typos have ruined my life
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- Опубліковано 30 бер 2014
- I WILL NOT SUFFER ANY LONGER AS A VICTIM OF ACCIDENTAL TYPO ABUSE (..I let out a lot of feelings in this video that I think I'd been harbouring for a while)
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i would like to thank the people that comment on my videos and communicate with me here on the internet for your relentless cyber-bullying that inspired this video.
but what about you?! are you a unstoppable typo machine like me? what are some of the worst typos you've made? tell me in the comments below so i can feel less bad! haha :)
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hey gusy haev yuo all seen my new viedo yet?/ i hoep you liekd it!
HA HA lol
Dammit Dan its have you seen my new video guys. i hope you like it. XD
Umm... Dan? I think u spelled a few things wrong.... Lol jk
Obviously that is how u spell it :P
ily
thumbs up if you too are a victim of accidental typo abuse
Abuse u r right Dan it is abuse typohs uhh ggg
Christy Townsend YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!
Does anyone realise how deep Dans videos actually are?
to make you feel better grammar is when you are talking not when you are writing if you make a mistake while writing it is called a spelling mistake
LAST!!! LOVE YOU DAN :*
he should've purposely made a typo in his title
he did, he spelled grammar wrong. He said, "Gramar Police"
He did! He didn’t use a capital letter
I purposely searched through the description to see if I could find any typos to bully him for, in a friendly way of course.
He did do it in the end screen though
the ending says “ clikc heer to sucbsirbe!” i’m sure that’s why he did it to see if people would watch the video to the end and comment on it
this reminds me of “me and phil”
iObsess oh god
iObsess yeah I thought so too
No, No NOOOOOO
NOOOOOoOooOoOOoooOoOoooOo
Omg, don't start plsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And before this video, I got an ad from Grammarly lol
OMG same ha
I got one from mcdonalds
I got one from tatinof (':
ikr lol
Jayden Ciera SAME I keep getting it over and over again. 😊😊😊
The worst is whenever autocorrect changes 'fuck' to 'duck'
So ducking true.
I have a friend that said duck but it sounded like fuck when he was like 10 talking to his mom😂
ikr i was doing that and it autocorrect DUCK ugh hate it
Ikr
My friends and I turn it into a joke
Two things
A) the shirt is so appropriate for this
B) a lawnmower forum. I really want to see your browser history
I was the 1kth like and that was so satisfying lmao
Couldn't stop staring at Leonardo dicaprios face
LaurenFelss thought it was pewdiepie for a sec
Seeing this comment jus made me stop lookin at dan and NOW I CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF LEOOOO
Why is there no period!!!!!???????!!!!!????!!!!?!?!?!!!!
Ikr same!
Comment 404: Error not found
I CAN RTEATE SO MUCH!
caspaaaaar
Caspar people spell caspAr with E 😂😂 My name is Amelia I usually get EMMILIA 😑
.
Caspar RELATE!!!
Caspar Lol😂😂
you could say that
_dan'slaptopisonfire_
Haha😂👌
I'm crying😂😂
EXIT STAGE RIGHT
BEFORE I PUSH YOU OFF THE STAGE
be my best friend
+Fαℓℓ Øυт Kαєℓα leave the room just leave exit stage right
*Insert sponsorship from some grammar correcting app*
Lilymcd.GRAMMARLY IS THE APP FOR YOU
grammarly
That would’ve been perfect omg
@Source Foxmaker honestly grammarly has such pleasant ads
THATS WHY I USE GRAMMARLY
Don’t cry Leonardo DiCaprio, craft
I accidentally said "okay lol babe" instead of "okay lol brb"
To my best friend
Oops
Pori Lance oh my god
That sucks
I have to make you feel butter by making a typo
My name is flyer
*fleur
Idk
Do you already feel butter?
•HeavyDirtyCraftbabySoul •
thank 4 try to halp
Pori Lance I call my best friend babe gTGTGTGTGTGYGTGTGTGGTG
Pori Lance i call my closest friends babe all the time lmao
Pori Lance i was texting my crush and typed "oml yes, babe" when I meant to write "oml yes, brb"
I DIED OF EMBARRASSMENT AGHDJFBFHDJD
Once a cyber bully told me to "drown in the specific ocean" I broke down laughing 😂😂😂
Can u be more PACIFIC
+Easter A It would be helpful, and it might help them SEA eye to eye
😂😂😂
XDDDD
liek if u cri evrytiem
Just realized that he used to talk really fast.
