
Как ты посмел оскорбить мою бабушку
Дворф: а, извини, не хотел показаться грубым (не хотел так нагрубить)
Эльф: непереводимая игра слов
Этого не может быть [продолжает охуевать]
Дворф: Здарова, рад тебя видеть
Эльф: пожалуйста, прекрати эти муки!
Дворф: Лады, АААААА
[Сбрасывает злого эльфа с корабля, убивая его пока он падает]
Why is the audio so ridiculously quiet? My phone is on max volume and I can only just hear it
Who voiced Urist?
Ki McKenzie as Urist Boatmurdered
soundcloud.com/comradecrimson
www.kimckenzie.com/
Does urist fall too?
Yes, but to an honorable death
Given where he was, he’s the luckiest guy in 40k
@@JASON9948 to be fair, he might have somehow survived
To become the terror of Commoragh
@@camtube55 great first The Great Khan infiltrates Commoragh and uses their tactics against them and now a pissed of elf hating dwarf is loose. I smell a sitcom!
Whaaaaaaaat is this???? lol
Link in the description, btw the fan series call of the emperor had a text to speech device a warhammer 40k parody similar to dbz abridged
I think you mean squat
No, it's drawf from Warhammer Fantasy
@@KillaD55 Don't care, they're the same.
Theme sound name???
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Time stamp?
ua-cam.com/video/MQyxbBuUfH8/v-deo.html
@@JASON9948 i meant what time in video
@@sapphiredawn5773 for?
@@JASON9948 when the dwarf pops in nvm i found it
this is my alarm clock