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  • @nollypolly1869
    @nollypolly1869 5 років тому +6998

    I once teased a Dr about his handwriting. He took the Rx back from me and rewrote it super neat.
    The pharmacy thought it was a forgery! 😂😂

    • @DreaminIsBelievin527
      @DreaminIsBelievin527 5 років тому +733

      Nolly Polly as a pharmacy tech, yes, we get used to certain drs scribble 😂😂 I’d definitely raise my eyebrows if his scripts looked neat!!

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 5 років тому +342

      That's hilarious xD How long did it take to convince them it was real?

    • @ddmhhforter7648
      @ddmhhforter7648 4 роки тому +43

      Im gonna be a ginecologist, haha

    • @infaroyyaalkarimahmuhamad1439
      @infaroyyaalkarimahmuhamad1439 4 роки тому +173

      I was told by someone (doctor) I know that they have those writings because the patients cannot read and buy medicine recklessly.
      😂😂😂 well, I guess that's valid

    • @chantellelacey
      @chantellelacey 4 роки тому +9

      Even my DMD has terrible handwriting 😆

  • @mairwilshaw7924
    @mairwilshaw7924 5 років тому +2855

    Doctor Mike: “ *perform* some searches”
    Can we all just agree that’s such a doctor thing to say 😂

  • @astrangermagi
    @astrangermagi 5 років тому +6075

    "Can your patient even afford this medicine?"
    This man is an angel

    • @FreekHoekstra
      @FreekHoekstra 5 років тому +261

      The fact that this apparently needs to be a consideration is a travesty...

    • @AllieShan
      @AllieShan 5 років тому +83

      In my country most of the doctors and specialist asks this question, didn't know it was so rare over there.

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 років тому +151

      @@AllieShan In my country we have free health care 🤷🏽‍♀️ so I'm not used to things like that

    • @ItismeNightcore
      @ItismeNightcore 5 років тому +67

      NHS = amazing. I feel sorry for yall who need to pay so much for health care...

    • @Saharmzd
      @Saharmzd 5 років тому +20

      Magsi Maginski my moms family doctor gives her a bunch of samples of medication which can add up to hundreds of dollars and when she had my sister and brother, she would shove baby milk powered in her stroller 😂

  • @npatel7917
    @npatel7917 4 роки тому +1001

    You didn’t specify if the baby was a smoker

    • @Spark-x1q
      @Spark-x1q 3 роки тому +14

      This made me snort
      lmao

    • @sleepy-gamer
      @sleepy-gamer 3 роки тому +18

      DABABY?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!?

    • @Spark-x1q
      @Spark-x1q 3 роки тому +12

      @@sleepy-gamer less goooo ✌ 😎 ✌

    • @SDfighter1
      @SDfighter1 3 роки тому +7

      Thug baby

    • @Laura-hk8wn
      @Laura-hk8wn 10 місяців тому +3

      Could be second-hand smoke.

  • @anonymouscat9131
    @anonymouscat9131 5 років тому +20707

    Person: I have a mild headache sometimes
    Doctor: There's nothing wrong with you
    Google: You probably have seven kinds of cancer

    • @kwameocran2246
      @kwameocran2246 5 років тому +637

      Why is this so true?

    • @krislatoya7556
      @krislatoya7556 5 років тому +590

      Resulting in death

    • @_bewitchedbyyaz
      @_bewitchedbyyaz 5 років тому +356

      Or my favorite, which has personally happened to me: I have a shooting pain in my right leg constantly
      Doctor: you’re overweight
      Me at 125lbs and 5’2 how ?
      (I weigh more now and medically obese and the pain still happens at any size I’ve been. They don’t care)

    • @kwameocran2246
      @kwameocran2246 5 років тому +54

      @@_bewitchedbyyaz fr? Including specialists?

    • @CybrV-1
      @CybrV-1 5 років тому +32

      Yaz Valentin not a doctor but what exactly does the shooting pain feel like?

  • @annenicoleoccena7458
    @annenicoleoccena7458 5 років тому +992

    Studied many years of medical school with a degree and license: it's just a cough
    Patient: hmmm I'm pretty sure it's lung cancer, I've searched it on google

    • @daniellejulesdelossantos5662
      @daniellejulesdelossantos5662 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SO ME

    • @daniellejulesdelossantos5662
      @daniellejulesdelossantos5662 5 років тому

      #HACKED

    • @lanceestrella6112
      @lanceestrella6112 5 років тому +1

      relate much HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @joannasaadati8810
      @joannasaadati8810 5 років тому +13

      But sometimes they're wrong 😩 My best friends mom was diagnosed with an ulcer and she had lung cancer.

    • @petezahut2432
      @petezahut2432 5 років тому +8

      Joanna Aniela my little brother went in for ear pain and the doctor didn’t find anything. A week later he couldn’t walk because he had a severe ear infection that had spread to his cerebellum, the center of balance in your brain. He’s ok now but it’s funny how he didn’t find anything.

  • @steveon1200
    @steveon1200 5 років тому +8116

    Dr. Mike “No person will ever be comfortable around a robot.”
    Me: “Bold of you to assume that I’m comfortable around people.”

    • @LemooZ
      @LemooZ 5 років тому +250

      Bold of you to assume the boldness of his alleged assumption

    • @thecitadelofxylonas790
      @thecitadelofxylonas790 5 років тому +180

      @@LemooZ bold of you to assume the supposed boldness of this comment that assumes the boldness of his alleged assumption

    • @LemooZ
      @LemooZ 5 років тому +144

      @@thecitadelofxylonas790 bold of you to assume the boldness of my assumption that assumes the boldness of their alleged comment that assumes the servier boldness of his alleged assumption.

    • @thecitadelofxylonas790
      @thecitadelofxylonas790 5 років тому +151

      @@LemooZ bold of you to assume the boldness of my comment that allegedly assumes the boldness of you assuming Steven's supposed bold comment in which he allegedly assumed Dr. Mike was being bold by saying “No person will ever be comfortable around a robot.”
      this was a trip lmao

    • @Mr.Caligos
      @Mr.Caligos 5 років тому +147

      wtf is going on here? :O

  • @anamache-stan7217
    @anamache-stan7217 3 роки тому +1333

    My friends *always* tell me that I have "doctor writing", and I cannot disagree one bit

    • @Usual_User
      @Usual_User 3 роки тому +1

      +

    • @Redd_Psycho14
      @Redd_Psycho14 3 роки тому +11

      Lmfao someone gotta tell you that your like the other millions of people out there. Your not special

    • @ryanong3517
      @ryanong3517 3 роки тому +10

      Your handwriting is so bad I can't even read what you're typing. :)

    • @HotChocolate2070
      @HotChocolate2070 3 роки тому +1

      because you write badly lol

    • @thedorsinator
      @thedorsinator 3 роки тому +7

      What? I can’t read this

  • @Abi-ys7yt
    @Abi-ys7yt 5 років тому +2181

    Had a really bad back pain that lead to a headache
    Mum: likely just your scoliosis or period
    Doctor: likely related to past medical conditions
    Google: your turning into a butterfly 🦋

    • @mistyalanbundy1806
      @mistyalanbundy1806 5 років тому +85

      this is the best one yet...😂

    • @bigtonka82
      @bigtonka82 5 років тому +28

      Fly pretty butterfly fly lol

    • @linabuggy8315
      @linabuggy8315 5 років тому +45

      You're a pigeon Harry.

    • @angelamontoya8032
      @angelamontoya8032 5 років тому +18

      When I tell you I ugly laughed so hard I almost woke up everyone in the house

    • @ashleyashleym2969
      @ashleyashleym2969 5 років тому +7

      Curious to know how you guys come to these wild conclusions from google.

  • @4MN3S144
    @4MN3S144 5 років тому +1406

    No one talks about therapists. Even though Mr. Plant back there, **has flashbacks of Mike fighting the defenseless plant** **shivers**

  • @matiasthered
    @matiasthered 5 років тому +4756

    Me: **Sniffles**
    Doctor: "You have a cold"
    Google: "You have been dead for two days" 💀

    • @iurirobert9845
      @iurirobert9845 5 років тому +19

      Are you using correctly Google ? In my experience Google is 100% in health "diagnoses" and they say Go see a doctor and tive the aderesses of doctors

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 5 років тому +94

      It's not even "you're dying" anymore, you've already been dead for two days. XD

    • @uberkind-412
      @uberkind-412 5 років тому +25

      Bruh greatest twist in history

    • @SiFiFreak
      @SiFiFreak 5 років тому +9

      Oh good things can only get better then.

