TTS - Heresy Scene
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- Опубліковано 25 січ 2016
- So I started noticing that a LOT of people have started uploading this scene on UA-cam, Facebook and other places without credits and stuff and I take this as a sign that people just want this one scene standalone because they like it or something, so here you go guys~!
Original video: If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 19: Warp Grumbling
• If the Emperor had a T...
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The real heresy is how GW did the whole TTS crew dirty.
I haven't been keeping up with GW's BS for a while now, so mind telling me what they did?
edit: I just saw the new upload.
well, fuck. guess I found a new low.
:(
This sadly true.
Almost every fan animator not just tts.
@@TheOuchee, We sadly know my lord, we sadly know. I now know how the Lamenters feel.
Remember, if GW copyright claims this, it makes it canonical.
Wait, they took down the Angry Marine mod for Dawn of War 1, does that mean Angry Marines are canon?
@@TaurusTheCrazyBull
*YES.*
@@TaurusTheCrazyBull
Did they reference them in cannon material anyway?
Sounds like someone's going to have a field day making mixed 40k stuff that don't belong together until GW CC's something that doesn't fit canonically.
Why do people think that?
Fun detail: The Guardsman and the Inquisitor went down in one shot, but everyone in power armour needed a mag emptied into them
Commissar* not inquisitor
@@drunkencow1399 alive dominant sex doll*
@@Sraxton uhhhh yes that too
Commisar, you filthy heretic not know the difference in the holy duties bestowed upon by the holy god emperor?
@@Sraxton Begone, Slaanesh.
When you realize the Sister was really the only one who was truly a heretic. So really random Grey Knight dude was the only one who was justified.
i honestly don't think its heresy at all? iirc entire harem pleasure planets exist in the 40k universe just for citizens to unwind? or am i remembering wrong
@@CloudHiro To be fair those probably aren't officially sanctioned; just ignored because it doesn't pay to go after planetary governors. Besides; if I were the inquisition I would allow them and just place undercover agents to keep an eye on things to see if anyone does start spouting heresy.
@@Triumph263 still hypocritical as fuck
@@tristanband4003 and since when does anything is ethic on 40k?
@@danielm.595 Good point
this explains 40k
all of it
At least from the Imperium's point of view.
everything
Indeed it does
Explained? Hold my beer. Matt ward
HeReTiC
Commissar: *sniffs the air* Do you smell it? That smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells...smelly. *pause, eyes going wide* ...Heresy.
Guardsman: What?
Commissar: HERESY! *BLAM*
More like the smell of Orks *waaaghs ensue*
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs
Nice spongebob reference.
Grandmaster coven: do you smell it?
Grey knight No 2: uh smell what?
Grandmaster coven: that smelly smell. The type smelly smell that smells...smelly................digganobz.
Grey knight number 2: what?
Grey knight number 1: we're sorry for our negligence grandmaster. What was that you said?
Grand master coven: DIGGANOBZ!
Grey knight number 2: Grandmaster, I think that's the smell of Wulfe- HAMMER SMASH- uuuuhh
Grand master coven: fools! Behold, the smelly smell of Digganobz!
Fucking awesome. Nailed it.
Slaanesh- "NO FAIR, KHORNE! IF EVERYONE ON THE PLANET IS SO BLOODTHIRSTY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CORRUPT THEM?!"
Khorne- *laughs in mass genocide*
Slaanesh corrupts bloodthirsty mortals by encouraging them to feast upon each other while under the effects of the Red Rage.
;)
Fuck Slaanesh
@@foxthefox1594 You're god damn right.
@@alkiviadispantelidis1847 i dont mean it literally, i mean it in the way that means beat them to a pulp for Khorne
@@foxthefox1594 You're no fun.
40k lore: Exterminatus is to be used as the last resource only in emergencies where nothing else can be done.
40k fandom: Exterminatus is the last resource employed because no other resources are needed.
Kryptman. nuff said.
I'm feeling some heretic vibes here
@@XarathDominion Kryptman did nothing wrong, change my mind
@@NoFlu He did, indeed, do nothing wrong. it's a fact!
