@@exotic1405 well, you could argue most salt shakers aren't portable in a sense, because salt can easily leak out of them. Obviously you can easily carry an average salt shaker with your hand, but I wouldn't put my salt shaker in my bag.
I know, right? But it's getting even worse. I read somewhere a while ago that remotes will start using similar batteries like phones so you don't need to buy those old-school AAA batteries anymore... Like the fuck am I going to plug in my freaking remote to recharge it. And even worse than that, it must be connected to the TV via software so it will most likely never work when you need it to or there will be a delay after the remote goes to sleep mode... and they are nearly completely voice operated and missing 97% of the buttons we used to have, such as mute button, media keys, number keys, everything. Worst coming to worst, someone could probably hack the remote and open your TV with it during the night and wake you up or something. Phones comes without so much as a charging brick and cable nowadays... The age we are living...
@@Thunderhawk51 you can use phone as remote on almost every new TV out there already so its not that hard to hack and use it not any harder than hacking into a computer
Plot twist: Its actually intended for cocaine. It would really make more sense like that! Its got music, light and also takes record how much each person snorted. That way nobody ODs!
"Hey guy! Pass me the salt!" "Here you go my dude. Now you just need to install the app and give it access to your contacts. Then we just need to get you hooked up to our wifi and you'll be ready to go."
I guess they’re the same people who’d buy rechargeable shoes. What’s next? Smart plate? “It acts as a plate but also, tells time, weighs the food, and plays music” Buy *splate* for 999$
It’s actually made for dispensing cocaine and playing music at parties you moron, the salt is a cover. Alexa, dispense me 200mg of Bolivian marching powder. Alexa play my cocaine playlist. Alexa, commence rave lighting protocol.
If they made it somewhat larger with, say, 10 containers of random spices of your choice, I can kind of see the idea. "Spice shaker, give me 5 grams of salt, 10 grams of paprika, 5 grams of chili, and 5 grams of pepper". Then you'd get your custom spice blend perfect every time, and it'd also be useful for anyone who'd like their food a bit spicier at the dinner table.
Exactly what I was thinking. Then in the app you could save different named spice combinations, and tell Alexa, "bitch, let's make some panty wetters", then it gives you 50 grams of ground aphrodisiacs, and some lube.
Finally a portable salt shaker! I've always hated the fact that I had to connect my salt shaker to a television via HDMI cable and also plug the device to an outlet via power cable.
I was reading the indiegogo page and it literally says "up to 4 hrs of battery life" 😳 So I'm supposed to charge it every 4 hrs or I can't get any salt 😂
What I like about this most is the fact that both the “moodlighting” and music you can play with this salt shaker you can do with the phone you need to make it work anyway.
I’m going to invent the world first smart Toliet paper and call it “Smoliet Smaper”. It can measure the shit on the toliet paper.. and even do an analysis on what you ate.
Friend: “hey let’s have a barbecue, I’ll bring the beef!” Guy: “I’ll bring my salt shaker” Friend: “never mind I don’t think we should be friends anymore”
This implies that the friend had knew the guy had a Smart Salt Shaker before hand, and yet now he doesn’t want to be friends anymore? Anyone would cut ties with a person with a salt shaker this convoluted instantly
A few tweaks and this would actually be an alright product. Namely, making it into a pill dispenser for those that have to take (and have trouble with taking) medicine regularly, rather than an over-tuned salt shaker. Have it give reminders to take medicine and monitor what is dispensed, and when it's dispensed.
"You find me five people that say they wish they could take a salt shaker that looked cool with them to where they dine and I'll find you five liars." LMAO
Imagine a door with handles like a tesla car, the handle retracts and hides from you, in order to access the handle you must use the *dooropen* official app and select the door inside of your house, press options and then select open, you will be prompted two 30 second unskippable ads and then the door will finally open. Only $69.99 a month for an entire house installation.
