1961 West German Military Survival Ration MRE Review Dried Meat & Cola Chocolate Bar Oldest Eaten

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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2017
  • Check out this incredibly well preserved 56 year old German Survival Ration! Small enough to fit in just about any pocket, the variety of contents were of very high quality. Witness this amazing unboxing & full tasting review of what was a pretty advanced and very well designed German Survival Ration!
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    And thank you everyone for watching & subscribing - hope
    you enjoyed this one, as I certainly did making it!
    -Steve
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    LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
    NICE HISS™
    I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @jamesrein1996
    @jamesrein1996 4 роки тому +2240

    Nuclear fallout happens.
    Steve: Finally some good fucking food.

    • @LaurenMiddleton28
      @LaurenMiddleton28 4 роки тому +3

      😂🤣

    • @albertlozano2850
      @albertlozano2850 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @ReddoFreddo
      @ReddoFreddo 3 роки тому +1

      It's not like the chocolate in there is "special mre chocolate" Germans are just good at making chocolate, and people like Steve1989 notice cause they focus on the flavor. Many people would eat that chocolate bar and not appreciate the complex flavor.

    • @kaytea.
      @kaytea. 3 роки тому +2

      @@aphid8494 these radiation levels are off the charts, nice!

    • @stardust6004
      @stardust6004 3 роки тому +3

      Nuclear dust all over the place?? Better get this out onto a tray!

  • @hikingworm1028
    @hikingworm1028 5 років тому +3742

    Not sure if I should taste this... Let me taste it to make sure.

  • @dominiksoudil5568
    @dominiksoudil5568 3 роки тому +1334

    I always marvel at Steve’s ability to translate every single language, as long as it’s written on an MRE

    • @mwinton1986
      @mwinton1986 2 роки тому +63

      It’s called google translate 😆

    • @petershalashaska7886
      @petershalashaska7886 2 роки тому +307

      I like to imagine he knows every language

    • @BloxEzio3
      @BloxEzio3 2 роки тому +129

      @@petershalashaska7886 Yes, it's better that way

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 2 роки тому +59

      Literally Germans : "Our Reich will last a 1000 years" "Herr Komandant we just lost this war and lost all others we should find something else..." "Fine Kameraden, OUR MILITARY RATIONS WILL LAST A THOUSAND YEARS !!!" "That's ze spirit !"

    • @Quert_Zuiopue
      @Quert_Zuiopue 2 роки тому +7

      It's no mre, but a survival ration.

  • @boneheaded9751
    @boneheaded9751 3 роки тому +1920

    "I don't understand how this chocolate is so amazing. It's like nothing I've ever had before." Spends the next 10 hours obsessively vacuuming the carpets.

    • @jaydenslaptop
      @jaydenslaptop 3 роки тому +223

      His immune system has risen beyond human capacity. He no longer even gets constipated

    • @gorillachronicles
      @gorillachronicles 2 роки тому +188

      I get it ,I'm sorry everyone else missed it

    • @coyhill3548
      @coyhill3548 2 роки тому +107

      Lmaoooo definitely them Germans put that in every thing they could lol

    • @EnergyTRE
      @EnergyTRE 2 роки тому +3

      rofl

    • @Thekenkrieger1
      @Thekenkrieger1 2 роки тому +97

      Good old Pervitin

  • @photolabguy
    @photolabguy 7 років тому +5499

    Is it weird for me to say that this MRE is one of the sexiest I've seen? Outstanding packaging.

    • @124Andro
      @124Andro 7 років тому +69

      photolabguy this

    • @henryettoit897
      @henryettoit897 7 років тому +113

      as sexy as nazi uniforms...which is to say, very

    • @caccadu12
      @caccadu12 7 років тому +33

      photolabguy deutsche haben Style lel

    • @jonasmuller3815
      @jonasmuller3815 7 років тому +11

      Jap es ist einfach mal so gut erhalten wegen dem Tape etc. :D

    • @sunkorg
      @sunkorg 7 років тому +45

      Agreed; the meticulous packaging is strangely pleasing. :)

  • @jonathanjones770
    @jonathanjones770 5 років тому +2809

    "Smells kinda foul and unpleasant....i kinda like it"

    • @kiop2336
      @kiop2336 5 років тому +1

      Hail Eris, Our Lady Discord ;)

    • @650Ryder
      @650Ryder 5 років тому +29

      I can’t believe Steve hasn’t sh!t out half of his intestines by now. Mans an animal...

    • @kikisekscotermann5332
      @kikisekscotermann5332 5 років тому

      Classi Steve. :3

    • @tomtian895
      @tomtian895 5 років тому +1

      he ate it.

    • @TheOldWarden
      @TheOldWarden 5 років тому +13

      Same as a womans butthole

  • @bnsyphotography2104
    @bnsyphotography2104 3 роки тому +488

    4:52 “You know the German military would actually make a survival situation seem...” cut “nice, okay”.
    Cracked me up with that cut.