Alright fire!
In the grimdarkness of the 41st millenium nobody uses doors
+The Hungry Wolf 足柄 when you have power armour.. ANYTHING IS A DOOR!!
This needs more likes
+zionchar11 When you have power armor, walls are just doors that require repair servitors to close.
+The Hungry Wolf 足柄
A door?
I do not know this heretic...
+The Hungry Wolf 足柄 Doors are for heretics
The terrifying part of this is that this is a possible scenario in the 40K universe give or take.
instead of hentai it’s probably a page of something else like another god
Pandemic IRL: Covid-19
Pandemic in the Grimdark future: a nude mag
possible? it's probably happening on a daily basis.
Zachary Reaper or in medieval Europe.
Ever heard of imperium pleasure worlds?
I think the real cherry on top of this sketch is the guy, rather than simply just activating a switch or a small button, rapidly bashing his head on the big red "EXTERMINATUS" button.
The quiet "fucking heretiiiiics" scream in the background is what does it for me.
It's even better. The Inquisitor sounds like an addict trying to convince himself he's doing something rational instead of just getting his fix, only to just give in on the crabbing and go nuts.
@@KungKras That wasn’t quiet
Seems like the appropriate course of action to me.
The man's name and title is literally _Inquisitor Headmash,_ and that just makes it funnier.
The "fucking HereTIIIICS!" at the end always gets me.
It never gets old.
Same
The second guy actually shouts DICCCKSS
Is no one going to comment about how the Sister of Battle was the only real heretic here?
Maybe also the guardsman, as he picked it up.
Lord Inquisitor Maybe he was just trying to make sure nobody was ensnared by such vile Slaaneshi filth
Lord Inquisitor or just being a Good Samaritan by picking up and throwing away parchment that some litter bug threw on the floor.
Oh...wow! Ok!
Arcanus 01134 how ironic, I'm also very behind on my sisters of battle lore, do they outrank space marines?
"SISTER, I NEED YOUR BLOOD TO MA-
oh... hold on..
YOU'RE A HERETIC!!!!"
*>8 bolter shots*
What would he do with her blood? I‘m just getting into 40k, but i‘d love to know :0
@@Lord_Viscerate Probably to summon Kaldor Draigo, if episode 22 was actually accurate.
@@Lord_Viscerate iirc the grey knights (which that guy was) used to bathe in the blood of the sisters to increase their power and complete their trials as grey knights. That got retconned though if I'm still remembering correctly since in the lore the sisters of battle are useless and get non stop bullied by everything else.
Sposin wait... they bathe in their allies’ blood?,
dark yup. Considering its warhammer 40k bathing in the blood of your allies is the last thing to worry about
Fun fact: That Space Marine wasn't an Ultramarine. He was, in fact, a Storm Warden.
Shawn the Prawn what Space marine legion are he and his chapter from?
@@Crusader-Ramos45 It's never been confirmed, they apparently pulled a Blood Ravens and lost much of their chapter's history. 1d4chan seem to think it was either the White Scars or (if you can believe it) surviving loyalist elements of the World Eaters.
Nerd!
But seriously, I had no idea, thanks!
Rogal Dorn: THAT, makes it even funnier.
20 thrones says the Blood Ravens stole their history texts and are like “Hold up, these aren’t ours! Who’d we tak-acquire these from?” *shrugs* “Eh, just put it in the reliquary with the rest, we’ll remember eventually”
“Sister I need your blood to ma...” - grey knight
I JUST GOT THAT JOKE!!! That was a shot at when they had that one, now non-canon, story where the grey knights killed a bunch of sisters of battle to soak in their blood so they couldn’t be corrupted by a chaos demon. Sooooo well played 😆
And to top it all off, they were battling Daemons of Khorne of all people
The funniest part is that it's stated in that exact same codex that the Grey Knights are completely incorruptible because their gene seed comes straight from the Emperor.
@@Aredel Which proves Matt Ward is a complete fucking Moron of Trump-esque proportions.
