Shocking! Such audacious insubordination is indeed absolutely unacceptable and needs to be dealt with accordingly right away. I'd suggest raising an eyebrow in a very disapproving manner - and if that won't do, it may even be necessary to address the soldier in question in a reprehensive tone.
The way this man literally consumes history is sublime. It is like a ritualistic, magickal, sacramental act. It is archaeology, anthropology, poetry, performance art.
The gradual progression of Steve saying he wasn't going to eat anything, then chipping away at the fossilized beef and making the decision that he SHOULD eat some of it was more tense and unnerving than a psychological thriller.
3:29 i love how even back in the day, in british MRES, during the war, during emergency survival situations where rations are scarce... *it still gives you instructions on making tea*
Reminder, this MRE he had consumed was unopened throughout the rest of the Boer War, the Titanic sinking, WW1, the Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression, WW2, The Korean War, JFK's assassination, The Vietnam War, the Yom-Kippur War, the Yugoslav Civil War, the Iraq-Iran War, the Gulf War, 9/11, The war in Afghanistan, the 2nd invasion of Iraq, and the rise and peak of ISIS.
And don't forget about The Falklands War! Or when we invaded Panama and took that Noriega character out of power! They probably could have used this ration then, but didn't. 🤷♂️
Steve looking at 120 year old shredded pulverized dry mummified beef: “That right there… actually looks pretty good.” Steve after eating the beef: “That literally tastes like dirt” “It’s nerve-wracking, what am I even doing?”
It really amazes me that everyone that touched this from the packaging company, transport crews, quartermaster, and possibly even the soldier carrying this have been long dead for years
Steve at 14:17 "Thats disgusting, I'm not eating anymore of this" Us "Steve thats perfectly ok to not want to eat 100+ year old beef" Steve 2 seconds later *Eats another piece of it*
It’s crazy to think that ration was potentially in a soldier’s possession during a battle and was just saving the ration for later only for it to be consumed by some American fella in 118 years time
I've read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair. Given the poor conditions of the meat packing industry at the time, you are a VERY brave man for eating this lol
@@dfgdfg_ yea, insane working conditions. Unheated, unsafe, wet, dark, dangerous. Freezing. Large work gangs of children. Constant injuries and danger. I went vegetarian. Read this book at age 18. I was like fcuk. Still at it, 19 years later.
The last Tsar of russia was still in power when this thing was produced. The Spanish American War had just ended. Soldiers from the American Civil War were still alive. Roosevelt, The 26th president was being elected. Zepplin had just gotten his pattent for the first air ship. Oh yeah, and planes weren't a thing yet.
Indiana Jones: GIVE IT TO ME, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU! Steve: No. Indiana Jones: I Could Shoot You, But I Can Also Hang You With My Whip! Steve: *Walks Away.* Indiana Jones: *Pulls The Trigger, But Indiana Jones Relizes That He Has To Load The Gun.* Indiana Jones: I'll Save The Bullets For Killing Nazis... The End!
If the 14,400 yrs old bread has been issued to a soldier as an emergency ration of course he's gonna have some of it and describe it as a savoury fossilized food item.
He definitely has a shit ton of MREs in his museum and the experience and knowledge to know when they can be eaten Like if a British MRE can be eaten 119 years later then I can easily see Steve2189 eating a US MRE from 2020s
He'll probably need it... especially if he keeps pushing the envelope the way he does. Because God only knows, at the rate he's going he's gonna actually try to eat British Navy Salt Pork from the French and Indian War or something crazy like that.
Yuck, Steve don't eat that. You don't know what kind of bacteria is in that. Especially the kind of diseases that existed back then. You don't know how that was prepared. The sanitation was much different and not good back then. It was an interesting item to see but you don't have to taste every ration you get.
You ate 118 year old beef! Bro, you realize that has to be a world record or something, I dont think any other man or woman in history (at least until someone else reviews the contents of that ration) can claim to have eaten meat that old. That beef was killed before my great grandfather was born, before man first flew a plane, before the first radio broadcast. Think how crazy that is. Got to say, you are a braver man than I.
