STARBUCKS | Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @corbanx0809
    @corbanx0809 Рік тому +193

    "...bring your own cup but can't make your own damn coffee." ^^ This is gold.

    • @betsybarnicle8016
      @betsybarnicle8016 11 місяців тому +4

      The psychology of it is sad.

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 9 місяців тому +1

      😅😅🤷‍♀️

    • @Saxofaxo
      @Saxofaxo 6 місяців тому

      not really gold. Starbucks is such a trash production company. And people think its normal. Absolutely insane

  • @yellowleaf28
    @yellowleaf28 Рік тому +277

    Gaiffigan has one of the most unique, recognizable voices. Pixar should hire him for something

    • @tanykiat
      @tanykiat Рік тому +26

      they did for "Luca'

    • @sidvicious332
      @sidvicious332 Рік тому +14

      He does have a great pixar charator voice. Now I can't not hear it. Jim has such range.

    • @ENFPerspectives
      @ENFPerspectives Рік тому +9

      Thats his retirement plan job.

    • @CindyReseck
      @CindyReseck 7 місяців тому +2

      He was awesome in unfrosted

    • @jeffclark5268
      @jeffclark5268 12 днів тому

      He was even better in both Super Troopers

  • @ringave
    @ringave 4 місяці тому +41

    The talent of Gaffigan is being hilarious without saying one bad word. It's clean fun comedy, not easy to deliver.

    • @pcm9969
      @pcm9969 День тому

      Working clean is working without a net. A comic who goes blue will always get the cheap laugh from the idiot in n the back. But if a clean joke fails, you get silence!

  • @markhardwick8032
    @markhardwick8032 Рік тому +177

    “You’ve never seen someone work so hard, but you wish they’d pick up the pace a little” so true of so many customer service things 😂

    • @TattedIrishxxx
      @TattedIrishxxx Рік тому +6

      Yes. 😆

    • @jamesmack3314
      @jamesmack3314 Рік тому +2

      Another attribute of this young generation, never any sense of urgency to speak of in terms of service, at least

    • @gaelstrarai
      @gaelstrarai 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@jamesmack3314Because they know that even if they go as fast as humanly possible, it will never be fast enough. Society needs to chill a bit in that regard.

    • @jamesmack3314
      @jamesmack3314 10 місяців тому +4

      @@gaelstrarai ok but maybe they also need to show some occasional energy instead of apathy

    • @TREVINparty
      @TREVINparty 4 місяці тому +1

      @@gaelstrarai for real no matter how fast or slow we go, people are gonna be angry and mad and we wont be paid any different

  • @garypelled6243
    @garypelled6243 Рік тому +165

    The man is hysterical and does so without cursing 👍☮️

  • @nadinerogers5653
    @nadinerogers5653 11 місяців тому +18

    Jim Gaffigan is the most hilarious person! I've been living in Nepal for the last 18 years and just heard of him in the past couple months! I am so thrilled there's this giant catalogue of videos to watch! SO FUNNY!

  • @dianeleirer9878
    @dianeleirer9878 Рік тому +118

    Jim Gaffigan is brilliant.

    • @thechickennugget30
      @thechickennugget30 Рік тому +9

      I like how UA-cam thinks this needs to be translated 😂

    • @briandeschene8424
      @briandeschene8424 Рік тому +3

      @@thechickennugget30
      This type of technology is being asked to drive cars on the same roads as you and your family.

  • @vib.3969
    @vib.3969 4 місяці тому +22

    Jim is THE best! I never get tired of listening 😂!

  • @madagray4384
    @madagray4384 Рік тому +141

    I’m literally at Starbucks right now as I watch this video! My experience is playing out exactly as he’s describing. 😅

  • @bubbledoubletrouble
    @bubbledoubletrouble Рік тому +83

    Shades of “Anybody driving faster than you is a maniac and anybody driving slower than you is a moron” 😂

    • @ahvavee
      @ahvavee 7 місяців тому +2

      CARLIN!!!