@@samadalhayadi6844 Remember when GW was gonna make Necrons to be on Chaos side?
yes i've found a person who heard the reference
this is how 80% of planets die in the imperium
I can confirm
Seems their biggest enemy is their own idiocy rather than the xenos and chaos forces I mean come one they kill each other more than the things trying to kill them.
@@Toneill029 nah not really the orks fight each other all the time if there where to unite
They could easy conquer the galaxy
Tge
Eldars are trying to kill slanesh if they succeed they should have the power to reconquer there Empire
The Tau could be potentially a threat but
The chance of them being the game changer is almost 0 the Tyranids could eat the universe the Necrons could destroy it and chaos is a little b
@@funtimefredboi3877 the tau only exist because the uktra matines ignore them. They are right on the door step of the utra marines. And the necrons well those boys haven't awakened yet fully. The one thing that tyranids avoid the most is necrons.
@@Guardsman_Greg At least the conscripts go first.
"SISTER, I NEED YOUR BLOOD TO MA-
Oh, hold on.
YOU'RE A HERETIC!!
*8 bolter shots*"
Dan K. Maymays I don't think he really cared if she was a heretic or not. He just needed her blood.
Dan K. Maymays
...for the blood god
XerainTheBountyHunter HERETIC!!!
MILK FOR THE CORNFLAKES
This is fucking gold
The title of the magazine:"Stepbrother I am pinned here".
Underrated
Why
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 because i'm a very cool dude
@@HeleentheArcane "This, is true"
YOU H E R E T I C
I'm running a 40k rpg game and one of my friends basically knows nothing about warhammer. I sent this video to him and basically after watching nothing but this he started understanding the setting really fast.
Send more of this to him.
There are warhamer40k rpgs?
HERETIC!
but also very interesting.
@@oscarwind4266 Look up the “All guardsmen party” green text for an amazing 40k rpg campaign saga.
Also, we need a 40k rpg where we all can role play as Orks. Every single session ends in a fist fight.
@@timothywillox8564 Rogue Trader has orks.
@@BarokaiRein Well becareful my man, don't let it get too popular, or else GW gonna send assassins to your house.
I like how the Sister and the Grey Knight, instead of using existing holes in the wall made by the Commissar and the Astartes, make their own holes.
Walls are heresy
Krieg's Korpsman then why were they built to begin with?
Heretics built them, of course!
Well of course, no good follower of the Emperor's Will would ever step through an entrance made by a heretic. It would be blasphemy!
Emperor's Children: Mmmm... Holes you say?
40k in a nutshell
You heretic!
IT SAYS HERE YOUR A F***ING HERETIC
FRACKTARD2015 THOU DARETH TO USE SUCH FOUL, PROFANE LANGUAGE? BE GONE HERETIC
Arkeos1 HAS IT NOT ENTERED YOUR HEAD IF NOT I WILL MAKE SURE TO BEAT IT IN AND BY IT I MEAN THE 20732 PAGES OF LAW, I AM AN ANGRY SPACE MARINE SO I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LAW
Wouter d.B. Basically porn is Heresy and war is religion, got it.
I love the fact that each of them breaks into that hangar. Just imagine the amount of human-shaped holes this building has!
Had*
The rough pronunciation of “sullied” and “hands” is just the best.
Nasal voiced Commissar
YOU HYAV SOLLIED YUH HAaAANDSSZ WITH FILTHY PAHCHMENTS OF HERESY GUARDSMANH,
When you realize the guardsman was just gonna throw it in the trash
Edit: how TF did this comment get 10K likes?
The sister of battle was the true heretic given she was the only one who was tempted to read it that bitch got nailed lol
You could see that he was just looking left and right to locate a trash bin... Poor brave and loyal soul...
@@Visor3410 Yeah meanwhile the Emperor is facepalming (metaphorically).
@@AdeptKing XD
@@AdeptKing this is my empire - emperor of man
"Sister! I need your blood to- "
+Alex Langham That gets me every time, fucking Grey Knights :D
+Alex Langham Must be that time of the month again.