Imagine a black mirror episode where all technology has become "smart" tech and someone's phone gets broken so they can't access anything... Even talk to other people
Nooo my smart chair wont open! I cant sit! My smart toilet paper dispenser! Nooo why wont the SmartDoors Open???? My emergency SmartKey needs updating! I cant even wear my I-Pants! And there is no electricity to recharge my I-Shoes or my Smart -Slippers. My Microsoft Window wont open... And my Smart Dog is attacking me now! Smart Alexa, reboot Smart House! Oh no... Smart Floor is shutting down! AHHHHHH-
and they have to travel through like 500 apps to get the right ones, and their smart smartphone's open feature is just a fullbody scan, a bloodtest, saying a password, pressing a 9-box button in specific orders, and THEN you can access them.
"If the battery dies nobody is getting salt." That's not true, just unscrew the head of the dispenser and pour the salt from the container. Pretty smart huh? Wait...
The hands free measuring aspect actually isn't a terrible idea. I kind of like the concept of being able to tell it to make me a teaspoon of salt while I'm cooking. Not enough to spend money on it though. Imagine this specifically as a voice operated measuring device that has several different spices in it. That might actually be a useful product.
im not kidding when i say this...... i´ve been streaming a drum and bass mix and listening to you at the same time and your vocals are literally on tempo... and everything rhymes youre a lyrical mastermind by chance and design not a joke....
The funny thing is, that would be a better use for this product then what it's intended for. You could even use the sodium tracking app to keep track of how much you've snorted.
It's just the same trash that used to be announced in TV and you could buy if you call certain number, but now it's on internet and everything is 'smart' or wi fi connected to attract people who want to feel modern
Gorky D sodium is a natural element on the periodic table that is used to make salt. Not soda. Soda only has the name because of its fizziness. I uh...it’s not a grain either...as for ramen, it has a lot of salt in it, including the sodium in the flavoring, noodles, spicy sauce, and even the vegetables sometimes to make it taste better. Hope this clarifies what sodium is
If this thing was a multi spice dispenser, so maybe it would be better. Salt, pepper, paprika, curry, etc. It could be a spice mixer so you could tell the proportions and the quantity and then the device would give you a custom mix.
"Its portable!"
Every salt shaker is portable
Yeah, most salt shakers are smaller and lighter than that shitty pregnancy test
Anything is portable if you try hard enough
@@Fred_the_1996 Hope don't see 2 lines salt shakers pregnancy test....
@@Ulvis_B Just imagine the salt shaker drawing 2 lines made out of salt to let you know you're pregnant
Probably needs internet connection to work
“Ay bro whats the salt password”
eyyyyyyyyyy
@@memedeity3105 agreed Lol
Idk man ask joe
The salt password is CONNIE_MAHESWARAN_FROM_STEVEN_UNIVERSE_IS_GOD.
The password is: 69gordonramseywouldbedissapointedinme420
"Sleek and portible." It's the size of my entire forearm, and I'm pretty sure the TSA would think it's a bomb.
It looks like something you'd find in the ammo reserve of a railgun.
Lmao
You wanna know what else is portable? A fucking salt shaker
@@exotic1405 well, you could argue most salt shakers aren't portable in a sense, because salt can easily leak out of them. Obviously you can easily carry an average salt shaker with your hand, but I wouldn't put my salt shaker in my bag.
@@k-leb4671 then make a salt shaker with a lid
It sounds like a disease.
"So, doc, give it to me, how bad is it?"
"I'm sorry to say this, but you have smalt."
Later at house...: *gun shot*
Sounds like a skin condition or vd
"And I would just end myself right there, it doesnt matter about the actual symptoms"
Smalt itties
*Smalt di-* no jkjk
“Dude, why is the food so bland?”
“I’m sorry bro the WiFi’s down”
LOL underrated
The two sentences that no one thought could be turned into a conversation
@@Daniiijayy _Technology_
If all you use to season food is salt, your friend is still gonna be asking dude why is the food so bland
@@gwan1714 Well I mean, anyone who would even think about using Smalt would be such a loser that they only use salt as a seasoning
“ayo, pass the salt”
“sorry, it’s lagging, just give it a second”
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
“If you forget to charge your salt shaker” I never thought I’d hear those words in my life
I know, right? But it's getting even worse.
