Who said anything about guns? Lol. I actually have an Samurai sword, hunting knife, machete, and a tomahawk. Two of them are designed for "zombie survival" and mainly for show. Though I'm sure I can still kick ass with them!
It's a shame even possessing pot can land you in prison for years, but rapists, stalkers, and pedos can get tiny or no sentences and then go on their merry way
Eh... It was cute more than anything ^_^ That and the love for Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Needed that nice fun little reference after being so thoroughly creeped out. Lol. Thanks, LM. Great job.
+Lazy Masquerade Pshh, no problem. If I'd been narrating, the audience would have been really confused since I call them "Anal Luby's". It's like everything is cooked in K.Y jelly. I envy your land not stained by them.
My dad went running out with his baseball bat and no pants on, like the shining knight he is. It was years later I realised; that wasn't a baseball bat.
My oldest daughter has started listening to these stories with me. Pretty sure this is teaching her warning signs for for potential danger, including myself! I am definitley learning to, not only trust gut intincts, but to act on them. Keep em comin!!! Totally addicted!
Its horrifying and disgusting how many children are being repeatedly subjected to years of abuse inside of thier own homes, at the hands of the people that should be protecting them. I wish I could release every child from the hell they are in. It breaks my heart...
Isaac Estrada True to word Samurai Jack rocked. If you want a dark gritty cartoon like that check out The Legend of Korra or Attack on Titan. I know they aren't really cartoons but still. Does anyone remember the Star Wars Clone Wars mini-series before the CGI show? That made the prequels bearable.
It looks like he gets most of his stories from Reddit. Go to r/askreddit and post a question. With luck it will get attention and get lots of stories. Post a link to this channel and maybe he'll do a video of the best ones.
daniel green Those are the worst kind!!! They could be serial killers or rapists and nobody would even think twice about them because they're "nice and normal"
@@LePetitDoll if u have littered even once in your life you are also a disgusting excuse of a human being because your ruining you environment which you live in.
They scare you into thinking that it will happen to you which then leads into you thinking of a way out of that situation so our sorted listening to these
It's funny because my dad did the same thing once: chased three teenagers over our fence in his underwear with a bat. He didn't give up though, he ran throughout the neighborhood for three hours yelling at them while my mom followed the action with her ''soccer mom' van XD
i am from the same city/town where the shooting happened, i remember the Luby shooting one of my teachers got shot, it was so scary, & my parents was going to have lunch there the day of the shooting but my dad had to much work to do!!
The Dark Wolf Sif im from Harker Heights, tx.. u can believe me r not but what i said it's true.. why would i lie about something like that and if i wanted to lie i would have said my parents was at the luby's and i would have spiced it up a little...so no Bullshit here
When I was about 9 I had just moved to a new town in Canada with my mom and step dad. My parents were unpacking and I was playing on the swings with my brothers when a woman and her little girl came over. (Note: we had no idea who they were.) and the little girl looked nothing like her mother. Different eyes different hair. the mother started talking to my mom and step dad she had said "my daughter saw your daughter and wanted a new friend so I thought I would come over." and I talked to the girl. She supposedly went to the school down the street and we'd be in the same class. We got along pretty well. So I brought her to go see my room. She was telling me things like they had a private beach and tennis court at their house etc...Then after awhile we went back outside and talked to her mom and my mom. They had wanted me to go sleep over at their house. Again we had just met these people a few minutes ago. So my parents told the woman and her daughter that I would go over another time we just had to unpack. And we have them our phone number. And the left. We never heard from them again. And when we talked to people from my school about them the denied knowing anybody that matched her description.
Thank you for announcing the sex before the story. So many times things were hard to make clear sense of in the stories because we had to guess. A welcome addition! The first story is pertinent to my life atm. When school is in session, I walk my little girls down to the bus stop. There's this old guy (not too old) who makes a habit of being awake early in the morning and watching the kids as they walk to the corner. He sits behind the fence and watches the children intently, far more intently than any one should - leering over the fence practically. I told the guy he should be careful, he's coming off as a creepy pervert and someone might call a cop about him, making it clear by tone that that someone was likely to be *me* if he didn't become scarce. I think it was effective as I'm a very well-built fella, tall, toned, and intimidating if I want to be - he stopped for the rest of the year. As always, awesome vid LM!
Larry Wolf Hey, that's really cool you spoke up to him! I get the impression some of these horrible stories wouldn't have happened if there were brave people like you willing to make themselves known ^_^
MooMonst3r Well, part of me wonders if it was the right thing or not, simply because it might have wised him up a bit and be more discreet about his perversions. But it was unnerving, especially to the mothers who would sit there talking quietly about him. (I'm the only father who shows up as I'm a single father.) Part of me feels like there was a slight chance he might just be a harmless old man who didn't realize how he was coming off. But what sets me against that thought was the facts that he had painted cartoon characters all over his fence (Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Pluto, etc) and he always made it a point to bring his pug puppy out when he watched and made sure it could be seen. Almost as if he were baiting for children.