I'm not accustomed to Grey Knight's lore...what was this joke about?? :/
+projecta3halkida In the previous Grey Knight codex, the oh so pure knights massacred sisters of battle and bathed in their blood to enter a chapel surrounded by a blood tornado where a greater demon of khorne was...
+projecta3halkida Basically the Grey Knights went from the most pious incorruptibles the Imperium has to bathing in the blood of Sisters of Battle with the latest codex release.
Bathing in innocent blood. To fight Khornates. I wish I were making that up.
Here, after the darkest moment of fandom, I write this comment to pay respect for all of TTS team. Thank You.
What happened to the fandom?
@@ahmadkamil3713 GW ban fan content
Fuck GW
@@ahmadkamil3713 GW said they do not want any piece of fan made content of their IP unless GW allow it beforehand. So imagine you can make a drawing of a Sister of Battle, then it gets popular, and GW can sue you for it. TTS devs were one example. This is the dark side of GW that everyone seems to conveniently ignore.
@@theotv5522 there goes my astartes animation down the spiderman lizard fight storm drain.
out of all fights in star wars, japanese man made an animation about it
best thing ig is how stan lee approb japanese spiderman
how the 2 sides come into place
I love how the space marine was the only one NOT to intentionally pick up or touch the heretical material.
Seriously, I think the guardsman was just gonna throw it away...like a pansy. He didn't fold it and stuff it in his pocket fast enough.
@@tristanband4003 YOU HERETIC!
@@tristanband4003 you dare try to obtain such heretical filth like that? you HERETIC
@@tristanband4003 00:13
@@J0hnHenrySNEEDenamazing comedic material
Me: has literally no idea who or what these characters are
my autopsy report: cause of death: suffocation by laughter
They are heretics
@@pancytryna9378 admittedly I did gather that much from the video
pyromaniac Welcome to Warhammer 40K. Payment is accepted in paper or plastic.
@@jimmyseaver3647 no such thing shall suffice, only the heads of heretics shall be accepted as payment.....and maybe some body oil....no...nooooo.....The emperor made it clear we should not have more body oil....Just heretic heads then
TheXulupa da not good enough, yah bloody gint.
“ALRIGHT FIRE!”
Slams head frantically on exterminatus
Me:dies of laughter
Me to
HERITICS
Best moment
@Daniel Arch aint it Fucking Heeerrreeetiiicccs
Dies of laughter? Well atleast the inquisition can sleep snugly at night knowing another heretic bites the dust.
“I felt a great disturbance in the force… As if a single lone voice cried out ‘F*cking heretics!’ and was suddenly silenced”
If you pause and go to 0:00 you can see Magnus.
This is true
*RED BOY*
Intergalactic Human Empire MAAAAAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!
Young feller, that sounds like heresy.
*spits chewing tobacco*
We don't take kindly to heresy round these parts
Lusius Rayer now skeeter he ain't hurtin' nobody
[lots of heretics were killed in the making of this video]
DAMN STRAIGHT THEY WHERE FUCKING HERETICS!
Indeed
What I like to here brother
LETS KILL ANOTHER
Do you have a quake shell with that? Cause that's how you get quake shells
This remains, to this day, the pinnacle of Warhammer 40k humor.
GW shutting down fan animations like
Humanity in Warhammer 40k can be summed up as follows: Humanity dangles from the edge of a cliff, holding on by their teeth. They have the strength to pull themselves up, but they're too busy using one hand to flip off the jerks watching them dangle, while vigorously punching themselves in the groin with the other. If they could stop doing either or both of those things for ten seconds, they'd have a chance at survival, but they've forgotten how to do anything else.
And yet this dangling, groin punching individual keeps winning against all comers time and again, because management declared that they're the most marketable of the bunch.
Also they are carrying a literal cathedral in their backpack and refuse to take it off because it would disrespect the backpack's machine spirit.
Hahaha perfect
This, ultimately, is the real reason why there is only war in the grim dark future of the 41st Millennium. Because mankind is suffering from such a deficiency of common sense that they are completely unable and in some cases unwilling to get their act together.
It's like I heard millions of voices crying out and suddenly stopping.