    • @swill1020
      @swill1020 3 місяці тому +1

      George Carlin. “Freak accident on the 5. 2 freaks rear ended 4 freaks in a bus

  • @ItIsJustJudy
    @ItIsJustJudy Рік тому +39

    The Dunkin Donuts described was perfect, lol!

  • @zp1681
    @zp1681 9 місяців тому +14

    I get to see him tonight at winstar. Im the luckiest guy in the universe.

  • @stefanieclark2804
    @stefanieclark2804 Рік тому +77

    🤩😍 Jim Gaffigan, your comedy is truly brilliant! Could listen to you all day. Thank-you! Love you! ❤😇🙏

  • @brittneythompson7218
    @brittneythompson7218 11 місяців тому +18

    This is so brilliant. I worked at Starbucks 15 years ago and some of this was not the case back then, but most of it are all things I laughed about while working there!

  • @kathyward1359
    @kathyward1359 Рік тому +15

    One of his best...spot on!

  • @christinelafromboise6731
    @christinelafromboise6731 9 місяців тому +7

    😂 That was hilarious, Satan.

    • @Bur6212
      @Bur6212 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s Satin

  • @TheBent139
    @TheBent139 Рік тому +9

    Comedy is medication. These clips help me get through life. I have terrible anxiety. And panic attacks are not a good look for a 6' foot, 200 lb man. I just live my life waiting for something to go wrong. Kind of the opposite of all those self-help books. Ironically, my girlfriend studies psychology and my next😢 closet female friend is a therapist (who is a prototypical Starbucks addict), and my mother was a psychologist. So I have heard (and rejected) it all. I frustate them to no end, but they still love me, bless them.
    Jim relaxes me more than any of that stuff. Here he is saying what I am thinking when I get dragged into a Starbucks. It is to me the armpit of humanity. He captures the smugness of the place so well. I don't even like coffee, so this world is completely alien to me. I am the guy ordering the cocoa. And I do get those condescending looks. In Jim's honor those orders will now be coming from Satan.

  • @TwizzlerGirl
    @TwizzlerGirl Рік тому +19

    1:22 OMFG IM DYING WHEN HE SPEAKS IN THE SATAN VOICE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eggiesammich
    @eggiesammich 9 місяців тому +11

    I worked at Starbucks in a quaint downtown area many years ago... It was such a magical experience, we knew all the regulars by name and order and went a full year with no employee turnover. I have friends I made there who I still see regularly 15+ years later. It is a very different place now with mobile orders and viral recipes and entitled customers. I do not envy the baristas in the slightest!

  • @goatsplitter
    @goatsplitter Рік тому +9

    Always, always delivers. Constantly

  • @chelonnyamidas
    @chelonnyamidas Рік тому +38

    Hilarious. Such a great parody of Starbuks! 🤣

  • @DR_L3G0
    @DR_L3G0 Рік тому +16

    I was waiting for this one. BAH BUM-BUM BUM

  • @preciousone5496
    @preciousone5496 Рік тому +26

    It takes an amazing person to do that job. I could NEVER do it.

    • @CalFunInSun
      @CalFunInSun Рік тому +3

      I always figured they’re just amped up on free all-they-can-drink Starbucks’s

    • @pineconeeagleman6101
      @pineconeeagleman6101 8 місяців тому

      @@CalFunInSunironically they’ve cracked down on that recently lol

    • @user-xl7dn3zu6t
      @user-xl7dn3zu6t 6 місяців тому

      Yeah mixing shit in a cup takes so much skill.

  • @notquiteultralight1701
    @notquiteultralight1701 Рік тому +26

    Jim! Your talents are so needed right now! Thank you for this! I needed this!!😊🙏

  • @marzinjedi6437
    @marzinjedi6437 Рік тому +9

    I served a barista coffee in my house once and they raved about how good my coffee was and it was Maxwell house coffee out of a Mr Coffee coffee maker that I poured through the grounds a second time for flavor that barista couldn’t believe that good coffee ☕️ can be made with cheap ingredients and just a pinch of salt in the coffee grounds !

  • @ellonysman
    @ellonysman Рік тому +29

    Oooooh my gosh...he's so funny and hitting my tickle bone so right one, makes me feel complete...until the show is over! NOoooooo, more! Dont go Jim!!!! Noooooo. Hes' too good.

