Vostroyan Charge

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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa 5 років тому +6853

    vostroyan urban potato bear is the only good 40k lore

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 5 років тому +233

      I expect Remliez video on it shortly...

    • @thefunpolice8416
      @thefunpolice8416 5 років тому +63

      Go to bed

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 5 років тому +95

      Bruva, when is Sly Marbo coming?
      I managed to get his miniature and paint him to expert panitjob level since anyone has seen him.

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 5 років тому +35

      You magnificent bastard!

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +130

      Seriously, who came up with the line; "MAKE PENIS INTO ROBOT!!!"?
      Literally the funniest line in TTS!

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 5 років тому +3878

    cadia stands, vostroya sqauts

  • @jacobmoss6830
    @jacobmoss6830 5 років тому +2103

    I don't care what GW says, this is now canon.

    • @franceschik1
      @franceschik1 5 років тому +48

      I agree

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 5 років тому +77

      Valhalla shock troopers are communist hardbass impowerd Slavs, AND I LOVE IT

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 4 роки тому +43

      @@electrohalo8798 that explain why Comissar Cain loved staying near the artillery so much. You at least don't really hear the HardBASS there

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 роки тому +19

      @@electrohalo8798 These are Vostroyan troopers, not Valhallan troopers.

    • @Hattastuff
      @Hattastuff 4 роки тому +6

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Which doesn't make much sense and it would've been far better if it were Valhallans instead of Vostroyans here.

  • @PureMetalDragon
    @PureMetalDragon 5 років тому +727

    I love how this is one of the few times the las-gun actually is credited as the scarily effective weapon it is, rather than a flashlight

    • @mrdmitrii7114
      @mrdmitrii7114 Рік тому +42

      There are special heavy vostroyan lasguns so they are powerful enough

    • @Asmallcorneroftheinternet
      @Asmallcorneroftheinternet Рік тому +47

      One who underestimates the power of a Laser Gun has never had a hundred of them firing at them all at once.

    • @neogokiMK00
      @neogokiMK00 Рік тому +19

      The Imperium has many enemies, but nobody talks about the small fry that got fried by flashlight.
      Kinda sad that there isn't some propaganda about these.

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 Рік тому +24

      The reason a lasgun doesn't do shit against fuck in the galaxy is because everything else was annihilated by lasguns.

    • @Bollthorn
      @Bollthorn 11 місяців тому +26

      Vostroyan lasguns are particularly powerful for two reasons:
      Vostroyan lasguns are family heirlooms that are passed down from father to son, and so they are meticulously well maintained and kept in peak condition.
      And because of this, coupled with Vostroya being a Forge World, the Firstborn have a very good relationship with the Mechanicus, who are more than happy to give them some extra shiny shit on the side.

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster5207 5 років тому +4160

    Hard bass so loud even Slaanesh is sending noise complaints

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 5 років тому +102

      Та не Слаанеш обожает хардбас
      Славянин это как эльдар, его душа изначально принадлежит Слаанеш.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 років тому +276

      Complaints that they weren’t invited.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +307

      Slavic hardbass beats slaanesh dubstep

    • @soldiersPL
      @soldiersPL 5 років тому +228

      When you get near Vostroya, you can hear hardbass all the way in orbit and if you could look out the window and look at the planet, you would notice it being in constant state of shaking from entire world population dancing 48/8

    • @ВячеславБолотов-й8у
      @ВячеславБолотов-й8у 5 років тому +23

      @@ferrusmanus4013 Ересь!

  • @Iijjccbb
    @Iijjccbb 5 років тому +566

    Fun fact Boris is actually interred in a proto-dreadnaught on vostroya and serves as a link for the Slavic past

    • @arandomt-9056
      @arandomt-9056 4 роки тому +112

      Imagine seeing a squatting Dreadnought paint in yellow with addias stripe

    • @ConservativeWhiteMan741
      @ConservativeWhiteMan741 4 роки тому +55

      @@arandomt-9056 if I were a chaos cultist I would be terrified of Dreadnought Boris

    • @Conwera
      @Conwera 3 роки тому +38

      @@ConservativeWhiteMan741 you wouldn’t be a chaos cultist just the sight of Boris would turn you to the imperiums side instantly

    • @Flyingfish60
      @Flyingfish60 3 роки тому +31

      You should be scared of comrade-dreadnought Boris, the oldest of all space marine dreadnoughts cant be any older than 10k years old, but if Boris was still around he’d be 38k+ years old.

