The Witch (2015) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  4 роки тому +6975

    **CORRECTION: The costume designer for this movie was LINDA Muir, not Lisa Muir. My apologies!**
    Also, probably should've counted the twins. My bad!

  • @almightyegglord4365
    @almightyegglord4365 5 років тому +17810

    “Baby blood gives you wings”
    Red Bull: *sweats profusely*

    • @luka.7395
      @luka.7395 5 років тому +169

      Waiting for this comment to blow up

    • @guestusersomething4340
      @guestusersomething4340 5 років тому +299

      >Implying that Red Bull isn’t just canned baby blood

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo 5 років тому +118

      Red Bull. Gives You Wings.
      Baby Blood. Makes You Satan.

    • @lukeschoeppner2703
      @lukeschoeppner2703 5 років тому +28

      10/10 well done

    • @agent5333
      @agent5333 5 років тому +41

      We’ve cracked the code, lads.

  • @lorelai2607
    @lorelai2607 4 роки тому +10124

    Thomasin: I'm not a witch
    her mother:that's exactly what a witch would say

    • @puncherofbread
      @puncherofbread 4 роки тому +131

      A non witch would admit to being a witch

    • @UniCops
      @UniCops 4 роки тому +97

      @@puncherofbread there's a witch *among us*

    • @Art_museum28
      @Art_museum28 4 роки тому +20

      I think their family’s accusations of witchcraft in their kids got them killed and their oldest child a witch(Sorry I haven’t seen the actual movie!!)

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 4 роки тому +13

      As a witch I would pretend to hex her with my dying breath

    • @MIXANDMTCH
      @MIXANDMTCH 4 роки тому +50

      mother: witch says what
      thomason: what

  • @alex-yd4qq
    @alex-yd4qq 5 років тому +7486

    I love how James doesn't just jump from kill to kill but instead he gives us a rundown of the movie and gives us puns and the weird one-liners

    • @hydrix6419
      @hydrix6419 5 років тому +56

      Sometimes I like it and sometimes I dont. But that's why I follow this channel and carnage count!

    • @alexjosh9666
      @alexjosh9666 5 років тому +120

      The one liners and puns make the entire video

    • @orenges
      @orenges 5 років тому +2

      Same!

    • @allaboutbasketball2695
      @allaboutbasketball2695 5 років тому +16

      That’s why I follow the channel

    • @sotos2575
      @sotos2575 5 років тому +51

      Thats what seperates him from no name kill counters

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +16440

    I love the irony that all the false accusations of her being a witch eventually drive the girl to actually become a witch

    • @andreeaandronic1361
      @andreeaandronic1361 3 роки тому +814

      Yeah. Not really. She has the pact with the devil because she has no other choice. She can't survive in the wilderness and she can't go to a nearby village as they would kill her(as she'd be suspected a witch who murdered her entire familyandno one would believe her).
      I don't think it's something like: "You wanted to see a witch? Look at me now, mom!". It's the only way she can survive.

    • @andreeaandronic1361
      @andreeaandronic1361 3 роки тому +428

      And I also think it was all planned, as they were all vulnerable in the wilderness and lost in their faith. The masculine characters were of no need to the devil, the baby was ointment for brooms to make them fly and the women in the family were supposed to be alive to become witches. Her mother would have eventually become a witch herself, if Thomasin didn't kill her. But in the end, the last women left alive were to fall into despair and become witches.

    • @Cangeltibon
      @Cangeltibon 3 роки тому +252

      Not just false accusations is the lack of autonomy, remember the dad selling the cup, nearly everyone but her contributed to her descent and the only thing she did at the very end was accept it.
      The baby was taken, the cup was sold turning her mother already grieving mother against her, then the brother is taken, cursed, and dies confirming their was witch, the father never communicating or admitting to being wrong keeps trying to take control and patch thing up, so his wife 2 children down and highly suspicious of one understandably loses touch with reality, desperate and not knowing which girl is the witch he locks them all away, we never see the twins after that, dad get taken out by Phil, and mom tries to kill her and she’s kills mom in self defense, with no where left to go her only choice in the entire movie was to live or die.

    • @robertdavison507
      @robertdavison507 3 роки тому +171

      The idea of both societal constraints and accusations of witchcraft driving people towards witchcraft is constantly explored in witchcraft stories of the period, you are spot on in noticing it. This movie does a great job exploring those old ideas

    • @kodileigh6155
      @kodileigh6155 3 роки тому +29

      Negative adolescent self-fulfillment in Supernatural setting

  • @Mooshkajoe
    @Mooshkajoe 5 років тому +10230

    Some of the most talented child actors I've ever seen.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 роки тому +424

      Definitely! I just watched this movie for the first time, and I was absolutely blown away by that boy's death scene! Better than most seasoned adult actors.

    • @beefcakesmchunkerson9079
      @beefcakesmchunkerson9079 4 роки тому +122

      Especially Caleb!

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger 4 роки тому +38

      i wish i was that talented

    • @robertosergiodealmeida8412
      @robertosergiodealmeida8412 4 роки тому +24

      @@GeoGamerArtistVlogger I wish i was talented in something

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 4 роки тому +5

      Haven't seen a lot of child actors i see

  • @dehkrittykrat
    @dehkrittykrat 5 років тому +6891

    The mother actually pissed me off so much in this

    • @redblushinrose
      @redblushinrose 5 років тому +411

      I know I hated the mother so much

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 5 років тому +48

      Y'all just have mommy issues lol

    • @redblushinrose
      @redblushinrose 5 років тому +460

      @@drphot6050 plz tell me this is a joke

    • @nym_r0dd
      @nym_r0dd 5 років тому +650

      she’s a good actress, so she did her job then!

    • @tylerdunn4850
      @tylerdunn4850 5 років тому +42

      I’m friends with the actresses daughter

  • @jakemitchell1132
    @jakemitchell1132 3 роки тому +2991

    I love how Eggers is convicted to making everything so historically accurate, that he has stated that he still hates that every time he sees this film, he notices Joy’s earring holes.

    • @elsagreen1476
      @elsagreen1476 2 роки тому +141

      Interesting! It would have been easy to cover up. Goes to show that every little detail matters

    • @andrew-rn9ui
      @andrew-rn9ui 3 місяці тому +2

      Piercings have been a thing for thousands of years tho 😅

    • @karlmarx1745
      @karlmarx1745 3 місяці тому +6

      @@andrew-rn9ui yeah, but puritans would not approve of earrings :]

  • @Angel-uk6dm
    @Angel-uk6dm 5 років тому +10497

    “Wouldst thou like the taste of,
    *butter* ?”

    • @djmonkeycock
      @djmonkeycock 5 років тому +425

      Why Don’t We Get Ramen
      People who eat butter by the stick: *yes*

    • @darcym9638
      @darcym9638 5 років тому +389

      However, Thomasin was avoiding saturated fats and therefore declined to live deliciously. Her body was found the next spring by a hunting party, yet another victim of diet culture.

    • @dddila
      @dddila 5 років тому +30

      @@darcym9638 well, witch gotta have good body =)

    • @ItsNerfOrNathan
      @ItsNerfOrNathan 5 років тому +64

      me casa is su casa, *baaa*

    • @SpiralLegend
      @SpiralLegend 5 років тому +110

      *exotic butters*

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 5 років тому +2150

    “But maybe she’s a nice witch?”
    (Witch starts manically laughing)
    “No, that’s a mean witch laugh!”

    • @monksmom1
      @monksmom1 5 років тому +12

      Somehow, i never saw her in the barn....i was wondering what happened when the twins disappeared.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 5 років тому +37

      Steven M Attrell She grinded up a baby in the 1st few minutes of the movie
      VERY bad witch

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому +4

      Oh yeah.