  • @maryjojaggar9254
    @maryjojaggar9254 Рік тому +14

    The accuracy!!🤣

  • @MindHunger
    @MindHunger Рік тому +5

    I love that Jim Gaffigan provides his own soundtrack: _🎶Baa Bum-bum-bum. Baa Bum-bum-bum🎶_

  • @lemongavine
    @lemongavine Рік тому +80

    Dunkin’ Donuts is empty inside, but the drive-through is lined up out to the freeway

    • @Zoe-c9z
      @Zoe-c9z Рік тому +1

      Unfilled

    • @Zoe-c9z
      @Zoe-c9z Рік тому +1

      7-11

    • @jerryhello
      @jerryhello Рік тому +3

      Their coffee is absolute swill

    • @Terence-g2q
      @Terence-g2q 4 місяці тому +2

      True story, me at DD , a Saturday Morning 10am:
      Me: ‘May I have half a dozen glazed and half a dozen chocolate-covered…’
      DD kid: ‘ Sorry we don’t have any glazed…’
      Me : ‘No problem, just give me a dozen chocolate-covered…’
      DD kid: ‘Sorry we don’t have any chocolate-covered donuts either’
      Me: ‘Wait -what? How does that happen? Your manager must be an idiot’
      DD kid: ‘ You better leave or I’m calling the police…’
      Now we know why they changed their name to just Dunkin’-- because they don’t have any f//king donuts!

    • @weswatson5340
      @weswatson5340 2 місяці тому +1

      They only heat donuts up anymore and that donut scent, that’s one of those timed sprayers like in some bathrooms but donut scented. Krispy Kreme still does it right.

  • @tacobowler
    @tacobowler Рік тому +213

    I once watched a barista being trained. The manager gave her a laminated copy of the side of the cup and just gave the strangest orders they’d ever gotten or thought of for an hour.

    • @sidvicious332
      @sidvicious332 Рік тому +19

      Thats a good way to do it and learn

    • @cucamongaduke3600
      @cucamongaduke3600 Рік тому +14

      You stood there and watched them for an hour?!

    • @tacobowler
      @tacobowler Рік тому +38

      @@cucamongaduke3600 I may have been one of the people using the shop as a glorified unemployment office…

    • @SpearMorgan01
      @SpearMorgan01 11 місяців тому +2

    • @pcm9969
      @pcm9969 День тому +1

      You have to be of a certain age to get this one, but I was at a coffee shop ordering their Ho Ho Mint special. Without thinking, I went up and asked for a large Ho Chi Minh. The barista was 20 something, so she had no idea what I was saying. How to instantly age yourself!

  • @Arieslove176
    @Arieslove176 6 місяців тому +3

    This is golden and a great way to start my day

  • @matthewvanover4580
    @matthewvanover4580 Рік тому +50

    Love your comedy Jim! You rock!

  • @icingcake
    @icingcake Рік тому +24

    Don’t forget the cops already on the scene at DD 😂

    • @souperstar7050
      @souperstar7050 Рік тому +5

      Good one.

    • @bufutootoo4533
      @bufutootoo4533 Рік тому +1

      The last two times I went to my local DD there was at least one cop there, and most recently there were four. It’s like they’re multiplying

  • @beththecatlover
    @beththecatlover 6 місяців тому +2

    Man, did this start my day off great! I'm cracking up! All this SO TRUE!! But "Satin" was the icing on the cake!🤣😆🤣

  • @onemercilessming1342
    @onemercilessming1342 Рік тому +43

    OMG! At 3:58... There was a woman in Starbuck's interviewing candidates for a job as a wedding planner. Loudly. Those of us who wanted to just sip coffee and check our emails and ebay orders just left. Not one of the candidates asked WHY the position was open. The way the interviewer was conducting the interview, those kids had no idea what they were letting themselves in for with the b*tch. She gave conflicting expectations and you just knew that she'd be impossible to please with bridezillas just making things worse. I wanted to scream at those very young girls, "Run!! As far and as fast as you can!!! This demon-woman will drive you batsh*t. Run!"

