Why I Went To Hospital

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  • Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
  • I tell you the dramatic true story of why I went to hospital last week! (Contains some talk of needles and blood!!)
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    Also shoutout to all of the docs and nurses for making sure my brain works.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @christina2077
    @christina2077 5 років тому +2797

    phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to get up*
    dan: wtf?! are you ok?
    phil: t-to-
    dan: ?
    phil: t o a s t

  • @bleuberri04
    @bleuberri04 5 років тому +2595

    dan: phil are you okay?!
    phil: toast
    dan: what?
    phil: *t o a s t*

    • @chloejoy10
      @chloejoy10 5 років тому +15

      Klance is canon king

    • @bleuberri04
      @bleuberri04 5 років тому +26

      @@chloejoy10 *wE hAd A bOnDiNg MoMeNt*

    • @valeriaar19
      @valeriaar19 5 років тому +9

      KeItH

    • @felixtobin8853
      @felixtobin8853 5 років тому +13

      I read this backwards...
      It's kinda funny XD

    • @boyo5455
      @boyo5455 5 років тому +1

      Yep

  • @em9486
    @em9486 5 років тому +3394

    Dan and Phil: “why does Phil always die in the fanfics???”
    Phil: *toast*

  • @aarzoo7877
    @aarzoo7877 5 років тому +3008

    as a med student.. phil has such a nice brain that mri was satisfying af

    • @andyporter5494
      @andyporter5494 5 років тому +136

      Aarzoo Bhatia this comment if fucking crazy i love kt

    • @afantasyforyou
      @afantasyforyou 4 роки тому +321

      People who like brains:
      Med students and zombies

    • @endymionredacted1304
      @endymionredacted1304 4 роки тому +225

      send brain pics

    • @liyre4189
      @liyre4189 4 роки тому +87

      what what does that mean?? what are the features of a nice brain

    • @ElusiveLion741
      @ElusiveLion741 4 роки тому +48

      I can say with 100% confidence that I never thought I'd read this kind of comment lol

  • @ella-dg8ln
    @ella-dg8ln 5 років тому +7105

    after 7 years of living with dan, phil remembered he didn’t live alone

    • @romystella7195
      @romystella7195 5 років тому +204

      Lol. I did something similar yesterday. I forgot about my sister and for a second I thought I was an only child!

    • @patblack781
      @patblack781 5 років тому +110

      @@romystella7195 My mother once told my sister very siriously that she had no sister. Seems like I'm not existing xD

    • @romystella7195
      @romystella7195 5 років тому +36

      Pat Black omg that’s so sad!

    • @rileypolaris6519
      @rileypolaris6519 5 років тому +28

      ella *Despacito play alexa*

    • @mcost4098
      @mcost4098 3 роки тому +6

      I mean... I did once fall over in the hallway and think the person looming over me was a home intruder and not my sister I've lived with my entire life (yes this did cause my concussed, salt deficient self to try to kick at her from the floor. I'm told it was hilarious)

  • @emularkey
    @emularkey 5 років тому +7348

    dan: should I call an ambulance?
    phil’s brain:
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    don’t say it
    phil: t o a s t.

    • @angeladvise
      @angeladvise 5 років тому +48

      i once sliced my ass in the bath (long story), and my sister did the same thing even tho i was sobbin (i think she just thought i wanted to show her a meme or something akjsdgkjasbd)

    • @strawberrysweets_
      @strawberrysweets_ 5 років тому +8

      i don't like it when people say toast, it's the name of my dead pet.

    • @coffeelover6765
      @coffeelover6765 5 років тому +17

      Strawberry Sweets well that got depressing fast. I’m sorry for your loss.

    • @yamooo9637
      @yamooo9637 5 років тому +9

      @@strawberrysweets_ toast

    • @_starlight_9104
      @_starlight_9104 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @yeraravenclawemma1329
    @yeraravenclawemma1329 5 років тому +5691

    Phil: Dan dANNN dannnn DANNNNN
    Dan: wOt
    Phil: I fELl oVEr
    Dan: WHAT THEF
    Phil: töast

    • @greentea4617
      @greentea4617 5 років тому +39

      You have 666 likes and I really dont wanna ruin it

    • @ocean.rain_
      @ocean.rain_ 4 роки тому +15

      It’s @ 825 now, I think you can like it

    • @marv5021
      @marv5021 4 роки тому +30

      töâśt

    • @sophiewilliams4500
      @sophiewilliams4500 4 роки тому +7

      F*cking love your username

    • @danifyx9978
      @danifyx9978 4 роки тому +3

      @@greentea4617 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 666 lmao

  • @imogen6525
    @imogen6525 5 років тому +1860

    “ dan Dan,”
    “Wot?”
    “ fell over”

    • @gremlin751
      @gremlin751 4 роки тому +39

      ultimate waifu “WHAT THE FUCK”

    • @samiacool9
      @samiacool9 4 роки тому +28

      *T 0 @ S T*

  • @rosebudgirl1857
    @rosebudgirl1857 5 років тому +7988

    Dan just sleepily saying "wOt" to Phil screaming his name at five in the morning is a mood.