  • @missstrawberrypancakes6206
    @missstrawberrypancakes6206 5 років тому +3582

    The trees that surround my neighborhood would usually sing in D' minor

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 5 років тому +19

      Have you taught them to sing any Bach yet? :-)
      ua-cam.com/video/VyvP0pdGP8A/v-deo.html

    • @teaw485
      @teaw485 4 роки тому +71

      Mine are always so out of tune😔

    • @Goobers-gf3um
      @Goobers-gf3um 4 роки тому +38

      The trees in my area sing the brown note..
      *_please get me outta here_*

    • @tysonevarard968
      @tysonevarard968 4 роки тому +16

      Is it weird that mine sing in C major?...

    • @angtabamo5062
      @angtabamo5062 4 роки тому +29

      The trees in my neighborhood do beatbox

  • @sifsif2725
    @sifsif2725 3 роки тому +10315

    Summary:
    Everyone: "SHE'S A WITCH!!! "
    Her: "I'm not a witch!! "
    Everyone :"Yes you ARE"
    Her: "Fine then, I'll be a god dam witch"

    • @mdl2013
      @mdl2013 3 роки тому +85

      It made me remember eren

    • @hayleypaigereviews6744
      @hayleypaigereviews6744 3 роки тому +78

      Me to my dad when he calls me a bitch

    • @slothgacha3905
      @slothgacha3905 3 роки тому +39

      @@hayleypaigereviews6744 he means dog and dogs are cute so don’t take it as a insult

    • @yungnash2326
      @yungnash2326 3 роки тому +9

      666 likes. NOICE👹😄😭

    • @sifsif2725
      @sifsif2725 3 роки тому +6

      @@yungnash2326 *sweats profusely

  • @HuggiMa
    @HuggiMa 5 років тому +3884

    "They're goats."
    I love her.

    • @ArshesNei8
      @ArshesNei8 5 років тому +131

      Anyone whose dealt with goats knows how true her statement was.

    • @exlolm5647
      @exlolm5647 5 років тому +16

      Well yes but actually they are Kentucky fried chicken

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +1

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      8. Security-lock slot

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +2

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    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +3

      @Porridge Boss I AM the goat

  • @adams.2407
    @adams.2407 5 років тому +7286

    Tommison: I am not a witch
    My friends: Sounds like something a witch would say

  • @cadelittle7365
    @cadelittle7365 2 роки тому +1731

    The kids literally singing worship chants about black Phillip going unnoticed is one of the most missed red flags ever

    • @you-5-iver804
      @you-5-iver804 Рік тому +180

      I hated the twins, if only Black Philip that flithy crap ate those twins or something

    • @Christopher_moltisanti123
      @Christopher_moltisanti123 Рік тому +8

      ​@@you-5-iver804yeah for sure

    • @Christopher_moltisanti123
      @Christopher_moltisanti123 Рік тому +9

      ​@@you-5-iver804the witch got to that it's all good

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 Рік тому +95

      That part creeped me the fuck out. They’re literally singing hymns about the devil and their dad doesn’t even notice…

    • @viewtifuljacob
      @viewtifuljacob 11 місяців тому +68

      ​@@myamdane6895 I believe the dad turned a blind eye to most things because of his pride. He never wanted to admit he has let his family down and instead would compulsively cut wood to look productive.

  • @novamaliwan8118
    @novamaliwan8118 4 роки тому +10070

    I remember my highschool FILM TEACHER talking to us about how stupid this movie was, how bad it was and that we should not bother seeing it. Even now I clearly remember her saying how there was no witch in the entire movie, the acting was over the top and bad and that the goat was supposed to be the only bad guy. Looking back, I don't know if Film study teacher was the right occupation for her ahah.

    • @ajb9150
      @ajb9150 4 роки тому +20

      xD

    • @timeless9820
      @timeless9820 4 роки тому +595

      probably she was only capable to study that much. It was why she was bitter cuz she wanted to study other things but didn't have the capacity nor want to put the effort to be consistent. It takes and a lot of work.

    • @Tattletale97
      @Tattletale97 4 роки тому +276

      Sounds like she is an Orthodox Christian

    • @burningman8066
      @burningman8066 4 роки тому +428

      the bad thing about the movie is that they killed the dog.

    • @Boxingbear
      @Boxingbear 4 роки тому +86

      Wow. Your teacher is a moron.

  • @PowerCrunchVideos
    @PowerCrunchVideos 4 роки тому +8676

    The twins actually were confirmed dead in the movie. We see their bodies in the bonfire that the witches are gathered around at the end of the movie. I'm saying this to be informative not to be the "um actyually" guy in the room, so I hope it doesn't come across that way.

    • @Blarsen780
      @Blarsen780 4 роки тому +697

      @Starscream91 and you clearly don't mean well... shut up. The guy was just giving us additional information in a modest manner.

    • @dogefan12349
      @dogefan12349 4 роки тому +20

      @@Blarsen780 ok boomer

    • @bzuku9554
      @bzuku9554 4 роки тому +541

      Dogefan Lego Filmz you really thought you did something

    • @dogefan12349
      @dogefan12349 4 роки тому +11

      @@bzuku9554 No, not really

    • @noahwithanh
      @noahwithanh 4 роки тому +40

      Good

  • @psl6145
    @psl6145 5 років тому +2073

    "As anyone who's played Don't Starve would know"
    That was the last reference I expected to come out of you. +10 respect.

    • @msd9485
      @msd9485 5 років тому +1

      MY CLONE!

    • @blimpyou
      @blimpyou 5 років тому +32

      The night before this came out, he played don’t starve together with Chelsea

    • @_jokester_8537
      @_jokester_8537 5 років тому +7

      Don't forget to bring a hambat and a torch

    • @psl6145
      @psl6145 5 років тому +1

      @@blimpyou Did he stream it or something?

    • @blimpyou
      @blimpyou 5 років тому +1

      Lan Ru yeah

  • @xanderfoley6641
    @xanderfoley6641 3 роки тому +1423

    William death is sad because he understands or at least tries to understand his children instead of immediately turning on them like the mother. He’s probably one of the best characters in the film.

    • @chubbybunny6975
      @chubbybunny6975 2 роки тому +91

      And then he died from the one thing he was good at: chopping wood.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 2 роки тому +134

      That's true. However, for most of the movie, he's probably the most reprovable character. He steals his wife's cup to trade for supplies and takes a long time to confess even after his daughter is blamed for it. He can't admit the bleakness of their food situation; he and Caleb have to go hunting, but lie to Katherine about it so she won't worry. Chopping firewood is the only thing he can do well to provide for his family. Overall, he's still sympathetic because we sense his vulnerability, and his unwillingness to face his own sins and shortcomings. He wants to be seen (by himself as well as his wife) as a good Christian and a strong "man of the family," but he's actually weak and dishonest. During his last night on Earth, he finally breaks down and confesses all the sins he's been trying to excuse and dismiss, offering himself to God in exchange for his children's salvation. A great character: mightily flawed, but still good at heart.

    • @ri260
      @ri260 Рік тому +5

      No f him lol

    • @carlosdumbratzen6332
      @carlosdumbratzen6332 Рік тому

      ​@@colinbaldwin313it is interesting how this whole movie is a tragedy of Williams making.
      I think the worst is that we see witches. I think the movie would have been better if we were left wondering what really caused all of this. It would have been a far more progressive movie if Caleb and Thomasin hadnt interacted with the witch. Thomasin would obviously still talk to the goat and so in, but we wouldnt see the bloodsmearing, the red hood or the flying. The way it is now it just repeat old myths about witches, rooted in antisemitism and patriarchy instead of deconstructing it. Ive seen a similar movie (which name I forgot) about a group of girls in basque country who got accused of being a witch. During the interrogation they tell lies about the supposed coven they are part of to get out of their punishment, but get dragged deeper and deeper until in the end they should perform a dark ritual, else they will get burned. They get so into it that they believe they can fly nad jump of a cliff. The whole thing was just a product of imagination that in the end even fooled themselves (or maybe not?). Obviously the VVitch is a better movie, just from pure craftsmanship, but I just wish the witch would have stayed more ambivalent (as in Blair Witch Project for example)

    • @MichaelAW17
      @MichaelAW17 Рік тому +15

      ​@colinbaldwin313 Idk he is the one that forced their banishment. If he didnt force his religion on others then they would have been mostly fine.