I read somewhere a while ago that remotes will start using similar batteries like phones so you don't need to buy those old-school AAA batteries anymore... Like the fuck am I going to plug in my freaking remote to recharge it. And even worse than that, it must be connected to the TV via software so it will most likely never work when you need it to or there will be a delay after the remote goes to sleep mode... and they are nearly completely voice operated and missing 97% of the buttons we used to have, such as mute button, media keys, number keys, everything. Worst coming to worst, someone could probably hack the remote and open your TV with it during the night and wake you up or something. Phones comes without so much as a charging brick and cable nowadays... The age we are living...
@@Thunderhawk51 fr
@@Thunderhawk51 this shit almost seems like satire
@@Thunderhawk51 you can use phone as remote on almost every new TV out there already so its not that hard to hack and use it not any harder than hacking into a computer
@Anurag Yeah, technology sucks sometimes... Everything was so simple back in the day :P
Plot twist: Its actually intended for cocaine. It would really make more sense like that! Its got music, light and also takes record how much each person snorted. That way nobody ODs!
Dont give them ideas
Lol
Police are now investigating all investors
This actually makes more sense
God im literally in floor laughing jajajja
"Hey, you got any salt?"
"Sorry, my graphics card couldn't handle it."
no
Sorry i was playing Minecraft give me a sec
Mine couldn't connect to wifi :(
Skyrim the smalt edition
It couldn't handle all the salt physics particles
"Yo can you pass the SMALT?"
"you better not play trash"
Johnny Joestar shouldn’t you be stopping valentine from retrieving the corpse parts
@@yobito__ Shouldn't you be stopping younger d'arby from retrieving your soul?
Johnny Joestar nah Jotaro has me covers
@@yobito__ shouldn't you be a donut
oh fuck
"Bro why is the food sweet"
"Oh sorry bro downloaded the wrong salt file, my mistake"
f u n n y
sugar.slt
Lol
sorry bro i mixed up leadsalt.BIN with tablesalt064.DAT
“Gargle fat smegma” is probably the grossest insult I’ve ever heard
Omg he is speaking the language of gods
That sounds like a nickname for a gargoyle fart
@@hawkeye5955 lol
Yikes
2:34 stamp LMAO
“Yeah, my salt shaker runs at 40fps”
Underrated comment
Oh you friggin' loser. 40ps? Mine runs at 720ps
Nice mine runs around 60Sps (Salt Per Second)
Update: I got the SodiumWare SaltShaker and now I got around 190Sps
Damn what cpu do you have? I have a Sodium 5 3600x, i can only get 20fps
@@buhnana6117 dude, update to SaltLake by Chlorintel, it's a lot faster.
"Hey guy! Pass me the salt!"
"Here you go my dude. Now you just need to install the app and give it access to your contacts. Then we just need to get you hooked up to our wifi and you'll be ready to go."
The contact part made me think this:
Calling smalt at 3am gone sexual
.. And then shake your phone so you dont have to shake your salt shaker
@@brianblackburn5018 (police called)
@@doge.studio lol
@@brianblackburn5018 oh damn when did you get here JayStation?
I would've been legit impressed if the salt shaker hovered midair and salted my dish without hands, like from Beauty and the Beast
Attach a salt shaker to a drone and make it happen.
“The world’s first smart salt shaker”
*you wanna know why it’s the first?*
Because no one was able to develop such an advanced and necessary device before
Einstein is shaking his boots up in heaven asking why he didnt invent that shit in the first place
Underrated
Cologram why?
EarleTKG because it’s a fucking stupid idea
This would be an excellent conversation starter at parties.
“So... I see you’re bad with your money.”
🤣😂
I guess they’re the same people who’d buy rechargeable shoes.
What’s next? Smart plate?
