@@ScapegoatAngel well they don’t just say hey don’t come back to our club pal in crime family usually once they’re a little to involved they are more likely to disappear
Wish they'd do the same to the cunts that killed the concrete girl. Hell I want them to film the torture and play it to new recruits to show them what happens when you fuck up.
I find misty iceland, irish scottish supernatural stories the eeriest. Sometimes associated with folklore and local superstition. Russian folklore is also very strange and should be explored more
Special thanks to my good friend Phantasmal Wretched for translating these stories from Japanese into English for me. He also has a Yakuza video for you over on his channel: ua-cam.com/video/nbMDrks4a8w/v-deo.html
These Yakuza stories are pretty interesting. A suggestion if I may? Maybe you should try looking for some Italian Mafia horror stories or Russian Mob stories, something within the same context relating to these stories. I think it would make for an interesting video!
Yakuza can be quite nice to foreigners. I went to a barbeque and stayed the night at a Yakuza the house of an upper level man. Got a nice yukata from his wife. The next day was treated to some local sightseeing.
not only yakuza, as long you have money, and spend it with or for them, everyone will act nice to you. but if you don't have . they won't be treated same.
My father was a Yakuza. My mom worked as a hostess in Japan back in the 90s the pay was decent but her visa was soon to end. So she went and married my Dad. Soon enough I was conceived but my Dad hurried to get my Mom out of Japan worrying about her "safety". So I was born in my mom's country My dad would send my mother money and gifts. He came to our house for my birthday when I was three, don't remember much about it though. My mom went crazy because of his "unfortunate accident" And completely lost her mind. Dad was left with poor old 4 year old me so I was brought to Japan in 2005. I wasn't going to kindergarten and stayed at home he'd bring me to parks and festivals periodically. One day I met his Co-workers didn't understand anything what they were saying it was like a thick Japanese accent and I only knew little Japanese (my dad talked to me in my country's Language at home so I wasn't affluent). Starting then I was brought to work by my Dad. While my uncles cheer me up the other room is filled with blood curdling screams every time at that point I knew what his "work" was. I turned six and I met my dad's boss "Grandpa" outside our house basically treated me like his grandchild my Dad well he wasn't fond of it. Me and my dad went shopping for a bag it just so happened to be my Grandpa was there he bought me the bags and school stationary stuff. I went to class till I was eight my Dad left to the Yakuza. We left to go to the to my mom's country. My dad now works now as a translator while I'm now in my senior year. The Yakuza is a really shadey group but to my father it's just a distant memory.
@senorfrog5605 You are correct but most people out here think it's all fiction until they find out it's all very real. Hence the term " Fuck around and find out".
+Lazy Masquerade maybe after a Yakuza Horror Stories 2, you could do videos on Cartel Horror Stories, Triad Horror Stories, or Mafia Horror Stories Only if you want to though. You are one of my favorite UA-camrs Lazy!!! Keep up the amazing work!!! I hope you can bring back your old videos that got privated someday!
People like to compare the Yakuza to the more glamorized, more 'Hollywood-esk' Mafia but I'll tell you this: The presence of the Yakuza, based only on what I have been told by people who have lived in Japan as English teachers (which is apparently the easiest job to get for a Caucasian person wanting to live in Japan) is a LOT stronger and a lot deeper than the Mafia presence in the United States. You could practically point to a branch of government and know that in someway, they have been influenced by a Yakuza presence, no matter how weak or strong. They seem to have a hand in everything. While I myself do not know the truths behind these tales, I do not see them in a glamorous light. There are just so many things I won't ever wish to poke my nose in and this is one of them. They are not the cool, suit wearing, bank robbing bad guys from those action films. Apparently the presence is so strong that hotels, especially the traditional lodgings in Kyoto, will refuse people access to their natural hot spring outdoor baths/pools if you have a tattoo because its safer then saying they forbid Yakuza, which is the real reason they don't want people with tattoo's to use their facilities. Even the travel agent made mention of this (albeit briefly mentioned)
Not worship but hell, English teaching jobs for a white person are the easiest to get! And of course they don't bother the tourists, what an international incident that would create if suddenly people started getting bashed by them of worse. Why cause problems for themselves?
Awesome, you got it posted just in time for it to be another birthday vid, I turn 40 today and earlier I was on here and another couple of the channels I subscribe to had new ones too, but, the was BY FAR THE BEST!! New and original stories I hadn't heard yet, and Lazy you KILLED it on the mic!! Great post
#1: Happens more often than some people think. #2: That is what happens when you screw up. Not just in the Yakuza world but also other gang/mafia groups. ( Italian,Russian,ect ) #3: This one.. Well depending on who the person is depends on if he can get away with doing something like that in their own clan. Some clans do not tolerate those kinds of actions in public. Regardless of the reasons. #4: Could have been worse. Another case of someone screwing up. ( Common theme here in these stories lol. )
Wait tell me how #4 could have been worse? Do you mean like slow torture or as in could have been worse like OP being killed too? But man... He got his face beaten in with a golf club, then dragged to a warehouse to be beaten again by 2 people with a baseball bat then thrown off a bridge.