  • @crazyandbeautiful
    @crazyandbeautiful 5 років тому +3598

    "Sexually aroused by sister."
    *Jamie and Cersei have entered the chat.*

  • @thelemonverse5279
    @thelemonverse5279 5 років тому +2494

    Thomason: *Exists*
    Her family: U witch.

  • @jcwalker722
    @jcwalker722 5 років тому +14909

    Yo, can you do a Kill Count for Cars 2?

    • @alexmarshall2015
      @alexmarshall2015 5 років тому +984

      John Walker Top ten anime betrayals of all time. Number 10: Lightning McQueen kicks Mator off of his pit crew

    • @hdwuox
      @hdwuox 5 років тому +751

      DON'T DO IT. THAT MOVIE SCARED ME TOOOOO MUCH.

    • @ynwnellyspzgo3813
      @ynwnellyspzgo3813 5 років тому +92

      What wait

    • @sad_cowboys_are_cool4905
      @sad_cowboys_are_cool4905 5 років тому +110

      Yo omg good idea that movie was referring

    • @paigethepuppy6368
      @paigethepuppy6368 5 років тому +24

      Lmao

  • @Bambuzzsprosse
    @Bambuzzsprosse 3 роки тому +903

    Harvey Scrimshaw was 14 when he played that death-scene. I still cannot believe what an outstanding performance it was. Jaw-dropping.

    • @krugerstan
      @krugerstan 2 роки тому +42

      Also, Harvey Scrimshaw is a great name.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 2 роки тому +26

      Yeah. This is a cast of mostly unknown actors. Judging from this movie, they deserve much more fruitful careers.

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome Рік тому +10

      I really hope his career takes off. But even if it doesn't, even this performance alone is something to be intensely proud of.

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc 9 місяців тому +5

      Dude needs to play Ishmael in Moby Dick with a name like that.

  • @frostmusicofficial
    @frostmusicofficial 5 років тому +4087

    The witches used Jonas and Mercy as firewood I guess lol for the fire at the end of the movie where all the witches are doing that creepy ritual. You can kinda see ribs around the fire and then as Thomasin is walking closer to the fire you can see Jonas or Mercy's head.
    Edit: 9 months later just realized this had almost 2.5 likes haha

    • @Hitscanister
      @Hitscanister 4 роки тому +224

      Ooo, that's nastey.

    • @monotropa_uniflora
      @monotropa_uniflora 4 роки тому +30

      I won´t even dare to like this comment as it has exactly 666 likes as I´m typing this...

    • @cmath6454
      @cmath6454 4 роки тому +65

      I saw the possible ribs... But I didn't see their heads.

    • @cmath6454
      @cmath6454 4 роки тому +98

      I saw it. Damn you are the only person to catch that. I can't find confirmation of it anywhere else but they are there. Nice catch

    • @rkp5893
      @rkp5893 4 роки тому +11

      I've never noticed that...damn

  • @carleeelizabeth
    @carleeelizabeth 5 років тому +9327

    something i thought was interesting about this movie is that when they showed the rotting corn and the fields, they were conscientious to show forms of ergot, which induces hallucinations, so the whole thing could have been in the family's heads.

    • @EggsayveeyurhMatthew
      @EggsayveeyurhMatthew 5 років тому +739

      carlee elizabeth wow that’s a great observation! I had no idea, makes you wonder!

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 5 років тому +1031

      Isn't that what contributed to the Salem Witch trials? All the witch like behavior being from the same bad crops? Aside from false accusations of course.

    • @26muca07
      @26muca07 5 років тому +156

      They were just high on acid then? This is super interesting, thank you for sharing!

    • @hmnsdnssx
      @hmnsdnssx 5 років тому +235

      @@26muca07 Well no LSD is a completely different compound but they might've been experiencing hallucinations

    • @slater2551
      @slater2551 5 років тому +5

      What?.

  • @jonkonchar188
    @jonkonchar188 5 років тому +1837

    “Mi casa su casa BaAaAaa”
    -Black Phillip 2019

  • @tylerkell7136
    @tylerkell7136 5 років тому +1408

    no one:
    youtube’s subtitles: *welcome to the kill cow*

    • @gopalkt
      @gopalkt 5 років тому

      😆

    • @ItsDondo
      @ItsDondo 5 років тому +21

      Don't forget "I'm James Agee nice"

    • @CrAzyM1ner
      @CrAzyM1ner 5 років тому +11

      James a chineese

    • @storymaster21
      @storymaster21 5 років тому +1

      mooo moo, moo, moo moo moo, moo moo, moo, moooo!

    • @zoinkszoinks1400
      @zoinkszoinks1400 5 років тому +3

      Good horror movie titel

  • @lttgames4456
    @lttgames4456 Рік тому +246

    Black phillip talking was legit creepy, it was just unsettling how it literally felt like he was talking into your mind with the soft yet uninterrupted tone of voice.

  • @ellepoynton935
    @ellepoynton935 5 років тому +1882

    “Since she’s not perfect, Thomasson knows exactly what she deserves.”
    “Everlasting hellfire.”
    Well I was NOT expecting that-

    • @macrabii218
      @macrabii218 5 років тому +16

      What were you expecting, a BJ

    • @rickynandall9368
      @rickynandall9368 5 років тому +24

      @@macrabii218 What are you, a pathetic Incel child? Grow up...

    • @beetlebug20008
      @beetlebug20008 5 років тому

      Oooh! Burn.

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 5 років тому +1

      @You know the deal son @krummyweirdguy was clearly hurt by the incel, can't you read?

    • @rickynandall9368
      @rickynandall9368 5 років тому +10

      I wasn't hurt by anyone, I'm just sick of immature trolls

  • @dreaveronica6944
    @dreaveronica6944 5 років тому +12412

    Another fantastic film that was sadly done injustice by the marketing team.

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 5 років тому +79

      How?

    • @connoryaps
      @connoryaps 5 років тому +59

      Andrea Saldana you’re dumb If you think this was good

    • @stonedinparadise1381
      @stonedinparadise1381 5 років тому +1195

      sm0ke you seem bothered by someone else’s opinion bud

    • @xxjay-16xx95
      @xxjay-16xx95 5 років тому +303

      @@connoryaps how its a good film

    • @Jisim33
      @Jisim33 5 років тому +42

      im sorry.. marketing team? like show ads?? please explain.

  • @SicklyStars
    @SicklyStars 5 років тому +745

    "Thomasin's Journey to Make Some New Friends" is a good alternate title for this movie

    • @k0slizard389
      @k0slizard389 5 років тому

      SicklyStars Lol

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not touching the like counter, but I appreciate the comment

  • @avisitor5427
    @avisitor5427 3 роки тому +311

    The tickle fight was pure
    The thing to realize about this movie is how big the theme “Sins of the father” plays in it , the whole reason he’s even looking at his sister is cause she’s the only girl around that is close to his age thanks to his father , he is confused , but does push against this confusion well, to me the tickle fight was him overcoming and falling back into the more natural feelings of the relationship they have as siblings
    Also the father refusing to kill Philip wasn’t just him “giving up” it was more than that , it was him refusing to allow Phillip to corrupt him in full and bring the primal violence from him, it was him refusing to let Philip make him kill him, he threw the axe down and accepted his fate , perhaps redeeming himself in doing so

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 Рік тому

      I wished for nothing more than to see an axe in that damnable goat’s head

  • @TheAdaoo7
    @TheAdaoo7 4 роки тому +5707

    The vvitch is actually just a coming of age film about the outcast girl finding friendship

    • @alibadar5430
      @alibadar5430 4 роки тому +153

      That’s exactly what my English would say

    • @lia-pg6mw
      @lia-pg6mw 4 роки тому +24

      @Austin Batton i loved it lol

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 4 роки тому +121

      Not every good movie has to be flashy/crazy. The Witch is a traditional folklore, so don't expect much Horror genres such as jumpscares.

