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  • @crazysharkgaming8947
    @crazysharkgaming8947 5 років тому +254

    3:20 I just love how there's that one guy who can see the joke coming

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +158

    And the award for the Best Envelope Seal goes to... well I can’t open this envelope because this seal is amazing

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 5 років тому +215

    That origami joke killed me!

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 5 років тому +740

    Milton Jones mode: Award? No this A ward. You’re at the hospital.

    • @nicholasrowley947
      @nicholasrowley947 5 років тому +5

      That's amazing!

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor 5 років тому +23

      It's so spot on I could read it in his voice

    • @duncantalksalotmore5032
      @duncantalksalotmore5032 5 років тому +12

      Award? No Dara, you have a wart for sitting too long.

    • @sasukesarutobi3862
      @sasukesarutobi3862 5 років тому +2

      Hospital!? What is it?!

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 Рік тому

      ​@@sasukesarutobi3862It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.😁
      There's an old reference.

  • @Jay-ei4cr
    @Jay-ei4cr 5 років тому +113

    That Ed Byrn joke is top tier 👌

  • @wakaran2414
    @wakaran2414 5 років тому +252

    This show should be renamed "Mock The O'briain"

    • @KevinNerfs
      @KevinNerfs 5 років тому +9

      Wakaran There’s a Whose Line Is It Anyway compilation of the contestants mocking Drew. Someone should put together a mocking Dara compilation.

    • @bigchumbo6489
      @bigchumbo6489 4 роки тому +6

      @@KevinNerfs someone did, it's just not very up to date

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 3 роки тому +18

    Ed Byrne is a national treasure.

  • @writerinprogress
    @writerinprogress 3 роки тому +8

    Ed Byrne took commitment to the max with his joke!

  • @keepperspective
    @keepperspective 3 роки тому +9

    I love Ed’s running bits.

  • @ray5952
    @ray5952 4 роки тому +22

    I died at the saudi thief joke 🤣

    • @AhmadSmile1994
      @AhmadSmile1994 4 роки тому

      I didn't get it

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 3 роки тому +1

      So did the thief

    • @Maurice_Moss
      @Maurice_Moss 2 роки тому +1

      @@AhmadSmile1994 in Saudi Arabia you can have your hand cut off for theft.

  • @HAWKOBRIAN
    @HAWKOBRIAN 5 років тому +52

    And the award for funniest joke in this sketch goes to...... It's a three way tie! Angela for "Origami", Hugh for "the Wurst", and Ed for The (wait for it) Pause"! Well done all of you!

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 2 роки тому +2

      I'd throw Ellie's "statue up my partner" joke in there as well.

  • @rasmusn.e.m1064
    @rasmusn.e.m1064 5 років тому +60

    Unlikely things to hear at an award show: *insert cannonical representation of the sound of Dara's button*

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 5 років тому +146

    And the winner for this years biggest secret is... well, i couldn't possibly tell you that...

    • @followdg
      @followdg 4 роки тому +3

      Victoria

    • @danimayb
      @danimayb 2 роки тому +1

      I don't get it? The winner would be the keeper not the secret...

  • @jonicthedgehog
    @jonicthedgehog Рік тому +4

    "Welcome to the kitchen mishaps awards. Lets see which contestants have egg on their face!"

  • @thatcrazeeguy1182
    @thatcrazeeguy1182 5 років тому +81

    1:11 I swear he has jokes written on his left hand which he reads at 2:09 and 2:30 lol

    • @eddienerphy5788
      @eddienerphy5788 5 років тому +19

      The guests get the subjects before filming so they will prepare jokes

    • @thatcrazeeguy1182
      @thatcrazeeguy1182 5 років тому +5

      @@eddienerphy5788 Huh... I didnt know that, thanks.

    • @dearberlin
      @dearberlin 4 роки тому

      Whatever works for him :P

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +65

    1:21, new life breathed into an Olde Rob Beckett joke from a Mock Series Past.........even gave it extended life.....

  • @crondawg101
    @crondawg101 4 роки тому +28

    And the award for best sound effect in a TV show goes to...