#2: Disgusting rapist gets his just desserts. and #3 was a disgusting violent misogynist murderer. Same with #4. Even more disturbing that the Yakuza see no problem with rape EXCEPT when its one of their own.
The second one was so gross. As a woman, every time I hear about rapists "persuading" (more like forcing) women to go with them to have "sex" with them just fills me with rage. The third story had me feeling the same. If it was indeed a woman turning down a man and that was his response, then that's just disgusting toxic masculinity/misogyny. So gross. The fact that Yakuza has no problem with rapists is no surprise, but its still disturbing hearing about it.
omg, I had a japanese teacher in high school who was missing a pinky. all the kids would ask him how he lost it, and he would say it was in a fishing accident, and I along with a another student who was japanese american would narrow our eyes cuz we knew, lol. never asked him if he was yakuza, but I definitely don't think that's something you just casually bring out into conversation, lmaooo
Broooo my dad has his finger cut off and he said it was cause of a metal gate... I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK NOW HE IS AFRICAN AND HAS NEVER SAID HE HAS BEEN IN JAPAN- wait he lived in Italy tho... shitt
Dude that's crazy the other day I was researching about the yakuza and what they do and you just uploaded a video About them you're awesome mate keep up the great work love all your videos!
well it pretty common in mexico, brazil and some parts of asia where the place is owned by cartels ,mafias and etc. people that go to those places well known ,to shut up and dont say anything to the cops or else you are dead. probably the same happened here with this story .
You don't mess with the Yakuza or any other eastern gangs, these people knew they could overpower them , but they would be scared of what would happen afterwards
The Mexican cartel members are asking people why do the Mexican cartel have memory problems but while the cartels are asking people this the cartels member are eating lead base paint chips.
It’s mind boggling to me that a man can beat a woman half to death and then drag her out of the house room by her neck.. and not one single “man” does anything. If my husband and his friends came home and told me that story in the same way that guy did.. I would be so ashamed of them. Maybe it’s just because I’m used to being around strong, cornfed, military men.. idk.. that is just insane to me.
I have a scary story to but it might not be as scary one day I didn't want to do my maths homework so I did some of it and didn't finish it Now I'm serving life in jail
100,000 members... now I wonder if I had crossed paths with one when I was there for a week without me noticing... damn am I ever glad nothing bad happened
To be honest they are very recognisable as the culture in japan doesn't require them to act or look subtle. They give off a vibe and they are definitely recognisable....especially from their cars and clothes, they tend to like black on black everything from what i have seen and learned from people.
The Yakuza aren't all bad , they help in times of need , I've heard lots of them in real life are great people , just don't mess with their plans or members
Criminals are still human beings, and even humans who have turned to terrible crime will still generally have some sense of "doing the right thing." The world isn't just either people who walk the straight and narrow or people who break every rule in the book.
Everyone in Japan tried to help out after tragedies. Just because the Yakuza helped out people after a tragedy just like many organizations all over the world doesn’t make them any less degenerate
@@dart2475 Well because of Anime I know some of Yakuza's rule. One of them is they need to help people who's in need when something bad happened. They will only hurt the people who hurt them and if something bad happened to their friends specially if it's about one of their family members.
I've been to Japan and I went to the famous "Yakuza District", which is not dangerous, and you can tell who is in the Yakuza actually by the way they dress. However the Yakuza doesn't really do public disturbances and don't hurt civilians unless you get involved somehow.
+Braulio Esparza I agree. So many people try to narrate in a way that sounds creepy, but overdo it and sound cheesy. He has the perfect balance of simple narrating and a subtle creepy tone.
My MFL (Modern Foreign Languages) teacher lived in Japan for a year. When her father came to visit her there they had gone out for lunch and were walking back when the Yakuza van, a black van, came driving down the street. Her father took a picture of them, thank god they didn't notice!
They say in these times they've (the yakuza) started banning the practice of cutting off fingers because people could never get jobs after and other reasons
Well it's probably best you don't go to Japan anytime soon or you might be one of the unlucky people who run into Yakuza at the wrong place/wrong time.
I dunno, the last Yakuza I saw just liked to dance it up in the nightclub to some good old Miracle Johnson, or sing some harmless karaoke. They can't be THAT bad.
because they're probably not real stories. i'm sure plenty of stuff like this has actually happened in the Yakuza, but these stories are more than likely bullshit
Triads also are in china town, new york city. The triad combine forces with the flying dragons. There are flying dragon gangsters that only weigh 125 pounds and try to rob a white man that weighs 180 pound. The united states white man can take down two flying dragon gangster member at once.
2:09 Wait so he didn't want to join, was forced to join, but "thought about quitting"? How could he quit if he had no choice? And he was forced to do the job "He couldn't say no" so how could he just quit? Oh, and he could also hear a "splattering sound" over the crushing of metal? Yeah, this one's fake chief. Between the dramatic cigarette lighting and the "nervous laughing"... just fanfic.