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Рік тому +7

      There’s something fishy about having a job interview at a Starbucks. Don’t they have an office or place of business? If they work from home then why is their home office not suitable for interviews? That whole thing was weird. I wish you could have told those girls to run!

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 Рік тому

      That whole wedding thing is ridiculous! Marriage is a baggy pants farce!

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 Рік тому +4

      Using Starbucks as an office is inappropriate and I wish they’d kick those people out, whether they’re interviewing people or setting up their computer to work there for the day. Starbucks has destroyed the purpose of a cafe: socializing.

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 Рік тому +1

      @@genxx2724 if you weren’t so much of a Philistine you would be at a local coffee shop. Starbucks is so pedestrian!! I go to my local coffee shop. Not to be seen but to drink coffee and meet interesting people.

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 Рік тому +3

      @@johnjohnson3709 You clearly didn’t understand my post.

  • @moxieepoxy9544
    @moxieepoxy9544 Рік тому +8

    Jim rocks!

  • @deborahmillette
    @deborahmillette Рік тому +23

    James you’re hilarious! God bless you and your family!!! 😂

  • @per_growth
    @per_growth 10 днів тому

    This guy NEVER disappoints!! I've never seen one clip of his that didn't brighten up my day!

  • @kooale
    @kooale Рік тому +5

    Absolute perfection, Jim G. at his very best. Doesn't anybody else here hate their coffee? Starbucks - no thanks - never!

    • @mel3256
      @mel3256 6 місяців тому

      Literally horrible coffee. Completely over roasted crap. Americans have zero idea about good coffee.

  • @susanwest8239
    @susanwest8239 Рік тому +3

    I adore your wonderful humor!❤ I have a constant smile on my face. Love, secondary Grandma

    • @susanwest8239
      @susanwest8239 Рік тому

      @jerryneuumannn wonderful. I love your show!

  • @wlkbeastmode-issiap.346
    @wlkbeastmode-issiap.346 Рік тому +9

    Wow too funny and true thanks Jim

  • @Baileypatt97
    @Baileypatt97 Рік тому +24

    Hilarious! Love Jim’s comedy.

  • @mlsaulnier
    @mlsaulnier Рік тому +21

    I have a tall coffee for satin, that's Satan....dying

  • @davcar23
    @davcar23 Рік тому +7

    That Mannheim Steamroller bit got me 😆😆😆

  • @greghetrick5804
    @greghetrick5804 3 дні тому

    Best comedian ever!! Laughter is healing!!

  • @leslieperkins2722
    @leslieperkins2722 Рік тому +117

    The next time I am in Starbucks I am going to say my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen.

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim Рік тому +5

      Well, they'll just use the first name, anyway. :)

    • @leslieperkins2722
      @leslieperkins2722 Рік тому +8

      @@drinkinslim on Will and Grace, that name was the character Karen’s alias.

    • @powerhouse884
      @powerhouse884 Рік тому

      @@drinkinslimExactly… lol🙄
      People trying to be funny need to actually be smart about it.

    • @Joshua-qs3up
      @Joshua-qs3up 9 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TaylorAmelia
      @TaylorAmelia 8 місяців тому

      @@leslieperkins2722we know

  • @ParkerBG
    @ParkerBG Рік тому +4

    “Hey, if you don’t like it, you don’t have to go there..” (in that old third-person voice Jim used to use 😂)

  • @anaibarra1686
    @anaibarra1686 Рік тому +5

    😂 grow up, Dan!! (Pa-papa-pum)

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives Рік тому +3

    A day in the life of Jim's brain. 😂 Wait, I am there....everyday. That's why his comedy is so relatable.

  • @strattonskier7229
    @strattonskier7229 Рік тому +1

    Just brilliant. Love you and your mind.

  • @krisquigley4497
    @krisquigley4497 Рік тому +11

    I can't order at a Starbuck's drive through without laughing.

  • @joeybel
    @joeybel Рік тому +8

    Love this, Jim!!

  • @medusagorgon9
    @medusagorgon9 Рік тому +7

    You've never seen anyone work so hard in your life. But you really wish they would pick up the pace. 🤣😅

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 Рік тому +14

    3:47 “Starbucks is not only a coffee shop, it’s also an upscale unemployment office!” That is so true.

