[TF2] Sentries of Flesh

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 3 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 511

  • @taffimei8109
    @taffimei8109 4 роки тому +1679

    "Well, Heavy is a D E F E N S E class so he shouldn't even have legs."

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1  4 роки тому +303

      gosh fricken' darnit porple

    • @taffimei8109
      @taffimei8109 4 роки тому +21

      @@Samwiz1 ;)

    • @ManMan-xt4rj
      @ManMan-xt4rj 4 роки тому +124

      Ya-tat
      Ya-tat
      *soldier screaming*
      YATATATATATATA YATATATATATATA YAT-
      Ya-tat

    • @_jdnash353
      @_jdnash353 4 роки тому +47

      Poot.
      Poot.
      poot.
      POOTIS
      YATATATATATATA

    • @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059
      @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059 4 роки тому +29

      Well everyone knows that Demoman doesn't have legs, and Engies only hide next to their Buildings, so technically they don't have legs, so theoretically, the Heavy shouldn't have legs either, hence, Living Sentries :D

  • @winterv.4715
    @winterv.4715 4 роки тому +700

    You are being charged with heavy abuse for repeadedly smacking them with a wrench. You owe the heavy protection agency $400000

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1  4 роки тому +184

      *YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE*

    • @winterv.4715
      @winterv.4715 4 роки тому +57

      We just did...like 5 hours ago...

    • @thedoomguy9944
      @thedoomguy9944 4 роки тому +10

      @@Samwiz1 above all of this you will be takin to court for being involved in mass genocide against texas and killing 40 engineers

    • @noahdukat1968
      @noahdukat1968 4 роки тому +14

      Well I mean it’s just the cost of shooting the mini gun for 12 seconds

    • @virgin1792
      @virgin1792 4 роки тому +4

      @@Samwiz1 You’re going to Brazil.

  • @bait1021
    @bait1021 4 роки тому +673

    "What if the Mayans were just a few years off?"
    Let's be honest, Sam. Has any of this felt real since 2012?

    • @grease_monkki6836
      @grease_monkki6836 4 роки тому +26

      Gabe Buehler fake gabe

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1  4 роки тому +108

      Holy crap you're right.

    • @foopthehoop3103
      @foopthehoop3103 4 роки тому +27

      But what if there was a small typo made in the translation and it was actually 2021

    • @bait1021
      @bait1021 4 роки тому +5

      @@grease_monkki6836 ye

    • @NotThatUser
      @NotThatUser 4 роки тому

      Gabe Buehler
      holy fuck it’s a temmie
      I haven’t seen one of those in years

  • @J0sephWinchester
    @J0sephWinchester 4 роки тому +318

    New level of engineering has come.

  • @gibus7093
    @gibus7093 4 роки тому +215

    Imagine having more than 1 sentry
    Imagine having sentries that move
    Imagine having friends as your sentries
    Imagine having friends
    I'm sad now

  • @jugg3rnotr34z4
    @jugg3rnotr34z4 4 роки тому +345

    The last thing the enemy team expected was a sentry made from Mother Russia

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1  4 роки тому +56

      Russian sentries are terrifying examples of electrical engineering.

    • @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059
      @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059 4 роки тому +6

      -and they said engie was texan..

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 3 роки тому +2

      Plot twist: engie is actually a russian spy

    • @endersbb2424
      @endersbb2424 2 роки тому +1

      @@Samwiz1 no this was medics ide

  • @bori509
    @bori509 4 роки тому +249

    When the flesh sentries said “boop boop boop”, I felt that

  • @tristanlassche3560
    @tristanlassche3560 4 роки тому +52

    When he was "wrengling" the "sentry" it was just like giving ur sibling a non-connected controller

  • @Robin280497
    @Robin280497 4 роки тому +37

    Brass Beast changes for the Heavy Update:
    + Immune to Crits and Mini-Crits while spun up.
    - No longer grants damage resistance while spun up at < 50% HP.
    After all, Sentry Guns are also immune to crits.

