I actually have suffered from E. Coli before (no I did not use a portable toilet covering, I still don't know how I got it) and let me just say from first hand experience that you *do not want* E. Coli.
"Comes with wrist strap for easy portability when you go" yeah I wanna walk around with a big red potty shield swinging from my arm like it's a Rolex..
It is discreet because everyone will be avoiding you once they catch a glimpse of that ridiculous excuse of a product which ultimately amounts to as a microbial wonderland.
@@jaredanacleto9239 at my school there was shit all over the seat and floor in one of stales and it was there for like a week before they cleaned it up so nothing really changed with covid I assume.
honestly i have a hard time crapping if there is even a single person in that bathroom with me. if sauron stared at me every time i bombed the porcelain city i would never crap again
I'm a floor shitter myself. Usually I just waffle stomp them into the drain, but some walmart restrooms doesn't have the kind of drains that shits goes through smoothly, so instead I'd leave the shit on the floor
Ikr, you might as well just wipe the toliet seat clean at that point, and assuming you dont recake it in shit yourself itll be clean for the next person
A theory on how the shitter got like that: somebody started playing basketball with their shit, dribbling, bouncing it off the wall, and shooting hoops. And after they were finished, they high fives the wall to pretend that they have friends
Vietnamese public school’s toilet is even worse.... My brother use to go to the toilet, (of course his service rate is 0/5 star) but then one day, HE SAW A HOLY SHIT ON THE FLOOR THAT GOT SMUSHED AND PAINT ALL OVER THE TOILET ENTRANCE
Elementary school bathrooms are basically hell, the last stall in the elementary school I went to had shit rubbed all over the wall because it was the kindergartener stall since the toilet was shorter, so every time you'd walk in there it'd smell like corpses
I'm seeing a lot of people in the comments sharing their personal experiences with public restrooms. I feel like this is one of those support groups. "Hi, my name is Rob" "Hi, Rob!" "And this is my public restroom story..."
“So, it was the summer of ‘00 when me and my family went to the beach. I needed to shit really bad, like my ass was going to explode. So then, we stopped at the gas station, and what I saw didn’t surprise me...”
Imma tell y'all a story: When I was 8 we took a road trip and stopped at a golden coral in Virginia. My mom, my aunt, my cousin and I all went to the bathroom. We walked in and all the stall doors were open, but two... Two... cover and I mean covered in pure shit like explosive nasty ass shit. My aunt started gagging and wr had to use the bathroom of one of the stores that was down the street. I remember it so clearly.... The smell... The sight... To this day it makes my skin crawl. Can that toliet seat cover protect me from that?
Well, I think they meant that it won't allow water or other things inside itself, but the surface can still be scrubbed or washed clean. Like how you can wash raincoats.
@PuddingW563 you know, I don't think there was any reason to put the woosh, for a number of reasons. 1. The wording of the joke could very easily make it be seen as someone being serious. 2. The person who didn't get it has already been told and 3. Jokes are a lot harder to get when in text format unless it is completely obvious. Whenever I'm in a comment section or on any kind of social media and see r/woosh I die a little more inside. People who use woosh only seem to do it to make fun of others and try to feel better about themselves, it's one of the worst subreddits there is. Sometimes, the person who got whooshed actually did get the joke but just pretended not to in order to play along. I wanted to end this better but oh well. Rant over. (And sorry about directing it at you I just really felt the need to get this out there.)
"A youtuber made a video specifically about our product" "OMG seriously?" "Yes, and it has over 2 million views" "That amazing! Free advertising" The video:
(ik this was a year ago but) they probably just saw the sarcastic "this is the best toilet seat of all time" and since there a godamn company that doesn't understand sarcasm they thought it was a complient
Now this would be a great idea if they made it disposable with much cheaper material, and sold in multipacks. It's a good design, but as a reusable product, absolutely atrocious and horrifying.
@@elijahpruitt9489 liquids soak right through toilet paper and it doesn't stay put on a toilet seat. Tp is a horrible seat cover, I've never understood anyone using it for that purpose. If you're going to use it for anything, just use it to wipe down the seat.
This commercial narrator uses, uh, an awful lot of emphasis. "The PORTaBLe TOIlet SEAT CoVER and TOILetry SYStem that preVENTS your skin and CLOthing from TOUCHing the TOILET seat and bOWl when uSing a public RESTroom" Thank god for Charlie's emotionless voice
1:12 I had to go to a summer camp when I was a boy scout and the bathrooms looked like that. They hadn't been cleaned for months. The smell actually gave me a headache and nausea, and the hand print was absolutely there. One of the stalls did not have a lock. Also, it was not indoors, it was outside and with little walls that didn't even go all the way down or up. It was all wood and the floor was concrete, the toilet being a portapotty. It was likely a health hazard because there were flies and mosquitos everywhere. I was there for a week, and it was my first time being away from my parents for more than 3 days. All the showers seemed to be straight out of a military camp. The food was laughable. I was 11 years old. Anyway, I'm not a boy scout anymore.
@@BeefedUpBiscuit In what fucking universe is 3.5 a bad review? Is it out of 10? Because if it's out of 5 that's slightly better than an average/satisfied review
0:26 I gotta give it to the mother, she was protecting her child from the singularity that formed in the center of the toilet soon after the germ jumped at them.
At least that singularity and the mom have something in common. Sucking... You need to have money to invest in retarded "inventions". Money and brain damage from the sucking.
