I could actually see one of the 'Sherlocks' from 'Sherlock' or 'Elementary' saying "How about you solve the crime this time, Watson, and I'll ask all the stupid questions."
@@archstanton6102 Welcome to midsummer , Officer Patel . A dig at the program as they do not have any asian policemen in it. Any white comedian saying that would be in trouble.
There's a detective show called 'Inspector Morse' where Morse is his name. So he's asking Inspector Morse what the dots and dashes mean which is of course morse code.
As someone who has only ridden horses a few times, I can confirm that riding is not a passive skill. Your core gets quite the workout, especially going up and down hills. Not to mention the workout your thighs get trying to stay on. Every time I got off my legs felt like jello. And the point of dressage is for the horse to look like it's doing all the work when in reality, there are a lot of subtle commands given by the rider that the average Joe will miss. Yes, the horse is an athlete for doing the "horse dancing." And jumping. And racing in the Kentucky Derby. And barrel racing. But the rider is just as much an athlete for being able to stay on the whole time.
"Can you think of anyone who Didn't have a motive?" I suppose his Secret Service detail is like "Well, I don't really want to lose my job," and the other one was like "Yeah, especially since we're the only ones he isn't trying to fire!" I seriously doubt any of them are willing to take a bullet for him. Or take a piss on him while he's on fire, even if they really have to go.
@@WalterReimer Not to mention his mask free parties, sex parties, rallies, and maskless mobs storming public buildings to take down the American flag, hoist their own, and call it "Patriotism." Honestly, the mass delusion is more dangerous, and Covid would have happened without them. We're lucky, they could have done a lot more damage without the Lockdown.
I’m pretty sure it’s to tell them to go back to their spot so the next person can go. Some of them leave right away but others might linger without the buzzer.
Dear @MockTheWeek, are you serious? So you list essentially all male comedians (except Rob but he gets a double # instead) and the only female comedian falls under 'and more'? Out of curtesy a mention of the lady comedian would've been nice but maybe that's just me. Tststs *shaking head in disappointment*
The channel lists the same four people under every video. Only three of the six comedians in this show are named, plus Rob Beckett in the hash tags (only once, now): neither Tiff Stevenson nor Ed Gamble is mentioned anywhere. They should, of course, credit all the comedians involved in the particular video, rather than using this generic credit. It's lazy, but it's not the sexism that you're implying.
I could actually see one of the 'Sherlocks' from 'Sherlock' or 'Elementary' saying "How about you solve the crime this time, Watson, and I'll ask all the stupid questions."
Milton's Do Ping joke was a solid 10/10
Milton's "Do Ping" gag. 🤣🤣🤣
Milton’s delivery of the Sherlock joke was brilliant, but it normally is on most of his silly jokes.
The horse dancing line at the end always kills me... :)
Oh, that's what he said! Couldn't figure it out!
"you join me live at the orse dancin, fuckin state of it.... " (!!!!)
Hugh Dennis: “Let’s see what is happening in The Velodrome ... yep it’s cycling 🚵♂️!” 3:21 👏🏾😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I want to see Romesh & Rob as Holmes & Watson.
1:44 “Oh it’s elementary is it, you sarky prick?” 🤣🤣🤣
2:13 That has gotta be one of the greatest jokes on this show hahaha
Cheers for the laugh, much love from Sydney
“Want to get rid of a relative but don’t want your hands bloody? Convince them to move to Midsummer.”
*Midsomer
Or Midsommar..
Or introduce them to Jessica Fletcher. They'll either be murdered, or arrested for murder. Win win!
@@interestedbystander196 Midsomar: Twinned with Cabot Cove
St Mary Mead would also be an option.
You know a great gag...when other comedians lose it!
Rob played well - I loved the Elementary gag!
Missed a huge opportunity with "And it's another gold for Ireland!" That was Andy Parsons' go-to gag for this topic.
And it’s gold for Ireland!
**BUZZ**
"You are gettin' buzzed to FUCK for that one!"
Think Andy Parsons did that one years ago.
You are not getting another one for the rest of the show!
Romesh was on form again
When you can get Hugh Dennis to crack up, you've won.