    • @gabrielc7861
      @gabrielc7861 Рік тому +2

      Beast beast needs a Buff soo...
      +Gradually increases damage the longer you stay spun up, up to an additional +30%
      +Gradually adds damage resistance the longer you stay spun up, up to +40%

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 4 місяці тому

      ​@@gabrielc7861Nah they need to add rockets over time

  • @tankmaster2596
    @tankmaster2596 4 роки тому +82

    Just stand in front of a dispenser and you could have infinite ammo. You should have gotten 4 direct hit soldiers to make an actual level 3 sentry

  • @demoniac4821
    @demoniac4821 4 роки тому +79

    Entire tf2 community: WE WANT HEAVY UPDATE
    Valve: YoU gEtTiNg EnGie UpDaTe.

  • @K_NERVe
    @K_NERVe 4 роки тому +22

    "You've been erected"
    E R E C T I O N _intensifies_

    • @110gamers7
      @110gamers7 5 місяців тому

      Holy music stops

  • @DivineDaddy
    @DivineDaddy 4 роки тому +17

    Medic would be best suited for this type of work! I'm sure making living sentries are something only a mad man with the urge to make powerful monsters can do!

    • @Van4eus
      @Van4eus Рік тому

      Or gunslingerpro2009

  • @thenerdbeast7375
    @thenerdbeast7375 Рік тому +4

    "This is my best game with heavy" well yeah because Heavy is DEFENSE and ya'll are finally playing him properly.

  • @strife1431
    @strife1431 4 роки тому +9

    I think if you were going to use flesh sentries you should have been medic, which is basically the engineer for Flesh sentries

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 4 роки тому +4

    1:49 That spy knew it was a suicide mission.
    And he wasn't wrong.

  • @yeetmaestro5863
    @yeetmaestro5863 4 роки тому +10

    10:49 Oh hey I remember that match. I was on blue and we couldn’t figure out how to break that defense of yours but then we just got ballsy and pushed you with a machina sniper then it just collapsed. Saw you say something in the chat about your channel at the end of the match but I thought it was another fake. GG man.

  • @REDNDEAD
    @REDNDEAD 4 роки тому +125

    should of included some direct hit soldiers to go with the sentries of flesh
    there would then be r o c k e t s and c r o c k e t s
    LEVEL 4 SENTRY CAN CRIT

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 4 роки тому +2

      maybe the level 5 sentry could create black holes and consume everything

    • @averagephlogfan6475
      @averagephlogfan6475 3 роки тому +3

      @@TinyDeskEngineer level 6 sentry just gives your team another scout

    • @Pumpkinsmasherok
      @Pumpkinsmasherok 2 роки тому

      @@averagephlogfan6475 and level 6 gives your team a sc#nt

    • @jamesegg7372
      @jamesegg7372 Рік тому +1

      @@averagephlogfan6475 level seven forces the enemies to play a minecraft trade server

  • @shrekmyfriend9356
    @shrekmyfriend9356 4 роки тому +19

    Its PERFECT

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1  4 роки тому +4

      Well that's bad.
      If this is perfect, then everything else I will ever make will fall short.

  • @TCBStudios
    @TCBStudios 4 роки тому +1

    10:42 actually, according to the Mayan calendar, 2020 IS 2012. We're the ones that were a few years off.

  • @freakco1388
    @freakco1388 4 роки тому +17

    Lol this looks good in the the first few minutes.
    If I can suggest a video for the future is that a party joins but everyone has normal loadout and name but slowly as the round goes on each person changes their name to “Infected (class)” with a parasite cosmetic or something and as that happens the infected person changes to a stock loudout and everyone that is infected walks the same path every time.

  • @wumbo2255
    @wumbo2255 4 роки тому +38

    my arms are RIPPED (not in the good way tho)

  • @rygktransrights
    @rygktransrights 11 місяців тому +1

    Everybody talks about playing as a sentry but no one talks about playing as a dispenser. (Amputator Medic spam right click)

  • @bluven508blaze3
    @bluven508blaze3 4 роки тому +29

    Noooo you can't just use brass beast heavies as your sentries, build your own sentries!
    Sam: ahaha Sentry goes Yatatatata

    • @Van4eus
      @Van4eus Рік тому

      Kaboom! Kaboom!