“ no toilet is thy bad” Tell that to the two women who decided to take a squat crap with explosive diarrhoea in my local IKEA When I say everywhere I mean everywhere
As someone who cleans public bathrooms, I can assure you, they do end up looking that disgusting more often than you would like to know. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve had to clean shit off walls, ceilings and out of vents
I remember going to the bathroom with my dog last week, it was horrible, there were coloured circles and ovals all over the stall. Also, there was a mini monster in he water, along with a small bomb. *BUT NOW ALL THAT IS GONE THANKS TO THIS AMAZING INVENTION!*
"Remember the last time you used a public restroom" I can't be the only one who was waiting for the person in a bunny suit wanting to share the toilet seat, right?
I know that rags were used for periods (basically a cloth diaper or pad), and I know that some people wiped their arses with rags, but I've never heard of people reusing them in that situation. Gross.
My grandma never used toilet paper, she had that rag. She's clean herself, leave it to dry, then use it again, and wash it at the end of the day. I have no idea how she did it 😩
Basically for every as seen on tv ad the use the same two voices a male one and a female one and this one isn’t as high pitched as the troop groom voice actor
So in like 6th grade me and my friends were sitting on a bench and just talking and hanging out during recess, well one of my friends needed to go to the bathroom.(there where four of us). And we all were like "ok ill come with" so we all went to the bathroom together and when we walked in, the bathroom had this horrible smell. One of my other friends went to open the first stall and there was period blood in it, and then she opened the second stall, and she yelled "OMG!!" We all stopped and looked in the stall to see green shit over flowing the toilet and dripping, what i think the worst part was, was that there was shit on the walls and someone tryed to clean it but failed cuz it was smeared all over the walls. Like how the hell can someone shit so much that its over flowing the damn toilet? We all were so disgusted we ran out, then we started laughing. But I remember after that insident we never went in that bathroom and always used the little kid restrooms. Literally it was just so bad that I can still remeber the smell of the shit from just remembering it. Its now just a funny memory to us, we gave it a name called the "green disaster".
If I was that woman look for a stall and somehow found that kind of mess on the toilet, I would probably, oh I don't know, look at the next stall for a cleaner one?
What she'd do: Look at toilet, scream in horror and hug her daughter (or however they're related idc) What I'd do: scoff in disgust and look for a cleaner stall. Who starts by looking in the middle stalls anyway
They could solve the crap design by making it the same shape and size but it just be made of paper so you can flush it away afterwards. I would buy that.
More and more I'm starting to think that Charlie is a shut-in that never leaves his house. He's got some weird ideas about the world, even for a Florida Man™
That bathroom reminds me of when I was in primary school and the school head members came to have a 'talk with us'. They apologised to all the girls before hand and then proceeded to tell us that some boys in the bathroom had taken a dump in the sinks, and smeared their stuff all over the walls and toilets. They then said that If anyone has any knowledge of who it was they should come forward. From then on we always had staff outside the bathrooms coming in every 10 minutes to make sure people were being human. That didn't stop me finding poo blocking up the girls bathroom sink though. Truly horrible stuff, I get shivers just thinking about it. Also on a side note, did that bathroom stall remind anyone of that scene in Daddy Daycare when Phils son uses the toilet for the first time and says that he 'missed' 😂
Richard Dreger I really don't know. When I found stuff blocking the sink in the girls bathroom it was in the outside bathrooms we had as in the playground we had buildings called cabins that we used for some lessons. When the boys made messes like that in the bathrooms it was in the toilets inside the school building. Also we had teachers outside the bathrooms so I don't think I boy could've gotten in and done that. Unless he got out of the building to use the toilet during lessons and went into the girls bathroom just to make a mess of it. But honestly who knows.
I remember going to a beach and me and my brother went to the bathroom and what we saw was absolutely disgusting, there was literally poop smeared all over the walls and on the floor, a mess of toilet paper, and a large puddle of per on the floor.
Now you can bring that experience home, with this new product! Our Patented design allows you to taste each side of the toilet, and you can even lick tiny bits of poop!
@Dino Dipsy lol there was this one cheap gas station we went to on our way to holiday and the bathroom was filled with so many bugs i didnt even know about?? there was this medium sized one i didnt even know where its fucking head was located in (it looked like a big orange ass im not kidding) when i saw it i said "nope, absolutely fucking NOT NO" and i had to wait until the next station true story
Quick dump tail: I used to work in a department store and in the middle of a busy Saturday afternoon a customer took a prom dress into one of the fitting rooms to use as toilet paper. Cold dropped a duce right on the floor.
I've only ever seen toilets like that in a Greyhound bus station lmfao. I'm not someone who uses public restrooms anyways unless it's an emergency. I've been fortunate enough to not have to see this aside from the bus station thing lol.
“I’ll take my E. Coli to go, thank you.”
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Pablo
@@shoelace403 calm down
I actually have suffered from E. Coli before (no I did not use a portable toilet covering, I still don't know how I got it) and let me just say from first hand experience that you *do not want* E. Coli.
"Discreet", it uses velcro. When you're trying to be silent velcro suddenly gains the attribute of causing 300 decibels of sound.
Just scream. It makes the velcro 100% silent.
@@Neo91837 or shit loudly
Flush the toilet before you open it
Dude thats louder than a jet plane taking off.