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 роки тому +37

      "vadim blyat"
      *charges up assault cannon*

  • @G4LERNE
    @G4LERNE 5 років тому +3277

    The grimdarkness of the far future. Or as russians call it: still better than living in the outskirts of Arkhangelsk in the winter.

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 5 років тому +153

      Hello fellow citizen of russa

    • @Sombra-lf6gm
      @Sombra-lf6gm 5 років тому +193

      Two planets with Russians)(Vostroya and Valhalla) warhammer is doomed))

    • @saashaa51
      @saashaa51 5 років тому +110

      Outskirts of Arkhangelsk way better than Murmansk...

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 років тому +111

      @Sombra Chaosit Valhallans are based on the Red Army. While the Vostroyans are based on pre-communist Cossacks. It’s a fine line, but no doubt both have a love of dancing and drinking.

    • @blimporthefoul
      @blimporthefoul 5 років тому +13

      lol yeah and then the Valhallans got saddled with Cain @@fumarc4501

  • @sovereign6291
    @sovereign6291 5 років тому +1945

    I'd like to point out the triple rank and fire scene as both competent militarily and hilariously effective as lasers for dancing. Efficiency and comedy at it's finest.

    • @imperator5228
      @imperator5228 5 років тому +223

      It's a true wall of guns and according to their lore the Firstborn prefer this method.

    • @avadoesart9132
      @avadoesart9132 5 років тому +137

      Takes me back to the old days of first rank fire, second rank fire and third reich fire ;-;

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +54

      Ironically the lasers sound like the ones from Fallout 3.

    • @imperator5228
      @imperator5228 5 років тому +23

      @@cnlbenmc They are!

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 років тому +22

      @@cnlbenmc That's not how irony works.

  • @gasmonkey1000
    @gasmonkey1000 5 років тому +2862

    I can't help but now think of Vostroyans as Space Gopnik Cossacks, which is not a bad thing.

    • @BlackSabbath628
      @BlackSabbath628 5 років тому +174

      That is the best interpretation of the lore.

    • @kolsveinnskraevolding
      @kolsveinnskraevolding 5 років тому +134

      Cossacks? WTF. They are Streltsi.

    • @gasmonkey1000
      @gasmonkey1000 5 років тому +141

      @@kolsveinnskraevolding Oh yeah I forgot Streltsy were a thing. Sorry it's just their uniform looks more like a cossack's. Maybe I should change my summation to space Gopnik Streltsy Cossacks?

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 5 років тому +53

      Казаки > гопники
      Вот из-за таких как ты и нужна святая инквизиция, мудак

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 5 років тому +39

      @@baker90338 NEVER

  • @uamee
    @uamee 5 років тому +2413

    Thank you for the Vostroyan Charge in my comments section my friend! :D

    • @Kazmistrz1993
      @Kazmistrz1993 5 років тому +171

      The original song is baller, couldn't be a more perfect Vostroyan Gopnik main theme

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 5 років тому +66

      You deserve it! It's awesome!

    • @jesperbrown3271
      @jesperbrown3271 5 років тому +29

      it's good :D

    • @nizzlenotes3892
      @nizzlenotes3892 5 років тому +25

      Опа блять товарищ.

    • @Mravatarmech
      @Mravatarmech 5 років тому +18

      The fate of abbadon was almost a reality, with creed dieing

  • @therudegentleman4928
    @therudegentleman4928 5 років тому +1809

    Yep as someone who plays the Vostroyans this is 110% accurate

    • @IcarioArt
      @IcarioArt 5 років тому +241

      That explains the hardbass that comes from the drawer i have my vostroyan platoon stored. Here i was thinking my house was haunted.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 5 років тому +81

      @@IcarioArt if it was haunted, that was best ghost. ask them what they put in their kvass.

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 5 років тому +43

      This makes me want to play Vostroyans - specifically one with Krieg heads instead. What do?

    • @therudegentleman4928
      @therudegentleman4928 5 років тому +17

      @@Morec0 You probably know they've been discontinued but there are a few things you can do. eBay's a option but not a great one and fairly expensive plus Vostroyans have always been metal so it's a bit of a pain to alter them. You can buy conversion bits online from anvil industry they have the closest thing to Vostroyans with bearskin hat heads and winter great coat for bodies plus if you want Kreig looking heads I'm sure they have them the final and less scrupulous option is buying from a recaster. They would be the same models as the GW ones just made of resin so easier to alter but fairly noticeable though I can't speak for quality.

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 5 років тому +16

      @@therudegentleman4928 I knew none of this and now I'm sad.

