G.I. Joe: The Movie - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- The most over the top American kids movie is back. It's crazy, it makes no sense, and it's amazing! Nostalgia Critic looks at G.I. Joe: The Movie.
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G.I. Joe: The Movie (also known as Action Force: The Movie in the UK) is a 1987 animated film spin-off from the animated series G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero,
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I want the Nicholas Cage opening for next weeks show!!!!!!!
Channel Awesome Review Birdemic please.
DM Wanderer Considering how much faster his subscriber count has grown these past few weeks, gaining an extra 1000 every 2-3 days, he may do one of Birdemic, or another non-nostalgic based review before you know it.
THIS IS NOT OVER! BEARS!!
NC: "I need to calm down with some Canada. *sniffs maple syrup*
"It's a rape whistle."
"Because I'm about to be in a terrible 'accident'."
........What the FUCK, Canada?!
We're nice on the outside, but inside we're psychopaths.
Uh oh. An *accident.*
My day has been made
"He's gone into a CoMA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA!"
😂😂😂
ULTRAAAAAA COOOOOOMBOOOO!!!!!
-MERICA
that's the line SHOULDA put in
Mark hahahaha
It's a G.I. Joe movie....SO WHERE THE FUCK IS SNAKE EYES?!!!!!!!!!
in the comics being badass
Path Evermore true, I guess. But it would be nice to see him be badass in the movie.
He was in the movie. He's even in that opening action scene, being awesome.
He got eaten by giant asparagus.
Saphira Banes he got grabbed by the giant tentacle plants about 30 minutes in than shows up for the finale.
Imagine you're in a board meeting and somebody's phone goes off "COBRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LAH!!!!"
Do what the phone does.
What if the board meeting was at cobra command headquarters?
@@yoda908 then they'd just complain about the guy not silencing his phone before the meeting
@@Smashboi76kinda wonder then what the HR department is like there. Is Serpentor the head of HR?
@@yoda908 I think that would fall to destro
It's been 30 years and GI Joe: The Movie still hasn't been selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress. When will this injustice be corrected?
welp, I guess its just the pirates doing all the proper preservation as always. (and some public libraries too perhaps)
That's because Library of Congress are a bunch of bitches
When I go and force them to do it at gun point.
What should also be put in the National Film Registry or tv idk is Edgar and Ellen unfortunately only so many episodes were release on two dvds :/ also only got 26 episodes so bummed to hear that some episodes are missing
Because GI JOE hasn't been called in on that mission yet
The movie is so American that it was animated by Toei Animation; a Japanese animation studio...
JalekokRespawn back when toei could animate
Asians animating American shows is SO totally American, fam!
Japanese animation was cheap then, now it's all Korean
outsourcing the job to asains yep that's pretty American
don't be so suprised A-1 studios Japan did "Magi" the oriental version of bleach (with weapons powered by djins and yes it better than the original bleach) and it get's all things right.... granted it is an alternate reallity where arabian nights meats medievla china but still loved it a lot....
It is odd that the critic never mantioned that this is actually an anime and not a 100% american cartoon (like centurions and swat cats) but yeah it is a classic in it's own right :D
I'd bet he was just practicing for the cobra Christmas pageant:
"Deck the fields with GI Joes, Cobralalalalala lala la la!
Praise to cobra, joes are shmoes, Cobralalalalala lala la la!
Don we now, our snake apparel, Cobralalalalala lalala la la la,
Join us in our evil carol, Cobralalalalala lala la la!!"
Kenny Martin 😂🤣
now I want to see a gi joe christmas movie with serpantora in it
Kenny Martin your hired
Thats the shit right there
Merry Christmas to the Shredder, Cobralalalalala. ;).
“I need to calm down with some Canadian.”
“It’s a rape whistle.”
OK, maybe not that part of Canada.
"Send them to G rated hell!" My new favorite slogan
80 grade Screwball
here here
I thought that was the Home for Infinite Losers. I don't know how to 80s.
80 grade Screwball That intro was too hype, now i gotta calm down with some Canadian...
*(Blows Rape Whistle.)*
80 grade Screwball I heard that just as I read this
Amerigasm!
The only way this opening could be more american was if the Joes had a Sentient Cheeseburger duel welding machine guns with Bald Eagle wings wearing a Ten Gallon Hat and using the Flag as a cape!