  • @charliemalkin1451
    @charliemalkin1451 5 років тому +29

    1:13 "Welcome to the national car key awards...." i misinterpreted and expected him to say "let's take a look at tge nominees for best shade of green 2019" 😂😂

    • @yourewrong154
      @yourewrong154 5 років тому +3

      Khaki is a yellowish brown mate

  • @A-G-A-G
    @A-G-A-G 4 роки тому +13

    Expecting someone to say “ not nominated tonight is meryl Streep”

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 5 років тому +22

    I don't know exactly why these pauses became so popular among TV presenters, but Ed is certainly on to something.
    I watched a quiz show and the pause "And the answer is"...and the answer was a full 10 seconds. Do that for 20 questions through the show, and you same a lot of TV time and money.
    The other trick is, getting to "And the answer is"...short pause..."Right after this break". insert 3 minutes of ads, come back to a review of what happened, and after about 5 minutes, we get the answer, that is, if you havent told the TV to bugger off and changed channel.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 9 місяців тому +1

    0:50 Tonys! Hugh accent on point

  • @jamesmartin9401
    @jamesmartin9401 4 роки тому +8

    I love how people are now making their own jokes on here. I'm not being sarcastic, I think it's great. Some of you all are funny.

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 3 роки тому +2

      I assume most of them are bots. These videos are brilliant training data for AI models, after all.
      Just kidding, I agree. It's great :)

  • @carlwells9504
    @carlwells9504 2 роки тому +3

    Ben Folds Five should have got that Origami award

  • @gsentertainment8604
    @gsentertainment8604 5 років тому +168

    The title should be:
    Unlikely things to hear at an award show unless Ricky Gervais is hosting.

  • @the_afro_viking9665
    @the_afro_viking9665 4 роки тому +4

    at 1:14 you can see something written on Rhys James hand

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +11

    Ed, we’ve been sitting here all night, just tell us who won!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +6

    We’ve researched for those musicians who we lost in the last year from the rock and metal genres, so we did include them in tonight’s memorium to apologize to those fans of rock and metal.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +17

    0:28 Well, it had to happen one day.

  • @Tiger516funny
    @Tiger516funny 5 років тому +10

    ..................... IT'S ME!!!

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn 2 роки тому +2

    I really like the award for the most drawn out pause.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +3

    And the award for Best Magical Movie goes to... Every Single Disney Movie

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +6

    And the award for shortest pause goes to me.

  • @nakkadu
    @nakkadu 3 роки тому +1

    2:23....and the Duke of Edinburgh award for driving goes to the Duke of Edinburgh

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +21

    Well now on BBC One, after that slight delay, we have live coverage from this year's... Southern Rail Awards.

  • @apb7721
    @apb7721 4 роки тому +1

    Ellie 💕

  • @alicehannibal2580
    @alicehannibal2580 3 роки тому +2

    And the award for Best Film goes to...clingfilm!

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick 8 місяців тому

    Nish's rap is awesome.

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 3 роки тому +4

    And the award for procrastinator of the year goes to:
    *drops envelope and walks off stage*

  • @sharangdhanbhave9433
    @sharangdhanbhave9433 4 роки тому +2

    The Uber joke killed me

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 11 місяців тому

    My favourite Ed Byrne riposte.
    Things unlikely to hear at interviews
    You ask a lot of questions😡😊

  • @ByronHawk
    @ByronHawk 5 років тому +55

    Here's one: And the Jim'll Fix It badge goes to the kid who milked the cow blindfolded!

    • @joansmith69
      @joansmith69 5 років тому +9

      He must've been in udder disbelief!

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick 7 місяців тому

    L-R: Rhys James, Ellie Taylor, Ed Byrne, Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis, Nish Kumar. Names in description are wrong.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +3

    And now for the special Grammy’s memorial, a tribute to all of the rock stars that we gladly lost this year and will soon be lost.

  • @makwelewishbert555
    @makwelewishbert555 3 роки тому +1

    "yeah I said it"

  • @pauls478
    @pauls478 3 роки тому +4

    0:39 Ed reminds me of Vector, the villain from the first Despicable Me movie... :)

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 3 місяці тому +1

    0:28 ouch.
    That show was good.