  • @ocasanas
    @ocasanas 9 місяців тому +1

    This, if not yet, needs to be a classic video to watch over and over like the Mr. Bean welcome to hell video. It was so funny, and so relatable. I'm currently in another country where Starbucks is slowly growing, and I can begin to see the same evolution in people as the ones going to the US Starbucks.

  • @outdoordauber
    @outdoordauber Рік тому +8

    No Starbucks near me so the Dunkin's are always PACKED!!

  • @phyllisnunn2061
    @phyllisnunn2061 11 місяців тому +2

    SO good, Jim!!!!!

  • @BeingArtful
    @BeingArtful 6 місяців тому +2

    Comedians are so creative. How they monopolize on the minutiae of life is amazing. They say things you couldn't get away with in real time.

  • @bonwatcher
    @bonwatcher 5 місяців тому +3

    Getting Satan's name wrong at the end was just... so accurate.

  • @B-Moye
    @B-Moye Рік тому +1

    I love the transition Christmas music

  • @noraelam-cx1xp
    @noraelam-cx1xp Рік тому +11

    So funny 😆😂🤣 Thanks, Jim, for this very funny story and so true. The original intent of Starbucks was to have a wonderful place to come for socializing and, of course, have great coffee ☕️ However, as usual, Americans took it to far. We as a nation are spoiled. Let’s get back to simply cultivating relationships and spend time to get to know our own selves and then get to know others. We could resolve and restore a lot of things with awesome communication AND for us to truly listen to one another. God bless Jim and his continued success to help all of us laugh. God bless all of you with gifts and blessings. ❤❤❤

  • @linnaeusshecut3959
    @linnaeusshecut3959 Рік тому +2

    I have a Rancilio grinder and espresso maker. I look forward each morning to making my own caffè latte.

  • @Gabrielle937
    @Gabrielle937 9 місяців тому +1

    The best! 😂😂

  • @Starseedtarot123
    @Starseedtarot123 Рік тому +1

    Love this funniest guy in the world

  • @kayladawn
    @kayladawn Рік тому +1

    😂 I'm so glad I waited till the end😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @pa4625
    @pa4625 9 місяців тому +3

    Can you move your fax machine😂😂😂😂

  • @pa4625
    @pa4625 11 місяців тому +5

    Dunkin active crime acene🤣🤣🤣

  • @justinroden2148
    @justinroden2148 Рік тому +122

    As a barista for the last 8 years at the bucks, this is 100% accurate. The only complaint I have is when he says you've never seen someone work as hard but wish they could pick up the pace. Ya'll have NO IDEA how many uber/ mobile/ and cafe orders we get backed up with RELENTLESSLY at times in a high volume store. The line is more like a concentration camp and customers forget that we're ya know HUMAN and have two hands but are forced gunpoint for the sake of our shitty livelihood to say '' as you wish''

    • @travispertson2325
      @travispertson2325 Рік тому +15

      Stay strong my friend, nothing is forever! Having said that self righteous saying, lol, THANK YOU, FOR ALL THE GREAT COFFEES YOU HAVE MADE, for all of us impatient caffeine addicts. YOUR AWESOME!!! 🤙🏼💖

    • @PurposeTravel
      @PurposeTravel Рік тому +14

      Yeah, ok. You need to pick up the pace.

    • @darnley9241
      @darnley9241 Рік тому +6

      The whole routine is slamming Starbucks. He's with you, not against you!

    • @ENFPerspectives
      @ENFPerspectives Рік тому +1

      ​@@darnley9241she just venting

    • @ENFPerspectives
      @ENFPerspectives Рік тому +2

      Thank you

  • @joannafoster3423
    @joannafoster3423 Рік тому +1

    Perfect!

