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  • @RoninIV_unleashed
    @RoninIV_unleashed Рік тому +782

    Whomever wrote the speech from the general was actually in the military at one point.

    • @Jaegerrants
      @Jaegerrants Рік тому +1

      Always assume humans have bigger version of the gun you saw. It may be historical ortheoretical but it exists. The moment humans say it's thebigest, add silent "for now" in there. because will make for bigger boom or weaponize mother nature

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Рік тому +84

      ya it as very bombastic hilariously over the top and truly inspirational.

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith Рік тому +156

      I concur.
      Threatening to vent your own troops for asking stupid questions in the first sentence does sound nostalgic.
      If i had to guess, somebody was reminiscing about their time in the Marines when writing that.

    • @craigstephen3216
      @craigstephen3216 Рік тому +19

      Thats what i was thinking too!

    • @RaderizDorret
      @RaderizDorret Рік тому +82

      Not only this, but the complaints over the politicians fucking with military objectives and requirements to look good is spot on.

  • @ryanstewart2289
    @ryanstewart2289 Рік тому +124

    The mechanic who silently stood up and walked away was thinking "Well fuck, there goes my night".

    • @tjunn936
      @tjunn936 Рік тому +13

      " Fraking drek... They didn't talk to me first... I'm frelled... I need to make this drek happen... I hate my life, I hate my life so much right now... "

    • @TheRandyWanker
      @TheRandyWanker 8 місяців тому +5

      When I was in service, I was stationed in Panama. I had an old M54 short-bed truck. One time when I was at my girlfriend's apartment Sunday, early morning, someone knocked on the door. I have no idea how they found me. I got back to the base and loaded two 600-gallon fuel pods and a fuel pump. Got my butt to the fuel station, loaded with 1200 gallons of DFM, and was ordered to load my butt on an LCM. I was to re-fuel 3 LCMs on my way to hell knows where. The problem was the FUEL pump was broken! Thank god for LCM mechanics, they fixed it in the middle of the ocean. Next 4 weeks I was away from my base. Had a great time there.😄

  • @Geroskop
    @Geroskop Рік тому +535

    "it can fire wide array of ammunitions APFSD, fusion flashetts.....SCHRODINGER'S CATS...." - that fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @swewened6139
      @swewened6139 Рік тому +31

      I was laughin hard at tht too

    • @dracodraconias8096
      @dracodraconias8096 Рік тому +78

      °Did you load the ammo in the "Get Fecked" Cannon?
      •I think so.
      °Well that's good enough for me.
      *Cannon fires without a round in it*
      °The she'll didn't come out....
      •It still fired though.

    • @SmokeGrinder
      @SmokeGrinder Рік тому +43

      SCHRODINGER'S CATS, that's a thumbs up for sure.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +8

      @@dracodraconias8096 Literally space ork methodology.

    •  10 місяців тому +6

      @@Nempo13 Ifz itz workz, itz workz!
      Waaaaaaaaggggh!

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +82

    "We're surrounded...that simplifies our problem."
    ~Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller USMC

  • @peterwalls-qf7ii
    @peterwalls-qf7ii Рік тому +78

    Thermodynamics ? Human armies do not believe in letting civilians ,get in the way o the mission. Thermodynamics, if i recall correctly, is a set of laws. They have any complaints , they can talk to the lawyers.

  • @terrorcop101
    @terrorcop101 Рік тому +406

    "Wait, you have bigger ones?!"
    Of course, how else do you one-shot an entire star system?

    • @Kriegermeister1
      @Kriegermeister1 Рік тому +47

      **pushes on the speaker button on my Captain's chair.** "You may fire when ready commander." **A planet and it's moon explode.**

    • @jonathancastillo5686
      @jonathancastillo5686 Рік тому +9

      star killer base

    • @polishscribe674
      @polishscribe674 Рік тому +6

      ​@@jonathancastillo5686death star

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 Рік тому +6

      "Well, there's the JSN-Saitama. We keep that one aside for real threats though."