I once wathed a documentary where they found a mammoth frozen for over 40000 years perfectly preseved in permafrost and a bunch of scientist actually nibbled on a small piece of flesh.
This thing you put in your mouth and attempted to consume is older than every living member of the human race. The oldest at current is nearly 116, born after this was made.
@@Lenn869 yes "anti vaxx jokes in current year" Good English thank you for your sought after reply. We have all gained an incredible amount of knowledge on your reply to a joke.
I’ve never seen a UA-cam video that deserves a like and sun more than this. This guys eating 120year old cow flesh for our entertainment … and I guess his too. I love it
The biggest thing I appreciate from the community surrounding Steve's videos is that everyone is genuinely interested in the content, whether it be in morbid curiosity or genuine intrigue. I can't remember a SINGLE negative comment on his videos, which is a welcome sight in a day and age where people pretend to be keyboard warriors. Of course it helps that Steve is a very charismatic and genuine person, and that his content is very engaging, but a community like this is very hard to come across on the internet. You know you have a good channel when you make me buy a 2018 Meatball in Sauce MRE, a replica tray, and a replica Version 1 style canteen cup just so I can feel at home. ... Nice!
Not a single human involved in the farming, production, distribution, or development of this ration is still alive.
lmfao thats true
Not a single human on the planet (baby or otherwise) from this year is alive either
I'm pretty sure there is like some 120 year old Asian grandma somewhere in the mountains of Western China or some shit like that
@@TurquazCannabiz hahaha probably
Ilker G you might be right actually
Steve might be the last victim of the Boer war
😂😂😂
The Boer war is still being fought.
😂
LOL.....
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
They probably never thought that the last battle of the Boer war would happen more than a century later in some guy's digestive system.
lmaoooooo
He will pass out, and wake up in the 1899 British Army. " Remember men, get in there and fight!, and keep a stiff upper lip !!!".
🤣
Nor would they think that a maggot-infested hardtack from 1863 would end up in this guy's rectum
Haha that is hilarious
I don’t know if I’m more impressed that you found a 120 year old MRE or that fact that you ate it.
Hahahahhahahaha 😂😂😂
All MREs are rations, but not all rations are MREs
@@portee9113 makes sense
@@portee9113 wouldn’t want the POWs eating your MREs
The fact he ate it, how is he still alive? There would be so many germs and bacteria and some that his body wouldnt be used to
You ate something older than the Titanic
Lmao uhkaay!!!
Wait wasen't the titanic only a year old? Build in 1911 sank in 1912?
@@Mr_Fancypants yea
Perhaps there are cans with food on board of Titanic. Cooperation of Cameron and Steve needed.
@@Mr_Fancypants I think they mean before the Titanic, I mean it's actually like 119 years old. Just sank
The fact he ate the ration without the order of an officer boggles my mind. This man is bold.
The disrespect!
Shocking! Such audacious insubordination is indeed absolutely unacceptable and needs to be dealt with accordingly right away.
I'd suggest raising an eyebrow in a very disapproving manner - and if that won't do, it may even be necessary to address the soldier in question in a reprehensive tone.
The dead officers are probably laughing and saying he is authorized!
It's how he asserts dominance over any and all officers ever in the history of the world.
The way this man literally consumes history is sublime. It is like a ritualistic, magickal, sacramental act. It is archaeology, anthropology, poetry, performance art.
"That beef actually looks pretty good"
NO STEVE IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD AT ALL
BKInbound 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ROFL!
Looks goof for being a century+ old
Steve isn't really a person of high standards.
😂😂😂😂😂
The gradual progression of Steve saying he wasn't going to eat anything, then chipping away at the fossilized beef and making the decision that he SHOULD eat some of it was more tense and unnerving than a psychological thriller.
Then he’s like, I’ll freeze this 😂
😂
the insatiable human urge to eat anything with complete disregard for its edibility
Today on tasting history
"It's just cheap meat."
Well, yeah.....that and the fact that it pre-dates the Ford Model A.
😂
It also predates ww1 the 19th amendment and many other things
Literally made around the time of Red Dead Redemption 2. Arthur Morgan could’ve been alive to eat it.
That thing predates me
@@SandvichTrolli48 lol
Gotta love the apologies for being nervous about eating 120-year old meat.
“It smells like foul meat”
Ho Ming Lee
**Me muttering to myself**
«Maybe because it is»
"That doesn't look too bad under there".... the moment you know Steve is going in.
😂😂 true
He is not Ashens he has limits...
John Duncan damn son i wanna be manly as u fam
Nostalgia Nerd Interesting choice of words. Sounds like a different kind of video...
Nostalgia Nerd another youtuber found in his natural habitat.
The cow expired when Queen Victoria was still alive, and this man goes and have a wee taste. Legend.
Steve: *eats 120 year old meat*
"That's kind of lacking in flavor."
😂
I thought the aging of the beef would have deepened its umami flavors.
Instantly went to the ER
😭
He might file a complaint to the producing company.
Crazy to think that a cow is being eaten that died well over 100 years ago
Oh, Bossie, who knew?
A British cow at that
Yeah next morbid thought the person who processed that cow is long dead to.
@@jeffwang6460 indian cow
Or the remains of anyone who disagrees with the British Empire lol.
Steve asks a girl over to his house for dinner
pulls out a 115 year old can of dried beef and cocoa powder
nice
nice
Steve gets all the girls
Steve asks out a BOY. I think Steve is gay : )
*drops panties* guess I won’t be needing these...where’s the toilet?
Teknitula Spacenoise I think he is married and with a Daughter.
3:29 i love how even back in the day, in british MRES, during the war, during emergency survival situations where rations are scarce... *it still gives you instructions on making tea*
You need to give people instructions when you train them not to do anything without being instructed to do so.
@@christopherkozicki9597 wow. missed the point completely. Must be British....
Man even their modern day tanks come with kettles to boil tea
@@christopherkozicki9597 must be a brit
@@CoolAndrew89 in WWI, they'd shoot their machine guns to overheat them on purpose to make tea
*casually apologizes because he isn’t eating inedible food that could possibly kill him*
He goes on eating it anyway. Just opts to cook it first, is all.
Yeah he's canadian isn't he lol Canada fuck yeah
Levi Kirkness no, fuck you
He must be Canadian?
"Eh"
I love how he says the stuff is awful, inedible and then eats it.
"Wow, it smells so foul! NICE"
The soldiers back then did exactly the same thing...
@@beaker-yt They had no choice.
@@InnannasRainbow its either eat or get eaten
+20 rads
+2 health
LMFAO where's the radaway at
Hahahaha
+100 Imperial Germany :D
@@Klendathu_Hotdrop no...
Retro Collected fallout 3
Reminder, this MRE he had consumed was unopened throughout the rest of the Boer War, the Titanic sinking, WW1, the Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression, WW2, The Korean War, JFK's assassination, The Vietnam War, the Yom-Kippur War, the Yugoslav Civil War, the Iraq-Iran War, the Gulf War, 9/11, The war in Afghanistan, the 2nd invasion of Iraq, and the rise and peak of ISIS.
And don't forget about The Falklands War!
Or when we invaded Panama and took that Noriega character out of power!
They probably could have used this ration then, but didn't. 🤷♂️
@@straybullitt *Eighties by Killing Joke plays*
Basically through the most important century in history, it is history, in a can!
There was no yugoslav civil war, just serbia trying to maintain its little empire.
Yet despite its accolades astounding and decorated with honour and grace, it was no match for the tray.
His immune system is fighting harder than those soldiers in the boer war.
MultiTomatojuice his stomach is fighting the Third World War
His butthole is fighting the war
Oh my god. My sides. xD
@@AssassinDawn LOL HAHAHA FUNNY AF RIGHT?!?!
He is young. One day, all those pathogens he stored in his liver will awake when he is older and kick his butt!
His mom must have never had any issues with getting him to eat his dinner.
lol
Oh, too funny!
🤣😂👌
I can’t breathe!
Uncle do you have asthma?
Sooner or later he's going to be eating petrified bread from pompeii.
'These Roman rations are just great, maybe a little stale'
"it's lacking flavor"
"It's a little ashy, but"
Kkkkk
"Alright, now that's lay it on the tray!"
Glorious🤣🤣
Its amazing to think of all the historical events that happened and this Ration was just hanging out in a storage spot somewhere along for the ride.
Gordon Ramsey: is the beef fresh?
Steve: Yes
😂😂😂 underrated Hahaha
LOL!!
Fresh, frozen from a can.
RAMSAY*
Ramsey: bollocks
Never let this man near any Pharaoh‘s tomb.
LMFAO 😂😂😂
Lemao! 🤣
Imagine he would apologize first then tuck in 😁
Hmm kinda salty and feels dry inside mouth
They actually found edible honey on a pharaos tomb
Did he ask his commanding officer if he could open his ration?
he died unfortunately :,(
Officers are idiots, fuck em
Loooooooooool
MISTAKEWASMADE4live you are the big dum dum
"or in extremity." After sampling that stuff one could argue Steve would be "in extremity."
Steve looking at 120 year old shredded pulverized dry mummified beef: “That right there… actually looks pretty good.”
Steve after eating the beef: “That literally tastes like dirt” “It’s nerve-wracking, what am I even doing?”
He literally ate something OLDER than the state he lives in.
Older than our country
@@fork_film3291 i like how you use Our
The oldest thing he's ate is hardtack from the Civil War.
WHYISTHISBOI no lmao 😂😂😂😂😂 no you need to relearn history my friend the United States is 243 years old bud
@@papazype simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_date_of_admission_to_the_Union
learn history yourself boi
imagine eating a cow who said his last moo in the 19th century
late 18th Century..
Laughed so hard my eyes waterd!😂😂
Moo.......
Phil Widdifield watered*
@@ra_alf9467 you mooed your last moo
That cows soul can finally rest in peace now
Or take over his body.
And then become a supervillain called the Lord Beefazoid.
Glasses&Mouthplates
Beefelzabub
Schiar Chaker you mean rest in $h*t cuz he craps it out sometime
There's more than one cow in there
Haha
He ate this and was completely fine, but a two year old chinese MRE nearly took him out. Mindboggling.
Which one is that?
@@ddd4040 The 2019 Chinese PLA Navy ration.
@@ddd4040and a 2014 russian MRE, that made him sick too ... and you could see that the beef was not good anymore.
Don't fuck with bad rice
Says a lot with everything they do.
I'd like to see Steve prepare and eat a nice home cooked meal... He deserves it.
Then get's salmonella.
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAH this made me lose it! thanks Adam!
Austin Schlatter lose what?
In this context, to lose it means “To lose control; blow up.” Specifically, it means to lose your composure, presumably breaking out into laughter.
He's our Savor. He dieted for our sins.
*eats 118 year old beef*
“It’s lacking in flavor”
😆🤣
Fr lmao
OMG im crying 🤣🤣🤣
Was just about to type that ahahaha
I'm dead💀
Next, petrified Mongolian beef from Genghis Khan mixed with some wild rice from the Ming Dynasty.
Mako 44 I’m dead 😂
@@1820AL 😂
I’m crying 😂
@@homedeath4583 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steve: "This is so abnormal, and probably not safe"
Also Steve: Immediately takes another bite
The Ottoman empire was still on the map when that ration was 20 years old
I know right? I mean... Bruh, why would you eat that?????
AND the Austro-Hungarian Empire too
This beef was from the time Russia still had a tzar and Otto von Bismarck was alive
Preceded by:
Roman Empire
The Rainhill Trials are as far away from when it was created as the Second Red Scare is to us.
*eats 120 year old beef*
*apologizes to us*
Lol. I agree.
😂😂😂
"What am I doing?"
John Overthinker lmfao me too lol
XDDD
*inhaling mold*
"Whoa, it still smells like beef."
TangentShadows
Lmao
*big SNIIIIIIIIIFF*
i literally laughed so hard my boogers came out cause i have a flu 😂
And Tin
@@amandiniii753 2 weeks. Hope you made a full recovery. The flu fucking sucks.
It really amazes me that everyone that touched this from the packaging company, transport crews, quartermaster, and possibly even the soldier carrying this have been long dead for years
Props to the soldier who said that "Imma keep this shit for years" then it ends up at some guy's stomach more than a century later
Next Video: 28th Roman Legion Field Ration (189-192).
hshahah
This is a Type 2 Caveman Ration......
That might actually still be good since it would probably just be a wax dipped hunk of hard cheese.
oh lord, made me laugh out loud haha :D
Probably very salty too.
I've never seen someone go to such lengths to give themselves diarrhea.
you misunderstand, he is training to become immune to diarrhea.
Nick Barnes maybe he is immune to diarrhea and stomach/ intestinal sicknesses
🤣🤣🤣
The colour and texture of what goes in looks exactly what comes out again.
Nick Barnes lmao
His immune system probably looks like an accurate depiction of the trenches used in the Boer War.
😂😂
Immortal!
Holiday Armadillo 😹😹
Steve at 14:17 "Thats disgusting, I'm not eating anymore of this"
Us "Steve thats perfectly ok to not want to eat 100+ year old beef"
Steve 2 seconds later *Eats another piece of it*
meanwhile at the imperial museum of england: Where did the ration display piece from second boer war section go?
🤣🤣🤣!
Onto a tray
Steve who snuck into the museum the night prior at 3 am:
"Finally some good f****** food"
@@harixo8983 This is the way.
"Steve ate it." "DAMN IT, STEVE!!"
It’s crazy to think that ration was potentially in a soldier’s possession during a battle and was just saving the ration for later only for it to be consumed by some American fella in 118 years time
ESPECIALLY since america wasnt even foundedd yet thats pretty grazy. I wonder if george warshington ever ate a beef tin like this,,,
@@cadesmandela1935 The US was founded in 1776. Cheers.
@@cadesmandela1935 lmfao
@@cadesmandela1935 did you skip history class lol 😆 😂 🤣
It looks like it was buried for some time and water permeated. Kinda like some metal detectorist found it.
You know, if Steve got sick, he'd have to tell the doctor "I ate 120-year-old beef", would like to see the doctors face.
Lol
Yeah...I'd sure like to be a fly on the wall in THAT hospital room.🤣
🤣
"Steve, you have the plague...."
Chubbyemu has joined the chat.
I've read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair. Given the poor conditions of the meat packing industry at the time, you are a VERY brave man for eating this lol
What percentage of that mre is people
Any highlights?
Upton Sinclair was describing the US meat packing industry not the British.
P.S. I had two slices of toast with Bovril yesterday :)
@@dfgdfg_ yea, insane working conditions. Unheated, unsafe, wet, dark, dangerous. Freezing. Large work gangs of children. Constant injuries and danger.
I went vegetarian. Read this book at age 18. I was like fcuk. Still at it, 19 years later.
@@slamdunktiger you should try Orthodox fasting calendar then
"That doesn't look so bad under there."
Famous last words.
this one may kills
These comments man I’m crying
Fancy seeing Crit Role Highlights here haha.
"planting claymore"
That taste like bread ... lololol
The last Tsar of russia was still in power when this thing was produced. The Spanish American War had just ended. Soldiers from the American Civil War were still alive. Roosevelt, The 26th president was being elected. Zepplin had just gotten his pattent for the first air ship. Oh yeah, and planes weren't a thing yet.
My great grandma was born in 1901. She lived till 1990.. this is amazing lol wow
@@kristopherguilbault5428 dude no way those are the exact years in which MY great-grandfather was born and passed away! 🤯
@@AbhNormal Quite many were born in 1901 and died 1990.
It's not that rare.
Both the North and South Poles still hadnt been reached
Queen Victoria was even on the throne (assuming it was produced 1899-1900)
News outlet: "Neolithic meal found frozen in siberian permafrost"
Steve: *heavy breathing*
well, actually ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Берёзовский_мамонт
"2600BC Sumerian army ration taste test"
@@Journey_to_who_knows well, that is quite a bit younger
I'v read stories that sometimes momoth from permafrost in very good condition were eaten in siberia.
Who ate mammoth?
“Is this the oldest beef ever eaten?”
That is one helluva statement, and I’d say pretty damn true.
Some scientists actually ate a 10.000 yo beef from a prehistoric buffallo or something like that, look for it in YT.
Eating 100+ year old canned meat, that's got to be some kind of world record tell Guinness you might get a spot in the book.
Nope. People have consumed food from Ancient Rome and super old chocolate.
@@JG_Wentworth legit?
lmao strongest immune system
Could probably be a new record fir oldest MRE eaten
Blake Sinack no but the oldest MRE thing or oldest canned food
Indiana Jones: That belongs in a museum
Steve: That belongs on a tray
Nice!
So do you!
Correction: *TREH* ... Nice mmkehh
Indiana Jones: GIVE IT TO ME, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!
Steve: No.
Indiana Jones: I Could Shoot You, But I Can Also Hang You With My Whip!
Steve: *Walks Away.*
Indiana Jones: *Pulls The Trigger, But Indiana Jones Relizes That He Has To Load The Gun.*
Indiana Jones: I'll Save The Bullets For Killing Nazis...
The End!
oh you are wondering why I, shall not laugh?
MY FUCKING JAWS ARE STITCHED TOGETHER AND HURTS TO ADJUST MY MOUTH
impressed at Steve's ability to not only eat inedible meat but read illegible text
Raymoo
There are resources online with the text dummy
you get superpowers like that when you eat 120yo mystery meat on the regular
@@CaptainPupu r/wooosh
@@infernys20 /redditisforfagsandothermentaldegenerates
Apparently Steve never read "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair. There's a chance some of that "beef" wasn't entirely beef.
It can be hard to kill prions!
@@PillarsOfHeaven they're not alive right? Kind of like viruses
Thank you for bringing back those suppressed memories
never thought my knowledge of that book would come to use
Thank you for the history lesson my peoples! haha
Coroner splicing open Steve’s stomach after his death from dysentery.
“ *nice little hiss* “
**Eats 100+ year old beef** "Hmm... it's kind of lacking in flavor"
lol
Harsh
It’s bland
120 year old beef...amazing.
"You donkey!"
They found a 14,400 years old bread in Jordan’s Black Desert. Steve could make a sandwich with.
If the 14,400 yrs old bread has been issued to a soldier as an emergency ration of course he's gonna have some of it and describe it as a savoury fossilized food item.
@@globuleagrumes8236 I'm dead lol
@@globuleagrumes8236 amazing
He could make an Empanada
Ain't there also mayan potato chips?
They'd go great with the sandwich
I feel like Steve has a better shot of surviving the apocalypse then the vast majority of humans.
He definitely has a shit ton of MREs in his museum and the experience and knowledge to know when they can be eaten
Like if a British MRE can be eaten 119 years later then I can easily see Steve2189 eating a US MRE from 2020s
I recon he would easily lol 🤣👍
This mans gut has a weapons system in it. Bro is immune to foodborn illness
Either that or he will be patient 0
What's a cockroach taste like? Answers kinda like a rotten potato. 😩
I'm going to start an Indiegogo fund so we can buy Steve a stand by ambulance.
Sar Jim With how badly EMS providers are paid in the states, you'd think it shouldn't cost as much as it does.
He'll probably need it... especially if he keeps pushing the envelope the way he does. Because God only knows, at the rate he's going he's gonna actually try to eat British Navy Salt Pork from the French and Indian War or something crazy like that.
Sar Jim hahaha!
Hahaha. The combination of this comment and Steve's vid gives me life.
Yuck, Steve don't eat that. You don't know what kind of bacteria is in that. Especially the kind of diseases that existed back then. You don't know how that was prepared. The sanitation was much different and not good back then. It was an interesting item to see but you don't have to taste every ration you get.
The oldest currently alive person as of this date was born 1 to 4 years after this was made.... just let that sink in
I appreciate your profile picture
There's a 117 year old person?
What that sink want tho?
@@cm01 That's just two years older than the average care home age in Saitama Japan.
@@cm01 yes Kane Tanaka 117 years old.
Steve eats it:
RAD+20
HEALTH-20
Fallout humor ! Nice !
69 likes
*Nice*
We’ve done the Moira quests, We’ll be alright.
Haha
Nice!
"Scientists find dinosaur DNA"
Steve: Let's get that out on a tray.
Mammoths, he'll have woolly mammoth stew.😊
Imagine eating a meal that expired 14 years before the first world war...
Nice.
*nice*
Nice
Did it though? These rations generally last years.
call steve-o pre-911
what's next, Alexander the Great field rations from 334 b.c. asia minor campaign? dude you're nuts LOL!
loll
Bill Bates classic bro lmfao
Don't worry; all of the bacteria on there has already died of old age...
TXLionHeart lol 😂😂
Yeah but bacteria can release toxic chemicals that build up and may be present in the food.
@@TheElevatr r/wooosh
VampishMeat 452 I think he got the joke.
Bahahaha
You are a living legend for this. Hope the boys that passed are in heaven smiling down at your content.
They’ll probably meet him soon lol
Boils 120 year old beef
Complains of no seasoning
As he chisels away at the petrified beef: "That looks edible."
Bruh....no.
Right??
666 likes
I can't believe he ate that that's gotta be a Guinness World Record
Something lol
@@ic5662 He ate a Civil War hardtack biscuit, 153 years old when he recorded
“This is disgusting, I’m not eating anymore of this…dry.”
*Eats 120 year old Beef*
Him: Yeah, it's kinda like lacking flavour.....
just read it at the exact moment wow
@@rezlets5017 same
@@Gimmickmantheman lol same
what in the actual fuck, same
Same story here and I'm in tears hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
“That’s disgusting I’m not eating any more of this dried beef........ except for this little piece right here.”
Nice
Then continues on to finish the pot
@@alb5769 he said "dried" for a reason
I've got some salad dressings in my fridge from 2015 if you want....
Even the Devil himself wouldn't dare touch such unholy objects.
I’m dead😂
I’ve got mayonnaise from 08’
Needs to mature longer.
Steve: Nice
This is arguably the best content on the internet.
*stares at 120 year old petrified beef rock
"that right there actually looks pretty good."
*Gordon Ramsay barges in through the wall*
Dylan Gardner i don’t know what to do, i really want to eat it..... dudes messed
"A little acidic, but pleasantly smooth after-taste. Truly a wholesome and perfect petrified beef rock."
"it's getting better and better now"
Dylan Gardner no it doesn’t! Where u been eating
Next for the Steve.. the wine and bread Jesus ate with his apostles
Jesus ate himself bro.
@@ZeroDisturbed na bro
The wine is a tad varnished and the bread is concrete!
Oh my gosh. That is so funny.
Doctor: So what made you sick?
Steve: I ate a British beef ration from 1899.
Doctor: oh
Doctor: Again?
I prescribe crab.
@@jackc6716 crababa
Doctor: oh shit
Doctor: hmm yes, that could perhaps have something to do with e-coli poisoning.
“It’s been 2.5 days” oh shit, Steve, I hope it’s not gone bad 🥴
Next episode: 4000years old ancient Egyptian MRE
LOL 🤣
Hahahaha 😂
They've got some bread & cheese from King Tut's tomb in a museum somewhere, make it happen
Eat mummy 😂
@@richardardiwibawa9025 put in tray and BBQ it xD
You ate 118 year old beef! Bro, you realize that has to be a world record or something, I dont think any other man or woman in history (at least until someone else reviews the contents of that ration) can claim to have eaten meat that old. That beef was killed before my great grandfather was born, before man first flew a plane, before the first radio broadcast. Think how crazy that is. Got to say, you are a braver man than I.
Sooooo amazing😂
I once wathed a documentary where they found a mammoth frozen for over 40000 years perfectly preseved in permafrost and a bunch of scientist actually nibbled on a small piece of flesh.
Yeah some russian dude picked up a piece and ate it. Said it tasted like dirt.
Thats wild putting that into perspective
Daniel Armstrong modern American hero 🇺🇸
I've never been more concerned for a stranger's welfare in my life. He might as well be poking at an old landmine.
😬
Or poking at a still live crashed v-1 flying bomb
lets get that landmine on to a tray. nice.
@@vvanguard *BOOM*
Wow, it's got a nice little kick to it. And you can really taste the shortening.
Poking, with a sledgehammer
Mind you, this ration would have most likely been expired already when the titanic sailed, and he still ate from it
This thing you put in your mouth and attempted to consume is older than every living member of the human race. The oldest at current is nearly 116, born after this was made.
Aidan mind boggling
What if you ate a 500 year old quahog? Or 400 year old Greenland shark?
@@OfAllThingzFooty are you a human?
Greenland sharks do live to 400 and is eatin in some places
slice n' dice Those thing weren’t *prepared to be eaten* decades ago
"Oh man it smells so foul... Nice!"
Steve is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.
I almost shit myself from laughing so hard when i heard him say that
So would the farts from eating this meat...
Must protect him, even from himself.
protected from himself
Hopefully he's protected from botulism
Me: refuses to eat food only a day older than the best by date
Steve:Eats a piece of cow that is older than the titanic
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
True
Hahahaha
The piece of cow still looks better than the titanic after that long
"My heart's pounding, this is so abnormal, probably not safe, especially from the way it smells..."
Proceeds to take a big bite of it.
One of these days Steve is going to eat the wrong ration tin and re-introduce humanity to smallpox.
Anti vaxxers are already doing that
Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣🤣
anti vaxxer jokes in current year 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Lenn869 yes "anti vaxx jokes in current year"
Good English thank you for your sought after reply. We have all gained an incredible amount of knowledge on your reply to a joke.
Tyler G king
I am 60 years old and that cow died way before even my grandparents were born !
So.. how did you get sick?
Steve: "I ate 120 year old cow"
Doctor be like : uh ,ok...YOU WHAT?
@Captain Cheeseballz 😂
I’ve never seen a UA-cam video that deserves a like and sun more than this. This guys eating 120year old cow flesh for our entertainment … and I guess his too. I love it
Flesh? THE cow.
My grandparents have a can of yams that expired in 1988 if you're interested.
Yum
Nice!
It’s probably still good!
@@shavedwolf87 that's what my grandparents said, before they proceeded to dig them back out of the trash after we had thrown them out.
1988 is too recent for steve
*opens ration without order of an officer*
*Steve's door gets kicked in by SAS moments later*
YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT RATION, CHUM?
no one expects the SAS inquisition.
@John Adams @ M.D. XDDD
Too bad any officer who would order it along with the soldiers are all dead
@@MjlovesMinivans r/woosh
I believe this officially qualifies as archeology. Military culinary archeology.
No, it was a living being, so palaeontology.
@@Bacony_CakesThe can count thou..
@@thedocilefish no bro didnt you know that the people studying ancient humans are palaeontologists
Cows
The solder used for the cans is probably lead - with antimony, also. I'd worry that over the last 120+ years, some of that had leached into the food.
The biggest thing I appreciate from the community surrounding Steve's videos is that everyone is genuinely interested in the content, whether it be in morbid curiosity or genuine intrigue. I can't remember a SINGLE negative comment on his videos, which is a welcome sight in a day and age where people pretend to be keyboard warriors. Of course it helps that Steve is a very charismatic and genuine person, and that his content is very engaging, but a community like this is very hard to come across on the internet. You know you have a good channel when you make me buy a 2018 Meatball in Sauce MRE, a replica tray, and a replica Version 1 style canteen cup just so I can feel at home.
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Nice!
*eats 118 year old beef* : "That's kinda lacking in flavour"
I hear bacteria add a sharp tang though
Unusual Activities great username
😂😂😂
you need to go to Siberia and eat a 10,000 yr old mre fozen mammoth "caveman mre"
funny i was just thinking that same thing!
"Smells good"
"Oh that smells completely fallow...Oh god..." Proceeds to eat
Let's get this out onto a tray (sports slab of wood and stone implements) - Nice!
Most people eat food. Steve eats history.