@@joe-xk8nl yes
"Discreet carrying pack"
It's bright fucking red
It also has the fuckin name on it
It's so discreet that you can be spotted in the water by a Coast Guard helicopter.
i swear someone on the moon could see that shiz
*British empire intensifies*
they didnt say how discreet it is they said Discreet carrying pack which could could mean anything
Why did the toilet go from having a weird Rick and morty germ character to having like a rotating dying sun in it
I hate it when the galaxy shits in public bathrooms, it just leaves a rotating dying white dwarf in it.
Dying sun: SOMEONE IS IN HERE! YOU MIND!?
That is how osmosis works
Looks like it's about to go supernova in the toilet
Rotating dying sun
My ass
"Comes with wrist strap for easy portability when you go" yeah I wanna walk around with a big red potty shield swinging from my arm like it's a Rolex..
That what we call Supreme - like luxury
It's a sin to imagine anybody would be even 10 ft near to you if are carrying anything with "POTTY" written over it
Put in ur purse
Lmao
@@rblursedcomments9362 yeah so that when you take out some cash to pay somebody you give your potty as a gift to them.............brilliant
"The carry case is discreet..." It's bright fire engine red with a giant Potty Pax logo on the front.
Some people like to spell "discreet" in all caps.
🤣🤣🤣
It is discreet because everyone will be avoiding you once they catch a glimpse of that ridiculous excuse of a product which ultimately amounts to as a microbial wonderland.
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Anything that has "potty" written on it is _not_ discreet.
it's discreet enough to pass through a small crowd
2:10 I love how she just throws the carrying case on the floor because we all know that bathroom floors are super clean at all times
Usually when someone puts a layer of poop all over the toilet and walls, the floor has so much pee, you hear splashing sounds with every step.
I’m pretty sure she hands it to someone off camera, when she does this you can slightly see something grab it, so it must be someone’s hand
Double the dose, lol. You can take the germs from the toilet seat AND the floor home, awesome, hahahaha.
@@MrBilld75 yessss 👏👏 because that’s exactly what I want 😌😌
@@bettafish541 thanks for cringing me so bad
i will never understand how he can use words like “yucky” and “silly” and still sound extremely intelligent and not like a child
it's probably his deep monotone voice and uncanny ability to keep a straight face while saying these things
"Yucky" I get, but I mean there's nothing immature about describing something as "silly". It's just another word for ridiculous.
@@tidepodpadthai2633 true
Because he is actually intelligence
Ikr
The woman sounds like she's trying to be enthusiastic but died inside halfway through recording
the females' tone of voice in these vids is an extreme expression of stupidity 😂
I was the 666th like
Blanc where’d you find your profile pic? It’s nice.
like a comic dub or something
My ELA teacher talks almost just like the woman in the ad
I love Critical because he uses such colorful language
"Petri dish of ass" is one of the best things I've heard all day
I read this as he said that lol.
@@thecrazedpotatoman SAME LOL.
TheCrazedPotato Man same
And that too in the most black and white tone ever😂
"Sweet mother Teresa on a Mercedes-Benz"
I heard that saying somewhere, use it as a replacement for "holy moly" related phrases 👌
They are completely ignoring the option of just going to a different bathroom stall.
ArmyMan TV not defending the product at all but there’s not always multiple stalls to choose from
I saw like seven other stalls
ChubzWubz if you didn’t notice they were all locked
@@GV-wv8uf every took a shit behind somebodys house with very little amount of tissue
just stand
"Remember the last time you were in a public restroom?"
no. "Stares longingly outside"
Even when covids over people would rather shit themselves than go in helish places like that
@@jaredanacleto9239 at my school there was shit all over the seat and floor in one of stales and it was there for like a week before they cleaned it up so nothing really changed with covid I assume.
somebody drew a swastika in their own shit on the wall
The toilet seat my previous school turned brown because of all the shit they painted there
@@jaredanacleto9239 sucks for them. If I gotta shit I gotta shit, no matter the place
don't you just hate it when the dark eye of Sauron prevents you from dumping a load
honestly i have a hard time crapping if there is even a single person in that bathroom with me. if sauron stared at me every time i bombed the porcelain city i would never crap again
And stares right back at your Brown Eye
You know what... I kinda like it
oops I replied to the wrong comment. I hate it when that happens.
Lol
I love how when they use the potty pax, that same public restroom became really clean all of a sudden
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You think public restrooms couldn’t be that bad but I work at Walmart. People just...shit on the floor. All the time
Sydney Hale sorry but when you gotta you gotta go
Hilarious!!!
The absolute state of the first world
I'm a floor shitter myself. Usually I just waffle stomp them into the drain, but some walmart restrooms doesn't have the kind of drains that shits goes through smoothly, so instead I'd leave the shit on the floor
@@mikebazinga982 You're kidding, right?
I love, how the mother opens the dirty door, sees the germs and trash and then puts her dirty hand at the head of her child. Thats really nice.
You're the only one to say this and I looked for ten whole minutes through the comment section. Why am I the only one who finds that a cursed move?
You gotta wipe your hand on something, everything else is dirty.
Ah yes, shit in the hair
Was my first thought too.
@@Justin-pe9clgreat point, mamas just smart
"Better off licking the toilet seat"
Some random girl on TikTok:
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What about the girl? You put ":" but didn't write anything after that. I'm curious now.
Claudio Diaz it means that the girl is going to lick the toilet seat for views
@@gizzya4183 Wait what? WTF?
@Claudio Diaz the coronavirus challenge.