    • @o0OMaku
      @o0OMaku 4 роки тому +11

      So like Midsommar but without the first part you said?

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 роки тому +1

      Austin Batton why do you hate it?

  • @remuskitty8686
    @remuskitty8686 4 роки тому +917

    "black Phillip did not care that i wanted to make this movie" 100% best line ever

  • @benhenderson8952
    @benhenderson8952 5 років тому +2455

    A woman does a cool magic trick:
    17th century people: 🔥🍴

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 5 років тому +27

      They're gonna eat her?

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 5 років тому +53

      Casual illusionist in XVII:
      -Pick a card, don't show it to me
      -Ok, done
      -Let me think, I need to focus... Is it black?
      -Right
      -Is it number? ... No I don't think so.
      -Right, it isn't.
      -Is it Queen of Spades?
      -It is... BURN THAT LOVER OF DEVIL!

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 5 років тому +2

      @@destroyerblackdragon Why not?

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 5 років тому +13

      @@Petaurista13 Witches don't taste very good. Everyone knows that.

    • @yougotgamesonyophone697
      @yougotgamesonyophone697 5 років тому +6

      @@destroyerblackdragon No, Witches taste like ham. I like ham.

  • @linasayshush
    @linasayshush 2 роки тому +91

    I had never noticed the irony of William spending the entire movie chopping wood and then dying crushed by the wood pile

  • @jooyoungkang3858
    @jooyoungkang3858 5 років тому +451

    The theory about Jonas and Mercy, is that when Thomasin discovers the cult of witches at the end, and they begin to fly, that the twins were both the bodies inside of the fire, due to earlier circumstances that witches need human sacrifices to fly.

    • @azuman7
      @azuman7 5 років тому +39

      Yeah, I thought that was clear. I was surprised he didn't have them as dead, because it seemed obvious from the fact they were all flying that they had killed the twins to make that happen. Guess that is not the way he see it.

    • @07foxmulder
      @07foxmulder 5 років тому +12

      I’ve always thought that Thomasin flying was a small plot hole. The witch at the beginning uses Samuel’s remains as a flying ointment. I thought that scene was implying the witches needed the ointment to fly. If only a sacrifice was needed then why spread blood all over your body?

    • @joshuareznicek1010
      @joshuareznicek1010 5 років тому +41

      @@07foxmulder
      From my perspective the baby death had 2 uses at once. The sacrifice itself gives flight while the remains of the baby gave the witch a youthful glamour for a little while so she could trick the boy. That's what I thought anyway.

    • @tomtalks23
      @tomtalks23 5 років тому +30

      @@07foxmulder Depends on how you read the movie. There's a theory that the rotting crops was due to a fungal infection and the entire finale is essentially the whole family tripping balls.

    • @tylermiller5904
      @tylermiller5904 5 років тому

      @@07foxmulder For the thrill of course.

  • @spacedoutloser9776
    @spacedoutloser9776 4 роки тому +1587

    “Yo Thomason help yourself to any hay you want. Mi casa su casa baaaaaaa”

    • @jodie3950
      @jodie3950 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah this bit made me laugh 😂😂

    • @blippiwithaclippi3197
      @blippiwithaclippi3197 4 роки тому +23

      “Rule #1... there are no rulez...”
      “Rule #2 this is my spot go sleep outside”

    • @andrewotero5353
      @andrewotero5353 4 роки тому +4

      When James said that I lost my shit and my beer😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @andrewotero5353
      @andrewotero5353 4 роки тому +2

      13:30 I'll never forget and now I'm gonna check to make sure this is still on netflix

    • @zombie_queen22
      @zombie_queen22 4 роки тому +4

      This didn't have to be that funny lmao

  • @AmunDeus
    @AmunDeus 4 роки тому +1976

    "They're goats... they're goats"
    Lmao, Anya Taylor-Joy is just like "what'd you guys expect?"

    • @gamii_1437
      @gamii_1437 3 роки тому +53

      sounds like shes the only realistic one lol

  • @TelenTerror
    @TelenTerror Рік тому +103

    Whoever voiced Black Phillip had his lips *right* on the mic for "wouldst thou like the taste of...butter?"

  • @z-girlypandahearting4156
    @z-girlypandahearting4156 5 років тому +1198

    James: "I'm done giving out dull machetes to characters with good kills
    Kid that got killed in Jaws: Am I a joke to you

  • @oliverbeattie8552
    @oliverbeattie8552 4 роки тому +1003

    “And now she’s all alone with the scary ass wood _or is she?_ “
    *VSAUCE INTENSIFIES*

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 років тому +454

    "Gave all his love to JC" is probably the most unique death quote we will ever have on the Kill count.

  • @chrissyd6562
    @chrissyd6562 3 роки тому +2419

    I remember watching this and being so horrified that *a baby* was the first victim...

    • @EvelynSpeedwagon
      @EvelynSpeedwagon 3 роки тому +189

      And killed so brutally.

    • @brightanddrexstudios4120
      @brightanddrexstudios4120 3 роки тому +50

      Les gooo?

    • @phud69
      @phud69 3 роки тому +41

      @@brightanddrexstudios4120 dababy is the baby 😱😱🔥🔥🔥😳😳😳

    • @jessicabell8838
      @jessicabell8838 3 роки тому +8

      I think that happened in lords of Salem. I read the book after watching the movie once.

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 2 роки тому +23

      I liked it. It was nice and made it feel real and with real threat.

  • @imoomoocow9833
    @imoomoocow9833 5 років тому +1379

    "The Crucible, but scary"

  • @foxfireproductions6845
    @foxfireproductions6845 5 років тому +2258

    "Hmm I guess baby blood gives you wings"
    *looks down at the can of RedBull I was drinking*
    OH GOD OH JEEZE

    • @peepeepoopoo3999
      @peepeepoopoo3999 4 роки тому +37

      Ohh jeez rick, there’s like babies and stuff in this Red Bull?!?

    • @meghangoodman4809
      @meghangoodman4809 4 роки тому +8

      U H O H

    • @Araneus21
      @Araneus21 4 роки тому +19

      @@peepeepoopoo3999 there exists natural flavouring made from aborted fetus tissues or secretions from peri-anal glands of a beaver, so it's possible some of those can be found in one's favoured fizzy and energy drinks

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 4 роки тому +5

      Yes I read that comment too.

    • @DrPester847
      @DrPester847 4 роки тому +7

      *p a n i k*

  • @foamandfog3112
    @foamandfog3112 4 роки тому +105

    The baby blood ointment was also historically inspired. It was believed that the witches could fly from an ointment given to them by the devil. They would rub it on themselves and shovels, broomsticks, etc, and be able to fly. This took it to a whole new level of dark tho

  • @lavender_flannel9237
    @lavender_flannel9237 5 років тому +541

    I’m not sure if anyone has noticed this, but through the beginning and middle of the movie, Tomason (however you spell it) has no mole. But when she is confronting the goat, she then has a mole; this isn’t a mistake. Moles are a sign of witchery according to the Salem Witch trials, so Tomason has become one with the witches.

  • @SimmoTheRig
    @SimmoTheRig 5 років тому +6374

    caleb: sexually aroused by sister
    people who live in alabama: first time?

