TTS Short : Squats Reborn
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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2021
- This is an official TTS short. It was meant to be released on Alfabusa's channel, however the whole IP fiasco came when this was 99% done. So, it is to be released on this channel as specifically suggested by Alfabusa himself.
In a better universe, this would be released on Alfa's channel as normal. However this is the universe we got.
Thank you to everyone who has supported us.
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Lead Writer: Alfabusa
/ alfabusa
Script Editors: Cursed One, Oculus Imperia, Voy
Video Editing : VindicareAssassin
Art by Garrot
/ garrot
Music: StringStorm
/ stringstorm
/ galiant609
Audio Editing :
Alfabusa
Stringstorm
The Kunked Slump as the Serf
TheKuznetsov as the Gristle Baron
HulkyKrow as the Dark Eldar
Alfabusa as Hrothgar Realmcarver Thoriksson
and the Inquisitor
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When the whole IP fiasco dropped, this was so close to being finished, I simply couldn't let the mountain of work people have put into this, go to waste.
It's released here since I am not monetized and thus still within the line of the current IP policy.
However it is still the last one for a long time.
Please enjoy.
This is better than nothing, this means there is hope for the series
For malal he is the new lord of the zoats and squats
thank you
You know, Warhammer images, characters and the rest of the IP may be copyrighted, but depictions of the staff and leaders of GW aren't.
Just sayin'.....
To quote, "Oh Fuck yeaaaahh."
"ALL ABOARD THE SESSESION TREEN!"
-40k Fans leaving for Battlemace 42 Million
OH FUCK YES -me wanting space dwarves
In the upsetting dimness of the 42,000th millenium, there is naught but conflict...
@@thecoolerjon3506 in the bothersome poorly litness of the 42nd millennium, there is only moderate conflict
In the concerning poor illumination of the 40 second millennium, there is only finding something on Netflix to watch before your food gets cold.
@@Gwolfsoun Jesus that sounds bleak. Postmates already took forever so its already half way cold!
"Fuck, I'm convinced. "
This single sentence broke me.
I think he was already convinced when they offered everyone free food (Baggis).
You know, given the description of Haggis (I'm guessing Baggis is meant as a 41st century pronunciation of it, since many other common things now sound a bit different), I'm really not surprised it's a managed to survive into the grimdark future. It's basically offal (animal organs, in this case the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep) mixed with a bit of hard fat from the loins and kidneys (also sheep), minced with onions, oatmeal, spices, and bone broth, and traditionally cooked while encased in the animal's stomach. A few older recipes also utilized the animal's blood as well. The result is a sort of meaty pudding.
I've heard Haggis is pretty good though (haven't had the chance to try any myself), so despite its rather unsavory description people probably won't be too unhappy with ample Baggis rations in the Imperium. Hell, similar dishes have existed around the world using animal organs cooked in a stomach, likely because such leftovers were immediately available after a successful hunt and could be prepared without carrying any cookware since the stomach contains it, so it's a fairly traditional human dish, the Scottish version seeming to be the most popular one.
I'm sure the traditional pairings of Haggis would also be welcome, those being mashed turnips/rutabagas, mashed potatoes, and a glass of Scottish whiskey.
@@redeye4516 wouldn't be the weirdest thing they eat.
Most hive cities ground human bodies into rations, due to the amount of Bodies it's better than dumping or burning them.
@@redeye4516 We have something similar in Hungary, just with pig instead of sheep. We call it "disznósajt" which literally means "pig cheese".
It's great with some mustard and bread.
Mine was the line about standing in the exterminatus blast to cook the baggis
a guide to being a squat:
oppressive power structures: ❌
baggis: ✔️
And TREEEENS
GW: No animations using our IP are allowed unless it’s Warhammer+ exclusive.
Squats: I SHAT ON YER UvRPRICED SUBSCRIPTION M’LARKAY
The hammer and bolter was kinda meh Not gonna lie.
Overpriced? It seems fairly reasonable for what you get, especially if you treat the payments as payments for the model. I’m not saying that it’s creation was anything but tyrannical, petty, and cruel, but I won’t go against fact.
@@themageofcontext7071 very overpriced. We got 30+ eps of tts for free and they cant even make anything close to Astartes tier animation
@@SilenTHerO78614 Angels of Death is literally as good or better, ya'll DO know that H&B is not the only show on WH+ right?