1TrulyMad
While wearing sunglasses,with a nuclear detonation in the background.
WE NEED TO COMMISSION THIS. THIS NEEDS TO BE REAL.
Google "Mattel's Food Fighters" and surprise yourself.
1 TrulyMad burgers are German. But steaks are American.
Wait, "Sentient Cheeseburger" is capitalized (the first letters, that is)? Are these the shadows of the things that will be, or are they shadows of things that may be?
**watches CNN...while in Japan**
I miss Snake Terrorists
SpookyRoseV *metal gear intensifies*
CoBRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
-Nostalgia Critice, 2017
Am I just crazy? I don't hear the last high pitch La. It just sounds the same as all the rest.
American idea, Japanese animation.
Seriously.. That's how I taught my nephew about capitalism.
Good example!
Kentama not the only time. Transformers too. And sometimes even Airbender cartoon, together with Korea.
Japanese animation is on point though. Let 'em do what they're good at.
Nothing wrong with that. Nation of humanity. :)
This might be an unpopular oppinion (I genuinely don't know), but I like the way the Kobra Commander sounds. It's unique, and I still think the anger in the voice actor's performence ends up rather intimidating.
I don't think anyone hates his voice but they like to make fun of it because it does sound silly but there's a certain starscream-esque charm to it.
Stephen Marco True. I see the funny in the voice.
STARSCREAM COOKIES!!! THEY'RE MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE-CING!!
It was the same man. Chris Latta.
Chris Latta had a very unique voice. It would rip most vocal cords to shreds, but he got a lot out of it.
"OH NO! Duke is dea-'SLEEPING!'"
DragonRiderW16 And he went to the Dream World.
DragonRiderW16 he was sent to the shadow realm!
"I can see their parachute! They're ok!"
Nice futurama reference.
"They fight for the heck of it because they like to, here comes GI Zapp!"
I'll avenge him you heartless b-BASTARDS!
...It's cool if I say it.
My parents would never buy me GI-Joe toys growing up. They were hippies and didn't like the war mongering that it showcased. I pointed out that in GI-Joe, no one ever dies... even when planes are shot down, the pilots parachute to safety but in Star Wars (which they bought for me since the movies came out) people die all the time. Point being... don't be smarter than your parents. Christmas' suck after that and now I know and knowing is half the battle.
Case and point your parents suck
Well, warmongering can exist independent of violence. The Joes are a military organization, after all. I never saw the show (it didn't really air in Australia), so it'd help if you could answer this: are the Joes ever shown to be in the wrong? Even a little? Are they ever shown to be making a bad call, overstepping their responsibilities, or in any way flawed and fallible? Because if our stand-in for the American military are shown to be this perfect force beyond reproach then... yeah, kind of propagan-tastic.
Doctor Carrion you didn’t see the whole part of this movie where the brother is a screw up soldier, and his self-serving choices lead to the escape of a bad guy and other soldiers being injured??
While this was basically military propaganda, it wasn’t fighting the “soviet scourge” but an non-national military force, who wanted to rule the world. They are shown making mistakes, which lead to nhaving to retreat, or surrendering to the bad guys.
That’s more reality than SW with its ultimate message of: all empire supporters(even Luke’s childhood friends, and almost like himself) are evil, and killing them by the millions poses no moral quandaries.
Even a soldier who was brainwashed, forced into indentured servitude, trained to kill, and forced by genetic manipulation to always follow orders.
You seem to be wanting personal conflict, and anti-hero’s, in a CHILDREN’S TV show / Movie. There’s a major difference in the intended crowd for Star Wars, and a GI Joe cartoon.
people die all the time, it just isn't directly shown.
Actually, that might make it way worse. It's glorifying war to children who will have in the back in their mind that no one really gets hurt from conflict. If a plane is shot down, the pilot will be fine. In essence, your parents were correct. However, if you have good parents who teach their children that in a real war, people die and suffer and should not be taken lightly, then sure, letting kids watch G.I. Joe will cause no harm. But there will always be those group of parents who will let the tv raise their kids.
I'm reminded of that Season 3 _Transformers_ episode that featured a cameo from Cobra Com- …I mean, "Old Snake."