  • @TheMacWindu
    @TheMacWindu 26 днів тому +1

    LazyPurple: I AM THE DEFENCE

  • @DrGears-iw8ud
    @DrGears-iw8ud 4 роки тому +7

    I was expecting a literal flesh merged with the sentries' metals.. but hey, this one's better!

  • @a.person1805
    @a.person1805 4 роки тому +1

    Man, it feels like just yesterday we were celebrating you getting 1k. Congrats on growing so fast!

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine a new PDA that lets the engineer place multiple types of 1 building (maybe 2 dispensers at reduced cost while giving less health and ammo), or multiple sentries would be an interesting concept if it had a major drawback such as being unable to upgrade them past level 1 or 2

  • @wynterowl
    @wynterowl 2 роки тому +1

    the flesh dispenser which is just a medic sittin in a corner

  • @magnesjberg24
    @magnesjberg24 4 роки тому +1

    Spy can't sap this sentry, but a backstab'll do.

  • @pivotmaster4394
    @pivotmaster4394 4 роки тому +3

    your amazing content is what we all need during this PANdemic

  • @sakpevi2002
    @sakpevi2002 4 роки тому

    i think this is my new favorite tf2 channel

  • @BapyTheSnowman
    @BapyTheSnowman 4 роки тому +6

    And here I thought Heavy abuse was considered high treason

  • @tigran010
    @tigran010 4 роки тому +80

    I have an ideo for next video :
    Called "Edgylord" :
    1. You should be edgy (edgy cosmetic , edgy weapon (AWPer hand in ex.))
    2. You should have "cool" nickname ( xxx_ ŇÖÖBÄNIHILATOR_xxx)
    3. You should spam something edgy in chat
    ("You skiils is nothing for my" , " Stay out of way " , " CAN SEE YOU ALL OF ME , TRYING READ MY MYSTERY , I AM I AM ALL OF ME...")
    4. Always says something toxic

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1  4 роки тому +26

      Nah, I can't usually bring myself to do that, even for a gimmick.

    • @he3004
      @he3004 4 роки тому +8

      @@Samwiz1 plus they would look like cheater bots even if they couldn't get a single headshot

    • @Neondarkness72
      @Neondarkness72 4 роки тому +15

      "Nothing personnel, kid."
      "Heh, it's always too easy."
      "Disgusting black creatures, get out of my sight."
      "Where's that DAMN intelligence?"
      Rife with potential.

    • @tigran010
      @tigran010 4 роки тому +7

      @@Neondarkness72 "where that DAMN 4th intel"

    • @CerealSSBU
      @CerealSSBU 4 роки тому +2

      @@he3004 that reminds me of a time I made a spin bind and people started to kick me even though I was just spinning and couldn't hit Anything

  • @okuu_utsuho
    @okuu_utsuho 2 місяці тому +1

    That Heavy is a bloodeh Sentry!

  • @paktorious6981
    @paktorious6981 4 роки тому

    7k almost going 8k, amazing!! Your content is so good and funny, I hope you reach 100k subs in the near future.

  • @Raevahn
    @Raevahn 3 роки тому +1

    You need a begger's bazooka soldier standing behind you so you can be a true level three sentry

  • @FungiCaptain
    @FungiCaptain 4 роки тому +1

    everybody gangsta till a spy saps your heavy

  • @fododeldude5450
    @fododeldude5450 4 роки тому +4

    I one time was playing 2fort when some chimp brass beast heavy stood next to my dispenser, then another... And another anotherandanother... Oh lord my entire team is SENTRY

  • @mrmo4569
    @mrmo4569 4 роки тому +4

    "This was a terrible idea I don't know why we're doing this"
    Because it's entertainment!

  • @flarepyro6413
    @flarepyro6413 4 роки тому

    I love this channel you deserve more subs man

  • @gunsmanofwar3084
    @gunsmanofwar3084 4 роки тому

    Nice vid,ur vids keep getting better

  • @pikxel5494
    @pikxel5494 4 роки тому +1

    Level 3 Sentry: *Low on health*
    Samwitz: *Throws a sandvich*

  • @Zyppystar
    @Zyppystar 4 роки тому

    Great to see your channel has been growing ever since I randomly found you in an scp game, keep up the good work!