“It acts as a plate but also, tells time, weighs the food, and plays music”
Buy *splate* for 999$
It’s actually made for dispensing cocaine and playing music at parties you moron, the salt is a cover. Alexa, dispense me 200mg of Bolivian marching powder. Alexa play my cocaine playlist. Alexa, commence rave lighting protocol.
@@CitizenSnips69 noice
Schmug™
If they made it somewhat larger with, say, 10 containers of random spices of your choice, I can kind of see the idea. "Spice shaker, give me 5 grams of salt, 10 grams of paprika, 5 grams of chili, and 5 grams of pepper". Then you'd get your custom spice blend perfect every time, and it'd also be useful for anyone who'd like their food a bit spicier at the dinner table.
Yeah but that seems to be somewhat made for a very specific and probably small targeted audience
@@justinmontalvo2819 True. It was just an idea to convert this honestly worthless salt shaker into a product with at least *some* value.
Exactly what I was thinking. Then in the app you could save different named spice combinations, and tell Alexa, "bitch, let's make some panty wetters", then it gives you 50 grams of ground aphrodisiacs, and some lube.
@@justinmontalvo2819 ah, the small targeted audience of people who season their food lol
But that would actually be directed toward a problem, and most kickstarter and silicon Valley startups exist to solve non issues
Finally a portable salt shaker! I've always hated the fact that I had to connect my salt shaker to a television via HDMI cable and also plug the device to an outlet via power cable.
"sleek and portable" it's five times the size of a normal shaker!
vaiyt thats the usual marketing technics, "slick, affordable and portable"
*in
Actually, its about the same size as a salt grinder, but not a salt shaker.
@@texttales696 you have just got your right of free speech revoken.
I honesty deserved it. 🤣😭
"I'm not going to be taking my salt shaker anywhere"
Not with that attitude, buddy
“Alexa, please dispense a tablespoon of salt.”
*“I’m afraid I can’t do that, John.”*
Who’s John
@@chikapunk4340 Have you heard of the show Garfield? also if this a joke then I'm sorry
H.A.L.??
I made my own Smalt. I nailed a salt shaker to my bluetooth speaker. It is now the conversation piece of all my dinner parties.
Hey, I'm you but I look cooler
Cyber Guy I’m like Coke classic. You’re like Diet Coke
@@abearmagan6008 perfectly balanced as all things should be.
give this man a gauntlet
@@CyberGuy419 oof sorry mate other thanos got bigger stones than you 🤣🤣🤣
This gotta be a joke. Seriously? What's next, smart toilet paper?
"Hey Alexa ready up four-folds, its gonna be a big one."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Critikals dad already made smart toilet paper
My life has never been the same since I bought the rotowipe
Wait till you hear about most of Japan’s restrooms
only 4?
Actually, someone already made a smart toilet paper dispenser.
I'm inclined to believe that anything titled "Smart" that isn't a TV or mobile phone is actually the complete opposite.
Samsung d u m b fridge
I was reading the indiegogo page and it literally says "up to 4 hrs of battery life" 😳 So I'm supposed to charge it every 4 hrs or I can't get any salt 😂
**phone dies** well kids, no dinner tonight
Funny comment my guy but how the fuck is not having salt stoping you from having dinner?
Stickman
They were going to eat salt
Stickman r/whooosh
Epic_prON00b2 You're not very good at r/woooosh, are you
Stickman r/wooosh x2
Juicero's step brother.
that video sent me here, lol!
Having all these smart devices in a house would be like an office job.
What're you doing, stepbro?
atleast this one didn't force you to buy specific salt package for it to work.
Saurav Debnath thats umatched. You cant beat it
What I like about this most is the fact that both the “moodlighting” and music you can play with this salt shaker you can do with the phone you need to make it work anyway.
"What is my purpose?"
"To dispense salt"
"Oh my god"
"Yeah welcome to the club pal"
I'm going to invent the worlds first smart mug for coffee and call it 'Smug'.
underrated.
Meduck That can be useful to PWDs though I think it already exists.