Larry Wolf That's understandable. From what I can tell, if he was innocent then it was still good of you to let your concern be shown, especially just by talking to him and not calling the police or anything. But if he honestly had bad intentions, then it still showed him the neighbourhood was watching him and would be willing to defend their kids. Unfortunately without having any evidence proving he's a creep, it was probably the only thing that could've been done, even at the chance of making him sneakier. But, it takes a SUPER creep to move from perving on little kids to a Lazy Masquerade story, so most people would cool down purely from someone speaking up. As it looks like he did!
Chris Norman no one should like kids that much especially to the point were they're watching them everyday that's a little too suspicious use common sense!!!
Jayden Daryls oh..n i have a male cousin who was kidnapped as a young teen. They found him with this creep in a hotel a couple cities away. In the hotel room they also found child porn n videos of my cousin being assaulted & many other young victims too. Then, my own mother (and 2 friends) were all kidnapped when she was 21 by 3 men. They all survived, barely. It's a heinous story. So, yeah, people are kinapped and assaulted all the time. Sometimes they are lucky, sometimes not so much. These days, I rely on my 2 guardian angels to keep me safe....Smith & Wesson!
I don't understand some of the parents in these stories. The fuck? If my neighbor tried to get into my kids room he'd be dead or in jail. My kid would sure know to watch out for him too.
Pippa O'Flaherty I was wondering if he did, but I still think the kid should have been warned. What if she was walking home or some shit and he invited her in ect ect
kiba11ana142 There seem to be a lot of these stories where parents choose to withhold important information that, a lot of times, could've help avoid a lot of the bad stuff that happens later.
kiba11ana142 Well, it's like that really long one where the narrator is stalked by some guy for his whole childhood (I think it's called "Penpal"). There are a number of times where if the mother had just explained to the kid what was going on or even told the police (especially in the 'sleepwalking' event when the police were involved) a lot could've been avoided. However, there are also a number of points when the narrator withheld information from the mother that could've, likewise, saved a lot of misery and maybe even the life of his best friend and his best friend's sister. Then again they're stories and if everyone were fully honest with everyone else the story probably wouldn't go anywhere and there wouldn't be that chilling moment when we (along with the narrator) discover some previously unknown detail that changes the whole story.
It was a scary night while i was listening to this one video about scary stories and after 2 stories... A fucking ad comes on and ruins the fucking moment for fuck sake why the fuck is the ad in the middle of the fucking stories!?
Why do al these videos have pictures that are creepier than the stories? Why can't there be a 15-30 minute clip of a fire place, or a funny picture of the narrator? Lol.
Erika Pop every time I watch one of these videos I always scroll to the bottom because I know that if I see one of the se photos that I'm going to be up all night and it will make my paranoia during the day even worse.
Ender Pig Yea, but I sorta felt bad when he told us that he has someone DRAWING these. Gosh, but I personally think that he should just have a still image that helps you immerse on the story rather than poop your pants from the pic!
@@jjpatterson7201 Dat game annoys me when... Played repeatedly & singed repeatedly but... Dat *”goddamn”* Fat monster dat *yells...* “La, la la, La la, La.... Fucks de whole damn music up, LMAO!” 🤣💀
yaaaa. rub in it, would you?! kidding. appreciate the Good ones. Satan's right hand man (?) is my next door neighbor. boooo. or else it's the devil himself. smh. peachy i know🍑🍑🍑🍑 Thomas fucking Metzger
This just makes me think of my own experience. When I was small we lived in a country town and we didn't have many neighbours. Most of them however had young families except for a single man down our road. I barely remember much about him except for his beard and vaguely some tattoo around his arms. I don't remember interacting with him much except once when he came out to talk to dad, but only my mum I were there at the time. I completely forgot about him. A few years past, there was an announcement of criminal's suicide. I remember that night after the news report, my parents seemed unsettled. I didn't put forward the question why at the time. The following year there was a period of time that brought that same tenseness around, the same time about a book release. A book that talked about a man. A man who had a past assaulting women both old and young, sometimes sexual. His biggest claim to fame was the murder of his ex in which he only spent less than 4 months behind bars for. It was then my parents admitted that book was about our neighbour.
Yeah I am not sure that checks out. I guess people do illogical things sometimes. Even if I broke the neighbors knees with the bat, I wouldn't send her back. It feels like you would want to keep her close if it came that close. Maybe the ladder is a bit of embellishnent.
i was walking down a street to get some candy and then i see a really scary skeleton guy with a black outline he had a candy pail he scared me so much so i ran back home and dropped all my candy
A lot of time these people give superfluous details. I’m not even joking, sometimes they’ll talk about their favorite food or meals and their past history that bears ZERO relevance to the story. And that’s bad writing.
I had a strange idea for dealing with people trying to break in. If they are outside, trying banging on the door and going crazy like you are a wild animal to scare them. I know it sounds out of place, but it should make them think twice before going into your house.
I've nearly watched all of Lazy's videos, but hearing the stories about rape definitely make me the most anxious. I've learn't great tips and life lessons from his videos and I'm certainly over cautious now. Even though it's not everybody in the world who's like the people Lazy talks about, you never really know. I hope everybody stays safe during their dangerous life on earth.
I love listening to these stories as I draw :D It really helps me focus and you're an awesome narrator! The funny thing is, the stories don't really scare me... What does scare me are the sudden ads at the end of youtube videos and their sudden blaring music ._.