    • @yassenpetrov2303
      @yassenpetrov2303 5 років тому +23

      You've been dead for two days but you still have a pulse and you move around, so it's death with complications, does your insurance cover this?

  • @km1dash6
    @km1dash6 4 роки тому +160

    A data base is supposed to be user friendly. If it's an inhouse system, maybe there's a way to talk to the person who developed the system to see if there are tweaks that can be made.

  • @mo-hammadabunaser1367
    @mo-hammadabunaser1367 5 років тому +1423

    *Casually skips the question about money*
    I see you, Dr Mike. That Audi R8 didn't pay for itself! Goals right here..

    • @nannibunni
      @nannibunni 5 років тому +70

      Im sure over 4 Million subs paid for that one...

    • @JDPyrotechnics
      @JDPyrotechnics 5 років тому +59

      ABC ABC his channel earns between $6,000 and $93,000 per MONTH just on UA-cam, making him around $1.2 million just from this. So yeah it could have.

    • @nannibunni
      @nannibunni 5 років тому +35

      Hell yeah they did. He makes way more on yt than by being a doctor. He gets a ton of views too which is not a given. Graham stephen „Only“ has a million followers and makes about 100k a month. Soooooo... do your research before saying I’m wrong

    • @maharamadan2946
      @maharamadan2946 5 років тому +13

      According to youtube 1 million views makes about 2 grand so no yt is pretty pointless

    • @JDPyrotechnics
      @JDPyrotechnics 5 років тому +5

      @L.K his channel has made him over $1.2 million from views, so do the math. I'm not arguing, you can easily see the traffic and revenue of a UA-cam channel.

  • @neilballou
    @neilballou 5 років тому +1358

    "Especially when we're treating pediatric patients."
    Normal people call those "children". ;-)

    • @EmeraldHW
      @EmeraldHW 5 років тому +56

      Neil Ballou pediatrics goes up to age 21.

    • @Joana-rj5yp
      @Joana-rj5yp 5 років тому +124

      I am still considered pediatric even tho I’m 17, it’s weird that I’m still considered a child and I still have to go to a waiting room playing Sesame Street on the tv😂

    • @Germfish
      @Germfish 5 років тому +16

      You are a child.

    • @Germfish
      @Germfish 5 років тому +26

      Who told you that? I'm in the medical field and 18 or older is an adult. You sign all your own paperwork and don't need a guardian present. I see patients all day long literally do this every day.

    • @daylight1440
      @daylight1440 5 років тому +10

      Germ .Fish I am 17 and go to the children’s hospital which I’m very thankful for

  • @sourspirit4333
    @sourspirit4333 5 років тому +1243

    Normal people: I searched on Google
    Doctor: I performed some searches

    • @sourspirit4333
      @sourspirit4333 5 років тому +2

      @kinsley strain really?
      🤔 btw thanks

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 роки тому +1

      It’s kinda like an art the way you put it

    • @sourspirit4333
      @sourspirit4333 4 роки тому

      @Ria B of course, they aren't like us commoners they are the life savers

    • @UnCreatively
      @UnCreatively 4 роки тому

      Sarah not the candies right

    • @UnCreatively
      @UnCreatively 4 роки тому

      Ria B the candy life savers

  • @ft8449
    @ft8449 3 роки тому +936

    Dr Mike: “I don’t have great handwriting, but I don’t think anyone has ever told me it’s illegible”
    Me trying to understand what the note he wrote says: 👁👄👁

    • @feb388
      @feb388 3 роки тому +80

      "This is my handwriting . It's not that bad right ?" Something like that lol

    • @jeanjaz
      @jeanjaz 3 роки тому +29

      That's easy... They aren't teaching cursive in most public schools anymore.

    • @thesalazar7328
      @thesalazar7328 2 роки тому +12

      @@jeanjaz not really, I was only taught cursive and it took me some time to get it. And as someone who had to take calligraphy, his might not be that bad, but not peak legible, it's not "open" enough

    • @Militant_Vegan
      @Militant_Vegan 2 роки тому +13

      @@jeanjaz dat ain’t cursive das scribbles

    • @jaysonmidnight6116
      @jaysonmidnight6116 2 роки тому

      @@jeanjaz I learned it but since there's too much to write in a short time, I just write non cursive.

  • @ravanecohea5257
    @ravanecohea5257 4 роки тому +6468

    If he don’t stop saying chest compressions

    • @ravanecohea5257
      @ravanecohea5257 4 роки тому +315

      I did not think he would do that

    • @fanny6920
      @fanny6920 4 роки тому +120

      @@nilimabegum3653 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jenniferferguson1517
      @jenniferferguson1517 4 роки тому +336

      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions
      It is not only his motto, it is his way of life :)

    • @damianarcher7244
      @damianarcher7244 4 роки тому +78

      Ravane Cohea a sign of the apocalypse if he stops

    • @WydeZ
      @WydeZ 4 роки тому +23

      Dr. Mike rapping = ua-cam.com/video/HIHkqbQtcLU/v-deo.html

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +1447

    Me: *Googles "Are doctors really afraid of Apples?"*
    Google: Yes
    Me: _Time to do what's called a pro gamer move_

    • @gabym7844
      @gabym7844 5 років тому +11

      hey vsause

    • @etta5487
      @etta5487 5 років тому +26

      Stop it patrick! You're scaring him!

    • @amshazow
      @amshazow 5 років тому +1

      but he lives in the Big Apple

  • @migliuziokaz
    @migliuziokaz 5 років тому +1146

    If the Internet was your doctor: 'Could be nothing, could be cancer'.

    • @hh-uk8hd
      @hh-uk8hd 4 роки тому +6

      Labas!

    • @smallalalala
      @smallalalala 4 роки тому +13

      aint that the truth

    • @Avianca-rr3rf
      @Avianca-rr3rf 4 роки тому +13

      I mean it’s true. It could be nothing but also could be cancer. That’s why you need doctors, they can diagnose. The internet can’t

    • @N1Rguitar
      @N1Rguitar 4 роки тому

      3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

    • @Rem1nyie
      @Rem1nyie 3 роки тому

      Its " not '

  • @abyssal_phoenix
    @abyssal_phoenix 2 роки тому +195

    Sometimes mike makes me realize how similar teachers and doctors are in many ways
    It probably has to do that both are very social jobs and share that they both have to deal with diverse people, but both also are in a nurturing and educative spectrum of jobs too

    • @Monkey_1640
      @Monkey_1640 Рік тому

      56 likes and no comments?
      I’ll fix that

    • @abyssal_phoenix
      @abyssal_phoenix Рік тому +1

      @@Monkey_1640 xD what a noble deed

    • @Monkey_1640
      @Monkey_1640 Рік тому

      Lol

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 10 місяців тому +1

      Sometimes mike makes me realize how similar teachers and doctors are in many ways
      It probably has to do that both are very social jobs and share that they both have to deal with diverse people, but both also are in a nurturing and educative spectrum of jobs too

  • @damijangospic9892
    @damijangospic9892 5 років тому +583

    I'm eating an apple and watching dr. Mike.There's something wrong here.

    • @HeyThereCharlieGirl
      @HeyThereCharlieGirl 5 років тому +10

      Damijan Gospic gotta have one every day my man, good luck
      😂

    • @perfectiongirl6465
      @perfectiongirl6465 5 років тому +11

      An apple a day keeps the doctor away 😂 well not in your case

    • @maevafiogbe1645
      @maevafiogbe1645 5 років тому +1

      me 2

    • @thethings1444
      @thethings1444 5 років тому +5

      An apple keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough duh 🙄 lol

  • @lucastornado9496
    @lucastornado9496 5 років тому +4021

    Omg his diplomas aren’t symmetrical.
    *help*

    • @Therealalbot
      @Therealalbot 5 років тому +139

      it also looks like the spacing isnt even. maybe its an illusion created by the camera angle

    • @ma.juliaamon1525
      @ma.juliaamon1525 5 років тому +69

      Oh My ghaaaaddd....and the spaces!!