    • @stardust6004
      @stardust6004 3 роки тому +3

      Lol - nice hiss…eh…joke 🤣

    • @petershalashaska7886
      @petershalashaska7886 2 роки тому +6

      I actually bursted out laughing. One of his better moments. Dear God I love Steve

    • @Robert-sx8bh
      @Robert-sx8bh 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah we missed " Let's get this out on a tray" 😂

    • @jasonwagner4266
      @jasonwagner4266 9 місяців тому +1

      Came to comments just to say this.

  • @michaelgrossman5059
    @michaelgrossman5059 3 роки тому +402

    I think Steve has a couple superpowers including iron gut, unshakable happiness, calming effect on all and he can read any language if it's written on an MRE

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 2 роки тому +3

      Nice

    • @Smartyvoy
      @Smartyvoy Рік тому +3

      "Let's get this out onto a tray"

    • @MA_KA_PA_TIE
      @MA_KA_PA_TIE Рік тому +1

      ​@@Smartyvoynice

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  • @TheQuietFame
    @TheQuietFame 5 років тому +2494

    The chocolate you like that much is named scho-ka-kola. They're still manufacturing with the same ingredients since 1935!

  • @ddGrandahl
    @ddGrandahl 7 років тому +1858

    when you renew your youtube page and see a new video uploaded from Steve - *NICE*

    • @ghost.888
      @ghost.888 7 років тому +17

      Steve1989 MREinfo hey its Steve! *nice!*

    • @carsonravan1006
      @carsonravan1006 7 років тому +6

      Love your videos

    • @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer
      @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer 7 років тому +6

      Papa Emeritus II Noice 👌

    • @FaithsFallen
      @FaithsFallen 7 років тому +6

      M'kay!

    • @ichibanOify
      @ichibanOify 7 років тому +9

      There's something called Schoka Kola maybe thats similar to that stuff www.scho-ka-kola.de/homepage-english.html

  • @gabrielrmusic3449
    @gabrielrmusic3449 4 роки тому +2536

    Steve: “These caramels are kind of addictive."
    The Meth: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

    • @junaeidahmed6656
      @junaeidahmed6656 4 роки тому +149

      It's from 1961 ww2 ended years ago so no there weren't any meth in the caramels

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 роки тому +19

      Meth?

    • @concentratecorner1744
      @concentratecorner1744 4 роки тому +213

      @@tori9365 soldiers were given stimulants to keep them awake and alert during ww2

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 роки тому +18

      @@concentratecorner1744 really

    • @dadshirt6681
      @dadshirt6681 4 роки тому +62

      @@tori9365 yes

  • @toeseater2855
    @toeseater2855 3 роки тому +226

    Other people: "ew I don't like leftovers"
    Steve: *casually chewing 56 years old chocolate*

  • @conanc1487
    @conanc1487 7 років тому +814

    "Smells foul"...."I kinda like it."

    • @TheSolarCobalt
      @TheSolarCobalt 6 років тому +4

      Thats my fetish xD

    • @pennyp9497
      @pennyp9497 6 років тому +9

      Conan C "smells foul" then proceeds to eat it

    • @Gryxll
      @Gryxll 6 років тому +1

      Maybe he meant foul like chicken.

  • @jokkepokke95
    @jokkepokke95 5 років тому +5369

    hey dad, why is my sister named rose
    because your mother loves roses
    ok, thanks dad
    no problem, 1961 cola chocolate bar

    • @starshot5172
      @starshot5172 5 років тому +57

      Nice 😂😂😂

    • @insaneclownhoty
      @insaneclownhoty 5 років тому +17

      LMFAO!

    • @Drebolaskan
      @Drebolaskan 5 років тому +94

      Imagine the emptiness after he finishes that bar, damn I kinda feel bad for Steve 😢

    • @jaidenssleepy
      @jaidenssleepy 5 років тому +5

      Eont get it

    • @thecrippster3457
      @thecrippster3457 5 років тому +6

      @@jaidenssleepy the sons name is 1961 cola chocolate bar

  • @HansFranke
    @HansFranke 2 роки тому +216

    There's a very fundamental German military motto: "Ohne Mampf kein Kampf" - "No Grub (food), No fight". Quality food is what makes an army go.

    • @FrankTheThinkTank
      @FrankTheThinkTank 2 роки тому +11

      So isses. Zuerst kommt das Fressen, dann die Moral. 😉 LG aus Th.

    • @X320riginal
      @X320riginal 2 роки тому +5

      @@FrankTheThinkTank Ich vermisse meine Großmutter :'( Mama bestimmt auch :(

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 Рік тому +9

      An army marches on its stomach

    • @vqo0
      @vqo0 Рік тому

      What cracked me up was the emergency Karamell bars

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 9 місяців тому

      Did justin trudeau teach you thqt? 😂 jk

  • @brothercody7338
    @brothercody7338 4 роки тому +3147

    Steve in the bathroom 24 hours later: “What an experience.” 🚽
    Edit: Lol this is the only comment I have to hit thousands of likes, thank you guys.