  • @lollystacey
    @lollystacey 5 років тому +3554

    dan: omg phil are you oka-
    phil: _toast_
    dan: wh- what?
    phil: *_t o a s t_*

  • @kueraleido
    @kueraleido 4 роки тому +1203

    Neither Dan nor Phil makes any sense in the beginning.
    Phil: *falls*
    Phil: "Dan doesn't exist, so I'm gonna die. That's fine, but will my ghost (wearing emoji PJ's) haunt my least favorite room in my house? Oh, wait. Dan actually does exist!"
    Phil: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllpppppp! I fell over!!!!!"
    Dan: "OMG!!! HE FELL!!! THAT MEANS THERE'S A HOME INTRUDER!!!!!!"
    Dan: "I know! I know! I'll fight the intruder with a pillow!"
    Phil: "Toast."
    Dan: "Hospital."

    • @doingyourmom69
      @doingyourmom69 3 роки тому +36

      i mean, to be fair, it was like 5 in the morning xD

    • @mygayrats
      @mygayrats 3 роки тому +26

      Tipical dan and phil behaviour tbh

    • @mel42rocks
      @mel42rocks 3 роки тому +9

      You shouldn't go to the hospital hungry

  • @luciereeves4482
    @luciereeves4482 5 років тому +1076

    Dan and phil are a living comedy show. Phil fainted and Dan came in his underwear with a pillow and phil just wanted toast. ????

    • @hypothesised4453
      @hypothesised4453 5 років тому +26

      Lucie Reeves it’s not comedy if enough of us do this irl 🤧✊🏼

  • @janabuscher
    @janabuscher 5 років тому +3082

    Just the mental image of Dan in his underwear with a pillow as his choice of weapon looking down at Phil lying on the bathroom floor in his emoji pyjama is the funniest thing ever

    • @tinyfreckle
      @tinyfreckle 5 років тому +85

      卌Jana SOMEONE MAKE DANART OF THIS XD

    • @tinyfreckle
      @tinyfreckle 5 років тому +87

      Lol I meant to say fanart but that was quite an ironic typo so imma leave it

    • @monxe3145
      @monxe3145 5 років тому +23

      卌Jana Tbh,the most Dan and Phil thing ever😂

    • @janabuscher
      @janabuscher 5 років тому +9

      I've never had so many likes on a coment, i feel like I've finally accomplished something in my life

    • @monxe3145
      @monxe3145 5 років тому +4

      卌Jana good job,so proud

  • @ciitadel
    @ciitadel 5 років тому +3190

    this is so sad dan make some toast

  • @greentea4617
    @greentea4617 5 років тому +499

    Phil: *dAaAaAN I FELL*
    Dan: *bItCH tF YoU gOoD*
    -phil;I need to go to the ER-
    Phil: *tOaSt*

    • @iloveadamstanheight
      @iloveadamstanheight 4 роки тому +2

      HOW DO I LIKE THIS MORE THEN ONCE I LOVE YOU

    • @greentea4617
      @greentea4617 4 роки тому +1

      @@iloveadamstanheight IDK BUT THANK YOU

    • @roscurro
      @roscurro 4 роки тому

      they're like a living sitcom i swear ^

  • @adrianatamashiro2918
    @adrianatamashiro2918 5 років тому +538

    Faints 2 times and wakes uo on the floor:
    wEll tHIs caLLs fOR a tOaST

    • @danisnotonfiretm6131
      @danisnotonfiretm6131 5 років тому +15

      So pour the champagne

    • @sapphiregirl547
      @sapphiregirl547 5 років тому +10

      I kind of understand he really wanted toast after he fainted cuz once i fainted and after i got a really weird craving for nuggets

  • @emma-zm6ji
    @emma-zm6ji 5 років тому +4475

    phil's brain: i think we're dying
    phil: *t o A s T ?*

  • @pickledlettuce9228
    @pickledlettuce9228 5 років тому +2342

    Phil: falls over, has a serious migraine, and has weird vision
    Phil's brain: *mmmm toast*

    • @ineke2041
      @ineke2041 5 років тому +3

      Its not a migraine

    • @Will........
      @Will........ 5 років тому +2

      I mean me too, Phil

    • @a_bear
      @a_bear 5 років тому +15

      Migraines are different from "regular" headaches :) Phil might have had a migrane attack for sure tho

    • @anaxlouise
      @anaxlouise 5 років тому +12

      Ineke it could have been. migraines arent the same for everyone and they can cause a lot of different medical complications that can go along with it, such as a vasovagal attack.