    • @lovebubbles455
      @lovebubbles455 5 років тому +48

      Lucas Tornado ahhhh! Now I can't stop lookin 🙈🙈

    • @VaidasMaldzius
      @VaidasMaldzius 5 років тому +28

      OCD incoming

    • @cottagebitch
      @cottagebitch 5 років тому +46

      Oh no I noticed it when u said it and now I can't unsee it. ಥ‿ಥ

  • @leahrosenfeld2719
    @leahrosenfeld2719 5 років тому +298

    What I want to know is do doctors go to other doctors for minor things like checkups or just do it themselves?

    • @SAnika-sc8xl
      @SAnika-sc8xl 4 роки тому +10

      That's my question too...😲

    • @dogski2822
      @dogski2822 4 роки тому +11

      Can give themselves checkups if they feel sick, but they still have to go to another doctor for annual checkups. They can even prescribe themselves medication, although it is frowned apawn.

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 4 роки тому +1

      Usually, colleagues check out the doctors

    • @sruto
      @sruto 4 роки тому +7

      @@SAnika-sc8xl usually done by other doctors, but ya know, it's more like 2 doctors speaking doctory stuff rather than an actual checkup

    • @PlaylistMadness
      @PlaylistMadness 4 роки тому +2

      If it's minor I take care of it myself, if I think I might need medication or some kind of test I go to my GP. 🤷

  • @LittleChibitan
    @LittleChibitan Рік тому +36

    9:35 Was the case for my grandpa. My grandpa had cancer and thought he was healing well so he was happy and energetic and then my grandma got the news that the cancer basically spread into the whole body and he most likely would have only 2 more weeks for living. So my grandma literally told the doctor: "Don't tell him that or he'll jump from the balcony and if that happens I'll have to take the responsibility for that!" My grandpa was a very proud and strong person, so I could totally see that happening for him. I'm glad they didn't tell him, he was happy and hoping till the end.

  • @monicacosby7094
    @monicacosby7094 5 років тому +66

    How does this man have a UA-cam/Social Media career and still practice medicine while also staying fit and mentally sane.... #props

  • @mahhzinhah
    @mahhzinhah 5 років тому +609

    Computer: “Is ThE BaBy a SmOKeR?”
    Welp, I hope not. 👀

    • @blackdragoncandy
      @blackdragoncandy 5 років тому +5

      My first thought was a meat smoker. So I was wondering how a meat smoker was a baby.

    • @lunar-firefly
      @lunar-firefly 5 років тому

      Computer: “Is ThE BaBy a SmOKeR?”
      Me: I don't think they starred in Roger Rabbit.

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 5 років тому +1

      @@zacharydoran4484 than you show vageen

  • @PlayLyss
    @PlayLyss 5 років тому +1635

    Oh no the tree is back. He is in danger.

    • @sarima7621
      @sarima7621 5 років тому +21

      Oh no.. Poor tree

    • @sarahwithstars
      @sarahwithstars 5 років тому +54

      Run forest Run

    • @savannam.7048
      @savannam.7048 5 років тому +14

      His tree and him remind me of Crowley and his plants in "Good Omens." 🤣

    • @Tw3akst3r
      @Tw3akst3r 5 років тому +10

      I was expecting some interaction between Mike and his plant, also sad when it didn't happen.

    • @mrfoxypants809
      @mrfoxypants809 5 років тому +14

      Photosynthesis while you can little tree

  • @PoojaRangra
    @PoojaRangra 4 роки тому +250

    I saw the thumbnail and instantly felt like running into his arms 😬

    • @PoojaRangra
      @PoojaRangra 4 роки тому +15

      When the heart notification is the first thing you see early morning, IST ❤️

    • @Jenny-mo1be
      @Jenny-mo1be 3 роки тому +10

      I know you're indian so you'll relate... The thumbnail kinda reminded me of Shahrukh Khan's DDLJ pose 😅❤️

    • @bromedical401
      @bromedical401 3 роки тому

      @@Jenny-mo1be srk pose was like open arms

    • @akashsaha8181
      @akashsaha8181 3 роки тому

      @@PoojaRangra u r frm India ???

    • @PoojaRangra
      @PoojaRangra 3 роки тому

      @@akashsaha8181 yup

  • @e.k_liadon
    @e.k_liadon 4 роки тому +2446

    0:49 So we’re just gonna ignore: “doctors are narcissists,”and “doctors are the leading cause of death!? 😂

    • @Wsg_Gmoney
      @Wsg_Gmoney 4 роки тому +190

      The last one says "doctors are corrupt" IM DEAD😂🤣

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 роки тому +5

      HelloHowAreYou same

    • @thevisitor4282
      @thevisitor4282 4 роки тому +17

      We don't speak of it
      Radio silence from here on

    • @amandam7666
      @amandam7666 4 роки тому +10

      Yes, yes we are!
      I’m also at least 5 months late, but that’s ok!😁

    • @BruceWayne-us3kw
      @BruceWayne-us3kw 4 роки тому +3

      K-PoppinTastic some are but that can be said about any profession.

  • @theperson955
    @theperson955 5 років тому +274

    “Do doctors near me”
    Hmmm my mind is truly in the gutter👀

  • @SuperAwesomeness53
    @SuperAwesomeness53 4 роки тому +278

    You mention about the tremendous amount of administrative work required of being a doctor. I am a teacher and I can also state about this issue. I went into my field to help kids, but I feel like all I do is test them and analyze data. It was nice to know other professions struggle with this as well.

  • @justthatgirl-ct4jo
    @justthatgirl-ct4jo 4 роки тому +84

    Doctors are literally people like anyone else. I treat my doctor as I would any other human. The world looks to them like they are supreme beings. You are a fellow human being and will be treated with that kind of respect and courtesy.

  • @maggiefindmusic
    @maggiefindmusic 5 років тому +1713

    My 3yo: Is he a doctor?
    Me: Yes
    3yo: (very skeptical) Where's his "stelescope"?

    • @franloiacono9306
      @franloiacono9306 5 років тому +171

      Ruth Gaynor hmm...he brings up a good point...Mike where IS your stelescope??

    • @smellycat4413
      @smellycat4413 5 років тому +76

      Lol we cant say anyone is a doctor if they dont have a stelescope😂

    • @abbadfatima1239
      @abbadfatima1239 4 роки тому +3

      The Electrobeats stethoscope *

    • @sruto
      @sruto 4 роки тому +30

      @mxlbabe in your stele obviously

    • @itzgachalucyv6714
      @itzgachalucyv6714 4 роки тому +4

      @@abbadfatima1239 nuuuuuu steloscope

  • @Strongest876
    @Strongest876 5 років тому +2216

    Doctor: It's just a headache.
    Mother: It's just a headache.
    Google:
    *It's Cancer*

    • @abomousa1564
      @abomousa1564 5 років тому +103

      Actually .. i'm allergic to apples
      Docotors : it's ok dont eat apples
      Google : just get in the coffin already

    • @TheMrfoxguy
      @TheMrfoxguy 2 роки тому +1

      True google is the last place for help and information

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 роки тому

      Very original.

  • @andremoreiragraca
    @andremoreiragraca 5 років тому +1152

    "do doctors near me" looks like some kind of fetish

  • @victoriaroberts7034
    @victoriaroberts7034 3 роки тому +29

    I trained to be a nurse but I found each year I was getting more paperwork and less hands on patient care. I felt I was unable to provide the care my patients deserved which sent me to a VERY dark place I never want to go to again so I left nursing and now work doing home care which I absolutely love ❤️

  • @dylanfowler70
    @dylanfowler70 5 років тому +164

    The last time I went to the doctor the nurse did 90% of it. The doctor came in, sat at the computer, asked a couple questions, told me to lose weight, then left. She barely looked at me.

    • @MiddleEarthGirl75
      @MiddleEarthGirl75 5 років тому +46

      I waited 8 months (hi, Canada here) to have my first neuro consult for my chronic migraines. He did his exam, sat back in his chair and told me to drink a strong cup of coffee and get some exercise.
      When I got in the car I started to cry when I was telling my husband. 8 months I waited....for that.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 років тому +11

      @@MiddleEarthGirl75 might as well just teach yourself medicine. Download some medical textbook pdfs and start reading.