Trust me, it will happen like...every passing minute in the 40k universe.
Random Typer002 Minute? More like "second".
Sincerely, a Cadian
Make that milliseconds...Jesus Christ..
At least the planet broke before the Cadians did.
There's a disturbance in the Force....Like a million souls cried out and were suddenly silenced.
Funny thing I just realized, where the other members came through what was likely the wall due to the Clouds of Dust and the heavier _Bang,_ the Gray Knight had a lighter sounding "Crash" and no Dust Cloud, from plowing through what was likely the Door.
So technically, unlike the others, The Gray Knight Knew to use the door... He just did not use it as was intended.
Press F to pay respect
Hello! My name is Kirk and I have accidently ended up in this universe through a wormhole and I -"
Commissar: "Is that an alien by your side?"
"Yes, his name is mr Spock and he is my fr-"
Commissar: "DIE HERETIC!"
Kirk *Desintegrate the Inquitor*
Damm... Scotty, beam me Up
@Andrew Brown
War technology is on equal terms, so he can
Technically speaking, Vulcans would likely be considered Abhumans by the Imperium, since they and Humans in Star Trek share a common ancestor, can make hybrids, are almost identical to baseline humans, and have beneficial traits. They’re a lot less alien than say Ogryns or Ratlings.
Wouldn't be surprised if Kirk end up in bed with an inquisitor.
It’s all fun and games until Sisko shows up and just mf nukes the planet over a stolen replicator
Praise the Emperor, my life may be in ruins, my marriage is nearly over, but this really made me happy for a short while.
+EpicBeardinProgress YOU SHALL BE HAPPY ONCE MORE BRUV, KEEP IT UP, FOR THE EMPEROR
+Bruva Alfabusa *cue Ultramarine Hymn*
+EpicBeardinProgress Me too man. I know that feel
Well, atleast the Inquisiton isn't on our asses for now...
+EpicBeardinProgress haha yep. rather not have our planet get exterminatus'd by a happy triggerfinger inquisitor
A random space marine: Well, there goes Cadia...
*visible pain*
THIS IS NOW GW WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A FAN ANIMATION.
If only the guards man at the beginning had said, "I found it on the floor sir! I was about to burn it, sir!" a whole planet could have been spared.
Quick thinking saves lives :'(
Commissar then will say: "But why you anyway sullied your hands with that filthy parchments of heresy? You can burn it ON the ground."
Guards man: It was blank side up on the ground, sir! Didn't know what it was before I picked it up! I was just cleaning!
eh to be honest they probably would have gotten shot anyway....after all in the imperium common sense isnt common it should be called uncommon HERESY sense
HERSEY WORKS FAST, MY BOLTERS JUDGEMENT WORKS FASTER!
CREED OF THE COMMISARIAT.
In the grim darkness of the 40th millenia
There are no doors
Scruffy McScruff nooooooo!!!
Scruffy McScruff SISTEH
I NEED YOUR TO MA-
Captain Lagbeard they didn't
They smashed through walls
Actually, they smash through everything for a dramatic entrance!
Doors are for Heretics
41st
This is literally GW as of now with animators.
my favorite part of the whole thing is HOW FAST that commissar was, his fucking heresy senses were tingling lol
40K is one of those universes that is ever so amazing and deep. It's the kind you love to roam around, and thank whatever gods be that it's not our reality.
If we are not careful it might be.
Yet
Honestly I wish it was. I could and wouldb easily gain the power of a god and rule the iniverse
And then weep because of the braindead idiots who GENUINELY WANT IT to be our reality.
@@TimeLord675 "only death does the duty ends"
I just noticed that the Space Marine and the Grey Knight have pauldrons on under their pauldrons.
No I think that's how their armor is... :/
+Jordan Smith it's their design.. lets just say what's better than 1 ceramite pauldron??....another 1 lay upon it... so yeah there you go..
+Jordan Smith I HAVE A PAULDRON ON MY PAULDRON OF MY PAULDRON! FOR DE EMPERAH!
SAW The Spartan I heard your message, brother. The Emperor is proud!