These types of videos are far more fascinating than the supernatural ones.. I think because it’s a refreshing break from all of the horror stories. Do more of these my man Lazy!
What about the time that that one Yakuza, the “Dragon of Dojima” or something like that beat up 100 guys at once and dodged two missiles while only using like 20% of his power?
Despite being nothing but scum bags these days, at least the Mafia started out as a type of law enforcement agency for the regions of Italy in which they started. The Yakuza are just brutal thugs with absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever. If any organization ever deserved to be wiped off the face of the earth, it is surely them. I'm not even close to a violent person, but I wouldn't have a problem with certain Yakuza being summarily shot off into outer space and left there, all alone, with limited food and air. Dang, not only did I just scare myself a little, but it gave me an AWESOME idea for a future based story since I'm a writer! LOLing nervously...
True. The Italian mafia arose during a time when the central Italian government was very disorganized and fuzzy as to who exactly was in charge, meaning there was very little time or resources to send protection to small towns and villages, and the strongest locals had to take things into their own hands. It doesn't make what they do now right, but at least it's understandable.
Mistie Partin That's why I hate gangs. Try to do anything they don't like and you're overpowered by groups of them. If I was in this situation where I was being chased relentlessly by a gang i'd just try to take as many of them with me as possible. You're dead as soon as you mess with them.
When I was working on a cruiseship that was passing by Japan I noticed that in two harbors there was a sports car (one was a Porsche, and other one was a Corvette iirc) with a man in a suit, who just parked closeby, made a few phone calls and left after an hour or two. I'm not saying they were yakuza, but I found it rather strange that the most flamboyant cars I've seen in Japan (we were cruising the west coast, so rather rural communities) seemed to hang out in the harbors.
Hey Lazy! I love your vids. Maybe you can do these videos in the future: 1. Mob stories (Italian/Russian/Chinese Triad) 2. Khmer Rouge storirs 3. South East Asian folklore (plenty of that here. Lots of horror stories)
WELL DID THE WRITER OF THE LAST STORY CONTINUE WORKING FOR THE YAKUZA OR NOT GOD DAMMIT?! LAZY DONT LEAVE ME HANGING IM GONNA CRY, MATE. great vid I love the content
So apparently, “yakuza” translates to “the extreme path,” and it comes from the part of a card game that refers to the worst possible hand one can be dealt, according to the Wikipedia article.
Sometimes it is just hard to believe shit like this really happens in this world. That last one really fucked me up, not sure why I am so surprised when I've been on this planet to know how fucked up humanity can get. (I'm not an angel by any means). Good job Lazy on the narration, and for those that shared those horrific stories.
+Lazy Masquerade - Hey I love your stories, so glad I subscribed to your channel. Love the story about Itchy and X (really those are their nicknames??) thats original!!
"I would have helped if I could, but I was frozen in fear". No thats bull, he had his chance to help but he didn't because his a coward like everyone else that just watches someone get hurt and doesn't try to stop it.
+jena jena well good for them , if they tried to help her, they will kill them too. sadly the cartel ,gangs and mafias like yakuza will find your ass and kill you if you snitch on them or try to stop them.
Yes , i saw one in mexico , a family got murdered because his son snitch some of the cartel drugs... his mom was killed with a sledgehammer and his father with a shotgun in the face ,they left with a sign saying "this is what happen if you snitch us " or something like that , in spanish the sign said " esto le pasa a los que ponen el dedo " i cant remember very well the name of the cartel though
@CA Whats wrong, princess, too much attention and none on you? I know you ADHD cases get that way when youre excited, and as much as I hate being a bully, and speaking of excited, Im a straight man. Even if I WERENT, Im not a pedophile AND I still have a functioning sense of smell. -If- Since you cannot count, thats three strikes, kid, good luck with the flirting elsewhere.
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Tbh, the young Yakuza in #2 deserved it. He killed a woman and expected no consequences. In the Yakuza, they show no mercy
Well he was a fucking serial rapist, even though that word wasn't used. Rapist are scum.
@@ScapegoatAngel well to be fair he didn't seem to be a high ranking member. He just seemed to be a low level Yakuza with a nasty habit
@@ScapegoatAngel well they don’t just say hey don’t come back to our club pal in crime family usually once they’re a little to involved they are more likely to disappear
Wish they'd do the same to the cunts that killed the concrete girl. Hell I want them to film the torture and play it to new recruits to show them what happens when you fuck up.
Hey GOD, what are you doing here? My wish is to... I forgot.
these topics are way more thrilling than supernatural ones
+ZombryaTheDark Agreed!
+ZombryaTheDark I've always found stories about people scarier than ones about monsters because we *are* the monsters
+theginganinja815 true.
I find misty iceland, irish scottish supernatural stories the eeriest. Sometimes associated with folklore and local superstition. Russian folklore is also very strange and should be explored more
I know right!?!?