    • @jennabrickey7527
      @jennabrickey7527 5 років тому +6

      Mikayla Akre no its
      Phil: falls over
      Phil: I’VE FALLEN ANS I CANT GET UP!

  • @pleasehelpmee8884
    @pleasehelpmee8884 5 років тому +746

    now i can't not imagine phil on the bathroom floor at 5 am just screaming
    'dAAaaaaAan..'
    *'DaAAAAAnnNN..'*

  • @marceljacobs1098
    @marceljacobs1098 5 років тому +1086

    get some rest, tall child! you can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

  • @KickThePj
    @KickThePj 5 років тому +8340

    I'm glad you are feeling better now phil! I hope I am more than an npc in ur life story

  • @scottyjackson8929
    @scottyjackson8929 5 років тому +1522

    Dan: *runs into the bathroom clutching a pillow* Wtf, are you okay?!
    Phil: T-
    Dan: Wot?
    Phil: *TOAST!*

    • @samanthadegroot7749
      @samanthadegroot7749 5 років тому +9

      The way dan says "what" just makes this a million times better

  • @alyssaprince4187
    @alyssaprince4187 5 років тому +548

    Phil: faints
    Dan: *a responsible human and asks if he should get and ambulance
    Phil: who needs a doctor when you have toast

    • @xckurcl139_
      @xckurcl139_ 4 роки тому +14

      A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

  • @anemoia3154
    @anemoia3154 4 роки тому +387

    his head was fuzzy. he didn’t know what was going on, his eyes seemed to delay movement. _is this is,_ he thought. _is this how it ends?_ The room was small, and the dim light seemed to be blinding to him. Suddenly, his vision went black and the next thing he knew, he was on the floor. He called for Dan and he rushed in, concerned about his best friend. _This can’t be the end,_ he thought in a panic. Then suddenly, a new thought echoed through his head.
    *t o a s t*

  • @yourdadmiles4441
    @yourdadmiles4441 5 років тому +1447

    phil: *faints*
    dan: oMG WE NeEd tO Go TO tHe HOsPitAl-
    phil: hhhhhn _toast_

    • @logannlovesrestoration
      @logannlovesrestoration 5 років тому +8

      squishedtitties see this is the funniest one because you used /italics/ and *bold* and uPPer caSe anD lOwEr cASe letters.
      so nice job!
      edit - i don’t know how to make italics..

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 5 років тому +7

      He reminds me of myself
      Me: *Tears ligaments in my foot*
      My fam: Maybe you should go to the doctor?
      Me: Yeah I can totally work in a factory for the coming 3 weeks!

    • @anak4600
      @anak4600 5 років тому +1

      @@logannlovesrestoration _really?_

    • @emorat8570
      @emorat8570 5 років тому +1

      my moods

    • @fionagreen9957
      @fionagreen9957 5 років тому

      Is it weird that I read that in Dan and Phil's voice?

  • @aloe5124
    @aloe5124 5 років тому +3882

    Phil:DAAAAANNNN×10
    Dan:whAt
    Phil:I fell
    Dan: *runs in holding attack pillow* arE YOU OKAY??
    Phil:toast
    Dan:wha-
    Phil: toAST

  • @stayalivefren6485
    @stayalivefren6485 5 років тому +486

    phil: *faints*
    phil’s brain: alrighty folks, it was nice knowing you. my time has come.
    phil: *regains consciousness*
    phil: dAaAAAAAaAaaAaAn!!
    dan: *comes upstairs with attack pillow* a-are you okay??
    phil: *_t o a s t_*

  • @sydney6077
    @sydney6077 5 років тому +260

    dan: oh my god are you okay? do you need an ambulance?
    phil: *t o a s t*

  • @catygrey838
    @catygrey838 5 років тому +3456

    Half naked Dan runs in to save Phil and finds out that Phil is on the floor who had just fainted and he wanted toast more than anything
    You guys are a living sit com, I swear

  • @midnite_martyr4169
    @midnite_martyr4169 5 років тому +1896

    *Phil thinks he’s gonna die*
    *Phils brain: T O A S T*

    • @tomlay3593
      @tomlay3593 5 років тому +13

      * Phil
      * Phil's

    • @smollestbeanlol
      @smollestbeanlol 5 років тому +14

      "Phill"
      "Phills"
      Im NSKLSLDLG

    • @apollo1939
      @apollo1939 5 років тому +7

      *PHILL*
      LMAO SKSKKS

    • @stewyhosseini
      @stewyhosseini 5 років тому +20

      Wįnter Røse D A N I D E S I R E T O S T

    • @midnite_martyr4169
      @midnite_martyr4169 5 років тому +3

      Also omg thank you for so many likes and thanks Phil for liking my comment I’m flipping out lmao

  • @mimble
    @mimble 5 років тому +39

    Hearing a housemate say they've fallen is the SCARIEST SHIT. Because usually if someone falls and they're fine, they'll get back up, but if they feel the need to call out to you? They are NOT FINE AND SHIT IS SERIOUS. Time to pull out all the first aid knowledge you've ever seen in movies and t.v. and be the fumbling hero.
    And get toast.