  • @jenh8056
    @jenh8056 2 роки тому +1

    The national key awards 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +7

    And the award for Best Metal album goes to... kanye west

  • @SaulidSnake
    @SaulidSnake 2 роки тому +2

    The best driver award goes to George Michael…

  • @volatilelion657
    @volatilelion657 5 років тому +3

    3:32 and the award goes to a Berazategui clinic

  • @JaceDraccus
    @JaceDraccus 4 роки тому +1

    And the award for Buzzer of the Year goes to....

  • @wonderfulprogress2952
    @wonderfulprogress2952 5 років тому +15

    And the award for best first joke for every scenes we’d like to see goes to... Milton Jones!

  • @peterburke1709
    @peterburke1709 4 роки тому +13

    I love Ellie's dress she's got really gorgeous legs

    • @WhiteErFox
      @WhiteErFox 4 роки тому +1

      Think so to, to bad the shoes don't fit.

  • @kiacheckan4153
    @kiacheckan4153 Рік тому

    Winner of rapping is ken Bruce popmaster radio 2 sipping my tea ☕ it's delicious popmaster radio 2 I love the show it's good

  • @BenPanced
    @BenPanced 3 роки тому +1

    And the award for Best Portrayal of a Gay Man by a Straight Man goes to...

  • @lewiskelly14
    @lewiskelly14 4 роки тому

    Guests in description is wrong

  • @kyivstuff
    @kyivstuff 5 років тому +4

    Give him a hand :@

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +3

    And now for your Grammys entertainment, Metallica and lady gaga where we now turn off lady gaga’s microphone instead of James Hetfield’s.

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 5 років тому +5

    3:04 didn't Andy Parsons tell a similar joke years back? Something along the lines of, "...this is going straight up my arse!"...?

    • @cantproducemyownnick
      @cantproducemyownnick 5 років тому +1

      The jokes may be similar, but it's a world of difference.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

      She said “right up my husband”, as in a different person.
      “A bet’s a bet, darling!”

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 4 роки тому +4

    "And the award for best game show goes to....."
    (Whispering to myself)
    "Please not Blockbusters."
    (Opening envelope)
    "SHIT!"

  • @thelambsauce7307
    @thelambsauce7307 5 років тому +2

    Nice

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому +2

    I don't think I understand the joke at 3:09, could somebody pls tell me so i know my idea is wrong

    • @Moleoflands
      @Moleoflands 4 роки тому +3

      The Husband probably said something of effect of "If you win that award, you can shove it up my arse"

    • @Oasismegafan2004
      @Oasismegafan2004 8 місяців тому

      She’s gonna peg him with the trophy 🤣

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

    1:21
    2:12
    2:54

  • @edsharp2676
    @edsharp2676 5 років тому +5

    I've heard some of these before

  • @aniketpawar6145
    @aniketpawar6145 4 роки тому +1

    Someone should've stopped someone and said, Imma let you finish but beyo.....

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 роки тому

    And the winner of the Best Guitarist goes to... lil wayne

  • @hugonefelibata3492
    @hugonefelibata3492 5 років тому +6

    WE WANT A (IN THE FLESH) NEW SEASON

  • @Janimlaine
    @Janimlaine 3 роки тому

    Made me think. How many oscars have been used That way...

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 3 роки тому

    "And the Mobo award for best Reggae act goes to Tommy Robinson ft. Nigel Farage...."

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 4 роки тому +1

    Some of these got dark. We need more of that dark humor

  • @charleschuckfinley3304
    @charleschuckfinley3304 3 роки тому +2

    I’m only here for Ellie Taylor’s legs….again 🥰🥰🥰

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +2

    And the winner of the Most Unfunny Person is...
    Hang on a minute it appears everyone has voted for me.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 Рік тому

    That blockbusters joke....that was too far.

  • @Marz2727
    @Marz2727 5 років тому

    That Duke of Edinburgh joke was so layered. Incredible joke.

  • @Peyethon
    @Peyethon 5 років тому +2

    10/10

  • @RonnieRocker12345679
    @RonnieRocker12345679 5 років тому +12

    And the winner of the people who will never return to Mock the Week award is Frankie Boyle!

