Mock the Week: James Acaster Scenes We'd Like To See

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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
  • A compilation of every James Acaster moment in Mock the Week's Scenes We'd Like To See

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  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 6 років тому +1381

    Dara and Ed totally losing their shit at the "Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop" joke is hands down one of the best moments in the show's history.

    • @phil3038
      @phil3038 4 роки тому +35

      It was so funny I had to run down stairs and show the mrs. She did not laugh, not even a smile. Ive already tried a shock collar and now im using up valuable space in my basement.
      Shall I divorce her, or arrange an accident.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому +1

      Phil the accident is cheaper.
      However it happens, she cannot be allowed to stay in your house now you know she doesnt think robobongocuckoocop is funny.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому +3

      My all time favourite joke.

    • @Tyler_Pifer92
      @Tyler_Pifer92 4 роки тому +2

      @Arty Bookworm watch the whole joke one more time. Carefully.

    • @Mizmaaa
      @Mizmaaa 4 роки тому +12

      Part man - cop (a policeman)
      Part machine - robo
      Part bird - a cuckoo bird
      Part drum - a bongo drum
      It creates Robobongocuckoocop.
      It's a joke on movie titles such as Robocop.

  • @markdelej
    @markdelej 7 років тому +1585

    Unlikely chat up lines:
    James Acaster:
    “Your father must’ve been a thief, and I’m gunna catch him if its the last thing I do, your fathers going to prison”
    Genius

    • @LostOlympusStudios
      @LostOlympusStudios 6 років тому +56

      markdelej love is blind and so am I so let me feel your face so I know you’re not a munter

    • @K1974-s1q
      @K1974-s1q 5 років тому +4

      i dont understand this one and it stresses me!! Can you please explain??

    • @joewax7982
      @joewax7982 5 років тому +10

      It's just dumb, random and unexpected. The epitome of James

    • @lukebox2241
      @lukebox2241 5 років тому

      Lost Olympus Studios what does he mean by munter?

    • @ZoeThomson00
      @ZoeThomson00 5 років тому

      @@lukebox2241 Facial deformity maybe?

  • @murrykong7545
    @murrykong7545 6 років тому +472

    “If you have any information about this crime or any other crime, *keep your mouth shut, snitches get stitches BRRRP BRRRP* “
    one of the most brilliant things I’ve heard xD

  • @imchayanger9526
    @imchayanger9526 6 років тому +574

    Everyone turns into James as they approach the mic

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 6 років тому +8

      Sir Real that comment is fuck’n amazing

    • @miyutakahada5691
      @miyutakahada5691 6 років тому +11

      Most underrated comment I've seen

  • @MasterJakeStudios
    @MasterJakeStudios 7 років тому +1490

    "Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cup"
    "goddamn I love these peaches"
    "Dr. Jesus Pepper"
    he absolutely rips this round up, I swear

    • @Yeeguss
      @Yeeguss 7 років тому +37

      Cop*

    • @abigaile1723
      @abigaile1723 7 років тому +62

      And don't forget my favourite: Tickety Ted the Time-Telling Bitch!

    • @joemurray2523
      @joemurray2523 6 років тому +22

      Made so much better by how funny Dara found it!

    • @BigWelshMike
      @BigWelshMike 6 років тому +15

      You know you've said a "funny" when you manage to floor a few of the others. It still makes me laugh every single time. :D

    • @katiewilding9980
      @katiewilding9980 6 років тому +11

      robo bongo cuckoo cop will never not be funny

  • @madnessbydesignVria
    @madnessbydesignVria 6 років тому +312

    "Goddam I love these peaches" kills me every time. I want to meet him, just so I can finally find out what the punchline was going to be...

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 6 років тому +42

      Madness by Design according to James on his Twitter at the time, the third answer was going to be "I love smoking cigars".

    • @madnessbydesignVria
      @madnessbydesignVria 6 років тому +5

      Really? Not what I was expecting at all. I thought it might have a Star Bellied Sneeches reference or something similar...