  • @pbmmiles
    @pbmmiles 4 роки тому +185

    98% of the comments: toast
    1.9% of the comments: him dying in the fanfics
    0.1% of the comments: Phil’s brain looks nice

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 4 роки тому +3

      And people diagnosing him and freaking out over Dan’s parts in the story.

    • @pbmmiles
      @pbmmiles 4 роки тому +2

      JamaicanRain yes that too

    • @hihello6647
      @hihello6647 3 роки тому +1

      *Did you know 42% of statistics are made up on the spot?*

  • @gwenmoore7208
    @gwenmoore7208 5 років тому +537

    "I wanted toast"
    Phil.
    Phil
    Phil
    Phil honey I think you had a stroke

    • @CassandraFae
      @CassandraFae 5 років тому +17

      Tree Hugger if you’re having a stroke you smell toast you don’t crave it

    • @tigipilled
      @tigipilled 5 років тому +5

      Casper Frost he could have smelt it and it made him crave it

  • @wlwcats5810
    @wlwcats5810 5 років тому +5690

    Dan helping Phil even tho he's in his underwear holding a pillow is a mood

    • @Home-body
      @Home-body 5 років тому +35

      I'm imagining Vincent from Catherine

    • @ambivert_artist0170
      @ambivert_artist0170 5 років тому +85

      Like I AM HERE TO HELP and I also want to sleep

    • @unknown-mw9hn
      @unknown-mw9hn 5 років тому +11

      i have to get to school in 10 minutes but fuck this and i'll watch this videos-

    • @jessicaangel2866
      @jessicaangel2866 5 років тому +27

      I feel like the reason he had a pillow was to cover his crotch in case there was a burglar

    • @Tam_Miri
      @Tam_Miri 5 років тому +2

      @@Home-body That was my exact image! XD

  • @deleted7810
    @deleted7810 5 років тому +250

    "I'm about to die, I need TOAST"
    British. You could tell without even seeing him.

  • @kaleyliang9163
    @kaleyliang9163 5 років тому +152

    "an mri scan which is like the evolved pokemon of a ct scan"
    Why is that the most accurate description of an mri machine I've ever heard

  • @f3ral_gh0st
    @f3ral_gh0st 5 років тому +1756

    phil: *faints*
    dan, freaking out: omg what happened are you ok do you need anything
    phil: *hhhnnnnggg toast*

    • @arus.2171
      @arus.2171 5 років тому +45

      some fanfics are more realistic than this

    • @tobydominguez3528
      @tobydominguez3528 5 років тому +6

      same tbh

    • @leylinehowell3640
      @leylinehowell3640 5 років тому +32

      I laughed too hard at that point, PHIIIIIL😂😂😂 he's such a unique and marvelous person, i swear, also i can imagine Dan going like "but phil... you literally fain- you know what, ok, whatever" and Dan on his head "what ever the king wants, it is what he will get"

    • @allegedfreak
      @allegedfreak 5 років тому +4

      moOD.

    • @taylorisobel
      @taylorisobel 5 років тому +2

      this is so funny.

  • @Illbeinmycoffin981
    @Illbeinmycoffin981 5 років тому +8173

    this is why you always die in the fanfics

  • @jenniferk782
    @jenniferk782 5 років тому +365

    They probably had you walk in a straight line and bop your nose to make sure you didn't have a concussion. You typically have a hard time touching your nose if you have one :)
    As a side note, when I had a CT scan and MRI last year, I asked them to play pop too, and whatever they played was definitely not pop haha.

    • @jettadin
      @jettadin 4 роки тому +23

      I misread this as having a hard time touching your nose if you have a nose

    • @yay-depression
      @yay-depression 3 роки тому +8

      or to make sure he didn’t have a stroke either probably, also lmao idk why hospitals have such a hard time figuring out what pop music is

  • @nobutheyonyou7990
    @nobutheyonyou7990 5 років тому +187

    Why is everyone freaking out about toast When Phil literally just said Dan came to rescue him in his underwear with a pillow in his hand

    • @emilybauman3880
      @emilybauman3880 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah and I think that pillow was dans choice of weapon if there was an intruder 😂😂 but it was cute and awesome that dan came to the rescue ♥️♥️