Special thanks to my good friend Phantasmal Wretched for translating these stories from Japanese into English for me. He also has a Yakuza video for you over on his channel: ua-cam.com/video/nbMDrks4a8w/v-deo.html
why didnt you post a video for so long +lazymascarade
+daniela murillo Isn't it obvious? It's cause he's LAZY!!! Get it?
+Chris Watson good one
Awesome stories! Japanese culture intrigues me. love this vid!
what?!!!! Yesssss! what a treat!!!! Thanks Lazy you pick the most awesome content!
These Yakuza stories are pretty interesting. A suggestion if I may? Maybe you should try looking for some Italian Mafia horror stories or Russian Mob stories, something within the same context relating to these stories. I think it would make for an interesting video!
TF is up with ur profile pic
Russian mob stories sound good, the mafia is overrated, glamourized hollywood.
That is a good video I hope that Lazy gets your message does videos on these interesting gangsters
He's done a video on the Mexican cartel. It's really good. You should check it out.
Italian Mafia sounds great!
The Yakuza are terrifying but fascinating to learn about. There are very few yakuza stories and videos on youtube. I am excited to see this.
Yakuza can be quite nice to foreigners. I went to a barbeque and stayed the night at a Yakuza the house of an upper level man. Got a nice yukata from his wife. The next day was treated to some local sightseeing.
+Katnipkitkat (Cthülhu Kthûl'hu) North Korea treats American tourists in much the same way.
Does that mean handjob?
Nice lie
not only yakuza, as long you have money, and spend it with or for them, everyone will act nice to you. but if you don't have . they won't be treated same.
@@lagatita1623 lol. It's traditional clothes
My father was a Yakuza. My mom worked as a hostess in Japan back in the 90s the pay was decent but her visa was soon to end. So she went and married my Dad. Soon enough I was conceived but my Dad hurried to get my Mom out of Japan worrying about her "safety". So I was born in my mom's country My dad would send my mother money and gifts. He came to our house for my birthday when I was three, don't remember much about it though. My mom went crazy because of his "unfortunate accident" And completely lost her mind. Dad was left with poor old 4 year old me so I was brought to Japan in 2005. I wasn't going to kindergarten and stayed at home he'd bring me to parks and festivals periodically. One day I met his Co-workers didn't understand anything what they were saying it was like a thick Japanese accent and I only knew little Japanese (my dad talked to me in my country's Language at home so I wasn't affluent). Starting then I was brought to work by my Dad. While my uncles cheer me up the other room is filled with blood curdling screams every time at that point I knew what his "work" was. I turned six and I met my dad's boss "Grandpa" outside our house basically treated me like his grandchild my Dad well he wasn't fond of it. Me and my dad went shopping for a bag it just so happened to be my Grandpa was there he bought me the bags and school stationary stuff. I went to class till I was eight my Dad left to the Yakuza. We left to go to the to my mom's country. My dad now works now as a translator while I'm now in my senior year. The Yakuza is a really shadey group but to my father it's just a distant memory.
cool story bro
Sorry for my absence recently. I took a little vacation ^^
+Lazy Masquerade A little vacation to where?
The Commonwealth of Fallout 4 mostly, aha.
+Lazy Masquerade Ha!!! I think a took a week of homework to play Black Ops 3
+Lazy Masquerade
I can't blame you, the games engrossing. You should do a 'Lazy plays' channel!
I'd watch you play some Fallout.
where did you go? japan ;) cool vid, lazy.
No one ever talks of the deep dark evil side of organized crime. The old saying "live by the sword,die by the sword" is so true.
Yeah I think that's ALL anyone talks about lol
What do you mean “no one ever talks about the dark side of organized crime”?
Literally every gangster movie ever made does
@senorfrog5605 You are correct but most people out here think it's all fiction until they find out it's all very real. Hence the term " Fuck around and find out".
LONG LIVE LAZY!!
+UNIT #522 lol You're a fan of Lazy, too? I saw you on Be Busta's channel. XD
I agree LONG LIVE LAZY
Heyy, I'm subscribed to you
I love you and lazy! You are all great!!!
Long live the guy who wrote the story about machete man who had his dick out
"He looked me in the eyes and said" low battery 20% remaining
I felt really bad for that poor woman..
The one in the hole... Or the one in the bar?
@@blacktoothfox677 Both for me
Blacktooth Fox I wonder what the one in the bar did 🤔
@@nyirobiojulu3743 pointed a revolver at the suspected yakuza's dick?
bollo The Enigma okay forever alone chill.
wow these stories were incredible. Please do more of these!
Love you for doing these videos :)
Thank you! I really enjoyed these ones too. Hopefully I'll find more for a sequel in a month or so :)
+Lazy Masquerade maybe after a Yakuza Horror Stories 2, you could do videos on Cartel Horror Stories, Triad Horror Stories, or Mafia Horror Stories
Only if you want to though. You are one of my favorite UA-camrs Lazy!!! Keep up the amazing work!!! I hope you can bring back your old videos that got privated someday!
