If a man on a field of war has no fear and is so bold that he dances, surely he must be so confident in his ability to fight that he has no need to worry about the opposition. Such a man must be the enemy leader, and therefore should be assigned to be public enemy no. 1.
A bunch of: Scouts: a flock Soldiers: a battalion Pyros: a swarm Demos: a hull Hoovies: a flock Heavies: a grind (because of the noise they make) Engies: a nest Medics: insanity Snipers: a Lmaobox Spies: a kitchen.
Some SpyCrabs, aknowledging the threat posed by people hunting them for sport and their valuable disguise kits, slowly adapted accordingly to the situation. Evolution let SpyCrabs slowly create an outer shell in the form of a cardboard box, which also protected these magnificent creatures from unwanted observers' eyes. Thus, a breed of SpyCrab, commonly named "Boxtrot", "Box Spy", or "BoxCrab" was created. However, this would not stop the hunters, and BoxCrab shells soon became a prized trophy. In the following video we can see a BoxCrab migration, interrupted by a bunch of hunters unknowledgable of the positive impact those migrations have on the enviroment.
There always seems to be that *one spy* on the enemy team that just sees a large amount of people messing around like this and just goes "YES! MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL BACKSTAB VICTIM!"
God: forces humans to work with tough materials so they learn to survive and thrive through struggle Humanity: invents cardboard God: bruh that’s cheatin’
A single pill or rocket is enough to ruin the entire cult... ...luckily, we’ve done our disenchanting spells ahead of time to reduce those awkward slaughters significantly. :)
Really surprised you have so little subscribers, this videos are really funny and high quality, also you upload pretty often, keep it up, would love to see you get to 100k sometime in the future, until then, good luck :)
Idea: As a heavy, equip the second banana and become a dispenser and just be in the most random spots. You are unable to fight back and you must wear the Mannvich hat for this loadout.
Oof. I remember few years ago, I used to play TF2 a lot, really liked and purchased the guitar emote and this cardboard box one, and literally in 2 days stopped playing. Was fun, thanks for bringing back fun memories :)
2:08 Time to Inconspicuously Grab The Intel Incredible Vibe Amazing Skit
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im quite surprise, this went pretty well every time i've tried silly things like this out of friendly servers people were trying their hardest to eliminate the friendly menace ^^'
0:53 I had that happen to me, if you use other taunts after that your animation stays the same. In dosido you just sit with your weapon pointing to your head while the other person spins around you.
I capped on Doomsday once, back when it was still in regular rotation, as a box spy. I had my team defending me and some of the enemy team as well. it was glorious.
You can move backwards in the box if you hold w to do the walking animation then just hold back. Once the animation stops and he drops the box on him again you have to repeat
![[TF2] The Cardboard Caravan](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Eif7PgJhNDg/mqdefault.jpg)
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*Someone anyone*: Dancing
New Players: "Ah clearly the biggest threat on the battlefield"
If a man on a field of war has no fear and is so bold that he dances, surely he must be so confident in his ability to fight that he has no need to worry about the opposition. Such a man must be the enemy leader, and therefore should be assigned to be public enemy no. 1.
@@Samwiz1 you know, when you say like that
Friendly are harmless and shall be protected:
Changed my mind
@@imsoasian.1717 as long as they stay out of the way
@@Samwiz1 did you come up with that quote youself? If so I must say it is very well written
I like the one split second when you jumped of the cliff in higher tower I perfectly fell off the top at the same time and died.
Brilliant
Lol
"The bomb has been defused."
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at such a simple joke.
Hm
Am gamer
i imagined sam saying that in a terrible announcer voice
Counter-terrorists win.
"No one see so many spy box before..."
RTgames with Nintendo Labo mod and box storage map: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
I have yet to play on that map. I should sometime.
Allow me to introduce myself
@@box1399 oh god
@@hamslasher4208 It's him
@@epicguy228 actually no it's a box
A bunch of:
Scouts: a flock
Soldiers: a battalion
Pyros: a swarm
Demos: a hull
Hoovies: a flock
Heavies: a grind (because of the noise they make)
Engies: a nest
Medics: insanity
Snipers: a Lmaobox
Spies: a kitchen.
Medics: *INSANITY*
Yeah that seems about right
A group of Medics should be called either "a hospital" (healers, duh) or "a madhouse/asylum" ('cause he's nuttier than squirrel shit)
Spycrabs: A boiling pot (crustaceans are cooked in pot)
Makes sense
Pyros: infestation
5:15 that moment when a character says the title of the movie
Does it count as breaking the fourth wall? Maybe. Do I care? Nah, it was funny to include xD
"4 boxes try to reclaim their land but fail misserably"
An attempt was made
Some SpyCrabs, aknowledging the threat posed by people hunting them for sport and their valuable disguise kits, slowly adapted accordingly to the situation. Evolution let SpyCrabs slowly create an outer shell in the form of a cardboard box, which also protected these magnificent creatures from unwanted observers' eyes. Thus, a breed of SpyCrab, commonly named "Boxtrot", "Box Spy", or "BoxCrab" was created. However, this would not stop the hunters, and BoxCrab shells soon became a prized trophy.