    • @flanaggenwaters
      @flanaggenwaters 5 років тому +9

      @@MiddleEarthGirl75 It kind of sucks because I feel like it may have to do with burnout or as the saying goes "when you hear hoof steps, think horses not zebras" meaning when a patient presents with some certain symptoms, don't get anchored on this one rare diagnosis and rule out the common illnesses first. I definitely don't agree with what your doctor did, because I had a gastroenterologist (stomach doctor) tell me that my problem of three years would be fixed if I didn't take so many supplements (FYI I had only taken them for 2 months when I had went to see him) and his dismissive behavior had me looking for another GI doctor IMMEDIATELY. So I agree, some doctors need to be more clear with their thought process, or otherwise I am going to think they don't care. Or that they're discriminating because of my cruddy insurance or my age or whatever.

    • @depressedcockroach4045
      @depressedcockroach4045 5 років тому +6

      @@flanaggenwaters my skin doctor told me to wash my face when I presented with pretty bad acne. I have this problem for 7 years.
      Also she was annoyed because there were so many patients with severe problems and she didn't have that much time. She blamed it onto patients even though she was the one that didn't make appointments and told us to just come during her hours.

    • @yashs9502
      @yashs9502 5 років тому +4

      @@scottvelez3154 yeah you can do it. But you won't be able to imply your knowledge without experience . That's why we spend 7-12 years of our life's young age studying and practicing.

  • @AndrewChilders
    @AndrewChilders 5 років тому +561

    Somebody on Google: “Will Doctors ever be automated?”
    Star Trek: “Please state the nature of the medical emergency.”

    • @jadedbelle4788
      @jadedbelle4788 5 років тому +13

      "- oh, its you...."

    • @nerwent1203
      @nerwent1203 5 років тому +4

      I came through the comments to see if someone had already thought of this! Thank you Tutor Veritatis!

    • @Redrally
      @Redrally 5 років тому +2

      Oh God, the EMH has the worst bedside manner eveeeeerr!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 років тому +1

      but did you notice in that instance he was only supposed to be used in extreme emergencies and he had a hu... live back up.

    • @MiddleEarthGirl75
      @MiddleEarthGirl75 5 років тому

      As a Trek fan, I can't like this comment enough!

  • @tuckerjohnsohn9254
    @tuckerjohnsohn9254 5 років тому +390

    *googles why my hiccups are so violent*
    google: cancer, take it or leave it.

    • @shaz910
      @shaz910 5 років тому +4

      Panda Kwen26 I was gonna like the comment but the like count is 69 and I’m a pro gamer sooooooooo

  • @cherryrypie9232
    @cherryrypie9232 3 роки тому +87

    doctor mike: googles something
    doctor mike: answers it himself

  • @TheRainbow
    @TheRainbow 5 років тому +122

    I will admit when I go to the doctor, they hardly look at me anymore. He is always staring at the computer while asking me questions at the same time

    • @ArtzieGal
      @ArtzieGal 5 років тому +2

      Rainbow same, the last doctor I went to would pull his loud table with his laptop from room to room and he barely acknowledge me.

    • @TheRainbow
      @TheRainbow 5 років тому +6

      @@ArtzieGal I miss the days when your dr looked at you in the face with a paper file. If I need a prescription, I don't even see a pad anymore. They send it straight to the pharmacy now. Sometimes the pharmacy doesn't get it and I have to fight between my drs office and the pharmacy just to get medication

  • @ziyugao4816
    @ziyugao4816 5 років тому +524

    Who else is scrolling through the comments while watching the video

    • @janecheval4308
      @janecheval4308 5 років тому +1

      I did that and looked up and all of a sudden he was talking about a grandmother who has cancer😅

  • @rafiqihaqimi3873
    @rafiqihaqimi3873 5 років тому +738

    People: doctor are overpaid
    Football player: almost got paid millions of dollar just playing football
    (not hating football, football is my fav sports)

    • @Mr.Caligos
      @Mr.Caligos 5 років тому +22

      I do hate it

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 5 років тому +6

      @@madisonsnapp4207 Only as free as large, unregulated corporations will let it be.

    • @jyggaswoop2774
      @jyggaswoop2774 5 років тому +19

      people only say overpaid argument because of the large healthcare costs in america. but, doctor salaries don't make up the majority of that lol. I think it's around 15 percent, with half of that being actual salary, the other half malpractice insurance etc.
      Doctors are definetly not overpaid, they're paid like they should be.

    • @er1v4n-hu3
      @er1v4n-hu3 5 років тому +5

      Most of athletes aren't paid very much, just the top ones. We think this way because these are the ones we see the most, but most of football players are in city teams receiving minimal wage.

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 5 років тому

      I mean, not everyone can play football as good as them

  • @doomsdayaddams2894
    @doomsdayaddams2894 2 роки тому +11

    I was briefly a secretary in a doctors office. The doctor not only had Dr. handwriting, but he had arthritis in his thumbs. His handwriting was unspeakable. I tried to do ICD9 coding for him. I was trying to figure out on a patient’s notes where it said “patient is still crying.” I finally gave up and asked the more experienced office worker what the rest of it said. It actually said “patient is still congested.”

  • @ArielRenee21
    @ArielRenee21 4 роки тому +302

    My primary care physician is always running late but it’s cool because he takes his time to really ask the in depth questions. He makes it feel like an authentic conversation not just reading off the monitor. I’ve been seeing him for years so he also asks how school is going and how my family is. It’s kind. It’s like seeing an old friend. I don’t mind the wait.

    • @jeanjaz
      @jeanjaz 3 роки тому +12

      My Primary Care physician is the same way. I've been going to her for nearly 40 years.

    • @ienmel
      @ienmel Рік тому +1

      Tell me where you are I’m moving right away 🤣🤣🤣. Just kidding but hold on to that one because I’ve had my pcp for about 14 years but he’s gone down hill as far as care. I have to beg for meds that my insurance will cover or bloodwork or any test for that matter..

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 10 місяців тому

      My primary care physician is always running late but it’s cool because he takes his time to really ask the in depth questions. He makes it feel like an authentic conversation not just reading off the monitor. I’ve been seeing him for yearr so he also asks how school is going and how my family is. It’s kind. It’s like seeing an old friend. I don’t mind the wait

  • @SnowmanInABlizzard
    @SnowmanInABlizzard 5 років тому +312

    "Please do not confuse your Google Search with my medical degree"
    -Sassy Mug, 2019

    • @AnimeKat8849
      @AnimeKat8849 5 років тому +1

      I'm definitely getting that mug to my boyfriend 😂

    • @ceebee9633
      @ceebee9633 5 років тому +4

      Please don’t confuse your medical degree that included one lecture on my chronic illness with my lived experience of said illness.

    • @insanitysean4939
      @insanitysean4939 5 років тому

      Cee Bee bad day?

  • @anxious_and_avoidant
    @anxious_and_avoidant 5 років тому +520

    The computer punch after "you didnt enter if the baby was a smoker" sent meeeee 😂😂😂

  • @whateverdude4434
    @whateverdude4434 3 роки тому +39

    I honestly wish I had someone like Mike as my doctor.. it shows he actually feels passionate about what he does. Plus he makes very entertaining videos 😁

  • @urfahni437
    @urfahni437 4 роки тому +3478

    "Did they ask the patient, if they can afford the medicine?"
    Me as a German being confused for a second....
    "Oooooh, yeah, american health care system... "

    • @edeeeXO
      @edeeeXO 4 роки тому +130

      We still have to pay for non-prescription drugs though. I'm sure the situation has come up in Germany as well

    • @rajniarora8118
      @rajniarora8118 4 роки тому +54

      Lol aaaa yes american stuff (btw I'm a canadian)

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 4 роки тому +50

      What is it like in Germany? Can you maybe tell our Government about it? 🙂

    • @maxenceduhamel796
      @maxenceduhamel796 4 роки тому +71

      @PaulR Germany has better Healthcare system overall than Sweden according to oecd panorama. Germany and Turkey are at the top of most indicators. Except for the cost, of course, no one challenge the USA on that...

    • @maxenceduhamel796
      @maxenceduhamel796 4 роки тому +20

      @PaulR I suspect that it is the case for lot of them (i am French, and that is relatable). Problem is likely that a governmental system is in competition with lot of other important things for limited budget, so it is easy to cut just a little the budget each year (or not increase for inflation), and finally the healthcare system becomes more and more in tension...

