It was so funny I had to run down stairs and show the mrs. She did not laugh, not even a smile. Ive already tried a shock collar and now im using up valuable space in my basement. Shall I divorce her, or arrange an accident.
Phil the accident is cheaper. However it happens, she cannot be allowed to stay in your house now you know she doesnt think robobongocuckoocop is funny.
Part man - cop (a policeman) Part machine - robo Part bird - a cuckoo bird Part drum - a bongo drum It creates Robobongocuckoocop. It's a joke on movie titles such as Robocop.
Unlikely chat up lines: James Acaster: “Your father must’ve been a thief, and I’m gunna catch him if its the last thing I do, your fathers going to prison” Genius
“If you have any information about this crime or any other crime, *keep your mouth shut, snitches get stitches BRRRP BRRRP* “ one of the most brilliant things I’ve heard xD
Madness by Design eh, it wouldn't have been as funny. Sometimes you have to throw in a non-sequitur to throw people off. Comedy is like magic, it's about misdirection.
@@AutomaticDuck300 I'm 100% convinced that the plan was to mess it up and there was no planned 3rd line. He just liked God damn I love these peaches too much to let the joke go. (yes I know this was 2 years ago)
Yeah him and if Hugh stays on it but they need to get rid of Milton Jones he's so unfunny like i don't mind one liner comedians but why don't they get Stewart Francis who's actually funny instead of him because some of Miltons jokes are just pure stupidity.
@@samu10k91robo like a robot, bongo like a bongo drum, cuckoo like the bird, and cop like a policeman. It was probably a play on Robocop but James made it even more absurd.
“If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me, while I cry on your shoulder I’m so lonely, god I’m so lonely” Gets me every single time lmaoo
James Acaster has permanently ingrained these MtW lines in my brain. "Two words: Hubba. Hubba." "Robo bongo kookoo cop" "Snitches get stitches! Brrrap brrrap!" "It's time for some ConTiNUiTaaAYYy" "I will Kill Bill, or, depending what he goes by, Killiam William. " "Goddamn I love these peaches" "Hufflepuff? Oh great, I'm getting bullied"
@@BelovedSamsEtc Same. I didn't really understand the 'point' of that one, if you see what I mean. Was the joke just that it was something anachronistic, incongruous, and totally random? In which case, why Dr. Pepper? Is it any kind of play on the fact that people drink communion wine to represent the blood of Christ? Or could he just have said any random thing? (P.S. I'm sure I'm over-analysing this, lol.)
4:09 I think I can see some dramatic acting chops in James' bit here. If he's as dramatic as he is funny,I'd probably have to start stalking him- just kidding, but I'd definitely watch whatever he was in,this guy is a genius!✌😂👍🇬🇧💫💫💫💫💫💫
when i first seen james acaster i didn't like him. i thought he was just weird. but i swear, he's funny as fuck. never has a comedian grown on me more.
ArtisticPixie Funny you should say that; I met James Acaster last year and asked him what it would be and he said the tire option was 'I love smoking cigars'. He also posted it on Twitter.
I like Sara Pascoe but she has this really nervous delivery whenever she’s referencing someone in the room. Just needs some more confidence make her jokes stronger
Dara and Ed totally losing their shit at the "Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop" joke is hands down one of the best moments in the show's history.
It was so funny I had to run down stairs and show the mrs. She did not laugh, not even a smile. Ive already tried a shock collar and now im using up valuable space in my basement.
Shall I divorce her, or arrange an accident.
Phil the accident is cheaper.
However it happens, she cannot be allowed to stay in your house now you know she doesnt think robobongocuckoocop is funny.
My all time favourite joke.
@Arty Bookworm watch the whole joke one more time. Carefully.
Part man - cop (a policeman)
Part machine - robo
Part bird - a cuckoo bird
Part drum - a bongo drum
It creates Robobongocuckoocop.
It's a joke on movie titles such as Robocop.
Unlikely chat up lines:
James Acaster:
“Your father must’ve been a thief, and I’m gunna catch him if its the last thing I do, your fathers going to prison”
Genius
markdelej love is blind and so am I so let me feel your face so I know you’re not a munter
i dont understand this one and it stresses me!! Can you please explain??
It's just dumb, random and unexpected. The epitome of James
Lost Olympus Studios what does he mean by munter?
@@lukebox2241 Facial deformity maybe?
“If you have any information about this crime or any other crime, *keep your mouth shut, snitches get stitches BRRRP BRRRP* “
one of the most brilliant things I’ve heard xD
Everyone turns into James as they approach the mic
Sir Real that comment is fuck’n amazing
Most underrated comment I've seen
"Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cup"
"goddamn I love these peaches"
"Dr. Jesus Pepper"
he absolutely rips this round up, I swear
Cop*
And don't forget my favourite: Tickety Ted the Time-Telling Bitch!
Made so much better by how funny Dara found it!
You know you've said a "funny" when you manage to floor a few of the others. It still makes me laugh every single time. :D
robo bongo cuckoo cop will never not be funny
"Goddam I love these peaches" kills me every time. I want to meet him, just so I can finally find out what the punchline was going to be...
