"Oh vile braggart Kevin, I cast upon you a spell of personal responsibility." "Nooooooooo!" "It's time to clean this place up and look for a real job Kevin!" *Kevin melts into a puddle while cursing the adventurer's name*
that was all stuff from an old poem of colonial America it was about a boy who went to slay a dragon called "jabberwok." Bits of English and German and bastardized words went in with it. Also the English vocabulary is vary fluid so most of those were words at some point but don't mean anything anymore.
Kevin also could defeat them by focusing on the box and saying "perfect function." The opposite being "malfunction" which would cause the box to malfunction and be useless.
Depends on how the algorithm tha counters what he says was created, if they only used a dictionary for the words, of used "conventional" incantation as a means of reference, very few outside (and even within) humanity would have any idea how to counter it
"They had never had to deal with an Eldrich horror from another universe" let me correct You - the Eldrich horror never had to deal with angered Terrans
because there are eldritch horrors to make into pets or to shoot with our collections of excessively overkill cannons(that we humans classify as small arms)
@@artbrann and to think we had no idea until the aliens told us. a side note would love to see a story continuation where they reveal how horrified they are at the idea humanity goes into that hell region to hunt the abominations for fun.
The shortest distance between two points is not a straight line. Say the universe is a square of fabric. For you to get from one corner of the fabric to another, you must traverse the fabric between the two corners. We just fold the fabric till the two corners touch each other and step over. Easy! Beware the Jabberwock! It could have been worse. He could have introduced them to Dr. Suess!
Never argue with the mad they always win, everyone else is just too sane to realize it
Only the insane thank there not!!!
"Oh vile braggart Kevin, I cast upon you a spell of personal responsibility."
"Nooooooooo!"
"It's time to clean this place up and look for a real job Kevin!"
*Kevin melts into a puddle while cursing the adventurer's name*
Dont underestimate the words of a drugged out writer. Never try to comprehend, for in that way lies madness.
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What are you talking about? Now you dont need drugs. Try to understand sober. Do it.
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Wow, just Wow. Alice-ing aliens... That might be one of the cruelest things you've read happen to the poor buggers yet
that was all stuff from an old poem of colonial America it was about a boy who went to slay a dragon called "jabberwok." Bits of English and German and bastardized words went in with it. Also the English vocabulary is vary fluid so most of those were words at some point but don't mean anything anymore.
Kevin also could defeat them by focusing on the box and saying "perfect function." The opposite being "malfunction" which would cause the box to malfunction and be useless.
Oh come on, that box should have summoned a vorpal sword!
Depends on how the algorithm tha counters what he says was created, if they only used a dictionary for the words, of used "conventional" incantation as a means of reference, very few outside (and even within) humanity would have any idea how to counter it
@@Psycho_Panda97 a big enough gun can counter a lot
@@henrypaleveda7760 "nice argument,unfortunately i have a fucking railgun"
@@platinumchromee3191 precisely!
@@henrypaleveda7760 Except for the fact that they never even saw what got them... can't shoot what you can't locate.
I love it. When a universe has one drive everyone uses, use another form of ftl.
"They had never had to deal with an Eldrich horror from another universe"
let me correct You - the Eldrich horror never had to deal with angered Terrans
That second story was brilliant. I loved how it took nonsense that we understood the context of but had no logical counter.
They should have brought their vorpal swords.
indeed
that's so cool using the story of the jabberwok as a trumpcard.
"Drinking ethanol incident" !!
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A scalpel is a terrible tool for driving a nail.
Excellent use of Mr. Caroll's work. Giving meaningless nonsense a very, very pointed meaning
Whoever said Mr. Carroll's work was meaningless nonsense obviously never understood it.
And with their heads went galumphing back.
HA! Snicker snack would be the vorpal sword.
I feel like there's a crapton of literature I'm missing beyond the Alice in wonderland reference. And here I thought I was well read
The incantations had meaning to Kevin and worked but the box didn't understand and was unable to make a counter incantation.
lool why rip a hole into the warp when you can create a bubble of time and space to alter the location of a ship without moving?
because there are eldritch horrors to make into pets or to shoot with our collections of excessively overkill cannons(that we humans classify as small arms)
@@artbrann and to think we had no idea until the aliens told us. a side note would love to see a story continuation where they reveal how horrified they are at the idea humanity goes into that hell region to hunt the abominations for fun.
that or they start hiring humans as on ship security, for hunting the horrors during the jumps
I dunno, I'd be excited to see what Carroll would do with such a thing
Ok, so any tech sufficiently advanced, and all that to make the grove of the jaberwock
these work together well.....
The shortest distance between two points is not a straight line. Say the universe is a square of fabric. For you to get from one corner of the fabric to another, you must traverse the fabric between the two corners. We just fold the fabric till the two corners touch each other and step over. Easy!
Beware the Jabberwock! It could have been worse. He could have introduced them to Dr. Suess!
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Ah the Mad-Hatter Kevin has won the day! O Fraptious Day! Traloo Tralay!
For the Jabberwock!~
Well, I didn't expect to see(hear?) voicelines from Hearthstone here. And especially that one
Now suddenly I want a Snickers bar or w snicker doodle.
I wanna snack on a snicker.
In other words he used other words
Beware the Jabberwocky.
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Thank you
a pleasure
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but where was the vorpal sword?
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Thanks for the story 😊☺️☺️
Hallo everybody
Hello Sandro La Rocca
@@reasonablehiccups4792 hi hope the story was to your likeing😁
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