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen Рік тому +3

      "We always have a bigger gun, if not build, ready to be"

  • @100_American_Bison
    @100_American_Bison Рік тому +130

    One hell of a crazy story. But those tankers did steal pillows and what they did is Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations.

    • @kusada3035
      @kusada3035 Рік тому +22

      lmfao its a legit acronym S.T.E.A.L

    • @guamsoncruz5107
      @guamsoncruz5107 Рік тому +18

      ah a fellow fat electrician enjoyer lmao remember its not a war crime the first time!

    • @MrSirwolf2001
      @MrSirwolf2001 Рік тому +6

      Quack Bang!

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 8 місяців тому

      I wouldn't be surprised to hear if that has really happened

  • @johncochran8497
    @johncochran8497 Рік тому +48

    Maxim 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once.

  • @JBEEUD
    @JBEEUD Рік тому +421

    "A miniaturized, DOMESTICATED, well behaved Black Hole"
    "as light and matter try to run away from it, run away from the machines of humanity"
    I haven't laughed that hard in a while!🤣🤣🤣

    • @YDV669
      @YDV669 Рік тому +37

      Humans can pair-bond with everything. Apparently, even with black holes.

    • @maurizioginanneschi9402
      @maurizioginanneschi9402 Рік тому +32

      @@YDV669
      Only if they are well-behaved black holes...

    • @wbnc66
      @wbnc66 Рік тому +15

      @@maurizioginanneschi9402 black holes are easy, controlling politicians and bean counters that's the tricky bit

    • @antonberkbigler5759
      @antonberkbigler5759 Рік тому +2

      I feel reverence for TON-618, if that counts. Fucker could easily annihilate even the fourth-hand-knowledge exaggerated versions of Goku and it has more mass than our entire *GALAXY,* if there is an idol resting on the altar of power then it is TON-618.

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington Рік тому

      I read that as a miniaturized, domesticated, well behaved black guy.... I think I'm spending to much time on sites I shouldn't be looking at

  • @JonathanLee-vz6yu
    @JonathanLee-vz6yu Рік тому +104

    Lmfao, when the officer said the GAG 15 type 3, could shoot schrodinger's Cats I literally wet myself with laughter.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 Рік тому +10

      Ahh Pixel, the cat who walks through walls. There's no stopping that one.

  • @Elyseon
    @Elyseon Рік тому +152

    "Who the hell do you think we are?!"
    - Humanity's motto

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Рік тому +71

    For those not familiar with the military, that speech was actually quite kind.
    Try saying _'we're all going to die'_ in front of a CO briefing you on a mission.
    God forbid they'd call in the drill sarge for not doing a good enough job.

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 Рік тому +10

      I think he let it off because he was so close to doing the same at the politicians he’d scratch the paint

  • @thesquirrelherder
    @thesquirrelherder Рік тому +260

    I love the verbal gymnastics required to keep this video monetized.

    • @TheStarMachine2000
      @TheStarMachine2000 Рік тому +25

      He won the Olympics for this one

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +28

      I don't love them, as I hate the stupidity of this system, but, I do love that he went to the trouble of doing it to read the piece to us.

    • @bvc5320
      @bvc5320 Рік тому +16

      I also hate the system that force this, but you have to admit Squirrel has mastered the art of working through it.

    • @rolandosada8077
      @rolandosada8077 3 місяці тому +1

      @@TheStarMachine2000😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 Рік тому +110

    The little Brion's memoirs would take the galaxy by storm, as it was the first widely published non-classified account of humanity's battle prowess by a well-known species. Many commenters would decry its validity, but only until the Space Moth survivors swore up and down that it was exactly as they remembered.
    The memoirs name didn't help at first: "Insane Space Apes: My Time With the Warnauts"

  • @Iluvantir
    @Iluvantir Рік тому +41

    "You're understaffed, under-equipped, the plan is shit, the forces against you are vast. We need that target."
    "Mission: accepted."
    Later: Done, boss. Fracked up situation, but it's done. Our alien observers are in the psych ward, however."