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 6 років тому +30

      Madness by Design eh, it wouldn't have been as funny. Sometimes you have to throw in a non-sequitur to throw people off. Comedy is like magic, it's about misdirection.

    • @madnessbydesignVria
      @madnessbydesignVria 6 років тому +3

      Fair enough. :)

    • @robertsagest9552
      @robertsagest9552 3 роки тому +10

      @@AutomaticDuck300 I'm 100% convinced that the plan was to mess it up and there was no planned 3rd line. He just liked God damn I love these peaches too much to let the joke go. (yes I know this was 2 years ago)

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter 6 років тому +481

    Which of the following is a quote by James Acaster?
    A: We will fight them on the beaches.

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 5 років тому +57

      C: (laughter)

    • @s.e.b9341
      @s.e.b9341 5 років тому +18

      Goddamn I love Goddamn I love these peaches

  • @Noodels1992
    @Noodels1992 7 років тому +1006

    God damn I love these peaches.

    • @ucalegon
      @ucalegon 7 років тому +21

      I'd love to know what his third line was.

    • @RLaf328
      @RLaf328 7 років тому +43

      James Acaster on Twitter: "C) man, I love smoking cigars!"

    • @JoshSp1osh
      @JoshSp1osh  7 років тому +26

      but that doesn't rhyme...

    • @NormanJR18
      @NormanJR18 7 років тому +2

      Does it have to? It wasn't a rule of three thing, was it?

    • @Nebuloid1
      @Nebuloid1 7 років тому +3

      Jokes that were never told are always the funniest.

  • @adaml5796
    @adaml5796 7 років тому +2585

    james acaster may single-handedly save this show

    • @i4qall
      @i4qall 7 років тому +86

      no its in safe hand but he is good

    • @Mattmo675
      @Mattmo675 7 років тому +39

      Nothing to save

    • @Gal2100
      @Gal2100 7 років тому +2

      not even your spelling

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 7 років тому +14

      i mean franky leaving didnt need it to be saved but it was definitely a sizable hit

    • @undisclosedbeats2685
      @undisclosedbeats2685 7 років тому +20

      Yeah him and if Hugh stays on it but they need to get rid of Milton Jones he's so unfunny like i don't mind one liner comedians but why don't they get Stewart Francis who's actually funny instead of him because some of Miltons jokes are just pure stupidity.

  • @HurrayTsk
    @HurrayTsk 7 років тому +467

    i love how his mind works

  • @kingdomofskeough6880
    @kingdomofskeough6880 7 років тому +185

    James Bond: "Wo wo wo I have a girlfriend" haha classic 😂

  • @Kbbrianne
    @Kbbrianne 5 років тому +44

    ‘Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop’ just floors me, every time. How in the hell does he not fluff that delivery? Amazing. Am in awe.

    • @samu10k91
      @samu10k91 4 роки тому

      what does it mean? I need to know

    • @anemone3694
      @anemone3694 4 роки тому +2

      @@samu10k91 it doesn't mean anything, it's just funny sounding words.

    • @roseability86
      @roseability86 Рік тому

      ​@@samu10k91robo like a robot, bongo like a bongo drum, cuckoo like the bird, and cop like a policeman. It was probably a play on Robocop but James made it even more absurd.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 16 днів тому

      Yep, I tried it a couple of times and the last word that came out wasn't "cop"

  • @johnhammer6008
    @johnhammer6008 7 років тому +886

    The Kill Bill joke is the worst one I've ever heard and I love it.