I like how it says “then you just wipe it clean” even though the whole point was to avoid touching the filth🤦🏻♂️
Yeh, but now you have to wipe clean a large thing that you carry with you and have spent money on, and people may even somehow recognize!
its talking abt y’alls fuckin asses
Ikr, you might as well just wipe the toliet seat clean at that point, and assuming you dont recake it in shit yourself itll be clean for the next person
@Mister Guy did you have to rephrase his comment?
Shes saying wipe your ass clean, Not the potty pax
2:09 “you might as well just start licking the toilet seat”
Look where we are now
THAT DID NOT AGE WELL
Reminds me of the dude how got corona bcs of doing that.
@@Asylum_seeker r/agedlikemilk
@@Asylum_seeker give me back my brain cells
just no 2 yeah give em back
"It's water proof, bacteria and mold resistant! It's also machine washable!"
Why do my clothes smell like shit?
-Someone who opened their dryer and found this.
underrated comments
Is there a punch line or am I gonna add one?
"So it's a plastic poncho is what you're saying?"
she easily could've said that it's dry clean only
Not to mention it’s bacteria resistant so why would you need to wash it? Unless I’m missing something here.
This dude is the Gordon Ramsay of commercial insults lol
Yeah you right
Definitely
And its glorious.
By "this dude" did you mean Charlie?
You're like a college student that still calls his professor "teacher"
@@xz3693 bro calm down
I tried calling the number and it just said “goodbye “ and hung up
Lol
they now know it will give everyone crossbred viruses
@@bettafish541 yessir
Hahahahahahahahahaha
@@bettafish541 No one thought to think of that in the boardroom? XDD
She sounds like she’s trying to talk without moving her lips
She's being held hostage.
@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse that is the only reasonable explanation.
That is one rare insults
Happier and with your mouth open
@2utch bro
He's questioning how the stall is that filthy when I've literally been in multiple public restrooms with shit stain hand prints on the walls
A theory on how the shitter got like that: somebody started playing basketball with their shit, dribbling, bouncing it off the wall, and shooting hoops. And after they were finished, they high fives the wall to pretend that they have friends
Bruh I laughed too hard at this shit
Why does this only have 37 fucking likes
This is so underrated, this made me *WHEEZE*
only none of the shots made it into the toilet
Vietnamese public school’s toilet is even worse....
My brother use to go to the toilet, (of course his service rate is 0/5 star) but then one day, HE SAW A HOLY SHIT ON THE FLOOR
THAT GOT SMUSHED AND PAINT ALL OVER THE TOILET ENTRANCE
🤢 next they’re going to start selling reusable toilet paper 🧻
Self cleaning toilet paper
Umm that’s called your hand
Too late
@@vgamesx1 I know I wipe with a towel
I mean the most environmentally safe is probably a bidet or how ever you spell it. Never used one but I hear they do the job.
Elementary school bathrooms are basically hell, the last stall in the elementary school I went to had shit rubbed all over the wall because it was the kindergartener stall since the toilet was shorter, so every time you'd walk in there it'd smell like corpses
•Hunny• I agree
@JulzMoviemakerProductions Thats cause they spread their ass on the bare wall and duke on it.
@@anexplode7268 lmao. Literally saw something years ago in High School. The literal shit was on the men's public restroom urinal
BearsHunnyPot I think I seen those at Highschool
They called kids out for that at my past school
1:46 Her soul has evaporated. That smile is a cry for help
Lol
We need to make stalls that would sense if a person is smearing shit all over with 100% accuracy and then just lock that person there for a few days.
The camera is always watching
Naughty bathroom goers get locked in the shitbox of shame
@Dino Dipsy are children not human? What's your point?
@Dino Dipsy do we really need kids who smear shit all over?
@Dino Dipsy more space for the earth 🥰
"discreet" *has the brand name on the bag* Yeah, you got the secrecy part nailed down right there...
“discreet”
*is bright orange/red*
Nicholas Williams and its bright fucking red to add to that
Imagine walking around with it... and someone somehow knows what it is and calls you out for it, in public
Google automated voices sound more human then her
LMAO 😭😭😭
Lol
Lmaaaoooo 💀💀
Lmao 😅😃😅😃😅😃🤣😃🤣😃🤣😃🤣😃🤣😃🤣😃🤣😃😍😃😍😃🤣🤣😃🤣😃🤣😃😅😄😅😄😅😄😆😆😄😇🙃🥰🙃😙😗🤗😗🤗😗🤭🤭😗🤭😘🥲😗😋🙃😍🙃😍😃🥰🙃🥲🥲🥲killme🥰🙃😅😃🤣😃😅😃😅😃😅😃🤣😃🤣
@@roguerayquaza2547 Nani?!?!
"Discreet pouch so no one will know"
Discreet? It's prison jumpsuit orange!
I'm seeing a lot of people in the comments sharing their personal experiences with public restrooms. I feel like this is one of those support groups.
"Hi, my name is Rob"
"Hi, Rob!"
"And this is my public restroom story..."
“So, it was the summer of ‘00 when me and my family went to the beach. I needed to shit really bad, like my ass was going to explode. So then, we stopped at the gas station, and what I saw didn’t surprise me...”
There should be a real life support group for this kinda stuff, restroom horror stories are very scarring
This sounds like an ask reddit idea
Meanwhile in N.Ireland "It's time to get swifty in hear"
Seriously WHY does it get so bad here :/
Sometimes it really is that traumatic
So if that was the women's room, what literal poop demon is living next door in the men's?
Probably the Oral Sex Demon's past roommate.