And now realized that was because I had accidentally left the speed on 1.25 from a previous video.
@@arthymisty I love everything about these two comments
i feel like dan’s videos are the only videos that never age
Maybe it's just because I'm American, but I keep thinking "grammar" is "grandma" when he says it, so I'm sitting here like, we must all fear the grandma police?
XD
Now every time he says "grammar" I replace it with "grandma".It's the best thing ever.
I thought it was just me XD
Lol same. At the beginning, it sounds like 'The internet takes grandma very seriously' 😂
5th replay f ya
Grammar Police=Jacksfilms
phaesthetic "Grammar" actually.. Sorry.. Had to..
Ayy
Yess
Yes
Omg yes
Ehat are tuops?
What* Typos* OH MY GOSH
Noodle Nugget Holy shit have you ever heard of a joke
My Name Is Ava what does “ehat” mean? Lol
My Name Is Ava a thing that u just made lol
My Name Is Ava GET OUT OMG
"I only ever make typos if either everyone can see or it's the WORSE situation"
I am the grammar police
he said that as i read this comment :O
WORST
Y is u gramar poilce me no undrstaned
*situation." Use correct punctuation.
i hear grammar police as grandma police
omg the grandma police caught me
😂
Same just as I read this comment he said that's
"YOU HAVE NOT EATEN ANYTHING TODAY YOU MUST BE ARRESTED FOR INTERROGATION" -how I'd imagine the grandma police would be
Nemø's Twenty Øne Fall Øut Rømances! At The Discø omg HAHAHAH
I* not "i"
Texted a girl I liked this "Just got back from wanking my dog" ment to say *walking instead of 'wanking'.
LUCOZADE321 | Mods - Gaming - Tutorials | i feel so bad for you.
Oooooooh! Lmao! That's unfortunate and hilarious at the same time! I'm sorry!
Mrs. Yellow_Ledbetter Haha yeah. :D
LUCOZADE321 | Mods - Gaming - Tutorials | Did She Text You Back Or What Happened? Lol
TotalGamingAddictions :3 She texted back and stuff, I just said to her "Fuck spellcheck" haha.
I love get raedy whit dan\ it’s my favorite video
Jessica well hello again XD I find so many of ur comments lol
ashisintrash XD LOLZOR rawr
Jessica rAwr XD
Jessica *ready *with
Jessica same
“me and phil”
"Phil and I"
How do people make typso, I nevr make typos..
idk u tel m3
***** i think she meant to do it! :)
***** ohhhh!!! what is your msp?
I literally cried when I saw this. I'm not kidding.
Clara Lyle you stuped ideyot
Are we not going to talk about Dans shirt
I WAS JUST GUNNA COMMENT THAT 😻😻
Dan's*
+Zac Koenig that's like saying Dan is...... It's Dans pretty sure
+LDZombieLady YT no...
+Kisses•From •Rosewood Dan's*
Okay but the way he said "Speedy Gonzalez" was adorably cute
ikr
I tried to tell my friends I was laughing hysterically but since I was laughing so hard and that makes it hard to type for me, I accidentally told them I was “laughing historically”.
What about laughing mathematically???
(laughs in victorian england)
When he said "we are all the grammar police" did anyone else yell PLOT TWIST before the plot twist thing showed up
Sabrina Dunseph yea I did😂😂
Sabrina Dunseph I DID
OH NO! IS THIS HOW PEOPLE FEEL!? I'M SO SORRY!!!!
Nikki Ambers it's okay buddy
parts you on the back
Fun Feeling thanks
Fun Feeling ayyyyyyyyeeeeeeee
Nikki Ambers *.....*
Fun Feeling pats*
he protecc
we attacc (his grammar)
but most importantly
we want him bacc 😔
" For if I get one more sarcastic correction, I swear to God...I will cry silently" LOL SAME
Typos* That is a first offense sir, please learn how to capitalize the first letter of a sentence. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time!
