"Canadians are Weird..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Pale Tourist)

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  • @heyman5525
    @heyman5525 Рік тому +70

    I can't get over how heart warningly generous and flattering this act is to the Canadians, despite the fact that it's all insulting. Bravo.

    • @September2004
      @September2004 Рік тому +2

      David Cross touched on this. His basic premise was that over a century of being neighbours and the only thing they could think of to make of us was how nice we were.

    • @stevejones924
      @stevejones924 11 днів тому +1

      have you seen the other canadian bit from jimmy?

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 4 роки тому +1871

    As a Canadian, I can assure you that “There’s a youth hockey team staying in every hotel in Canada” is the truest thing ever said about Canada.

  • @bradebronson8835
    @bradebronson8835 4 роки тому +642

    I'm part of a Youth Hockey Team and I haven't been home in 3 years.

  • @johns2546
    @johns2546 3 роки тому +176

    Gaffigan uses irony and understatement so cleverly. I just love how respectful and genuinely self-deprecating he is. He shows you can be hilarious without being unkind or vulgar. I'm a true fan!

  • @christianshute1818
    @christianshute1818 4 роки тому +1069

    Two friends and I travelled from the US to Australia. All three of us are from Colorado. While traveling by train from Melbourne to Sydney we went to the "snack" car. As we waited in line, an elderly woman got in line behind us. We immediately asked her to go ahead of us, we were in no hurry. The woman stepped in front of us and said, "you boys are so nice. What part of Canada are you from?"

    • @IAmAlgolei
      @IAmAlgolei 4 роки тому +135

      Yesterday I tried to let another person go ahead of me at the entrance to a Sobeys grocery store. It took us five minutes of negotiation before he would give in and go first.

    • @shadnik6003
      @shadnik6003 4 роки тому +119

      I'm from niagara falls and a couple of yrs ago I held a door open for an older black couple.. The woman in a heavy southern accent said to her husband " you see that that little white boy held the door open" she was so shocked. I said just being Canadian

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 4 роки тому +11

      I'll bet she was mad when she found out.

    • @davidhoffmann9215
      @davidhoffmann9215 4 роки тому +1

      Slomo ah a great 3 stooges line

    • @zezmerelda240
      @zezmerelda240 4 роки тому +3

      @Slomofogo step by step, inch by inch..

  • @dlee6985
    @dlee6985 3 роки тому +64

    As a Canadian, I now feel obligated to subscribe. I would, in fact, feel immense guilt if I did not. Because I’m Canadian. And Jim is a very nice, funny man.

  • @lowellmartens6135
    @lowellmartens6135 4 роки тому +306

    "We're not polite, we're passive aggressive." Love it.

    • @gregoryh3270
      @gregoryh3270 4 роки тому +15

      An American woman friend who married a Canadian and moved to Vancouver confessed to me in a whisper that "they're not ALL nice here"...to me, a fellow American.

    • @womanofacertainage5892
      @womanofacertainage5892 4 роки тому +1

      #Truth

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 2 роки тому +1

      @@gregoryh3270 she's moved to Vancouver that's her problem.

    • @yolomcduff6620
      @yolomcduff6620 2 роки тому

      @@gregoryh3270 very true

  • @iangraham6887
    @iangraham6887 4 роки тому +745

    I love how his Canadian sleezy accent is a New York mafioso accent😂😂

    • @womanofacertainage5892
      @womanofacertainage5892 4 роки тому +32

      Have you been to the Italian sections of Toronto? ;)

    • @costasgeorgiou5048
      @costasgeorgiou5048 4 роки тому +5

      @@womanofacertainage5892 😂😂😂

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 роки тому +9

      @@womanofacertainage5892 Have you been to Little Italy along Preston Avenue in Ottawa? Delicious food there, too.

    • @am2320LG
      @am2320LG 4 роки тому +3

      Me too! Love his versatile voices!😆

    • @Cornerkid82
      @Cornerkid82 4 роки тому +8

      Montreal little italy is basically that accent everywhere

  • @MrJdsenior
    @MrJdsenior 4 роки тому +469

    "I don't remember Canada extending an invitation"
    One of your better lines...and there are many...good one! ;-)

    • @jackmountain8503
      @jackmountain8503 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah people forget Canada has tighter immigration laws than the USA

    • @swingbag12
      @swingbag12 4 роки тому +6

      @@jackmountain8503 are you sure. . Trudeau will let anyone in here

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 4 роки тому +5

      @@jackmountain8503 Considering their, at least perceived level of politeness, I can understand that policy, given who boarders them (us). :-) I had a Canuck I used to work with as a kid (funny, very nice gu)y, and it seemed he ended about a third of his sentences in eh? I used to reply "B?" every time...drove him nuts...THAT sort of thing.