  • @cat-fg9fe
    @cat-fg9fe 5 років тому +1204

    phil: I think I'm dying
    also phil: let's get this bread

    • @maddielessard990
      @maddielessard990 5 років тому +22

      time to yeet the yeast

    • @feeftje
      @feeftje 5 років тому +2

      AAHAHAJSJSKSK

    • @Lindsey1
      @Lindsey1 5 років тому +15

      let’s finagle this bagel

    • @abee948
      @abee948 5 років тому

      omfg

    • @dannioh5
      @dannioh5 5 років тому

      😂😂😂 I laughed way too hard at this omg

  • @eileenzamby3214
    @eileenzamby3214 5 років тому +3339

    I always knew Phil was secretly a fainting goat-

    • @sarahputrus3953
      @sarahputrus3953 5 років тому +4

      I just searched that up and it literally (lol) made my day

    • @ranthetrashcan
      @ranthetrashcan 5 років тому +12

      the goat liked ur comment

    • @emotea7843
      @emotea7843 5 років тому +1

      I said this seven hours ago lolol
      woW u Got notIcED conGraTs

    • @eileenzamby3214
      @eileenzamby3214 5 років тому +3

      @@emotea7843 sorry that we think similarly? clearly our humour is on par without each other. i popped in, watched the video, and commented, I'm surprised as you are my dude ✌

  • @sofia-kq7br
    @sofia-kq7br 5 років тому +283

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Phil: T Ö Å S T

  • @rebelrot9398
    @rebelrot9398 Рік тому +21

    "could have had a side effect of hyperactivity but they just made me really sleepy" i'm so convinced that phil has adhd because of everything about him but also bc medications having opposite effects from what they usually do to people (specifically the effects on metabolism, ie adhd meds are all stimulants) is such a common experience for people with adhd

  • @guccitae8416
    @guccitae8416 5 років тому +5820

    Phil: faints
    Also Phil: lets get this bread

    • @MMoKatC
      @MMoKatC 5 років тому +38

      let's take this toast SKSKSK

    • @harshajay9
      @harshajay9 5 років тому +6

      ARRMMYYYYYYY 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

    • @mayasavoie-ohara6551
      @mayasavoie-ohara6551 5 років тому +29

      Obtain the grain

    • @MMoKatC
      @MMoKatC 5 років тому +21

      @@mayasavoie-ohara6551 retrieve the roll

    • @mayasavoie-ohara6551
      @mayasavoie-ohara6551 5 років тому +27

      @@MMoKatC Yeet the wheat

  • @shreya7673
    @shreya7673 5 років тому +2840

    phil; *faints*
    dan; oh my god phil are you okay? do we needa go to the hospital?
    phil; no, i need 𝘵𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵

  • @_Mystic_Melody
    @_Mystic_Melody 5 років тому +129

    I love how Dan was so worried, but then Phil just says.....
    *Toast*
    Good job Phil.

    • @emilybauman3880
      @emilybauman3880 4 роки тому +2

      Ik but it is cute that dan came to the rescue ♥️

  • @-ellieille-
    @-ellieille- 4 роки тому +80

    *Phil:* “Hey Dan I fainted”
    *Dan:* “ARE YOU OKAY”
    *Phil:* “Yeah but I need some toast RIGHT NOW”

  • @wittyusernamesareacryforva4748
    @wittyusernamesareacryforva4748 5 років тому +5457

    Without the protection of an emo fringe, Phil's head is vulnerable...

  • @kasiawadolowska9192
    @kasiawadolowska9192 5 років тому +2385

    Phil:welp im dying
    Phil's brain:its time for *T O A S T*
    Edit:Thank you Phil!!!!!! You made my day!!!

    • @rkkwc
      @rkkwc 5 років тому +25

      Katarzyna Wadolowska *consume T O A S T*

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 5 років тому +53

      Phil: Crap im going to die in the worst place in the house
      Phils brain: *its time to get that b r e a d*

    • @sheylapelaez9054
      @sheylapelaez9054 5 років тому +4

      Jewel Mine I love this

    • @mr.worldwide5971
      @mr.worldwide5971 5 років тому +2

      U GOT PINNED

    • @jazzford
      @jazzford 5 років тому +2

      Does TOAST mean the Theory Of All Small Things. I read it in a book.

  • @witchinghourcryptid8508
    @witchinghourcryptid8508 3 роки тому +32

    Phil: *outright collapses* this is fine
    Phil: *accidentally swallows some glue* is this the end

  • @Kat-PM
    @Kat-PM 5 років тому +67

    10:53 I looked up “miru” and found many interesting things, but my favorite by far is this: “mirus” is a Latin word that means “miracle”. You’re a gift, Phil. 💕

  • @wyves
    @wyves 5 років тому +3057

    Dan: *wOt*
    Phil: *I NEED TOAST DAN*
    So this is just a mood

    • @Alex-vo5bm
      @Alex-vo5bm 5 років тому +7

      *It'S JuST a PHaSe*

    • @mayawhitaker7519
      @mayawhitaker7519 5 років тому +1

      i read this in their voices. is there something wrong with me?