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 Рік тому +37

    I like how in this future we have weapons that literally delete their targets. Like you just look at an enemy fortress and go "Nah."

    • @jaypax
      @jaypax Рік тому +17

      Col: "Sergeant. What am I looking at?"
      Sgt: "An enemy fortress, sir."
      Col: "I don't want to look at it anymore." *sips coffee*
      Sgt: "Yes sir!"

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow Рік тому +6

      This speech and the weapons is giving me so many vibes from several universes its making me giggle insanely.

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 Рік тому +41

    cool
    they deployed the ODST
    Orbital Drop Shock Tanks

  • @Xidification
    @Xidification Рік тому +35

    The fact that the Whole company had 1 (one) radio and they sent a runner to another company for a replacement (who presumably also only brought one) tells me that not much has changed in the military of the future 🤷

    • @Terran.Marine.2
      @Terran.Marine.2 2 місяці тому +1

      I was a radio operator, something always was breaking or "gone on walk about" without it's needed other parts. Like a battery, antenna 📡, or handset.

  • @syncringe1885
    @syncringe1885 Рік тому +104

    The worst part about that speech in the beginning... I can see someone actually yelling it at their soldiers... And some poor alien smuck who just happened to have been sent.
    Oh and "Wait you have bigger ones..." Is what she said. I'm a grown ass child and I don't care.

  • @madnimrod2489
    @madnimrod2489 Рік тому +138

    This was a fun pair of stories. Was a bit scary at first, but then again, the crazy plans always work.
    And that short bit of attraction in the medical shed was cute.

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc Рік тому +81

    Of course we have bigger ones, that one didn't even pierce the planetary crust!

  • @VyzraSchattenmond
    @VyzraSchattenmond Рік тому +62

    I am just sitting here, laughing, and imagining the pillows getting stolen to cushion the tanks :D

    • @disturbedwaffle327
      @disturbedwaffle327 Рік тому +7

      I mean, I would prefer some cushioning while plummeting in a tank.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому +48

    thanks for reaffirming my faith in having a lack of faith of politicos
    great pair of stories

  • @GlanksFlnks
    @GlanksFlnks Рік тому +34

    The sheer level of controlled chaos expected from everyone with new and improved idiot proof directions brought back memories

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 Рік тому +30

    Well, yeah. There's still a planet and stellar system, isn't there? DARPA's probably working on a Galaxy Gun by now. Take out a star cluster in one shot.

  • @oldnick4707
    @oldnick4707 Рік тому +28

    No way in 'H-E-double-toothpicks' would I want to get hit with a Schrodinger's cat!! Hellno!

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +3

      Are you really sure you haven't been hit with one? You can't actually ever know...

    • @oldnick4707
      @oldnick4707 Рік тому +1

      @@Nempo13,
      🤔😁

    • @OGSontar
      @OGSontar 9 місяців тому

      The problem with that round is you don't know whether or not you hit until the target looks, but the target doesn't know if it was hit until _you_ look.
      A very confusing round, useful for sowing chaos on the battlefield...or not.

  • @instarissicco
    @instarissicco Рік тому +154

    What's truly astonishing is how much this actually sounds like what it would actually go like 🤣

    • @savevsdeath
      @savevsdeath Рік тому +22

      I believe EVERY word of it. The only fictional part is the space stuff. 🤣

    • @Meowthix
      @Meowthix Рік тому

      Somebody could tell me this was just some late ww2 paratrooper plan reworded and i'd believe it.

  • @thatotherguy8138
    @thatotherguy8138 Рік тому +46

    "We ALWAYS have bigger ones."

  • @savevsdeath
    @savevsdeath Рік тому +29

    Ahh...flashbacks to my military days. Good times.