@Decimus Septimus Tutelus snowflake
@Decimus Septimus Tutelus Having watched the whole video twice, explain where the racist part was?
@@archstanton6102 Welcome to midsummer , Officer Patel . A dig at the program as they do not have any asian policemen in it. Any white comedian saying that would be in trouble.
Ed Gamble giggles like a little boy who isn’t supposed to in this! It’s hilarious! It hits its peak at 3.19! 😂
Milton kills it 🤣🤣
well, the "corona's report" has changed so much now.
We live in a society.
It real boris johnson here the corona's report is here today say hello 👋
Officer Patel Hahahaaa
There’s a certain nuance in Rob’s deliveries and content that can only come from Mottingham!
Rob was incredible here, but Milton's Do Ping joke was the pick of the bunch.
gotta love it when Hugh breaks out the physical humor!
"but is it really your thing, miss Marple?"
"Fucking state of it"
😂😂😂😂
Milton looks like a leprechaun in his red shirt and green trousers.
4:11 Milton wins
And that concludes the closing ceremony for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. We cross now to the opening ceremony of the 2024 Olympic games in Paris.
Yes. CSI membership. I still go to the site. Nothing. ☹
Corona's report hitting different nowadays😂😂
I had to rewind that joke a few times to try and get it before it hit me. XD
Tiff looks amazing in this
Wow, a joke about milton's pants, and not his shirt
I thought this was the "gold for Ireland" one, but I didn't see Andy.
How is this not more popular ?
It was uploaded less than an hour ago 🤔
Because we’ve already seen it on telly ?
2.35 great joke and jabs
Gotta say_ Tiff Stephenson is absolutely gorgeous
3:06 and it’s gold for Ireland 😅
What was “the colour of my legs” about? Seems an inside joke?
I think it may be referencing one Olympics where the diving pool turned green due to algae - his trousers are green.
My entry: Thank you for watching the Tokyo Olympics.
I didn't understand the diving joke
Referring to the Rio Olympics - the water in the diving pool turned a funny colour
@@lilymarinovic1644 thank you
I think he was referring to the colour of his trousers. He was insinuating that that was the colour of his legs that had been changed by the water.
why does hugh always end up on the ground xd
Always wondered if all these jokes were remembered beforehand
Written and read from autocue. Also the mic is for position to stand, a 'barrier' and a 'familiar' for the audience.
Ex floor manager.
You join me live at the horse dancing, f**king state of it.
Things You Didn't Hear at the Olympics:
'And the crowd goes wild.'
Really need the date of the episode in the title/description
search the series and episode number.
It doesn’t state what it is, that’s the point. And they lost really old ones mixed with new stuff. Shouldn’t be hard
@@opaqueentity they always have the series and episode in the description
Can someone explain that first one?
There's a detective show called 'Inspector Morse' where Morse is his name. So he's asking Inspector Morse what the dots and dashes mean which is of course morse code.
I’ve never understood why the dressage medal goes to the rider, surely the horse is the athlete with some Portia or Rupert along for the ride.
As someone who has only ridden horses a few times, I can confirm that riding is not a passive skill. Your core gets quite the workout, especially going up and down hills. Not to mention the workout your thighs get trying to stay on. Every time I got off my legs felt like jello. And the point of dressage is for the horse to look like it's doing all the work when in reality, there are a lot of subtle commands given by the rider that the average Joe will miss.
Yes, the horse is an athlete for doing the "horse dancing." And jumping. And racing in the Kentucky Derby. And barrel racing. But the rider is just as much an athlete for being able to stay on the whole time.
Oh this is horrible another death in Midsummer why do all the serial killers keep coming here
well i'd say they dream about it at night
*Midsomer
It's like Cabott's Cove, although i always wondered if it wasn't really Jessica Fletcher all along.
No one went for the low hanging fruit with “and it’s gold for Ireland!”
They remember what happened to andy parsons
It’s been done. And the first guy who did it paid a hefty price.
"In hockey!"
@@Roche_Furman In surfing!
@@iowa89357 And Stewart Francis. To quote Dara's sarcastic response "One thing I got tired of was the Canadian national anthem."