    • @tammyjoma
      @tammyjoma 4 роки тому +1

      jason petersen I know! How did all our relatives get to come & live here for so long?!!

    • @jackmountain8503
      @jackmountain8503 4 роки тому +1

      @@swingbag12 😂 Right...just look at Democratic party members in the USA. they want open ports and boarders and everyone one gets free living wages...

  • @NotSimonL
    @NotSimonL 4 роки тому +188

    Jim Gaffigan is hilarious an puts me in a good mood every time.

  • @RogersMgmtGroup
    @RogersMgmtGroup 4 роки тому +468

    This year Canada is so against having Americans moving North we closed the border before the election.

    • @Pause0
      @Pause0 4 роки тому +11

      It's been almost eerie seeing the few american license plates i do here and there now. feels like I'm seeing a ghost lmao.

    • @solracer66
      @solracer66 4 роки тому +17

      How do you feel about the entire state of Washington moving to Canada? 😀

    • @bumgarner4987
      @bumgarner4987 4 роки тому +10

      I’m patient I can wait til it opens again.

    • @wg5788
      @wg5788 4 роки тому +13

      Viking Valkyrie Don’t hold your breath Val. Our CDn government is going to keep the border closed to non-essential travel for a long, long time. The US has 10 times as many people as us but close to 50 times as many Covid cases.

    • @deborahduthie4519
      @deborahduthie4519 4 роки тому +11

      Cameron Rogers How about a wall?

  • @johnf6545
    @johnf6545 4 роки тому +13

    This is how you do comedy right, respectfully funny, no need to trash a country and alienate your audience, love all yor work!

  • @Viper3220
    @Viper3220 4 роки тому +196

    I love his audience voice

    • @Tapio86
      @Tapio86 3 роки тому

      ...and by doing it he gets to repeat the word 'clam juice's, thusly doubling the use of it.

    • @sstenson1
      @sstenson1 3 роки тому

      Me, too. It's perfect.

  • @Mr.D34
    @Mr.D34 4 роки тому +385

    "there is a youth hockey team staying in every Canadian hotel" that's about right actually 🙂

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 4 роки тому +4

      What's wrong with us staying in hotels, eh? 🏒

    • @JimmyBobMcGraw
      @JimmyBobMcGraw 4 роки тому +3

      That’s *aboot right

    • @MykalNines
      @MykalNines 4 роки тому +6

      I delivered to hotels in southern Ontario for my work and about 85% had youth teams staying there, it was a running joke i had with the staff... they were either there, checking in or just checked out.

    • @jackmountain8503
      @jackmountain8503 4 роки тому +1

      @@MykalNines Americans just remember that time when the world wasn't exploding, youth hockey was a thing still. Now Americans think hockey is racist because white people play it.

    • @judyives1832
      @judyives1832 4 роки тому +5

      Jack Mountain
      Nonsense. All races play hockey now. Canada supports well planned and supported immigration and people of all races. AND their kids play hockey too! :) immigration strengthens economies.

  • @KotaTheGreatest
    @KotaTheGreatest 4 роки тому +30

    I worked in a Canadian hotel and been in a crap ton of Canadian hotels and I concur every time there was a children's hockey team

  • @linengray
    @linengray 4 роки тому +90

    Thank you Jim for coming to Canada, from America, to do jokes about us.

  • @B1GK1NG
    @B1GK1NG 3 роки тому +71

    What’s hilarious is that Jim is correct that in every hotel is a Canadian youth hockey team. 😂

  • @JustJake77
    @JustJake77 4 роки тому +120

    Being part of a youth hockey team living in hotels and loading into elevators stinky and obnoxiously.... Is literally a Canadian prerequisite... Like mandatory military service of other countries.... And yes we are passive aggressive.... Sorta.... Sorry...

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 роки тому +4

      Dude, from one Canadian to the other; that was funny!

  • @SupahFans
    @SupahFans 4 роки тому +110

    Jim's clean comedy act is so refreshing

  • @Mary_O
    @Mary_O 4 роки тому +56

    "Love is measured in feet."😆 So true.