  • @dylannguyen3859
    @dylannguyen3859 5 років тому +271

    Dr.Mike: Incognito mode
    Me: ahh yes, a man of Culture

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 5 років тому +13

      Dylan Nguyen I guess we can say doctors beat the meat from time to time too 😂

    • @dylannguyen3859
      @dylannguyen3859 5 років тому +5

      Henrique i believe the term to be, beatus the meatus

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 5 років тому +2

      Dylan Nguyen Oh indeed, pardon my informality.

  • @alison16
    @alison16 5 років тому +1738

    Me: Why does my head hurt?
    Google: YoU hAvE a BrAiN tUmOr

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 5 років тому +8

      I love you

    • @simranthakur1816
      @simranthakur1816 5 років тому +12

      Same with Grey’s Anatomy

    • @simranthakur1816
      @simranthakur1816 5 років тому +3

      So true 😂

    • @PianoViolinGuitar
      @PianoViolinGuitar 5 років тому +3

      Alison Bing-Wo lol i don’t need google to tell me that. I have people tell me that every time I have a migraine....aaaand I don’t

    • @xierra3741
      @xierra3741 5 років тому

      @@Ozzymandius1 fr

  • @summerthebeagle
    @summerthebeagle 4 роки тому +62

    One time I waited 2 hours for the doctor to come, just to tell me that I’m going through puberty.

    • @darobauwens3712
      @darobauwens3712 3 роки тому +5

      What was your problem then?

    • @Tototoo88
      @Tototoo88 3 роки тому +10

      @@darobauwens3712 Having to become an adult i'd assume

  • @geraldmcmullon2465
    @geraldmcmullon2465 5 років тому +538

    Patient to Doctor: Did you just Google that?
    Doctor: Yes
    Patient: I could do that.
    Doctor: Yes but I have years at University and in practise to know which is worth reading and which is a load of rubbish.

    • @Shadowhunter-bf4dw
      @Shadowhunter-bf4dw 4 роки тому +2

      Noice

    • @TDrA0
      @TDrA0 4 роки тому +1

      Same thing as a lot of IT jobs; they’re just really good at googling and know what to look for

    • @sonarek7312
      @sonarek7312 4 роки тому

      Omg..

  • @JohnDoe-dj3xh
    @JohnDoe-dj3xh 5 років тому +513

    "no one has ever told me my handwriting is illegible" ... let me be the first then

    • @dee-annegordon5959
      @dee-annegordon5959 5 років тому +25

      I actually had no trouble reading it.
      Oh wait, I read doctor writing for a living. Never mind, it's bad. 🤔

    • @queenofallhighandlow9362
      @queenofallhighandlow9362 5 років тому +21

      Same, I couldn’t understand the second sentence. I was like “WTF is this” then after pausing the video and studying it for a few minutes I finally understood what it was meant to say.

    • @vibinwmysockson6497
      @vibinwmysockson6497 5 років тому +8

      Leslie M lots of youngsters write in cursive too ;) 17 and I still do! It's so pretty

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 5 років тому +7

      He wrote "Da's not so bad,right?"

    • @sunflashfuturesailor
      @sunflashfuturesailor 5 років тому

      Omg 😂😂

  • @laurenduke3025
    @laurenduke3025 5 років тому +155

    I always see advertisements for “online doctors” that will diagnose you at home. Could maybe for a video one day you investigate these “online doctors”? Are they legit and offer the proper advice? Or are they just all scams? Although I can take a pretty good guess as to what the answer might be 🙃

    • @Joana-rj5yp
      @Joana-rj5yp 5 років тому +7

      Lauren Duke some are actually real! Check your insurance company and see if they have any programs for it. They are only useful for like the overnight flu or something minor. I used one before!

    • @inuto100
      @inuto100 5 років тому

      Kinda sounds like tele-doctors

    • @azuradawn5683
      @azuradawn5683 5 років тому +3

      My company's insurance includes a service like this. They'll only treat minor things and obvs don't prescribe anything controlled. I've only used it a couple of times but they've been helpful when I have.

    • @tinawhite5310
      @tinawhite5310 5 років тому +1

      Some of them are real check with your insurance company to see if they cover it and those doctors only do minor things and can’t prescribe anything that is controlled such as opioids

    • @najmaht.a.1314
      @najmaht.a.1314 5 років тому +1

      yeah there's so many apps ands sites here .-.
      i keep getting ads for them in dr mike's vids too ugh

  • @loftyradish6972
    @loftyradish6972 3 роки тому +19

    As a phlebotomist, the amount of time I waste with illegible Dr's handwriting is absolutely mind blowing, it can turn a ten minute procedure into a 20 minute phone call as we all try to work out what on earth the Dr was requesting. The other one is when Dr's just make up their own acronyms for things. I once had a Dr write "RPM" on the form. I called the lab and they were like "revs per minute?" Anyway, lab ended up having to contact the dr, it was just a standard kidney test. Some of the funniest handwriting one was when my boss said in all seriousness to look at it upside down because sometimes then you could work it out. We did work that one out, it was blood group.
    Something else we do is ask the patient, like if I think I know what something is I will say "does it make sense for your Dr to be testing you for this?" This once backfired very, very badly (but also hilariously) when I asked a patient "does it make sense for your Dr to be testing you for coeliac disease?" And the patients earnestly talked about how the local health department was poisoning his water to make him fart a lot and make him smell bad and discredit him so that the judge wouldn't believe him when he went to court to accuse his psychiatrists of following him. The poor man was obviously experiencing psychosis. However, since he appeared to be having symptoms of farting, I ascertained that he was probably being tested for coeliacs disease and went ahead with the blood test while he continued to talk about the health department. Sweet guy, but good lord that was one day where keeping a straight face was difficult.

  • @rehamsameh196
    @rehamsameh196 5 років тому +353

    Me having a headache
    Google: Your coffin is ready😵
    Dr. Mike: Chest compressions,chest compressions,etc.
    Mom: That goddamn phone!!!

  • @pixelsgames3066
    @pixelsgames3066 4 роки тому +479

    Me: I have shoulder pain
    Google: You have lung cancer

    • @NaturalSelection_
      @NaturalSelection_ 3 роки тому +11

      Me: I have lower abdomen pain prolly just cramps
      Google: stomach ulcer, kidney failure, appendicitis, diverticulitis, gastrointestinal disease, endometriosis, IBS
      Me: wtf- *pops a midol and takes nap*

    • @aflower6955
      @aflower6955 3 роки тому

      Google has said to see their local doctor and not listen to what Google says in their terms and conditions. These people.. Redditors don't woooosh me.

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 3 роки тому +4

      "I got a small headac-"
      "Your brain is eating itself"

    • @SwearMY
      @SwearMY 2 роки тому

      Doctor: Lose weight. If you lose weight, your shoulder won't hurt.

  • @avengers-rule1032
    @avengers-rule1032 5 років тому +168

    I would’ve laughed if you looked up “what do doctors look like” and the first image that popped up was you “hey, that is what a doctor looks like! I’m a doctor!” 😂❤️

    • @mistyalanbundy1806
      @mistyalanbundy1806 5 років тому +6

      Well I just did and I found “Doctors of Osteopathic medicine. With a picture of him on it. ❤️😂

  • @Frau.Kanzlerin
    @Frau.Kanzlerin 3 роки тому +3

    I love that you highlight text when you read it. Idk if you just did that for the video or if that's a habit of yours, but I do that all the time because my eyes love to jump around. I have ADHD also and it's a good way to keep me engaged with the text. 😂 It felt so relatable!

  • @Eonstar890
    @Eonstar890 5 років тому +84

    Mike : * is reading sentence aloud*
    Also Mike: *furiously highlights the sentence again and again*

  • @comedy-and-cabaret
    @comedy-and-cabaret 5 років тому +165

    Hi Dr. Mike, big fan of you! One question: Did you ever consider making a second channel for med and nursing students, where you talk about medical topics? I would love such a channel!

    • @harjotmalhi3837
      @harjotmalhi3837 5 років тому

      Yeah that's such a good idea 👌

    • @laartje24
      @laartje24 5 років тому +1

      And Biology students!

    • @franny7997
      @franny7997 5 років тому

      Graat idea!
      Could be really interesting even for people (like me lol) who are not students or someting like that :)

  • @shubhamgarg9361
    @shubhamgarg9361 5 років тому +447

    Patient: Hello Doctor Mike
    Doctor Mike: PeEwHoOp
    Patient: I think I have a cold. What should I do ?
    Doctor Mike: Chest Compressions
    Patient: But I...
    Doctor Mike: Chest Compressions
    Patient: Yeah Okay. Imma head out
    Doctor Mike: Stay Happy, and Healthy !!

  • @imtired7303
    @imtired7303 4 роки тому +27

    0:28 man just doesn't want us to see his search history😂

  • @samikshyapanda1280
    @samikshyapanda1280 4 роки тому +608

    *"You didn't enter if the baby was a smoker"* 😂😂

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 роки тому +60

      Has your kid smoked or vaped in the last 2 years
      Kid: *18 months old*

    • @hannahtfdthbkktffrd
      @hannahtfdthbkktffrd 3 роки тому +10

      @SquooshyCatboy
      Lmaooo they’re just doing hard drugs in the womb

  • @ashleyborstad5152
    @ashleyborstad5152 5 років тому +94

    Hello! I’m a current nursing student and we are studying antibiotic resistance in my microbiology class. Please talk about antibiotic resistance and why it is becoming an epidemic!!

    • @Sileithel
      @Sileithel 4 роки тому +3

      OMG YES!! My mother always buys antibiotics every time she gets sick. I'm sick and tired of explaining to her why it is bad, maybe it's because it's just me. (Then again I won't be able to show her Mike's video if he ever does a vid on the subject, because she doesn't speak English, but probably other people need to hear it as well).

    • @gerald0820
      @gerald0820 4 роки тому +1

      As a Clinical lab scientist. I agree with this.

    • @aleksandralempart8305
      @aleksandralempart8305 4 роки тому

      Meat consumption is the main cause

  • @kiylahmiller921
    @kiylahmiller921 5 років тому +560

    “you didn’t specify weather the baby was a smoker or not.” 😂😂

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 роки тому +5

      Kiylah Miller OMFG

    • @UnCreatively
      @UnCreatively 4 роки тому +2

      Really important question because their parents may smoke and babys can breathe it in

    • @rohankurani4974
      @rohankurani4974 4 роки тому +12

      UnCreatively that’s secondhand smoking tho. Not the same as smoking

    • @veralenora7368
      @veralenora7368 4 роки тому +1

      "weather?" that will get an odd Google response. I think you mean "whether".
      Grammar Nazi
      ua-cam.com/video/N4vf8N6GpdM/v-deo.html

    • @Jinxed11
      @Jinxed11 4 роки тому

      That has got to be a really irritating and redundant thing to deal with. Someone should really work to update that to save time on items like that

  • @matthewbeland8443
    @matthewbeland8443 4 роки тому +9

    "You didn't enter if the baby was a smoker." I used to be a medical scribe, and am currently a medical student, and that really hit home. XD I always HATED when stuff like that came up in my documentation.

  • @Xen0s_corner
    @Xen0s_corner 4 роки тому +790

    Mike is such a doctor
    “Okay I’m gonna perform some searches”
    Édit: wow thanks for like almost 400 likes

    • @alanbanh
      @alanbanh 4 роки тому +9

      Burnt Cabbage PERFORM NOT PREFORM

    • @coralbachmann6313
      @coralbachmann6313 4 роки тому +6

      Mind me asking what that flag is on your profile. I'm not meaning to offend anybody just asking a general question

    • @Xen0s_corner
      @Xen0s_corner 4 роки тому +23

      ​@@coralbachmann6313 the transgender flag and thank you for asking i love answering questions

    • @jesusislord229
      @jesusislord229 4 роки тому +3

      Burnt Cabbage
      Are you yourself transgender?

    • @AndreaRam
      @AndreaRam 4 роки тому +5

      Love your last name

  • @dizzyreed92
    @dizzyreed92 5 років тому +271

    I literally had a dr google my symptoms. 🤷‍♀️

    • @LibbyLou123444
      @LibbyLou123444 5 років тому +5

      Desiree Reed oof

    • @username1568
      @username1568 5 років тому +19

      ..........it's cancer isn't it

    • @lynseymckenzie1
      @lynseymckenzie1 5 років тому +12

      Desiree Reed my mums old doctor told her to go home and google her issue, google told her she’ll be dead in a year... that was a fun year.

    • @josiemaniscalco6095
      @josiemaniscalco6095 5 років тому +3

      Lynsey Rose hows your mom??

    • @tashaelsnau104
      @tashaelsnau104 5 років тому +6

      My doctor did that too, was awkward when he was looking at the same pics I had already looked at.

  • @dannimasoud1011
    @dannimasoud1011 5 років тому +584

    no one:
    literally NO ONE:
    not a single soul:
    not even a ghost:
    dr.mike: *flexes diplomas in the background*

    • @jayv7006
      @jayv7006 5 років тому +3

      stfu

    • @jenaliez8522
      @jenaliez8522 5 років тому +11

      D4LETTERJ4Y oh you a salty boi😂😂

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 5 років тому +2

      @@jayv7006 No u

    • @oliben121
      @oliben121 5 років тому +6

      Flexes his watch (Audemar Piguet) way more tbh

    • @LamaMama26
      @LamaMama26 5 років тому +2

      That's what's up! Flex it, Dr. Mike!

  • @tianareed4320
    @tianareed4320 3 роки тому +2

    One of the kindest things a Dr ever did for me was after deciding my new anti depressants he instantly got on GoodRx and found/printed a coupon for me (he knew I didnt have insurence). Not only did it save me a ton of money but also major stress of needing to think about GoodRx (if it even came to mind), finding what I needed in a dosage, ect. I was able to leave knowing my pills would be $5 and feeling like going to the store pharmacy wasnt going to be the biggest mountain in the world.

  • @JacksonHollo
    @JacksonHollo 5 років тому +607

    If you remember this you deserve a veteran’s discount:
    *CHEST COMPRESSIONS* *CHEST COMPRESSIONS* *CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

    • @akgold22
      @akgold22 5 років тому +8

      EpicCoolPlayer TRS lmao that was only like last year so uh

    • @NikkiBudders
      @NikkiBudders 5 років тому +1

      Unless they are DNR. In which case Dr.Mike is sad :c

    • @JM-ru7ku
      @JM-ru7ku 5 років тому +1

      EpicCoolPlayer TRS they save lives man

    • @anntran9840
      @anntran9840 5 років тому

      Can I have a discount now :/

    • @JacksonHollo
      @JacksonHollo 5 років тому

      Ann Tran yes

  • @vienne7483
    @vienne7483 4 роки тому +86

    It’s annoying that google can’t just write YES or NO

  • @irinbanerjee1597
    @irinbanerjee1597 4 роки тому +2491

    Now after the corona pandemic:
    doctors are
    god
    heroes
    great
    superheroes
    living god
    angels
    soldiers

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 роки тому +16

      Roasty the Owl marshenmlow YES

    • @vivekpandey2959
      @vivekpandey2959 4 роки тому +86

      They always were

    • @pppriest3206
      @pppriest3206 4 роки тому +29

      After the pandemic they will be right at square one

    • @FROSY-345
      @FROSY-345 4 роки тому +2

      Irin Banerjee Humus are am a. ........stuck at home

    • @Niki_the-poetica05
      @Niki_the-poetica05 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah I also got the same results when I googled "doctors are..."

  • @rosiroze3042
    @rosiroze3042 2 роки тому +5

    Me: my stomach hurts, my last period was a month ago
    Doctor: you’re probably having a very light flow
    Google: you have 3 hours left

  • @annamacdonald5328
    @annamacdonald5328 5 років тому +318

    Me: man my head hurts
    Mom: you're fine
    My aunt who's a doctor: just a headache
    Google: you have two days to live

    • @robertbush6255
      @robertbush6255 5 років тому +3

      Anna MacDonald Google: goodbye old friend

    • @elise3455
      @elise3455 5 років тому +4

      Dr. WebMD: So what seems to be the problem? Besides the cancer.

  • @PassionIsDead13
    @PassionIsDead13 5 років тому +24

    The only doctor I trust anymore is my OB. My PCP legit told me I had allergies, as I’m sitting there begging him to listen to me because I knew something was wrong, and pushed me out the door. Three days later I went to the ER because I felt like I couldn’t breath. I had pneumonia, strep, a rash down my throat, and tonsil stones.
    Worst experience of my life trying to get better. But such a relieving feeling knowing I wasn’t making up my symptoms in my own head.

    • @icanbestronger
      @icanbestronger 4 роки тому

      Same here!!!!! I 99 percent of the time diagnose myself...I discovered i had mono on my own...and later begged doc to check my antibodies to verfiy..today I even asked him to prescribe me with a specific med ... I am my own doctor! I figure out my medical problems and how to care for it ...sad!

  • @ketchup1993
    @ketchup1993 4 роки тому +110

    MC MD MV:
    Di-gi-ti-zation/
    Promises to make medical care easier, more efficient but our screens come in between
    Doctors and patients

  • @jenschwartz4984
    @jenschwartz4984 2 роки тому +2

    As a social worker working in nursing homes, I had a discussion with family about DNRs too. Tried to help them understand that was what desired, and it was there signed and everything....I was usually the one who made the bracelets that said it too....and you get it of course, when the time comes to sign the papers, the family is trying to convince them not to sign papers. But, it's a personal choice of the person, as long as they are of sound mind and body when they make that choice. It sucks for the family most of the time. And you feel for them. But it is what the patient/ resident wanted.

  • @angelineameloot1331
    @angelineameloot1331 5 років тому +241

    I don’t like being early, it’s unsettling

    • @laurencook9718
      @laurencook9718 5 років тому +1

      I feel that

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 5 років тому

      I feel alone, I can't just watch.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +33

      It should be celebratory not unsettling!

    • @astrocigars4695
      @astrocigars4695 5 років тому +3

      Doctor Mike
      I love you you’re amazing im only 11 but I enjoy watching you

    • @catzbestfriend
      @catzbestfriend 5 років тому

      I like being early cuz then I can take my sweet time. For instance go to the bathroom if I need, get a drink, chat with my friends on my phone, if they are running a little late, watch a Doctor Mike video; you know just chill.😋

  • @JeremyWinfreeDev
    @JeremyWinfreeDev 5 років тому +55

    "do doctors near me"
    my first thought: ...who are all of these doctors that need doing?

  • @shreemoyeesaha.15
    @shreemoyeesaha.15 4 роки тому +664

    Plot twist:
    Dr. Mike went incognito because he doesn’t want us to see what he searched.... 🤫

  • @sophistiq8ted
    @sophistiq8ted Рік тому +1

    So true. I changed doctors because my doctor first told me to "keep doing what you're doing" when I went in with a debilitating migraine. And then prescribed a medicine that cost $200 for 10 pills! My next doctor actually listened and helped me and I stayed with them for years.

  • @hollystanislawski5680
    @hollystanislawski5680 5 років тому +351

    Me: *is yellow*
    Google: “You have pancreatic cancer”
    Me: pfffffff, sure🙄

    • @brittanywoodman6559
      @brittanywoodman6559 5 років тому +7

      Holly Stan I mean that literally was the first sign that my mother showed her skin and eyes started to turn yellow

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 5 років тому +12

      @@brittanywoodman6559 I believe the term for yellowing of the eyes and skin is 'jaundice'. It's actually something you should get checked out, tbh, jaundice doesn't just show up to the party cuz it feels like it.

    • @grace2be
      @grace2be 5 років тому

      A few other conditions can cause that... Addisons for example ...

    • @nikki11111
      @nikki11111 5 років тому

      HauntedShadowsLegacy I thought yellow eyes meant dehydration.

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 4 роки тому

      @@nikki11111 Jaundice is the name of a symptom more than anything else. Jaundice happens because of other things. Like how someone diagnosed with a concussion might have a symptom of lethargy (tiredness/sluggishness). Diagnosis is comprised of symptoms.
      Because jaundice is a symptom, it could fall under more than one diagnosis. To be sure what's actually causing the jaundice, it's best to see a doctor as soon as you can (some conditions that cause jaundice are life-threatening, so you shouldn't take a symptom like that lightly).

  • @Monkey_BallsZ
    @Monkey_BallsZ 4 роки тому +310

    Will doctors be automated?
    Baymax: I’m gonna ruin this man’s career

    • @deborahaber996
      @deborahaber996 4 роки тому +4

      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ toast oh man that could actually be cool

    • @kriscchen
      @kriscchen 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @sashaisabitch22
      @sashaisabitch22 4 роки тому

      clips.twitch.tv/DreamyGlutenFreeStorkAMPEnergy

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 3 роки тому +4

      If anything, Baymax is more of a nurse, which *could* be automated eventually, but things like diagnosing and prescribing need a human touch, because every body is different.

    • @p.k.953
      @p.k.953 3 роки тому +1

      Human doctors : "what if I made some incersions on you with my scalpel ⁉️😏" keep putting on tapes on your body, buddy...❗❗❗✌️😈

  • @olinapeters2108
    @olinapeters2108 5 років тому +136

    Why is he not adressing the money questions😂

    • @LibbyLou123444
      @LibbyLou123444 5 років тому +2

      Olina Pete maybe he doesn’t want to talk about money on his channel

    • @olinapeters2108
      @olinapeters2108 5 років тому +1

      @@LibbyLou123444 well yeah obviously 😂

    • @LibbyLou123444
      @LibbyLou123444 5 років тому +3

      Olina Pete then don’t ask a question you know the answer to?

    • @olinapeters2108
      @olinapeters2108 5 років тому +4

      @@LibbyLou123444 it was more of a statement. That's why I put a laughing face

  • @cmcphotography1
    @cmcphotography1 3 роки тому +2

    "My foot hurts"
    "You're seconds away from Cardiac arrest, your Sternum us ready to implode, your ear drums are exploding, your ankles are rotting, and you have 7 types of cancer"

  • @hannathobani
    @hannathobani 4 роки тому +76

    The “why don’t doctors get sick” is relatable. I’m a microbiology and immunology major, so I study germs and how the body reacts. I told this to someone once, and their response was “wow, you must never get sick!”
    Wow I should have studied finance 😓

  • @biankatoth1786
    @biankatoth1786 5 років тому +119

    I was never asked if I had money for the medicine, ever.

    • @stephanied6711
      @stephanied6711 4 роки тому

      Me either

    • @fractalfoxette8001
      @fractalfoxette8001 4 роки тому +1

      They usually leave it to the pharmacy to figure out. I've had doctors try to quote patients, idk how they do it but they have been wrong on the price every time. To be fair, doctors aren't really able to tell you the price. You only know if you either 1) let the pharmacy bill the insurance and see what comes back or 2) call the insurance and ask. OH! Or c) check goodrx to get a ballpark worst case scenario price. (good if your insurance sucks or you have no insurance)

    • @AmyLynnRiley
      @AmyLynnRiley 4 роки тому +12

      I have. I have a chronic illness and have been with my doctor for a few years. One time, I wasn't working, didn't have insurance, my doctor knew I was paying cash so he asked if I was going to be able to afford my medications. I said maybe. He went and found any samples he had of the meds I was prescribed so I didn't have to pay for those.

    • @csokitorta9938
      @csokitorta9938 4 роки тому

      @Zora Moldovan ?

    • @Me-wk7dz
      @Me-wk7dz 4 роки тому +1

      I don't like doctors that just throw pills at you, they don't even mention lifestyle changes, dietary changes, etc. that could solve the problem they just start chucking prescriptions at you that are like bandaids, addressing the symptoms but not the cause.

  • @AllisonPearce83
    @AllisonPearce83 4 роки тому +39

    Hi Doctor Mike. What is crazy is this: The patient fills out 10 pages of forms in the waiting room with all the "checkboxes." Then, the patient is admitted to a room and the nurse or medical assistant gets in front of a computer and asks all the same "checkbox" questions -- typing them into the computer. Then, the doctor comes in, checks the computer and half the time has to ask again. It puts so much admin on the medical staff. Why don't the patients just fill out the forms on a tablet? The tablet should synchronize with the computer system. When the doctor views the chart, the software should be smart enough to highlight the key risk factors and family history so he/she can easily get up to speed upon entering the room and spend more of the allotted time in conversation with the patient about the issue at hand. Why do you think we don't have better medical chart software? Are HIPPA laws preventing digital improvements to hospital processes?

    • @danicallefornia
      @danicallefornia 2 роки тому +3

      EHR systems just are not "smart" enough to flag what may seem obvious to us. Some programs do for vitals, which are an easy measurement that has a normal or abnormal range.
      A previous doctor I've worked for did use online intake forms, but we humans still had to input the information ourselves because it was an outside tool that didn't talk to the health record. It's also very expensive to design these programs.
      Still not a good enough reason, and why it's long overdue! Maybe billionaires should stop space racing and help out the public in a meaningful way.