@@gordonschumway3345 shouldn’t matter either way, they took a dump on warhammer animators and slapped up a service to scoop em up for profit, destroying fan creation and slapping a price tag on it shouldn’t be encouraged
And just a few short months later, the Squats return for real. Glorious.
And their return implies this whole video is canon.
And we shall shat on their imperium on the tabletop as we ride bikes and trains and eat baggis
And they come with.. trikes!
rock and stone!
@@gunmunz DID SOMEONE SAY ROCK AND STONE?!
"ALL ABOARD THE SECESSION TRRRREEN!"
Literally every 40k fan migrating to Battletech after GW's IP fuck up.
As well to other tabletop games as well! 😉
I just went back to halo, not best choice but then again I am just a lore guy. Can't wait for all the BattleTech fan animations to come out, shit going to be amazing.
WWOOOOOOOOOUUHH SECESSION! HELL YEAH!
@@Fourtytwo4242 I'm right with you there with Halo...Although, In my case, I'm still going to stay a fan of 40k.
Psst, hey kids, have you heard of Lancer?
I'm convinced that canon-wise, the Squats were still a part of the Imperium for a very long time, but the Mechanicus have been diligent in deleting/altering records of them b/c the Squats were the only other group within the Imperium that could reliably build, fix, and occasionally innovate on technology and therefor they were hereteks.
I mean yeah, that, the fact that the squats are a relatively minor abhuman race and the fact that there are some very anti-abhuman factions within the more religious parts of the imperium.
But yeah, space dwarves cool.
@@VindicareAssassinTTS I saw a thing, which i think is 100% lore friendly, where basically its less that they were all eaten by 'nids, but 'nids invaded squat space and nobody from the Administratum thought to actually check what happened and assumed they were wiped out.
@@cp1cupcake an average day in the administatum
Mechanicus+Inquisition coverup is my headcanon
Naye ta mention... They heff TREEEENS!
"AAULLLL ABOAURD THE SECESSION TRRREEEN!"
i think this is perfect meme material
Already on it
Well I’m convinced.
Is this a symbol of Alfabusa's career and GW?
oh this speaks to my wee scottish soul on so many levels
@@ConnallTara yep!
Man I can't believe the last TTS joke was true and the squats are back!
WEE SQUAT MINIS FOR EVERYONE!
@@scienceme9794 fuck, I'm convinced.
As a Scot, this was all deeply inoffensive to me.
Free Squatland and all the glorious Squattish people. There's nothing quite like some quality Baggis.
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR BAGGIS
If I were scottish, I would probably be disappointed the bagpipes are used as an instrument and not as weapon of war, as was the original intention.
@@VindicareAssassinTTS anything is a weapon of war if you try hard enough
@@vexxama Especially bagpipes in the morning after a night of drinking
@@VindicareAssassinTTS well you see that line of thinking is how the hunting horn became a weapon in monster hunter
Dark Eldar 1: Should we stop this?
Dark Eldar 2: No, no! I wanna see where this goes!
Dark Eldar 3: "Come over to see this wave of revolution and debauchery"
Dark Eldar 4: "Going in hot and low!"
@@khaimk4r4su Dark Eldar 5: Debauchery!
Dark Eldar 6: *Debauchery*
Cut forward to a few years with Vect having to deal with defending comorragh from the squat imperium XD
Yes
Should we stop this
No. Didn't you hear him. He has treeens.*giggle*
Oh yes. The treeeeen's.
The Imp-perium of Manlet shall rise!
God dammit, where were you when I was thinking about the title
@@VindicareAssassinTTS Crying about the whole IP fiasco, but don't worry I haven't trade marked my pun so its free to steal.
GW: "You will not be missed."
Me: "AAULLLL ABOAURD THE SECESSION TRRREEEN!"
Oooh- FECK yeah!!
GW: We're all gonna burn for what we did to you Alfa.
“I stood in your exterminatus blast just to properly cook my Baggis” I don’t know why I love this line but I do
I'm glad you like it
“I have heard about these guys, let them keep the world.” -drukhari pirate probably
*Other drukhari pirate:* Fuck it! I'll join'em if it means literal rivers of free booze to get completely wasted on! **puts on space kilt**
It's oddly fitting that TTS should end with the Squats. GW did both of them dirty. Hopefully they'll return someday.