Grammar Police Thank you, sir
Grammar Police your profile picture made me laugh so much
Pineapple Lord
You didn't start your sentence with a capital letter! You didn't either add a period after the last word of your sentence!
xD Just kidding... 😂
stop.. YOU HAVE NO DAMN MEANING
Grammar Police 🤔
My best typo was when I was telling my online friend who sent a funny meme that I got a screenshot...can u guess what I really said?? I said "I got a screenshit" and now we quote this 24/7 it's beautiful
Tara Buis ⓈⒸⓇⒺⒺⓃⓈⒽⒾⓉ
My friend spelt "Mrs. Potato Head" as "Mrs. Popato Head"
It's our way of blackmailing her
hey my dudes omg that happened to me too!
hey my dudes 🇸 🇨 🇷 🇪 🇪 🇳 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇹
SAME
I was not prepared for the sexy endscreen dance 😂 I forgot about them
7 years later i still memorize every word thats been said in this video
I type seriously fast, and I make thousands of typos. #relateable
Lola Unsop SAME!
Lola Unsop relatable
I type fast
No typos
Bruh....
The title is not capitalized. Agh.
Lola Unsop I type fast
No
No
No
No
Maybe some
Typos
I understand if someone made a spelling mistake for one person to point it out, but if someone has already said it there's no reason for 50 other people to correct it too.
I love your account name and picture
I agree. Also I like your username and icon.
I agree
Folks love more than going down town .
Your name and profile picture is my life
watching this in 2019 because i miss these silly 2014 daniel howell vids
😙✌
If I see a typo, I will correct it if no one else has or if they really just don't know, otherwise I don't really care
DAN YOUR SHIRT. PLEASE EXPLAIN
Emily Howell who is it
Emily Howell ...
Is that Leonardo Di Caprio
But young
And crying this own eyes?..
I'm pretty sure it's Leonardo DiCaprio from the movie Romeo and Juliet
It is, ye
I want a tee shirt that says "typos ruined my loaf"
Nejd
VERY MANY MISTAKES!!!! Here is a super embarassing one:
Me: So how is work treating you Dad?
Dad: Fine. How is school treating you?
Me: very weekday.
Dad: Weekday?
Me: NO I meant wealthy.
Dad:???
Me: Well. D*** auto correct.
Dad: YOUR CURSING NOW?!
Me: AUTO CORRECTS FAULT I MEANT DANG
*CORRECT'S
You’re*
Nice gideo
Tom SaE RoN srsly?
lol what's a gideo lolol haha
Video*
Video haha
No.
I once texted my dad, "Just been doing random thongs"
I meant things.😐
I was texted my dad "Hello/heyo!!" And it autocorrected to "I want mayo" I don't even know how...
3mma 1i113y you said "I was texted my dad " LOL
Who else kept pausing it and trying to find the typos before he said it
Pentaholic Life PENTATONIX BITCH YAS
In the first one, I didn't care about the typo, just the utterly horrible punctuation.
it's the internet nobody gives a frick about punctuation
I'm pretty much the captain of the grammar police and now I feel bad.
sophiethegreat nope that title is mine
*salutes* CAPTAIN!
I AM SO DUN
Twenty Øne Phans ayyyyye
eyyyyy
|-/
AYE!!!!! U Seem Lit
Twenty Øne Phans same man
38 + 2 pregananant
sparkle singer 40 pregananant?
Ok
Its a joke from yahoo
L.A twins
I know lol.
Wait wut
Pregat
I missed Dans rants
the other day i did i typo and wrote “do i have a kink for the second video”
i was meant to say link
the l and k should not be next to each other
I tried to text my friend, 'do you still have my shirt?'
My phone autocorrected it to 'do you still hamburger?'
Boiii😂
What did they txt back XD 😁😁
why would ur friend have ur t shirt?.....
+TøXIc - KīLLėR to borrow or maybe they had a sleepover and she left it there
I thought it was gonna say "do you still have my shit"
Yeah I hate it when autocorrect makes type ohs.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN^^
mine changes phil into Ohio
it's typo
Just kidding lol good joke 😂
*typo
Imagine you being Phil and hearing Dan waking up shouting, "I should've used an apostrophe."
this is a struggle that i live every day, finally i don't feel alone
Dan looks so josh dun with typos
HAHA TØP I LOVE YOU
Sophia Solari ;)
OMFG TØP
Liv Frank i better josh run then
Liv Frank that doesn't sound like very much josh fun
Pregananant?!?!?