  • @GrimpakTheMook
    @GrimpakTheMook Рік тому +40

    Ah yes, a gravity cannon. The answer to the question "can you weaponize the Higg's boson?"

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger Рік тому

      Im pretty sure there is a HFY about humanity weaponizing anything

  • @enoralapatate6891
    @enoralapatate6891 Рік тому +44

    38:46 "physical form of a Fuck you " 😂 I'm dead. That it. You killed me.

  • @controlledchaos9698
    @controlledchaos9698 Рік тому +6

    Dude...as someone in the military, i feel that speech in my soul.

  • @MrinsaneMr
    @MrinsaneMr Рік тому +79

    If I thought marines could actually write, this is what I would assume they would have wrote.

    • @RevokFarthis
      @RevokFarthis Рік тому +1

      They bullied a tech into setting up speech to text

    • @stephenwallace5969
      @stephenwallace5969 Рік тому +22

      Crauns rite gud

    • @shipleypennison2781
      @shipleypennison2781 Рік тому +9

      @@stephenwallace5969 bro google doesn’t even know what you said😂😂

    • @ryanelorza2764
      @ryanelorza2764 Рік тому +2

      ​@@stephenwallace5969huh???

    • @KaseyZINC
      @KaseyZINC Рік тому +9

      ​@@stephenwallace5969deffintly a murin

  • @The_Viscount
    @The_Viscount Рік тому +22

    There is no problem that cannot be solved with liberal application of firepower. If it doesn't solve the problem, you aren't using enough.

  • @GabrielArchon
    @GabrielArchon Рік тому +13

    I deeply enjoy the fact that one of the most useful tactics was to Wreck-it Ralph the moths. FIRE THE LAMP.

  • @PhoenixThunderheart
    @PhoenixThunderheart Рік тому +30

    This Author Militarys. Maybe a Army or Marine vet. Great story!

    • @lainesprowl5582
      @lainesprowl5582 Рік тому +1

      I saved the offers a army vet do the s*** talking he gives the Marines

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion Рік тому +10

    I was apart of a group called the 43, this amuses me greatly.

  • @Mobius_118N7
    @Mobius_118N7 9 місяців тому +3

    If we don't know what we're doing, the enemy definitely won't know either.

  • @Demonicpurity
    @Demonicpurity Рік тому +17

    Unfortunately, it is hard to tell if the time/space laceration rounds are effective or not as we have yet to find a worthy target to test on. Although some scientists do theorize that in itself might represent a successful firing.

  • @hayorge27
    @hayorge27 Рік тому +115

    Never realized sci-fi could be so 😎

    • @Arexack999
      @Arexack999 Рік тому +4

      What?! Scifi is the exemplar of 🥸

    • @shaincastillo6772
      @shaincastillo6772 Рік тому +3

      The nanites have taken another one @Agro Squirrel

    • @chrstfer2452
      @chrstfer2452 Рік тому +3

      You mustve never seen bladerunner

    • @chrisweiss6363
      @chrisweiss6363 Рік тому +5

      I also like netnarrator

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 9 місяців тому

      Someone havent ever before enjoyed scifi it seems. That is where the cool is...though its easiest to write since such wide range of possibilities, while say earth born stories are somewhat limited by say gravity

  • @Wei2Vile
    @Wei2Vile Рік тому +11

    "How will the tank crew survive a Halo Drop?"
    "The 45th stole all the pillows in the ship and stuffed them in the tanks. Good luck having a good sleep when you get back!" :D

    • @petergould9174
      @petergould9174 11 місяців тому +2

      I know; the mechanics response way too much like reality 😂😂😂

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 Рік тому +24

    "You fucked with the wrong species."
    -Humanity

  • @osmacar5331
    @osmacar5331 Рік тому +10

    ah, the most terrifying ammunition type. a paradoxical cat.

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +10

    For a moment I was confused when he said a torch with a battery. I guess the translators work in the king's English.

  • @baconthedarklord970
    @baconthedarklord970 Рік тому +10

    What killed me was "Wait... YOU HAVE BIGGER ONES?!?"