  • @duke1281
    @duke1281 4 роки тому +27

    Best thing about Jim, he comes with his own heckler.. hahaha!

    • @heyman5525
      @heyman5525 Рік тому +1

      👍😁That's true, I Never thought of it that way

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 2 роки тому +23

    I love how obvious it is that he really gets to know Canada in order to write these jokes. Its so nice that he puts in the work :)

  • @TanyaJoyce
    @TanyaJoyce 4 роки тому +63

    True story: I live in Winnipeg and whenever I walked by the ad for your show last February, I thought, "Ah, poor guy. Sorry Jim!"

  • @ouestlelivre
    @ouestlelivre 3 роки тому +50

    I traveled around Québec about 2 years ago (My first time in Canada) I was impressed with the elimination of the penny. The US needs to do that. I loved Canada's colorful money too.
    Friendly people. I was so happy to speak French with people. I love maple syrup and maple trees. Love poutine. And Tim Hortons.

    • @jefftitterington7600
      @jefftitterington7600 2 роки тому

      Take heart - US bills have tinges of colour. Your conservatives can now pay with pinkos.

    • @cessnaace
      @cessnaace 2 роки тому

      I use to love finding Canadian coins, including their penny. Harder to do now. When we lived in Seattle in the 70s I found them alot. Canadian quarters even more so.

    • @heythave
      @heythave 2 роки тому

      French in Canada is not French spoken in France. Sometimes you don’t understand it.

    • @mwhearn1
      @mwhearn1 Рік тому

      They are just copying us here in Australia. We got rid of our small coins in 1990. It is also our tech they use to print their money. But only Canadians would mint a coin called a Loony.

  • @johndifederico5235
    @johndifederico5235 4 роки тому +181

    "to Americans passive aggressive is polite" my mind is blown haha

    • @dannyramos6408
      @dannyramos6408 4 роки тому +1

      You could just get punched, so yeah its polite to give you a way out.

    • @macnason9707
      @macnason9707 4 роки тому

      John to u a school ground is like prison u wanna be up all in it

    • @QuanCena220
      @QuanCena220 Місяць тому

      Its not I can assure you we dont like it

  • @fazergazer
    @fazergazer 4 роки тому +61

    Jim Gaffigan. A comedian’s comedian. If I were stranded on a desert island and given a choice of one comedian to take with me, he’d be the one!

    • @VonSchpam
      @VonSchpam 4 роки тому +1

      Until the food ran out. Then he'd eat you. Make a raft out of your bones and a sail from your skin before navigating off that island to somewhere he could buy some Hot Pockets.
      (Haawwt Pockets)

    • @Frankie5Angels150
      @Frankie5Angels150 2 роки тому

      Plus you could feed on him for several years if you had to!

    • @undoubtedcrow8010
      @undoubtedcrow8010 2 роки тому +1

      What did he do to deserve that?

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA 4 роки тому +61

    "Because we all know God loves America more" lol...Another great routine thanks Jim...

  • @tdouwd9517
    @tdouwd9517 Рік тому +3

    I like his signature bit of doing the audience’s inner monologue for them!

  • @kathleenclark5877
    @kathleenclark5877 4 роки тому +5

    Also, just have to say about Jim as a stand up comedian. It is so refreshing that he is constantly laugh out loud funny but never has to revert to the f word or any other swear words. Very witty observations about life and such. Love this guy!

  • @Alice_Walker
    @Alice_Walker 4 роки тому +98

    😂 Thanks Jim. We're back in lock down here (Melbourne AUS) I am separated from my family and friends whilst also working a serious essential service job. I appreciate the daily laughs from yourself, Michael McIntyre and Sarah Millican so much 😁💙

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому +1

      You wrote "whilst" lol!

    • @Alice_Walker
      @Alice_Walker 4 роки тому +4

      @@linshanhsiang pretty standard word here but I'm glad you got a giggle out of it

    • @murieltainter5936
      @murieltainter5936 4 роки тому +2

      @@linshanhsiang I love that word....I have used it a few times myself.

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 4 роки тому +2

      My supervisor is from Scotland, he uses that word. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive 4 роки тому +1

      I'm from the US. I kind of thought Australia and New Zealand were through with Covid but I guess not. Of course we're the epicenter of the covid world here. Good luck and be safe!