    • @maddie_1122
      @maddie_1122 6 років тому +25

      *W I L L I A M I N T E N S I F I E S*

    • @AkAsCoTTii3
      @AkAsCoTTii3 6 років тому +5

      Even better because I’m called William😂

  • @evieee231
    @evieee231 3 роки тому +48

    “If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me, while I cry on your shoulder I’m so lonely, god I’m so lonely”
    Gets me every single time lmaoo

    • @Sherrrr672
      @Sherrrr672 Рік тому

      Can you time stamp it please

  • @glitterypanini2989
    @glitterypanini2989 7 років тому +210

    james acaster deserves more recognition tbh

    • @kevfromnorwichUKGGKev
      @kevfromnorwichUKGGKev 5 років тому +1

      His stand up is slow though. Great on the panel shows, like Ed Byrne.

    • @libertieshd7863
      @libertieshd7863 5 років тому +5

      Cary O Phil Len u clearly haven’t watched him

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 4 роки тому +4

      @@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev If you do not like it fair enough, but I don't think I'd describe his stand up as slow, it's pretty fast-paced imo.

    • @kevfromnorwichUKGGKev
      @kevfromnorwichUKGGKev 4 роки тому

      @@MisterAppleEsq Depends on what you like really. I think his stand up is slow.

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 4 роки тому

      @@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev Fair enough.

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 4 роки тому +40

    I've watched ALL the James Acaster content that is available on the internet. I still watch every James acaster video I see.

  • @jackburns9979
    @jackburns9979 5 років тому +72

    “Phone home” “Phoning Joan” Makes me laugh every time

    • @wow3529
      @wow3529 5 років тому

      Jack Burns I don’t get it!!

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 4 роки тому +1

      @@wow3529 It's a reference to phones with voice command which can't understand what people say.

  • @MiniTrainLoco
    @MiniTrainLoco Рік тому +6

    I keep coming back, just to see Dara's reaction to Part man, Part machine, Part bird, Part drum. 😂

  • @SidneyJupiter
    @SidneyJupiter 4 роки тому +110

    “Goddamn I love these peaches” is the only time I’ve ever seen James Acaster break character

  • @declancarr6789
    @declancarr6789 7 років тому +406

    God damn I love these peaches gets me everytime

    • @DavidRutten
      @DavidRutten 7 років тому +3

      I wonder what answers (3) and (4) were supposed to be.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 6 років тому +3

      David Rutten number 3 was going to be "Man, I love smoking cigars".

  • @stevedevonport3060
    @stevedevonport3060 7 років тому +329

    The ET phone home one cracked me up :)

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 4 роки тому +24

    James Acaster has permanently ingrained these MtW lines in my brain.
    "Two words: Hubba. Hubba."
    "Robo bongo kookoo cop"
    "Snitches get stitches! Brrrap brrrap!"
    "It's time for some ConTiNUiTaaAYYy"
    "I will Kill Bill, or, depending what he goes by, Killiam William. "
    "Goddamn I love these peaches"
    "Hufflepuff? Oh great, I'm getting bullied"

  • @MiaValla
    @MiaValla 4 роки тому +18

    I love when he laughs because he’s always so serious and it’s just amazing

  • @lt.branwulfram4794
    @lt.branwulfram4794 5 років тому +29

    Sometimes it’s not about the material itself, it’s about the delivery and this guy gets it very well.

  • @jamierobertson9832
    @jamierobertson9832 5 місяців тому +3

    Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop gets me every time.

  • @Tully97
    @Tully97 7 років тому +260

    Such an underrated comedian!!

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому +1

      Hell yeah brother

    • @ninagray4441
      @ninagray4441 3 роки тому +1

      He's very popular/successful, what are you hoping for? Beyond being reasonably successful is a matter of chance, largely.

    • @Tully97
      @Tully97 3 роки тому +4

      @@ninagray4441 I posted that comment 3 years ago hahaha

  • @grayballs5486
    @grayballs5486 6 років тому +45

    ‘PHOOOOONE HOOOOOME’
    ‘Phoning Joan’
    😂😂 class

  • @mikeynma
    @mikeynma 6 років тому +356

    Hang on, isn't that Pat Springleaf?

  • @i.guess.this.is.my.username
    @i.guess.this.is.my.username 4 роки тому +7

    The line about The Borrowers is pure gold.