EDIT: Well I'll be damned. One down, one to go.
Honestly I’d believe that the Imperium would declare them all dead and forget about them simply for being abhuman. Just strike them from Imperial Records. Really their entire culture spits in the face of the Imperium. They were inventors and tinkerers. That would piss off the Mechanicus, they are Abhuman which many parts of the Imperium doesn’t like and they did fine and dandy on their own. Even the Orks made a peace deal with them because they weren’t fun to fight and Eldar thought them more trouble than their worth. The Squats owned everyone and if they were disowned by the Imperium and left to hopefully die out or fade into obscurity then The Squats would make their own Empire which probably functions a lot better than most of the Empires known because they actually have their shit together.
Aye.. sadly, TTS now joined Malal, the Squats, the Beast, Goge Vandire, Sindri Myr, Herman Von Strabb, the Megarachnids, the Old Ones, the Techno-barbarians, Old One-Eye, and SLY MARBO...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@fist-of-doom487 How they weren't fun to fight?
@@emilianomerendino3311 Basically the squats hold grudge very long. So long that they will advance their weaponry technologies just to kill the race they hold grudge again. The orks learnt this lesson when they attacked a squat's mine, after which the squats went full Ork Hunter on their asses for many centuries until the truce. For Eldar, it is just like regular Elf and Dwarf but with the Dwarf kept slaughtering the Elf with their pain train.
God, I feel like a Techpriest searching for fragments of lost STC and archeotech when I'm looking for good WH40k fan content. Praise the Omnissiah for this upload.
Why, thank you! Now, I am not Alfabusa, but try to check out my other Warhammer stuff. You might find something you like.
There isint any other kind good WH40K content than fan content, or did you miss the abomination of Hammer and Bolter?
@@Hellsong89 Dawn of War 1 counts
And just like a techpriest, making your own has been made illegal for incomprehensibly stupid reasons.
4:17 when GW goes full tyrant so you just leave to play battletech
GW Migrant: What Kinda Models do we need?
Battletech Grognard: We Dont Need Models, We're Models Agnostic!
GW Migrant: Fuck it I'm convinced.
@@tanith117 wait what? You dont use minis?
@@parjai97 saw a game back in college played using stale gummy bears.
@@GhostBear3067 awesome!
@@tanith117 they are cool with 3d printing as well, welcome to paradise comrade.
This makes me convinced that squats are the creations of leman russ, jaghatai khan, and kaldor draigo.
Malal: no they are my children now go zoats my great demon kill the holLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE
If only there was an series that could tell you their story and many others by combining humour and good written character that also deepens your investment into the universe and helps new people get around it confusing and long running plot
Series that also DOESN'T REQUIRES GW SPENDING MONEY ON IT
at last shame something like this never exists
I still can’t believe the last TTS skit eventually became true. The Squats truly came back!
We should have made a skit about GW not being absolute arse weasles.
@@VindicareAssassinTTS FINGERS CROSSED! ONLY TIME WILL TELL!
@@VindicareAssassinTTS this sounds like a fantastic idea
@@VindicareAssassinTTS how soon should we expect it?
Ironically 7 months later Squats have returned in canon, this channel predicted the future
Ok how come this comment got no replies?
A wise poet once said:
"Better learn the difference, irony is not coincidence!" - Alfred Yankovic, Word Crimes.
The squats in all their cut out motion glory. Further brought to life by busas dwarffy vocal cords.
_"You will creep on your stunted knees to beg for His protection!"_
Ancestor Cores: Are you sure about that?
A reminder that this was written years before GW wrote even a dash of the wotann lore.
@@VindicareAssassinTTS Yes, I'm aware. Just happy to know that the Squats definitely don't need the Imperium to survive
So squats are just Scottish people with 20% less aggression?
Why am I not even surprised…
I don't see the connection.
The Squats are actually able to secede.
@@Morec0 Holy crap, where is the burn unit?
@@Morec0 Imma call you Auschwitz because you roastin em m8
More like drunk svensk mäner.
20% more comprehensible too.
"Feeling pretty existent here in yer orbit." Oh I love that one so much.