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 Рік тому +21

    I used to work at Starbucks for a number of years. We always joked that we were glorified drug dealers. I say "joked," even though that's literally, factually what we were. People always rag on the folks getting complicated, fussy orders, but that I get. What I don't understand are the people who just get regular, black coffee. For starters, Starbucks' coffee beans aren't very good, but also, it's trivially easy to make drip/black coffee at home. Getting a complicated espresso drink makes sense because even making a single, plain shot of espresso at home is incredibly difficult and incredibly expensive. The grinder alone will run you anywhere from several hundred dollars for a manual, no frills grinder, to several thousand for an electric grinder. And contrary to anything that might make any sense, the grinder is the most important part of espresso making. More important than the espresso machine and more important the coffee beans, even.

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim Рік тому +1

      LOL, "literally" and "factually" mean you actually were drug dealers. 😅

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 Рік тому +9

      @@drinkinslim Caffeine is a drug. We sold a drug.

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd Рік тому +5

      People go for the ambience and the luxury of sitting there for hours with their laptop, something like a temporary office for a few hours. They are basically paying for the real estate. If they are there for just black coffee and not spending time there, then it is a very expensive drink.

    • @pandoraeeris7860
      @pandoraeeris7860 Рік тому +4

      I don't know about others, but I get a regular tall coffee because I am homeless, it is the cheapest drink, and I use the App so I can get as many free refills per day as I want.
      Basically, for $3.09 I can sit all day in Starbucks and play video games on my laptop, sucking down as much coffee as I want, instead of doing whatever it is other homeless people do.
      Plus, after I rack up 200 pts. from buyimg regular coffee (and the promos make this really easy) I get a free absurd coffee drink, like a quad shot mocha or something.

  • @jblanton430
    @jblanton430 Рік тому +20

    As a daily Starbucks customer, I have to commend all the baristas for being hardworking and patient. Most are adorable and know their stuff. Leave my Starbucks alone -though you’re very funny!

    • @tf4606
      @tf4606 Рік тому +4

      Adorable is vital when it comes to coffee 😝

    • @GarrettLeeR.
      @GarrettLeeR. Рік тому +1

      Lighten up Franny. The best coffee is made at home.

  • @sgr995
    @sgr995 Рік тому +1

    Genius!

  • @ellenh9381
    @ellenh9381 Рік тому +12

    My town of 28,000 got a Starbucks for the first time a few years ago. Today there were 11 people waiting inside who had ordered their drink, the cars were lined up 3/4 around the building, the pickup area for internet orders was rotating through a steady five-six drinks, there were seven people behind the counter working furiously to keep up. It took 15 minutes waiting for a caramel macchiato. Probably won’t go back on a Sunday.

  • @agenahurrle7223
    @agenahurrle7223 Рік тому +1

    LOOOVE LOOOVE LOOOVE THIS!!! 😂

  • @normanpaterson
    @normanpaterson Рік тому +63

    Very well done, next time perhaps you can put in a joke about how darned expensive those drinks are too!

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +5

      No poo! I was with a friend who was shopping for a wedding present, & I’m not used to shopping. I was nearly sleepwalking & she suggested a pumpkin spice something since there was a Starbucks 100’ in front of us & another one 100’ behind us. Two small funny coffees $14! Sorriest “coffee” ever & didn’t taste anything like pumpkin spice.

    • @Macsrus5
      @Macsrus5 Рік тому +4

      Oh come on 🤣 it’s pretty yummy😊

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy Рік тому +5

      He ordered a black coffee, it costs him nothing. It's like air.

    • @joseville
      @joseville Рік тому +3

      I saw Bill Gates walk out of a Star Bucks. He said it's high way robbery.
      - copied from Conan's rant about Whole Foods

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Рік тому

      @@sunshine3914That a large section of the public doesn’t question paying almost $20 for two small coffees is ludicrous. It’s not even amazing coffee or anything, you could make your own as good/better for far cheaper. Another reason so many people are drowning in debt, never questioning bleeding a veritable fortune on “fashionable” brands.

  • @LisaGemini
    @LisaGemini Рік тому +6

    Breast milk! 😂😂 You’re hilarious, Jim! But I prefer Panera Bread coffee. ❤

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim Рік тому +1

      Ew, I don't think I'd like a coffee with bread in it. 😉

  • @henrikharbin5521
    @henrikharbin5521 Рік тому +5

    I haven't been to a Starbucks by choice since January 1996. But when I did go, I would just order 'the biggest Hammerhead you have, two sugars, one cream, please". Then I would pay and walk out. Really easy.