_"They don't make terrorists like they used to! Coooo-braaa-cough-cough…"_
"Old Snake"? Is Transformers Metal Gear Solid now?
+Amesang That episode was a classic. And don't forget Marissa Fairborne's father (Flint) popping in during season 3.
Cobra sounds like G1 Starscream.
That's because both were voiced by Chris Latta
How does he make such a high-pitch voice?
Don't lie, comment section...
You thought Nostalgia Critic was going to review the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie.
Zero The Bloodedge yep
I did
Zero The Bloodedge maybe....
I did, but then we got something much much much more incredible xD
I would have loved that.
But then again, i wouldn't have gotten this: *Cobralalalalalalalalala!!!*
All of Cobra Commanders lines sound like Starscream groveling at Megatron's feet!
he's actually voiced BY Starscream himself
Christopher Collins is a champion.
So no one noticed that Cobra comannder sounds just like starscream?
Raven Manchester they have the same voice actor
@@monsterhunter66The voice of Starscream is often the voice of Cobra
Christopher Collins= Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe A Real American Hero), Starscream (The Transformers)
Michael Dobson= Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe Spy Troops. Valor vs. Venom), Starscream (Transformers Unicron Trilogy)
Charlie Adler= Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe Resolute, Renegades), Starscream (Transformers Live Action)
Decepticons, attack!
It was the same guy. The late Chris Latta.
Well that is a little weird. Almost as weird as GI Joe Steeler sounding just like Autobot Wheel Jack. Almost as weird as Cobra Empereor Serpentor sounding just like Autobot Leader Rodimus Prime. Or, or...almost as weird as Autobot Bumblebee sounding just like Spider-Man from Spider-Man and his Amazing friends. But nothing beats this type of weird. Autobot Leader Optimus Prime sounds just like the narrator for the Voltron intro as well as the Ramrod CPU from Saber Rider and The Star Sheriffs and as Cindarr from Visionaries. Gee I wonder why
Now I want to see Nostalgia Critic doing the more recent GI Joe movies.
"Hogwash! Your leadership has been pompous, pusillanimous and pathetic!" Brilliant dialogue, better than non-cartoon movies today.
Cobra Commander should have proved it by starting another terrorist organization. Clearly, anyone on High Cobra command was jealous of him.
Cobra Commander sounds like Starscream swallowed Rita from Power Rangers headfirst and they are both struggling to speak.
Starscream and Cobra Commander are both voiced by same Actor.
We are the Renenenenenenenenene-GADES!
Holy shit, Nate.
Not even Cy-Kill would mention his Renegades like that.
No laughing at Chris Latta's Cobra Commander voice! That voice was responsible for half my favorite bad guys from the 80's. Cobra Commander, Starscream, Kravex, D'Compose and more. Between him and Jim Cummings that's pretty much my childhood right there.
I thought cobra commander sounded like starscream from the original transformers and finding out they were both voiced by the same person that's a surprise and a half
and yet I toke this masked villain more seriously than Obito, but that's probably because he didn't look like the Looney tune logo as a face.
@@alexconn7473when you take that knowledge and combine it wth Gi Joe and transformers actually had a crossover it becomes a little more fascinating. Something Michael Bay wanted to do in live action.
K?.
This makes me sad. My dad was a big G.I. Joe fan. but he passed before this episode dropped.
Wayne Igoe my condolences
MonsterHunter 66 I haven't seen such a respectable comment since 1947
Wayne Igoe sorry for your loss
I am sorry to hear that. This is a enjoyable movie. The movie is much better that Nostalgia Critic makes it out to be. I watched it so many times as a kid.
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm glad you have good memories of him like that 🙂
Watched this movie with a friend while being super high and when the "he's gone into a coma"-part was on we both expressed out loud the most honest: " *What the Fuck?!* "
We were blasted, but still that part felt so stupid it actually snapped us both back into reality for a second.
WOW!!!
Lmao. 🤣.
The head of Cobra actually reminds me of Zahhāk, the serpent tyrant from Iranian mythology. He had two monstrous serpents on his shoulders, which had to be feed with the brains of two people everyday.
Spiderkillers, Inc Wow... that's fascinating. Maybe that was the inspiration for Serpentor's costume. I need to research this.🤔
Oh, so that explains why the snake-headed guy in the Galaxy Warriors line was named Sahak.