  • @lagrush9039
    @lagrush9039 4 роки тому +1

    Reminds of the "more gun" pda on the workshop that allowed you to build four sentries and nothing else

  • @frankdavis5772
    @frankdavis5772 Рік тому +1

    This video in a nutshell: "doot doot doot."

  • @frddyyfezbeer2368
    @frddyyfezbeer2368 4 роки тому +6

    When Sentry Hoovies said: Twu Twu Twu
    I Felt that

  • @arandomusername88
    @arandomusername88 4 роки тому

    My God you deserve at least a million subs. This is top quality content. If only there was a medic named "dispenser".

  • @TheProAtPUBG
    @TheProAtPUBG 3 роки тому +1

    Level 4 sentry upgrade
    - Remove rocket fire
    - Add shotgun
    - Add legs & movement

  • @Diddlyy
    @Diddlyy 4 роки тому

    I am so glad i found this channel you are hilarious

  • @josephstalin3541
    @josephstalin3541 4 роки тому +2

    Famous last words:
    “Work rescue ranger, WORK!”

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan 3 роки тому +1

    Oh god a sentry with legs just sounds absolutely horrifying.
    I just picture it with heavie's lower body attached

  • @Mrkevin-fj1dy
    @Mrkevin-fj1dy 2 роки тому +1

    level 1 sentry: scout level 2 sentry: soldier level 3 sentry: heavy

  • @KrahYT
    @KrahYT 4 роки тому

    Congrats on 5k

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 4 роки тому +1

    5:13 ladder goat laugh.

  • @Brownie_cGy
    @Brownie_cGy 2 роки тому +1

    ENGINEER GAMING

  • @Ghost-md3wi
    @Ghost-md3wi Рік тому +1

    Building a heavy!

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 роки тому +1

    These sentries auto-reload when near dispensers!

  • @max2po693
    @max2po693 4 роки тому +1

    4:13 when you try to flank as a engie

  • @aszqimi
    @aszqimi 4 роки тому

    I wanna say congrats for hitting 6k subs and increasing 3k subs in 30 days.

  • @demirerata7533
    @demirerata7533 3 роки тому +1

    6:27 Can you build sentry in spawn?

  • @Raiz136
    @Raiz136 4 роки тому +1

    So _this_ is how 2007 engineers moved their sentries... interesting!

  • @lateralus_enjoyer
    @lateralus_enjoyer 2 роки тому +1

    Once I saw a hacker named “level 2 sentry” in a 2fort server that acted just like this. He had aimbot and would shoot at any enemy that went by and he would only eat his sandvich if our engi hit him with a wrench.

  • @laneydoo7443
    @laneydoo7443 4 роки тому

    Congrats, the algorithm shines upon you now

  • @BoxMP
    @BoxMP 4 роки тому

    love ur creative vids dude! pls keep them up their are amazing

  • @Heyheyhey0475
    @Heyheyhey0475 4 роки тому +1

    Thumbnail looking like the Jag is very affectionate😳

  • @bulyakigergely3344
    @bulyakigergely3344 4 роки тому

    Trust me, keep working hard, make a lot video like now, the youtube is going to show youre video for more and more people! Keep it up!

  • @witchone2872
    @witchone2872 4 роки тому +1

    Should have a friend play medic and act as a dispenser

  • @iisduck1811
    @iisduck1811 4 роки тому +1

    So what was he saying about Tf2 not being safe?
    I'm a bit out of the loop so could somebody explain.

  • @WolfpackDan859
    @WolfpackDan859 3 роки тому

    This is one heck of a new startegy game and i like it

  • @flipperjr.3822
    @flipperjr.3822 3 роки тому +1

    What if you just fuse 2 heavies and 4 soldiers together to make one big sentry

  • @rileya2688
    @rileya2688 4 роки тому

    "april is going to be even worse. somehow" HAHAHA past you has no idea

  • @maroonlegend4374
    @maroonlegend4374 4 роки тому

    The menacing heavy in the toolbox in the thumbnail is the real meat of the video

  • @mrosskne
    @mrosskne Рік тому +2

    what do you mean "confirmed safe"? safe from what?