  • @RichardSheridan-b5l
    @RichardSheridan-b5l 10 місяців тому +1

    When you can make other comedians crease up with laughter, you know you’ve arrived. James is in a league of his own.

  • @peachskull
    @peachskull 7 років тому +211

    the xylophone men don't take shit from nobody

  • @cede5898
    @cede5898 7 років тому +238

    I have too much love for him wtf

  • @ModernBabylon
    @ModernBabylon 4 роки тому +11

    His delivery on the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe at 11:32 made me genuinely laugh out loud

  • @bigfatjoey1599
    @bigfatjoey1599 7 років тому +31

    This man is single handedly saving mock the week

  • @Janeswhitfield
    @Janeswhitfield 5 місяців тому +1

    🌹🇬🇧🌹 My absolute favourite stand up comedian,
    I love love James Acaster

  • @peaches5540
    @peaches5540 4 роки тому +6

    Man I’d love to live with James. He seems like a quiet riot 😂😂😂❤️

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 6 років тому +46

    He is so damn clever and funny!! And ended up laughing adorably on his own joke, two words, HUBBA HUBBA. 😍🤣

  • @curiousgangsta
    @curiousgangsta 7 років тому +105

    tunnel one gets me every time

  • @nugal9320
    @nugal9320 7 років тому +728

    Robo bongo cuckoo clock is one of the funniest MTW answers for me

    • @EmperorMonkey35
      @EmperorMonkey35 7 років тому +35

      nugal cop

    • @whitestripe100
      @whitestripe100 7 років тому +5

      I dont get it please help me

    • @EmperorMonkey35
      @EmperorMonkey35 7 років тому +39

      whitestripe100 there's nothing to get tbf just funny words

    • @CarlosAntonioBrown
      @CarlosAntonioBrown 7 років тому +75

      I think that's the longest sustained laugh by Dara I've heard on MTW

    • @ssxjake
      @ssxjake 7 років тому +6

      3:26 enjoy

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 5 років тому +4

    There needs to be more James Acaster content in the world.

  • @danae-winters
    @danae-winters 6 років тому +16

    My favorite is when he goes , snitches get stiches bah bah bah... I was rolling!!!

  • @SkysurferJr
    @SkysurferJr 7 років тому +38

    Goddamit i love James Acaster

  • @lukemcguire6363
    @lukemcguire6363 4 роки тому

    Love, LOVE James Acaster. ...from Athens, AL

  • @bmh770
    @bmh770 9 місяців тому

    Still funny after watching a zillion times.... thank you for uploading

  • @ricardoalmeida1951
    @ricardoalmeida1951 6 років тому +55

    That robo-bongo-cucu-cop joke is hilarious.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому

      What does it mean?

    • @samu10k91
      @samu10k91 4 роки тому +2

      I dont get it

    • @Symphing12
      @Symphing12 4 роки тому +2

      Robo: machine
      Bongo: drum
      Cuckoo: bird
      Cop: person
      So a character who is part man, part machine, part bird, and part drum.

  • @TPRM1
    @TPRM1 7 років тому +92

    "For, 'twas Orange Wednesday..."

    • @Rambutan.
      @Rambutan. 7 років тому +1

      TPRM1 I don't understand this joke

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 7 років тому +27

      JER08 Orange Wednesday was a promotion where you got 2 for 1 cinema tickets with Orange (old mobile phone network)

    • @Rambutan.
      @Rambutan. 7 років тому +2

      TPRM1 Oh thanks heaps

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 років тому

      TPRM1 thanks

  • @TW-96
    @TW-96 7 років тому +31

    That Dr. Jesus Pepper joke might be my favourite ever joke and I don’t even know why

    • @BelovedSamsEtc
      @BelovedSamsEtc 6 років тому

      I don’t get it

    • @countessalucard3500
      @countessalucard3500 4 роки тому

      @@BelovedSamsEtc Same. I didn't really understand the 'point' of that one, if you see what I mean. Was the joke just that it was something anachronistic, incongruous, and totally random? In which case, why Dr. Pepper? Is it any kind of play on the fact that people drink communion wine to represent the blood of Christ? Or could he just have said any random thing? (P.S. I'm sure I'm over-analysing this, lol.)