"a necessary evil"
wow I wonder if this is a metaphor for any kind of current events within the warhammer community...
or the world at large
It's also I believe an unsubtle but very bloody refreshing commentary on how various writers over the years and even much of the fandom has steadily tried to defend the Imperium's ridiculously grimdark regime, its horrible practices, unironically trying to rationalize its irrationality to the point of justifying or validating one the literal worst institutions to have ever been conceived by fiction. It's one thing to like the Imperium's style as a tabletop player or really playing on any kind of gaming platform or genre these days. (the hordes of trash spinoff games based on Warhammer 40K not withstanding)
But to go so far as to feel personally attacked whenever someone points out how unnecessary alot of the imperium's policies and actions are as an organization kinda misses the frickin point of it all, ofcourse it's all stupid, over-the-top, unnecessary evil, *the Imperium is both a figuratuve and literal parasite that's been feeding on much of humanity's collective suffering for over 10 mellinia,* it's completely defunct and that's partly why it's SO interesting. The Imperium is indeed responsible for making much (if not most..) of this hell of a grimdark reality for itself and its citizenry, *its not entirely the fault of Chaos plots or some xenos shenanigans for why things are so shit, (the Imperium has its lion's share to bare)* alot of the time for many innocent people in-universe, because its an objectively awful, abusive, zealous promoting, coldly callous, neglectful, infuriatingly self-aggrandizing oppressive regime.
And this is coming from someone that absolutely loves playing Imperium and loves alot of its aesthetics, and even lore! You can call out something like the Imperium's totally unnecessary evils and why its a objectively horrible institution without being seen unironically as some out of universe *"heretic"* to certain fans within a beloved franchise.
@@navilluscire2567 THANK YOU! I've been saying the same thing for ages and a lot of people in the WH40K fandom have hated me for that. But I mean... just because the Imperium is objectively BAD, it doesn't means that you're bad for liking it. I mean, the Skaven are one of the most popular fantasy factions after all, and they were designed to be as vile as possible (ironically they are not much worse than the Imperium itself).
@@ValeTheOwl It's sometimes joked that 40K doesn't have Space Skaven, because the Imperium of Man already occupies the same mechanical and thematic space. A corrupt, sprawling civilization whose population breeds extensively in overcrowded hives, and whose lives are considered worthless save as slaves or fodder. All with specialized subfactions devoted to different areas of expertise or ethos: Clan Skryre (AdMech), Clan Verminous (Imperial Guard), Clan Pestilens (Sisters of Battle, Ecclesiarchy), Clan Eshin (Assassins), etc. All engaged in infighting and subject to the whims of a ruthless ruling council.
@@navilluscire2567 Back during the Rogue Trader era, the game was much more open and up-front about 40K being a satire. That we weren't meant to see the Imperium as anything but a comically corrupt fascist state.
Heck, Chaos wasn't even a factor in the 40K game at the start. It got ported in later. From the outset, the problems of the 40K universe almost entirely arose from the singularly awful Imperial system. Different forces within the Imperium fought each other due to administrative errors.
The fact that the eldar said “should we step this” with such concern speaks just how much I want to see this continues into its own little side story. LONG LIVE SQUATS
“should we stop this” in the back ground freddommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "no"
If I was the other dark eldar I would been like 'nah I want to see where this goes'
Considering Squats, or as we know them now Legues of Votann drops next month... yea, Long Live Squats!
I am now considering this the first contact with the Leagues of Voltan.
Yeah it was just too good to be shown as an official trailer.
I love how this has turned out to be remarkably accurate to the lore of the Leagues of Votann. Hate chaos, piss on the imperium. Some imperial still deny they exist etc. All aboard the secession train, indeed.
Also they are ironically the most welcoming and friendly faction besides the tau.
"Fuck, i'm convinced."
Yeah, an actual like, functioning space empire would probably be able to convert like, 80% of the imperium super fuckin easy. Its why the tau are rather successful doing it.
Glad to see a little more tts stuff too, One day, the time will come for its return.
Imagine *space Scottish tau* that joined the burgeoning squat lead empire. It's both ridiculous yet fun! (I miss silly fun..)
@@navilluscire2567 Tau diplomat: Join us and we'll give you rail guns for your stupid trains!
Squat diplomat; Join us and we'll give you trains so you finally have something not bloody stupid to put a rail gun on.