  • @BSJDynasty
    @BSJDynasty 5 років тому +2478

    NOTKARAMELLE translate to "EMERGENCY FUDGE" which is kinda hilarious to me

    • @Leothelion357
      @Leothelion357 5 років тому +134

      Haltlose Gainz Mom where’s the emergency fudge!!? 😂😂😂

    • @OMMOBILIEN-MOGUL
      @OMMOBILIEN-MOGUL 5 років тому +178

      And Fleischwürfel means translated "meat cube" even tough it looks like a bar

    • @santiagomachado7378
      @santiagomachado7378 5 років тому +280

      HANZ
      GET ZE EMERGENZY FUDGE

    • @cuckycuckcuck7431
      @cuckycuckcuck7431 5 років тому +14

      @@OMMOBILIEN-MOGUL *meat dice

    • @daimyopurgatory
      @daimyopurgatory 4 роки тому +22

      Deploy The emergency fudge

  • @yisiang9314
    @yisiang9314 5 років тому +991

    Cow 56 years ago: Im glad you like it

    • @Skurian_krotesk
      @Skurian_krotesk 4 роки тому +29

      It protobably really struggled to only squeeze out the best milk.

    • @zevailes
      @zevailes 3 роки тому +22

      What if you, the Person Eating it was actually the Same Cow at one Point and was Reincarnated as a Human now?....
      Forget what I said...

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 3 роки тому +13

      @@zevailes mans fucked up in the crib thinkin 6th dimensionally

    • @Therealelfabio
      @Therealelfabio 3 роки тому +2

      @@BariBro hahahahahhaha

    • @toeseater2855
      @toeseater2855 3 роки тому +5

      his toilet in the present: *"I regret my existence"*

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd 2 роки тому +72

    The level of preservation is absolutely incredible. The fact that the meat bar was edible, if barely, is absolutely crazy. Oddly enough, I quite fancy trying the meat bar, since you didn't grumble about it being rancid lol.

  • @melodicseaweed387
    @melodicseaweed387 Рік тому +65

    It sounds like SCHO-KA-KOLA which is caffeinated chocolate with kola nut. It comes in a round tin can and used to be pretty popular in Germany when I was a kid. I wasn't allowed to eat it because of the caffeine, though.

    • @RArecordingsRickValcon
      @RArecordingsRickValcon Рік тому +6

      they still sell it.

    • @Autechltd
      @Autechltd Рік тому +1

      If you're really lucky you'll get the good stuff in it

    • @kmjsmith
      @kmjsmith Рік тому +2

      @@Autechltd It never had cocaine or amphetamines in it.

    • @emirvmendoza
      @emirvmendoza Рік тому +2

      @@kmjsmith Thanks for making me look up "Melting the myth of panzerschokolade: the Nazis’ meth-laden chocolate" by Tom Williamson on The Skeptic.

  • @airindiana
    @airindiana 5 років тому +2154

    “The German military would make a survival situation seem pretty. nice!” Lmao

    • @galliman123
      @galliman123 5 років тому +71

      *NICE!*

    • @starshot5172
      @starshot5172 5 років тому +36

      *_N'KAY_*

    • @FUNKER420
      @FUNKER420 5 років тому +10

      No it's pretty... NIce

    • @exiz6935
      @exiz6935 5 років тому +15

      Über Alles

    • @Blaaggarding
      @Blaaggarding 5 років тому +32

      There a couple of million people who would disagree with that opinion

  • @TheDonBro
    @TheDonBro 7 років тому +1402

    Ahhh fuck it! One more before bed 😂
    Oh wow, you fully read that whole German sheet like an absolute champion!

    • @SuperchargedMagazine
      @SuperchargedMagazine 7 років тому +73

      Steve1989 MREinfo Good job on that. Greetings from Germany

    • @masonjam
      @masonjam 7 років тому +80

      that reading german thing is the most surprising, as Steve does not look like he would be able to read german.

    • @andreaswickman1508
      @andreaswickman1508 7 років тому +36

      TheDonBro same here
      NEED TO SLEEP
      NEED TO WATCH
      HELP MEEEEEE

    • @coreymakhoul6884
      @coreymakhoul6884 7 років тому +2

      Andreas Wickman YES

    • @jonahbrown4408
      @jonahbrown4408 7 років тому +16

      Tigerle Are you a dang commie?

  • @SlippinJimmyJ
    @SlippinJimmyJ 3 роки тому +29

    2017 Steve: This is the oldest meat I've even eaten
    2018 Steve: Hold my Boer War beef. Actually give it back, I'm hungry

  • @bird6691
    @bird6691 3 роки тому +27

    "i don't know if I'm gonna try it" 3 seconds later takes a huge bite

  • @c0baltblue
    @c0baltblue 5 років тому +1095

    that's the most luxurious and exclusive looking survival ration i've seen here

    • @fetts4ck849
      @fetts4ck849 5 років тому +141

      Yeah its german, so its superior to everything USA or any other country did back in the day

    • @morallyemptycorruptedmaggot
      @morallyemptycorruptedmaggot 4 роки тому +26

      @@fetts4ck849 Too much pride.