That was in the Shanemeh, in Iranian Myth he was an actualky three headed dragon.
If he was baed on Zahhāk from the Shanameh is the inspiration that implies that he was curropted by some higher, unimaginably evil force.
The Cobra Call part made me spit out my water in laughter
Kaity Klutz LMAO 😂 YEPS!
Kaity Klutz Every time me and my siblings watched this as a kid we had to rewind the opening scene at least once just to have a good laugh XD
I think I became more American just by seeing the opening.
Me too
Then I became Japanese after reading all those animation credits.
That’s how it starts.
You did!!!!
*_~SHOUTING THE BATTLECRY OF FREEDOM!~_*
AMERIGASM!!
Tankersly Wtf is your pfp
The first scene gave me a amerigasim but it would not be more American if trump said he didn't like the scene because trump is making Merida great again
Cobra! CORBA!
Just wait until you see BroForce.... the most american thing i have ever seen...
That game rules!
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Will always love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu FOOL!
Canaan B o
Lol!
Cobra commander is basically starscream with more scream,
No wait
Thats just him talkimng,
He is probably one of my favorite villains just because his voice.
60% of comments relating to Trump
35% of Comments relating to G.I's Uber-American Mind or Mindless Cobra
5% Triggered People
I think this review is too American for everybody to handle.
Amen
Best comment I read so far.
Can I get a 0.1% for my Tick comment?
Yes you can Guy.
It's so odd to be referred to as "Guy". Usually people just call me by the whole thing on the UA-cams. It's not as if Guy is my name.
I love how the Statue of Liberty's torch is still internally lit, an alteration that had been made in 1916. The movie was made while the statue was being restored, including replacing the torch with a gold-plated one like the original design.
The Cobra commander sounds like starscream
Chris Latta he was also on Married With Children
Michael Song same guy
'cause he was voiced by the same guy.
Michael Song yeah he does lol
*starscream
What? No Angry Joe cameo? This review was primed for it! What's Joe been up to anyway?
*checks channel
Oh..........
Mack Debruin Bah Screw Angry Joe he's being a whiny little bitch.
Mack Debruin what happened to him?
ZadnoleyaEdits He went on vacation after he fed up on people mocking and criticized him. That's what he gets for making a very stupid video on Nintendo.
Which stupid video? Can´t find one specific about Nintendo.
Shadowsega V2 Joe is such a fucking wimp that is amazed that people are mean to each other on the internet
So does this mean you'll review Transformers the Movie from 1986?
I hope so.
Nah, that one was actually good
+Junghoon Kim He doesn't just review bad movies.
I hope so.
Oohh yes please
I remember watching this as a boy with my grandmother. the opening alone made me say Yo Joe! for close to a month. I still love this movie. YO JOE!!!
Much as I find Cobra Commader's 80's voice to be hilarious and Chris Latta did a wonderful job; nothing beats Charlie Adler's intimidating and creepy performance that elevated Cobra Commader from being a joke to a threat. Speaking of which, does anybody else remember G.I. Joe Renegades?
I remember!...I wish that had gotten 2nd season. :(
kristof gergely Nope, but I do remember G.I. Joe Xtreme!
The one throwaway line with Breaker's conspiracy theory suddenly makes sense.
Er...could you remind me which one that was?
Manuel Alberto Romero
Season 2 is not going to happen. the series creator died
"Dying just builds character"
Critic, have you been reading Calvin and Hobbes again?
This looks amazing for the 80s
Gotta love that hand drawn animation.
Arigatou gozaimashita, Toei Animation!
Yeah, the short cuts computers give have made a lot of 2-D animation look bad.
I thought computers would help to make animation better. It's just made most animators lazy, and the animation has gotten worse.
I watched this movie so many times as a kid. Its good.
Computers can be a big help. Unfortunately it also helps the people who have no idea or care what they're doing to make something passable.
If your American pride has been suffering lately, watching this movie is a fun yet perfect cure for that.
No just listen to real american, or play just cause 3
I have Canadian pride
I've got British pride ☕☕🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@ngairebarr1708 Don't lose that pride!
what could you possibly be proud about as an american?
Now, Nostalgia Critic has to review the Emoji Movie...