Better, it only mixes if you put products from the same brand lol
Take my money 💰
I’m going to invent the world first smart Toliet paper and call it “Smoliet Smaper”. It can measure the shit on the toliet paper.. and even do an analysis on what you ate.
what about smegma
"It's portable!"
Yes, differently than all the other bulldozer-carried salt shakers.
Underated comment
I hate having to rent a Ford F-350 super duty just so I can give my grandma some salt. Now I have the smalt so I can have her disown me
@Teena Wagnard 5x
@@parkersumwalt8078 underrated comment.
Oh my god i laughed so hard
i love getting recommended this 6 years after it was uploaded
"Hey bro can I have some pepper?" "Sorry man I didn't get the DLC."
well this is actually perfect for me... i was having troubles carrying around my Mortar and Pestle to grind my himalayan Rock salt..
there is this revolutionary thing called salt mill
like a pepper mill but with salt! :D
And still more portable than the pregnancy test
@@mechykb8624 I love the smell of irony in the morning
Lol
@@keithsinter5611 where can you find these??????? web of *LIES*
@@squarepusher645 you´re lucky! I have opened a kickstarter to finance a modell with wifi, app and cheese grater! only 15k and you get yo very own!
Imagine you're on a date when the guy sets the mood lighting on his salt shaker and gives you the look.
And puts some "romantic" music on, played by the smartshaker ofc.
That happens and I'm going home.
@@aflockofconnivingmagpies3490 99iiikjjkjjjjjjjjjkijkjnukjjynjjujjujyhyhyhjjjnhjhhyhkjjjjnkjjkkkmkkinnkmkojni ikoou8hhh890o9iiuhijkjhijjnnjjjhjgjiiihhjijjiguu
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iio78uiuytthuuuiijuitui8uhgj88yiffyii9ujihjyy9uuiyhgyuyggtygyuuuhbojj
thats hilarious lmao
@@animepeople8744 yea
I’m convinced people make smart products just to say they did
“What do you do for a living”
“I make ai”
“Oh cool what have you made”
_”A salt shaker”_
Friend: “hey let’s have a barbecue, I’ll bring the beef!”
Guy: “I’ll bring my salt shaker”
Friend: “never mind I don’t think we should be friends anymore”
This implies that the friend had knew the guy had a Smart Salt Shaker before hand, and yet now he doesn’t want to be friends anymore? Anyone would cut ties with a person with a salt shaker this convoluted instantly
“Hey pass the salt”
“Hold up its charging”
Hold up I don’t have any internet
Hold up its busy taking all my information
Hold up its glitching out
Hold up
This product literally seems like an snl skit
SmartPipe, anyone?
Smart Wall
Smart rock?
Smart pregnancy test
It's not, though -_-
Excuse me where's the salt. Oh' it's buffering, our wifi sucks as much as this salt gizmo. Here, use these packs of salt I took from IHOP!
I hate over priced?
A few tweaks and this would actually be an alright product. Namely, making it into a pill dispenser for those that have to take (and have trouble with taking) medicine regularly, rather than an over-tuned salt shaker. Have it give reminders to take medicine and monitor what is dispensed, and when it's dispensed.
Are we gonna ignore that $8,873 was raised by 58 people, meaning that they all donated over $100
Wtf
Definitely a money laundering scheme
@Out Of Context Why did you have to call him an idiot and tell him to shut the fuck up? No need of being toxic.
@@Chris-uu9ce read his name
153 Dollars per person exactly
@Hahahah Hahahahah With all tbe retards morons in this world, and with how unfair this world is, that could be a possibility
"What is my purpose?"
*"you pass the salt"*
Cool Beans (looks at hands) Oh my god.
_You watch rick and morty don't you_
CrudeGestures yes, my iq is 700. is that what you were asking?
Ashton Ramos Essentially, that is correct
"Oh my god"
"Yeah welcome to the club pal"
2:20 When your wife lets you make breakfast for her and her boyfriend.
Oh my god lmfao
"You find me five people that say they wish they could take a salt shaker that looked cool with them to where they dine and I'll find you five liars." LMAO
"Heyo, which speakers do you guys use?"