  • @kalinkaren
    @kalinkaren 5 років тому +2353

    98% of the comments are *toast*

  • @JimTom
    @JimTom 5 років тому +46

    Dan is so sweet that I've got a cavity

  • @reluctant.valentine
    @reluctant.valentine 5 років тому +41

    don't stay in situations stressful like that or you'll end up with fibromyalgia like me. my body was like "pls stop the stress" and I was like NO and my body was like "well fine imma hold my breath"

    • @jostewart3192
      @jostewart3192 3 роки тому +1

      Oof same. I have CFS after a year of abuse.

  • @slendermanisanarwal3850
    @slendermanisanarwal3850 5 років тому +951

    "If you're feeling weird, go get checked out."
    Americans: W H E E Z E

    • @Elliephant_
      @Elliephant_ 5 років тому +21

      Too true

    • @Echos.Art.Corner
      @Echos.Art.Corner 5 років тому +101

      "Go get checked out"
      Excuse me, I don't have a million dollars, I'll just sufgfer thanks

    • @crystalmoon116
      @crystalmoon116 5 років тому +17

      This is so real

    • @mikaylarasnick
      @mikaylarasnick 5 років тому +6

      ☕️☕️

    • @lexabug7410
      @lexabug7410 5 років тому +2

      I don't get it and I am American. By any chance, does it have anything to do with us not always making smart decisions.

  • @mirelx925
    @mirelx925 5 років тому +3382

    That’s the healthiest brain I’ve ever seen as a med student I’m turned on

  • @SunQueen-yp1dy
    @SunQueen-yp1dy 4 роки тому +32

    I live in the US and literally for 15 seconds I was like ‘I wonder where Dan and Phil get such good healthcare from since they’re youtubers’ and then oh... we should really get on using a public system here too.

  • @lua3029
    @lua3029 4 роки тому +40

    Phil: I fell over
    Dan: p i l l o w t i m e

  • @jesse156
    @jesse156 5 років тому +3351

    Phil: *becomes fainting goat*
    Phil’s brain: *toasty time*

  • @ningg37
    @ningg37 5 років тому +613

    phil: *faints*
    phil: “ *get the toast* ”

  • @yAbighoul
    @yAbighoul 4 роки тому +13

    you know what's terrifying? a neighbor of ours had this horrible burn accident and he was in such shock that he sat in the bathtub, called his wife, and asked for roast beef. he ended up dying, and the fact that you wanted toast makes me think there's a correlation

  • @pricklycactus6793
    @pricklycactus6793 5 років тому +34

    "If it was serious, I'd probably be dead by now!"
    I live by that quote.

    • @two5arin893
      @two5arin893 2 роки тому

      Being American be like. (Shitty healthcare)

  • @dibby4946
    @dibby4946 5 років тому +3822

    dan is the sweetest bestfriend what the hell

  • @breeglaude279
    @breeglaude279 5 років тому +891

    Dan: U OK??! HOW DID U FALL?? WHAT HAPPE- Phil: toast mate. Gimme toast

  • @emmamelton6542
    @emmamelton6542 5 років тому +40

    doctors: medicine
    phil, an intellectual: t o a s t

  • @jessicalranya.x
    @jessicalranya.x 3 роки тому +41

    Dan: “Phil are you okay?!”
    Phil: ”...”
    Dan: “PHIL?! SAY SOMETHING!”
    Phil: “T-...”
    Dan: “???”
    Phil: “ *T o a s t* ”
    Dan: “😑”

  • @jasmine-km2lv
    @jasmine-km2lv 5 років тому +667

    Phil: **faints and could possibly be pregnant with an alien child or on the verge of death**
    Also Phil: toast

  • @christina2077
    @christina2077 5 років тому +952

    phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to move*
    phil: *gets some toast and goes back to sleep*

  • @TayDreams500
    @TayDreams500 5 років тому +61

    *90% of comments*
    Phil and his *t o a s t*
    *8% of comments*
    How dan heard Phils call.
    *2% of comments*
    Other

  • @julia_biss
    @julia_biss 4 роки тому +31

    Most people after they passed out: Omg am I dying?!
    Phil: Is my ghost gonna wear emoji pyjamas?

  • @christina2077
    @christina2077 5 років тому +706

    phil: *faints, is lying on the ground unable to move*
    phil: e m o j i p a j a m a s

    • @4l1y4h9
      @4l1y4h9 5 років тому +3

      Christina T t o a s t

  • @rosesraeken
    @rosesraeken 5 років тому +755

    Dan using a pillow as a defense mechanism is a mood

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 5 років тому +16

      me if anyone ever tried to break in cause I have no self defense skills

    • @sarahjasim7403
      @sarahjasim7403 5 років тому +2

      me at my problems

  • @user-gc6xo1te2x
    @user-gc6xo1te2x 4 роки тому +27

    Dan really is the best husband

  • @Zara-fc8xq
    @Zara-fc8xq 4 роки тому +38

    Phil: dan DaNnnnnNnn DANNNnNNN DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
    Dan: Wot
    Phil :I fell over
    Dan: What the...
    Phil: *toast* ✌️