Master Vidxad 58 probably when it's out on DVD
The thing is that everything he said in the Norm of the north review, he can apply it to the Emoji Movie. It's exactly what we expected.
Master Vidxad 58 With Jacksfilms
Oh so....nostalgic?
ՏѦBѦH To see him suffer...it's funny to see a person suffer, no?
What? Nostalgia Critic reviewed G.I. Joe without Angry Joe?
BLASPHEMY!
Honestly, as much fun as I would have seeing Joe Review this, this was just about the perfect review as is. Doug was sharper and more on point with humor and timing than he has been in years, and there was a sense of genuine enthusiasm.
Nostalgia Critic should've at least let Angry Joe cameo this review, it's be a lot more hilariously entertaining.
didn't you hear, joe's on vacation from his hectic schedule of crapping out sub-Jahns level movie reviews and sponsored content
what does angry joe have to do with gi joe aside from sharing a similar, extremely common name? stupid comment is stupid.
@Father AxeKeeper
He sometimes wears a Cobra Commander mask when doing skits about game companies.
'Snake Thunder cats' is pretty accurate
Thunder! Thunder! THUNDER! THUNDER SNAKES!!
Sarah Grimes
I was just about to say that
They also could be related to the snake men in Masters of the Universe
That random Denny’s “merica” bit was both necessary and funny
cobra lalalalalalalaAHHH!
I gotta find a ring tone for that
Cobralalalalalallalalala!
Don't know if you can find that, I just download this video as an mp3 audio file and cut everything except that part.
Andy Bell 1 of the greatest funniest unintimidating things said by a Villain.
see the problem here is that he's not screaming that as he's punching a JoeJoe a hundred times after dropping a steam roller on him.
ALUAH ACKBARARARARRARAAAAAH!
"send then to G rated hell"
-Nostalgia critic 2017
And no one's going to question the unholy scream The Nostalgia Critic emits at 3:04?
Dimitri Amia The Frigging Battle Medic
It's his fangasm scream.
It's because BOOMER... WILL LIVE.
I wonder if he screams like that in bed. :P
That's the very rare fan boy squeal
It's the sound Nic Cage makes when they take his face off.
AMERIGASM!
the freedom is leveled are falling captain
Murica, murica, ohhhh, Muricaaaaaa.
MURICA!!! FUCK YEAH!
Captain I’d like to report the badass levels are off the charts
"Is that so wrong....?"
Do a review to a movie you're nostaligic about? HOW DARE YOU???? ;)
this is already better than the live-action movies
yo, the movies are soooo boring.
the plot twist of the first was just cheap and embarrasing, and the Zeus satellllite from Retaliation makes the Weather Dominator from Revenge of COBRA looked ridiculous.
Bitch, this toon was made decades ago so how could it be "already better" from the past. Your intelligence is only overshadowed by your view of the obvious.
that's because some people in my turf they didn't know about the animated movie for the first place before watching Stephen Sommers' suckfest
So this is where AngryJoe got his inspiration...
albert453able Yeah. Meanwhile I don't hate AngryJoe despite the controversy. I don't care if a UA-camr decides to go on a break. And if fans are being whiny & unsatisfactory that they can't stand something different. Then I couldn't care less if he rightfully tells them to shut up.
albert453able yeah.
Bunnyboy King I think the fans are in the wrong with this one. Bunch of ungrateful cunts.
A-Carmine916 Nice burn dude! I stopped watching when he realized that he review First Person Shooters more often than not.
i think he might be talking about the theme
"I need some Canadian to cool off" *grabs maple syrup which patented in Vermont*
The Canadian province of Quebec is the world's largest supplier of maple syrup.
That’s pretty funny
Close enough...
Well, it's just next door.
Energy Sauce > Ragu
Wampa Stompa1 Hello Brother!
Dial Tone needs his Ragu! :D
Wampa Stompa1 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"Anybody want a peanut?" I died at that part! XD
Dreamstrangely I thought that was the best part until I got to "Come on, I'll sing for you!"
I hope to god he dose Transformers the movie now
Which one?
The not so Smooth criminal the cartoon one from 1986
The not so Smooth criminal the only good one. 1986
Jacob Johnson The 80s one I hope
JCtitanic15 bah weep granah weep nini bong
I lost it at "Cobra-lalalala!"