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 4 роки тому +6

      @@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot his name literally means "fatass"

    • @ShapurTheWise
      @ShapurTheWise 4 роки тому +1

      @@kooroshrostami27 i read fartsucks

    • @linie3183
      @linie3183 4 роки тому +8

      @@fetts4ck849 so muss es sein 👏🏻

  • @nnextccode8456
    @nnextccode8456 7 років тому +498

    When a piece of food is older than you...

    • @roserobinson6157
      @roserobinson6157 7 років тому +4

      theTime lapse Chanel he eats a lot of good that is older then me......

    • @qui9
      @qui9 6 років тому +19

      theFilmingChannel Aren't we all pieces of food?

    • @hsscope5702
      @hsscope5702 6 років тому +3

      Chomp

    • @opanama161
      @opanama161 6 років тому +1

      The Almighty Sandvich-Nomming Gibusvision Hoovy you are right but germans arent they are gods

    • @garrettbrammer3208
      @garrettbrammer3208 6 років тому +2

      Opa Nama Okay Hitler (slight sarcasm)

  • @keepingcalm
    @keepingcalm 3 роки тому +75

    It’s midnight and I’m watching a guy enjoying a 56 year old compressed meat bar... thank you internet.

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 4 роки тому +232

    "It's a bar of Caramel!"
    *On the package "Notkaramelle"*
    My Brain: AOL connecting noises.

    • @dennisw.6334
      @dennisw.6334 3 роки тому +33

      German here; Notkaramelle translates to "Emergency Fudge" and i think thats Beautifull :D

    • @Wemius61
      @Wemius61 3 роки тому +5

      Ksksksksskksksksksksksksksksksk ga-DING ga -DING...

  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph 5 років тому +550

    "They would make a survival situation actually seem pretty-
    NICE mkay"

  • @kirkhillier671
    @kirkhillier671 6 років тому +64

    "I'm not sure if I'm going to try it."
    *Instantly takes a bite*

  • @BleachCowboy2016
    @BleachCowboy2016 3 роки тому +14

    The squareness of that meat bar makes it even more desirable

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 4 роки тому +26

    That’s a really beautiful metal case, I would love to have that to store pens and pencils in. The packaging is really stylish, even for the chocolates 🍫

  • @dildoswaggins9773
    @dildoswaggins9773 5 років тому +723

    Anything that is german crafted is interesting.

    • @User-hb7xv
      @User-hb7xv 5 років тому +38

      I love how you use the word crafted

    • @r2gelfand
      @r2gelfand 5 років тому +39

      Complex and expensive to maintain.

    • @scunthorpe5513
      @scunthorpe5513 5 років тому +33

      But if it involves a transmission it’s utter trash

    • @martinmccoy9661
      @martinmccoy9661 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @ajsky1066
      @ajsky1066 5 років тому +3

      Including the wars?

  • @residentevil4freek
    @residentevil4freek 7 років тому +471

    I was watching this really drunk yesterday and that chocolate looked absolutely amazing so i spent literally all night scouring the internet to find one of these rations, to no avail. then i had a dream that i went to an army surplus store that had hundreds of these fresh, still in the crates. life is suffering.

    • @freetimeidiot4541
      @freetimeidiot4541 7 років тому +59

      Michael I dont know if it really is that exact choclate, but the closest thing probably is "Scho-Ka-Kola". Choclate with about 50& cocoa, a bit of fruit and coffee.

    • @volka2199
      @volka2199 6 років тому +10

      Freizeit Idiot It is the same company that made these chocolates in German WW2 rations. Not sure about west German rations though.

    • @Duderino96
      @Duderino96 6 років тому +3

      check this out www.berlin-military.com/1961-Pilots-Survival-Rations-in-Aluminum-Container

    • @heroknite898
      @heroknite898 6 років тому +15

      Scho-ka-kola, Google it. Red tin's dark, blue tin's milk.

  • @sreekarpradyumna
    @sreekarpradyumna 3 роки тому +11

    This is so well designed. Also, that Futura typeface and minimalistic packaging. Really digging this vibe.