I'm sorry but every time he says pee da phile I can't help but laugh. I know it's a pronunciation difference in language. Here we say peh deh phile. They both right way to say pedophile but jus thought I'd share that.
I love your channel lazy. I listen constantly, something about your story reading increases my productivity for more monotonous tasks like cleaning, as wells as entertains me endlessly. Keep up the good work. I'm glad you have found so much success, you deserve it.
It really saddens me when kids now adults say 'i was a really stupid kid', 'i was dressing inappropriately' (to later proceed to describe an outfit that in no way is out of the ordinary regardless of weather conditions) There is no excuse for a grown ass creep to pursue you and abuse you and of course sexualize you when you are only a kid. You are a CHILD, they are the problem.
Lazy Masquerade Oh hi! just subbed this last night and I am going through all your vids. Much enjoyment is currently being had! Thanks for doing what you do u spoopy man
um tell us the story about Ed edd Eddy , I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOVED that show
drew lobby yea i am from Harker Heights,TX right down the road from there, my dad and mom was going to have lunch there that day... but dad got busy (thank god)
Awesome stories! And they're chipping away at my naïtivity slowly. I would probably do all these dumb/naïve things that we hear in your creepy stories, but ehm... I'm pretty sure I'll think twice now before interacting with people I don't really know.
Yes!! Lol! I listen to mr nightmare, Lazy, king spooks , be busta and Alana G.. Alana does more of the paranormal stuff but I'm a paranormal investigator ( when I'm able) so I love her stuff! Check her out!! She also follows news events. Hers are truth stories or accounts w research behind them!! I listen to these stories during treatment and when I'm unable to relax! Go figure!! Hugs to everyone!! 😋
"uh, and that thing still haunts to this day" "uh, what happened next still haunts me this day" damn how many times have i heard that, shit destroys the whole story(ies).
Deadsky313 This and the phrase "I shrugged it off".If I had 1 cent everytime the character in a story said that I would be swimming in coins right now.
I never realized how many wackos there are in the world until I found your channel Lazy! Good thing I'm fairly armed at my place! :)
Suzy Simons Sounds nice and safe. No guns allowed here in England >.
Who said anything about guns? Lol. I actually have an Samurai sword, hunting knife, machete, and a tomahawk. Two of them are designed for "zombie survival" and mainly for show. Though I'm sure I can still kick ass with them!
a* not an
Suzy Simons I could use a tomahawk >:o
Suzy Simons Just to be extra safe get a franchesca and a warhammer.
How many likes can this cow get 🐮?
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!! It's three
At the time of me writing this. 3
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It's a shame even possessing pot can land you in prison for years, but rapists, stalkers, and pedos can get tiny or no sentences and then go on their merry way
Snape. ugh i know man feels bad
Snape. RIP
Shape really is the potions master.
Snape. That’s Truly Fucked uk
True.😢
Because it's getting mentioned so much: yes, I know I pronounced Luby's incorrectly ~ we don't have them where I live >.
Eh... It was cute more than anything ^_^ That and the love for Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Needed that nice fun little reference after being so thoroughly creeped out. Lol. Thanks, LM. Great job.
+Lazy Masquerade Pshh, no problem. If I'd been narrating, the audience would have been really confused since I call them "Anal Luby's". It's like everything is cooked in K.Y jelly. I envy your land not stained by them.
It was adorable
your accent is lovely, and a joy to listen to. Im no where near a luby's, but plenty if horrid American places to eat.
F**K MY NAME IS MARK!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3:23
Lazy: "The best things happen... In the dark."
Me: "Like.... Sleep?"
Stuart Pot and sex...
Beep Beep Lettuce
XD
like sleep
like sex? omg why...im gross
Sleep?..... What's sleep?
My dad went running out with his baseball bat and no pants on, like the shining knight he is. It was years later I realised; that wasn't a baseball bat.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂
😓
haha
+Anarchy 84 ... lol
10:12 ... 'I don't know how long it was' ...
lol
God bless ye and God blessed Cannabis.
Much love
Shalom
lol?
The Ed Edd And Eddy reference made me giggle :3
because everyone gives a damn about me giggles ;D
Meja Soulfruit Giggle away, good sir ^.^
Lazy Masquerade Ma'am* And will do : D
Meja Soulfruit Do'h >.
Lazy Masquerade Its fine, there's not really anything that would portray me as being female in my icon or username
Meja Soulfruit Same here, I miss that show..
My oldest daughter has started listening to these stories with me. Pretty sure this is teaching her warning signs for for potential danger, including myself! I am definitley learning to, not only trust gut intincts, but to act on them. Keep em comin!!! Totally addicted!
family goals
that is smart actually
me and my mom listen to these stories
me too. we're all crybaby scaredy cats though. apple doesn't fall far etc etc... comes to mind.
hmm. idk
I think this is actually a great idea, there's a lot of instances I could have avoided if I watched this kinda stuff
Its horrifying and disgusting how many children are being repeatedly subjected to years of abuse inside of thier own homes, at the hands of the people that should be protecting them. I wish I could release every child from the hell they are in. It breaks my heart...