  • @nickdahl203
    @nickdahl203 5 років тому +1763

    Life of Boris in the 42nd Millennium

    • @aymanelkadouri8235
      @aymanelkadouri8235 5 років тому +27

      Hahahahahahah

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 5 років тому +76

      Pasha Staravoitau starts drifting into the field with a leman Russ.

    • @franceschik1
      @franceschik1 5 років тому +23

      Omg immediately share this video to him

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 років тому +8

      Whom or whot is this Boris and why does I laugh when I say its name?

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 5 років тому +43

      @@baker90338 *Flips tank on slick ice*
      _...blyat_

  • @Svemirsky
    @Svemirsky 5 років тому +1895

    When you are a Slav 40k universe is not grimdark at all, it's more like tuesday

    • @odinoczka
      @odinoczka 4 роки тому +38

      @Adhi Wicaksono Wish that wasnt so true xd

    • @darrynmurphy2038
      @darrynmurphy2038 4 роки тому +147

      The preserved corpse of God Emperor Lenin protects an empire He himself would be disgusted by. Factory cities like Magnitogorsk resemble the bleakest manufactorum Hive Cities. Crises like the Russian Civil War and the Great Patriotic War saw the deaths in the tens of millions, with senseless sacrifices and ruthless commissars causing untold suffering.
      Russia is the Imperium

    • @bolszewickiowcaorkow9052
      @bolszewickiowcaorkow9052 4 роки тому +46

      @@darrynmurphy2038 all of the Eastern Bloc are the Imperium

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 4 роки тому +10

      @free wifi Heretic! Battle popes in a recently adopted camouflage chasuble will purge you for your insolence, puny servant of west capitalistic false gods!

    • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
      @Watcher-in-the-Dark 4 роки тому +12

      I for some reason read that in a Russian accent and I am not sorry.

  • @makmixerbeast
    @makmixerbeast 5 років тому +310

    I just noticed that big ol commander beard has a 2x4 for a leg instead of something bionic.....
    I wouldn’t have that any other way.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 5 років тому +1579

    Give the chaos cultist credit for not breaking moral while charging into a enemy army while being the last one standing. Thats a miracle in itself.

    • @aymanelkadouri8235
      @aymanelkadouri8235 5 років тому +23

      So true

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 5 років тому +157

      He rolled that against all odds morale check.

    • @timedraven117
      @timedraven117 5 років тому +132

      Well I mean he had Fearless due to all the meth- err warpdust he smoked while this was going on.

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 5 років тому +60

      Khorne cares not from where the blood flows.
      Blood for the Blood God!
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

    • @aymanelkadouri8235
      @aymanelkadouri8235 5 років тому +33

      @@timedraven117 don't you dare besmerch his legacy he died whit out fear not because he had drugs

  • @takogonikanetniukogo
    @takogonikanetniukogo 5 років тому +1476

    Being a slav myself I can confirm that this pict-translation is indeed a fair and true representation of our eon-proven ways of warfare

    • @danukil7703
      @danukil7703 5 років тому +70

      Except for when we do epic moves on horses. I mean, I may be biased, but the stuff those re-enactors at Khortytsia can do on horseback makes my Ukrainian heart proud

    • @takogonikanetniukogo
      @takogonikanetniukogo 5 років тому +11

      Те відчуття, коли в треді англійською тебе випадково коментить інший українець
      Mr. Worldwide bitches! @@danukil7703

    • @danukil7703
      @danukil7703 5 років тому +5

      @@takogonikanetniukogo Інтернет є фантастичний

    • @Iijjccbb
      @Iijjccbb 5 років тому

      Chance Furlong yeah pretty much

    • @afsdsdhsgjf
      @afsdsdhsgjf 5 років тому +3

      Sława bracie!

  • @constable117
    @constable117 5 років тому +3232

    It truly is a grim dark future for Slavs, not a single tracksuit, much less any stripes in them.

    • @kokarorloli
      @kokarorloli  5 років тому +743

      There is a single tracksuit though

    • @constable117
      @constable117 5 років тому +403

      @@kokarorloli Even worse, how can you expect every single one to share it?

    • @helix8108
      @helix8108 5 років тому +405

      @@kokarorloli Clearly only given to ether company champions or noble first borns.

    • @sreckocuvalo8110
      @sreckocuvalo8110 5 років тому +144

      @@constable117 Time to put our communism training to use!

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 5 років тому +40

      He lix aren’t white stripes on body and head for cavelry?