  • @benjamintherogue2421
    @benjamintherogue2421 Рік тому +6

    As someone who has slept under running fighter jets in a combat zone, we really can sleep anywhere. This was clearly written by someone in the military.

  • @Steelwhip2001
    @Steelwhip2001 Рік тому +10

    well hell..sounds like SOP for every military maneuver I ever was a part of....must be Tuesday.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +2

      Especially the whole, yeah we hate those guys but they are MY punching bag...the enemy isn't allowed. Which pretty much sums up how the branches see one another lol.

  • @TheCombatEditor62
    @TheCombatEditor62 Рік тому +12

    Uncoordinated planetary landing?
    infantry units only?
    no air support, naval support, tanks or artillery?
    why do I get the feeling I'm about to witness Klendathu?

    • @oldnick4707
      @oldnick4707 Рік тому +5

      Hey now, we can ill-afford another Klendathu!

  • @lorenzotorresi4474
    @lorenzotorresi4474 Рік тому +17

    I nearly choked in laughs at " just a physical of fuck you"

  • @TairnKA
    @TairnKA Рік тому +12

    At 36:18; with the question and the answer at 36:26 I was expecting to hear a description of a battleship, maybe in the next episode, but this "Battlecruiser" was more than sufficient (they should have gotten their heads down). ;-)

  • @ArchonSG1
    @ArchonSG1 Рік тому +81

    Very enjoyable story.
    Luckily the situation wasn't true FUBAR just SNAFU, just another day in the Military. 😂
    Love the idea of the cannon though, harness the power of a black hole to propel your payload, use hyperdimensional travel to exploit range and in human terms, cause a really big unstoppable **KAAABOOOOMM!"

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 Рік тому +4

      ivanova would be pleased. boom today. big boom. big bada boom

    • @robertalexander5892
      @robertalexander5892 Рік тому +4

      @@yomogami4561
      Except they didn't fill like waiting for tomorrow's boooom, they wanted it today.

    • @ernestmac13
      @ernestmac13 Рік тому +4

      Yes SSDD, just as another wonderful day in the military, surprised hurry up and wait wasn't part of this story, lol.

    • @kusada3035
      @kusada3035 Рік тому +2

      the japanese series space battleship yamato also used black holes by compressing hawking radiation & releasing it as a beam that could pour blue piss on a planet & crack it, the entire cannon assembly is the same length as the cannon on the Ignis, so they mount it to a starship camouflaged as a hull of a ww2 battleship, the Yamato, like the GAU-8 on an A-10 thunderbolt

  • @Meanslicer43
    @Meanslicer43 Рік тому +7

    Orbital drops of tanks sounds.... amazing.

  • @luisortiz9017
    @luisortiz9017 8 місяців тому +3

    7:34 best quote ever yet😂😂😂

  • @cannab-al9582
    @cannab-al9582 Рік тому +6

    Lol i was just calling someone a crayon eater as the guy says the person planning the mission had half eaten Crayons

  • @diyindinee7492
    @diyindinee7492 11 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for the story!

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Рік тому +9

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Hidden Reinforcements and a black hole gun. Sounds about right.

  • @gman1515
    @gman1515 Рік тому +45

    Why does the high tech gravity rail gun need apfsds ammo? How does a discarding sabot work at relativistic speeds? I have so many questions

    • @fahrimertdincer8421
      @fahrimertdincer8421 Рік тому +12

      light speed penetrative round .... oh god its just glorified fusion bomb

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Рік тому +8

      I don't know about fin stabilization in space but a sabot would work the same as ever.