Ed Edd and Eddie was fucking amazing
MrAmericasbadboy YAS BATCH YAS
Yass
hell yea that show samurai Jack and fosters home for imaginary shows and so on were the best. cartoon shows today are stupid
Isaac Estrada True to word Samurai Jack rocked. If you want a dark gritty cartoon like that check out The Legend of Korra or Attack on Titan. I know they aren't really cartoons but still. Does anyone remember the Star Wars Clone Wars mini-series before the CGI show? That made the prequels bearable.
+MrAmericasbadboy Yeah...All That Steven Universe Crap Isnt Good.
"and i wasnt stupid" like idk 2 minutes later "i was really stupid."
Chromberries シ Yee I was wondering if anyone else caught that lmao
You still alive buddy? Just let me know.
I need a life that doesn't contain me watching this shit at night.
ozge cavas same
I totally feel you.
ozge cavas I feel ur pain an image girl
feel your pain
ozge cavas I feel your pain bro
Perhaps scary true hospital patient stories from doctors/nurses/nurse practitioner? Also Lazy Army forever!
I think BeBusta did one just now. Be prepared tho, a few people vomited at the last one.
As a nurse I have sum really gross and horrifying stories!!! Be fun to share!!😝
It looks like he gets most of his stories from Reddit. Go to r/askreddit and post a question. With luck it will get attention and get lots of stories. Post a link to this channel and maybe he'll do a video of the best ones.
***** homestucks unite, i look for all homestucks through UA-cam
helloo
+Ultria Sauruo (Mawai the grey tabby) Hello! It's so nice to find other homestucks on UA-cam! xD
so sad when that girl said “i was stupid and trusted him”. she’s not stupid. it’s called GROOMING
THIS
well it was stupid but that doesnt mean she was in el wrong
@@_sleeplessnights What an stupid Irrelevant reply, What da actual heck does *”THIS”* has anything to’ve done w/ Elena’s comment? 🤔
@@juicewrld822 shes stupid💯
@@juicewrld822 “what an stupid” doesn’t make grammatical sense
channels like these make you realise how many sickos there are out there.
+ALEK SMITH that's true
We are all sickos.Most of us are just lucky.
daniel green Those are the worst kind!!! They could be serial killers or rapists and nobody would even think twice about them because they're "nice and normal"
In my experience channels like these just expose them more. I've been in close proximity with these disgusting excuse of human beings my whole life.
@@LePetitDoll if u have littered even once in your life you are also a disgusting excuse of a human being because your ruining you environment which you live in.
Top scary trick or treating stories
iPermanently He should save it for Halloween, but yeah this is a great idea!
iPermanently i would love this as a halloween special
+Lazy Masquerade that would be awesome,a trick or treat story
BRILLIANT
iPermanently It's getting to be that time!
The guy in the 4th story is a damn coward, killing himself to run away from his punishment.
+Myth Plays When you are depressed it can be but yes, help is great too
@@screamingpopsicles4260 help he needs death
I like how you mention the gender of the person. It helps a lot with context when you read for every type of person.
The line about “developing early” wasn’t a give away?
@Old Iron they mean sex, this can matter because of strength and whatnot.
What does the gender have to do with context ? Equally bad if it happens to the other genders .no ?
@@cattyghostly7414 most 12 year olds are about equal strength wise tbf
@@valeforedark it's not just about that story sometimes if you don't know the gender before hand it can get confusing.
Every night I say no I'm not gonna watch. Then I watch.
Me too.
I never get scared. I usually then say, men anime. watch some OP ass character, then I fall asleep.
mikeandkimarecool k
Kassius Graham kk
***** x
I am so addicted to these vids! Amazing quality and you always have great stories. Hope you have more for us soon :)
Same hereeeee
***** lol me too :) i especially love watching these at night when home alone
They scare you into thinking that it will happen to you which then leads into you thinking of a way out of that situation so our sorted listening to these
Yup lol can't stop watching these.
shahara turner I've watched them at night, I find it hard to turn the light off.
It's funny because my dad did the same thing once: chased three teenagers over our fence in his underwear with a bat. He didn't give up though, he ran throughout the neighborhood for three hours yelling at them while my mom followed the action with her ''soccer mom' van XD
Morgan Bouckley yessssss 😂😂😂👌🏽
your parents are awesome
But it must have looked funny though
🤣😂😂😂
Hahahaha that's amazing!
i am from the same city/town where the shooting happened, i remember the Luby shooting one of my teachers got shot, it was so scary, & my parents was going to have lunch there the day of the shooting but my dad had to much work to do!!
Josh Padrinao
yeah i know i thank god that my dad got busy test driving a car and had to much to do!
RainBow~RockStar Work did something great this time.
Sorry for the morbid question but was your teacher ok?
Something smells like bullshit...