  • @justawallnut5554
    @justawallnut5554 4 роки тому +2

    Why not the heavies have a Flesh Dispenser?
    *Why can you backstab the Sentry?*

  • @nickthatonenerd7690
    @nickthatonenerd7690 4 роки тому +1

    10:55 Cases of of sleep drop to zero

  • @mrwrongyea6825
    @mrwrongyea6825 4 роки тому +1

    imagine a medic as a despenser

  • @azericthetraveller6355
    @azericthetraveller6355 4 роки тому +1

    They totally should’ve had your name in parenthesis at the ends of their names.

  • @dyktafon2162
    @dyktafon2162 4 роки тому

    I anticipated the coming of this vid.

  • @TrafficPartyHatTest
    @TrafficPartyHatTest 4 роки тому +1

    The name "Sentries of Flesh" horrifies me

  • @themainman8754
    @themainman8754 4 роки тому +1

    You're the new age Soundsmith

  • @adudeontheinternet8246
    @adudeontheinternet8246 4 роки тому

    never before have I read a more intriguing yet terrifying title

  • @hallow-disbeliefdedede1856
    @hallow-disbeliefdedede1856 4 роки тому

    The Heavy coming out of that box in the thumbnail tho...
    Г|"Г|"Г|"Menacing Г|"Г|"Г|"

  • @D-S-G.
    @D-S-G. 4 роки тому

    6 pyros on a AllTalk server with Coffin Kits and doing the conga on kill. One man blasts the radio edit of Astronomia upon an enemy kill and play it for at least 5 seconds

  • @CheeseLordAlmightytheOneGod
    @CheeseLordAlmightytheOneGod 4 роки тому

    WHO TOUCHED MY GUN *distant hon hon*

  • @cloudedarctrooper
    @cloudedarctrooper 3 роки тому

    This title is the most cursed but the video is the funniest thing possible

  • @buttersddragon
    @buttersddragon 4 роки тому +1

    "what if the mayans were just a few years off?"
    well...

  • @dextertek9536
    @dextertek9536 4 роки тому +1

    fl
    esh

  • @Blertie
    @Blertie 4 роки тому +2

    He calls himself level 3 sentry, when he's actually a level 2 since he doesn't fire rockets

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 4 роки тому

      TheFlamingDino he’s a level 4 sentry

    • @Blertie
      @Blertie 4 роки тому

      Holy shit, I never thought of that!

  • @zaucethesaucebauce527
    @zaucethesaucebauce527 2 роки тому

    The medic and engineers greatest joint invention.

  • @dcogreenhills9359
    @dcogreenhills9359 4 роки тому +1

    I'll be waiting for Samwiz to play zombie survival(medic vs engineer)
    If that's actually gonna gonna happen.

  • @S_whoelse
    @S_whoelse 4 роки тому +1

    Some of you should have Been beggars soldiers called "level 3 sentry rockets"

  • @meemmahn2856
    @meemmahn2856 3 роки тому

    I find the idea of the engineer picking up the heavy who is holding a gun probably the engineer's weight comical.

  • @grease_monkki6836
    @grease_monkki6836 4 роки тому +1

    U know what I want this to haunt ur dreams imagine u see an engi put a hole heavy into his box and the best round u see a pulsing ,veiney slop of a heavy with his miny gun merged into his sludge of his body

  • @GreenStuffConsumer
    @GreenStuffConsumer 4 роки тому

    "HOW DID YOU GET THERE?!?
    Oh, he's got a parasite"

  • @strikesolo1771
    @strikesolo1771 4 роки тому

    Omg so u were the heavys that was shooting like crazy :O yaaaay I got in the video at the end

  • @Person-tz1tk
    @Person-tz1tk 2 роки тому

    I refuse to let my mini sentry be taken by you.

  • @Obrubakcz
    @Obrubakcz 4 роки тому +2

    Every one gangster, 'till the sentries starts talking russian

  • @aceofspace8180
    @aceofspace8180 2 роки тому

    You need to have a whole loadout of flesh buildings. Quickfix medic as a dispenser and whip soldier for your teles

  • @God-jf1qy
    @God-jf1qy 4 роки тому

    He turns himself into a sentry! FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN