Warhammer: Ravandils Quest

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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa 8 років тому +4073

    The fate of all adventurers in Warhammer Fantasy.

    • @kimckenzie6161
      @kimckenzie6161 8 років тому +162

      +Bruva Alfabusa It was either that or a bunch of night gooblins getting high off of shrooms and skinning his ass for a hat or some beastman yiffing him to death in Warhammer Fantasy

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 8 років тому +33

      +Comrade Crimson OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION YIFFING

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 8 років тому +8

      Comrade Crimson I've gotten to the second omnibus of Gotrek and Felix but I still haven't run across goatman rape.

    • @kimckenzie6161
      @kimckenzie6161 8 років тому +18

      LordVader1094 Not to the character's Gotrek and Felix themselves, but others you more or less get enough evidence to assume about. In the very first book (Trollslayer) you hear about the fact that the one merchant's son was a Slaaneshi cultist, and that his cousin if I remember also mutated into a beastman... under similar pretences, might I add. Its also a given in Warhammer fantasy that beastmen act like well, beasts, and Chaos is perverse and twisted.
      Its not a far assumption to make that such degenerate beasts would do such heinous acts. Mind I'm not purporting it like I support or like it, I'm just stating Warhammer Fantasy's world is crapsack and has reverse Welshman syndrome.

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 8 років тому +8

      unless that adventurer is grimgor ironhide

  • @sethlaufy
    @sethlaufy 4 роки тому +1933

    Rest in peace Magnar buckethead you only wanted to see Dragons at the zoo...

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 4 роки тому +99

      He deserved what happened to him. Including the dung.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 4 роки тому +63

      @@BeavisSaves
      Especially the dung.

    • @yuyaricachimuel555
      @yuyaricachimuel555 4 роки тому +4

      Rest In Peace??

    • @yuyaricachimuel555
      @yuyaricachimuel555 4 роки тому +1

      What did I miss? XP

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 4 роки тому +39

      I watched the roleplay before I watched this. I felt bad for Magnar at first. When I saw this video, I immediately said that he deserved everything that happened to him.

  • @jakomioftherose2434
    @jakomioftherose2434 7 років тому +2682

    I just love that dwarf. Wish I could insult people like he does.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 років тому +145

      Kinda reminds me of scotsman from samurai jack

    • @Hakumen_Gaming
      @Hakumen_Gaming 6 років тому +31

      fulcrum 29 so ye like the samurai jahck?

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 років тому +19

      Who doesn't?

    • @Hakumen_Gaming
      @Hakumen_Gaming 6 років тому +25

      fulcrum 29 *Fucking heatehns*

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 років тому +65

      Oh thats not insults, thats just how they say hello.

  • @kyleg.4721
    @kyleg.4721 8 років тому +618

    "he ran across a beard with legs also known as a dwarf"

  • @josephstalin5628
    @josephstalin5628 6 років тому +743

    I KNEW YOU FHARKIN' ELVES HAD NO HONOR! NO RESPECT! NO BEER!

  • @EVEMASTER99
    @EVEMASTER99 8 років тому +828

    So this is how the elves see everyone else.

  • @KilroyTheGrand
    @KilroyTheGrand 8 років тому +1014

    Karl has managed to distill the essence of the average Table Top RPG

  • @kolsveinnskraevolding
    @kolsveinnskraevolding 8 років тому +670

    6:30 - 7:20 This is so fucking accurate to Dwarfen behaviour it's actually really embarassing

    • @colonelsanders1349
      @colonelsanders1349 8 років тому +90

      Dwarves are boss

    • @swolie
      @swolie 8 років тому +62

      +Colonel Sanders Their dunkenness is their most lovable trait

    • @kha4911
      @kha4911 8 років тому +84

      +π how to deal with elven traders:
      step 1: offer them wood
      step 2: fire at them with wooden arrows
      step 3: have them get crushed by spiked wooden balls that magically appeared from the sky because "dwarven engineering"
      step 4: bury them in wooden coffins.
      step 5: dig into hell and fuck over the entire world
      GG WP enjoy the daemons ya FAHRKIN ELVES

    • @SImrobert2001
      @SImrobert2001 7 років тому +37

      Good LORD I love random Dwarf Fortress references.