My to I could almost not get air oh my goodness that's was fun 😂😆😁
lalalalala-LAAAUH%^&*
Same 😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So starscreem is cobra..... huh
Silver Dash yep
Yep. And fun fact: Cobra Commander appeared in a Transformers episode.
An Angry Joe cameo would have been perfect!
Yo Joe!
Artydomi AGREED
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Yeah, Joe could have done his Corporate Commander character. LOL!
Artydomi I don't know....with Joe's war against his own subscribers he probably wouldn't have had time to do it
Am I the only one getting Starscream vibes off Cobra Commander?
both were voiced by the late great chris latta
Path Evermore cool, the more you know
brandes mears Now you know! And knowing is half the battle!
'LORD MEGATRON, YOU FOOL!'
The late Christopher Collins (or known by his stage name Chris Latta) provided the voices for both characters as well as several others in the animated Hasbro universe. And since now you know and knowing is half the battle, you can now fight that battle........G I JOOOOOOOOOE!
Fun story, I haven't visited this movie in so long. I always thought Duke did die in this movie, I probably didn't even know what a coma was when I last saw this. This review has been a huge revelation to me.
That being said, even back then I knew that a lot of this was done to push new action figures. I was a very cynical child.
Too bad Habro treats GI Joe like Capcom treats Megaman
RyanTheAccuser
Thank you!^^^^^
Come on Hasbro! Give merica some love!
Don't worry, at least we didn't get a G.I. Joe rip off and fail miserably. *Cough cough* Mighty No 9 *cough cough*
Don't forget how they treat Transformers!
Crawmerax Im not talking about the movies. Transformers has several good and current toy lines, cartoons, and other media. The only thing the Joes have is some comics.
Cobra Commander sounds oddly like Isaac from Children Of The Corn.
he does, though not the same guy. CC and starscream both were voiced by the late great chris latta.
Path Evermore Yeah, I didn't think it was the same person. Isaac i
was played by some guy named John Franklin.
This is 10,000 BETTER the whole Bay shit Transformers and recent two GIJOE movies!!
Sammy Lane
I still get chills when that random Crimson Guard gets burned by the spore.
Sammy Lane come man let's be honest......yes your right.
......There are two recent GI Joe movies?
Sammy Lane that's cool but this has almost nothing to do with transformers
+Dexter Grif Well, other than the intellectual property of both TransFormers and GI Joe are owned by Hasbro...
Wasn't this the movie where Cobra Commander says
"I was once a man" too many times to count on one hand and you didn't reference it a single time why?
I absolutely lost it when he started singing "And I will Always Love You"! OMG that was hilarious! This is easily one of my new favorite reviews!
What's with old cartoon movies based on TV shows being very dark?
cathaldahero c
They wanted to get a PG rating,back when PG actually meant something so that parents would have to go with their kids to the cinema.For this movie though,it didn't matter anyway,since it went straight to video.
One thing I did not expect from a GI Joe movie was lizard people.
Gizmo fromPizmo Lizard People are Awesome.
I'm not arguing that point.
You should listen to Alex Jones more. He'll tell you all about the lizard folk.
Mark Markham I feel like Alex Jones should've just been a voice actor for GI Joe stuff, lol.
Could you image how awesome it would have been, if they recycled that plot line for the live-action movie. It easily becomes a Billion dollar movie, just on the weight of being bat shit crazy.
I can't believe I never realized that was Burgess Meredith voicing Golobulus! That guy really could play any role!
I, too, miss the days of snake terrorists.
Oh, and two great moments in this movie that the Critic never mentioned:
1. In the scene when Golobulus is explaining the reptile people's history, there's this little exchange that I have always found freaking hilarious for some reason:
Golobulus: "(re: The primitive cave people that emerged after the Ice Age) Eventually, they evolved."
The Baroness: "(Glancing at a few of COBRA'S more crude and thuggish henchmen standing around looking like total morons) If you ask me, some of them did NOT evolve."
2. (I'm REALLY surprised the Critic didn't mention this, as he, like me, was clearly a Sergeant Slaughter fan) In the film's climax, not only does Sergeant Slaughter single- handedly defeat Golobulus's main enforcer/ muscle with his bare hands, but then as he delivers the final blow, he bellows "AND THIS IS FOR *THE WHOLE USA*!" I seriously expected the Critic to highlight that scene, cheer on Slaughter, and possibly have another Amerigasm!
at 3;05 you can here Critics dolphin mating call
You mean 3:05 ?