"A JBL speaker"
"A Subwoofer"
"I just use a Smart Salt Shaker™"
lol
@@wat2206 stop
@@aljuhaidy9186 k
@@wat2206 good boy😀👍
How you listen music on a subwoofer only?🤦♂️😂
"What is my purpose?"
"You shake the salt"
"...oh..my..god"
I'm not programmed for friendship
Rando welcome to the club buddy
Rick and morty LOL
Brandon
I am so bummed it took me 9 months to find this comment..
Im getting Dbd flashbacks
"The world's first interactive centerpiece".
Have these people never heard of SNES?
i want to build a house with 100% ""smart"" stuff in it. it would be the funniest prison sentence.
Sounds like a modern day Twilight Zone episode
@@blinkerfluid7988 I hear black mirror does that.
that sounds like hell
Imagine a door with handles like a tesla car, the handle retracts and hides from you, in order to access the handle you must use the *dooropen* official app and select the door inside of your house, press options and then select open, you will be prompted two 30 second unskippable ads and then the door will finally open. Only $69.99 a month for an entire house installation.
*this salt tastes a bit laggy*
BillzY alt *Mine crashed*
-well-
180 grains a second?
BillzY alt *_Server Maintenance_*
Mine has some virus in it
You - Smalt
Me, an intellectual - *SMEPPER*
• Vegadoodles • smayonnaise
Nick Robbins no.
cumyonnaise
Sam Pepper
underrated
I love how the shaker is just sitting there with the light on while they are drinking wine lmaoo
It seems like something you'd get in the Sims because you're a high level chef.
“Hey can you pass me the salt”
“Sure but you can have it in 26 and a half minutes because it has to update”
Absolute Zero ATOM BY ATOM-
...uh oh...
Gosh darn it we shouldn’t have upset the salt gods
Can I get a SMEPPER with my SMALT? If so you got yourself a SMEAL.
Violent Professional underrated comment
Violent Professional honey can you get me the SMAPRIKA and the SMUTMEG!? also were out of SMINGER and im making cookies tomorrow.
Pass the smegma please
You fucking idiot, you've put too much SMINNAMON in the cookies! And now we're out of SMOREGANO!
Where's my god damn Smold Bay
It's been years and I'm STILL near tears at even just the name.
I'm so sad this didn't get made. It's so stupid I wanted it to be a reality.
SMALT is one of those things that the one kid who tries to act rich flexes on his friends
Imagine a black mirror episode where all technology has become "smart" tech and someone's phone gets broken so they can't access anything... Even talk to other people
Nooo my smart chair wont open! I cant sit! My smart toilet paper dispenser! Nooo why wont the SmartDoors Open???? My emergency SmartKey needs updating! I cant even wear my I-Pants! And there is no electricity to recharge my I-Shoes or my Smart -Slippers. My Microsoft Window wont open... And my Smart Dog is attacking me now! Smart Alexa, reboot Smart House! Oh no... Smart Floor is shutting down! AHHHHHH-
@@fishyfish1917 you can't eat unless you have WiFi with your phone present. I-food requires internet.
@@Bonnieboy-rj5yh And even if u had food, u would be unable to digest it without your I-Belly
Or breath .
and they have to travel through like 500 apps to get the right ones,
and their smart smartphone's open feature is just a fullbody scan, a bloodtest, saying a password, pressing a 9-box button in specific orders, and THEN you can access them.
Next up: A remote controlled brick.
A fucking brick.
7 3D printed buildings.
If it ain't brick, it ain't worth DICK.
It'll need WiFi otherwise it will crumble.
Would save me ton! Bricking other shit is SOOO TimeConsuming.
7 dude, I'm dying!! Like what would even happen if you don't charge it xD
The fact that it didn't require proprietary QR-coded salt refills was the most surprising thing here.
"If the battery dies nobody is getting salt."
That's not true, just unscrew the head of the dispenser and pour the salt from the container. Pretty smart huh? Wait...
More like “Control-Salt-Delete”.