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 5 років тому +1793

    _but imagine being woken up at 5am to discover your friend on the bathroom floor wanting toast from you_
    Phil: I've fallen and i can't get up!
    Dan: oh dear god are u ok should i call the-
    Phil: _only the sweet taste of bread can help me now_

    • @wtfquack
      @wtfquack 5 років тому +7

      kooketh-shooketh_imdone me

    • @allaboutyuzu
      @allaboutyuzu 5 років тому +13

      kooketh-shooketh_imdone your comment and your username just made my day

    • @ashtongreer3447
      @ashtongreer3447 5 років тому +4

      This is me 24/7

    • @user-hn3eg4pi5h
      @user-hn3eg4pi5h 5 років тому +17

      Phil: lets get this bREaD!

    • @jamiep-s6775
      @jamiep-s6775 5 років тому +2

      i'm wheezing

  • @apollo1939
    @apollo1939 5 років тому +1389

    Phil: dan help I've fell
    Dan: omh do you need to go to the ho-
    Phil: _get me toast_

    • @kashi6954
      @kashi6954 5 років тому +11

      me tho tbh
      like id be on the brink of death and my best friend would walk in and be
      "ah shit you ok? we need to go to the hospt.."
      me: "no bush get me toast"

    • @kailussier2288
      @kailussier2288 5 років тому +2

      I THOUGHT I HAD COMMENTED THIS FOR A SECOND AKSNUWNSBWBSNS

    • @kashi6954
      @kashi6954 5 років тому

      lol

    • @apollo1939
      @apollo1939 5 років тому +2

      @@kailussier2288 LMAOO HELLO SIBLING

  • @lysandish3265
    @lysandish3265 4 роки тому +43

    Phil: DAAAAAAN
    Dan: *runs in an sees Phil laying there* “oh god, what happened? Are you okay?”
    Phil: *explains*
    Dan: “oh god, should I call an ambulance? Do you need some water? Some medicine?”
    Phil: tst....
    Dan: “w-wot?”
    Phil: “toast.... I want toast....”

  • @caitlincagney4965
    @caitlincagney4965 5 років тому +55

    phil that sweater looks gr8 on u & ur hair in this video is 10/10 just letting u know lol

  • @chasezly
    @chasezly 5 років тому +4035

    *_Dan I don't feel so good_*

  • @elviraperez383
    @elviraperez383 5 років тому +2830

    Phil: *faints*
    Also Phil: well this calls for a toast

    • @bloomwrites
      @bloomwrites 5 років тому +50

      I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR

    • @Unknowndino03
      @Unknowndino03 5 років тому +35

      ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KIND OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY

    • @yeehaw7189
      @yeehaw7189 5 років тому +23

      WELL THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST SO POUR THE CHAMPAGNE POUR THE CHAMPAGNE,,,,,, AGAAAAIIIINNN I CHIMED IN, HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR NO

    • @tobi7532
      @tobi7532 5 років тому +16

      OH WELL IN FACT
      I MEAN LOOK AT IT THIS WAY I MEAN TECHNICALLY MY LIFE IS SAVED
      SO THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST

    • @dirt42069
      @dirt42069 5 років тому +14

      SO POUR THE TEA-A POUR THE TEA-A

  • @supersaraqxz548
    @supersaraqxz548 3 роки тому +10

    Phil: *faints *
    Dan: wtf are you okay?!?!
    Phil's brain: ț 0 å § ț

  • @reesemiller3901
    @reesemiller3901 5 років тому +20

    I know that the doc wasn't trollin you. I have epilepsy and I have to do those nose/walking tests every 6 months

  • @kak_yoinn
    @kak_yoinn 5 років тому +1310

    Phil: Dan! DAAN! DAAAAAANNNN!!!
    Dan: wut?
    Phil: I fell over
    Dan: What the *Y E E*

    • @Luna-cm6im
      @Luna-cm6im 5 років тому +38

      phil trash no2 bc dan stole my rank
      Dan: well do ya need anything?
      Phil: a good slice of toast will do
      Dan: M’kay?

    • @kak_yoinn
      @kak_yoinn 5 років тому +15

      @@Luna-cm6im if i was phil i honestly would of wanted toast too, but maybe sum LÖÖPS too

    • @kak_yoinn
      @kak_yoinn 5 років тому

      why does this have so many likes it's not even funny wtf thank u so much tho

  • @Noelle9194
    @Noelle9194 5 років тому +687

    Dan: omg are u ok?!
    Phil: get me toast

  • @Jessica-bz1vm
    @Jessica-bz1vm 4 роки тому +17

    0:18
    “What a sweetie you are”
    The way Phil said that just made my day!😂 How can a grown man be so adorable!?😍
    Also toast.

  • @yeraravenclawemma1329
    @yeraravenclawemma1329 5 років тому +79

    Lol Phil it’s l’hopital, pronounced (LOPE-EE- tal)

  • @shoolaces
    @shoolaces 5 років тому +1383

    Only Phil would worry about his ghost state before worrying about calling an ambulance

    • @tiindraah0311
      @tiindraah0311 5 років тому +3

      tbh i would too

    • @gennasantaquilani4863
      @gennasantaquilani4863 5 років тому

      Anna Tiger LMAO!

    • @jessicamessica1085
      @jessicamessica1085 5 років тому

      I was the 1000th like it it was bloody satisfying

    • @squirrely_studios7728
      @squirrely_studios7728 5 років тому +6

      Idk, if I had a roommate I would want to kinda haunt them but in a cool way. Like instead of being a jerk and open cabinets and stuff, I would make sure they know that the pizza rolls are ready.

  • @amygrace5749
    @amygrace5749 5 років тому +297

    ‘If it was something serious I would probably be dead by now’ -Phil Lester 2018

    • @Asl-lq9cm
      @Asl-lq9cm 5 років тому +2

      People at my depression. Little did they know... 😂

  • @denverisntjohn
    @denverisntjohn 4 роки тому +65

    Phil : i fell over and left the door open
    Brendon: close the goddam door
    Phil : yep but I want toast
    Brendon: well it calls for a toast

  • @novaisdeadinside2571
    @novaisdeadinside2571 4 роки тому +14

    Phil is the only guy to put the badum tssssssssshh sound effect after saying hey you're dying in a cheerful tone and I'm here for it

  • @brivitelli7377
    @brivitelli7377 5 років тому +2028

    I can just hear that “WOT?” from Dan 😂😂

    • @NickZephyr
      @NickZephyr 5 років тому +20

      Bri Vitelli Phil’s impression of him is SPOT ON i love it 😂

    • @robinobregon387
      @robinobregon387 5 років тому +1

      Same XD

  • @jaidaa721
    @jaidaa721 5 років тому +614

    He’s in the hospital because his forehead was too cold

    • @IsabelleAmelia
      @IsabelleAmelia 5 років тому +1

      Jaidaa needs to leave lmao

    • @carla4430
      @carla4430 5 років тому +6

      I can't believe it has been like 6 months since the last time we saw him with his emo hair

    • @alexvasquez339
      @alexvasquez339 5 років тому

      Jfc

    • @mvoss2382
      @mvoss2382 5 років тому +1

      @@carla4430 Damn it's been that long I constantly underestimate how long I've been in the phandom like surely I couldn't have actually survived in this state for almost a year now but here we are and I'm only dead on the inside.

    • @clickbaitcl0wn
      @clickbaitcl0wn 5 років тому +1

      My soul, it screams louder by the second

  • @me-mj9du
    @me-mj9du 5 років тому +8

    side note but a lot of things he described in passing were almost like adhd things, not being able to sit still, calming impact of stimulants, etc

  • @demarisoxman4600
    @demarisoxman4600 3 роки тому +8

    about 7:07, idk what medical privacy laws are like in the UK but it could be that the doctor is not legally allowed to say anything about test results around other patients, even if it's just "everything's fine." Privacy laws can be reaaaaal strict, so doctors gotta take precautions.
    Also the walk-in-a-line-and-tap-your-nose test is a coordination thing; most of the time head injuries or brain damage will throw your coordination off.

  • @six______
    @six______ 5 років тому +3388

    Is dying
    *T 0 s t t y m e*

    • @Red-lf9tm
      @Red-lf9tm 5 років тому +45

      Every time is toast time

    • @plarizedpinklemnz6964
      @plarizedpinklemnz6964 3 роки тому +3

      I read that in my mind in a northern accent
      *Why though-*

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 5 років тому +2613

    Phil: * faints * “Dan!”
    Dan with a pillow: “Omg are you ok?
    Phil: “No! Get me toast!”
    Me: 😂

    • @jeofficialjoker
      @jeofficialjoker 5 років тому +27

      That’s what roommates are for!!

    • @atlanticstyles
      @atlanticstyles 5 років тому +20

      thats when you know you have a good friend

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 5 років тому +8

      I just live imagining this. It sounds like a phanfic 😂

    • @123_Aqua_Blue
      @123_Aqua_Blue 5 років тому +23

      But never forget dans first response “wot”

    • @elliart7432
      @elliart7432 5 років тому +3

      I need to draw this 😂

  • @ellabradley4219
    @ellabradley4219 4 роки тому +10

    “Kind of a no-brainer”
    He made a pun without realising

  • @tiredonmain758
    @tiredonmain758 3 роки тому +6

    came from the glue vid... phil how are you still alive.