The rest of the galaxy: why do i have the strangest sinking feeling?
@@TheCreepyLantern
*Or more like...*
*(water caste) T'au diplomate:* Wait, what about hover trains that look like space eels with rail guns mounted on them but instead of shootimg tungsten-carbonite rods they shoot kegs of highly potent ale that could kill even a space marine from extreme alcohol poisoning?
*Squat diplomat:* O-ky...NAW th't sowsnds FAUKiN aAMHazin!
*(water caste) T'au diplomat:* Thank you my stubbornly bearded comrade!
*Squat diplomat:* AI, saa...U wanna gitt Soom BAGGIS and drik brooth bareels uNtul we BURST?!
*(water caste) T'au diplomat:* Sure, sounds fun! Will have our earth caste engineers and technicians work alongside your people's forgers and great smiths!
*Squat diplomat:* Guud! **raises mug**
**and they became the bestest of friends**
@@navilluscire2567 PERFECTION
@@navilluscire2567 Man, i cant even belive they are truly back, im so happy.
I feel like the space wolfs would love these guys
Imagine a space wolf and a squat drinking cost contest
Wolves bring the drink, Squats bring the Baggis.
Or a bagpipe and drinking contest between them the finrhet, drookians, mortessens, the storm wardens and the tanga woad warriors
I know what you meant to say but the idea of an astronautical check at the end of the contest is quite funny to me
It's sad to think this may be the last we'll see of the series, but it brings a smile to my face all the same. A welcome surprise, and a strangely fitting send off for a truly wonderful series. Here's hoping one day a triumphant return will make us laugh even harder.
I hope so too. Thank you for your kind words.
True, I prefer Squats than the Emperor
@@micha5200 Ah SHAT on yer Imperium
Brother it is time
@@piggyblitz4404 ALL ABOARD THE SECESSION TREHN
Squats came back. Fingers crossed that you and TTS do, but if not, still love you guys.
This aged incredibly well.
I honestly wish Urist was in this. I can only imagine what kind of a "rant" he would go into in this situation.
I don't think we've ever seen Urist interact with other dwarves.
VindicareAssassin I meant his rant to the governor, inquisitor, and aid.
@@VindicareAssassinTTS We did, once. We saw Urist be rewarded by the Dwarf King at the end of Ravandil's Quest 2.
Did anyone else come here again after they revealed the Squats are back?
Yup
Based and train pilled
This video has aged TO PERFECTION!
It was cooked in the puny IP policy blast
I feel like the algorithms gonna have a field day with this one
Eh, kinda but not really. Since everyone and their dog made a video on the subject in the past day or two, they are considered more relevant, I think.
Not complaining tho.
*FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-* Oh wow, a new TTS video has been released and it's about the Squats. Nice! :D
And so with the introduction of 3D printers caught by the eyes of Ex - Games workshop customers, the Squats make a ghastly return to bring us all Baggers
What are baggers? I must know so that I may enjoy them.
@@warlordmain5084 just a funny way of saying burgers
@@anonymoususer208 Oh, I thought it was like space haggis or something
@@warlordmain5084 might of been, I could be wrong
@Anonymous User actually is both is a type of grass that they use or their drink 🍹 technology and trains yes I am serious and as hamburgers or just normal vegan food so not only squats are vegans but dwarfs space vegans who also use plant drugs as energy for their technology, but sadly because they were tô cartoony for 40k because of vegan food technology they were put in rectconia with poor malal
*As of April 2nd, 2022, Squats have been confirmed for a GW return!*
He fucking predicted it! Squats are coming back!!!
In light of recent news i make a pilgrimage back here.
Welcome, pilgrim
Squats: everyone gets wee BAGGIS!!!!
Me coming from a long line of both Irish and or Scottish blood lines: COUNT ME IN!?!?!!??!!??!?
I get that baggis means burgers, but "wee baggis"?
@@cc1093 wee = free in some fictional accent in the 40k universe or its a real accent that people don’t know about
@@preston726 Wee means small in Broad Scots.
@@Ma_Zhongying thank you for the translation now everyone gets a small baggis but the numbers are huge
@@preston726 Can I ask which part of Scotland you come from?