Larsdude in my experience, women’s public bathrooms are way worse than men’s public bathrooms
“You’re next” smeared on the wall in bloody shit
Everyone knows women's bathrooms are worse it's a real statistic fact.
0987654a5 how did you experience both if you’re one gender...?
Imma tell y'all a story:
When I was 8 we took a road trip and stopped at a golden coral in Virginia. My mom, my aunt, my cousin and I all went to the bathroom. We walked in and all the stall doors were open, but two... Two... cover and I mean covered in pure shit like explosive nasty ass shit. My aunt started gagging and wr had to use the bathroom of one of the stores that was down the street. I remember it so clearly.... The smell... The sight... To this day it makes my skin crawl. Can that toliet seat cover protect me from that?
Sunni Side Down Hey I always go to Golden Corral in Virginia
Hey Its Val 86 it was bummy part in virginia probably a one off thing too. food was bomb tho. golden corals down south are always amazing
Use it to cover your eyes and nose. Be sure to block the passage for air to your lungs. Keep it there as long as you can. Problem solved
Omg I’m at work an u had me dying
No one can save you now
“You might as well lick the toilet seat.”
Charlie single handedly predicted the degenerate “corona virus challenge”. What a legend.
This entire commercial put an itch at the roof of my mouth that only a shotgun can scratch
U ok bro?
I'm gonna steal this quote
same
@@isaiascanete6651 tbh, same 🤣
Noah, get the boat!
“Waterproof”
“Machine Washable”
Is it just me, or....
Well, I think they meant that it won't allow water or other things inside itself, but the surface can still be scrubbed or washed clean. Like how you can wash raincoats.
@@nathanclark2424 hehe, you're right. just making a joke
@PuddingW563 you know, I don't think there was any reason to put the woosh, for a number of reasons. 1. The wording of the joke could very easily make it be seen as someone being serious. 2. The person who didn't get it has already been told and 3. Jokes are a lot harder to get when in text format unless it is completely obvious. Whenever I'm in a comment section or on any kind of social media and see r/woosh I die a little more inside. People who use woosh only seem to do it to make fun of others and try to feel better about themselves, it's one of the worst subreddits there is. Sometimes, the person who got whooshed actually did get the joke but just pretended not to in order to play along. I wanted to end this better but oh well. Rant over. (And sorry about directing it at you I just really felt the need to get this out there.)
@PuddingW563 r/wooosh my ass, wrong community kid.
@PuddingW563 its like making a fortnite reference on minecraft, its not funny, and no ond cares
Worked at a truck stop, I've seen worse.
Truck stop toilets would make you lose your lunch. If the smell didn't do it the sight will.
ʀᴀᴡʙꜱᴋᴇ Yikes
oh, truckers.
Pfft shits cleaner than say the local Chinese joint in the ghetoo
I'm in middle school I've seen worst
I hate it when I go to take a shit in public and there’s a collapsing star about to go supernova in the toilet
1:20 oh don't mind me, the eye of sauron, in a public toilet.
So THATS why it’s public. Or rather, how
The last thing I want Sauron to see is me trying to take a shit XDD
@@Sly-Moose the first thing i wanna see is pokimane taking a shit
Sauron is looking at a different ring these days.
You should see my eye of sauron
"A youtuber made a video specifically about our product"
"OMG seriously?"
"Yes, and it has over 2 million views"
"That amazing! Free advertising"
The video:
"The worst product ever created"
Yeah, thats definitely a positive compliment.
3 million.
I mean, any publicity is good publicity
@@stephnes2505 watch gta v
(ik this was a year ago but) they probably just saw the sarcastic "this is the best toilet seat of all time" and since there a godamn company that doesn't understand sarcasm they thought it was a complient
Now this would be a great idea if they made it disposable with much cheaper material, and sold in multipacks. It's a good design, but as a reusable product, absolutely atrocious and horrifying.
Stop being logical about this.
Like toilet paper
@@elijahpruitt9489 liquids soak right through toilet paper and it doesn't stay put on a toilet seat. Tp is a horrible seat cover, I've never understood anyone using it for that purpose. If you're going to use it for anything, just use it to wipe down the seat.
@@elijahpruitt9489 You know there are flushable toilet seat covers right there in the stall, right?
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 they exist for sure but just very few places have them
The idea in my head : good
The idea when i actually think about it :
just as good as an idea "shit in a bag - then go empty it at home"
Lester the Unlikely 5 summarized
Thats a Diaper
@@Mini_Vmac jesus christ calm down. The dude is just a fan of AVGN
Dude, patent this idea...Before someone steals it!
This, is how life should be lived.
someone high fived the wall with a hand full of s*** LOL
Lmao a kid put a fuckin pear in the urinal once
GrungeKid_27 yo my school too
GrungeKid_27 I shit in urinal in kindergarten
@@Remspamton why
Wait what
This commercial narrator uses, uh, an awful lot of emphasis.
"The PORTaBLe TOIlet SEAT CoVER and TOILetry SYStem that preVENTS your skin and CLOthing from TOUCHing the TOILET seat and bOWl when uSing a public RESTroom"
Thank god for Charlie's emotionless voice
nice try I have never related to a post in multiple levels
wiiiiipe cleean yeeppp its that eeaassyy
His names Charlie? Christ what a hero
Yeah she sounds like a text-to-speech engine.