PREFNAT
Pregnaynay
Pregonate
Bella Blue PERGANT?!!
Pregante.
most embarrassing typo:
My dad and i were going somewhere and he was out in the car right? And he texted me "let's go" and I was trying to say "I'm going I'm going" and instead I typed "I'm hoing I'm hoing" ofc autocorrect didn't save me as usual. We had a very long talk after that
My friend accidentally called me god somehow during a conversation 😂
Pregananant?
Andrew Chibigere 😂 oh no! Please no, I'd only just forgotten about that video
Andrew Chibigere how can you get.... PREGANTE??~~
pregante
Pregabt
Andrew Chibigere *am I pregonate?*
I don't usually make typos but autocorrect has ruined my life a lot...
Drama Queen Same! Iw as trying to type again and my phone corrected it to vagina. VAGINA. I turned autocorrect off now.
Drama Queen I typed kicks him in the nuts NOT LICKS HIM GOD DAMMIT
Drama Queen EXACTLY!!!
I'm constantly having to check for typos since I downloaded a Russian Keyboard for my phone. Like, adding the ability to switch to Russian with the press of a button made my English keyboard forget how to function and it's literally the most sensitive thing in the world now. If my finger doesn't hit the exact center of the square for the letter I want, it types the letter next to it. So annoying. And yeah, I could disable the Russian keyboard and only reenable it when I actually need it, but that's not the point.
Dan: I like living life in the fast lane.........
Me: *flashback to the time that I picked off all the poppy seeds of my bread roll and got sad because there was 499 seeds*
there is a special place in he'll for autocorrect
Okay not me but my mum was in college and she was texting my dad, meaning to say "I'm leaving now" but autocorrect made her say "I'm lesbian now"
rasberryisnotonfire :o Poor her XD
Hahaha 😂 It's a miracle you were born.
Did autocorrect already exist?
rasberryisnotonfire Oh, so you were already born. Hahaha okay. Not as much of a miracle as previously thought.
My mum didn't go to college until I was a teenager either haha so it's not abnormal xD
Accidental typo abuse hotline needed
2:38 no but you really remind me of brendon urie
One time over comments I got screamed at for missing a period at the end of the sentence
XD
XD wow that sucks
WHAT THE FUCK BITCH YOU DIDN'T USE A PERIOD AT THE END OF THIS SENTENCE EITHER!!!1!1!
Jk jk
Apart from the pain that a girl gets every month, WTF IS A PERIOD?!
SunshineHads you haven't had yours yet? well just ask your mom i ain't telling you what it is
+SunshineHads LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
2:59 when he just goes "Fuck off, it was not autocorrect", does anyone else find that absolutely adorable?
No you're not the only one ^.^
I thought it was just me 😏
+Aisha Qadeer literally listened to it like 10 times XD
+Aisha Qadeer i love dddasdanddsjfvdgjnsddanDANDANDANDAN
YES I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
I love the endscreen full of typos
I love the fact that there are typos in the subtitles :)
am i the only person that doesnt even notice typos on the first look? i mean like the first time i saw the video i didnt notice that he misspelled everything during the endscreen!
I make so many typos.. I try blame autocorrect, but not everyone believes autocorrect is intentionally trying to make me seem illiterate
"In clearing your name you have ruined our LIVEEEEES" HAMILTON anyone no just me okay
This entire video is literally one of my friends in a nutshell
Soooo many purposely misspelled comments and soooo many people not getting the joke and correcting them
I knew write
+Mira Bisesi know right*
omg I konw rgiht liek taek a jkoe poleple
+Gina Mejias You sir, are one of those people +ToriBori is talking about it. You can't take a joke.
+Melanie Trash praech
my phone always makes me either spell wrong or changes my words so I turned it off and look where that gor me
*GOT!
+danandnoodle xo Haha!
got not gor
IT GOR ME TO THE SAME PLACH TOO
I didn't and look where that gor me
I like how he said “I will cry silently” cuz that is literally worse than any retaliation please don’t cry Dan
I re-watch this a lot
One time my friends dog died. She told me over text message and, well, I replied with "Awwwwwww!" and my phone auto corrected to "Awesome!" right before I sent it. Did I check it? No. Didn't even realize it until she replied back with, "That isn't awesome Baylee, it's sad and I'm crying please take this seriously." I felt SOO bad!