  • @centerflag982
    @centerflag982 4 роки тому +1109

    Jim: "Everything about Canada is pleasant."
    Canada geese: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 4 роки тому +16

      You can train a goose from gosling to be a guard goose. A 🐕 has it in its mind to protect and boy I don't wanna have to bite a human. A guard goose doesn't have that intellect, it goes straight to bite with all my beak full on.

    • @rickeylush6381
      @rickeylush6381 4 роки тому

      John màçà
      John MacArthur

    • @GlowingBentley
      @GlowingBentley 4 роки тому +9

      Friend of mine has a business with her dogs chasing geese off of property.

    • @chadevans7488
      @chadevans7488 4 роки тому +4

      And the winters lok

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 4 роки тому +17

      There's a reason why grizzlies and wolves think long and hard before they bother a Canada Goose. Usually, they decide to just move over to another mountain range instead. Much safer.

  • @Interrogame
    @Interrogame 3 роки тому +8

    This just healed my blackened heart

  • @inkagiz
    @inkagiz 4 роки тому +139

    It was just over a year ago when I discovered this guy. And holy moly does he keep me laughing. Such a wonderful fresh style and delivery. I am Canadian and I’m sure we’d love to have you move North of the 49th parallel, Jim. Stay safe people. 🤘🏻😝🇨🇦

    • @humanearthling1484
      @humanearthling1484 4 роки тому +1

      holy moly! What a pleasure to read that--I haven't heard anyone say that for so long. Thank you!

    • @LordPillsbury1959
      @LordPillsbury1959 4 роки тому +3

      inkagiz Jim gaffigan and Brian Regan. Both clean and funny.

    • @bradleytindall1766
      @bradleytindall1766 3 роки тому +3

      His Canadian geography skit is one of his best.

    • @emptyhand777
      @emptyhand777 3 роки тому

      Toronto is south of the 49th parallel isn't it? Doesn't Toronto encapsulate all of Canada?

    • @liamrobinson6226
      @liamrobinson6226 3 роки тому +1

      Me, a Southern New Brunswicker living south of the 49th parallel.

  • @rudeliorodriqueziii1090
    @rudeliorodriqueziii1090 4 роки тому +48

    Jim is very refreshingly unique. He's not like other comedians. Great voice too!

  • @moienheydari2632
    @moienheydari2632 4 роки тому +31

    The amount of knowledge I've learned about Canada from Jim is way more than I could ever learn from any geography book.

    • @moienheydari2632
      @moienheydari2632 4 роки тому +3

      @@nadlax5920 no this is where I insist I have no knowledge about geography

    • @thelitdave
      @thelitdave 4 роки тому +2

      Jim Gaffigan should be required learning in all US and Canadian schools!

    • @EngineeringVignettes
      @EngineeringVignettes 4 роки тому +1

      yeah but...
      when was the last time _anyone_ opened a Geography book?
      (I don't think I even have to disqualify school kids on this one...)

    • @thelitdave
      @thelitdave 4 роки тому

      Eddy_D Is geography taught in school (elementary-high school) anymore?

    • @aaljustaal1890
      @aaljustaal1890 4 роки тому +1

      @@thelitdave Can confirm they still teach it, but you're more than allowed to forget most of it after 9th grade 👍🏽

  • @jimbokay5696
    @jimbokay5696 4 роки тому +8

    It's okay, Jim! You're welcome to visit us in Canada anytime, along with your wonderful family...

  • @msahakim
    @msahakim 4 роки тому +49

    “Pebble economy”... nuff said about jim’s genius

  • @MegaPainLove
    @MegaPainLove 3 роки тому +7

    Jim Gaffigan has the perfect balance in his comedy. He says things that a normal person wouldn’t say, but not to the extremes that some comedians push it. Makes for some good fun that everyone can enjoy!

    • @jpp7783
      @jpp7783 11 місяців тому

      You’re quite right. His comic persona is sort of middle-aged everyman, slightly doofus, but in fact, it’s very intelligent in its perceptiveness and the balance you describe.

  • @gavinottawa
    @gavinottawa 4 роки тому +17

    I’ve been a long time fan of Jim G, (the HotPocket routine makes me laugh till I cramp)... but it’s when he does the audience is thinking bit “that better be the last clam juice joke”, “not another clam juice joke” kills me :-)

  • @sherryleslie8614
    @sherryleslie8614 Рік тому +2

    I’m a Canadian, and I have to say, you are by far, my favourite comedian. I love your videos. The next time you come to Toronto, I have to get tickets.