+Lazy Masquerade Maybe true Mafia stories?
+boxofhalf I was totally thinking that!
Loved the stories!!- get Phantasmal wretched to translate more!
People like to compare the Yakuza to the more glamorized, more 'Hollywood-esk' Mafia but I'll tell you this: The presence of the Yakuza, based only on what I have been told by people who have lived in Japan as English teachers (which is apparently the easiest job to get for a Caucasian person wanting to live in Japan) is a LOT stronger and a lot deeper than the Mafia presence in the United States. You could practically point to a branch of government and know that in someway, they have been influenced by a Yakuza presence, no matter how weak or strong. They seem to have a hand in everything. While I myself do not know the truths behind these tales, I do not see them in a glamorous light. There are just so many things I won't ever wish to poke my nose in and this is one of them. They are not the cool, suit wearing, bank robbing bad guys from those action films.
Apparently the presence is so strong that hotels, especially the traditional lodgings in Kyoto, will refuse people access to their natural hot spring outdoor baths/pools if you have a tattoo because its safer then saying they forbid Yakuza, which is the real reason they don't want people with tattoo's to use their facilities. Even the travel agent made mention of this (albeit briefly mentioned)
To their...
Not worship but hell, English teaching jobs for a white person are the easiest to get! And of course they don't bother the tourists, what an international incident that would create if suddenly people started getting bashed by them of worse. Why cause problems for themselves?
i got my nose pierced by a yakuza member once he was nice he told me to clean it and make sure i didn't catch it on anything
Benjamin Landgren y don’t the police arrest the yakuza
@@smart422 The fear of retaliation is too great for them to get involved in Yakuza business.
More like this please. ^^
@@adamkern6243 not new videos lol he never posts anymore
WHA? WAIT A MINUTE... i know you
And I like yo content
Awesome, you got it posted just in time for it to be another birthday vid, I turn 40 today and earlier I was on here and another couple of the channels I subscribe to had new ones too, but, the was BY FAR THE BEST!! New and original stories I hadn't heard yet, and Lazy you KILLED it on the mic!! Great post
#1: Happens more often than some people think.
#2: That is what happens when you screw up. Not just in the Yakuza world but also other gang/mafia groups. ( Italian,Russian,ect )
#3: This one.. Well depending on who the person is depends on if he can get away with doing something like that in their own clan. Some clans do not tolerate those kinds of actions in public. Regardless of the reasons.
#4: Could have been worse. Another case of someone screwing up. ( Common theme here in these stories lol. )
Wait tell me how #4 could have been worse? Do you mean like slow torture or as in could have been worse like OP being killed too? But man... He got his face beaten in with a golf club, then dragged to a warehouse to be beaten again by 2 people with a baseball bat then thrown off a bridge.
#2: Disgusting rapist gets his just desserts. and #3 was a disgusting violent misogynist murderer. Same with #4. Even more disturbing that the Yakuza see no problem with rape EXCEPT when its one of their own.
I've heard that the Yakuza control some of the Japanese music industry and participate in drifting.
I heard they own half of the American music industry..
+Fanatic Proxy Did you watch Toyko Drift or something?
+Firstname Lastname Actually, I watched Archer. That's where I heard it from.
@0xHAZ3x0 yakuza have a big influence in alot of things in Japan. Even the government
You know whats even scarier Yakuza Horror Story?
Goro Majima saying "Kiryu-chan~!"
bro ur a cultured man, i was scrolling thru the comments searching for a Yakuza game reference
Ah, the Majima Everywhere system. I remember buying bento because my health is kinda low and Majima asks me if he wants my bento heated.
@@Lightnatural same
I was hoping that someone else would be cultured enough to make a Yakuza reference
The second one was so gross. As a woman, every time I hear about rapists "persuading" (more like forcing) women to go with them to have "sex" with them just fills me with rage. The third story had me feeling the same. If it was indeed a woman turning down a man and that was his response, then that's just disgusting toxic masculinity/misogyny. So gross. The fact that Yakuza has no problem with rapists is no surprise, but its still disturbing hearing about it.
🤣🤣 Toxic masculinity, good one snowflake.
This one was one of the best I've heard. Great job
When you said 'Ichi' I kept thinking of the movie Ichi The Killer
+animeHEAT Muda Muda
+no ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
animeHEAT OMG ME TOO! It's a fantastic movie!
You should read the manga it's insane
My shit
omg, I had a japanese teacher in high school who was missing a pinky. all the kids would ask him how he lost it, and he would say it was in a fishing accident, and I along with a another student who was japanese american would narrow our eyes cuz we knew, lol. never asked him if he was yakuza, but I definitely don't think that's something you just casually bring out into conversation, lmaooo
Bullshit
@@Walamonga1313 you here too :)
This reeks of BS man
Broooo my dad has his finger cut off and he said it was cause of a metal gate... I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK NOW HE IS AFRICAN AND HAS NEVER SAID HE HAS BEEN IN JAPAN- wait he lived in Italy tho... shitt
Dude that's crazy the other day I was researching about the yakuza and what they do and you just uploaded a video
About them you're awesome mate keep up the great work love all your videos!