*Endless cringe*
Your Endless Cringe :)
I cry for you
*friend's
+The Little Burrito no its friends. moron
It can't be worse than "ORGANISM" corrected to "ORGASM"....
Ikr
The one time I actually meant to say ducked I was typing fast, doing the swiping to type thing on my phone and didn't reread what I wrote because it was long paragraph in a small text box; suffice it to say that as soon as I sent the message and was able to read it without scrolling in a tiny text box I discovered that every time I meant to put "ducked" my phone had instead put "FUCKED". I have since learned to pay close attention when I do mean to type "duck", "ducking" or "ducked" because especially if I do make a typo or am swiping to type, but occasionally even when I spell it correctly while tapping each tiny individual letter, my phone will put "FUCK" "FUCKING" or "FUCKED" instead, almost always in all caps. Maybe not worse than changing "organism" to "orgasm" but still simultaneously hilarious and frustrating.
+Music Is Life Let's just say, 'duck' to 'fuck' is a serious typo..and that moment when you want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it after you make a stupid typo..anyone relating???
LOL
+Raveena is not on fire ThATS REALLY BAD!
That's why I'm checking everything twice
Damn I remember watching this 7 years ago 😢
Is that Leonardo Dicaprio on his shirt?
Yup
Thats beautiful
Rachelle Carter ye
I get home from vacation and tried to send my friend, "GUESS WHO'S BACK?" ....and autocorrect bit my ass by changing it to, "GUESS WHO'S BLACK?" -__-
Ghost!Jules Grayson OMF you found me. XD
sirius is black
Zeynep Cimir .......YES.
I literally did that the other day. I got home from the hairdressers and texted my friends on a group chat on whatsapp and I was like "I'M BACK!" But nooooooo. I sent "I'M BLACK!". So many mistakes.
lmao
I only correct people's grammar when I'm in an argument
Love the end screen
I was trying to text my friend about what food I could eat ( I had just gotten my wisdom teeth out ) what the text was meant to say : I have only eaten refried beans and yogurt what was actually texted : i have only eaten retired goons and touristsHOW THE HELL !!!!!
lol
+destinee sylvester WOOOOOOOOOOOW
lol :)
Lol and you also forgot to turn of caps lock.
+hailey hansen lol and you forgot about another one f
4:20 stop.
look at the title links to the videos.
actually crafting rn omlll
i need a social life OML!
i need a social life U FORGOT FULL STOP AT THE END AHHHHH BORK BORK
This is not okay.
i need a social life I see what you did Dan
i need a social life I JUST NOTICED WTH
Wow thank you UA-cam recommendations for bringing this back
Love the typos at the end x
When I was in 7th or 8th grade I wrote an email to my biology teacher. I wanted to write something about *organism* (I think it was about a project) but for some reason I accidentally wrote *orgasm*. When I realised it the email was already sent and it was the most embarrassing moment in my life. I'm still cringing when I think about this >___>
*embarassing
Jake Baron Hello grammar police. I have expected you. (No I didn't I misspelled because english isn't my first language but I always wanted to say that >_> :D )
I gave a talk in front of the entire class saying orgasm instead of organism.
Tris Prior I feel your pain x_x
I did something like that as well. Except I said it in front of a group of my classmates (all the pervy ones)
I miss the sexy end screen dance...
Torun Sandström don't we all?
Sometimes I just randomly watch all his videos. Why do I love him so damn much? HAPPY 2017 haha it’s fucking November
I'm an author so I know the feeling. I don't usually double check my chapters because I asked people whom read my book to tell me if there were any typos… but oh boy. When I do check, I notice that my readers do not give a shit if I get humiliated by my typos.
You should check. I almost texted my crush tit le because of Auto-Correct instead of title. I was panicking so much. READ IT THROUGH!
I remember telling my friend that I was going to bed but it autocorrect to "I'm going to breed."
1:38 best Easter egg ever
I get that this is ruining your life Dan, but when you put "GRAMAR POLICE" on the screen, you spelled Grammar with one "m" instead of two...... Sorry.
Purposeful irony?
cringeykid 292 I think that’s the point
He did it ironically