The Dark Wolf Sif
im from Harker Heights, tx.. u can believe me r not but what i said it's true.. why would i lie about something like that and if i wanted to lie i would have said my parents was at the luby's and i would have spiced it up a little...so no Bullshit here
When I was about 9 I had just moved to a new town in Canada with my mom and step dad. My parents were unpacking and I was playing on the swings with my brothers when a woman and her little girl came over. (Note: we had no idea who they were.) and the little girl looked nothing like her mother. Different eyes different hair. the mother started talking to my mom and step dad she had said "my daughter saw your daughter and wanted a new friend so I thought I would come over." and I talked to the girl. She supposedly went to the school down the street and we'd be in the same class. We got along pretty well. So I brought her to go see my room. She was telling me things like they had a private beach and tennis court at their house etc...Then after awhile we went back outside and talked to her mom and my mom. They had wanted me to go sleep over at their house. Again we had just met these people a few minutes ago. So my parents told the woman and her daughter that I would go over another time we just had to unpack. And we have them our phone number. And the left. We never heard from them again. And when we talked to people from my school about them the denied knowing anybody that matched her description.
I´m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
Mercedes langlois damn
Child traffickers
This reminds of a story about how child traffickers use kids as decoys to get more children for them.
@@LePetitDoll 😮
ed edd and eddy was the shit
yeah bruh
+Papyrus ye
That's for sure I used to watch it all the time
Spongebob is better doe
yass
Thank you for announcing the sex before the story. So many times things were hard to make clear sense of in the stories because we had to guess. A welcome addition!
The first story is pertinent to my life atm. When school is in session, I walk my little girls down to the bus stop. There's this old guy (not too old) who makes a habit of being awake early in the morning and watching the kids as they walk to the corner. He sits behind the fence and watches the children intently, far more intently than any one should - leering over the fence practically. I told the guy he should be careful, he's coming off as a creepy pervert and someone might call a cop about him, making it clear by tone that that someone was likely to be *me* if he didn't become scarce. I think it was effective as I'm a very well-built fella, tall, toned, and intimidating if I want to be - he stopped for the rest of the year.
As always, awesome vid LM!
Larry Wolf Hey, that's really cool you spoke up to him! I get the impression some of these horrible stories wouldn't have happened if there were brave people like you willing to make themselves known ^_^
MooMonst3r Well, part of me wonders if it was the right thing or not, simply because it might have wised him up a bit and be more discreet about his perversions. But it was unnerving, especially to the mothers who would sit there talking quietly about him. (I'm the only father who shows up as I'm a single father.)
Part of me feels like there was a slight chance he might just be a harmless old man who didn't realize how he was coming off. But what sets me against that thought was the facts that he had painted cartoon characters all over his fence (Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Pluto, etc) and he always made it a point to bring his pug puppy out when he watched and made sure it could be seen. Almost as if he were baiting for children.
Larry Wolf That's understandable. From what I can tell, if he was innocent then it was still good of you to let your concern be shown, especially just by talking to him and not calling the police or anything. But if he honestly had bad intentions, then it still showed him the neighbourhood was watching him and would be willing to defend their kids. Unfortunately without having any evidence proving he's a creep, it was probably the only thing that could've been done, even at the chance of making him sneakier. But, it takes a SUPER creep to move from perving on little kids to a Lazy Masquerade story, so most people would cool down purely from someone speaking up. As it looks like he did!
georgemanize
Go outside and play.
Chris Norman no one should like kids that much especially to the point were they're watching them everyday that's a little too suspicious use common sense!!!
Top Child Predator Stories
Yesss
>:-)
You should do one about encounters with serial killers.
well people dont usually make it through an encounter with serial killers so i guess it is hard to make a video about it
+Whodini Jonas bbbbaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaa
+Whodini Jonas alot of people escape serial killers
Jayden Daryls I have a family member that was kidnapped by Ted Bundy but he was not charged and her body has never been found.
Jayden Daryls oh..n i have a male cousin who was kidnapped as a young teen. They found him with this creep in a hotel a couple cities away. In the hotel room they also found child porn n videos of my cousin being assaulted & many other young victims too.
Then, my own mother (and 2 friends) were all kidnapped when she was 21 by 3 men. They all survived, barely. It's a heinous story.
So, yeah, people are kinapped and assaulted all the time. Sometimes they are lucky, sometimes not so much. These days, I rely on my 2 guardian angels to keep me safe....Smith & Wesson!
14:14 "climbing trees, and watching ed, edd, and eddy."
Thats ma boi right there! :D
From Under A Wooden Floor same
*Facts* Ed edd and Eddy is the greatest show to watch from the top of a tree
From Under A Wooden Floor. Kind of like Larry, Darrel and Darrel?
Its edd, ed, Eddy where I live lol
Omg the second story is beyond creepy!
2spooky4me
I agree
The letter has grammatical issues.
Dan Houser I noticed that too.
Yep the bed covers are the shield to my life
You know, I feel like if Lazy ever got a better mic I'd be disappointed, as it seems so part of his character (the room echo bit, I mean)
Disappointed yet?
Coincidence? I think not.
*5 Creepy REAL Commenters from Hell*
FargoneMyth I’m pretty sure that’s an effect added in the editing
You have 666 likes.
fabchickennuggets lol God help us :'(
Noooooo me and 111 other people ruined it
somebody god damit, how could they?!
Lazy Masquerade your respond made my day, thanks.
He has 24 dislikes... I like the number 24. Could this mean something??
