“The aircraft crashed and now you want us to pair up with the dead?” “I gave you a knife and asked you to pare off the dead. I’ve started a rudimentary barbecue…”
Be on the lookout for cougars; they attempt to camouflage themselves with heavy makeup and leopard-print articles of clothing, and they like their men young and tender.
“Well, Frank has failed that challenge so there will be no hamper for the other contestants with which to make dinner. Instead, Frank will become dinner.”
Saga provide holidays for people over fifty years old. Specifically so they can enjoy peace and quiet away from the local nightlife and younger holidaymakers. Switzerland is home to Dignitas, an organisation devoted to assisted dying. Basically, old people get a one way ticket to killing themselves.
Does the company Tannoy have like a monopoly on loudspeaker announcement systems in the UK? Or is it just like Thermos and Hoover where people don't realize they are company names and not what the product is.
The crumpet are the widows who go to the post office to collect their pensions. His announcement is a subversion of the usual "window number ..." phrase used in post offices. Saga holidays are for people over 50 and Switzerland is well-known for having legalised assisted suicide.
in eMurica it's the rich that shop at WholeFoods the poor shop at WalMart and the Wealthy don't shop, they just show up for meals, restaurants or whatever staff has prepared. Food is Very Class-ist
03:26 - Waitrose is NOT expensive. If it was, nobody would shop there and the company would go bust. As it is, the company's thriving. I don't know why people think that it is expensive.
2 public schools and an expensive private school within walking distance of my town's high street. guess which kids and parents went to waitrose and which ones went to poundland
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But most certainly that one. 🌹😎
Hugh really is the absolute master of delivery
Milton Jones is an absolute legend!
I don't think that could've sounded any chavvier.
Ellie's voice sounds perfect for making announcements!
And the rest of her is perfect as well.
She's got that wicked sense of humor that you just wince at before she's said anything because you know she's going to make someone suffer hard.
On NETWORK SOUTHEAST
Definitely suits more than doing comedy that’s for sure
@Paddy le Blanc Sounds more like she'd be saying "when can I see my family again, Paddy" from where i'm sat 🤣
When Hugh goes for a dad joke he really goes all in!
He really does make a hughge effort
Which is ironically how dads become dads
He went father than I was thinking!
@@emilyb1426 😊 5:13
"Isn't that right, John?" - great joke XD
I Don't Get It…
@@AidanTheSchoolsClass259 The guy went mad and he's addressing himself or another of his personalities.
3:05 hell of a hair transition
The sexist airways joke had me rolling.
You know it’s a repeat when you recognize the clothes they are in.
And they aren't social distancing.
I thought I was gonna recognize it because of Milton, because well he's the most recognizable. But the first shirt was good enough already
Milton is my favourite.
He is brilliant and his stuff can be so random.
Milton is everybody’s favourite, even Hitler likes him.
Me too. He's so clever and his hair deserves its own sitcom.
@pete M3rlin he’s also hilarious.
“The aircraft crashed and now you want us to pair up with the dead?”
“I gave you a knife and asked you to pare off the dead. I’ve started a rudimentary barbecue…”
That last one was sneaky good.
They were all fantastic. xD
What kind of bear, Andy? Lol
One of the funniest ever..........
“Can’t you see, I’m taking a *shit* here?!” 😊
I think we all have haircuts like Milton at the moment
Not if your best friend is a hair dresser!
Styled by Mr Boris of London
Or Andy 😂😅
Hair clippers exist. (i don't say that it looks better than Miltons hair, but i don't care and it sure is more practical to me)
Not me I'm bald, l just wash n go lol. Quick flannel over the bonce and I'm ready..
“If you see an unattended bag, wait a few minutes before you point her out to police. Her husband might return at any moment.”
what was the joke Rob made that had everyone ooooh?
saga is holidays for over 50's and Switzerland is where Dignitas (the clinic for assisted deaths) is lol
@@markwindow4464 thanks for the explanation!
@@markwindow4464
didnt know that. this is a fuckin great joke. i love it. :)
The time in Russia hasn't aged at all...
Aisle number two can have very different interpretations.
This one is one of my favourites.
Check out number 3! 🤣😂
I wonder if they have ever done the category 'Things you wouldn't hear on Mock the Week'
Yeah
Just rattle off some frankie boyle jokes
Surely that would create a paradox.
They did it in their final episode a week and a half ago
It was the last Scenes We’d Like to See topic.
The guy in the jacket and pink shirt 👌🏾
5:48
This aged nicely
Be on the lookout for cougars; they attempt to camouflage themselves with heavy makeup and leopard-print articles of clothing, and they like their men young and tender.
...and that’s why they say men just aren’t funny.
@@Koreviking isn’t it women that people usually say aren’t funny
@@barneymetcalfe8896 What? Never heard such a thing.
@@barneymetcalfe8896 Evidence is in. You are not funny.
Useful is available 😉👍😄
@@distantcoff7391 You’re not making any sense.
All the programs on the BBC are Fighting to Survive 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Urine trouble now!
Hugh, and Milton on the same side is practically cheating.
2:25 - 2:39 Lol sounds like the prequel to Open Season! 😂 Andy never fails to amuse.