“Does (A lOt oF?) GeRMs aNd SiTtiNG oN The ToiLEt mAkE yOu CRinGE?” (I think she said that idk)
Me:”no but your voice DOES”
1:12
I had to go to a summer camp when I was a boy scout and the bathrooms looked like that. They hadn't been cleaned for months. The smell actually gave me a headache and nausea, and the hand print was absolutely there. One of the stalls did not have a lock. Also, it was not indoors, it was outside and with little walls that didn't even go all the way down or up. It was all wood and the floor was concrete, the toilet being a portapotty. It was likely a health hazard because there were flies and mosquitos everywhere. I was there for a week, and it was my first time being away from my parents for more than 3 days. All the showers seemed to be straight out of a military camp. The food was laughable. I was 11 years old.
Anyway, I'm not a boy scout anymore.
in these cases, being sexually abused is a relief.
Jesus Christ
2:08
TikTok during corona:
WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Danyl 😂
Wait are/did they really
@@Hi-ul2gc indeed they did
Charles the french vibes
Wait so people were actually going around licking toilet seats?
Who needs a toilet in _2018?_ I just shit in an interdimensional rift and let some random celestial being deal with it.
I love this comment.
*2019
I personally just go in my trusty bucket of acid and let nature take care of it.
@@nobodys_winds6580 Watch out for that splash-back.
Honestly, I like to go to a black hole and shit over there and let it do the rest.
Who shits in 2019?
Whenever they say there's a double offer for their product you will already know it will be bad.
BGGAMING Deluxe
You ever heard of flex tape
@@BeefedUpBiscuit In what fucking universe is 3.5 a bad review? Is it out of 10? Because if it's out of 5 that's slightly better than an average/satisfied review
“We can’t get rid of this shit fast enough... because no one’s buying it!”
Pay double the price and you'll get a second one *FREE!!!*
@@terracraftorrex1610 Flex tape sucks
I said it
the statement at 1:11 was my exact thought when I used to go to the restroom at my school
0:26 I gotta give it to the mother, she was protecting her child from the singularity that formed in the center of the toilet soon after the germ jumped at them.
The bathroom was so goddamn bad that a demon was summoned
At least that singularity and the mom have something in common. Sucking...
You need to have money to invest in retarded "inventions". Money and brain damage from the sucking.
When you go to this bathroom things don’t come out
THINGS GO IN
peckle rock
the greatest mother of all time
This reminds me of something they pitch as a joke on Impractical Jokers
Had to be one of the best pitches ive seen
Brick flops
love tha show
It's like a rick and morty alternate universe commercial
Impractical Jokers slaps
“ no toilet is thy bad”
Tell that to the two women who decided to take a squat crap with explosive diarrhoea in my local IKEA
When I say everywhere
I mean everywhere
Karen The grilled cheese I quit
Karen The grilled cheese your pfp explains it all
Ew that is disgusting.
Rip
Wait. Did they shit in the bathroom or one of the model toilets?
As someone who cleans public bathrooms, I can assure you, they do end up looking that disgusting more often than you would like to know. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve had to clean shit off walls, ceilings and out of vents
0:49 the commercial itself makes me cringe
VINOS anime profile pic....
F. B. I. : We should dismantle the F.B.I all it does is try to subvert our freedom
Charles Anthony bring it beni boy
F. B. I. : Beni boy? The fuck you call me?
Charles Anthony 😂 don’t fuck with FBI
I remember going to the bathroom with my dog last week, it was horrible, there were coloured circles and ovals all over the stall. Also, there was a mini monster in he water, along with a small bomb. *BUT NOW ALL THAT IS GONE THANKS TO THIS AMAZING INVENTION!*
God, I hate it when there's a freaking H bomb inside the toilet. Totally ruins my day.
Super Black anime profile pic... no matter your argument, the pic makes it invalid
Monster and small bomb? .....U ACTIVATED KIRA'S BITE THE DUST
If you're making a joke about the scene in the commercial, what do you mean by dog
@@ghost1182able Is that a Jojo reference?
Everyone's bashing the product, but this woman's voice makes me really want to pull the trigger
I hate these typical infomercial voices.
I'm glad it's not just me that found the voice over woman's voice really annoying.
I've got a feeling she probably detests the way she sounds in the commercial too, but a job is a job.
@@chadschmaltz9790 yeah I guess that in the end, it's not really something to blame her for
Kinda reminds me of the Burger King foot lettuce guy
"Remember the last time you used a public restroom"
I can't be the only one who was waiting for the person in a bunny suit wanting to share the toilet seat, right?
There are people who reuse rags for toilet paper and they call it "family cloth" which is the very worst thing I ever heard of
Who in the actual fuck does that? 😂
I know that rags were used for periods (basically a cloth diaper or pad), and I know that some people wiped their arses with rags, but I've never heard of people reusing them in that situation. Gross.
My grandma never used toilet paper, she had that rag. She's clean herself, leave it to dry, then use it again, and wash it at the end of the day. I have no idea how she did it 😩
Yeah , there was a family that did that on one of those EXTREME CHEAPSKATE shows. So gross , the wife would wash the bucket of rags every few days .
@@stanleyhape8427 every few days?! That's an everyday bleach situation
Gonna have to throw away the entire washing machine after you throw in the used potty pack.
Ahem, it’s spelled pax
Exactly
Lysol for Washing Machines: Oh here i go killing germs!
And then throw out your house
Someone shat it the trash can in my high school.. Can't say im surprised
Someone once took a mean shit outside during recess for me.