In the following video we can see a BoxCrab migration, interrupted by a bunch of hunters unknowledgable of the positive impact those migrations have on the enviroment.
@@elecstorm3701 have you. Watched the spycrab documentary?
@@hothhansolo7500 indeed i have.
The "pRo PlAyEr" pack:
-Taunt after every kill
-Dancing = danger
-Objective is Objective
-"You're playing a game about killing each other."
Also:only play on 2fort to kill specifically friendlies
Kill the snipers sniping friendly-killers
"such pRo"
@@Jestov If that were the game's only purpose they wouldn't have added fucking conga to it
@@Psiicrow That is singlehandedly the best argument I've seen, because it's true and hilarious.
War crime enthusiast starter pack
I wonder what would've happened if you all walked together as one box, but if somebody approached, you split up.
Scatter, scatter!
There always seems to be that *one spy* on the enemy team that just sees a large amount of people messing around like this and just goes "YES! MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL BACKSTAB VICTIM!"
Honestly if i see something like this even if i'm not playing spy, i would buy the taunt and just join in for the hell of it
The herd grows
9:30 i love how everyone just fucking panics, this entire moment is just so chaotic i love it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Cardboard exist*
The entire history of humanity: It should has never existed
God: forces humans to work with tough materials so they learn to survive and thrive through struggle
Humanity: invents cardboard
God: bruh that’s cheatin’
*sad snake noises
1:19 i love that they assume we think its bearded cuz of the audio
We're all fanboys here
And that really sucks because I have literally nothing to do with sandsmath tf2
@@Samwiz1 Not yet.
You are like a discount SoundSmith and I like it it’s way funnier and interesting
Thanks...? xD
3:26 Outplayed. Outskilled. Outsmarted.
Hm
Is big brain time
i feel like this video should have much more views
It’s only been up for an hour or two... 😅
@@Samwiz1 oh, yeah I didn't noticed sorry
"What would you do in this situation?"
Sniper : *alright free piss for everyone*
this is.. EpIc just epic the cardboard cult will never be defeated
the boxes march
I love how when the equalizer soldier taunts every one just scatters.
"They can't stop us all!"
Me waiting for a Crocket: Are you sure about that?
A single pill or rocket is enough to ruin the entire cult...
...luckily, we’ve done our disenchanting spells ahead of time to reduce those awkward slaughters significantly. :)
@@Samwiz1 The Gibus behind the slaughters
1:17 as soon as i heard that my heart sank as the memories of the overmind filled my thoughts
Everyone one should know that cardboard boxes hunt in packs 📦
They’re like sand dollars. They look innocent at first, but they hunt in packs and completely devour corpses they glide over.
you cannot contain the containers
You have the quality of a 1 mil sub channel. Keep it up!
Thanks chief :)
Favorite line "we must be intimidating like a table"
I'm gald to see that there is still content creators of this game. Makes me think that tf2 is not dead
TF2 ain’t dead ‘till Valve pronounces it so.
2:45 Not Walter has the exact same scout loadout as I do lol, except my hat is black
I like how in the beginning after that grant guy kills them one of the blues says "Grant wtf, that guy was in a box" at least one of them has honor
Really surprised you have so little subscribers, this videos are really funny and high quality, also you upload pretty often, keep it up, would love to see you get to 100k sometime in the future, until then, good luck :)
Thanks, the crazy growth rates seem to reflect that sentiment :)
the great migration of boxes. something truly amazing to watch
"We've got to be very intimidating, like a table!" -Pippapap
Idea: As a heavy, equip the second banana and become a dispenser and just be in the most random spots. You are unable to fight back and you must wear the Mannvich hat for this loadout.
someone: is on a box doing nothing
edgy spy mains: target is going down, starting mission: braindead
This reminds me of that one time I got half of a turbine server to spycrab around the intel.
Hmm...
I sense a video idea...
@@Samwiz1
Gotta credit me tho :).
Sir, with all due respect, idea theft is one of my hallmarks.
That, and I was already planning on doing a spycrab video sometime in the future xD
Each Samwiz1 video: starts with an idea, gets heavily bombarded with extra people, ???, profit
Yup.
Yup.
2:51 Joseph Joestar the hero
Clearly Soundsmith inspired content. I love it.
obv but he actually posts
Oof. I remember few years ago, I used to play TF2 a lot, really liked and purchased the guitar emote and this cardboard box one, and literally in 2 days stopped playing. Was fun, thanks for bringing back fun memories :)
reminds of of box spy migration videos RTgame did in like 2016. good times.
The herds, having stayed in the same place for 4 years, have finally exhausted their supplies and have set out to move once again.
The Legion Of Cardboard has joined the game
Fear.
Ever considered "spy heavy"
Using a lunchbox item as "cloak"
2:09 thats the reason i still play tf2
Where there is still a single seed of goodness, friendly servers may yet blossom.
One of the funniest memes i've seen in a while.
I want to re-create this ^-^
legion of boxes
They march
FS Smash no no “The armadas of Boxes”
Description: Five guys get boxes to protect them from the elements. They forget bullets are not an element.