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 Рік тому

      That was back when you could get a ceramic cup. Drinking coffee from a paper cup holds no attraction for me.

  • @tomday1318
    @tomday1318 7 місяців тому +1

    Love it. I miss the ordinary pot of coffee free refills.

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 Рік тому +3

    Im the same way at Chickie Filet with the app. I order on the app. Drive up and the line is out the wazoo. I hit the scanner and then breeze on by all the suckers in line!

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 Рік тому +2

    Genius😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @TeddGCM
    @TeddGCM Рік тому +4

    You got coffee back there? Well you should drink some of it so you'll move it!

    • @paulc7590
      @paulc7590 Рік тому +3

      Ahh. A John Pinette fan.

    • @a.m.a.484
      @a.m.a.484 Рік тому

      Hahaha laughing out loud with this one! 😂🤣😅

  • @ladyfreedomsrawnarratives
    @ladyfreedomsrawnarratives Рік тому +1

    All of it, yes! 🤣

  • @mashtater996
    @mashtater996 6 місяців тому

    Brilliant work Jimbo

    • @mashtater996
      @mashtater996 6 місяців тому

      This one brought me to laughing tears

  • @jeffsmith2070
    @jeffsmith2070 11 місяців тому +2

    The last time I entered a Dunkin Doughnuts it literally was a crime scene!

  • @saschamaj
    @saschamaj Рік тому +3

    Support your local coffee shop! Starbucks is the McDonald's of coffee.

  • @slane_design
    @slane_design Рік тому +1

    so accurate!

  • @EnlightnMe48
    @EnlightnMe48 Місяць тому

    Jim is....❤😂

  • @lindaori5315
    @lindaori5315 Рік тому

    Thisis m absolute FAV video 😂❗️🤣😎🥰

  • @thebasicbaephilosopher
    @thebasicbaephilosopher 3 місяці тому

    As someone who loves Starbucks I feel justifiably called out 😂😂 Absolutely hilarious bit!!

  • @CA-lf7jt
    @CA-lf7jt Рік тому

    The office guy!! I saw him Friday

  • @WilliamFoster-g3g
    @WilliamFoster-g3g 11 місяців тому

    Jim gaffigan is super hilarious guy in comedy

  • @river8760
    @river8760 11 місяців тому +3

    That’s exactly how Starbucks is 😂

  • @FatGuyTries
    @FatGuyTries Рік тому +1

    Please bring back dinner with the Gaffigan's😊

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim Рік тому

      *Gaffigans ;)

    • @FatGuyTries
      @FatGuyTries Рік тому +2

      @@drinkinslim* I use voice to text I'm surprised it didn't catch that ;)

    • @FatGuyTries
      @FatGuyTries Рік тому +1

      @@drinkinslim just for shits and giggles say gaffigan's in your voice to text to see if it does the same thing. What's crazy is it didn't even capitalize his last name.

  • @joylynne1343
    @joylynne1343 Рік тому +5

    🎉😃Oh good!!! Oh good!!! 😃🎉 ...
    ... More Jim Gaffigan!!! ...
    ... Making me laugh again ... ...
    ... and again ... and again ...
    It's a Medical Miracle!!! 😂🤣💯
    Thank Youuuu!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @froggybug
    @froggybug 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 he is SO funny😂😂😂😂

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives Рік тому +2

    People pay to wait at a snail's pace for coffee that cost too much

  • @sugarshamrock
    @sugarshamrock 7 місяців тому +1

    This is so true and it is painful lol

  • @JackieOgle
    @JackieOgle Рік тому

    Lol! I love him...

  • @Splash_of_Freedom
    @Splash_of_Freedom 11 місяців тому

    So true about Dunkin it's always empty inside

  • @Pee-Pad
    @Pee-Pad 4 місяці тому

    During the “war on Christmas,” I told them my name was “Warren Christmas.”
    I wish it got a laugh but I enjoyed hearing it.