    • @TofuSG98
      @TofuSG98 6 років тому +21

      R E M O V E E L F

  • @pigbimpin4151
    @pigbimpin4151 4 роки тому +533

    Came back here after ttsd special 6 to confirm my suspicions about the "shitty elf" magnate buckethead mentioned. The continuity of this whole series is astounding.

    • @gonotgentleman
      @gonotgentleman 4 роки тому +67

      Plus, Urist somehow got himself captured by Chaos demons in 40k, if “Inheritor” is also canon.

    • @SehrDummerAccountNam
      @SehrDummerAccountNam 4 роки тому +38

      @@gonotgentleman Since Urist just stepped out of a chaos portal it apparently is.

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 4 роки тому +20

      @@gonotgentleman I think you wrote that wrong. Urist captured the demons and was occupying the wrap. It took the chaos gods a few thousends years but they managed to pay Urist the ransom.

    • @cc1093
      @cc1093 3 роки тому +1

      Wait, it has continued? Where?

    • @pigbimpin4151
      @pigbimpin4151 3 роки тому +5

      @@cc1093 talking about If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device. This is made in part by some of the same people and is heavily referenced in one of the specials of TTSD

  • @aegis115
    @aegis115 7 років тому +401

    I can't stop thinking of Rogal Dorn reading this book whilst in his centurion armour

  • @vernonator1935
    @vernonator1935 7 років тому +1173

    Is rogal dorn reading a bedtime story to the emperor?

    • @Kalnafein
      @Kalnafein 5 років тому +108

      That is my Head Canon

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 5 років тому +56

      I bet Emps, too, is anxious for the next episode from Adorable's bizarre quests

    • @Afoxi
      @Afoxi 5 років тому +32

      Starring Magnus the Red.

    • @Gigasius
      @Gigasius 4 роки тому +11

      Well, apparently it was a tabletop rpg. Who would have guessed?

    • @InternetHydra
      @InternetHydra 4 роки тому +16

      Given all the profanity, more like the other way around.

  • @moonrock115
    @moonrock115 4 роки тому +484

    Who’s here after seeing Urist be summoned by Russ?

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 роки тому +37

      moonrock115 to be honest it's complete luck that I discovered this, I just assumed that urist was a squat leman knew during the great crusade

    • @moonrock115
      @moonrock115 4 роки тому +18

      @@dionwoollaston5717 i didn't even know about this Ravandil series till Russ summoned Urist but im glad i found it xD priceless humor as always

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 роки тому +4

      moonrock115 sort of the same, it was mentioned in the table top special alfa did last year

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 4 роки тому +7

      The same here. I actually knew about this video in Russian and had NO IDEA how it was made by Karl the Deranged.
      It was a pleasant surprise.

    • @marshallbernarte8216
      @marshallbernarte8216 4 роки тому

      @@dionwoollaston5717 wait what episode was that?

  • @lynnusuk2092
    @lynnusuk2092 4 роки тому +500

    And then magnus destroys the universe like a bad gm

    • @gonotgentleman
      @gonotgentleman 4 роки тому +33

      Lynn USUK Well, Karl always wondered how to do Ravandil’s Quest with Age of Sigmar kicking around. This bypasses the problem rather nicely.

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 4 роки тому +24

      @@gonotgentleman Whammudes: "Greetings. Welcome to Hell."

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +23

      Like a bad GM, also known as Games Workshop.

  • @SteelChains
    @SteelChains 5 років тому +101

    The Ork-Elf conversation pretty much sums up the Orks' relation with the races in WHF

  • @BladeLigerV
    @BladeLigerV 4 роки тому +115

    And the dwarf is now having a fun time killing dark Eldar in 40k

  • @alexivankov1874
    @alexivankov1874 Рік тому +16

    У вас Эльфов НЕТ ЧЕСТИ
    НЕТ УВАЖЕНИЯ
    НЕТ ПИИИИВАААААА.

  • @seirahime
    @seirahime 8 років тому +427

    Finally found this! The dwarf encounter has being making its rounds on the internet in webm form!

    • @kokarorloli
      @kokarorloli  8 років тому +79

      +seirahime Uh... Really?

    • @seirahime
      @seirahime 8 років тому +75

      Yeah, only just now has your video being linked. I'll be sure to mention it every time I see it to give you views in the future.

    • @kokarorloli
      @kokarorloli  8 років тому +164

      +seirahime Holy shit? Really? Thanks alot dude! GO FORTH MY BELOVED VIEWER! GO FORTH AND SEND THE MESSAGE THAT I, KARL THE DERANGED OFFICIALLY PROMOTED YOU AS MY SLAV- I MEAN MESSANGER!

    • @highestqualitypigiron
      @highestqualitypigiron 8 років тому +12

      +Karl the Deranged yeah a few of us were wondering where this was from. I lost it when I first saw the dwarf and elf encounter

    • @antitroller101
      @antitroller101 8 років тому +6

      +seirahime
      of course it is Karl that made this...who else?
      ...Alfa

  • @gloglablyn
    @gloglablyn 8 років тому +75

    "Warhammer: Ravandil's Quest", AKA "A culturally enriching experience that delves into the many English dialects found throughout the UK while criticizing some of modern gaming's flaws ".

  • @GamerRoman
    @GamerRoman 8 років тому +394

    *LOOK, AT THE PICTURE.*
    *C, THE SKULL.*
    *THE PART OF BONE REMOVED!*

    • @kokarorloli
      @kokarorloli  8 років тому +112

      +GamerRoman THE MASTERRACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS!

    • @Efedors
      @Efedors 8 років тому +63

      +GamerRoman THE BRAINTHOUGHTS BROADCASTING RADIO

    • @perfectch4059
      @perfectch4059 8 років тому +52

      +Efedors Perchlorate THE EYESIGHT TELEVISION

    • @KarvalyInteractive
      @KarvalyInteractive 8 років тому +45

      +Perfect CH405 THE FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO!

    • @RamRam.720
      @RamRam.720 8 років тому +36

      +GamerRoman COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD

  • @swolie
    @swolie 8 років тому +65

    I love that dwarf at 3:44 to 4:42

  • @MegaSmallCow
    @MegaSmallCow 10 місяців тому +17

    When I was going through chemotherapy I remember watching this when it came out (Like I remember being in the bed getting the chemo pumped into me). Make me laugh my guts out, it was amazing. Thank you for this so much

  • @stoffer2132
    @stoffer2132 4 роки тому +71

    I have a theory this is a game that is being played by Magnus as ravendil and Leman as Urist while Rogal Dorn is the GM during the great crusade

  • @i.need.feet.6521
    @i.need.feet.6521 8 років тому +227

    I see total war: Warhammer is well in production.

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt 8 років тому +146

    The fuuking dwarf was amazing!

  • @hunterg24
    @hunterg24 4 роки тому +11

    An intoxicated beard with legs... it's the perfect description of a Dwarf

  • @sunblade7034
    @sunblade7034 8 років тому +134

    Looks like 3 dwarves were deeply insulted by this story and wrote it down into the book of grudges.

  • @tysmi04
    @tysmi04 8 років тому +65

    I lost it at the beard flagellation.

  • @internetontheguy6272
    @internetontheguy6272 5 років тому +11

    That dwarf taught me how to trash talk, thank you.