  • @cthrekgoru
    @cthrekgoru 3 роки тому +29

    Even at this date, that mre can save someone’s life in emergency situation. I am guessing dried meat and canned food can last forever if packaging holds. Really fascinating…

  • @ASecondOpinion
    @ASecondOpinion 7 років тому +750

    "I don't know if I'm actually going to try it... It smells..." *CHOMP*

    • @arb1t0r1999go
      @arb1t0r1999go 7 років тому +21

      ASecondOpinion I laughed far to much after reading this

    • @compdddd
      @compdddd 6 років тому +2

      Same here

    • @mikelazar8061
      @mikelazar8061 6 років тому +11

      Steve is so funny,his parents had a little boy that wasnt affraid of finishing his plate

    • @pennyp9497
      @pennyp9497 6 років тому +4

      ASecondOpinion no way I'd eat a MEAT product that's been laying around for 50 years

    • @JamesCarter1888_
      @JamesCarter1888_ 6 років тому +2

      Penny P neither would I this guy does it all the time as if it’s normal

  • @michaelstaadt8937
    @michaelstaadt8937 7 років тому +376

    You can still buy the chocolate. It's called Scho - Ka - Kola and comes in a round tin. Red for dark chocolate, blue for milk chocolate. Look it up, they've got an internet page.
    Greetings from Germany

    • @DeinVatersVater
      @DeinVatersVater 7 років тому +3

      Michael Staadt korrekt danke ^^^

    • @madstalliongaming7456
      @madstalliongaming7456 7 років тому +16

      NICE

    • @danielthundersteel7146
      @danielthundersteel7146 7 років тому +15

      It seems to be a different one, stop at about 2:07 it says its a sarotti chocolate. The brand still exists afaik but I am not sure if you can get that exact sort of chocolate. the scho-ka-kola is presented in a different video though in their typical round tin

    • @nate6907
      @nate6907 7 років тому +1

      Michael Staadt he has made a video about that chocolate.

    • @brianmango8020
      @brianmango8020 7 років тому +8

      sarotti does make sho-ka-kola. it used to be owned by a different company but around the late 60s it transfered ownership to sarotti. so, its no longer the same company that made the choholate for the wehrmacht

  • @1060michaelg
    @1060michaelg 2 роки тому +10

    I love, Love, LOVE how Steve keeps putting that meat bar back on the plate and picks it back up immediately, and I'm sitting here talking to the screen saying while I'm chuckling, "Come on, Steve, we all KNOW you can't wait to get a taste of that aged meat bar!"
    A unique and gifted man is our Steve! I really mean that.

  • @jacobishii6121
    @jacobishii6121 3 роки тому +21

    Peak of the Cold war and at the front....... These guys had a serious concern,you can see by how well preserved this is how well fought out the packaging was for its time especially. This is probably one of the most fascinating rations I've seen technology wise.
    It was really meant to be very long term and bad environment freindly

    • @Lappmogel
      @Lappmogel 2 роки тому +5

      Its meant to be carried around all day, unpacked and repacked all the time. Only to be used if you lose contact with the field kitchen. Thats why its so overbuilt compared to modern mres that are usually consumed shortly after being issued. I really like its design, very slick and hard packaging so that it can be jammed down in your pack without much care.

  • @alexmoore5454
    @alexmoore5454 6 років тому +239

    “I don’t know if I’m gonna eat it... it kinda smells...hold on...*takes bite* “
    haha I’ve been waiting for a channel like this.

  • @whitneyann9286
    @whitneyann9286 4 роки тому +1220

    I'm addicted to these videos, Steve's love for rations is so pure.

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 3 роки тому +1

      yah.... then again 19>> old a ferk rations lets eat it

    • @enigmareach1129
      @enigmareach1129 3 роки тому +2

      I'll take someone with passion like his over a school education any day.

    • @raypatchkin9535
      @raypatchkin9535 3 роки тому +3

      Top 3 most pure things on UA-cam

    • @jamessolomon4252
      @jamessolomon4252 2 роки тому +5

      He's very articulate when explaining what he is tasting.

    • @pamus6242
      @pamus6242 Рік тому +1

      He's a romantic!

  • @ekscalybur
    @ekscalybur 3 роки тому +12

    Him: I'm going to eat nearly 60 year old meat and chocolate.
    His toilet: Oh dear god, NO!!!

  • @Ricewarrior01
    @Ricewarrior01 2 роки тому +5

    This ration is so cool. It reminds me of the old school sci-fi style with it's metallic silver look and food bars.

  • @quepacho64
    @quepacho64 7 років тому +863

    "I don't know if I'm gonna try it, uh..."
    *snifff*
    [puts bar down]
    "I mean..."
    *sniff*
    [puts bar down again]
    "It just smells..."
    *om*
    [puts down bitten bar]

    • @emilerodriguez705
      @emilerodriguez705 7 років тому +5

      Cpt_Phobos seems bout right

    • @MrLuca12121
      @MrLuca12121 7 років тому +3

      "takes it up again to smell and show it to the camera

    • @yung_joshi9851
      @yung_joshi9851 7 років тому

      Anyone else having the problem where they click read more on a comment and nothing happens?

    • @travisadams4470
      @travisadams4470 7 років тому +16

      Steve was being a tease. I kept saying to myself. "eat the damn meat bar, Steve! Eat it!"

    • @vich4710
      @vich4710 7 років тому +4

      Travis Adams fleischwürfel is actually bouillon 😂

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI
    @TRIIGGAVELLI 7 років тому +38

    Little did that animal know his time to shine was 58 years later. Bet his family is proud of him.

  • @dantheman6855
    @dantheman6855 3 роки тому +17

    “Well the Germán military would make a survival situation-NICE!”