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 Рік тому +9

      Most likely some subcontractor sells exclusively the fin stabilizers to the military while the senate gets kickbacks. Like nowadays

    • @gman1515
      @gman1515 Рік тому +1

      @@cousinzeke4888 would it? In the void there would be no resistance to cause the sabot to discard, so it would act more like a composite round (soft outer casing, penetrating inner core). And moving in atmosphere I don't think the sabot would have time to detach because it would reach it's target in nanoseconds.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Рік тому +4

      @@gman1515 It doesn't really matter if the sabot breaks off, it's job is just to create a good gas seal and keep the round centered in the bore. You'd just have the penetrator hit along with a couple pieces of junk.

  • @sinpathicenderson1198
    @sinpathicenderson1198 Рік тому +3

    i love that explination at the end and then " wait, you have bigger ones"

  • @juandp3862
    @juandp3862 Рік тому +1

    I've been looking for this video for 6 months

  • @johnwoods3184
    @johnwoods3184 11 місяців тому +4

    In the 77th year of the twentieth century I was able to sleep in a flying CH-47 Troop Transport!

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 9 місяців тому +1

      With enough hearing damage you are not bothered by noise, just tinnitus, That only leaves bumpy ride and vibrations, but if you are tired enough, you sleep absolutely anywhere and in military you learn to take powernaps even while standing attention, or so i have heard.

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink Рік тому +5

    This was great, thanks for the story & narration!
    For the algorithm!

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 Рік тому +5

    "... as if we didn't just witness something that defies the laws of thermodynamics." That's why you shouldn't teach thermodynamics to weapon developers.

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger Рік тому

      "I never studied Law" -RoadRunner

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain Рік тому +7

    if the plan is insane the enemy cannot possibly prepare for it LOL.

  • @cannab-al9582
    @cannab-al9582 Рік тому +7

    "played a funny game. It involves sticks of many legnths and someone always gets butthurt"........😂😂😂😂

  • @thutanyanmarcus4134
    @thutanyanmarcus4134 Рік тому +4

    A HALO drop, or as I like to call it "High Altitude LEEROYYY JENKINNNSSS Orbital" drop

  • @Vonbek32
    @Vonbek32 Рік тому +10

    That should be a series lol that was awesome

  • @GhoulishBrush
    @GhoulishBrush Рік тому +3

    Probably just me but I can’t stop imagining the Brions looking like the Avali furry species.

  • @EroDisdain
    @EroDisdain Рік тому +3

    I can feel the love from all the crayons in that speech YES SIR!

  • @toddnesbitt3113
    @toddnesbitt3113 Місяць тому

    I’ve heard a very similar highly motivated “morale briefing” back in 1991. Might as well get entertained, because you’re definitely doing it.

  • @BuilderB08
    @BuilderB08 Рік тому +5

    41:00 I would assume that you can’t really use that in space combat, because that seems like the type of thing to violently implode/explode if shot while firing.

    • @andreacaramaschi9056
      @andreacaramaschi9056 11 місяців тому

      I assume that in the setting this story is narrated in it would count as “calculated risk”

  • @danielleriley2796
    @danielleriley2796 9 місяців тому

    You are so good at reading these stories. I thought the AI read ones were good, however you proved me wrong and now I only listen to yours. Thanks and thanks to the authors.

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 Рік тому +6

    Me likum crayons!
    Oddly I felt inspired to go out and fek something up🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WE_DONT_LIE
    @WE_DONT_LIE Рік тому +18

    I see nothing wrong with the plan

  • @insanecrazyman7637
    @insanecrazyman7637 Рік тому +13

    I wanna know what the Schrodinger's cats ammo is...

    • @oldnick4707
      @oldnick4707 Рік тому +6

      I wouldn't even want to get hit by the box! Lol!

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 Рік тому +1

      It both does and doesn't exist until fired When the quantum state collapses the planet's core will be destroyed or the atmosphere will burn off from the mussel flash of a blank.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 Рік тому +8

      Probably just means, that you either exist or not, after being hit by it. At random.

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon Рік тому +8

      @@ceu160193 If at first it doesn't work, fire again until probability and quantum observation decide the target, in fact, doesn't exist.