  • @061banyon
    @061banyon 2 роки тому +3

    I'm gonna show the metric system bit to my Physics class tomorrow. We are starting off the course with measurements and it´s gonna fit perfectly. So hilarious!

  • @glenw3814
    @glenw3814 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for existing. You make the world a little better. 😊

  • @MrMetonicus
    @MrMetonicus 3 роки тому +21

    The first time I met a Canadian, I said, " Yeah" after every time he said, "eh" because I thought it was a question.

    • @Squirrelconga
      @Squirrelconga 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @MrMetonicus
      @MrMetonicus 3 роки тому

      @Matthew Feldvari - well, saying "eh" at the end of every sentence is as stupid as saying "bro", so I guess we were evenly matched. But it was a short conversation.

    • @MrMetonicus
      @MrMetonicus 3 роки тому +2

      @Matthew Feldvari also, ... It's "too stupid", not "to stupid".

    • @MrMetonicus
      @MrMetonicus 3 роки тому

      @Matthew Feldvari - you guys have Troodough!

    • @MrMetonicus
      @MrMetonicus 3 роки тому

      @Matthew Feldvari - you misspelled Canadian

  • @dmacrasur3183
    @dmacrasur3183 Рік тому +2

    Okay, so I'm way late to the party. Just discovering this guy on YT. Gaffigan has the very best delivery I think of any comedian. Super witty n smart comedy...not crude but super clever. My ribs are sore from laughing. Thanks JG!!

  • @dodgeguyz
    @dodgeguyz 4 роки тому +12

    This is some of his best material to date!
    Well done Jim!

  • @brendahay-beer8466
    @brendahay-beer8466 3 роки тому +4

    I have been reading all these and lmao. I'm Canadian as well but I've been living in the USA for quite some time now. The funny thing is that every time my father-in-law sees me, he has a new Canadian joke for me lol. My husband says, he wouldn't do that if he didn't like you so now i laugh along eh. No matter what I never lose the accent. I'm from Winnipeg, Manitoba and live in Huntsville, AL. I still visit Winnipeg and my family there. When I go in winter, I love it, it's like I've missed apart of myself. I still love my Winnipeg Jets. Go Jets Go 💙.

  • @BrotherLoveRevivals
    @BrotherLoveRevivals 4 роки тому +55

    'We're having an election in America, so there's bound to be some Americans that threaten to move to Canada. I don't remember Canada extending an invitation'...It just keeps getting funnier...'ever thought of makin' a move, how do you feel about clam juice?'

    • @biancadevino
      @biancadevino 4 роки тому +1

      They should build a wall.

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid 4 роки тому +2

      @@biancadevino I could mention that the Saudi people who elected to fly planes into buildings all came here VIA Canada but that would be politically incorrect...oops

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 4 роки тому

      @@98triffid Canada's response: Sorry

    • @johnmorris4013
      @johnmorris4013 4 роки тому +1

      @@98triffid Have you got a source for that statement?.

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 роки тому

      @@biancadevino Why build a wall when you've got Clamato?

  • @VanisleGirl1961
    @VanisleGirl1961 4 роки тому +12

    This Canadian loves your comedy!!

  • @noraO2833
    @noraO2833 4 роки тому +7

    Jim starts & ends every one of my days 👏🏽👏🏽🤩

  • @ottokriete1153
    @ottokriete1153 4 роки тому +82

    It's kinda hard to imagine that this is"work"for Jim...... he makes it look so effortless.

    • @dimestorephilosopher3308
      @dimestorephilosopher3308 4 роки тому +3

      If he wasn't saying it to a packed auditorium, he'd be saying the same things to his friends or his family every night. Why not get paid for it?

    • @eben4reel934
      @eben4reel934 4 роки тому +1

      like all the greatest of the greats!

    • @briansguy
      @briansguy 4 роки тому +2

      It's easy when your wife writes all the jokes. Haha jk Jim! Kidding because we love

    • @ottokriete1153
      @ottokriete1153 4 роки тому +1

      @M Detlef I know that, M.... I was paying Jim a compliment.......

    • @CliffLewis28
      @CliffLewis28 4 роки тому

      He’s the best!