Thats better than my school where someone shat inside a urinal
Yeah Eren
@@yaoriattz7104 lmlmlmlmlmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Wtf
Want a portable toilet cover? Bring your own roll of toilet paper.
The "discreet" carrying case literally has a label that says Potty Pax. Not very discreet if you ask me
and it’s prison jumpsuit orange too
I half expected Bugs Bunny to be chilling on the toilet
"Remember the last time you used a public restroom?"
*Music intensifies*
"Eh, what's up, Doc?"
Taking a big chungus
Mutant Turtle holy fucking shit
Boi
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Big chungus is here
And Hugh Mungus is too
_lmao just eat the toilet cover after you're done_
@Butterfly Queen Bruh, just eat the whole fucking building SMH.
Just eat the turd . It's that simple
*yeet
you're*
Just use the trashcan
i lost it at "yucky"
also, of course this is a womens bathroom, its always the womens bathroom
2:09 “you may as well start licking the toilet seat”
People in 2020: Now this looks like a job for me
yeah you gotta do it without me
If you didn't read that in Eminem's voice then you aren't a cool kid.
This is why I never get caught with out my elite gamer diapers.
Lowkey : I'd rather shit in a diaper than put my ass cheeks on someone else's shit cover toilet seat.
Now I'm thinking of that shouth park episode where cartman can't stop playing WOW so his mum brings him the bucket
No clue why did they invite the Troom-troom voice actor but okay
razor that’s fricking true
Your profile picture matches perfectly
Basically for every as seen on tv ad the use the same two voices a male one and a female one and this one isn’t as high pitched as the troop groom voice actor
Owen Mitchell *Troom-troom
How do I erase a thought
"Bacteria resistant!" WHAT THE FUCKING HELL.. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
I’ve seen you on other video before
also yeah that’s true
So in like 6th grade me and my friends were sitting on a bench and just talking and hanging out during recess, well one of my friends needed to go to the bathroom.(there where four of us). And we all were like "ok ill come with" so we all went to the bathroom together and when we walked in, the bathroom had this horrible smell. One of my other friends went to open the first stall and there was period blood in it, and then she opened the second stall, and she yelled "OMG!!" We all stopped and looked in the stall to see green shit over flowing the toilet and dripping, what i think the worst part was, was that there was shit on the walls and someone tryed to clean it but failed cuz it was smeared all over the walls. Like how the hell can someone shit so much that its over flowing the damn toilet? We all were so disgusted we ran out, then we started laughing. But I remember after that insident we never went in that bathroom and always used the little kid restrooms.
Literally it was just so bad that I can still remeber the smell of the shit from just remembering it.
Its now just a funny memory to us, we gave it a name called the "green disaster".
Haha girls go to the bathroom in groups
y'know suddenly this bread im eating doesnt look so good anymore
I feel so, so very bad for the janitor who had to clean that mess up.
Im scared to go to 6th grade now thank you
Sorry, Wrong bathroom
"Does the thought of germs on a dirty toliet seat make you cringe?"
This product makes me cringe.
true
Cringe isn't a new term at all lol
@@armandogarcia9021 and then?! XD
If I was that woman look for a stall and somehow found that kind of mess on the toilet, I would probably, oh I don't know, look at the next stall for a cleaner one?
Idk man, if I saw a stall like that then I’ll leave the entire place and go shit at home then come back
just shit ur pants?????? obviously????????????????
What she'd do: Look at toilet, scream in horror and hug her daughter (or however they're related idc)
What I'd do: scoff in disgust and look for a cleaner stall. Who starts by looking in the middle stalls anyway
Soul Essence What I’d do? Scoff at the CHALLENGE and use that stall anyway
ThatShitCray Z you are the craziest but bravest person on all of UA-cam!
They could solve the crap design by making it the same shape and size but it just be made of paper so you can flush it away afterwards.
I would buy that.
0:48 how much Taco Bell do you have to eat to be shitting out micro singularities in a mall bathroom?
Nothing about that scene was micro.
The girl on the thumbnail looks like me when someone asks me to smile for a photo
That’s accurate
She's hiding the pain of knowing she will get some mutated bacterial infection from the thing she's sitting on.
@@bettafish541 she accepted the contract
@@usernametaken017 actually ut was me
Haha ok so that gurl is me 🤣 i cring when i see it my aunt made me do it (the lady in the vid) i remember taking that photo 🤣
Girlfriend: what’s that bulge in your pants baby?
Me: * whips out Potty Pax * why don’t you come to the bathroom and find out😉
But she already found out if you take it out first.
@@toonx496 shes not gonna know what it is though lol
LMAO i’m crying
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏✋✋🙌
potty pax can also be used as a cum-catcher.
As a former restaurant employee, I have been visited by the one known as “the demon of filth”
I love how she sounds like she snorted a brick or coke during the whole ad
Ah yes. The most addictive drug
Bricks
@@MsCindyrich 😂😂😂
Lmfao 😂 so true 🤣
"But they're never quite this bad"
Charlie, how long has it been since you've been in high school?
More and more I'm starting to think that Charlie is a shut-in that never leaves his house. He's got some weird ideas about the world, even for a Florida Man™
My school is fucking horrible , the toilets are always blocked and it just fills up with piss
Someone shit in all the sinks at my school's restroom.