  • @spottheoddity
    @spottheoddity 3 роки тому +6

    This man genuinely enjoys what hes doing make me smile

  • @katiejackson3900
    @katiejackson3900 6 років тому +222

    "Emergency-Caramel". For when you are dying... 1 last treat

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 5 років тому +8

      It's pretty nutrition dense, emergency Kale would be difficult 😂

    • @BlvkColossus
      @BlvkColossus 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @CunnyMuncher
      @CunnyMuncher 5 років тому

      Germans and their sweets.

  • @sirMAXX77
    @sirMAXX77 6 років тому +1020

    German engineering. Impressive. That whole ration looks like it was designed with precision. I totally want one.

    • @LDZMarder
      @LDZMarder 5 років тому +52

      @Leaving Blank made out of the finest of krupp meat, out of the foundry's of fangorn.

    • @therunningsloth6915
      @therunningsloth6915 5 років тому +7

      Wow still believing the engineering MYTH

    • @lgtitan8810
      @lgtitan8810 5 років тому +31

      @@therunningsloth6915 said the no name asshat on youtube

    • @outsch
      @outsch 5 років тому +13

      So ist es eben mit uns deutschen ;)

    • @Deviiss
      @Deviiss 5 років тому +54

      GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

  • @BastiAlexH
    @BastiAlexH 3 роки тому +6

    Legends has it that after eating all 3 caramel Bars Steve went out on a 100 mile run

  • @mitchumhissong6309
    @mitchumhissong6309 7 місяців тому

    Me and my son watch you and can't stop watching! You are so good at describing your experience which is how we are so we understand why you get so excited to find something as incredible as that chocolate! Keep doing your videos man you def bring ppl joy

  • @hostileocelot
    @hostileocelot 7 років тому +110

    "I don't know if I'm going to eat that." Eats its. *Oh, Steve!*
    "I think it's still edible!"

    • @toofrosty6344
      @toofrosty6344 7 років тому +13

      coolevi123 its called caring about your health and well being.

  • @Lord_Pilaf
    @Lord_Pilaf 4 роки тому +477

    Damn, even Germans' MREs are stylish and well designed

  • @RBG9303
    @RBG9303 3 роки тому +2

    This is my favorite MRE on the channel, great find

  • @537zun4
    @537zun4 2 роки тому +4

    Respect for translating everything which you did great (being German helps reading it and you translated everything very accurate, thinking of the Part where you have to translate every single language for every Ration I am more than impressed)

  • @geezushasrisen
    @geezushasrisen 7 років тому +272

    We must start another "Nice!" chain.
    I'll start it off.
    Nice!

  • @simoncross3930
    @simoncross3930 7 років тому +280

    4;48 You know the german military would make a survival situation pretty...
    cuts to tray
    Nice!
    Gotta love ya steve

  • @jamesmatthews2966
    @jamesmatthews2966 3 роки тому +5

    Love how they packed it it looks like a beautiful bar of silver

  • @DavidAllDay15
    @DavidAllDay15 4 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love watching these videos. Informative and educational. Keep them coming dude!!!

  • @whynotjustmyusername
    @whynotjustmyusername 7 років тому +134

    German here: That translation was quite good.

    • @ChrisPPotatoIDC
      @ChrisPPotatoIDC 7 років тому +5

      - _-

    • @the.magnus
      @the.magnus 7 років тому +3

      Def7355608 ty google translator

    • @TRANESTYLER
      @TRANESTYLER 7 років тому +1

      im not longer along XD

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 7 років тому +2

      The joys of closely related languages.

    • @tylerg.2599
      @tylerg.2599 7 років тому +1

      AgentTasmania English is actually quite different from German, although it is within the same language branch.

  • @zanastumasonis
    @zanastumasonis 4 роки тому +932

    the packaging, tidiness, quality tells its german

    • @gsommerfeldt
      @gsommerfeldt 3 роки тому +93

      Everything except for the “made in Norway” on the meat bar... :D

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 3 роки тому +27

      They're also good at starting world wars (2/2) but not so good at winning them (0/2). Oops.

    • @zanastumasonis
      @zanastumasonis 3 роки тому +52

      @@jhaz89 not easy to have a war on all fronts

    • @gsommerfeldt
      @gsommerfeldt 3 роки тому +80

      @@jhaz89 Careful, dude. Let’s not lean into what the US has done. It’s not much better. So how about just enjoying the cool MRE review?

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 3 роки тому

      @@gsommerfeldt ever done dmt?

  • @duckieschannel.5032
    @duckieschannel.5032 3 роки тому +4

    Fine UA-cam.... I will finally watch this after over a year of suggesting this to me.. Happy?
    Btw love the videos.

  • @Jiraiya_9142
    @Jiraiya_9142 2 роки тому

    Steve I love your videos man! You have a great charisma about you that makes your presentation of the MREs addictive.