  • @allanlank
    @allanlank 4 роки тому +68

    We're unique and we're polite because it's easier to take you money that way.
    "Don't shoot your customers." Unofficial slogan of the Hudson's Bay Company.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 4 роки тому +1

      allan lanktree I thought I was the only one who knew that phrase. Do you know the Hudson Bay Start? Most groups set out in the early morning to get a good start on the trek. The Bay sent their people out in the afternoon. That way if they found out, while setting up camp that night, they had forgotten anything their running would only be a half day behind to catch up. ❤️🇨🇦

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 4 роки тому

      When I lived there, it was La Bay.

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 роки тому +1

      Ehm... kind of hard to picture given what HBC was up to in relation to their indigenous pelt-trading clients.

  • @Pistonbilly
    @Pistonbilly 3 роки тому +1

    Your welcome here in BC anytime Jim, we shared a laugh recently at the crafty table on set ;)
    It was a pleasure to meet you and I’m looking forward to seeing your work coming up🍻

  • @pigpog2307
    @pigpog2307 4 роки тому +7

    You are so hilarious Jim 😂 Love your material!!
    You are one of my all time favorites!

  • @garycogswell5499
    @garycogswell5499 3 роки тому

    That's the third time I've watched that.
    Thanks alot for taking up my time Gaffigan. I could be doing important stuff, like
    chores and other responsibilities.
    Appreciate it man.

  • @ThomasKrul
    @ThomasKrul 4 роки тому +5

    Stayed up until 2am binging on your videos... and there's a new one about Canada? Woohoo!

  • @reviewtoronto
    @reviewtoronto 4 роки тому +7

    Omg i am loving these canadian videos! Can you please just become a strictly canadian comedian. I could listen to this all day its hilarious! Keep em coming!!!

  • @pissuakki
    @pissuakki 3 роки тому +18

    Omfg- you are HILARIOUS!! You literally are saying what us “polite” Canadians want to say 😂😂😂

  • @tommccandless916
    @tommccandless916 5 місяців тому +1

    It is said laughter is good medicine. I watch you every night before bed. Just in case. ❤

  • @haeuptlingaberja4927
    @haeuptlingaberja4927 3 роки тому +3

    So many people say they love Jim because he's a "clean" comedian, but I don't think that's really the essence of his appeal. I think it's that he's wicked smart behind an unassuming demeanor, part of a long tradition stretching all the way back to Will Rogers. Even Richard Pryor was like this, despite his saltier language--he also projected a a mild, sympathetic, non-aggressive persona. The antithesis of the rockstar, bigger than life presence that so many comics attempt.

  • @petergault4328
    @petergault4328 3 роки тому

    Canada loves you Bud! You are welcome anytime!

  • @meyakabrown795
    @meyakabrown795 3 роки тому +13

    That metric system joke had me spit my beer out. 🤣

  • @PockASqueeno
    @PockASqueeno 4 роки тому +124

    “We are all going to leave the EU and return to our pebble economy.” 🤣

    • @mikesecor6074
      @mikesecor6074 4 роки тому +5

      Jim is your typical Liberal. Sad.

    • @700Ezalb
      @700Ezalb 4 роки тому +15

      @@mikesecor6074 Shut up lol

    • @PockASqueeno
      @PockASqueeno 4 роки тому +12

      Mike Secor He never even said anything political!

    • @hornkraft9438
      @hornkraft9438 4 роки тому

      Pretty radical for a guy from Indiana. Is that why he's looking to leave for Canada?

    • @atlantic_love
      @atlantic_love 4 роки тому +1

      @@PockASqueeno Actually, he did. At least once.

  • @ninja5411
    @ninja5411 2 роки тому +3

    The youth hockey team hotel joke is too great!!!

  • @DNHarris
    @DNHarris 4 роки тому +2

    It's a new day. Another video is up, so now I can Gaffigan! Yea!

  • @sideshowtink
    @sideshowtink 4 роки тому +5

    Always SO fun! Always makes me happy to see you.

  • @mintesinotwondimu8485
    @mintesinotwondimu8485 3 роки тому +1

    You know what....always before I start studying, I watch your videos.....you are so funny ...from Ethiopia

  • @thelitdave
    @thelitdave 4 роки тому +61

    That’s a red flag...with a star in the middle! 😂

    • @allisonr9607
      @allisonr9607 4 роки тому +4

      I love that joke... and delivery 😆 although he describes the flag of Vietnam- not the Chinese flag

    • @Richard97402
      @Richard97402 4 роки тому +1

      @@allisonr9607 glad I'm not the only one who caught the error in the joke. China's flag has multiple stars, and they're not in the middle.
      Funny joke, regardless.