I loved that sound.
COBRAAAALALALALALALALALALAW
I am the law! Cobra LAWLAWLAWLAW
You betrayed the COBRAAAAAALALALALALALALALALALAAAAWWW!
I feel that Cobra Commander sounds what G1 StarScream would as a human.
Jackie Jones same voice actor
Fun Fact:
The Statue of Liberty was made in France.
True, and was gifted to the US.
Then we stole it
@@dr.killson7355 *WRONG!!!* It was gifted. Not stolen.
It was originally made for Egypt
no shit
COBRA-La-La-La-La-La-La!
ok 2 things
1 surpised this isnt an angry joe collab
i mean the guy tailors his whole shtick around 2 things: superman and G.I.Joe
2 for a second there i thought it was gonna be the live action movie, kinda glad it wasnt
Omg, ty for this. I remember watching this with my brother (who loved watching the old G.I Joe show) on the Hub. I just thought it was so over the top, it was awesome. I had completely forgotten how hilarious we found the Cobralalala war cry until you mentioned it.
Also I found it weird how Duke never showed up again after being put into a 'coma'. Huh now I know. And knowing... Yeah you get the idea.
I was a huge Gi Joe fan as a kid so it makes me so happy to see NC finally do a review of this movie. The opening is probably one of the greatest things ever and I love how the animators managed to cram basically every major Joe and Cobra character ever in the tv show into it.
Actually Doug the reason why Duke didn't die was not because of the backlash of Prime Dying but because somehow one of the Parental Rights groups obtained the original script somehow and complained the entire movie was too fucking Dark and demanded it be changed........though Primes death backlash is a new one I've heard though
Kaibaman41 I'm pretty sure that "Prime's death" backlash was mentioned in the booklet accompanying one of the 2000s releases of Transformers: The Movie on DVD.
Kaibaman41 I hate Parental Rights Groups. Just rename yoursef into the No Fun Squad.
It's very likely actually to be both. Though G I Joe The Movie was not released theatrically due to the flops of both the My Little Pony and Transformers movies. So it weight straight to video instead, later edited into a 5 part story for syndication. So I guess Parents Groups also looked into video releases at the time then, though it does make sense that Prime's death caused Hasbro to change their minds, since this was released a year after that movie.
Kaibaman41 And then, 30 years later. Hashbro tried the same attempt to kill off Duke's character, but in a sequel to the first live-action G.I. Joe movie, and this time...Duke was played by Channing Tatum at the time. And guess what?! They succeeded, except some people said that Duke's deatg in G.I. Joe: Retaliation left no impact for the remaining characters in the movie. But, I don't think that is true. Duke's death in the movie did leave an impact to Roadhouse, Lady Jaye and Flint, personally. It's just that the execution wasn't handled very well.
Another problem with Duke surviving, beyond the fact that his survival seems unlikely, is that his death was meant to serve a purpose. It was meant to be the final catalyst that sparked Falcon to finally grow up. The training at the Slaughterhouse was enough to start Falcon on his way, but losing his big brother should have been the final shock needed to show Falcon the light.
Since Duke doesn't die, the catalyst isn't there. Sure, Duke being severely wounded *DOES* help push Falcon along, but it's not as dramatically satisfying as it would be if Duke had actually died.
Here's my other complaint about Duke not dying in this movie: For years, one of the big complaints against the G.I. Joe cartoon was that no-one ever died or got hurt. Pilots whose planes were shot down would be shown parachuting from the downed vehicles, thousands of laser bolts would be fired, and yet, nobody ever got hit, etc. All of this, according to the children's television advocates, was going to warp the minds of small children, teaching them that violence has no consequences, and lead them to lives of mindless mass murder (either that or teach them to be really *BAD* shots).
Of course, if you think about it, some character's plane gets shot down and he/she has to parachute out of it to keep from dying is showing a consequence for violence. It also shows that Joe and Cobra characters aren't stupid enough to try and die in a plane crash when they could just as easily get out. As for the idea that no-one got hurt, that's not true. People *DID* sustain injuries in the G.I. Joe cartoon. Granted, they were largely relatively minor injuries along the line of twisted ankles and broken bones, but if Sunbow Entertainment and Marvel Productions had tried to show actual blood and guts consequences of warfare, these same anti-violence advocacy groups would have succumbed to an aneurysm.