For tonight challenge you must survive the Red Wedding
:(
Pov: you're a Stark
2:24 to 2:37
“Well, Frank has failed that challenge so there will be no hamper for the other contestants with which to make dinner. Instead, Frank will become dinner.”
I have the conch! What no one has read Lord of the Flies?
Could someone explain the seatbelt sign and Saga Switzerland jokes?
The seat belt sign joke is the old "women can't drive" joke.
Saga provide holidays for people over fifty years old. Specifically so they can enjoy peace and quiet away from the local nightlife and younger holidaymakers. Switzerland is home to Dignitas, an organisation devoted to assisted dying.
Basically, old people get a one way ticket to killing themselves.
Cheers you two!
I think the Swiss one is a assisted dying joke
I don’t understand miltons joke about working at the post office
Back in the day, pensioners went to the Post Office to collect their pensions; they would queue and be called to a window.
@@petertaylor4980 Okay sure, but what does that have to do with crumpets and widows? Is he saying the widow is going to give him a crumpet?
@@Gwenisfreakinawesome, crumpet is also a slang word for an attractive member of the opposite sex.
@@petertaylor4980 Ooooh okay thanks! I'm not British, I thought he was literally just talking about the food.
It’s a play on the word “window “ replacing it with “ widow “
Ellie Taylor 😛
Very much so
Maisie is my favourite 😋
Does the company Tannoy have like a monopoly on loudspeaker announcement systems in the UK? Or is it just like Thermos and Hoover where people don't realize they are company names and not what the product is.
It's Frisbee ...
2nd one
@@bobsmith12345 Thank you. Are there any other brand names that are now common words in the UK?
3:23 “The train now arriving ON TIME on platform 2 is the southern service to London Victoria”
Would they specify if it’s on time?
@@saint_lewis With Sothern? Absolutely. They're always late - being on time would be a miracle that they'd be talking about for weeks.
Ellie Taylor’s legs....I rest my case 🥰
Ellie Taylors everything
ahhhhhhhhhhh! so, that's why she's on the programme. Should be on the pottiest mouth show.
@@c.t5136 I loves me a woman with potty mouth....proper filth 😆
surely the joke should be the train arriving at platform 1 . Is the 5;20 and is on time.
Dreading dinner 😅
Check out number three!!!!
Things you wouldn’t hear on a survival show:
“What’s up bitches, I know it’s unorthodox for a Ghost to host but...”
They’ve cut my favourite :- “will all virgins please report to the virgin check-in desk. Inevitable I suppose. Shame though!
This episode is older than the queen
For a second I thought the girl was Daisy Ridley...
Oi ! Two of my least favorite comedians; Rob Becket and Ellie Taylor. Ellie is the Dane Cook of British comedy.
Old Age
Pensioners bus pass holders getting bolder!
how about 'things you won't hear on Mock the Week'
Everybody praising Darra O'Brien
I don't get half of these...
i dont get the widow nr 2 and saga Switzerland jokes, can somebody explain?
The crumpet are the widows who go to the post office to collect their pensions. His announcement is a subversion of the usual "window number ..." phrase used in post offices.
Saga holidays are for people over 50 and Switzerland is well-known for having legalised assisted suicide.
Hugh would be roasted by the Twitterati for his Sexist Airwys joke today.
5 star hotel or a won't do it
in eMurica it's the rich that shop at WholeFoods the poor shop at WalMart and the Wealthy don't shop, they just show up for meals, restaurants or whatever staff has prepared. Food is Very Class-ist
Elle needs my lovepump
Hhhhhh
Why dont they do a worst advice to give to someone else, here’s an example
Lack of water, shitting like a Great Dane, eat more curries
03:26 - Waitrose is NOT expensive. If it was, nobody would shop there and the company would go bust. As it is, the company's thriving. I don't know why people think that it is expensive.
wh... what? You think all shops sell things at the same prices!?
2 public schools and an expensive private school within walking distance of my town's high street. guess which kids and parents went to waitrose and which ones went to poundland
its thriving because middle class white people think its posh
Matthew is funny🤦♂️ what a donkey😂
It's definitely expensive
This is a repost. Why bother.
Rip off of whose line...
Not really
Same creator ... Dan patterson. Started it all with whos line here then in states ... mock the week followed
SWLTS against SFAH, nope.
Who is the very unfunny old man in a Hawaiian shirt?
His name is Milton.
Comedy really is dead
Mock the week has been rubbish since they kicked Frankie Boyle off it.
Milton Jones is the least funniest comedian on the show
In your opinion.
He's the only one liner comedian I find funny.
Chris clearly doesn't get wordplay🤷♂️😂
@@lukey1989 Chris's sense of humor needs a booster shot.
See, you're just wrong about that. He's about the only one who can consistently tell jokes that don't rely on genitalia.
Not being British I thought a Tannoy was like an alcoholic drink or something... was a bit confused until i looked it up lol
same here :D
yeah, us muricans call it a PA system. Public Address/Announcement system,
it's a trade name like calling a vacuum cleaner a Hoover, or telling someone to Google something, Tannoy still make speakers
@@andreww2098 Damn right, still using the 607's i bought back in the errr the '80s or 90s maybe. :)
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