    • @jamessimonson9905
      @jamessimonson9905 4 роки тому +4

      Queenie Green just a bit random mate its not that deep

  • @jamesstewart7095
    @jamesstewart7095 7 років тому +205

    Robo-Bongo-Cuckoo-Cop is good, but Doctor Jesus Pepper is better.

  • @sarahvernon7516
    @sarahvernon7516 6 років тому +4

    One of my favourite comedians makes me cry laugh 😂

  • @TheHollaata
    @TheHollaata 6 років тому +22

    " Robo-Bongo-Cuckoo-Cop " it's actually quite catchy

  • @jakejones2992
    @jakejones2992 6 років тому +20

    The Hufflepuff one gets me every time

  • @dylanmurphy2973
    @dylanmurphy2973 7 років тому +42

    4:41 stuff of nightmares

  • @txbill2512
    @txbill2512 8 місяців тому +1

    The Ron Weasley bit killed me.

  • @phil-anthrophist3960
    @phil-anthrophist3960 2 роки тому +2

    Acaster is a comedy genius!!

  • @joshuahodgson6420
    @joshuahodgson6420 7 років тому +41

    Killiam William 😂

  • @timdavis9566
    @timdavis9566 6 років тому +25

    4:09 I think I can see some dramatic acting chops in James' bit here.
    If he's as dramatic as he is funny,I'd probably have to start stalking him-
    just kidding, but I'd definitely watch whatever he was in,this guy is a genius!✌😂👍🇬🇧💫💫💫💫💫💫

  • @travisroyrogers9083
    @travisroyrogers9083 5 років тому +19

    dr. jesus pepper is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

  • @shaunhumphreys6714
    @shaunhumphreys6714 6 років тому +17

    James Acaster made jokes that made all the comedians laugh the most. And he's gone, why is he gone?

    • @WSK207
      @WSK207 4 роки тому +2

      He’s moved on to bigger things and his own shows.

  • @markusaurelious1150
    @markusaurelious1150 7 років тому +81

    when i first seen james acaster i didn't like him. i thought he was just weird. but i swear, he's funny as fuck. never has a comedian grown on me more.

  • @samrobinson1981
    @samrobinson1981 7 років тому +161

    Snitches get stitches craps me up everytime...

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 6 років тому +12

    I really want to know the last variant of ‘we will fight them on the beaches’ 😂

    • @JoshSp1osh
      @JoshSp1osh  6 років тому +11

      ArtisticPixie Funny you should say that; I met James Acaster last year and asked him what it would be and he said the tire option was 'I love smoking cigars'. He also posted it on Twitter.

  • @harryrooney9424
    @harryrooney9424 6 років тому +13

    Dr. Jesus Pepper joke was amazing

  • @sjguy3971
    @sjguy3971 5 років тому +7

    4:00 is my favourite haha

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 5 років тому +6

    2:30 I don't get how that one isn't hilarious to me, _until_ he says that second hubba

  • @CCC_4448
    @CCC_4448 7 років тому +122

    Twice as funny when Dara laughs.

  • @georgetaylor100
    @georgetaylor100 7 років тому +1

    great compilation loved it!

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 2 роки тому

    10:15 Love this one. I mean, I love all of em, but this one gets quoted a lot

  • @Slaxxis02
    @Slaxxis02 7 років тому +11

    About time they got a Comedian in mock the week.