I reported this comment for verbal aggression/abuse
Onii Umm, Thanks? I mean, that’s pretty impressive for a Charlie video.
Lol
Control salt f4
@n1kkoGFX 404 Salt not found
"May you please pass the salt?"
"Sorry, the servers are under maintenance."
Are you by any chance a KKK member?
@@Maltatata of course not, does he look like a kkk member? he has a mustache
@@mysteriouslyseeing or a trustache
There are demons in the house
"Alexa, SPILL IT ALL!"
Lmao
“Hey, why are these french fries so bland?”
“Oh sorry, I forgot to charge the salt shaker last night.”
I can already access salt on my phone through the Twitch app.
Kek
Damn son
Alex Snitzer holy shit dude youre fucking ugly.
Really? I just click the bell icon in the top right of the screen. Delivers plenty of salty comments
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
every goddam time its
“ meet BLANK, the worlds first SMART BLANK an your new way of BLANKING”
Blart, the most smart blank in the market
meet swampletics, my morytania-locked...
Blankity, blankity, *BLANK*
Probably using this format to look cool
I blank myself at night
The hands free measuring aspect actually isn't a terrible idea. I kind of like the concept of being able to tell it to make me a teaspoon of salt while I'm cooking. Not enough to spend money on it though. Imagine this specifically as a voice operated measuring device that has several different spices in it. That might actually be a useful product.
Agreed. That’s what the future actually sounds like. Small QOL stuff like this in houses everywhere.
im not kidding when i say this...... i´ve been streaming a drum and bass mix and listening to you at the same time and your vocals are literally on tempo... and everything rhymes youre a lyrical mastermind by chance and design not a joke....
So if I fill this thing with coke, it'll make a line for me?
Matt H Now thats a product i can get behind.
The funny thing is, that would be a better use for this product then what it's intended for. You could even use the sodium tracking app to keep track of how much you've snorted.
Loponstorm Coke dealers probably funded this. Its perfect for them
I knew i couldn't be the only person thinking that.
This is groundbreaking. wow.
This is the type of thing boomers think Millenials want
"Millenials are now ruining traditional salt shakers"
Well the dude that came up with it looks around that age. And I bet a majority of millenials were the ones that funded it.
@@richardsanchez9190 58 people funded it. Why do people waste money on useless items
@@starstorm5338 cuz they're idiots
everyone, even boomers, are too broke to afford such a useless item
It's just the same trash that used to be announced in TV and you could buy if you call certain number, but now it's on internet and everything is 'smart' or wi fi connected to attract people who want to feel modern
I like how they call it ‘portable’ as if regular salt shakers are all wired into a plug
"this salt shaker is portable"
Ow wow finaly
It's like someone bullshitted their engineering school project and it somehow passed
Randomdudu If I ain’t getting payed and the school owns the rights to whatever I produce while enrolled, Does it really need to be good?
@@albapantheratigris6071 damn straight
To be honest, if every advertisement came with Charlie counter-arguing every point, I would watch ads instead of skipping them.
New Super Mario Bros. U World Land 3D Sunshine and Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon: Partners in Time why is your name so long
Creative_Zach Gaming
Why not
He's in my head
@@CreativeZachGaminglebestvids because he/she is some type of ultimate weeb abomination
Hi, i like your really long name
Smalt sounds like a Pokémon that's in constant pain
Some how your videos get me through the day to this day
*Puts a pinch of salt on Ramen noodles for three meals a day*
Smalt - You barely had any sodium
Mandogy - Games 😂
WTF you get sodium from ramen? It's in the name, sodium is the key element of soda so unless you're boiling your nudles in soda...
@@gorkyd7912 are you serious? Welp...
It's pronounced like sod. "Sodium" common element in every grain product because grain is a grass.
Gorky D sodium is a natural element on the periodic table that is used to make salt. Not soda. Soda only has the name because of its fizziness. I uh...it’s not a grain either...as for ramen, it has a lot of salt in it, including the sodium in the flavoring, noodles, spicy sauce, and even the vegetables sometimes to make it taste better. Hope this clarifies what sodium is
"Alexa, pour me out a fat line."