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 2 роки тому

      I can see it being way more difficult to disinfect a tablet or computer after each use from paitients that u dont knows illness yet

    • @SamuelTrademarked
      @SamuelTrademarked Рік тому

      @@danicallefornia The billionaires don't give a flying fudge about helping the public. All those slackjawed slime goblins care about is lining their own pockets.

  • @BellaMounts
    @BellaMounts 10 місяців тому

    Doctor mike I really love what you are doing here on UA-cam. I had spent a year incredibly depressed and unhealthy. I went to see my doctor multiple times and she put me on 17 different medications at 15 years old. Well I went to the emergency room because i had been passing out. They referred me to a cardiologist because I kept passing out. All the color drained from my face, lips turned blue, and started sweating I would wake up in a panic. The cardiologist is the only doctor who I found who actually helped me. She helped me fix my diet. And didn't give me a single pill. I ended up having neurocardiogenic vasovagle syncope. She gave me a list of foods to limit, fix my water intake, stress mechanisms, and no caffeine. I thank that cardiologist everyday. The only thing I think I would change about the medical field is nit jumping straight to medication. I love how you look at your field. And how u practice yourself. Keep up the good work doctor because you are saving lives with each day and I'm sure each video.

  • @drsalmonfish
    @drsalmonfish 5 років тому +330

    Me: Why does my stomach hurt?
    Google: BRAIN CANCER
    Me: Wait how does that even-
    Google: IT'S BRAIN CANCER, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

    • @alexsantoro597
      @alexsantoro597 5 років тому +11

      Dr. Fish but mostly take it

    • @lordodev3495
      @lordodev3495 5 років тому

      Your stomach could hurt from Brain... issues

  • @mntengro91888
    @mntengro91888 5 років тому +208

    Can u pls speak about adhd and adderall especially in children

    • @RyanSmith-uw2ni
      @RyanSmith-uw2ni 5 років тому +1

      Adderall is meth. Look up methamphetamines. Google natural remedies.

    • @darcystrutt5192
      @darcystrutt5192 5 років тому +6

      Technically it isn’t methamphetamine but rather a 50:50 racemic mix of amphetamine.

    • @RyanSmith-uw2ni
      @RyanSmith-uw2ni 4 роки тому +1

      @@darcystrutt5192 basically it's the same thing.

    • @darcystrutt5192
      @darcystrutt5192 4 роки тому +4

      No it isn’t

    • @Knoxerboy101
      @Knoxerboy101 4 роки тому +2

      @@RyanSmith-uw2ni No, it's not. Please actually research what you're talking about and trying to spread misinformation on. And reading facebook or online news articles is not research. Also, the two don't even act the same besides being a stimulant. If they were the same thing, then we would prescribe people with ADHD meth, but we don't. And yes, Meth is actually a medication that can be prescribed to you and no, not the crystal kind.

  • @tamira1060
    @tamira1060 4 роки тому +347

    "Think of if the patient can even afford the medicine"
    God im so glad I dont live in America. The fact that there's a possibility of not even being able to afford the healthcare you need is terrible.

    • @danajohns5009
      @danajohns5009 4 роки тому +39

      It IS terrible. It costs THOUSANDS of dollars to give birth, get an appendectomy, emergency surgery after a traumatic accident. You better hope you don't have to be admitted for an extended period of time. Also, if you don't pay, people come after you even though they know you're broke. Be very thankful to not have American healthcare bills!

    • @tamira1060
      @tamira1060 4 роки тому +27

      @@danajohns5009 god that sounds so bad. Im praying for americans during these times, and im not even religious. Please stay healthy

    • @caljones
      @caljones 4 роки тому +31

      Dana Johns I’ve also read about people who have called an uber because it’s cheaper than an ambulance

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 4 роки тому +6

      @@caljones oh, I've done that. But it was Lyft.

    • @k1llsh0t_87
      @k1llsh0t_87 4 роки тому +10

      Yea sadly a single medical emergency can cause someone to lose their entire life savings if your insurance company doesn't pay for something or if the amount they cover isn't enough as for example my grandma was sent to the hospital by ambulance and was there overnight and the bill was 248k just for the ambulance, staying overnight and the tests they ran and keep in mind 250k is enough to buy a house or if you live somewhere more expensive its still enough to pay half so if it weren't for her having amazing insurance and it covering most of the cost that right there would have been more than her entire life savings and another thing is her prescriptions costed over 2k per year so overall the entire health system in the US is just fucked

  • @burrito1895
    @burrito1895 Рік тому +2

    we were all waiting for the last computer bash

  • @kristofferv
    @kristofferv 5 років тому +194

    "1. does the patient smoke"
    select no
    2. "How often does the patient smoke?"
    select never
    3. "when did the patient start smoking"
    select never

    • @erinsmith9556
      @erinsmith9556 5 років тому +4

      Think need better EMR software

    • @weneedjusticeinamerica
      @weneedjusticeinamerica 5 років тому

      That sounds very frustrating.

    • @cetkat
      @cetkat 5 років тому

      Med Lists;
      Med Name: ....
      Dosing: ....
      Select: Taking, Taking As Needed, Not Taking
      So are you *taking* the PRN or only *taking as needed* ? Is there even a right answer?
      Also, selecting "Not Taking" doesn't remove it from the list.. so things like antibiotics tend to hang around indefinitely.

  • @msguineapigsrus
    @msguineapigsrus 4 роки тому +89

    I’ve had a doc straight up lie to me before. They said they (meaning their specialty-internal medicine) couldn’t prescribe Ritalin (and other controlled substance ADD meds) to adults and I had to go to a psych (despite the fact I’d been on the medication for years). My mom is an MD (family practice) and told me that was complete BS and helped me find a different doc (same specialty). Second doc had absolutely no issue or reservations prescribing it.

    • @matthewmurdoch6932
      @matthewmurdoch6932 4 роки тому

      May I ask what country you live in? 🇺🇸?

    • @msguineapigsrus
      @msguineapigsrus 4 роки тому +3

      @@matthewmurdoch6932 I'm in the US, yes.

    • @sasook
      @sasook 4 роки тому +7

      On the flip side of this, I was working under a psychiatric doctor who refused to prescribe non-psych drugs. A patient of hers asked to have a cardio med prescription & she told him she doesn’t do that, he needs to go see his cardiologist for that. After he left, I asked her why. She said:
      “I am a psychiatrist. All the patients I see are for psychiatric issues, and that’s how it’s been for the last 20 years. To think that I still know the ins & outs of other medications & prescribe them accurately would be arrogant.
      If I prescribe him his cardio med, he will never go to his cardiologist again because he knows he can just get them from me. He already knows he has to come see me weekly. But I can’t assess him for his non-psych issues as well as a specialist can, I haven’t done things like that in decades. I am not a GP. So I don’t prescribe patients non-psychiatric meds and I don’t treat non-psychiatric issues.”
      msguineapigsrus, perhaps that IM specialist had a similar mindset.

    • @msguineapigsrus
      @msguineapigsrus 4 роки тому +3

      sasook except internal medicine is a general practitioner. They serve as primary care physicians. They aren’t a specialist like a cardiologist. It makes absolute sense for a psychiatrist not to prescribe heart meds.

    • @sasook
      @sasook 4 роки тому +1

      msguineapigsrus Wait, I was under the impression that family medicine doctors are general practitioners, not internists. Perhaps I’m mistaken.

  • @MeGaNjEfFrEy82
    @MeGaNjEfFrEy82 4 роки тому +344

    Me: I have severe migraines
    Google: you died 3 minutes ago

    • @takingabreak2636
      @takingabreak2636 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kriscchen
      @kriscchen 4 роки тому

      Lololololol

    • @rajeshgowda6960
      @rajeshgowda6960 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @WildestCarton
      @WildestCarton 3 роки тому

      @Angelina Johnson-Weasley your name just gave me an new Harry Potter ship
      Edit: I just found your channel you Got an new sub

  • @vincentchen9124
    @vincentchen9124 4 роки тому +9

    6:12 I wished I had as much confidence in myself as Dr. Mike has in his handwriting :'(