  • @jaytheimpalerr
    @jaytheimpalerr 6 років тому +254

    The first video I ever watched of yours I was laughing so hard because you were so excited and yet so SERIOUS about these things. But now I'm like "HM YES, QUITE INTERESTING STEVE. TOTALLY AGREE." Your passion for these videos is so awesome and entertaining and calming all at once. You are a pure soul, man. Pure as hell.

    • @DankMoist
      @DankMoist 6 років тому +3

      JaimeeBeyer DoingMakeupBadly far as you know, dont meet your heros..

    • @annablue8429
      @annablue8429 5 років тому +1

      bitchasshoeism I mean I'd want to give her the D

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 5 років тому

      wtf

    • @DankMoist
      @DankMoist 5 років тому +1

      @@marwan4358 im sayin

    • @wp-wisdom
      @wp-wisdom 5 років тому

      bitchasshoeism weirdo

  • @davidsnyder7341
    @davidsnyder7341 6 років тому +340

    Leave it to the Germans to make an incredibly neat and functional ration that stands the test of time.

  • @bigrezznation
    @bigrezznation 3 роки тому +7

    "I don't know if I'm gonna try it..." oh WE know Steve, WE know

  • @HomTolland69
    @HomTolland69 4 роки тому +18

    Take a shot everytime Steve smells that meat bar.

  • @GenSparks
    @GenSparks 5 років тому +724

    Steve sure wouldn't make a good food tester, testing poisonous food and he would just describe its incredible taste - perfectly edible.

    • @willyjimmy8881
      @willyjimmy8881 4 роки тому +21

      Thirst provoking

    • @memeticgenetic5160
      @memeticgenetic5160 2 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure he can taste the difference between something tasting bad and something tasting rancid

    • @RedPenguinsWTE
      @RedPenguinsWTE Рік тому +2

      He can taste every single type of material in the food

  • @GolfWang520
    @GolfWang520 4 роки тому +1166

    Steve: “looks like we have some caramel”
    Name on package: NOTKARAMELLE
    😂

  • @anatoliyvolkov961
    @anatoliyvolkov961 4 роки тому +2

    I love how happy and excited he gets when he eats the food :3

  • @rig8688
    @rig8688 2 роки тому +2

    "It's almost unpleasant" . 😆 continues to eat it . Then starts making gruel . Dude you are an absolute legend.

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 7 років тому +97

    You're a legend for eating that meat bar.

    • @ultravioletreeper7630
      @ultravioletreeper7630 7 років тому +3

      Ad am it's the oldest meat he's eaten! Lol

    • @onmybike8204
      @onmybike8204 7 років тому +4

      UltraVioletReeper you shure? he has eaten a lot of rations way older than this.

    • @AronaathWoW
      @AronaathWoW 7 років тому +2

      manuel grohse I mean, he does say "its the oldest meat I've ever eaten"

  • @scarlettroger1508
    @scarlettroger1508 6 років тому +2713

    “46 years old and smells pretty weird” That describes my husband.

    • @annablue8429
      @annablue8429 5 років тому +20

      Kaka Akak ?

    • @franksteinmann6926
      @franksteinmann6926 5 років тому +33

      East or West?

    • @torquework1574
      @torquework1574 5 років тому +14

      @@fressejetzt840 r/whoosh

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 5 років тому +4

      @@arandomemailforwork4505 stfu random person on UA-cam

    • @joeboscarino2380
      @joeboscarino2380 5 років тому +14

      Steve said , " 1961 " , that's 57 years today , but I think video was in 2016 , or 2017 , not that it matters that much when you're talking decades . Oh that smell it only gets worse .

  • @JohnDoe-mp2oy
    @JohnDoe-mp2oy 4 роки тому

    Love your content man. Stumbled upon it a little while back and love watching it.

  • @HistoryChannel80
    @HistoryChannel80 2 роки тому

    Your videos are like going into an old wine cellar and tasting all the wines! Very satisfying and informative.

  • @AdmiralPreparedness
    @AdmiralPreparedness 7 років тому +138

    The only place I go to see rations from history that would normally have been left in the past and gone unnoticed. Thank you buddy! Thank you!!

  • @spiff2268
    @spiff2268 5 років тому +1084

    And this is why we'll never see Fallout: Germany.
    Consume survival ration
    Plus 50 HP
    0 rads

    • @antiheld8727
      @antiheld8727 5 років тому +35

      spiff2268 😂😂😂 Wo er recht hat, hat er recht :)

    • @TheProGiraffe
      @TheProGiraffe 5 років тому +4

      Lol 😂

    • @Math667
      @Math667 5 років тому +1

      Roflmao!!:D

  • @j.j.guerrieri8121
    @j.j.guerrieri8121 2 роки тому

    I love this channel, reminds me of all those trips to the Army/Navy surplus store as a kid

  • @MJT-Reviews
    @MJT-Reviews 3 роки тому

    new to your channel and i love watching the old mre videos intreasting to see old food contents from war era days to now

  • @riftdancer1349
    @riftdancer1349 7 років тому +134

    He's the Bob Ross of these kinds of channels.