SAW The Spartan YES! The father of Mankind, our Lord is proud of us all! He sits on his throne, watching, protecting his faithful. NOW! TELL EVERY XENOS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!
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this really makes one wonder how the imperium of man is still alive
Numbers. Sheer numbers.
The Imperium is a lot like my bookshelf, held together by thumbtacks and hope.
By pure fucking human defiance and stubbornness
wait in that situason , what IF it flys and stucks on the emperor
It maybe won’t in a few millenniums
Ladies and gentlemen, each and every single one of those characters belongs to the good guys faction. Welcome to 40K.
More like "the good guys"
@@condedooku9750more like ""the good guys""
Inquisitor Headsmash is my spirit animal.
Same
Guardsman is mine.
I guess that's why you don't see any Warhammer 40k stuff rule 34ed. Because the people that make the stuff get rekt by the Imperium for heresy.
I hope you realize there's 40k rule 34.
0704 012 It is only in heresy that one finds the truth!!!!
Tell that to the slaneshi followers
@@jayesper4390 Are you certain you want to go *_THAT_* far with your heresy?
@@CaptainCFalcon Oh no no no~ These people are merely committing child's play when compared to my knowledge with regards to the Heretical Arts.
Me: *Breathes*
The Entire 40k Universe: HERESY!
To be fair, you probably inhaled Tyrannospores, Nurgle Rot, and Dark Eldar cocaine-heroin with that one breath.
A real citizen (who belives in emperor) doesn't waste precious O2 for his own sake, YOU HERETIC
You dare to betray god emperor,You bastard Heretic!
Then the Games Workshop lawyer kills the inquisitor for the heresy of copyright infringement.
Not going to lie. I expected the paper to fly up to the ship somehow to continue the madness.
I wish
That idea makes me think of scenarios where Tzeentch and Slaanesh could team up to just royally fuck with the Imperium, the is both horrifying and hilarious
Here’s a question, if I found an artist’s depiction of the Emperor as a beautiful woman would the artist be a heretic or a pious imperial?
The cyclonic torpedoes launched upon your position would blot out the sun--followed shortly by the explosion of said torpedoes _outshining_ the sun.
Heretic
That's the Celestial Shaman Queen to you, peasant.
Fucking HERETIC
Hm,unsure...I’d burn it anyways,just to be sure
BURN THEM ALL !!!
I like how the images flex a tiny bit, but their overall movement is literally how kids make their toys move.
I just love that this is the video that shows up first when you search, “Who knows Ian, maybe this is my next movie.”
Now THAT'S just running on repeat in my head...
I'd say, "Now people, let's be reasonable," but then it wouldn't be 40k, would it?
“Now, people, let's be reasonable.“
...
*“Warhammer 40k gets cancelled.“*
*It's Always Sunny in Games Workshop*
In the Imperium of Man, reason is heretical.
If u told the emperor to be reasonable then it would just get more chaotic
Reasonable? H E R E T I C
@@olvustin6671 ABANDON REASON! -)
Friendship is Magic; Magic is Heresy
I just can't stop watchin' it.
NO, the quote is "Friendship is magic: Magic is heresy".
***** you could interpret it that way, yes.
@@ArtificialDjDAGX And Hersey
GETS PURGED
Brotherhood is not heresy
@@austinbutcher8106 The form perpetuated here most certainly is.
The Adeptus Ministorum are on their way to archive this whole channel. Its been good Bruva
I’d like to imagine that there’s just a small army of servitors that are in the process of repairing the walls every time someone bust through them, and the poor lobotimized cyborgs are having to repair the same sections of wall over and over again.
The story line of dawn of war soulstorm basically
moritsuna Yep
that is worryingly accurate
moritsuna but the guard won soulstorm
Of Imperium factions
This primordial truth upsets me
Who would win: several top class, genetically bred war machines, or a piece of heretical paper?
Heresy is vile, cunning, and subversive. -)
THAT's why it must be purged at ALL costs! ))
It depends on how heretical is the paper.