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts hide behind that box
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
(🥖🥨🍞🥯🥖🥨🫓🥐🫓🥖🥯🥨🍞🫓🥖🥨🥯🫓🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥐🥐🇫🇷)
Imagine if the box could sneak past sentrys without it detecting the spy’s that would be amazing
3:49 *GIBBEEEHHH*
engi...
im trying to sneak past the pyros...
but im dummy T H I C C and the clap of my asschecks keep alerting the scouts
Cardboard be stupid thicc doe
Rare footage captured by Sergeant Major samwiz1 of boxspies migrating to 2Fort for breeding season
c. 2020 colourised
They came back from boarding school...
Card Boarding >:)
9:51
Top 10 Pictures taken before disaster happened.
Sometimes you don't even have to witness the disaster itself, you just know...
Behold the Box Spies, in their natural habitat!
a minor box trot migration
They head north for the summer
...we're not sure which way is north
I liked cardboard but....I thinked this would happend someday but not in youtube.....this is an official cult now.
Hmm
Box
2:08 Time to Inconspicuously Grab The Intel
Incredible Vibe
Amazing Skit
im quite surprise, this went pretty well
every time i've tried silly things like this out of friendly servers
people were trying their hardest to eliminate the friendly menace ^^'
Well, I had to cut a LOT of footage to make this video xD
The newest gadget for spies on the go order now only $ 99.99
"AI guards hate him!"
Me: *_having A existencial crisis in my bedroom_*
*My cat:*
The cardboard cult shall live on.
2:50 so busy trying to kill the friendlies that he forgot about the people who will actually try and kill him
I wish i have friends like this
A comradery of goons is always nice
It’s like watching another soundsmuth
Hmm
Perhamps
Samwiz1, you ought to have a collab video with Soundsmith some time. Wait, Soundsmith is not real, so that's not possible.
I love how you actually take the time to reply to comments.
Only the ones that I feel like I need to reply to
Understandable, have a nice day.
Samwiz, soundsmith, and lazypurple crossover is very much needed
My name is box and I approve of this message
8:39 French troops reinforcing the Maginot Line, 1940 colorized
I think I saw this lol I joined into a boxtrot migration but I don’t have the taunt so I just crouched
Oh, you were the faker! :D
Samwiz1 can I have a time stamp? I didn’t see myself in there
@@Scooty_ I would oblige you but I'm just really, really lazy
Samwiz1 I totally inderstand
Samwiz1 I am the same way
0:53 I had that happen to me, if you use other taunts after that your animation stays the same. In dosido you just sit with your weapon pointing to your head while the other person spins around you.
Me a SMG4 FAN: hey I have seen this one ( box cult episode)
Sam: what do you mean this is brand new ( carbon cult)
1:16 Overmind Wannabe lol
4:58 That server afterwards: No Heavy ever dies again.
man you deserve more subs and views
Thanks chief :)
Fat Tony, the follower of Bearded Expense, son of the chaos himself.
Him
5:29 no it's suppost to be ~~SEXCELLENT~~
may the cardboard gods bless us
They were made up in China
11:03
POV: You are a nord trading with long-ears on the Night of Tears:
I capped on Doomsday once, back when it was still in regular rotation, as a box spy. I had my team defending me and some of the enemy team as well. it was glorious.
I launched UA-cam and this popped up
Nice to see a returning customer :)
ah yes the magnificent cardboard box migration truly a site to see
Okay right the first all minutes of this video were fun to watch *
Well, if you’re not of fan of her, I understand, and you can piss right off. :)
Samwiz1 Thought it was a young kid
okay upon rewatching i can confirm it is a girl and not a child my mistake
Pippa Pap I’m sorry I feel bad now :(
Pippa Pap Yeah I apologise for being a twat
Anyone: Dancing
New Players: Now this is an avengers level threat
How did I not find this channel sooner?
4:20 well he did the right thing, but he forgot to killbind and swap classes to join you
10:33 when you n ur frens are drunk and u all like boxes and MEMES
you are the spiritual successor if *Sound Smith TF2*
0:03 Snake ? SNAKE ?!! SNAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE ?!?!?!!
Fiiiiuvvvvv (Game over)
Yea the soldier stab was cool but what about the freaking perfectly cut laugh out of that demo: 9:36
Everyone : plz do not the box
The army of spy : *do the box*
5:48 ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE
You can move backwards in the box if you hold w to do the walking animation then just hold back. Once the animation stops and he drops the box on him again you have to repeat
5:01 nearly got me to spit my drink
7:19 look at the chat
This guy was ahead of its times.
Oh no the spy IS BACK
RUNNNNNNNNNNNN
Conclusion of the video : Me and Spies after we get our Amazon packages
You try to penitrate the wall, the wall pentitrates you.
“No one’s ever seen so many boxes”
Amazon warehouse go brrrrrr
A migration of spy tortoises.
6:11
-but how did u survive?
-i was dr... in the box
Videos like these make me want to buy the box trot.
the boys after grabbing boxes from the lunch area
Amazon employees on lunch break
The laughing Demo on 2Fort is the hype man we all need