Madness by Design according to James on his Twitter at the time, the third answer was going to be "I love smoking cigars".
Really? Not what I was expecting at all. I thought it might have a Star Bellied Sneeches reference or something similar...
Madness by Design eh, it wouldn't have been as funny. Sometimes you have to throw in a non-sequitur to throw people off. Comedy is like magic, it's about misdirection.
Fair enough. :)
@@AutomaticDuck300 I'm 100% convinced that the plan was to mess it up and there was no planned 3rd line. He just liked God damn I love these peaches too much to let the joke go. (yes I know this was 2 years ago)
Which of the following is a quote by James Acaster?
A: We will fight them on the beaches.
C: (laughter)
Goddamn I love Goddamn I love these peaches
God damn I love these peaches.
I'd love to know what his third line was.
James Acaster on Twitter: "C) man, I love smoking cigars!"
but that doesn't rhyme...
Does it have to? It wasn't a rule of three thing, was it?
Jokes that were never told are always the funniest.
james acaster may single-handedly save this show
no its in safe hand but he is good
Nothing to save
not even your spelling
i mean franky leaving didnt need it to be saved but it was definitely a sizable hit
Yeah him and if Hugh stays on it but they need to get rid of Milton Jones he's so unfunny like i don't mind one liner comedians but why don't they get Stewart Francis who's actually funny instead of him because some of Miltons jokes are just pure stupidity.
i love how his mind works
James Bond: "Wo wo wo I have a girlfriend" haha classic 😂
‘Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop’ just floors me, every time. How in the hell does he not fluff that delivery? Amazing. Am in awe.
what does it mean? I need to know
@@samu10k91 it doesn't mean anything, it's just funny sounding words.
@@samu10k91robo like a robot, bongo like a bongo drum, cuckoo like the bird, and cop like a policeman. It was probably a play on Robocop but James made it even more absurd.
Yep, I tried it a couple of times and the last word that came out wasn't "cop"
The Kill Bill joke is the worst one I've ever heard and I love it.
*W I L L I A M I N T E N S I F I E S*
Even better because I’m called William😂
“If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me, while I cry on your shoulder I’m so lonely, god I’m so lonely”
Gets me every single time lmaoo
Can you time stamp it please
james acaster deserves more recognition tbh
His stand up is slow though. Great on the panel shows, like Ed Byrne.
Cary O Phil Len u clearly haven’t watched him
@@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev If you do not like it fair enough, but I don't think I'd describe his stand up as slow, it's pretty fast-paced imo.
@@MisterAppleEsq Depends on what you like really. I think his stand up is slow.
@@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev Fair enough.
I've watched ALL the James Acaster content that is available on the internet. I still watch every James acaster video I see.
“Phone home” “Phoning Joan” Makes me laugh every time
Jack Burns I don’t get it!!
@@wow3529 It's a reference to phones with voice command which can't understand what people say.
I keep coming back, just to see Dara's reaction to Part man, Part machine, Part bird, Part drum. 😂
“Goddamn I love these peaches” is the only time I’ve ever seen James Acaster break character
God damn I love these peaches gets me everytime
I wonder what answers (3) and (4) were supposed to be.
David Rutten number 3 was going to be "Man, I love smoking cigars".
The ET phone home one cracked me up :)
James Acaster has permanently ingrained these MtW lines in my brain.
"Two words: Hubba. Hubba."
"Robo bongo kookoo cop"
"Snitches get stitches! Brrrap brrrap!"
"It's time for some ConTiNUiTaaAYYy"
"I will Kill Bill, or, depending what he goes by, Killiam William. "
"Goddamn I love these peaches"
"Hufflepuff? Oh great, I'm getting bullied"
I love when he laughs because he’s always so serious and it’s just amazing
Sometimes it’s not about the material itself, it’s about the delivery and this guy gets it very well.
Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop gets me every time.
Such an underrated comedian!!
Hell yeah brother
He's very popular/successful, what are you hoping for? Beyond being reasonably successful is a matter of chance, largely.
@@ninagray4441 I posted that comment 3 years ago hahaha
‘PHOOOOONE HOOOOOME’
‘Phoning Joan’
😂😂 class
Hang on, isn't that Pat Springleaf?
Michael Law shh, he's undercover
We are just lucky his captain keeps booking him in for these shows.
SW6!!
Genius!
no that's ron weasley
The line about The Borrowers is pure gold.
When you can make other comedians crease up with laughter, you know you’ve arrived. James is in a league of his own.
the xylophone men don't take shit from nobody
I have too much love for him wtf
Cede. ua-cam.com/video/vjisFG8X5w8/v-deo.html
Cede me too
His delivery on the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe at 11:32 made me genuinely laugh out loud
This man is single handedly saving mock the week
🌹🇬🇧🌹 My absolute favourite stand up comedian,
I love love James Acaster
Man I’d love to live with James. He seems like a quiet riot 😂😂😂❤️
He is so damn clever and funny!! And ended up laughing adorably on his own joke, two words, HUBBA HUBBA. 😍🤣
tunnel one gets me every time
Robo bongo cuckoo clock is one of the funniest MTW answers for me
nugal cop
I dont get it please help me
whitestripe100 there's nothing to get tbf just funny words
I think that's the longest sustained laugh by Dara I've heard on MTW
3:26 enjoy
There needs to be more James Acaster content in the world.