Our people burned for this kind of awesome shit I wish sometime in the future people like u and alfa return to us to make us laugh and cry again I miss u guys and fyedor
Alfa legion...now that is a name I have not heard in a long time. Long time.
@@VindicareAssassinTTS long before the dark times ;)
The prophesy is FULFILLED!! HAIL TTS! SQUATS LIVE!!
STOMP STOMP
I feel like being under squat rule wouldn’t be that bad compared to literally everyone else.
I mean the only thing you have to worry about is not getting beaten to death via hammers or run over by quote on quote “TRREEEEENS” anyway we probably(98% chance) get better living conditions and less stupid nobles.
From what I understand they used to inhabit a bunch of high-gravity mineral-rich worlds near the galactic core collectively called the Homeworlds which they heavily fortified and defended with tech at least on Imperial level and sometimes a bit better. Combine that with their distinct lack of dumb tech restrictions because Machine God and similarly distinct lack dumb Emperor worship and it seems like a pretty decent faction to exist in. Granted they still practice hereditary monarchy and have an aristocratic class, but hey they survived the Age of Strife on their own so we can't expect them to be completely based.
@@WASDLeftClick I feel each world is a fortress then
@@ancientscion2381 Pretty much yeah. Generally lots of subterranean construction too due to the nature of the worlds as mining colonies prior to the Age of Strife and a tendency for their surfaces to be harsh, with thin atmospheres and intense solar radiation. Very good defenses, major population centers almost entirely underground, tons of experience with tunnel fighting.
Really only the Tyranids stood a realistic chance at defeating the Squats since even the Astartes Legions during the Great Crusade were struggling against the Squats. Still doesn't explain how they were quietly gobbled up by the Tyranids seemingly overnight and without the rest of the Imperium really giving a damn despite the sheer quantity lost of raw resources, technology, and manpower the loss of the Squat Homeworlds represents. A few of the worlds could be lost without immediate notice due to the Shadow in the Warp thing, but ALL of them?
@@WASDLeftClick I mean maybe someone accidentally deleted the records of the squats.
I mean like locations in general.
Maybe (definitely ) survived said tyranids because most forms of tyranids were smaller groups. Small is still a lot with tyranids. I wouldn’t be surprised if the fucking planets could move. It’s 40k after all maybe the squats said fuck it turning the planet into a ship
@@ancientscion2381 maybe they convinced the hive fleet to leave by ramming a planet into them repeatedly
GW: develops content over many years creating a resulting community
The community: enjoys GW and creatively engages with the content
GW: *Hol' up*
I guess we were having fun the wrong way...
All aboard treen to volutan!!!!!
I hope there will be armored trains
I for one, welcome our new squattish overlords.
im convinced
Free BAGGIS for everyone!
They'd do a helluva lot better job then the selfish brainlets we got running the show nowadays.
*Underlords
Eldar: Should we stop this?
Me: Oh sweet child let us not kid ourselves. We all know you cant do nothing about it
They must know about Urist running around Commoragh right about now.
They 100% could stop this.
@@tavernburner3066 HA HA HA HA HA, NAY! THEY HAF TREEEEEENS!!!
Brave heart in dwarf form just try and stop that
THE SQUATS ARE BACK BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEY'RE FREAKIN' BACK BABYYYYY
Fucking called it!
But it's April fool's so....
@@VindicareAssassinTTS we shall have to wait, I guess...I hope GW realises theres a lot of people that would kill to have a full squat army
@@VindicareAssassinTTS its no april fools ! its reaaaal !
ROCK AN STONE BRATHER!!!!!
R&S!!!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE ??!!
THE SQUATS LIVE (STOMP STOMP)
Corvus Corax: Stop doing that.
ALL ABOARD THE SECESSION TRRRREEN!!!!!
TTS didn’t end on a bang, but on a meme. Seems about right.
this is most relevant now since april 1 of 2022
Such is the power of Alfabusa that this video came true as of today, April the 2nd of 2022.
AND NOW IT'S REAL
“Yeah, Squats.” -Royal Dorn on Squats
THE SQQQUAAAAAATSSS ARE BACKKKKKKK
TREEEEENNNSSS AND BAGGINSSSS FOR EVERYONE
TTS predicted Squats coming back 4/01/22
Squats are back! It was FORETOOOOOLD
So shall it be
May the Man-Emperor protect you and your channel from the GREEDY WRETCHES.
When you realize GW would rather un-extinct The Sqauts before they officially reverse course on their IP restrictions.
A NECESSARY EVIL
I heard a rumor that they loosend this recently, Could be wrong ofcource.
@@nielsmichiels1939
Well until we get something more official I’m afraid TTS and the like will remain on standby until otherwise.
This man is the greatest person ever.
ALL HAIL THE VINDICATOR ASSASIN, THE GREATEST ASSASINS!
D'awww, thank you
@@VindicareAssassinTTS HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
@@VindicareAssassinTTS HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
@@VindicareAssassinTTS HAIL!!
@@VindicareAssassinTTS HAIL
Everybody gangsta till alfabusa pulls a Simpson level prediction
*The sound of War horns incoherent screaming/ bellowing and bagpipes gets louder*
The trains are coming.
@@VindicareAssassinTTS imagine you're fighting in the name of the chaos gods or something cringe like that and then you just start hearing an gothic/ rock orchestral version of Thomas the Tank Engine
Or better yet Thomas the dank engine
wow, now it's cannon, they're back, just a bit taller that spected.
ALL HAIL OUR PROPHET ALFABUSA, BRINGER OF THE SQUATS FROM THE ETERNAL REALM OF NONCANON
This must be spread once more.
Well, don't let me stop you
imagine a consumer boycott where everyone just buys unofficial squat minis lmao
YESSS
Holy shit, you were right all along. The Squats DID return
GUESS WHOS BACK!
BACK AGAIN!
Alfa predicted their return! The squats live!!!! *stomp stomp*
Well this is cannon now...
Well I'll be damned...
This has all new meaning with the fact they actually brought them back.
Cheers, Vindicare. Hail Alfa, screw GW.
After today's announcement....
Ready your guns and your quills gentlemen we have some grudging to do.
WEE BAGGIS FER EVERYBODY
Aaand now Squats are an official thing now. Yey
“Should we stop this?”
This is officially the second time a dwarf/squat has surprised the dark Eldar.
PRAISE OUR FORSEEING FATHER!!!
And this is kind of how the league of votann acts
Finally! The grudging is reaching space!!!
Busa's accent really makes it glorious.
The man-Peror would approve of the secession. Because that way once he gets off the god couch of pain and sacrifice he can go to squats and ask them to join the imperium again as an ally.
Maybe also give the squats resources to possibly start research and development again in the imperium, possibly actually get a leg up on all those outdated chaos ships for once
@@andrewgreeb916 so essentially make new or rediscover old technology without a red robe bastard coming in to horde it and not use it.
@@andrewgreeb916 and not turn you into a servitor for TECH HERESY
@@ancientscion2381 Well in various fantasy settings including warhammer fanatasy, engineering and technological innovation does seem to be a thing dwarfs have an inherent knack for. Considering Cawl's already been commiting tech heresy for a while and getting away with it mostly thanks to him being slick as an oil margarita while navigating mechanicus internal politics, I imagine he would have some respect for squat engineers, even if they don't believe in the omniasiah.
@@7ElevenTruther it’s not really tech heresy since such a concept is degrading for them to have.
Unless it involves warp stuff now that’s tech heresy
I love how the squat just says *To Perfection*
It is beautiful hearing Alfa’s voice scrape my eardrums!
Truly, he has been blessed by the plague father.
"I shat on your oppressive power structures"
Oh shit, Squanarchists! love to see it!
The bagpipes really make this whole thing.
I love the idea of Squats making their own rival empire.
They dissapeared because they didn't give a shit about the emperium and just grinded power in a lonely corner of the galaxy.
Thank you for this. Even since gw went all horus and bit the hand that fed them, its been dark times. But you guys bring some light and levity with the odd little releases like this. I hope you continue to work on TTS without releasing so that when gw comes to its senses or is over thrown you guys can release what youve worked so hard on... But i also want to see you guys branch out into new stuff, and see where your creative genius takes you. I know you guys will be able to turn anything you touch into gold, and i look forward to it.
Damn does it ring truer than ever with the new Warhammer Community video
Anyone else here after the Squats actually returning for 40k?
THE DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!
I have returned since the squats have truely returned
When an Darkeldar say "Should we....stop this?", you know something is very, VERY, wrong.