FIGHT!
paper
The answer is exterminatus
0% Drugs
0% Nudity
100% *HERESY*
This is why the Imperium is a hysterical joke
GW to Content Creators
The Imperium in a nutshell. Iron within Iron without, guys
+Dan Iron all around
+Dan FUCKING HERETIC!
+Dan THE FLESH IS WEAK! REMEMBER THE FALLEN PRIMARCH!
+Heinz Guderian that is the wrong chapter. Iron Hands=\= Iron Warriors.
Have much fallen primarchs
When all else fails, just bash your head on the big red (planet killing) button.
It's called Exterminatus
@@ItsErisContent he hit a big red button
“T-the Heresy... I-it burns!!!”
Delete this Heresy.
Surprisingly lore-accurrate.
Nah
That ending. xD
RC15O5 gets me everytime.
A true Inquisitor doesn’t just push the red button, he headbutts it, repeatedly.
Fucking hereetiics!!! XD
I love that
BUNCH OF HERETICS!!!!!
This is how every major conflict of warhammer 40k goes. When I first got into space marines I asked my friend to easily sum the storyline up for me and he showed this to me
This was the very first content i saw about wh40k. Tbh i will miss the series. It so unfortunate that gw decided to be an a-hole. May the Big E. guide us.
POV: November for da bois
How is the warp created?
HERESY.
Ah ha! Who then created such heresy?
VERY FUNNY, CITIZEN. IT'S HERESY ALL THE WAY DOWN.
*blam*
Now that I think about it, if the Imperium was so advanced in its day and they already knew about the Warp’s dangers and randomness. Why did the Emperor not think about another FTL system? Or another race for that matter. And if the Immatterium is belief made manifest, why the fuck the Emperor still needs so many souls to sustain himself?! If this were Shin Megami Tensei or Persona, he would be one of the most badass gods in the universe through seer human faith alone!
Inquisitor Exterminatus Thank you. You’ve given me all the answers.
@@pablotomasllodra4423 Better to use what you have that already works than go buy something that may work.
Just make sure you don't have any dipshit children about when you do.
@@pablotomasllodra4423 Because in 40k universe, any transportation requires the help of the warp, the only solution to totally escape the curse of warp is the webway which the emperor was already working on before the HH, and Magnus ruined it unintentionally, causing daemons used it as a way to attack Earth directly, then the Emperor was rendered immobilized before he had a chance to construct another one, the only human who has the knowledge to construct the webway is the Emperor himself, so that's why mankind doesn't have a chance for a safer FTL travel method.
Also, since the old imperial webway is now a daemon portal which simply impossible to seal off by anyone but the Emperor, the only chance for Earth to survive is to let the Emperor stay where he was. If he dare to move alongside for just a moment, Earth would become another Eye of Terror, so the situation is now a dead end for the imperium, pretty grimdark right?
So if anyone asks what the Imperium is all about, show them this.
Whoever did the 'Fucking HERETTIIIIICCS!!!' at the end needs an emmy. best delivery I've ever seen.
Gulliman did WHAT with an eldar!?!?
Fucking here... Oh wait that's canon
If you're born and raised on a Daemon World, then turn to worshipping the God-Emperor... are you a loyalist or a heretic?
*The one who tasted the true power would never blind himself worshiping the corpse-god.*
+Sindri Myr Most people who join Chaos don't get access to orgasm-inducing voices, Sorcerer. You got a pretty uniquely good welcome-to-heresy deal with that.
Sindri Myr Heresy! Exterminatus!
Clay Pidgeon only Tzeentch followers are insane enough to accept that level of contradiction any other worshipers of the chaos powers would probably die on the spot especially the Nurgle ones
+Zeno Blues I could see Tzeentch deliberately turning some of his followers back to the God-Emperor's worship just for the sake of the ensuing insanity. That seems very Tzeentch. After all, worshipping Chaos for eternity isn't exactly change.
My Favorite part is the guy Going Megas XLR Coop on the Exterminatus Button.
I don't think that he hit the button enough times
+ShadowWolfRising My favorite part is people remembering Megas XLR exists.
+dsagentutube Chicks dig giant robots \m/
dsagentutube
The Creator remembers and has been trying to get it brought back.