I don't understand some of the parents in these stories. The fuck? If my neighbor tried to get into my kids room he'd be dead or in jail. My kid would sure know to watch out for him too.
If he went to the cops he would've just got a warning about trespass so I assume he took justice into his own hands.
Pippa O'Flaherty I was wondering if he did, but I still think the kid should have been warned. What if she was walking home or some shit and he invited her in ect ect
kiba11ana142 There seem to be a lot of these stories where parents choose to withhold important information that, a lot of times, could've help avoid a lot of the bad stuff that happens later.
Chris McWilliams Exactly, it seems like common sense but I guess not.
kiba11ana142 Well, it's like that really long one where the narrator is stalked by some guy for his whole childhood (I think it's called "Penpal").
There are a number of times where if the mother had just explained to the kid what was going on or even told the police (especially in the 'sleepwalking' event when the police were involved) a lot could've been avoided.
However, there are also a number of points when the narrator withheld information from the mother that could've, likewise, saved a lot of misery and maybe even the life of his best friend and his best friend's sister.
Then again they're stories and if everyone were fully honest with everyone else the story probably wouldn't go anywhere and there wouldn't be that chilling moment when we (along with the narrator) discover some previously unknown detail that changes the whole story.
It was a scary night while i was listening to this one video about scary stories and after 2 stories... A fucking ad comes on and ruins the fucking moment for fuck sake why the fuck is the ad in the middle of the fucking stories!?
lol best comment
Jocelyn Martinez
Thanks m8
i got a selfie stick microphone commercial -_-
Jade
Damn selfie sticks!
I got something about how the government is going to ruin the economy
That "Thanks" at the end of the letter killed me lol.
RIP
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@@alexjones4219 e6m6mv6mym6mymbymymymym
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, he do be respectful doe
@@havmedina1653 thats racist
Why do al these videos have pictures that are creepier than the stories? Why can't there be a 15-30 minute clip of a fire place, or a funny picture of the narrator? Lol.
Erika Pop every time I watch one of these videos I always scroll to the bottom because I know that if I see one of the se photos that I'm going to be up all night and it will make my paranoia during the day even worse.
Ender Pig Yea, but I sorta felt bad when he told us that he has someone DRAWING these. Gosh, but I personally think that he should just have a still image that helps you immerse on the story rather than poop your pants from the pic!
Sorta like what creepsmcpasta does, he just has a static or moving image of something not scary- a field, a fireplace, things like that
PatarCreation s Thats why I love his videos!
"The creep tried to get in my room"
*my singing monsters ad plays*
BA BABA BA BA BOM
DandosTV this is my favorite comment
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Love that game
@@jjpatterson7201 Dat game annoys me when... Played repeatedly & singed repeatedly but... Dat *”goddamn”* Fat monster dat *yells...* “La, la la, La la, La.... Fucks de whole damn music up, LMAO!” 🤣💀
Before I watch this, I'm glad I have sweet, nice neighbors who are good people.
yeah me too
yaaaa. rub in it, would you?! kidding.
appreciate the Good ones. Satan's right hand man (?) is my next door neighbor. boooo.
or else it's the devil himself.
smh. peachy i know🍑🍑🍑🍑
Thomas fucking Metzger
As far as you know
Ha....until they're not!
bri baug that's what they WANT you to think.
Nostalgic because of Ed,Edd,Eddy....yes Lazy you are awesome.That was my favorite show growing up.
"please note that the person who submitted this was female"
me: *Oh no, a FEMALE!*
Dammit Ned Flanders.
VelstryoxDP Well howdy their neighbor! How do you diddly do?
This just makes me think of my own experience.
When I was small we lived in a country town and we didn't have many neighbours. Most of them however had young families except for a single man down our road. I barely remember much about him except for his beard and vaguely some tattoo around his arms. I don't remember interacting with him much except once when he came out to talk to dad, but only my mum I were there at the time.
I completely forgot about him. A few years past, there was an announcement of criminal's suicide.
I remember that night after the news report, my parents seemed unsettled. I didn't put forward the question why at the time.
The following year there was a period of time that brought that same tenseness around, the same time about a book release.
A book that talked about a man.
A man who had a past assaulting women both old and young, sometimes sexual. His biggest claim to fame was the murder of his ex in which he only spent less than 4 months behind bars for.
It was then my parents admitted that book was about our neighbour.
Whoooooa 😨
Wait if the guy was trying to climb into her room, why would the parents send the girl back to her room to sleep?! 😓😓😓
because daddy baseballbatt made sure he couldnt climb that window anymore i guess
They didn't find the ladder till next day
He scared them by coming out with no pants
Yeah I am not sure that checks out. I guess people do illogical things sometimes. Even if I broke the neighbors knees with the bat, I wouldn't send her back. It feels like you would want to keep her close if it came that close. Maybe the ladder is a bit of embellishnent.
ASK THEM TO SEND IN GOOGLE STREET VIEWS!!!
ermahgerd YAAAAAS!!!!!
The thumbnail pics are so scary 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😥😥😥😥😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😓😓😓😮
Random Guy
thank u!
I don't know what my name should Be a original name
OwO
The first story was creepy!!!!