  • @Alteisen1337
    @Alteisen1337 8 років тому +19

    INTOXICATED BEARD WITH LGES
    OMG IM DYING

  • @stephenporter4668
    @stephenporter4668 4 роки тому +17

    Oh THAT'S the elf magnar was on about

  • @dudestop1198
    @dudestop1198 4 роки тому +154

    3:38
    What you came here to see
    One like = one elf in the Book Of Grudges

  • @JamesAce
    @JamesAce 7 місяців тому +2

    I cant spell out how happy iam i stumbeld upon this at 4 o clock at night

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 років тому +16

    Finally the original Warhammer Fantasy gets some love after so many years of being overshadowed by 40K.

  • @eiiiotrodger6279
    @eiiiotrodger6279 8 років тому +5

    this comedy is just like something you'd see in a 240p UA-cam poop dub from 2006. amazing.

  • @Feldoom
    @Feldoom 8 років тому +139

    Dude do more of this shit, holy hell amazing.

    • @kokarorloli
      @kokarorloli  8 років тому +46

      +Feldoom Don't worry, I am.

    • @AveEvropa
      @AveEvropa 7 років тому +12

      +Karl the Deranged
      ONE. YEAR. LATER.

    • @ivancolonna7520
      @ivancolonna7520 6 років тому +3

      Karl the Deranged You and Harry partridge are the fucking same lmfao lazy fuckers, I should flagellate you with my keyboard

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Місяць тому +2

    I never knew this existed. The narrator being Rogal Dorn and Ravandil being Magnus absolutely sends me
    Really thought that dwarven insult came from an obscure old game, never did I expect that the reality is even better

  • @Chronische
    @Chronische 8 років тому +37

    I... did not expect to see anything based on Shadow of the Horned Rat or Dark Omen. Ever.

  • @Mc.Scrumpy
    @Mc.Scrumpy 8 років тому +24

    I love how Ravindil just takes it while the Dwarf insults him xD I MUST HAVE MORE!!!! this made my eyes water

  • @MonMalthias
    @MonMalthias 7 років тому +32

    Can we have more of Francis? He seems like someone hilarious to have at parties.

  • @TheWildgoth
    @TheWildgoth 8 років тому +41

    Better writing then the last few Campaigns I ran.

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 4 роки тому +9

    The dwarf has returned! Leman Russ summons him to torment elves!

  • @Chefjohn4923
    @Chefjohn4923 4 роки тому +12

    This is the TTS of Warhammer Fantasy

  • @blackenblood21
    @blackenblood21 6 років тому +4

    I KNEW YOU FHARKIN' ELVES HAD NO HONOR!

  • @peterpeterson4800
    @peterpeterson4800 Рік тому +2

    Ah yes, watching this again after years and remembering the Francis E. Dec part, this is a true youtube classic!

  • @drpen3905
    @drpen3905 4 роки тому +15

    4:48-5:00 Elder Scrolls / Fallout in a nutshell

  • @MrFiddee
    @MrFiddee 2 роки тому +2

    This has to end up on Unesco's list of ''Human Internet culture''.

  • @333Metatron
    @333Metatron 8 років тому +13

    Awesome work using the Shadow of the Horned Rat resources, and a great tribute to this classic game.

  • @campingcake
    @campingcake 6 років тому +9

    This needs to be made into a point and click adventure

  • @CasaTelvanni
    @CasaTelvanni 4 роки тому +5

    so this is where it comes from...

  • @richardgustafson1346
    @richardgustafson1346 5 років тому +7

    I love it when our father Lord Adorable tells us stories.

  • @dionwoollaston5717
    @dionwoollaston5717 4 роки тому +5

    How and why am I only just discovering this series?
    Every word the ork used I understand perfectly

  • @TheLeagueObservers
    @TheLeagueObservers 8 років тому +8

    The ork scene was fucking GOLD. I almost choked on my food.

  • @KainMcnab
    @KainMcnab 7 років тому +7

    That ork cracks me up every time.

  • @Belvie
    @Belvie 7 років тому +18

    Dwarf is my spirit animal.