A whole fucking room of people didn't even attempt to help a women being beat ruthlessly, what the fuck?!
+Ghostrific ;-; probably is a place with alot of yakuza people or something and they though it was normal or .... alot of coward people.
FZJanimated If that's the people in that areas line of thought then humanity is fucked.
well it pretty common in mexico, brazil and some parts of asia where the place is owned by cartels ,mafias and etc. people that go to those places well known ,to shut up and dont say anything to the cops or else you are dead. probably the same happened here with this story .
If you wanna get stomped by the yukaza's then go right ahead. They will kill you if you try to intervene.
You don't mess with the Yakuza or any other eastern gangs, these people knew they could overpower them , but they would be scared of what would happen afterwards
2:52 “The Yakuza guy just sniggared”
Well done :) I like the variety of stories such as this.
In the last story I can understand why x was mad but damn that was brutal
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Will you ever do 4 disturbing stories of the Mexican cartel?
stories about the catel would be a lot more violent and disturbing, and honestly, that would be a good video
The Mexican cartel members are asking people why do the Mexican cartel have memory problems but while the cartels are asking people this the cartels member are eating lead base paint chips.
id love to hear stories of Medellin Cartell and Guadalajara Cartell.
It’s mind boggling to me that a man can beat a woman half to death and then drag her out of the house room by her neck.. and not one single “man” does anything. If my husband and his friends came home and told me that story in the same way that guy did.. I would be so ashamed of them. Maybe it’s just because I’m used to being around strong, cornfed, military men.. idk.. that is just insane to me.
Japan: Disturbing true Yakuza stories.
Me: Disturbing true Jacuzzi stories.
Never fart in a jacuzzi when you got the runs..
Alpha Chingón 😂😂 a man of culture
Alpha Chingón OH GOD WHY?!
Thanks I hate it.
‘Aphrodisiacs’ said Bill Cosby
I lived in Japan a few years as a missionary, and heard some wild stories.
Now you got me curious...
Going to make a video?
Come on, (please) tell us.
@@celty5858 this man dead as shit
@@demonsdance9328 You might be right...
"Smash that like button or i'll smash you"
Oh my...
Lesson of the day, DON'T go to bars and clubs.
Your my favorite Horror story narrator!! love your work :)
I love your videos, gotta do a homeless people story...you see terrifying things on the streets, especially here in Manhattan New York
Rob Bebops I saw someone OD once in Washington Heights when I was 7. She had a Tweety Bird pillow. My parents made me look away
What did you mean by terrifying? Like homeless people mugging or something?
And the lord said unto john, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life"
But John came fifth, and won a toaster
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+Lazy Masquerade great video you come up with the best theme videos your the best lazy!!
+Lazy Masquerade Out of all the fucked up shit i have heard on this channel why does that link disturb me the most?
LMAO
KanzenSaimin John is my idol :D
My scary story :
One day, i did homework
HOLY SHIT
I have a scary story to but it might not be as scary one day I didn't want to do my maths homework so I did some of it and didn't finish it
Now I'm serving life in jail
+Bob bib My scary story: I was playing sonic and then I fell into the water and the drowning theme played.
+Bob bib Mine is scarier, yesterday when I woke up the internet is disconnected and I can't surf the internet scary right?
I was temporarily banned from instagram. its a nightmare
100,000 members... now I wonder if I had crossed paths with one when I was there for a week without me noticing... damn am I ever glad nothing bad happened
***** excatly. I went there on a vacation for a week.
Well, if you went around Roppongi then you almost certainly did.
To be honest they are very recognisable as the culture in japan doesn't require them to act or look subtle. They give off a vibe and they are definitely recognisable....especially from their cars and clothes, they tend to like black on black everything from what i have seen and learned from people.
Rozalind Aria I have 5 of these kinds of Chanel’s I love and I often wonder this
@@RozArialind what food did u eat? Ramen? Takoyaki?
didn't the yakuza help civilians when japan had a natural disaster?
The Yakuza aren't all bad , they help in times of need , I've heard lots of them in real life are great people , just don't mess with their plans or members
Criminals are still human beings, and even humans who have turned to terrible crime will still generally have some sense of "doing the right thing." The world isn't just either people who walk the straight and narrow or people who break every rule in the book.
Serina Sanchez no FBI will win
Everyone in Japan tried to help out after tragedies. Just because the Yakuza helped out people after a tragedy just like many organizations all over the world doesn’t make them any less degenerate
@@dart2475 Well because of Anime I know some of Yakuza's rule. One of them is they need to help people who's in need when something bad happened. They will only hurt the people who hurt them and if something bad happened to their friends specially if it's about one of their family members.