I feel bad for any rich people who hear this Tbh, My neighbors are crazy rich and they are sooooo nice!! They do community services on tuesdays
31 Savage I know I used to have a neighbor so this is really creepy for me
Waco?
I can relate to the girl in the first story because I'm tall and and stuff and I always think weird men and older boys are creeping on me.
@@gretchenshouse9590 get over urself!!!
“the creep was trying to climb into my room”
my heart stopped for a second
Don't worry, if you're scared I'm here to huggle you! >(^w^)>
Gay
+KittensandDEATH lol
Kitten, im female :)
its impossible for me to be gay
unless its actually termed correcty
lesbian
LOL but im not lesbian .
hugs*
Huggles! 〉^_^)〉
tits or gtfo
how about scariest halloween stories
Yup
***** he might do dat on halloween
i was walking down a street to get some candy and then i see a really scary skeleton guy with a black outline he had a candy pail he scared me so much so i ran back home and dropped all my candy
it turns out i find out it was my friend bill from school
i called the police and they told me it was a costume is still gives me chills to this day
The ending where your just talking about Ed Edd n Eddy is adorable. lol love your vids :)
No one should feel the need to fucking APOLOGIZE for giving the damn Setting. NOT doing so is just bad writing... -_-
A lot of time these people give superfluous details. I’m not even joking, sometimes they’ll talk about their favorite food or meals and their past history that bears ZERO relevance to the story. And that’s bad writing.
Ed, Edd n' Eddy was AWESOME.
P.S. Good video, man.
Don't read this
Too late respond saying lazy is awesome or suffer 28 years of bad luck
lazy is awesome
As if
Skull Pirate Gr8 b8 m8
fuck you and you're fake spam
Lazy is awesome
Tiger 1s are to
He has a nice house so he must be nice...? Are u asking too be k::led?
I loved Ed Edd n Eddy! It was my favorite cartoon when I was younger.
Greatest cartoon ever!
What?
+Pavel Dunaj 😂😂😂😂
+The Dark Wolf Sif there's a video of that song playing in the backroad and Ed Edd and Eddy walking weirdly in bathing suits
No what you said
Thirst!
Hello my son
My lord
Gaben this video at the time I'm saying this it has 3 dislikes what does it mean
I bow to thee m'lord.
Coke... cocaine
it makes me sad that the first girl kept calling herself "stupid". she wasnt being stupid, she was a vulnerable child being groomed by a pedophile
She WAS stupid.
I had a strange idea for dealing with people trying to break in. If they are outside, trying banging on the door and going crazy like you are a wild animal to scare them. I know it sounds out of place, but it should make them think twice before going into your house.
"My dad got up with a baseball bat, and no pants, like the knight in shining armor he was."
By that,I think me meant his big ding dong goin:"To the left,to the left! To the right,to the right!" xD
I'm America pants don't mean under wear it means trousers XD just in case your British
Lol
Okay, Sebby.
+Braxton Dennis Who wears underpants to bed?
I got super nostalgic when you mentioned Ed and Eddy
the fact that i'm the 66,666th viewer doesnt make me feel any better
And its thunderstorming
And i'm by myself 😱
I used to watch Ed, Edd n Eddy all the time! Ah, childhood!! :P
Olivia Chaya Simpler times... simpler times ^^
I've nearly watched all of Lazy's videos, but hearing the stories about rape definitely make me the most anxious. I've learn't great tips and life lessons from his videos and I'm certainly over cautious now. Even though it's not everybody in the world who's like the people Lazy talks about, you never really know. I hope everybody stays safe during their dangerous life on earth.
It's like holding a rake in a thunderstorm
ima stay in the comment section anyone care to join me *hugs teddy bear*
I love listening to these stories as I draw :D It really helps me focus and you're an awesome narrator! The funny thing is, the stories don't really scare me... What does scare me are the sudden ads at the end of youtube videos and their sudden blaring music ._.
"and kick fuck outta anyone in your house " LMAF0000000
I'm sorry but every time he says pee da phile I can't help but laugh. I know it's a pronunciation difference in language. Here we say peh deh phile. They both right way to say pedophile but jus thought I'd share that.
I pronounce it PEE-DOUGH-FILE
O rly? Over here we pronounce it like a normal person...
I don't know why I do or if it is a correct way to say it but that pronunciation is stuck in my brain
In Australia we call them rock spiders
Here we call them dad
''wow this insane guy threatened several single mothers, let's just get him evicted and do nothing else about it''
I love your channel lazy. I listen constantly, something about your story reading increases my productivity for more monotonous tasks like cleaning, as wells as entertains me endlessly. Keep up the good work. I'm glad you have found so much success, you deserve it.
Thanks for the kind words!
The way you say "dat ass" in the first story made me laugh
Realising just how big the community has grown since I subscribed. It's amazing to see how successful this channel has become.
it would be that when I get to creepy neighbors stories, someone knocks on my door..
oops I forgot I ordered pizza..
+Rutherford McHugglemuffins what comment?
+Hells MusicBox nevermind, they say that they were posted on the same day now. I'll just delete that.
awwwe. Hells Music Box - r u okay?