2:53
Things you didn’t (hear 👂🏽) at the *Olympics* “Are they taking the *piss* ?!” 😎
And Canada wins the most golds at the summer Olympics
Not in this episode,, but best still.. "And It's Gold for Ireland!"
So many Covid prophecies in this old clip :o
They were referring to the Corona beer
I used to enjoy watching the Bill as a kid I kinda wish they reboot it
It was of its time, like ‘Soldier, Soldier’. It needs reimagining.
The "Corona's Report" gag did not age well...
Not got much more to run, was once funny and made you even winch at times.
🤣🤣🤣💕
🤣🤣🤣..
Meek The Block
Belljar 2023
lol
"Can you think of anyone who Didn't have a motive?" I suppose his Secret Service detail is like "Well, I don't really want to lose my job," and the other one was like "Yeah, especially since we're the only ones he isn't trying to fire!" I seriously doubt any of them are willing to take a bullet for him. Or take a piss on him while he's on fire, even if they really have to go.
I hear he'd really like them to, though.
Several hundred of them got infected with COVID-19, as well, thanks to his and his staff's policies.
@@WalterReimer Not to mention his mask free parties, sex parties, rallies, and maskless mobs storming public buildings to take down the American flag, hoist their own, and call it "Patriotism." Honestly, the mass delusion is more dangerous, and Covid would have happened without them. We're lucky, they could have done a lot more damage without the Lockdown.
@@Psiberzerker
Lol, you just believe anything you're told, don't you?
@@axldave9940 LOL, a Conservative, telling a progressive we just believe everything we're told. You wouldn't happen to be Christian, would you, Dave?
I didn't get the first joke. What else than Morse could dots and dashes be?
Or is it some reference to a particular show?
Inspector Morse is a long running British detective TV series
It's a reference to the show "Inspector Morse".
alright, three people didn’t need to tell him.
Because I’m black! (Street chess)
What's aqua man doing now
"And the movements just before he was killed are well smelly. I think he's had a baked bean and Brussels sprouts vindaloo."
In the blue corner, Charles Darwin, in the red corner, Richard Dawkins, 15 rounds, fight does not end till one has been confirmed dead
*IT'S 'COS I'M BLACK ISN'T IT?*
Riddle me this......wtf is the buzzer for....buzzer = good joke 1 point or buzzer = rubbish joke get off?
I’m pretty sure it’s to tell them to go back to their spot so the next person can go. Some of them leave right away but others might linger without the buzzer.
Horse dancing
And yes this is a first a white man has won the 500 meters
Who's the blond?
Blond? Rob Beckett.
Blonde? Tiff Stevenson.
Take your pick
And yes, the predictable not funny Trump joke.
The ms marple joke was gold
Oh please go dry your eyes 🥱
@@petergreen2552 for not finding a predictable joke funny?
@@Ed19601 The man is a walking joke.
@@petergreen2552 i take it you haven't been watching Biden lately
Piss off with your boring politics talk. Fools
Dear @MockTheWeek, are you serious? So you list essentially all male comedians (except Rob but he gets a double # instead) and the only female comedian falls under 'and more'? Out of curtesy a mention of the lady comedian would've been nice but maybe that's just me. Tststs *shaking head in disappointment*
Especially since Tiff looked amazing here and she was funny too. I might be biased since I'm a huge fan of hers, but what's right is right
The channel lists the same four people under every video. Only three of the six comedians in this show are named, plus Rob Beckett in the hash tags (only once, now): neither Tiff Stevenson nor Ed Gamble is mentioned anywhere. They should, of course, credit all the comedians involved in the particular video, rather than using this generic credit. It's lazy, but it's not the sexism that you're implying.
Must try and remember her name. It's true her and many other female comedians get a mention 👍🏾
Surprised the new Director General hasn't cancelled Mock The Week already for being too left-wing and replaced it with Nigel Farage's comedy hour.
We can but hope...
Got it wrong MTW?
Wow after Nish was sacked im surprised this is still going too...
I remember when Mock The Week was actually funny...
SAD!
Rob Beckett crap as usual... 😒🙄🤦😮💀
Wow second to comment