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 4 роки тому +2

      THEY ARE CALLED SQUATS! There is no need to make up silly names for them

  • @Goatisme
    @Goatisme 4 роки тому +6

    Anyone else finds it hilarious that the book of grudges is an actual part of the warhammer fantasy lore ?

  • @mightierthenthesword
    @mightierthenthesword 4 роки тому +10

    Yep, seems to represent the Warhammer Fantasy universe quite well... I love it!

  • @gordonfreeman2023
    @gordonfreeman2023 4 роки тому +33

    That dwarf is now my favourite warhammer 40k character.

    • @Maxim-Safonov
      @Maxim-Safonov Рік тому

      Только это не вархаммер 40к

  • @SKC-uc7rw
    @SKC-uc7rw 3 роки тому +8

    I come back to this every once in a while. it is excellent. I love the dwarf!

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 4 роки тому +2

    I fucking loved the Francis and Dwarf scenes, they both absolutely killed me lmao

  • @UnfitNinjuh
    @UnfitNinjuh 8 років тому +4

    4:33 when you have a night class and your friends were pre-gaming without you

  • @squirekev
    @squirekev 2 роки тому +3

    Saw the dwarf insults elf clip, came for the full show: not disappointed.

  • @toniwhalin6813
    @toniwhalin6813 2 роки тому +2

    I wish that dwarve said something like this " Alright ye primitive shitheads listen up! THIS, is my *CROSSBOW!*

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 3 місяці тому +2

    'elf with a dragon fetish'
    Ok seriously, did Alfabusa and the dudes seriously foresee literally every single last one of Tarriff's videos where Imrik simps for the Cathayan dragons!?

  • @Aelethil
    @Aelethil 4 роки тому +5

    This might have been the funniest ten minutes I've endured, ever. I wish I knew about this sooner

  • @snakeheadseth1932
    @snakeheadseth1932 3 роки тому +1

    okay the Francis E. Dec reference caught me off guard, this was excellent

  • @TheOneWhoisSilly123
    @TheOneWhoisSilly123 8 років тому +1

    Please make more of these, this was truly amazing.

  • @SamWicks91
    @SamWicks91 4 роки тому +2

    I'm glad the UA-cams brought me this, 3 years after it was released. The algorithm works in truly mysterious ways.
    Anyway, this is great!

  • @dicerson9976
    @dicerson9976 5 років тому +7

    Just realized this is narrated by rogal dorn. Appropriate.

  • @Yokoshima333
    @Yokoshima333 6 років тому +3

    The Mount and blade audio was a nice touch.

  • @ChibiBoxing
    @ChibiBoxing 8 років тому +1

    This is a piece of art.
    I don't know why it doesn't have millions of views yet.

  • @Theigzorn
    @Theigzorn 5 років тому +7

    ah sounds like a normal warhammer rpg round to me.

  • @nunyabusiness7942
    @nunyabusiness7942 8 років тому +23

    This was hilarious. Keep it up Karl!

  • @jamesperkins2552
    @jamesperkins2552 4 роки тому +2

    elven twink is the funniest part. every time I watch this I end up thinking of ways to work it into conversation.

  • @Markis2bi4
    @Markis2bi4 8 років тому +15

    I am saddened by the fact that the Dragon Age series in particular hasn't used the term "murder hobos" yet in dialogue or writing.

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 2 роки тому +4

      They are busy making everything in their game gay

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 5 років тому +1

    I don't know anything about warhammer, but you still caught me off guard with Francis D. Esquire, lmfao.

  • @astupidface1645
    @astupidface1645 4 роки тому +4

    I can’t unhear dorn telling this story to boy

  • @trevor8597
    @trevor8597 4 роки тому +11

    I KNEW I REMEMBERED THAT SQUAT

  • @AeternusAspicientis
    @AeternusAspicientis 8 років тому +1

    Epic! You re getting better and better at this stuff.

  • @DODo-qj2qf
    @DODo-qj2qf Рік тому +4

    Не думал, что скажу это, НО РЕБЯТА, Наше-то реально лучше!