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +5

    A more family friendly version Rhys' last joke:
    Ladies and gentlemen, please give a hand to the winner of Broken Skeleton of the Year.

  • @jon6159
    @jon6159 5 років тому +4

    I can't be the only one who saw that writing on his hand

    • @chestnutbloke305
      @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +2

      Who's hand?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому

      It's no secret that they're told the topics in advance so they can prepare jokes. Some panellists write jokes on their hand, others go back to their seats between topics to consult a notebook.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +1

    Well I’m sure glad that School of Rock lost to hamilton for Best Musical at the 2016 Tony Awards.

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 5 років тому +1

    👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +1

    What do you mean we at the Grammys don’t respect rock and metal. Of course we respect them, we just want people to respect pop and rap more.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 роки тому +2

      You have way too much time. You're not even funny.

  • @GaelicMongrel2023
    @GaelicMongrel2023 5 років тому +13

    Hugh Dennis was hospitalized for severe back pain due to carrying this show.

  • @wollabille
    @wollabille 4 роки тому +3

    Who is the brunette? Asking for... a... friend..

    • @edwinlamont4187
      @edwinlamont4187 4 роки тому +1

      Well, you can tell your "friend" it's.........
      Ellie Taylor.

    • @butteredreality4502
      @butteredreality4502 4 роки тому

      @@edwinlamont4187 Really going for next year's Dramatic Pause award there, aren't you?

    • @edwinlamont4187
      @edwinlamont4187 4 роки тому +1

      @@butteredreality4502 ....
      ..Yeah.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +4

    and now NO ONE is First. you can't claim it, it doesn't exist. Foist your First somewhere else

  • @alexandradelliou
    @alexandradelliou 4 роки тому

    2020: 3449

  • @SANDUSK471
    @SANDUSK471 5 років тому +10

    Lol that pause and rap were awkward as hell. So awkward even people pitied on them and laugh

  • @icecreamlah4815
    @icecreamlah4815 5 років тому +3

    I guess I'm the first person to mention frankie

  • @tbass94
    @tbass94 5 років тому +14

    Is Nish Kumar a comedian?

  • @leehowson440
    @leehowson440 4 роки тому

    Could Ellie be any better looking

  • @jackgregory9551
    @jackgregory9551 5 років тому +4

    “And the award for parents of the year go to... Kate and Gerry McCann”

    • @butteredreality4502
      @butteredreality4502 4 роки тому

      "And the award goes to ... Kate and Gerry McCann!"
      ...
      "Kate and Gerry could not be with us tonight, as they're currently having dinner at the restaurant next door."

  • @joewhite22
    @joewhite22 5 років тому +3

    And the award for most past its best comedy show goes to........
    Have I Got News for You

  • @whatonearth9809
    @whatonearth9809 5 років тому +3

    And the award for dumpiest redheaded dwarf goes to.....

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 5 років тому +20

      Your mum

    • @billythepigeon7345
      @billythepigeon7345 4 роки тому +3

      When the sarcastic reply gets more likes than the original, unnecessarily insulting comment, and such a beautifully simple reply it is too. Good work.

  • @smartidea2987
    @smartidea2987 5 років тому +1

    Don’t they like to vomit on themselves for the shit they are doing?!!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 років тому +2

    ''Can Sam Smith please hand back his 4 Grammy's as he now identifies as non binary?''

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +1

    and this comment

  • @thomasbell9613
    @thomasbell9613 5 років тому +1

    That woman with the red shoes what nice feet

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +1

    and then this comment

  • @philipditchfield439
    @philipditchfield439 8 місяців тому

    Ellie Taylor? she supposed to be funny? hmm, same for Angela Barnes (but then her mentor is Sarah Millican so no wonder she can't tell a joke)

  • @markcynic808
    @markcynic808 5 років тому +2

    Modern day comedians, seen here proving they're some of the unfunniest people ever to have born.

  • @Monkey80llx
    @Monkey80llx 4 роки тому

    Anyone else wonder why Ed punches the air so often when he’s so rarely funny?