    • @terryharrow3127
      @terryharrow3127 5 років тому +410

      *Sweet home Alabama plays in the distance*

    • @Dr.Stein_
      @Dr.Stein_ 5 років тому +97

      Well, I’m guessing it wasn’t discovered yet, but this still made me laugh

    • @terryharrow3127
      @terryharrow3127 5 років тому +124

      Yea this is the 1600s, Alabama wasnt a state until 1819

    • @lilvanz9550
      @lilvanz9550 5 років тому +34

      and it probably wasn’t considered wrong at that time

    • @wiseguy01
      @wiseguy01 5 років тому +180

      @@lilvanz9550 Yes it was, lol, it was considered Biblical wrong.

  • @nightshine_
    @nightshine_ 5 років тому +1258

    Him pronouncing it as “The VVitch” makes me laugh too hard

    • @macrabii218
      @macrabii218 5 років тому +11

      VV O VV

    • @Cifer1st
      @Cifer1st 5 років тому +8

      vvhat me too vvovv.

    • @travzss
      @travzss 5 років тому +8

      vvho else is just gonna spell vv like this for the rest of our life

    • @simonj6801
      @simonj6801 5 років тому +3

      @@travzss I vvill

    • @Cifer1st
      @Cifer1st 5 років тому +2

      i vvill until the end of james a Chinese.

  • @LacedWithOreos
    @LacedWithOreos 3 роки тому +94

    Breh, the scene where Caleb's ascending after spitting out the apple gets me EVERY time. That kid's got some great acting skills.

  • @darcym9638
    @darcym9638 5 років тому +868

    Jonas and Mercy: *get witch yeeted*
    And nothing of value was lost.

    • @leena7961
      @leena7961 4 роки тому +53

      i hated them sm omg they're the ones who turned everyone against thomasin and spoke to the devil. the mom was awful too

    • @charlescooks9360
      @charlescooks9360 4 роки тому +4

      @@leena7961 the goat is the one that started it

    • @charlescooks9360
      @charlescooks9360 4 роки тому +1

      do their kids. they don't care if the goat is talking. they just go with It

    • @vantastic9367
      @vantastic9367 4 роки тому +4

      @@leena7961 Eh Wrong! The devil (black Philip) turned everyone against Thomison, because he wanted her for himself (typical Narcissist). The devil was the one whispering in the childrens' ears, (good grief are people really this dumb).

    • @vantastic9367
      @vantastic9367 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidmitchell1843 Other than adding her to his harem of levitating hags, Idk. But she seemed to be the last hold out, a target that he wanted to come willingly. Seems like he drove the rest of them mad to get her. Maybe it was a metaphor for the virgin sacrafice.

  • @PrehistoricLEGO
    @PrehistoricLEGO 5 років тому +432

    Ralph Ineson sounds like he’s talking through a Pringle’s can with the end cut open into a fan

    • @brendanfoehr5086
      @brendanfoehr5086 5 років тому +40

      PrehistoricLEGO He sounds like he has five testicles. He sounds like he eats cigarettes instead of smoking them. He sounds like his vocal chords are made of old rusty pipes.

    • @starcreeper6660
      @starcreeper6660 5 років тому +2

      lmao

    • @screenactorsguilable
      @screenactorsguilable 5 років тому +2

      @@starcreeper6660 10:17 hot nude

    • @oscardavis5135
      @oscardavis5135 5 років тому +2

      he is my moms cousin

    • @oscardavis5135
      @oscardavis5135 5 років тому +2

      not joking

  • @ErzaMan14
    @ErzaMan14 4 роки тому +485

    that last shot of her floating in the trees is one of the most unsettling moments ive seen in a movie

  • @alicegraham1571
    @alicegraham1571 3 роки тому +418

    Watched this last night. So creepy. Freakiest part for me was when the witch appears as a beautiful and seductive woman, but the moment she pulls in Caleb, her arm is all gnarled and withered.
    That and when black Philip spoke.

  • @brianwarner2171
    @brianwarner2171 5 років тому +266

    “Would’st thou like to count hilariously?”
    So glad to see the return of Black Phillip from the Tower of Terror video!

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 5 років тому +3

      Would'st thou*

    • @brianwarner2171
      @brianwarner2171 5 років тому +2

      Phuntsog Wangchuk *facepalm* thanks!

    • @MrUrkel0730
      @MrUrkel0730 5 років тому

      Would'st thou like to see the kill count? Would'st thou like... to..see... ye golden chainsaw

    • @brianwarner2171
      @brianwarner2171 5 років тому +1

      MrUrkel0730 Would’st thou like the taste...of corn-syrup-based fake blood?

  • @ev5837
    @ev5837 5 років тому +634

    This man from this movie has the most badass voice I've ever heard

    • @isaiahorisakiesaviadjuk4536
      @isaiahorisakiesaviadjuk4536 5 років тому +3

      Yeah that young man has the most badass voice

    • @kryy8136
      @kryy8136 5 років тому +23

      Black Phillip's voice is something remarkable

    • @KayteCelineTTan
      @KayteCelineTTan 5 років тому +1

      I like it too as well as the guy from candyman woaah

    • @punkoid76
      @punkoid76 5 років тому +7

      Same actor that plays Finchy in the Office, the UK version not the crappy American version. I think he’s in Game of Thrones too.

    • @lairofmedi3421
      @lairofmedi3421 5 років тому +9

      @@punkoid76 Yea it is, he plays Dagmer in Game of Thrones. He's the Ironborn that knocks out Theon during his "rally speech" to take on Ramsay's forces at Winterfell in S2. Pretty badass voice so he fit as an Ironborn too haha

  • @MaddieEllas
    @MaddieEllas 5 років тому +3536

    Do a kill count for the new movie _Cats_
    Spoiler: The kill count is the entire audience.

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 5 років тому +10

      That's not even a horror movie you moron

    • @natalie-cu3to
      @natalie-cu3to 5 років тому +273

      Damian Prock it’s a joke you moron

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 5 років тому +6

      @@natalie-cu3to not a very good one, I've heard better jokes from Beast Boy and even the Joker for that matter

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 5 років тому +3

      @potao beer sucks to be you, after all, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover you know

    • @Whatever94-i4u
      @Whatever94-i4u 5 років тому +51

      @@damianprock1650 Well, it looks like one...

  • @gabbygabs8271
    @gabbygabs8271 3 роки тому +221

    "Mi casa is su casa. Baaaah."
    That part got a legit laugh outta me, not gonna lie.

  • @KJC21793.
    @KJC21793. 5 років тому +2572

    I love the butter as a prop! 😂

    • @Ziwiak
      @Ziwiak 5 років тому +6

      Patron?

    • @screenactorsguilable
      @screenactorsguilable 5 років тому +6

      @@Ziwiak 10:19 horny

    • @kalash8622
      @kalash8622 5 років тому +27

      How TF did you comment a day ago 💀💀💀

    • @hailey.dionna
      @hailey.dionna 5 років тому +11

      Lady Gahgahsixtynine if ur part of the patreon u get videos a day earlier

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 5 років тому +4

      Wait til you see Last Tango in Paris. You'll never at butter the same way again.

  • @tacoduguacamole5536
    @tacoduguacamole5536 4 роки тому +4588

    Everyone: The Witch
    James: The Vi Vitch
    Me, an intellectual: The Vitch

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 5 років тому +632

    I would've counted Jonas and Mercy on the count, personally.

    • @tylersmith8366
      @tylersmith8366 5 років тому +7

      I know! I was looking through the comments and wondering when someone would mention that. I think he included Jonas but forgot Mercy.

    • @brickmastere5535
      @brickmastere5535 5 років тому +41

      @@tylersmith8366 No, he didn't count either of them.