    • @malcolmwatt4866
      @malcolmwatt4866 4 роки тому

      Unh, it's the Canadian flag in the joke, isn't it? So the Chinese will think good thoughts when they see a maple leaf flag and think, "it's a star just like us". Weird Canada?

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 4 роки тому +1

      Red, White but never blue. 🇨🇦

    • @OntarioTrafficMan
      @OntarioTrafficMan 4 роки тому

      @@allisonr9607 Yeah, or the flag of Hong Kong, but not China

  • @sectortech12b8
    @sectortech12b8 3 роки тому +2

    Yep, even in US , youth competitive travel hockey has grown tremendously, our boys played for 10 years all over US, very costly but great family time

  • @miaem9167
    @miaem9167 4 роки тому +10

    JG never disappoints... 😀😂😂

  • @maximvanholt6189
    @maximvanholt6189 3 роки тому +1

    Love you man. You make life better with your humor. Thanks

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 4 роки тому +7

    I enjoyed the flag jokes. Thank you for these uploads during this stressful time.

  • @shampar10
    @shampar10 3 роки тому +2

    The research he did on this special was exemplary👍🏽

  • @davidcombs5427
    @davidcombs5427 4 роки тому +3

    Was so nice I watched it twice!!!! LOL! Keep it up Jim!!! You crazy Canadian!!

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 4 роки тому +9

    You’re right Jim, every other country is wrong, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mydjmode
    @mydjmode 4 роки тому +4

    I cannot WAIT for this!!

  • @truegodgeneral4730
    @truegodgeneral4730 2 роки тому

    thanks for being so nice to us buddy

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 4 роки тому +4

    This is brilliant, thank you Jim.

  • @bartlett454
    @bartlett454 3 роки тому +3

    Jim Gaffigan, I love your stand-up but I have to say that your "Let's Get Cooking" and "Mike & Pat Show" segments helped me get through the worst days of the pandemic. It was a great distraction with a good amount of laughs. Cheers.

  • @cherylzink3612
    @cherylzink3612 4 роки тому +4

    All of them!! Keep them coming Jim!! Wonderful entertainment!!

  • @cutterhammer312
    @cutterhammer312 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for daily laughter !

  • @fvkijay
    @fvkijay 4 роки тому +8

    "C'mon China.. that's a red flag".. laughed way harder than I should have at that.

  • @benisaten
    @benisaten 3 роки тому +1

    Yeah man. Respects from 🇨🇦 bro.

  • @WhatTheKorea
    @WhatTheKorea 4 роки тому +16

    Canada “I don’t remember being invited” lol!

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane 4 роки тому +3

    I've been following you since your club comic days Jim. I've seen you live a couple times. I've seen all your specials and heard every joke you've ever told. I don't need to like and subscribe. Your comedy just pops into my head all the time.

  • @jjstuartonwriting8150
    @jjstuartonwriting8150 4 роки тому +23

    You got us on the youth hockey teams. Now you've learned our secret to winning hockey gold, we can't let you leave the country. Sorry. You're going to have to live in Winnipeg. Sorry.

    • @gregoryh3270
      @gregoryh3270 4 роки тому +1

      'Sorry' pronunciation: US: "sah-ree", Canada: "soh-ree". My son and I are watching Canada's Drag Race and he keeps repeating the Canadian vowels when he hears them. Soh-ree. But how do you write the Canadian pronunciation of 'out'. I'll try. "oh-oot" vs "aw-oot".

  • @LisbethAdams
    @LisbethAdams 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks Jim for helping me stay steadfast in Minnesota. Although the clam juice is tempting..

  • @anthonydemarco9641
    @anthonydemarco9641 3 роки тому +6

    Jim and Canada should get a room 🙂

  • @ArnethProductions
    @ArnethProductions 3 роки тому +1

    I've never had clam juice lol "You better stop with the clam jokes.. it's getting just too much" -- so funny! ♡

  • @johnsnow1749
    @johnsnow1749 4 роки тому +36

    "Cmon China, that's a red flag....with a star in the middle"

    • @alexandercressman3420
      @alexandercressman3420 4 роки тому +9

      That's Vietnam's flag though. China has several at the top left.