  • @Melanesian-dude
    @Melanesian-dude 10 місяців тому

    im listening to the logistics of this and i dont think enough people understand how much of a bloody miracle this operation was

  • @jeffhall4228
    @jeffhall4228 11 місяців тому +1

    Thanks, that was an amazing story

  • @hanzzel6086
    @hanzzel6086 Рік тому +1

    FOR ENTERTAINMENT!
    FOR THE VOICE!
    FOR THE ALGORITHM!
    WE LEAVE OUR LIKES AND COMMENTS!

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 Рік тому +14

    For the Algorithm11!

    • @nos2342
      @nos2342 Рік тому

      To please the algorithm is all

  • @DaWhiteWolffie
    @DaWhiteWolffie Рік тому +5

    This was fricken HILARIOUS.

  • @Alex.H.B.1970something
    @Alex.H.B.1970something 3 місяці тому

    Bravo Sir Encore!

  • @Darqshadow
    @Darqshadow Рік тому

    I have read speeches stretching from when we fought in Linear Warfare to now that contained this man's wrath.

  • @firatsanliturk
    @firatsanliturk Рік тому

    I giggled more than once at the colonel's antics. God bless him.

  • @emilschw8924
    @emilschw8924 Рік тому +1

    If the GAC can fire Schrödinger's cats, then surely it can also fire Greebos*? 😂
    *He's just a big softy - Nanny Ogg

  • @unspacy2099ad
    @unspacy2099ad Рік тому +2

    OH MY GOD I WAS LAUGHING MY HAD OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Obligate.Carnivore
    @Obligate.Carnivore Рік тому +1

    Cracks me up. Will say ass, but not shit? Or many colorful words of the english language

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for the reading

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 Рік тому +1

    I wonder what the Moths did to piss humanity off. Fly around our porch lights in an aggressive manner?

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому +1

      Nah, they ate a hole in some politicians $10,000 doll suit. And then ate the Marines crayon rations.

  • @RensStoryteller
    @RensStoryteller 21 день тому +1

    "Ah... I se- wait, YOU HAVE BIGGER ONES!?!?"
    🤣🤣🤣 the correct response

  • @manaboutit1594
    @manaboutit1594 Рік тому

    These stories...just ARE!

  • @redhausser7492
    @redhausser7492 Рік тому +2

    This is definetely something that would happen 100%

  • @emilschw8924
    @emilschw8924 Рік тому +1

    4:06 - 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.
    Best to send in a huge detachment of your troops so as to overwhelm the enemy.
    Otherwise you'll need to go back for seconds. And thirds.

  • @falloutfable1049
    @falloutfable1049 Рік тому

    Simple rule of thumb... When dealing with humanity... Oh... It can always get bigger... Same thing with smaller and producing the same results...

  • @caelestigladii
    @caelestigladii Рік тому

    This is like ww2 in space. No working radio? Every soldier we have NOW have radio.

  • @lunkystraydog6572
    @lunkystraydog6572 Рік тому +6

    When the space rabbits realize the humans half @$$ stuff

  • @boingboingresearcherph.d.2871
    @boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 Рік тому +1

    Wait, it fires SCHRODINGER'S CATS!?

  • @megadon_
    @megadon_ Рік тому

    Im just listening to the Human invasion plan section of the video and every couple of seconds I hear a 'Boo-womp' in the back of my head

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +1

    If you can't be tough in this universe, you'd better be crazy.

  • @proudamerican183
    @proudamerican183 9 місяців тому

    1:13 This really be a "hold my beer" moment. 😂

  • @captiansimmian
    @captiansimmian Рік тому +2

    I'd have preferred them says yes we hate em. But nobody messes with them but us.

  • @HunterX109
    @HunterX109 10 місяців тому

    Props to the story writer
    I was a little disappointed when if they said they were surrounded they could have said "Good now we know where they are, and who to kill!" Also, the speech sounded way to much like a real military one in real life.
    But yes the last part of "WAIT YOU HAVE BIGGER ONES!?" was the best!