I've been to Japan and I went to the famous "Yakuza District", which is not dangerous, and you can tell who is in the Yakuza actually by the way they dress. However the Yakuza doesn't really do public disturbances and don't hurt civilians unless you get involved somehow.
Bro ur the best man. U r a good narratior
Thanks!
+Braulio Esparza I agree. So many people try to narrate in a way that sounds creepy, but overdo it and sound cheesy. He has the perfect balance of simple narrating and a subtle creepy tone.
My MFL (Modern Foreign Languages) teacher lived in Japan for a year. When her father came to visit her there they had gone out for lunch and were walking back when the Yakuza van, a black van, came driving down the street. Her father took a picture of them, thank god they didn't notice!
That was... Oh man, yeah, the Yakuza terrify me. *::shudder::* Great job, Lazy!
They say in these times they've (the yakuza) started banning the practice of cutting off fingers because people could never get jobs after and other reasons
That's weird, I'm 42 minutes late.
And in Japan, 42 is a heck of an unlucky number.
Well it's probably best you don't go to Japan anytime soon or you might be one of the unlucky people who run into Yakuza at the wrong place/wrong time.
Well - in the rest of the world it is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything
@@whynottalklikeapirat 42 is the answer to life in the universe? no its not.
@@kalle1453 it's a Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy reference.
@@kalle1453 I have it on VERY good authority that it is. The problem is what the question is ...
I dunno, the last Yakuza I saw just liked to dance it up in the nightclub to some good old Miracle Johnson, or sing some harmless karaoke. They can't be THAT bad.
KIRYU-CHAN
“He was buried alive...”
If no one else spoke of it, how did his friend know?
because they're probably not real stories. i'm sure plenty of stuff like this has actually happened in the Yakuza, but these stories are more than likely bullshit
From the dead of course.
Thank God you're back, I didn't know what to do without your stories
So this is a warning to always be ready for the real world. By that I mean, real dark and cruel world.
How about some Triad stories?
Triads also are in china town, new york city. The triad combine forces with the flying dragons. There are flying dragon gangsters that only weigh 125 pounds and try to rob a white man that weighs 180 pound. The united states white man can take down two flying dragon gangster member at once.
Dude, that was awesome! You are by far my favorite story teller!
I like Yakuza, but not what they are doing. It's cool to have your body covered in tatoos.
Welcome back! Glad to hear from you, and great video as usual. :)
2:09 Wait so he didn't want to join, was forced to join, but "thought about quitting"? How could he quit if he had no choice? And he was forced to do the job "He couldn't say no" so how could he just quit?
Oh, and he could also hear a "splattering sound" over the crushing of metal? Yeah, this one's fake chief. Between the dramatic cigarette lighting and the "nervous laughing"... just fanfic.
Please do one on the Italian-American Mafia, that would be amazing.
YAY!!! You're back! I've missed your voice!
*Sees "Uploaded 46 seconds ago"* Go me!
These types of videos are far more fascinating than the supernatural ones.. I think because it’s a refreshing break from all of the horror stories. Do more of these my man Lazy!
True story- I got banned on club penguin so I made a new account
Woah dude are you ok? That's hardcore if you actually got banned.
That story is ice cold bro
I always look forward to your videos,it makes my day!
What about the time that that one Yakuza, the “Dragon of Dojima” or something like that beat up 100 guys at once and dodged two missiles while only using like 20% of his power?
Don't forget that he beats people with a bike.
Tucked away in bed, lights off and ready for the Stories! Thank you Lazy!
Despite being nothing but scum bags these days, at least the Mafia started out as a type of law enforcement agency for the regions of Italy in which they started. The Yakuza are just brutal thugs with absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever. If any organization ever deserved to be wiped off the face of the earth, it is surely them. I'm not even close to a violent person, but I wouldn't have a problem with certain Yakuza being summarily shot off into outer space and left there, all alone, with limited food and air.
Dang, not only did I just scare myself a little, but it gave me an AWESOME idea for a future based story since I'm a writer! LOLing nervously...
True. The Italian mafia arose during a time when the central Italian government was very disorganized and fuzzy as to who exactly was in charge, meaning there was very little time or resources to send protection to small towns and villages, and the strongest locals had to take things into their own hands. It doesn't make what they do now right, but at least it's understandable.
Mistie Partin That's why I hate gangs. Try to do anything they don't like and you're overpowered by groups of them. If I was in this situation where I was being chased relentlessly by a gang i'd just try to take as many of them with me as possible. You're dead as soon as you mess with them.
@@spacecat109 would you?
Amazing how these TRUE stories are so precise, no reason to remotely think that these are BS.
Make an Italian Mafia scary story setting! Please!
When I was working on a cruiseship that was passing by Japan I noticed that in two harbors there was a sports car (one was a Porsche, and other one was a Corvette iirc) with a man in a suit, who just parked closeby, made a few phone calls and left after an hour or two.
