Unlikely & Strange Exam Questions Compilation | Mock The Week
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Revise all you wan't because you certainly won’t run into any of these questions on your exams ( if you have any ). A Compilation of all schooling exam related things we'd like to see round! Featuring appearances from Micky Flanagan, Russell Howard, Frankie Boyle and more! #mocktheweek #frankieboyle #daraobriain
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Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.
What is amnesia?
Is it a, memory loss,
b, memory loss,
c, memory loss,
or d, the battle of Hastings
Yes you're able to repeat what people say
@@malcwhiteYes you're able to repeat what people say
If a comedy panel show pokes fun at politics after how many years of conservative government does it get cancelled?
The night of the stupid knives
In the UK or America?
Unfortunately the crepe paper thin skin conservatives cant be man enough to take a joke instead of just being the joke
@@thisravenhasflown010 uk
They should have definitely asked this :)
“How’s yer lucky pencil case now?” will always be a classic 😂😂😂
Probably the best joke ever in this category.
My first test in freshman calculus had this question (33% of my grade). "Prove that the volume of a parallelepiped can calculated from the complex cross product of the defining vectors". The only word I understood was "volume".
Well it comes for free doesn't it?
The vectors a, b and c define three of the sides (as long as they're not coplanar... safest bet is to use the three sides emanating from a single corner), then the volume is (a × b)·c. Proving it comes from one of the cross product's equalities, namely p × q = |p||q| sin θ ◌̂r (where θ is the angle between p and q, and ◌̂r is a unit vector perpendicular to both p and q) and equating that first to the area of a parallelogram when given a slant height rather than a perpendicular height. To extend to a parallelepiped, you observe that (a × b)·c = |a||b| sin θ |c| cos φ, where φ is the angle between ◌̂r and c. So in full, the area is |a||b||c| sin θ cos φ. All you have to do then is derive the same equation through regular geometry.
Bril! Nuff said!. 🤣
Any chance of an XMas special? TV or Tube-cast, I'd pay for a zoom ticket!!
The show was cancelled.
@@vincemendez9573 Oh I know only too well!! I did a lockdown zoom with them, would have been on the show if Dara knew the difference between a little guitar and a ukulele!!
But yeah zoom is a magical tool!! 🙂
@@vincemendez9573 since when?
Bring it back !
🎵 Sing it back! Bring it back! Sing it back to mee! 🎵
1:09 Frankie dunking on The Hamster real good! 😅
RIP MTW :(
1:07
3:21
If the answer is 42 . . . ?
Ah back when Frankie Boyle was still funny.
He still is.
@@darrengriffin8609 if you say so.
*allowed to be funny
@@squidwardshouse5431 same difference. He chose to bend the knee.
Without rapping or singing, write a short essay about Alexander Hamilton.
Love watching these videos because they make me feel better when I’m feeling low or anxious!!
Why are we shouting?!
Get a job u wont have time to be anxious or watch any videos
@@wayne20uk Ah yes because no-one who has a job is ever anxious.
@@ginge641 but u will be anxious about ur job, not life, win win
8:40 Ed delivered that really smooth
These ones are always the best because they can be so random
Wasn't there a question on amnesia? I can't remember.
The human population of earth in billions was 6.97 in 2010, 7.41 in 2015, and 7.82 in 2020. Create a mathematical model for the population growth that clearly explains why in 2025 there are only a few hundred humans left desperately clinging on for survival.
Does anyone in the room have telekinesis? Raise my hand now.
I'm trying to imagine what an exam would be like if it had these types of questions
Fun
@Arcjaw Then you should apply to the University of East London.
I’ve got an exam tomorrow and one the day after. Then I’m done with my second year at uni. This compilation came at the best time!
Good luck!
Stay strong and be consistent! If you ever feel like you cba, just know do the work, and it WILL be worth it! It WILL no matter what. Trust me, learn from my mistakes 😂 all the best ❤️
@@RedAlien13 thank you! :)
@@boahnation9932 thank you, haha! :)
@@beomgguks970 how did they go?
In the paragraph above, explain why you didn’t read it before answering the questions below.
From Steven Wright: What's another word for Thesaurus?
If you have no public speaking ability explain the tory party
goddamn I love these peaches
Such a Joy to Laugh out loud!
It's rare to laugh out loud alone but these videos make it possible
God I miss this show
Damn! Milton is from another level!!
Milton is from another planet...
Using Y=MX+B, calculate the downhill slope of your academic career, and the rest of your sad little life.
ha love Andy trying not to end with 'for' and then doing it anyway...
65% think we are better of without the EU, EXPLAIN!
russel howard is just too funny
Love Milton's pencil case statement.
Well you see when a pig and ape love each other very much…
Love this
0:44 - It's 2024, and Kerry Katona _still_ hasn't been stopped.
4:49 TIL Andy studied spherical trigonometry!
Err sin(a)/a etc is plane geometry, not spherical!
Spherical geometry would use sin(A)/ sin(a)
One would assume he just studied standard trigonometry/plane geometry at school as this is basic stuff taught in every school in the uk (although I guess almost everyone forgets it - but not too much as everyone kind of remembers it once reminded - hence the joke works.)
@@juliegreen7604 dammit. Should have realized my mistake
Oh my god the Daily Mail.
2:07
4:09
Q: Using the measurements of your girlfriend’s curves, calculate the angle of penetration. [5 marks]
7:24
As a writer:
_no_
3:33 😂😂😂👏
My fave! I 😂🤣
My favourite line from Hugh Dennis:
4:35 to 4:37
5th.
If girlfriend A has more curves than girlfriend B and Girlfriend B finally meets Girlfriend A, what are the chances you are going to live to the next day?
If the molecular weight of substance a is... and the molecular weight of substance b is... and when combined it produces substance c.. How much money are you going to make as a drug dealer?
Without swearing, describe the marxist Will Self.
In a few of my classes we had to mark our own, but not ones worth a grade. It was an exercise to help us learn where we went wrong, or what was missing
Two American girls just got pushed off a cliff in Germany. One died. Not so funny now.
By an American man...
@@markmark63 Correct.
Huh?
It's customary to put the timestamp in with comments like to this, to aid comprehension.
@@JP_TaVeryMuch It’s really not that hard to figure out.
Without swearing describe ...😊
Subject: Physicist cineast corn front go nor
Anagram: confronting conspiracy theorists
3:45 for my own laugh and reference
Driver’s Education:
There’s a red light up ahead, drive through it. If you stop, you fail.
weird how Frankie managed to predict 2020s sex education
Andy Parsons, Russell Howard and the guy with shoulder length hair and glasses are so unfunny it hurts.
How many female workers does it take to fit a light fitting?
A great compilation, apart from gormless Andy Parsons and ADHD Russell Howard
Why do I not think that Andy Parsons quoting the Law of Sines was an accident? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_sines