    • @vezirkahaliti9341
      @vezirkahaliti9341 6 років тому +1

      Rift Dancer hahahha i thought exactly the same!!!! 😂

    • @413forbes
      @413forbes 5 років тому

      OMG!!! I so wanted to write this too! You made my day!

  • @nightlightknight4177
    @nightlightknight4177 4 роки тому +381

    steve biting snow white's apple:
    "it has a little bit of salty and sweet, i kinda like it"

  • @lmaolnex9561
    @lmaolnex9561 3 роки тому +1

    I love how steve enjoy the food with most kind word i ever hear in ma life :3

  • @vinnyb4628
    @vinnyb4628 3 роки тому +7

    Steve: *eats meat*
    Also Steve: “I think it’s still edible”

  • @gungutuzero
    @gungutuzero 7 років тому +109

    The "Nice" meme on point once again.

  • @BenniboiBadman
    @BenniboiBadman 7 років тому +475

    Steve: "that's the oldest meat i've ever eaten"......lol, wasn't that what Monica Lewinsky said........

  • @WeazleHD
    @WeazleHD 3 роки тому +1

    dude i love all of your videos.. your commentaries.. your passion
    makes me hungry and so so interested
    EVERY VIDEO I SAW!
    but his.. as a german... makes me kind of proud
    glad you enjojed it hough it was made way wayy befor i was born
    hope you enjoyed made me envious xD

  • @logerbad19
    @logerbad19 3 роки тому +2

    At 3:40
    Anyone hasn’t mentioned the fact that steve can speak german
    Simply amazing this man

  • @Krankie_V
    @Krankie_V 6 років тому +455

    After watching a few of these videos, it really looks like the German stuff was never sealed up all that well, yet it holds up great. The US stuff being all in sealed tin cans, this thing just sealed with a sticker... Guess there is something to that German engineering thing after all.

    • @malangope
      @malangope 5 років тому +12

      Except on the meatstick wrapper it says it was made in Norway xD

    • @kaygon.5202
      @kaygon.5202 5 років тому +33

      @@malangope genetically norway is germanic

    • @-----REDACTED-----
      @-----REDACTED----- 5 років тому +8

      Ever thought about, dunno, storage conditions.....?

    • @irishpaddy5962
      @irishpaddy5962 5 років тому +18

      The German's knew what they were doing 👍

    • @gallardworth
      @gallardworth 5 років тому +2

      Yes 1961 German engineering for the cars it was terrible example my 1962 trabant its terrible but this seems good

  • @2012summr
    @2012summr 7 років тому +436

    Steve is the *actual* most interesting man in the world.

    • @Lockbar
      @Lockbar 7 років тому +3

      agreed!!

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 7 років тому +58

      He doesn't always eat MRE's. But when he does, they're aged by the decades!

    • @citizenalex1934
      @citizenalex1934 7 років тому +19

      Hendrix Curry Steve saying "Nice!" is the most satisfying word to hear.

    • @ggameboy10
      @ggameboy10 7 років тому +2

      unnamed715 very nice.

    • @yojelsonrc
      @yojelsonrc 7 років тому

      the best ASMR channel

  • @ScrumPMC
    @ScrumPMC 9 місяців тому +1

    I come back to this one from time to time because it’s so damn cool

  • @falltovalhalla4687
    @falltovalhalla4687 3 роки тому

    I love his channel so much I’m deadass watching this during class

  • @jjones7837
    @jjones7837 5 років тому +365

    I've just watched 5 hours of rations being opened and eaten. Now imagine eating rations everyday every meal (if you haven't). Great channel bro. It's like a time capsule. Also, you have Level 1000 jedi stomach.

  • @cubanburrito9154
    @cubanburrito9154 6 років тому +131

    LOL "It's 56 years old....it's a compressed meat bar............and...I think it's still edible!"

  • @GateGeek
    @GateGeek 3 роки тому

    That transition to the tray took my by surprise. Nice one!

  • @bambam5am
    @bambam5am 3 роки тому +13

    I've been wondering. How long does it take for time to catch up with the MRE's once opened? Your videos are great dude. You talking about 56 year old survival rations like its vintage wine is priceless. It's always great to watch someone that's passionate about what they do.✌️

  • @jake20479
    @jake20479 6 років тому +110

    "I don't know if I'm going to try it, it just smells..." *takes a bite*. Lmfao

  • @jzgsk
    @jzgsk 7 років тому +22

    Who knew watching a person unbox, and taste test mres could be sooo interesting.

    • @dankburrito4219
      @dankburrito4219 7 років тому +6

      jzgsk Yeah, that's basically everyone's reaction when they come across Steve's videos. Then after watching them for 20 videos straight you just accept that these videos are pretty good.

  • @Machineius
    @Machineius 2 роки тому

    Love this video. This was an amazing ration. Would be awesome to see this recreated.
    I also love the shirt.

  • @A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush
    @A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush 3 роки тому +1

    I love how compact this little ration is.