The only good use for Smalt.
The only good use for Smalt
The only good use for Smalt.
The only good use for Smalt
The only good use for Smalt
"Hey can you pass the salt?"
"Sorry bro, I forgot to charge it after lunch"
"The world's first interactive centerpiece"
Lazy Susans: Am I a joke to you?
"Smalt" sounds like some sort of stinky spongy substance you find in the creases of your crotch area
Agent Bill Wilson That's Smegma
smalt reminds me of schmutz
Agent Bill Wilson yeh.. smegma, and who finds it in crotch creases? Who has crotch creases...
Someone doesn't scrub
Sounds like a european racial slur.
Update Notes:
*Fixed issue where hackers could make SMalt endlessly pour all salt inside
*Fixed issue where SMalt would dispense salt infinitely
(Edited to please George Denholm specifically)
@@keygunC mmmm *Salat very yummy I sure like my *Salat dispensed
@Kiran Sadhu Salat = Salt ://
@@georgedenholm662 mmm baguette, pizza, china and salat. the four elements.
If this thing was a multi spice dispenser, so maybe it would be better. Salt, pepper, paprika, curry, etc. It could be a spice mixer so you could tell the proportions and the quantity and then the device would give you a custom mix.
just a little sodium chloride
JIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Supreme Meme Actually, it's salt.
Uh dude, that would be ＳＡＬＴ
that's what i said
sodium chloride
When robots rise up the The smalt Will simply say “SALT DENIED”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No problem, Imma boot up someone elses xbox 360 and load up COD to harvest real salt
It will shoot salt into people’s eyes
@@not_herobrine3752 woah there bud - that's some good roast.
I’ll be salty
“My salt shaker has a flashlight built it”
Finally, a solid excuse to use my phone at the dinner table.
"SMALT, Pour 1 tbsp of salt"
SMALT : *Firmware update 17%*
i hit someone with my car :D
@@dreae4531 wut? Are they ok? Are you? What does this have to do with the original comment?
@@dreae4531 nice! Did you make sure you finished them?
@@dreae4531 poggers
@@dreae4531 only one person ?
Rookie
Put "Smart" infront of anything to make it viable for a crowd-funding campaign.
Does a Smart Toilet exist on Kickstarter? It should measure if your shit is hard enough idk
smart alien dildo
TheRealDerohneNick smart shart
Smart fire extinguisher tells you when theres a fire and is locked via server connection
Mass Genocide
"Pass me the salt"
"Sorry I forgot to charge the salt shaker"
Literally solving a problem that doesn’t exist
"Yo is that an Alexa!"
"No it's my salt shaker."
"Smalt has a sleek and portable design..."
Is that why it's almost as big as that lady's FOREARM?!?!
They meant in comparison to their butt plugs
@@saturnascends8576 maybe being a butt plug is a secret secondary use for this device.
@@saturnascends8576 The world's first smart butt plug, SLUG!
Self lubricating and with mood lighting, all controlled from your Nintendo gamecube!
@@piersonm5574 if you don't have wifi does it just violently tear itself out of your ass?
@@sadtoaster6341 No it stays there forever
Finally, even my salt shaker is stealing my data
We all know how multi talented Charlie is . Check out this perfect snare he did at 1:09
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
Sunil Zala it's only gay if you want it to be.
i guess you could say it's a shaker for ASALT
yknow....assault.....a salt
$20 is $20
Cipher's research in Africa really centered around the salt mines. It's more than just another nuke for sure.
MGSV was a shit MGS game.
But Do tHEy hAvE a PepPEr ShAKeR
Behoooooold!! Theeeeeee Smpper.... Wait it doesn't sound right.
We need a smoy smauce
@@october8912 and smot smauce
The pepper DLC costs $49.95
WHERES THE LAMB SMAUCE!!!!!
"a salt shaker exists for 2 things, hold salt and release salt" 😂😂