That’s what I’m saying, this dude clearly hasn’t use public restrooms much.
someone stuck used pads to the inside of the stall door
That bathroom reminds me of when I was in primary school and the school head members came to have a 'talk with us'. They apologised to all the girls before hand and then proceeded to tell us that some boys in the bathroom had taken a dump in the sinks, and smeared their stuff all over the walls and toilets. They then said that If anyone has any knowledge of who it was they should come forward. From then on we always had staff outside the bathrooms coming in every 10 minutes to make sure people were being human. That didn't stop me finding poo blocking up the girls bathroom sink though. Truly horrible stuff, I get shivers just thinking about it. Also on a side note, did that bathroom stall remind anyone of that scene in Daddy Daycare when Phils son uses the toilet for the first time and says that he 'missed' 😂
O.o
Wait did the boys do that just to get the girls in trouble
Thecooljack Hi what happened?
Richard Dreger I really don't know. When I found stuff blocking the sink in the girls bathroom it was in the outside bathrooms we had as in the playground we had buildings called cabins that we used for some lessons. When the boys made messes like that in the bathrooms it was in the toilets inside the school building. Also we had teachers outside the bathrooms so I don't think I boy could've gotten in and done that. Unless he got out of the building to use the toilet during lessons and went into the girls bathroom just to make a mess of it. But honestly who knows.
What the fuck
I love how somebody just took a giant bloody shit and now it looks like a red demonic star that’s about to burst
I've seen worse public restrooms at the average highway gas station.
I remember going to a beach and me and my brother went to the bathroom and what we saw was absolutely disgusting, there was literally poop smeared all over the walls and on the floor, a mess of toilet paper, and a large puddle of per on the floor.
@@Gelato41_ good.
Shinigami mmm
@@Gelato41_ free food 🤤🤤
@@Gelato41_ i ate my grandma`s
you cant think of anything worse? what if that product was also a shirt?
Selling now, very popular in freaky porn videos. The sit on my shirt to go to the bathroom, don't forget the owner is still wearing it when they go.
It has WiFi connection
A pillow case would be better.
David Muhs What a shitty idea.
It can be....
Why are there toilets in the juul room?
De void sleep is for the week
That's how you hide the evidence of course
Why are there classrooms in the Juul building
Omg I feel so much for you w that face!
How to properly clean your metal computer why are there circles in the juuling booths
"no one's going to be want to be within 10 ft from you"
Me during the pandemic: I'll take your entire stock!!
Anyone remember the $200 juicer that needed WiFi
I heard they were recycled into Potty Pax's.
Forcer i think you mean the almighty Juicero
You mean the $400 juicer...it was $200 when they were trying to give it away to suckers.
you mean *squeezer. that shit only dispensed the shit in the bag, not make it. such a fucking scam
That juicero video is why I'm here in the first place
Little did he know a year later people would be licking toilets as a challenge
Now you can bring that experience home, with this new product! Our Patented design allows you to taste each side of the toilet, and you can even lick tiny bits of poop!
Those kids are probably dead now
Not gonna lie man that batroom is a bit too clean to be a public bathroom
@Dino Dipsy because they forgot the ✨flies✨
@Dino Dipsy lol there was this one cheap gas station we went to on our way to holiday and the bathroom was filled with so many bugs i didnt even know about?? there was this medium sized one i didnt even know where its fucking head was located in (it looked like a big orange ass im not kidding) when i saw it i said "nope, absolutely fucking NOT NO" and i had to wait until the next station true story
it lacks shit and blood all over the walls
Yeah no roaches
@@fatrat6988 im sorry ROACHES??
Nothing comes close to a men's restroom at a football stadium.
There are no rules there. None.
5:14 Juicero: “That’s where you’re wrong kiddo”
Festive Celery This is worse than juicero cuz juicero doesn't make you cart around feces smelling cloth
u t r y n n a s t e a l m y c o m m e n t b o y ?
Juicero, doing what little kids have been doing with capri sun pouch drinks for decades.
He covered the juicero years ago.
@@whereswaldo333 that's the joke. It was a reference to that video
the legend goes that if you buy potty pax you will sound exactly like her.
*well I'm sold*
*I'm kidding if I sounded like that I'd lop my head off.*
Basically talking in spacebar
WOah iS thAt tHe real zUCklEs
@@maintainrain Naaahhh
Quick dump tail: I used to work in a department store and in the middle of a busy Saturday afternoon a customer took a prom dress into one of the fitting rooms to use as toilet paper. Cold dropped a duce right on the floor.
P4life ! Wtf
@@ventu7907 Stuff like that happens more than you think.
Thanks, now my nightmares will be filled with shit-covered dresses!
Try working at a water park, it’s a common occurrence to find shit on the floor or in a pool. We close attractions all the time cause of that
@@ashton8289 I can only think of the pool scene in Caddyshack now!!🤣
I've only ever seen toilets like that in a Greyhound bus station lmfao. I'm not someone who uses public restrooms anyways unless it's an emergency. I've been fortunate enough to not have to see this aside from the bus station thing lol.
1:09. Dr. Mario was here. He left his capsules all over the stall!
That is disgusting. I’m convinced someone was high while making this.
Or extremely absent minded.
@@Boojum_Tree Stu Pickles 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, high on meth.
they were drinking vodka while snorting crack
“Yah... what if we took the toilet paper seat and made it portable and worse...”
I feel we should all be provided with hazmat suits when entering public bathrooms
@Astrid I read you say, "Hazelnut Sluts" and I was all for it
Oh god “hazelnut sluts”
And then someone will shit in the hazmat suits
Or simply, shit in the bowl
I’ll just flush it down the toilet when I’m done