    • @marsbar999
      @marsbar999 5 років тому +29

      So correct me if I'm wrong but aren't the witches chanting over bodies? I don't exactly remember- the twins???

    • @supermouse73
      @supermouse73 4 роки тому +27

      Marzie YO Yeah, I’m sure they are the bodies at the end

    • @ryndor2899
      @ryndor2899 4 роки тому +4

      @@marsbar999 A different comment points out that you can see their heads.

  • @kevinklein9565
    @kevinklein9565 4 роки тому +619

    I haven’t finished this video yet, nor have I watched the movie, but, If they killed the baby, you know they’re willing to kill the dog...

    • @gamii_1437
      @gamii_1437 3 роки тому +24

      haha and you got it right

    • @gamii_1437
      @gamii_1437 3 роки тому +4

      @Mourad Ben IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL HER NAME

    • @anyuser5788
      @anyuser5788 3 роки тому +19

      not the doggy😔

    • @crashingblow3753
      @crashingblow3753 2 роки тому +2

      Great. Just what I needed in my supernatural horror movie. A JoJo's reference.

  • @lyndabaker1986
    @lyndabaker1986 4 роки тому +2216

    Thomason: * apologizes for having earthly desires *
    God: Honey, you're human. It comes with the package.

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 3 роки тому +80

      God: “Be fruitful... and multiply”
      Smooth brains: “Being horny is sinful!”
      God: “What? No.”
      Smooth brains: “Masturbation is a sin!”
      God: “He was supposed to get his sister in law pregnant after her husband, his brother, died”
      Smooth brains: “Sex is evil!!!!”
      God: “Actually, keep being stupid. See where that gets y’all”

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +60

      @@lonewanderer1328 I'm pretty sure the "horny is sinful" part is mostly that don't let those "earthly desires" fully take control of you, after all, lust is a sin.

    • @Cobruh_Commander
      @Cobruh_Commander 3 роки тому +9

      @@lonewanderer1328 Someone never read the Old Testament. Adultery, $ôdomy and masturbation are clearly condemned, marital relations are not. Also, puritans are an aberration of Christianity.

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 3 роки тому

      Caer Bannog no you don’t know what you’re talking about. Cause you’d know exactly where to point to when it mentions these things. Stop talking out of your ass to justify your deluded atheism

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 3 роки тому +3

      Caer Bannog Sodomy? Literally sodom and ghormerra and leviticus. Adultery? That’s a man taking another man’s wife or his betrothed. Once again written about in a specific law. Masturbation? Look for the account I mentioned that has the brother dropping dead after he doesn’t finish inside of his sister in law after his brother, her husband dies. You’ll see it mentions that he was supposed to finish inside her for his brother to come back in the regeneration. Martial relations? Sex? Of course not. Marriage is sex and the ceremony isn’t marriage. How many wives and concubines did Solomon have?

  • @ashleywilliams4665
    @ashleywilliams4665 5 років тому +109

    Well that’s officially my favorite “Let’s get to the numbers” transition.

  • @themonky5274
    @themonky5274 4 роки тому +3827

    "Black phillip did not care that i wanted to make the movie, and i respect it." i do respect the goat as well

    • @maysae.2010
      @maysae.2010 3 роки тому +11

      Well thank you for respecting me

    • @looseygoosey1349
      @looseygoosey1349 3 роки тому +23

      "1800 pounds of do whatever the heck I want."
      "I can respect that."
      Lincoln commercial.

    • @acealpine6806
      @acealpine6806 2 роки тому +9

      Likewise, later on, Black Philip did not want to become the main course at the family cookout, and I respected that as well. But he tasted good none the less.

    • @emberpowertcg7692
      @emberpowertcg7692 2 роки тому +1

      @@acealpine6806 good one

  • @sovietapples6122
    @sovietapples6122 5 років тому +742

    Me: sees a dog in a horror movie
    Also me: I think we all know where this is going

    • @quack606
      @quack606 5 років тому +7

      True

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 5 років тому +41

      There is a website called doesthedogdie.com
      It is a website that warns you about something that may trigger you in many movies, books, tv series and etc. (not only dog deaths).
      Not related but it's for people who are triggered by dog deaths and other things, that's it

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 5 років тому +5

      Yeah John Wick is not in the movie so he can save the good doggo

    • @chillx1539
      @chillx1539 5 років тому +2

      Mother Of dogs lol vegans be mad

    • @raidenkeify
      @raidenkeify 5 років тому +1

      Jojo too

  • @benjaminbass2607
    @benjaminbass2607 2 роки тому +279

    I always hated how the mother was so easily convinced by the children that her own daughter was a witch. But I feel like thats honestly how it was in those times. Someone as simple-minded as a child could get somone executed simply by lying

    • @nataliadoe7126
      @nataliadoe7126 2 роки тому +62

      I mean, the whole film was about when religion coupled with misogyny goes too far and pushes people over the edge. It’s happened way too often in history.

    • @jonasjelich4576
      @jonasjelich4576 2 роки тому +7

      Couldn't imagine living in these times really makes you see what nice pampered life's majority of people in the US have now

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Рік тому +10

      @@nataliadoe7126 Yeah. In light of that, it's really interesting that the mother is the most fervent proponent of that religion, as well as that misogyny. She distrusts and blames her daughter more than anyone else in the movie.

    • @daryno9048
      @daryno9048 Рік тому +5

      @@colinbaldwin313I get the feeling it’s also because she blame her for sam’s death because he was in her care when the witch stolen him so the mother didn’t really need convincing about her daughter

    • @eamer9400
      @eamer9400 Рік тому

      its very accurate im pretty sure in some cases of actual witch trials kids as young as 9 accused people and they believed it

  • @carnotv6136
    @carnotv6136 5 років тому +397

    Most horror movies don’t scare me. But this just freaks me out.

  • @lilyzoe3995
    @lilyzoe3995 5 років тому +510

    “The noisiest goddamn trees I ever heard” 😂😂

    • @bwaxl1705
      @bwaxl1705 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sporkmaker5150
      @Sporkmaker5150 5 років тому +4

      It's just that the monolith from 2001 is in there somewhere.

    • @Edward-Not-Elric
      @Edward-Not-Elric 4 роки тому

      [Time Stamp]
      2:48 2:48 2:48
      2:48 2:48 2:48
      2:48 2:48 2:48

  • @BlastGamer77
    @BlastGamer77 5 років тому +611

    "Black Philip told me you're a witch!"
    "Doesn't a black goat talking sound more like the devil trying to trick you?"
    "Oh yeah... Black Philip, are you evil?"
    *"No."*
    "Oh ok- Wait a second."

  • @someordinarydude9147
    @someordinarydude9147 2 роки тому +107

    I died with Caleb. "Bewitched, Gave all his love to JC" literally killed me lmfao. Dead.

  • @wiseguy01
    @wiseguy01 5 років тому +758

    I felt sorta bad for Thomasin at the end but her becoming a witch seemed inevitable with all that had happened to her. They had accused her so much of being a witch that she decided she’d become the very thing they feared in her for so long.

    I personally think Thomasin was in survival mode when she became a witch. She’s all alone in the world with no means of supporting herself, moving back to England or even the colony ( being the only survivor covered in her mom’s blood, she’d be executed on the spot) and is deliriously starving. Plus she was so repressed, she believes this would be her ticket to a good life.

    After her family was murdered she was a female teenage orphan in 17th century Massachusetts. A British colony ruled by a radical christian theocracy. At best she would have been a beggar until she eventually gets married and at worst she would end up dead.
    Her options were:
    1) Be homeless and risk enslavement or dying of hypothermia or dying of starvation.
    2) Join the coven that murdered her family and become a slave to Lucifer that feeds on other people's livestock at night like a wolf.
    Basically her life is horrible and she is as much a victim as her dead family. I personally wish her daddy had taken her back to that plantation and given her to a different family or found a guy to marry her... might not sound all that great but compared to what ended up happening to her that is about as close to a happy ending as she could have hoped for in those times. Sad story.