  • @lordphantosler2916
    @lordphantosler2916 8 років тому +2

    Well that ended quite abruptly...I guess it makes since in the hard knocks life of old Warhammer Fantasy....

  • @fivesARC--5555
    @fivesARC--5555 9 місяців тому +3

    No respect? No honour? No beer?

  • @TheOwlslayer
    @TheOwlslayer 7 років тому +2

    Truly a tale for the ages. Wonderful stuff.

  • @DaFinkingOrk
    @DaFinkingOrk 3 роки тому +3

    I love the cockney Ork so so much!

  • @Arthokius
    @Arthokius 8 років тому

    Best thing I watched all week! Amazing!

  • @gabeslist
    @gabeslist Рік тому +1

    It occurs to me now, this video was literally my first encounter with anything Warhammer Fantasy related.

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 4 роки тому +2

    Watching this after TTS be like:
    EXCUSE ME, WTF?
    THIS IS AWESOME! :D

  • @CptKrumps
    @CptKrumps 4 роки тому +4

    ROGAL IS THAT YOU

  • @Chaser10100
    @Chaser10100 8 років тому +3

    The raving madman was my favorite part. :)

  • @kelawar4809
    @kelawar4809 6 років тому +6

    Literally every fantasy based mmorpg

  • @notfeedynotlazy
    @notfeedynotlazy 4 роки тому +7

    the part everyone is waiting for starts at 3:53

  • @yesmlord9483
    @yesmlord9483 7 років тому +27

    Love the Mount and Blade reference xD

    • @andrewdelapena1235
      @andrewdelapena1235 7 років тому

      glad im not the only one who noticed that lmao

    • @shadowdragon1396
      @shadowdragon1396 7 років тому

      Yes M'lord what reference? I can't see it.

    • @andrewdelapena1235
      @andrewdelapena1235 7 років тому +10

      well not really a reference but if u listen closely starting from 3:17 you can hear sound effects from warband in the background

    • @Nukacola12345
      @Nukacola12345 7 років тому

      Im but a shadow of my former self.

  • @BotRetro
    @BotRetro 7 років тому +17

    By far my favorite series. Love it. Too bad there was no episode 3.

  • @drbard3478
    @drbard3478 8 років тому +15

    guys if u ever watch this wen compleely doped out this becomes an absolute fuckfest of laughs beyond all imaginigs ike so holy fucking shit bals good

    • @kokarorloli
      @kokarorloli  8 років тому +82

      Well take a fucking guess how I wrote the script

  • @RinAldrin
    @RinAldrin 4 роки тому +5

    I like to think Dorn is reading this to boy

  • @SirOlomarMarian
    @SirOlomarMarian 8 років тому +7

    Nice job karl. Glad I could help bro. -Thumbs Up- Niko APPROVES!

  • @SquiboTheHomey
    @SquiboTheHomey 8 років тому +5

    This is absolutely amazing

  • @MasticaterTheChewer
    @MasticaterTheChewer 8 років тому +2

    This was art.
    Do more, yes pls thank you

  • @beastwarsFTW
    @beastwarsFTW 5 років тому +19

    Its clear the orc is mad that the elf moved in on his claim of loot and is threatening to shove his boot inside the elf if he doesn't hand over his stolen loot. I can't understand the last part because the elf is talking over the orc.

    • @DaFinkingOrk
      @DaFinkingOrk 3 роки тому +1

      I love that bit so muuuuch.

    • @DaFinkingOrk
      @DaFinkingOrk 3 роки тому +1

      Especially love how his last line is "I'll shit on your boot" lol, can't read it all though.

  • @nathancallaway4136
    @nathancallaway4136 8 років тому +2

    That was beautiful, reminds me of my High Elf character in Age of Reckoning.

  • @peytonbloom4123
    @peytonbloom4123 7 років тому +1

    I LOVE hearing Rogal Dorn narrate this... It's so wonderful...