+ShadowWolfRising Fuckin sweet
The lost of another good soldier.
Many good Soldiers
Inquisitors after sentencing an entire planet to death. Ruining homes, and families and shattering dreams and hope for survival, for reclemation: “Lmao”
Wouldn't surprise me if the sister of battle was the only one who planned to read it.
Are they pervs or something?
@@CyberLink70 maybe that sister of war loved sisters (girls)
@@CyberLink70 considering their entire purpose is to devote themselves to their deranged obsession to the emperor who would kill and burn entire world's for him and the very reason the absurd religion of seeing the Enperor as God to be the official state religion which the Emperor himself did not want, also becoming a pawn and allowing the Ecclesiarchy and Inquisition to exist and become corrupt and given too much power , I wouldn't be surprised.
Nobody:
Every imperium of man faction:HERETIC!!!!! *distant gunfire and explosions*
I like how the scream of heretic isn’t distant
I don't think anybody has resisted the temptation to rewatch this
I love that each character breaks through a new section of wall instead of the section already broken
One CRUCIAL question remains here :
How is that building still standing ?
Erectar Denara *THE FORCES OF CHAOS IS AT IT AGAIN!*
It aint that planet is a barren hunk of rock
Well it's not standing anymore
warhawk9566 THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!!!
The immortal Emperor of mankind willed it so
There are 25 people who dare to hit the dislike button?! THOSE HERETICS!!! *Comment section opens fire*
I now have the idea of a edited video of someone scrolling through this comment section a slow zoom in on a negative comment and a bunch of music starts playing. and then loads of bolters come out of the other comments and open fire upon it. or the guy scrolling through it types something and a bunch of bolters come out of his screen and shoot him in the face though instead. :L. Or her though, gender equality. >:L.
Nolan Tipton ( rapidly bangs head against exterminatus button) fucking heretics!
HERETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS.
you may fire when ready
*Quietly picks up a shot-off dislike button*
rip tts
Hey look, it's GW when it sees fan content!
Pornography detected: Exterminatus request granted.
+The Chairman Does it depict Xenos or Daemonettes?
Frank G
Yes.
The Chairman Then spare no expense.
Eldar females are allowed.
Holy Emperor, what of Felinids?
I just love how it doesn’t even have to be in context and it’s a golden scene
The video that got me into 40K
Plot twist: the guardsmen was about to throw it away.
Another plot twist: the commissar was about to dispose of the heresy.
Another Another plot twist: the piece of heresy just landed on the space marine.
Another plot twist (3x): the sister was actually a heretic.
Big plot twist: the piece of heresy survived and is now on the ship so the cycle can continue on.
Am I the only one who thinks this would of been funnier if the art somehow survived the explosion resulting in it gettting blown into space then attached itself to a ship cause other ships to destroy it causing a chain reaction of it moving from ship to ship until the entire fleet was gone?
That would've been hilarious actually.
*_"Local pornographic parchment singlehandedly demolishes the entire Imperium of Man with this one weird trick."_*
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 *Tzeentch:* Just as planned!!!!
What happens if it managed to get to the Tau empire then
@@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven from what I remember nothing really since the Tau don't act the same way as the Imperium... unless you were asking what.the Imperium would do to the Tau, which is the same thing they do already. Kill, burn, and exterminate.
The 40K telling of the old Persian story "A Drop of Honey".
(TL;DR A drop of honey sets off a chain of events that results in two kingdoms going to war with each other.)
That's one hell of a butterfly effect.
What the OP doesn't mention is the drop of honey is on to the Queens boobs, during a session with the general, the high priest, and the palace donkey.
@@eelektrosszeboss3346 Honey comes from bees, Butterflies make butter, duh!
Comic Gladiator what the actual fuck?! I have so many questions?! PALACE DONKEY?!
@@ultimateqmazing2537 I am also curious but also not sure if I want to ask
Some how I knew the Grey Kights would be there to purge the unclean.
This is one of the most random Warhammer content I have ever seen.
It is stupid. And I love it.