    • @ChadCurry
      @ChadCurry 5 років тому +50

      I see it as her finally being free.

    • @dchand3328
      @dchand3328 5 років тому +4

      Wasnt she already a witch? because i think she was the one who gave small kid to the witch

    • @wiseguy01
      @wiseguy01 5 років тому +79

      @@dchand3328 no, she didn't become a witch until the very end of the movie after she'd essentially lost everything that matters to her, including her faith in God.

    • @dchand3328
      @dchand3328 5 років тому +1

      annaѕтaѕjιa ok

    • @freeyourmind1529
      @freeyourmind1529 5 років тому +5

      ......
      Yeah I agree
      I think

  • @squeezyjibbz7407
    @squeezyjibbz7407 5 років тому +72

    The twins were most likely used by the coven of witches at the end to give themselves the ability to fly, similarly to the how baby Sam was used in the beginning for the same purpose.

  • @hotrod_
    @hotrod_ 5 років тому +354

    7:11
    She’s a witch- how do you know she’s a witch- well... she looks like one.

    • @nightskye5208
      @nightskye5208 5 років тому +9

      Did you dress her up like this?

    • @jahvahn5186
      @jahvahn5186 5 років тому +2

      U mean she's a vvitch

    • @TimBettsDisciple13
      @TimBettsDisciple13 5 років тому +7

      She turned me into a Newt!...I got better...

    • @hobbssha
      @hobbssha 5 років тому +3

      If she floats, shes a duck!

    • @zacgarbus
      @zacgarbus 5 років тому

      What else floats churches and very small rocks

  • @sicksadworld997
    @sicksadworld997 3 роки тому +68

    That part with the baby was always the most disturbing in my opinion. Kid deaths are hard for me to watch but the whole time I was actually terrified.

  • @aRandomMoormin
    @aRandomMoormin 5 років тому +94

    “I know some of you are watching this on your phones in broad daylight.”
    I’m feeling very attacked right now

  • @urielt1504
    @urielt1504 5 років тому +367

    It's called VVitch because the letter W and its vowel were not part of the original Latin alphabet and were not yet standardized during the time period depicted in the movie. When Germanic languages (including old English/Anglo-Saxon) Adapted that alphabet, they wrote double V or double U, which eventually merged together into a W. So, it was always pronounced Witch.

    • @urielt1504
      @urielt1504 5 років тому +31

      @Gobblarr "The spelling of the title "The VVitch" is how the word was written in the story's period because the letter "W" was not yet in common use at the time."
      literally, the first thing that comes up when you type "Why is the witch spelled VVitch?"
      (From the movie's imdb page)
      From wikipedia's page on the English Alphabet
      "The letters u and j, as distinct from v and i, were introduced in the 16th century, and w assumed the status of an independent letter."

    • @urielt1504
      @urielt1504 5 років тому +27

      @Gobblarr here, from the director himself:
      www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/46m0lf/im_robert_eggers_writerdirector_of_the_witch_ama/
      "In the period you see a lot of period sources with VV instead of W..."

    • @brianwiggins2169
      @brianwiggins2169 5 років тому +7

      Uriel T 16th century is the 1500s and if this movie takes place in the 1600s it had been around for a while. I’m using what you guys said as sources because I don’t feel like looking it up

    • @dbk_kvd
      @dbk_kvd 5 років тому +9

      @Gobblarr reddit moment

    • @ephin3242
      @ephin3242 5 років тому +31

      Gobblarr
      I don’t know the history of W, so I won’t comment on that, but your use of “r/whoosh” makes you look like a pompous dumbass, which is ironic, considering the rest of your comment is devoted to calling someone else out for being arrogant and wrong.
      First and foremost, commenting a subreddit serves no purpose in a UA-cam comment. Commenting *that* subreddit specifically is even worse since it completely defeats the purpose of the “whoosh” joke.
      Reread the parent comment. At no point are they correcting anyone on a joke, merely explaining something unexplained in the video. Your misuse if that sub is exactly why everyone else hates it.

  • @justinbel68
    @justinbel68 5 років тому +531

    Damn William’s voice is as deep as Tony Todd’s voice, maybe deeper.

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 5 років тому

      Can't imagine why

    • @Cha0tic_G00d
      @Cha0tic_G00d 5 років тому

      Yeah... They both have *really* deep voices.
      Who knows If one of them voiced Kratos in the most recent GoW

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 5 років тому

      @@Cha0tic_G00d I wouldn't be so sure, you should've seen Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldemort and heard his voice as Victor Quartermane

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 5 років тому

      @@Cha0tic_G00d Nope. Kratos is voiced by Christopher Judge.

    • @Cha0tic_G00d
      @Cha0tic_G00d 5 років тому +1

      @@bananatiergod 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏
      .
      .
      .
      𝙱𝙾𝚈

  • @cooperdavis8296
    @cooperdavis8296 3 роки тому +86

    William: **experiences anger in some form**
    The logs: oh no

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 4 роки тому +629

    Bruh, the dad has hectic base in his voice.

  • @HiddenInTheTruth
    @HiddenInTheTruth 5 років тому +54

    I'm glad you've made it official that no movie gets a dull Machete by default anymore.

  • @krewlex_ghost
    @krewlex_ghost 4 роки тому +429

    "Hmmm, I guess baby blood gives you wings"
    Redbull:...Guys, we can explain

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 4 роки тому +5

      Now that you mention it, wasn't there this theory about how Andrenochrome is obtained...? MAKES YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT?!

    • @deaditeera
      @deaditeera 3 роки тому +3

      😄

    • @bobtheturtle390
      @bobtheturtle390 3 роки тому

      @@SpikyAHOfficial it was the menace spider man.

  • @morganalabeille5004
    @morganalabeille5004 2 роки тому +34

    I am in love with the costumes and duologue in this movie. It's the first time I've ever seen early modern English used in a movie that's not a Shakespeare adaptation and it does so much to help bring the historical period to life

  • @tristanjones9080
    @tristanjones9080 5 років тому +741

    Movie title: The Witch
    Move thumbnail: The VVitch

    • @ilikethecokev2
      @ilikethecokev2 5 років тому +14

      In fairness the way it's written it looks like 2 V's

    • @gufaaahhh
      @gufaaahhh 5 років тому +38

      That D00d w wasn’t a thing at the time the movie is set in. People used a double V

    • @reggiedagoat6486
      @reggiedagoat6486 5 років тому +15

      John Roman really? didnt know that thats cool asf

    • @cris-fj7xc
      @cris-fj7xc 4 роки тому +1

      The 10th itch

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 4 роки тому

      @@gufaaahhh was about to say that!

  • @alexnotovechkin6630
    @alexnotovechkin6630 5 років тому +1019

    so is this a prequel to the movie hocus pocus

    • @darcym9638
      @darcym9638 5 років тому +53

      Clearly Thomasin is an ancestor to the Sanderson sisters, just look at Sarah. Like mother like daughter.

    • @willlyon7129
      @willlyon7129 5 років тому +1

      Probably not.

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 5 років тому +17

      At least they learned to wear clothes in the sequel

    • @monarch1649
      @monarch1649 5 років тому +3

      @@willlyon7129 No shit.

    • @alinadutra1400
      @alinadutra1400 5 років тому +1

      My mom told me that there is going to be a 2nd hocus pocus with the same 3 witches that were cast in the first

  • @zmatt007
    @zmatt007 5 років тому +315

    "Is he in hell?"
    "Uh...I hope not?"
    Dammit man that's pretty good

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 5 років тому +6

      Although humans are corrupted and he'll-bound as a result of the fall, a baby isn't in control of itself and is too innocent. Therefore it won't go to hell. Source: I'm Christian.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 роки тому

      @@MrGamelover23
      If you are athiest but are a very good person would you still go to hell?
      Just curious.