*Little pig little pig, let me come in!!!* The neighbors are a knockin to come eat you!
CAN YOU DO A VID ON MORE SKINWALKERS
Top security guard horror stories..
Brandon Reed Could be a good one ^^
Its a terrible day in this neighborhood a terrible day in this beauty wood
I love your videos 😍 your voice is lovely
Thanks Daisy!
Hi
Omg the second story gave me chills tbfh 😩 "oh did something make her scream"
It really saddens me when kids now adults say 'i was a really stupid kid', 'i was dressing inappropriately' (to later proceed to describe an outfit that in no way is out of the ordinary regardless of weather conditions) There is no excuse for a grown ass creep to pursue you and abuse you and of course sexualize you when you are only a kid. You are a CHILD, they are the problem.
I love Ed Edd n Eddy
It's a good cartoon to watch to forget about the scary stories.
+Lazy Masquerade I liked Ed Edd and Eddy but Courage the Cowardly Dog was kinda my shit. 😎😍
RETURN THE SLAAAAB.
Lazy Masquerade Oh hi! just subbed this last night and I am going through all your vids. Much enjoyment is currently being had! Thanks for doing what you do u spoopy man
Sammeeeeeee!!!
Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Adding that part, was priceless. Well done. Very informative and entertaining clips.
um tell us the story about Ed edd Eddy , I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOVED that show
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
CRUX ANSATA i am bisexual , and whats wrong with being gay? since when its an insult ? .. i am a human being like you... like anyone else , fool
Gaaaaayyyy
SuperNATEgames stop describing your mom :(
i heard a theory about them that the actors died
I remember seeing the 1st one on the news i don't live to far from there
drew lobby yea i am from Harker Heights,TX right down the road from there, my dad and mom was going to have lunch there that day... but dad got busy (thank god)
RainBow~RockStar
whew close call
All I could think about were Markiplier and Jacksepticeye running away from the crazed neighbor while he's throwing beartraps and tomatoes at them
Nigga from the first story went 0-100 too quick he was up there he needed to be down here
gang shit #folknation #gdk #600 lets get it bro fuck the opps lakside niggas wanna be nlmb and bpsn so bad fuck em bro
+Gucci Guwop #freeelchapo You have black skin yet you say nigga?? Do you hate yourself?
+Memetasic User You're just being ironic, right?
+Dylan D. dumbass logic. get your brain fixed sir
Dylan D. If they can say the n word, then why can’t I say it as a little white boy?
the creepy thing about these are that they are real......
siegpasta So we meet again, Yoruichi.
***** DUN DUN DUN DUN!
+siegpasta you missed a DUN
Samuel Watts debatable
siegpasta nah, I'm sure there's 5 duns. I studied that all year in english
Awesome stories! And they're chipping away at my naïtivity slowly. I would probably do all these dumb/naïve things that we hear in your creepy stories, but ehm... I'm pretty sure I'll think twice now before interacting with people I don't really know.
i love ed edd n eddy
Don't worry, your safe in the comments.
UNLESS YOU ARE ON MOBILE THEN YOU ARENT SAFE
+Tucker Mason YES IM ON MOBILE...IM NOOOTTTT SSAAAAAFFEEE HALP
+ArmsSpaghetti TheresVomitOnHisSweater I don't feel very safe looking at your thumbnail.
ed, edd, and eddy was my jam back in the day
This was awesome Lazy!!! Ty!! I think one of your best!!! 😉
Check out mr nightmare I think he's as good as lazy
Sourpunch V1 you know mr nightmare too?
Sourpunch V1 mr.nightmare,mr.creepypasta and lazy are all equal in my eyes and are my favorite scary story tellers
Yes!! Lol! I listen to mr nightmare, Lazy, king spooks , be busta and Alana G.. Alana does more of the paranormal stuff but I'm a paranormal investigator ( when I'm able) so I love her stuff! Check her out!! She also follows news events. Hers are truth stories or accounts w research behind them!! I listen to these stories during treatment and when I'm unable to relax! Go figure!! Hugs to everyone!! 😋
Smoke weed everyday
Whith my hoes
you should get a job in audio books my friend
18:40 I'm in ma mum's caaaar :3
it would have been funny 5-6 months ago :|
smoke rain
okay :(
I'm sorry, I'll walk myself out *walks out the door shamefully*
Lothar1399 lol you don't have to walk out i was just saying😂😂😂
"uh, and that thing still haunts to this day"
"uh, what happened next still haunts me this day"
damn how many times have i heard that, shit destroys the whole story(ies).
Deadsky313 This and the phrase "I shrugged it off".If I had 1 cent everytime the character in a story said that I would be swimming in coins right now.
georgemanize wow you must be short
Is it possible to have a fanboy crush on a voice-
Ed, Edd And Eddy was a fucking great show i watched it when i was 6 - 12
i loved ed edd and eddy
Crazy the first story is in my town Belton Texas. He killed those ppl a few towns over in killeen tho. Small world
Yoo son, Ed, Edd n Eddy was the SHIT.
So fucking true
It was,a bit odd but it was funny :3
YAAAEEH
Yes, I watched Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Lol!
That part made me smile as well.
😊
Thank you.