  • @jedidragonking5070
    @jedidragonking5070 5 років тому +140

    Kvass is the best
    The traitors are a mess
    I have not slept for 19 days
    On account of loud motor sex

  • @inquisitorsteve1429
    @inquisitorsteve1429 5 років тому +811

    my decendants have honord my peoples tradiditon for 40 THOUSAND YEARS
    may they be blessed with kvass and mayonaise

    • @GothGoblinNecoArc
      @GothGoblinNecoArc 5 років тому +22

      ITS A BANE BLADE!!!!!!!! Why mayonnaise

    • @sergeantvedara9165
      @sergeantvedara9165 5 років тому +39

      @@GothGoblinNecoArc, because Boris

    • @CEBph5997
      @CEBph5997 5 років тому +29

      @@GothGoblinNecoArc
      Blyat Mayonnaise is more POWERFUL than the Babeblade debil.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +3

      But no racing stripes or dash cams?!

    • @vulkanprimarchofhugs7024
      @vulkanprimarchofhugs7024 4 роки тому +1

      and milions of vostroyan urban potato bears

  • @devinhallsworth5531
    @devinhallsworth5531 5 років тому +312

    Im now imagining a space marine chapter with their armor painted up with track suit like stripes all squatting on top of alien corpses...

    • @foogoose1439
      @foogoose1439 5 років тому +60

      Charging while also blasting hardbass, the true enemy for Noise Marines

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 5 років тому +27

      Loyalist Iron Warriors.

    • @jamescretchley9949
      @jamescretchley9949 5 років тому +12

      i mean just use Rogue trader marines for the squating pose

    • @TerribleHamster
      @TerribleHamster 5 років тому +4

      Glorious !

    • @Feyridz1
      @Feyridz1 4 роки тому +7

      Your wish is granted by uamee. Search for slavhammer 40k

  • @Stoutshield
    @Stoutshield 5 років тому +617

    The cheeki breeki is real with this one!

    • @Deadorbiter_
      @Deadorbiter_ 5 років тому +10

      AHNUUU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE!

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian 5 років тому +1

      а ну, чики-брики и в дамки!

  • @CollinBuckman
    @CollinBuckman 5 років тому +89

    Not sure why, but the funniest part for me is the random traitor guardsman inhaling really loudly and saying "I sure do love being evil." before being killed.

  • @multiversepatriot3148
    @multiversepatriot3148 5 років тому +349

    Brave Vostroyan soldiers overwhelm a Traitor position, circa M42. This is now canon

  • @deadaccount9220
    @deadaccount9220 5 років тому +201

    I NEED EACH AND SINGLE VOSTROYAN DANCING GIF, PLEASE

    • @Rudevald
      @Rudevald 5 років тому +49

      Its not dancing. Its tactical hardbass.

    • @whatareyouonabout
      @whatareyouonabout 5 років тому +18

      We need this Karl
      *SHARE THE WEALTH KARL*

    • @deadaccount9220
      @deadaccount9220 5 років тому +5

      @@whatareyouonabout SHARE THE WEAALTH LORD

  • @VojislavMoranic
    @VojislavMoranic 5 років тому +615

    Vostroyan Charge or why Horus skipped Vostroya in a round cosmic circle.
    Btw love the animations

  • @jonaswolff4314
    @jonaswolff4314 5 років тому +384

    In a hardbass dancing contest, who would win?
    Valhallan Ice Warriors
    or
    Vostroyan Firstborn?

    • @takogonikanetniukogo
      @takogonikanetniukogo 5 років тому +116

      Doubt no more, brother, its Vostroyans. Their outfits are FUCKING lit, they have theiy own squat dance and vodka in official lore.
      Valhallans aren't true slavs, they just wear ushankas

    • @jonaswolff4314
      @jonaswolff4314 5 років тому +60

      @@takogonikanetniukogo Thank you comrade, with this information i will join the Vostroyan Regiments in the name of ̶v̶̶o̶̶d̶̶k̶̶a̶ THE EMPEROR.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 5 років тому +51

      @@takogonikanetniukogo As Vahallan I am offended. If the samovar were not almost ready I would start a -rave- crusade in your direction.
      I'm joking come over for tanna and some emperor kalbasa some time.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +30

      @@korstmahler In fact, Samovar are fitted as standard inside all Valhallan armored vehicles

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 років тому +14

      The Hard Bass would be legendary!

  • @meris8486
    @meris8486 5 років тому +291

    "That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
    You may pass"

    • @VentXekart
      @VentXekart 5 років тому +33

      "Oh, thank you kindly, guard!"

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 5 років тому +39

      @@VentXekart
      "You may pass...
      YOU MAY PASS RIGHT INTO HELL!"

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur 5 років тому +8

      @@meris8486 *stabs gopnik*

    • @pp-wo1sd
      @pp-wo1sd 5 років тому +10

      @@meris8486
      *gets stained with gopnik blood*
      *dies of alcohol poisoning*

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 5 років тому +98

    And so before his internment upon the Golden Throne, the Emperor decreed “All elite Imperial Guard regiments must know dance choreography. Gotta style all over our enemy’s balls!”

    • @mandast7455
      @mandast7455 4 роки тому +6

      And they must be given the names of fruits

  • @blackaua
    @blackaua 5 років тому +254

    In the grim darkness of the far distant future...
    There is only HARDBASS!!!!!!!!

  • @MadHat..
    @MadHat.. 5 років тому +95

    " *Slaanech Screams in Confusion* "

    • @alexanderthekriegsofficer2645
      @alexanderthekriegsofficer2645 4 роки тому +2

      Those were nurgles renegade guards

    • @nguyentrunghieu8806
      @nguyentrunghieu8806 4 роки тому +12

      @@alexanderthekriegsofficer2645 the sound of hardbass was too powerful that it echoed through time and space, into the warp and broke Slaneesh ear drums, hence the screaming in confusion.
      truly is the might of the Emperor's finest.

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 5 років тому +249

    I'm proud of these Vostroyans.
    Edit: That one Cossack dancing Vostroyan got me cackling.

  • @TrueScottsmen
    @TrueScottsmen 5 років тому +118

    we require gifs of the army dancing past

  • @ACCB710
    @ACCB710 5 років тому +1034

    UUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    *Intensifies*

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 5 років тому +13

      Only slavs know what this actually means....
      НА ЩИК...
      УУУРААААААААААА

    • @pclone5019
      @pclone5019 5 років тому +6

      UUUUUUUUUURRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

    • @akezhantoleukhan2510
      @akezhantoleukhan2510 5 років тому +4

      Kalorag have been speaking Russian all my life but don't get what на щик supposed to mean

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 5 років тому +3

      @@akezhantoleukhan2510 because its bulgarian comand for mounting the bayonet (щик) :)

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +7

      UUUUUUUUUURRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *(Clubbing CYKA UROD Heretics with shovel, in the name of the God-Tzar of Mankind)*

  • @jacopodaceva8268
    @jacopodaceva8268 3 роки тому +37

    2 years have passed... This video brought me back to simpler, happier times

  • @wanderer2205
    @wanderer2205 5 років тому +529

    KARL LIVES
    STOMP STOMP

  • @Kwg420
    @Kwg420 5 років тому +34

    On a serious note, you are just amazing at sounds Karl. I heard the wood scraping of the Commanders leg but I didn't notice the leg itself the first time around.
    The gun fire, the music fading in and out, and the impacts. Everything just sounds so nice.

  • @Hakumen_Gaming
    @Hakumen_Gaming 5 років тому +272

    I approve of this as a certified eastern european.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +3

      May i see that certificate for verification

    • @Hakumen_Gaming
      @Hakumen_Gaming 5 років тому +1

      @@fulcrum2951 would post a picture if I could

  • @mivapusa
    @mivapusa 5 років тому +52

    "In the Grimm Darkness of the far future, there is only SLAV"

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 5 років тому +3

      Dammit I read that in Boris' voice!

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 4 роки тому +1

      There is only hard bass.

  • @Omnifelix
    @Omnifelix 5 років тому +181

    Should have gotten life of Boris to voice one of them

  • @spacemarineofsomenamelesso7448
    @spacemarineofsomenamelesso7448 4 роки тому +117

    Ставьте лайк если вы как и я обратили внимание на этот ШЕДЕЕЕВР из-за Культа ереси.

  • @GrenzRell
    @GrenzRell 5 років тому +281

    Cheeki Breeki or sneaky beaky?
    Y not both?
    *SNEAKY BREEKI INTENSIFIES*

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 5 років тому +5

      Sneaky beaky? But...there aren't any Raven Guard in this video.

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 5 років тому +7

      @@electricbayonet2 or are there?

    • @SwampGreen14
      @SwampGreen14 5 років тому +2

      @@codyarcher3263 Maybe they were hidden Alpha Legionaires disguised as Raven Guard?

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian 5 років тому +2

      А ну, сники-брики и в дамки!

    • @SwampGreen14
      @SwampGreen14 5 років тому +1

      @@electricbayonet2 Exactly.

  • @durandol
    @durandol 5 років тому +25

    That firing line was a thing of beauty.

  • @alexm6490
    @alexm6490 5 років тому +51

    Exist entirely on Hardbass, Semechki, and Vodka. Riding around in their Lada pattern transports.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +8

      Chaos and Genestealer infiltrators are instantly detected, by their inability to squat with their heels to the ground

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 5 років тому +1

      Alex Marhenke And in a pinch, they can make do without the semechki.

  • @RedeemerJared
    @RedeemerJared 5 років тому +42

    Has anyone noticed just how smooth the animation was here? Seems like Alfa isn't the only one improving, Keep it up, you Crazy Bastard

    • @filthymolotovite
      @filthymolotovite 4 роки тому +2

      He’s Alfabusa’s partner in animating TTS, so it’s a given.

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 5 років тому +53

    In the Grim Darkness of the far future, there is only war.
    and Boris, apparently.

  • @Lordmun445
    @Lordmun445 5 років тому +33

    I love the running animation and the amazing way you did the las weapons it gives them a nice kind of kick

    • @Lordmun445
      @Lordmun445 5 років тому +2

      Maybe another video you could do is just about the Tanith first and only just being massive neds

  • @1stcaptainraldoron538
    @1stcaptainraldoron538 5 років тому +110

    I refuse to believe that there was any actual script involved with this.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 4 роки тому +13

      The amount of rehearsal for that masterful (alcohol) line should prove you wrong.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 4 роки тому +30

    It's only natural that the company's single tracksuit would be worn by whichever man is responsible for ensuring adequate levels of hard bass on any given battlefield.

  • @austinjones3516
    @austinjones3516 5 років тому +139

    FOR THE OMNISSIAH AND THE EMPEROR!!!!!!

  • @SirSqueakStir
    @SirSqueakStir 5 років тому +58

    If someone could make a hour long from 1:32 to before the credits I would be very happy

  • @bavettesAstartes
    @bavettesAstartes 5 років тому +12

    I sorely want a gif of that Vostroyan firing line. Thing of beauty.

  • @trevorwoolson3860
    @trevorwoolson3860 5 років тому +23

    As a First born player ever since I found and got into 40k....I cannot...thank you enough for this masterpiece...

  • @MarekKrassus53
    @MarekKrassus53 5 років тому +61

    Now I've seen everything. Now I can die. Thank you, Karl.

  • @StoicNatsoc
    @StoicNatsoc 5 років тому +43

    Being Slavic myself, i wholeheartedly approve of this video, and hope this is the slavic way of life in the future of 40k. squatting on enemies of the imperium, while drinking Rakija, and hardbassing and turbofolking into the stars. Chaos will learn to fear the colors of our track suits!

  • @misterwhalrus7334
    @misterwhalrus7334 5 років тому +233

    CHEEKI BREEKI AV DAMKE!

    • @ivanlevcov
      @ivanlevcov 5 років тому +7

      Чики брики в дамки
      Cheeki breeki v damki
      Думаю, так будет правильнее, товарищ

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 5 років тому +4

      @@ivanlevcov ЗА МОНОЛИТ

    • @honzabalak3462
      @honzabalak3462 5 років тому

      Eyeball Papercut Fuck Monolith! Чистое Небо!!!

  • @zaniatnik
    @zaniatnik 5 років тому +23

    You know, I find it kinda funny, that the stereotype has evolved from ushankas and fur coats to tracksuits and squatting in relatively short time.
    Должен сказать, это даже удивительно.

  • @undying2160
    @undying2160 5 років тому +38

    Ze finest kosmoslav memes. A peak hardbass perfomance. Very well, komrad, u will not be putted on firing line tomorrow.

  • @germanmandalorian3514
    @germanmandalorian3514 10 місяців тому +6

    This is a Gem of Golden Days.

  • @pavlezoranovic1859
    @pavlezoranovic1859 5 років тому +15

    I'm Slav and I approve this. We will squat the cyka enemies of the Imperium back into the Warp and beyond, in the name of the Bog-Tsar... I mean, the God-Emperor.
    Rush B my comrades!

  • @ishouldgetalif3
    @ishouldgetalif3 5 років тому +37

    Metro: Exodus deleted scenes.

  • @senorcapitandiogenes2068
    @senorcapitandiogenes2068 5 років тому +898

    Bruva I am hit!!!

  • @gruppo_alfa
    @gruppo_alfa 5 років тому +27

    *Send all chaos to gulag for the emperor Blyat*

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 роки тому +11

    It has taken me 2 years to realise that the Gaurdsman singing has adidas stripes over him, truly slav perfection.

  • @Johno428
    @Johno428 5 років тому +14

    This makes me proud that I own a vostroyan company

  • @putinpunhere
    @putinpunhere 5 років тому +337

    1. Kvass isn't actually alcoholic
    2. Will they be involved in your "Chaos Descends" series?
    3. When are you going to make another Chaos Descends video? ...if ever.

    • @DarkDoomguy
      @DarkDoomguy 5 років тому +56

      There's alcoholic kvass.

    • @gospodinkrasnov1516
      @gospodinkrasnov1516 5 років тому +34

      @@DarkDoomguy it has a very low percentage of alk but u cant really compare it with beer or shit

    • @kokarorloli
      @kokarorloli  5 років тому +126

      Actually working on it now. This video was more of a... experimentation with new animation styles?

    • @lukethedank13
      @lukethedank13 5 років тому +27

      @@gospodinkrasnov1516 kvas stil can have alcoholic percentage of a god beer its brewing methods are wery similar to the oldest known beer like drink that egiptians were using for celebrations and colorfouly reported by history sources got totaly hamered with (my gramar is far from perfect please dont report me to ordo gramaticus)

    • @gospodinkrasnov1516
      @gospodinkrasnov1516 5 років тому +3

      @@lukethedank13 well i was talking bout the regular russian kvass which i drink at my visitis of relatives but thx for the information 👍

  • @fistofthebrownstar
    @fistofthebrownstar Рік тому +6

    It is ridiculous that they are just literally cossacks in space. That is the whole joke, and yet it is so effective at making me choke with laughter that I've watched this over 30 times roughly and still have shit eating grin on my face.

  • @michimatsch5862
    @michimatsch5862 5 років тому +11

    Damm.
    I think when you released this video slaneesh's power tripled from the amount of joy you produced.

  • @krkngd-wn6xj
    @krkngd-wn6xj Місяць тому +1

    This Rebel Winter audiobook is surprisingly concise.

  • @mixinganimegifswithanythin3
    @mixinganimegifswithanythin3 5 років тому +6

    Seeing prosthetic leg and thinking "Adeptus Mechanicus finest piece".

  • @McSkumm
    @McSkumm 5 років тому +28

    If this doesn't make it into an episode of Bro Trip 40k, Sanguinius is gonna die. Again. Also I'll be sad.

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 років тому +1

      Vulkan will make friends with them by outdancing them in such a way that it will save the planet.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 років тому +3

      @@elysiankentarchy1531 Mortals can't even comprehend his dance moves.

    • @MrHampe93
      @MrHampe93 5 років тому +1

      heretic burger

  • @Pravdik918
    @Pravdik918 5 років тому +9

    I could watch this glorious charge forever.

  • @GhostDr3amer
    @GhostDr3amer 5 років тому +7

    I love how he has just a ENTIRE WOOD BEAM as a peg leg.

  • @dachap
    @dachap 5 років тому +3

    This is the hardest I've laughed at a 40k parody in a while. I adore hard bass. I was not expecting this. You don't post often but when you do they are gold!

  • @tasw95
    @tasw95 5 років тому +8

    For some reason I can't stop watching this and it's amazing

  • @DeathKorpsCommissar
    @DeathKorpsCommissar 5 років тому +9

    Changed the way I look at my Vostroyan models...

  • @techpriestmars6731
    @techpriestmars6731 5 років тому +13

    It's like if life of boris was guard regiment.

  • @ewanrodger8067
    @ewanrodger8067 5 років тому +4

    Karl, you have singlehandely shown more love to the Vostroyan's in 2 minutes and 30 seconds that GW has shown them in years.

  • @ВячеславБолотов-й8у
    @ВячеславБолотов-й8у 5 років тому +8

    This bling is beautiful! Мне очень понравилось. Я считаю что это теперь канон. Very Believable.

  • @cannonball117
    @cannonball117 5 років тому +33

    *get out of here guardsmen*

  • @jhettsparks3777
    @jhettsparks3777 5 років тому +1

    Fucking loved the animation style it seemed even more active than usual hope it didn't give you an aneurysm

  • @temporaryalien5573
    @temporaryalien5573 5 років тому +6

    The effects and animations are fantastic man hell love it how they are moving there legs then hoping around keep up the great work mate!

  • @lawleious6166
    @lawleious6166 5 років тому +5

    I love how relatively dynamic and fluid the animation is compared to Emperors Text Device. I dream of the day where episodes are fully animated like this ;-;

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 5 років тому +1

      Remember, they started from Sony Vegas and only later got on After Effects. Also, Karl is on animation team.

  • @SupremeMetalOverlord
    @SupremeMetalOverlord 5 років тому +3

    The Vostroyan dance squat is the reason why you don’t hear from them much. They spread true fear of the power of their ancestral squatting across the Galaxy.
    Even Sly Marbo has respect for their squats.

  • @manlet_king
    @manlet_king 5 років тому +17

    Someone send this to Life of Boris pls

  • @HudsonVekt
    @HudsonVekt 5 років тому +66

    ЗАЕБИСЬ! ВО ИМЯ ИМПЕРАТОРА И ОМНИССИИ, СУКА БЛЯТЬ! ЛАЙК И ПИНТУ ПИВА ТЕБЕ, ДОРОЖАЙШИЙ КАРЛ! *Vostroya noises intensifies*

    • @ЛеонидБалковский
      @ЛеонидБалковский 5 років тому +2

      Я думаю ето должны быть криговцы.

    • @HudsonVekt
      @HudsonVekt 5 років тому +2

      @@ЛеонидБалковский Wagen Sie es nicht, mein Volk zu beleidigen, Bürg!

    • @stallfighter
      @stallfighter 5 років тому +1

      @@ЛеонидБалковский народ с Армаггедона тоже потянет

  • @Spurtarsnut
    @Spurtarsnut 5 років тому +4

    This is among the the best animated videos I've ever seen.

  • @Scylla_Charybdis
    @Scylla_Charybdis 5 років тому +16

    I hope Boris sees this.
    And good giggity goddamn that's some fine-ass animation.

  • @madeofmandrake1748
    @madeofmandrake1748 4 роки тому +1

    This video has surely caused someone to paint their minis with Adidas stripes, well done.

  • @Thomas-hu8xn
    @Thomas-hu8xn 5 років тому +73

    SNEEKI BREEKI

    • @kingsaul754
      @kingsaul754 5 років тому +14

      I mean SCOUTS!

    • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
      @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 5 років тому +5

      IT'S *CHEEKI BREEKI* NOT SNEEKI BREEKI

    • @kingsaul754
      @kingsaul754 5 років тому +11

      @@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 woooosh!

    • @kingsaul754
      @kingsaul754 5 років тому +13

      @@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 comrade brethren this is an example of a fucking *CYKA* SHITSMEARED enemy of the imperium!

  • @zacharyweaver276
    @zacharyweaver276 4 роки тому +3

    I hope these guys show up during the bros quest

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 5 років тому +3

    ++As a member of the Mechanicum, I can tell you that the Hardbass Sonic Blasters mounted to their Chimera Tanks are truly effective at raising morale++

  • @Shamshiro
    @Shamshiro 4 роки тому +6

    1:47 - That guy is so deeply-rooted in Chaos, even his breathing is evil.

  • @randomtechpriest8460
    @randomtechpriest8460 5 років тому +24

    *Lost to the Warp*

  • @vogolask294
    @vogolask294 5 років тому +1

    When I look back at GUARDSMAN QUEST I can clearly say your animating skills have truly expanded

  • @vulcanmm6573
    @vulcanmm6573 4 роки тому +4

    Evil guy "Wait, What is that noise
    same Evil guy *GETS FUCKING ZAPPED BY HIGH VOLTAGE FLASHLIGHT*

  • @QuestionableObject
    @QuestionableObject 5 років тому +2

    Gotta love the details, like the extra-gopnik trooper with the Adidas stripes

  • @kalliebooth9622
    @kalliebooth9622 5 років тому +5

    This animation style is amazing, very easy to follow!
    Good job daddy.

  • @DyamotoStars
    @DyamotoStars 5 років тому +22

    Huh, can't say this is any different than life in the Polish army. I wonder how we lost World War 2, especially when we knew how to cheeki breeki.

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 5 років тому +7

      Um...your crew was too small and you didn’t have enough of the freshest bling, I guess? Kick-ass moves, tho.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 років тому +2

      They fought against Slavs and ultranationalists.

    • @ЮрийМаршал-ц8з
      @ЮрийМаршал-ц8з 3 роки тому

      Russian strelsi

  • @SwedishDunedain
    @SwedishDunedain 5 років тому +3

    I henceforth expect an entire series with each episode dedicated to a specific IG-regiment and their themed C H A R G ES! [INHALE]

  • @agent5333
    @agent5333 5 років тому +2

    New headcanon accepted, this is now official lore to me and you can’t change my mind.