  • @thomp33
    @thomp33 4 роки тому +2

    This man is crazy genius and hilarious

  • @eleonora6743
    @eleonora6743 7 років тому +5

    i am in love

  • @AwkwardlyKerrie
    @AwkwardlyKerrie 7 років тому +12

    fucking love of my life honestly

    • @megancracknell7548
      @megancracknell7548 7 років тому

      awkwardlykerrie tbh this made me laugh just as much as the video

  • @VampireLily616
    @VampireLily616 7 років тому +3

    Thank you for this! The Dr Pepper one was when I first discovered James properly. :-)

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 5 років тому +1

    Holy fuck. The robo bongo cuckoo cop one gets me every time.

  • @PlumChally70
    @PlumChally70 7 років тому +72

    Dr. Jesus Pepper

  • @kingdomofskeough6880
    @kingdomofskeough6880 7 років тому +6

    That Badminton joke tho 😂😂

  • @thesnailtale8490
    @thesnailtale8490 3 роки тому +1

    I love Ed so much, James is f*ing hilarious tho

  • @thenerdviewreview8431
    @thenerdviewreview8431 6 років тому +45

    I like Sara Pascoe but she has this really nervous delivery whenever she’s referencing someone in the room. Just needs some more confidence make her jokes stronger

    • @rubberduckyofsteel
      @rubberduckyofsteel 4 роки тому +1

      idk i think it she leans into the awkwardness to make it funnier. although i do think she was a bit off in that episode bc of her boyfriend

  • @pickapon7470
    @pickapon7470 7 років тому +25

    The egghead one is so funny

  • @Sab.86
    @Sab.86 7 років тому +7

    “Belly flop boy” 👌🏽😂❤️

  • @ryanwellens
    @ryanwellens 7 років тому +41

    Whoa whoa whoa, I have got a girlfriend, no thank you....

  • @MisatoKatsuragiHD
    @MisatoKatsuragiHD 4 роки тому +4

    He never appeared at all on the last series, here’s hoping in the future he’ll return

  • @pineapplesandjellies
    @pineapplesandjellies 4 роки тому +2

    On these compilation episodes you can really see how they all get given the same seat/position every time.

  • @osc8910
    @osc8910 6 років тому +17

    8:41 "You're weird" followed by screaming

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 4 роки тому +1

      [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅$̲̅]

  • @carrotman329
    @carrotman329 6 років тому

    I love this guy.

  • @Yoctopory
    @Yoctopory 4 роки тому +4

    I would pay good money to watch "Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop"

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 7 років тому

    robo bongo cuckoo cop. fucking hell im in tears 😂

  • @sanchez21071994
    @sanchez21071994 7 років тому +17

    how to save money on biscuits is just golden

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 3 роки тому

    Good to see they're getting some proper comedians on there.

  • @saltypupanglesey
    @saltypupanglesey 4 роки тому

    Legend 🏆🏆

  • @drink8ace
    @drink8ace 7 років тому +1

    Great job.

  • @sunnydas8802
    @sunnydas8802 6 років тому +4

    James Acaster : Killing it since ....I dont care when

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 7 років тому +4

    (3rd time) "Which of the following is a famous --- fuck it!"

  • @alanahsiu2748
    @alanahsiu2748 7 років тому

    He is brilliant

  • @spencerraney4979
    @spencerraney4979 4 роки тому +1

    James and Milton should team up. It would be the best, weirdest, show, ever.

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 7 років тому +3

    what an absolute legend. superstar.

  • @addiecurley7535
    @addiecurley7535 4 роки тому

    Coming here in 2020 to hear James Acaster joke about filming a movie over Skype is...surreal.

  • @RickyPro888
    @RickyPro888 5 років тому +3

    James Acaster could pull off James Bond, definitely...

  • @jamesvaldez5071
    @jamesvaldez5071 8 місяців тому +1

    Aww skipped my favorite continuity announcer bit. "Its time for some continuity!"

  • @lancia8751
    @lancia8751 Рік тому +1

    Commercials that never made it to air 0:57

  • @senrensor4182
    @senrensor4182 5 років тому +2

    Why does he have an obsession with the Borrowers lol