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 4 роки тому

      @@Raccon_Detective. ...tl:dr: I'm not a theologian, but probably, but hell is more about the lack of God than the hellfire and damnation. Everyone is sinful and doesn't deserve heaven, meaning everyone deserves hell. Human definitions of good are entirely our meaning, not God's. That said, God prefers atheists to lukewarm Christianity.

  • @appaearly175
    @appaearly175 4 роки тому +82

    James’s Black Phillip voice is killing me it’s so great.

  • @jonathanzamora7855
    @jonathanzamora7855 5 років тому +188

    I don’t know why I laughed when he was like “oohhh maybe it’s a good witch?” ... *scared* “OH NO THATS A BAD WITCH LAUGH.”

  • @safetynet11
    @safetynet11 4 роки тому +336

    "Well hey Black Phillip, when did you become a jingley jangley pirate?" Lmao. For real though, Black Phillip's voice is creepy AF.

    • @ketzexi6276
      @ketzexi6276 4 роки тому +23

      I found his voice insanely soothing lol

    • @floral2743
      @floral2743 4 роки тому +6

      @@ketzexi6276 same. He better make a asmr channel

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers 4 роки тому +1

      @@floral2743 BRO. My thoughts _exactly._ 😂

    • @Yeti-xc4jg
      @Yeti-xc4jg 3 роки тому +2

      @@Kiss_My_Aspergers talking goat asmr

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 3 роки тому +1

      @@ketzexi6276 He should cover some Barry White songs

  • @racerealistjoker2516
    @racerealistjoker2516 5 років тому +817

    boy: sees 0.001 cm² of bare skin on female
    puritan father: GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THAT SIN M8

    • @Gavin_Malak
      @Gavin_Malak 5 років тому +4

      when i wrote this reply it had 69 likes

    • @alexmarshall2015
      @alexmarshall2015 5 років тому +6

      almighty salmon Now it has 70 thanks to me lol

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 5 років тому +3

      @@alexmarshall2015 HOW COULD YOU

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 5 років тому +1

      M9*

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 5 років тому +2

      They're not actually puritans. They are separatist.

  • @peachyqueen4399
    @peachyqueen4399 3 роки тому +52

    "Black Philip did not care that I wanted to make this movie." Yeah. That makes sense. He IS a goat. I don't think sitting him down for a serious chat was going to change anything.

  • @blackfyre7900
    @blackfyre7900 4 роки тому +107

    "I bet before their banishment, they were best friends with Abigail Williams!" Such a good reference. The twins genuinely did just give me the same exact vibe.

  • @t-r3y
    @t-r3y 5 років тому +237

    Caleb's death: Gave all his love to JC
    This is why this channel is so great😂

    • @RadekCrazy1
      @RadekCrazy1 5 років тому +3

      Also, Being crushed by the logs of frustration :D :D

  • @JB49105
    @JB49105 4 роки тому +523

    The devil: kills her whole family
    Thomasin: yeah sure I’ll join your cult

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 3 роки тому +134

      to be fair, her mom was awful to her and tried to kill her. her dad locked her up with the goat that could be the devil, plus was gonna send her away. the twins were the worst, lazy, and accused her of being a witch. caleb was the better sibling but maybe for the *wrong* reasons. poor sammy was the only one cool with her. so she was not respected nor loved by her family.

    • @topeee
      @topeee 3 роки тому +4

      @@Digmer caleb is cool with her

    • @eddymercan7487
      @eddymercan7487 3 роки тому +33

      @@Digmer To be fair, assuming they didn't hallucinate the entire thing from blighted crops the witches and the devil set up or exploited most of that
      Like are you really gonna tell me Caleb deserved to be raped by the monster who turned his infant brother to flight-juice?

    • @sweetbunnybun
      @sweetbunnybun 3 роки тому +4

      @@eddymercan7487 well he had some bad thoughts, also you read too much into this, hallucinating from crops isn't scary

    • @devinthorn8182
      @devinthorn8182 3 роки тому +3

      It was that or die in the woods lol tf is a thirteen year old gonna do? The land and woods are barren, it’s probably cold af, and she is not very close to anyone. Of course it was all engineered by the devil but that’s neither here nor there by that point

  • @EvelynSpeedwagon
    @EvelynSpeedwagon 3 роки тому +50

    *Caleb: Bewitched, gave all his love to JC*
    I love this show.

  • @GHILII
    @GHILII 4 роки тому +323

    No one:
    The butter on the shelf behind James: "..."

  • @V2Itself
    @V2Itself 5 років тому +85

    This is probably my favorite horror movie. As someone who was raised in a very religious household this movie strongly spoke to me. Also the score is the most horrific thing ive ever heard

    • @V2Itself
      @V2Itself 5 років тому +18

      @Mario Miceli as James said this movie is very polarising. Many people find it very boring and many thinks it's brilliant. I personally think it's masterfully made but anyone can have any opinion on any movie it really just depends on how it speaks to you

    • @rageinducer2455
      @rageinducer2455 5 років тому +6

      @Mario Miceli I dunno, i'd take this as a legit horror movie over the overrated, commercialized ones with thousands of sequels.

    • @rageinducer2455
      @rageinducer2455 5 років тому +11

      @Mario Miceli You do know "horror" just doesn't mean scary, right? Atmospheric/ discomfort/unease also counts, which this movie has a lot of.
      Salo, a serban film and even cannibal holocaust aren't considered scary movies in my opinion, but they sure as hell are horror ones.

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 5 років тому +2

      Even though i already watch this on cinema sins, the movie analysis legit make me feel scared.
      This is a horror close to real life.

    • @arceus223
      @arceus223 5 років тому +2

      @Mario Miceli uh edgy

  • @hannah_rose342
    @hannah_rose342 5 років тому +277

    i get why people die in this movie now; the governor is literally death.

    • @Ryandavis62095
      @Ryandavis62095 5 років тому +1

      The Goat. Not the governor

    • @hannah_rose342
      @hannah_rose342 5 років тому +4

      Ryan Davis no you don’t understand my reference. the guy who is the governor plays death in something else.

  • @NoahDaArk
    @NoahDaArk 3 роки тому +565

    As a Christian this film has, surprisingly, a lot of good allegorical bits. While I’m sure you can easily interpret the film any other way you like, here are two major things to know:
    1. The family is *deadset* on being pure and free from sin, when in reality God does not call for his followers to be perfect. He knows that as flesh bound humans were going to sin, it’s been burned into our very nature sadly. He does not expect Christians to be perfect when trapped in our fleshy bodies, and the harder we try to be perfect the easier it is for us to sin.
    2. The family values what *their* doctrine says over what *The Bible* says. Not once in this movie does the family read from a Bible (which would have been the most important item in the household), which means that the whole time they weren’t following what God said. Instead of reading the Book Of John 3:16, they were instead reading the Book Of Humans 6:66

    • @ToyMaggie13
      @ToyMaggie13 3 роки тому +13

      So true! 👏

    • @Kapnohuxi_folium
      @Kapnohuxi_folium 3 роки тому +60

      Definitely agree as a catholic. They had no pillar for the faith in their life. Simply what they thought was holy and righteous. Inevitably it became their downfall which I pity to a great deal.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 2 роки тому +4

      Still don’t get the movie’s connection with Christians and Witches tho. I don’t think they are mentioned in the Bible, not once.

    • @bullseye5202
      @bullseye5202 2 роки тому +31

      @@surrk1057 Witches were a huge part of European folklore, and much of that was carried over by Puritan families that settled in New England.

    • @greynotchristian
      @greynotchristian 2 роки тому +1

      Well that ruins it