My favorite is when he goes , snitches get stiches bah bah bah... I was rolling!!!
Goddamit i love James Acaster
Love, LOVE James Acaster. ...from Athens, AL
Still funny after watching a zillion times.... thank you for uploading
That robo-bongo-cucu-cop joke is hilarious.
What does it mean?
I dont get it
Robo: machine
Bongo: drum
Cuckoo: bird
Cop: person
So a character who is part man, part machine, part bird, and part drum.
"For, 'twas Orange Wednesday..."
TPRM1 I don't understand this joke
JER08 Orange Wednesday was a promotion where you got 2 for 1 cinema tickets with Orange (old mobile phone network)
TPRM1 Oh thanks heaps
TPRM1 thanks
That Dr. Jesus Pepper joke might be my favourite ever joke and I don’t even know why
I don’t get it
@@BelovedSamsEtc Same. I didn't really understand the 'point' of that one, if you see what I mean. Was the joke just that it was something anachronistic, incongruous, and totally random? In which case, why Dr. Pepper? Is it any kind of play on the fact that people drink communion wine to represent the blood of Christ? Or could he just have said any random thing? (P.S. I'm sure I'm over-analysing this, lol.)
Queenie Green just a bit random mate its not that deep
Robo-Bongo-Cuckoo-Cop is good, but Doctor Jesus Pepper is better.
One of my favourite comedians makes me cry laugh 😂
" Robo-Bongo-Cuckoo-Cop " it's actually quite catchy
The Hufflepuff one gets me every time
4:41 stuff of nightmares
The Ron Weasley bit killed me.
Acaster is a comedy genius!!
Killiam William 😂
4:09 I think I can see some dramatic acting chops in James' bit here.
If he's as dramatic as he is funny,I'd probably have to start stalking him-
just kidding, but I'd definitely watch whatever he was in,this guy is a genius!✌😂👍🇬🇧💫💫💫💫💫💫
dr. jesus pepper is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
James Acaster made jokes that made all the comedians laugh the most. And he's gone, why is he gone?
He’s moved on to bigger things and his own shows.
when i first seen james acaster i didn't like him. i thought he was just weird. but i swear, he's funny as fuck. never has a comedian grown on me more.
Same
Agreed
Snitches get stitches craps me up everytime...
I really want to know the last variant of ‘we will fight them on the beaches’ 😂
ArtisticPixie Funny you should say that; I met James Acaster last year and asked him what it would be and he said the tire option was 'I love smoking cigars'. He also posted it on Twitter.
Dr. Jesus Pepper joke was amazing
4:00 is my favourite haha
2:30 I don't get how that one isn't hilarious to me, _until_ he says that second hubba
Twice as funny when Dara laughs.
And Hugh......never saw him laugh so much.
great compilation loved it!
10:15 Love this one. I mean, I love all of em, but this one gets quoted a lot
About time they got a Comedian in mock the week.
This man is crazy genius and hilarious
i am in love
fucking love of my life honestly
awkwardlykerrie tbh this made me laugh just as much as the video
Thank you for this! The Dr Pepper one was when I first discovered James properly. :-)
Holy fuck. The robo bongo cuckoo cop one gets me every time.
Dr. Jesus Pepper
That Badminton joke tho 😂😂
I love Ed so much, James is f*ing hilarious tho
I like Sara Pascoe but she has this really nervous delivery whenever she’s referencing someone in the room. Just needs some more confidence make her jokes stronger
idk i think it she leans into the awkwardness to make it funnier. although i do think she was a bit off in that episode bc of her boyfriend
The egghead one is so funny
“Belly flop boy” 👌🏽😂❤️
Whoa whoa whoa, I have got a girlfriend, no thank you....
He never appeared at all on the last series, here’s hoping in the future he’ll return
On these compilation episodes you can really see how they all get given the same seat/position every time.
8:41 "You're weird" followed by screaming
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I love this guy.
I would pay good money to watch "Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop"
robo bongo cuckoo cop. fucking hell im in tears 😂
how to save money on biscuits is just golden
Good to see they're getting some proper comedians on there.
Legend 🏆🏆
Great job.
James Acaster : Killing it since ....I dont care when
(3rd time) "Which of the following is a famous --- fuck it!"
He is brilliant
James and Milton should team up. It would be the best, weirdest, show, ever.
James was Milton's tour support in 2012, I think.
what an absolute legend. superstar.
Coming here in 2020 to hear James Acaster joke about filming a movie over Skype is...surreal.
James Acaster could pull off James Bond, definitely...
Aww skipped my favorite continuity announcer bit. "Its time for some continuity!"
Commercials that never made it to air 0:57
Why does he have an obsession with the Borrowers lol
Because they stole from him when he was younger.