I'm not saying they were yakuza, but I found it rather strange that the most flamboyant cars I've seen in Japan (we were cruising the west coast, so rather rural communities) seemed to hang out in the harbors.
"some viewers might find one or two of these stories shocking or upsetting" this is lazy masquerade! what were you expecting exactly? lol
How could you forget the scariest yakuza story of all time? About heart surgeon number 1? Steady hand?
An army of 100,000 vs your army of 264,000
Love your videos! Another awesome one!
Narrator: "Some listeners may find one or two of these stories shocking or upsetting."
Me, having read Ichi the Killer: "We'll see about that."
Lol
Hey Lazy! I love your vids. Maybe you can do these videos in the future:
1. Mob stories (Italian/Russian/Chinese Triad)
2. Khmer Rouge storirs
3. South East Asian folklore (plenty of that here. Lots of horror stories)
Hey Lazy! Can you do a Video about the crimes by the turkish Mafia? :)
awesome vid lazy! thank you
WELL DID THE WRITER OF THE LAST STORY CONTINUE WORKING FOR THE YAKUZA OR NOT GOD DAMMIT?!
LAZY DONT LEAVE ME HANGING IM GONNA CRY, MATE.
great vid I love the content
So apparently, “yakuza” translates to “the extreme path,” and it comes from the part of a card game that refers to the worst possible hand one can be dealt, according to the Wikipedia article.
Dealt the worst hand in life.
This one was pretty bad ass. Its mostly suspense and shock more than horror but still VERY terrifying stuff. Good job!
I don't like these Yakuza stories, they really just make me angry more than suspensefull..
bollo The Enigma are you ... alright
bollo The Enigma nobody's trying to silence you idiot
The one where the woman was beaten made me angry. Yakuza or not, bastard really beat a woman and no one did anything. That's unforgivable.
bollo The Enigma calm down kid.
@@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 that's sexist. You should treat men and women equally.
I love your narrations, you really capture the awful feeling of having committed murder. I think, because you know, I've never killed anyone before
Bro… why did you pronounce snickering in the first story like that?
Sometimes it is just hard to believe shit like this really happens in this world. That last one really fucked me up, not sure why I am so surprised when I've been on this planet to know how fucked up humanity can get. (I'm not an angel by any means). Good job Lazy on the narration, and for those that shared those horrific stories.
All I can say is... X gonna give to ya!
13:57 - "...working for a small group of **Yakuzer** in the city..."
variety. I like it
Just when I was wondering where you were! So glad you're good, love your videos!!
Hi Lazy! :3
Hey hey hey!
+Lazy Masquerade - Hey I love your stories, so glad I subscribed to your channel. Love the story about Itchy and X (really those are their nicknames??) thats original!!
+Lazy Masquerade yay you replied!
+Lazy Masquerade why not itchy and scratchy?? LOL!!
Haha, it was Ichi, as in "Ichi the Killer", or Ichigo ^^
Wow! A Lazy vid I HAVEN'T seen yet! Nice!
welcome to the comment section - you are safe down here :)
I loved this topic!!! Super cool!!! I would love to hear more like this!!! Glad ur back! Hope you had a good vacation!!!
"I would have helped if I could, but I was frozen in fear". No thats bull, he had his chance to help but he didn't because his a coward like everyone else that just watches someone get hurt and doesn't try to stop it.
I know right!!!😤😤😤😤😤😤
Yeah right, like you would've totally gone and punched the living hell out of the bad guy and saved the day.
@@Walamonga1313 let the pussy day dream
Help and then what? Face retaliation and probably get killed?
its become a routine for me to listen to your videos every night before i go to bed.. You're a good storyteller!
Love your vids, keep it up! Love from sweden
One time my Mom she.....she.....
Made me give up my videogames FOR A MONTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are good but I absolutely love the supernatural stories!!
the 3rd story really pisses me off i cant believe no one tried to fucking help her????
+jena jena well good for them , if they tried to help her, they will kill them too. sadly the cartel ,gangs and mafias like yakuza will find your ass and kill you if you snitch on them or try to stop them.
+FZJanimated they might even involved your family too
Yes , i saw one in mexico , a family got murdered because his son snitch some of the cartel drugs... his mom was killed with a sledgehammer and his father with a shotgun in the face ,they left with a sign saying "this is what happen if you snitch us " or something like that , in spanish the sign said " esto le pasa a los que ponen el dedo " i cant remember very well the name of the cartel though
I really love your videos Lazy, and it's great that you're allowed to post longer videos on your main channel again.
Its pronounced "YAK~ooh~za" NOT "ya~KEW~za"
@CA Whats wrong, princess, too much attention and none on you? I know you ADHD cases get that way when youre excited, and as much as I hate being a bully, and speaking of excited, Im a straight man. Even if I WERENT, Im not a pedophile AND I still have a functioning sense of smell. -If- Since you cannot count, thats three strikes, kid, good luck with the flirting elsewhere.
Great video ! Thanks.