    • @physics77guy
      @physics77guy 3 роки тому

      @@alexandercressman3420 he was referring to communism

  • @MontyVierra
    @MontyVierra 2 роки тому +1

    In the novel It Can't Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis the US President builds a wall along the border to keep Americans from escaping to Canada.

  • @inkagiz
    @inkagiz 4 роки тому +64

    Little known fact, eh...in Canada we actually have 5 seasons. Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter and Hockey. 🤘🏻😝🇨🇦

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 роки тому +13

      It was only 2 seasons for me. Hockey and road construction.

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 4 роки тому +2

      You left out Stanley Cup

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 роки тому +1

      We also have Football, FIFA, Tennis, and Golf season as well.

    • @caseysimon6357
      @caseysimon6357 4 роки тому +1

      Eh is mostly upper Canadian 🤦‍♂️

    • @58JayKay
      @58JayKay 4 роки тому

      Actually, the hockey season generally traverses the seasons of autumn, winter and spring....unless you're a Canadian team, then it ends earlier, unfortunately.

  • @trevorfranklin9894
    @trevorfranklin9894 2 місяці тому +1

    Years ago I was staying in Paris France on business...I was sitting at a bar and talking to the bartender and he was mentioning the difference of an American and a Candian....he says "see that guy at the end of the bar, he's American...I know you are Canadian by the way you order a drink....the American will tell me what he wants to drink but the Canadian will ask me for what he wants"....subtle but different

  • @almar8874
    @almar8874 4 роки тому +34

    I remember driving through the States some years back and while at a gas station another driver, after looking at my licence plate, asked me ' where the hell is *Beaut Columbia*?'
    I told him it was north of Peru. ;)

    • @candie1230
      @candie1230 4 роки тому +3

      It’s not technically a lie.

    • @almar8874
      @almar8874 4 роки тому

      @@candie1230 No, it's not. :)

  • @jeffk6393
    @jeffk6393 4 роки тому +48

    Passive-aggressive will get you in mandatory counseling.

    • @stephaniemarie2074
      @stephaniemarie2074 4 роки тому +1

      What?

    • @jeffk6393
      @jeffk6393 4 роки тому +6

      @@stephaniemarie2074 It is a joke about how passive-aggressive behavior is a form of latent hostility that often gets people in trouble.

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 4 роки тому

      Sorry

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeffk6393 How do you mean? If you play your cards right, the behaviour will end up getting the target party in trouble while you can get away scot-free. It is what it is.

  • @jeanneroy1494
    @jeanneroy1494 4 роки тому +18

    Would love to live in Canada, and yes, people seem more polite & much less stressed than in the U.S.

    • @biancadevino
      @biancadevino 4 роки тому

      yep love that cold almost all year. NO thanks....but they seem nice,

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 4 роки тому

      Discreet, Canadians are more discreet.

    • @saidibrahim5931
      @saidibrahim5931 Рік тому

      ​@@biancadevino there's no cold a year, US is colder than Canada in general, My Cousin lives in Minneapolis and I live in Ontario, when he comes here he said weather is better in CANADA

  • @kchannel4299
    @kchannel4299 3 роки тому +3

    LOL "Send in the kids with the smell hockey bags"
    HAHAHA

  • @imaramblins
    @imaramblins 4 роки тому +74

    Remember when China was mad at Canada? The whole world is like... Cmon China... lmao!!!!

    • @atlasfeynman1039
      @atlasfeynman1039 4 роки тому +6

      That's a red flag... with a star in the middle... xD

    • @andrewphillips8341
      @andrewphillips8341 4 роки тому +4

      Remember when China didn't deliberately infect the entire world?

    • @crazysnarfy861
      @crazysnarfy861 4 роки тому +6

      They're still mad at us! We haven't given their Huawei executive back yet. 😒

    • @atlantic_love
      @atlantic_love 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewphillips8341 You are the FIRST person I've heard say it like it is. Drink's on me.

  • @1987higgs
    @1987higgs 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks Jim !

  • @kristinaszenchill845
    @kristinaszenchill845 4 роки тому +28

    ‘Sorry about my dad’ 😂😭

  • @bernardomontell873
    @bernardomontell873 3 роки тому +4

    This guy has done for me more good than buckets of Zoloft.