Which brings me back to my point about Duke not dying: What better way to show the consequences of warfare than by having Duke die? There it would have been, in full, glorious color on the TV screen for children to see: get stabbed through the chest and you will die. Hell, we even got to see blood! But no, Optimus Prime's death was too traumatic for the kiddies, so Duke doesn't die, and we get saddled with that lame "Duke's A-OK!" bit at the end.
Omg reading the comments people now of days.don't.know shit about gi Joe... cobra commander is the same voice as starscream
Brandon Starks Sadly for Cobra Commander, Starscream has more fans despite their similar voices. Must be the ssssspeech impediment.
THIS MOVIE WAS MY CHILD HOOD also funfact GIJoe made me and alot of my friends wanna sign up with the military...the others got in but i sadly could not....but i still went because of one those two words. YO JOE
I love this movie. Its awesome. I feel ya. Yo Joe.
LOL no my father is active duty army. And when i saw this movie the first time i turn and ask him if he was a joe and being like 6 or 7 at the time he said yes. So at the time i wanted to be a joe just like my father.
The best G.I. Joe characters are snake eyes and storm shadow for me.
COBRA-LALALALALALALALALALALALALLAAAAAA!
The Cobra Commander almost sounds like G1 Starscream from the Transformers cartoon...
Also Sergeant Slaughter is the best character in this movie!
The same actor voices Starscream and Cobra Commander. His name is Chris Latta.
My dad loved this movie when he was a kid. He told me I was born in the wrong generation because they don't make stuff like this anymore.
LJ true
LJ
damn right you were born in the wrong generation.
we made emojis
ITS TIME TO STOP
your dad is correct
and THE EMOJI MOVIE.
If only sargeant slaughter would have been in the movies. His character was 90% why i liked the show
He would not need a big part but it would've been awesome to see him playing himself in a real G I * Joe film.
He was going to be in one of the live action movies. I personally would've liked to see him instead of Brandon Fraiser. Would've made much more sense.
And he Was in only what 6 episodes of the cartoon
You should talk about transformers the movie if you love 80s madness
@3:44 I almost closed the video because I thought he was done.
Okay, Serpendor's 'COBRALALALALALALALA!!' battle cry had me in stitches.
You missed a perfect joke!!!! When Cobra Commander said “fool”, insert the video of Gilbert Gottfried shouting “YOU FOOL!” on Hollywood Squares.
"Dying just builds character."
*stares at Borderlands*
Stares at Dark Souls series
'Murica.
I did not realize you were American Matt, I thought you were British.
The super Lore god
Murcia helped out in WW2. The Brits are just showing their thanks.
Murica indeed.
So, are you saying that the cobra commander isn't a disfigured, Joseph Gordon-Levitt?,
And he's not Baroness' brother? WHAT A TWIST? o.O lmao.
That faceless cobra guy sounds like Starscream 😂
Same voice actor.
I was hoping for a cameo from Corporate Commander.
Nostalgia Critic, I would absolutely love it if you could review Resident Evil (2002) or Death Race (2008).
So what's the deal between G.I. Joe's Cobra and DC Comic's Kobra? Was there any legal dispute between them? There are so many similarities.
KingOfMadCows DC's Kobra is more of Death cult than a terrorist organization. I'll admit there are similarities though.
KingOfMadCows apparently along time ago DC use to own the rights to publish GI Joe comics and created Cobra. But when it lost the rights they wanted to keep Cobra but they had to change it by making it a cult & change the spelling with a K instead of a C. Also Marvel's Hydra was originally a ripoff of Cobra.
KingOfMadCows *COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAH!!!!!*
+Gerardo Munoz, so many thing is wrong in your comment. Marvel comics had the rights not DC. Hydra and Kobra created way before G.I Joe. Both of them created by same guy, Jack Kirby. Cobra has some elements from both them.
Gerardo Munoz It was Marvel Comics who had the rights.
Both Hydra and Kobra existed before Cobra of GI Joe
I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂
Seeing Doug get this excited was fun!!! 😂😂😂👏
Me and my little brother loved this show!!!!